ITT things conservatives will never understand

I hope that smoothie spills all over your keyboard.

>>61087283
Already spilled my bong on one laptop. Never again.

As a homosexual, I've gotta say you sound like a massive faggot

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>>61087012
>no meat
enjoy your anemia faggot

>>61087657
I bet you look like that pedo boy scouts leader from South Park.

>>61087012
replace those carrots with mashed potatoes, and that faggot quiche with a nice cut of prime rib and you've got a normal meal
shouldnt you be praying? gotta meet the 5 a day quota

>>61087012
why are you drinking a smoothie out of a jar?

>>61088026
It's a plastic cup that came with the smoothie machine.

>>61087776
you couldnt even name his name.

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>>61087012
>a spinach quiche
badass.

>>61087012
>smoothie with a quiche
You're right, I don't understand.

>>61087012
What the fuck does eating healthy have anything to do with liberalism and conservatism?

>>61087012

nice steakknife

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>>61087012
Hey I have the same laptop!

>>61087012

You're (and people like you) are one of the reasons this country has gone to shit. Do you even lift? I bet you weigh like 10 stone or some shit. Eating all that veggie is fine, as long as you have a big fucking steak with it, you fucking fairy.

>Quiche
Shit tier food

>>61087012
ayyy you're wrong, and you steamed your brussel sprouts? fucking pleb, only reason you should feel emasculated, imo.

>>61087012
Looks fucking delicious, although it wouldn't satiate me. Also, where the fuck is the gravy?

>>61088658
It's loud as fuck m8. Regret wasting my money on it.

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>Political leaning now has to do with diet


Damn threads on /pol/ really are shit before prime time aren't they?

>>61087012
ALLAHU ACKBAR

>>61088672
>Quiche
>Shit tier food
Smelly second generation Kebab immigrant detected.

>>61087774
he has at least 2 baby chickens in that omelette pie.

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>>61088888
Horey SHIT nice quints

>>61087012
>taking pictures of your food and posting it on the internet like a goddamn liberal hipster millennial faggot

Damn right I don't understand it.

>>61087012
This. Who doesn't like veggies
/back to Reddit

>>61087012
Not bad for a light lunch, although both the quiche and vegetables look like they came from your freezer.

>>61087012
It's not that manly when you eat it while jerking off to gay porn in front of your laptop, you faggot.

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>>61088888

woo the digits do not lie hot damn!

>>61089082
I had to freeze the Brussels sprouts because they were near expiry but the others are fresh from borough markets London.

>>61087012
I think that is a very manly meal. You have to be tough to eat such shitty food every day and turn your body in to a limp noodle.

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>>61087012
don't cook your vegetables - they loose vitamins and minerals!

raw food - best food

> https://paleorestart.paleoleap.com/?utm_source=b-post&utm_medium=pl&utm_campaign=restart

>>61087012
Not a bad little spread mate, I could eat that for Lunch easily!

I don't see why it would upset me (as a mainly conservative voter)

So what's your point?

Why are you drinking from a fleshlight?

>>61087012
yeah ok
>Getting ass fucked
>Losing
>Ruining continents
>Enabling mental diseases
>Being addicted to drugs
>Being a degenerate

>>61089338
I put them in the microwave for a few minutes in an airtight container and also drink all the water that collects at the bottom.

>>61088882
Yeah I know. And the Wifi isn't stable

>>61089470
I noticed that too but I think it's because our stupid housemate signed us up to Sky.

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>>61087012
But I'm a fine dining chef so I eat that kinda stuff all the time.

And I'm voting for Trump.

Illegals are the reason the service industry is fucked.

Get em out and let the places pay wages and obey labor laws or fail.

>>61089338
>Turkey
>chicken

No THANKS. Eliminate all meat.

>>61089593
Nah it seems to be a general problem. Speed goes down when with every metre you go away from the router and sometimes it just randomly disconnects. No wonder Sony doesn't make computers anymore.

>>61087012
>conservatives cannot into eating
aussie cunts would find your kind of shitposting bland and primitive. >>61088888
quints dont lie

>>>/ck/

>>61087012
Holy fucking diarrhea Batman!

>>61089734
>Eliminate all meat.
>No THANKS
Oh I see, this is some sort of rebel vegetarian thread?

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>>61087012
It's not about being manly, it's about eating delicious food.

>>61089891
My stools are solid.

Ive been vegetarian for 10 years now. My body is used to this.

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>>61087012
>drinking your calories

>>61087012
But you are less manly

>>61089947
Where are the fucking vegetables?

That's starch and indigestible meat you're eating, no fucking nutrients at all. Literally zero.

I'd hate to see what you look like.

>>61089971
nigger i have to drink thousand calorie shakes and tons of protein to gain weight. already a skinny fag trying to put on muscle.

>>61089947
Also
>eating from a paper plate

Get some fucking dignity. Are you really that lazy that washing up a single plate is too much for you?

>>61089954
A skinny pale anaemic beta male . .. .I see.

Good luck with your fad diet and vitamin K/iron deficiency

conservatives will never understand the joy of letting a feral criminal sex-ape have at your wife

>>61089954
Do you have vaginas growing all over your body, like that one South Park episode? Or are you just a pussy?

>>61087012
>spinach quiche

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>>61090186
some leafy greens and beans have more iron per gram of mass than meat does

>>61090302
20 squats 20 burpees 20 curls 20 situps 20 pushups :)

>>61089947

>no burgers
>thinks he's american

Back to mexico juan

Where the fuck is the protein? Replace quiche with a grilled chicken breast and you got some victory food.

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>>61090229

another quality post from the Landlocked United States, or Australia Minor

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R8 mah dinner /pol

>>61090491
I have properly cooked scrambled eggs with spinach and tomatoes every single morning.

>>61090352
No they don't . . .that's a myth, the ferrous compounds found in vegetable matter are more difficult for the Human Body to absorb. You need a far large portion to accumulate the mineral required.

>>61088967
It's shit because of it's nutritional value

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>>61088888
check'em

>>61087012
Prove that you are not a conservative. Shove that glass of smoothie up your arse.

Protip: you will never deliver.

>>61090610
Looks good to me. More of a sunny day thing though!

ur still a nansy pansy faggot OP

>>61090413
Do you imagine that a "burpee" is a manly thing to brag about?

>>61090491
>protein
Quiche is egg, you fool.

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>>61087012
Quiche looks passable but the veggies look terribly under seasoned and bland.

w-what is that on the edge of your plate, mate?
looks a bit sharp!

>>61087012
>knife

I've alerted the police.

>>61087012

>Brussels sprouts
>I would literally not use it as pig feed

>Berry smoothie
>Drinking sugars cause I am to weak to drink Beer or Wine or Cider and too pompous to drink fucking water.

>No fucking meat
>What are you some sort of retarded vegan that doesn't understand that we need meat?

kekenstein Abdul

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>>61088888
>88888

Nice double

>>61090858
>veggies look terribly under seasoned and bland.
Even though I disagree with OP have you ever had lightly steamed Veg? . . . .they are pretty good to be honest! and in a simple lunch, I see no problem with it!

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Friendly reminder if you eat for an emotional response (it just tastes good lol) then you are no better than a woman on her period binging a box of ice cream.

If you are a real man you will eat for sustinence, which means raw vegetables and LOTS of tofu. Meat has been proven time and time again that it isn't physiologically right for us to eat. Get the facts.

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>>61088647
nothing, just like the weather doesnt.
were living in an age of hyper-politicization

>>61087012
The true dinner of a cuck.

>>61091119
>disagree with OP

In what respect?

>>61090648

they're less dense calorically, so eating more doesn't cause a problem for your system. eating smaller portions more frequently even makes your metabolism faster.

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>>61087012
trump hotel food. elegant, tasteful, and conservative as fuck.

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>>61091139
>which means raw vegetables and LOTS of tofu
>and LOTS of tofu

>>61090967
B I N
I
N

>>61088888


The quints loved your image along with ur post

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>>61087012
Daily reminder:

Deliberately trying not to be manly in everything you do means you're a flaming queen. Manly men just eat when they're hungry and don't put much thought into it, not even about whether it's "manly". You have to be trying hard to be a fag, to be thinking about what you think about your food. Just admit that you're gay at this point.

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>>61090063
I had broccoli and corn later on. I'm not fat, I'm 5'10 and 165. I run 2 miles every other day.

>>61090161
>Getting butthurt over dishware

It's a paper plate. It's convenient when we have 10 people over for steak fingers night. I'd rather not clean 10 dishes. I'm single and live on my own, so no thank you.

>>61090471
I'll one up that.

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MOTHERFUCKING TRUMP STEAKS

>>61091139
>Meat has been proven time and time again that it isn't physiologically right for us to eat. Get the facts.
This is why I hate vegetarians.

All primates throughout history have been omnivores, we are designed for it, from our intestines to our teeth.

Why spout bullshit in defence of a fad diet or some sort of imagined moral high-ground?

>>61091139

>tofu

take it easy there bud

there are beans and legumes that are way better for you than soy

although tofu is hella versatile and allows for much meal variations

>>61091065
brussels sprouts are godly when cooked right.

>>61087456
Idiot

>>61088647
OP is gay and has come to the conclusion that liberalism is at the root of it. Correlation does not imply causation.

>>61087012
>quiche
At first I was accepting because I thought you were on a diet.
Now I realize you truly are a faggot.

>>61091470
Projecting much?

>>61087012
As a cook, much approved meal here.

>>61087012
>things conservatives will never understand
Not giving a fuck about how much your food costs because others pay for it anyway.

>>61087012
Were you smirking as you posted this?

>>61087012
ITT, some britcunt tries to act edgy and fails miserably, as per usual.

>>61090413

Lmao. Not only does he eat like a faggot, he also trains like a faggot. I'm reluctant to use the word ''train'' to describe that desu.

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>>61091354
that is an egg sandwich on a doughnut

>>61087012
>pic unrelated, Brits can't have knives

This post was so gay I feel like I've been pozzed in my neg hole

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>>61091574
As an Murican tho..

>>61091354
Who the fuck gets potatoes with their potatoes?

>>61090610
r8 8/8 m8

>>61091139
>meat isn't physiologically meant for us
>our body from teeth to colon is made for meat and leafy greens
>tfw humans are omnivores naturally

Hey bud, without our ancestors cooking meat you wouldn't have that big brain full of nothing to make up shit and then spout it.

>>61087012
>quiche

lol fag

>>61087012
>Things heterosexuals will never understand.

>>61091711
What is that burnt looking shit supposed to be? Hot dogs and charred barbecue sauce on top of white rice? Looks disgusting.

>>61087012
Diet of a faggot if I've ever seen one

There are 2 acceptable items for men to eat
1.)raw meat
2.)gun powder

>>61091748
who eats crisp sandwiches?

>>61087012
Yeah, eating in a moderate, healthy manner is a faggot thing.

>>61087012
>eat a normal meal
>conservatives will never understand this hahahahaha
I don't actually get what the meme here is? The only thing I could eat or drink that would make me feel less manly is one of those terrible mushroom burgers that aren't actually burgers just giant mushrooms and probably a margarita.

>>61091884
Ah, yes. Of course the Irish would want potatoes with their potatoes.

>>61087012
Its food. Why the fuck would you feel less manly?
Twat.

>>61087012
I never understood how can you work away all those vegitibles without a chunk of meat.

I can't get it through my throat without meat brother.

>>61091711
What the fuck is that? Burnt baby dicks over rice?

With creampied potato on the side?

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>>61092057
eggs are meat, sort of

depending on your religion

>>61091767
>poster with a british flag

>implying it's not full of shit from start to finish

>>61092005
Yeah, sometimes I do have mashed and roast potatoes because they are different and it's a buffet

>>61087012

Things beta-cucks will never understand: Eating stupid shit like that does, in fact, make you less manly.


Did it ever occur to you that maybe we're right and you're wrong?

>>61092237
>Did it ever occur to you that maybe we're right and you're wrong?

After reading this entire thread, it has crossed my mind.

Then I go back to my scientific papers and realise I'm 100% right.

>>61087012
That has the potential to be very manly actually, OP.

Provided you grew the vegetables and cooked the quiche yourself. Self-reliance is masculine.

>>61088099

>Smoothie machine

Welp, there ya go. Just lost a point. A man's man knows that it's better to buy all-purpose appliances than specialized gift-bait garbage.

>>61092350
Do you notice that vegan men tend to be more like women than non-vegan men?

>>61092466
I'm not vegan. Egg is necessary for protein and muscle building.

>>61087012
looks good OP
lmaoing @ people who are so insecure with their sexuality they can't even eat food comfortably

>>61087012
>food is related to politics
truly out darkest hour

It's best to buy good certified butchers quality meat or hunt your own.

Supermarket meat is full with estrogen.

>>61088658

>America has to occupy subsaharan Africa

WELL FUCK YOU TOO DAD!

>>61092350
>Scientific papers written by nu-male betacuck vegans

Might as well ask for scientific papers on gender from a tumblrina

>>61088026
this is how /pol/ knows youre a degenerate fat fuck

>>61092350

>MUH SCIENTISTS THAT ARE TOTALLY NOT PAID TO LIE OR SCEW RESULTS BECAUSE OF AN AGENDA

Have you actually bothered to fully read a study paper and understand how they claim to their said result or you just saw a info graphic on jewbook or plebit or twatter that had some fancy colors and some percentages?

>>61087774
>>61087851
>>61088661
>>61088829
>>61092350

If OP has never done a single minute of hard physical labor in her entire life, she has no need to meat or more substantive food. For the weak, upperclass of useless managers and paper-pushers, this type of "meal" suffices.

>>61092739
nigger detected. its hows you spell bro, learn to cover it up

>>61092824
He did cover it up though, he used the words 'substantive' and 'suffice',, those bigvwords that cracker city folk use.

>>61087012
>things liberals will never understand:
>nobody gives a shit what they think

>>61092739
The eggs in the quiche suffice as a protein source. They also provide vitamin b12, which is the essential vitamin that we need from animal products.

It's fine. I love meat and I think vegetarianism and veganism are full of it. Simultaneously, I do think we eat too much meat. We could stand to cut back as a society.

I eat meat about three times a week. When I want easy, cheap protein I just hardboil some eggs. I also take multivitamins. I eat a lot of liver because it's incredibly cheap and I like to budget.

>>61092824
haha please enlighten me. i'm whiter than you. please show me what part of my post is niggerish? since when do niggers advocate for hard work? is criticizing the class of "workers" who do nothing except sit in a cubicle, play solitaire and collect paychecks all day now being derided as "niggerish" so as to silence that particular critique?

fucking pathetic attempt

>>61087012
the only thing "less manly" about that is you steamed veggies. learn to cook if you're going to brag about it. steaming sprouts literally makes them taste like shit, thats how they get the sulfur like smell and taste to them.

>>61093036
the eggs in the quiche provide MAYBE 20-25 grams of protein. like i said, this type of diet will suffice if you never do any physical labor

>>61093122
I kind of like the taste to be honest. It's like free pepper.

>>61093156

It's only one meal. Obviously, it's not the only thing the guy eats.

And there's always protein supplements. Not every meal necessitates such a large amount of animal protein.

>>61092924
>>61092824
>>61093036

ohhh i get it. so this is a "raid" attempt. you faggots come here from some other site or board and decide to do LEEPICTROLL XD by making some seemingly illogical thread about food and see how many people you can lure into debating about some non sequitur and for how long.

>>61093299
you're right. the rest of her diet is probably steaks and chicken and salmon and protein shakes.

fucking idiot. just admit you are wrong

>>61087012
>gorging on shityourselffood, must express how manly

>>61093021
btfo

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>>61091630
>>61091748
It is deliciousness is what it is.

And potatoes with potatoes is a midwestern thing.

Oh, one more thing.

This is a Ponyshoe.

It's texas toast, with a hamburger on top, topped with french fries, cheese, and bacon bits.

And it's delicious

>>61089407
Based Isreal

But you should still leave, kike.

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>>61091630
Also it's a sausage, egg, and bacon sandwich on a lightly toasted doughnut.

And in this picture we have what is called the Mexican Horseshoe

It's steak and chicken, topped with green and red peppers, onions, cheese, and french fries.

It too is delicious.

>>61093386

You don't need massive amounts of protein in every single meal. Being a laborer is different from being, say, a professional boxer.

The protein from the beans and the eggs in the quiche is fine.

>>61091369

>shills shitty frozen steaks
>/pol/ want this man to be president

why

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>>61089188
Fresh or frozen berries?

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>>61093386
>>61093299
>>61093156
Feel free to count.

Also have 3 eggs this morning with milk, toast and a tomato which is my routine. For lunch I had a vegemite sandwich on multigrain.

>>61093607
simply. not. true.

>You DO need massive amounts of protein in every single meal. Being a laborer is NOT different from being, say, a professional boxer.

see how easy that is?

>>61090628
I didn't think you were a faggot until you wrote this.

Why don't you properly kill yourself. Jihad around the block is already fucking your girl.

>>61091380
If we weren't designed to eat meat, we wouldn't eat it. Just like a fucking cow isn't designed to eat deer or pigs, it doesn't.

>>61093794
If you knew anything about scrambled eggs, it's that 99% of people don't know how to cook it properly.

The secret is you don't cook it.

>>61093482
>>61093596
Chucks lots of stuff together, gives it a silly name, America invents cuisine.
[sounds_about_right.jpg]

>>61087456
DUDE

>>61093755
>Feel free to count.
so...i was pretty much correct in my estimate?

OP is confirmed for never doing any truly difficult work in her life. Typical western woman.

>>61093907
Don't be mad that your food is bland and tasteless.

Besides, the steak fingers aren't "lots of stuff chucked together." It's deep fried sirloin strips, breaded with crushed salteens.

>>61094076
Not even close; you said 20-25, when I eat 35.

>>61094113

>bland and tasteless

You know there are tastes other than salty right?

>>61094113
>Don't be mad that your food is bland and tasteless
gets info from watching Simpsons and listening to other burgers on /pol/

You burgerfats are hilarious in your ignorance.

>>61094153
And that's only for dinner. For breakfast I get 18g (3 eggs at 6g each) protein and for lunch, I don't know. Vegemite is fortified so it probably has something good.

>>61089338

Lose*

>>61087456
DUDE HOW DID YOU 4CHAN THEN

>>61089383

It was too big for his weiner so he filled it with gay juice instead.

>>61094255
I don't put salt on my shit. I have the taste of beef, fried potatoes, bacon, and cheese all in one. Or crispy outside, melt on the inside steak fingers. And so forth. As opposed to green tasting garbage with no beef or potatoes.

Go back to eating your spotted dick you wanker.

>>61094264
I've never seen the Simpsons, never had TV growing up and still don't. Now that satellite internet is mildly affordable I may be able to get it in the middle of nowhere.

>>61090967

>plate
>edge

>plate has an edge

CALL HER MAJESTYS ROYAL SWAT TEAM WEVE GOT A DANGEROUS WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION AND REFUGEE GENOCIDE TOOL HERE

>>61093036
>not eating fish every day

fag.

>>61087012
That's like 1200-1500 calories in a single meal
Good way to stay fat, fucking neckbeard

>>61092621
This

>>61093596
Looks like shity value chicken w/ cum sauce. I bet you think it's a masterpiece.

>>61094441
>Go back to eating your spotted dick
see . . .you just re-tweet the memes . . .you know fuck all.

>>61087012
>eating healthy food without having to resort to hyped up seeds, berries and other 'super foods'
>not manly
What?

>>61087012
Whoa Achmed you better bin that knife before the bobbies arrest you!

>>61094285
For breakfast I eat a T-Bone steak, with hashbrowns, raw milk, and toast.

For lunch it's usually one of the items I mentioned earlier, mostly burgers.

And for dinner it's always a pot roast, or steak fingers, or the occasional ham and beans. Always have potatoes.

Such is life in the midwest.

>>61094588
I don't think it's a masterpiece, I think it's just delicious.

The chicken is bland but the steak is good and makes up for it. The peppers definitely help too.

>>61087012
>conservatives

I'm reactionary
It's not about conserving the past. It's about breaking the legs of the future, putting it in a wheelchair and pushing it to where we want it. That will teach the fucker not to deny us.

Join me on my great reactionary crusade. We will not rest until the cuck is removed.

Things liberals will never be able to understand. ...

Eating a meal without worrying about how manly you look

>>61093907
>literally all food ever created

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>>61094469
Im bulking ATM but I am no where close to being fat.

How is eating or not eating vegetables considered political?
You are an insane ideologue.
Kill yourself plox.

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I'll make this right now, while being conservative, and then proceeding to eat meat for dinner.

>>61092524
You're ovo-vegan then. Do you notice that ovo-vegan men tend to be more like women than non-vegan men?

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Dat turmeric mashed taterz

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>>61092405
Yeah those things are gimmicks, I make my smoothies in my kitchenaid blender.

OP, it's very manly to eat healthy so you live a long life, and aren't a fat NEET that wants to vote for trump

>>61094844
Is your bedroom pink?

>>61094441

>bacon
>not salty

>fried potatoes
>no salt

>cheese
>not high in salt

>English food
>no beef or potatoes
>the French call English people "roast beef" because we eat so much beef
>this retard thinks we don't eat the fuck out of beef

also

>didn't have TV growing up

poorfag

>>61094950
Didnt realize the shit quality dammit

>>61094951
It's just easier.

Instead of having some big ass blender, you just have to rinse off the blades and that's it, no fumbling in the sink with a bulky blender.

>>61094699
Wow, cheap meat and peppers. Big fucking deal. Let's ignore paco's dog cumed over it.

"it taste good, hurrrr"

>>61094950
>>61094950
Fuzzy as fuck . . must be an American camera.

if that meal was British . . . ."Urrrgh British food is shit " . . . but it must be fantastic because it's American right?

Same every day!

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>>61095019
>Homemade bacon, from home raised pigs
Minimal salt

>Fried potatoes
I didn't add salt to it, and they have very little salt on them

>Cheese
Homemade by Amish, don't know what they put in it but it's delicious

>English food
Never said you didn't eat beef, but you guys don't eat beef like a pure blooded American.

>poorfag
No, we just didn't ever want TV. Life's better without it. Instead we had a family band.

>>61093036
I will never understand this country, no one eats liver and therefore it's super cheap in the market.

>>61095141
That's why you have a blender that's decent and is easy to rinse out. Stop buying cheap blenders.

>>61094844

That's the gayest room I've ever seen.

Just kidding, nice track pants though. I bet they have buttons down the legs so you can rip them off faster when you get propositioned in public bathrooms.

>>61087012
Nothing more manlier than being concerned with your health.

>>61095159
I roast the chicken with rosemary thyme paprika and lime

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>>61095156
It tastes good and it's like $5. And I won't disagree it looks like garbage, but who gives a shit how it looks you autistic fuck. Just eat it and enjoy it.

>>61095000
It's my gf's yoga mat.

>>61095293
I don't need some fancy expensive blender, though. All I'm doing is putting water and berries into it.

By all means waste your money on those fancy $1000 brands, but I'm happy with my £15 Breville that's small and convenient.

>>61095202
No, homemade bacon has to have a certain level of salt in it, otherwise it's not bacon. It's pork belly that isn't cured.

By definition bacon is extremely high in sodium.

Cheese by definition is high in sodium.

Beef is high in sodium without even adding salt.

It's clear you don't know how sodium in food works. You want less than 2g of salt a day, or you will retain water like a bitch.

>>61087012
nice laptop poorfag.
dude. a steakknife for a quiche?
What kind of IKEA shit table is that?
Nice fake hardwood. Was it on sale @ Home Depot?

Plebian/10

>>61095393
That picture is the picture of a fatass trump voter

Garbage beer, garbage food, poorfag tier gun, and cigs.

What a loser.

>>61095432
I seem to do fine, I run 2 miles a day and typically do the same workout routines I've been doing for the past 6 years. I sweat like a whore in church.

>>61087012

Lol your subconscious about your food choice?

>liberals everyone
>inb4 muh dick

>>61087012
You're probably gay

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>>61095202

>minimal salt

Animal lard is full of salt. Could you not afford to go to school as a child either, or did you just not pay attention?

>I didn't add salt to it, and they have very little salt on them

So what did you do? Cook them in oil (fat) with no seasoning? Gross.

>don't know what they put in it

Salt, among other things.

>but you guys don't eat beef like a pure blooded American

I'm sure you know this from your extensive travel in the UK

also

>pure blooded American

top kek. literally a nation of Euromutts.

>Instead we had a family band.

Did you practice incest for fun too?

>>61095522
I'm bisexual, mad?

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>>61095501
>Garbage beer

Won't disagree, they were out of fat tire

>Garbage food
$4

>Makarov
It's not the only gun

>Cigs
Fortunately I quit smoking 5 months ago.

>>61095398
Nah I agree, the vitamixes are stupid. I have a kitchenaid, was like 100 bucks. It has a flat bottom that is easy to rinse like the vitamixes.

>>61095506
Exercise won't help having sodium levels that are too high. Just try to track it, see if you can make sure you are actually doing under 2g of sodium a day. It does help.

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enjoying your girlfriend's strap-on without feeling less than 'manly'

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>>61095432
>Cheese by definition is high in sodium.
Only if it comes from an aerosol can or pre-wrapped slices.

>>61091139
>have eyes oriented forward
>have canines
>ancestors ate meat for millions of years

Vegans say no

>>61087012
you're right im a conservative and I will never understand why you dont bake your Brussels sprouts, galic, salt, pepper baking tray. Pleb

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>>61095578
I'm awfully jealous of that gun collection

>Washburn banjo
>garbage guitar

Come on man

Pic is my fav guitar I own and and amp I sold cause Fender goofed on the design

>>61095625
No, even good cheese is a high-sodium food.

>>61095557
>School
I went to a small town public school. Health wasn't really taught so much, biology and trig were the big topics we were taught

>Euromutts
I'm a mutt, but I'm an American. Not European. My ancestors left France to get away from cucks like you, muhammad

>Incest
Nah, we're too far north for that.

>>61095629
I tried to go vegan, but when I found out the supplements you need to take because you aren't getting certain things from your food were animal derived anyway ( like creatin) I said fuck it.

>>61087012

F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T

>>61095594
I have ascended Mount Kek and left my sides at the summit

>>61095751
>My ancestors left France
Muh heritage.

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>>61095711
>whammy bar set up incorrectly

TRIGGERED

>>61095711
I don't have my whole music collection in the picture.

And that Babicz is not a garbage guitar, it plays beautifully. I love it. Sounds great too. My usual guitar is an Ovation Elite or my Cort. I also had a Washburn Stealth 3ST. I had to sell the beast. I loved that guitar but hated the damn floyd.

Never was a big fan of Fender, the Tele's are very versatile but I like my Gibson 335.

>>61087012

I'm going to assume that smoothie is made from fruit, which means it probably has about two tonnes of sugar in it

There's a reason smoothies are usually tiny

Bigger ones are usually those that are just made with a banana and lots of milk because there's not much sugar in that

ENJOY YOU'RE DIABETES BRO

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>>61095844
It's a SRV signature that I put a tortoise shell pickguard on. Stupid fucker wanted to be like jimmy, so always had his bars set up like that.

>>61095711
>Calls people out
>They face him head on
>Instantly starts praising the person he was just calling and tries to make a friend out of him in case he gets a beating

Shillary voter confirmed.

>>61087012
You will when your dumb ass turns to alkaline and takes you months to get back to a good alkaline acid balance

>>61096002
I can bash people and like them at the same time

Hillary is a fuckwit

>>61095931
But I made it myself.

I used that strawberry and banana frozen smoothie mix they have at Waitrose.

>>61087012

You could at least put some condiments or seasoning on those vegetables you boring cunt

>>61087012
You are a complete and utter disappointment to your ancestors
Good thing they're dead and can't witness the shame your faggot's brings to their names

>>61096136
What do you recommend I lather them with?

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>>61095751

Ok so in addition to you admitting being uneducated-

>muh heritage
>FRANCE LOL

If you think England is cucked, I have bad news for you about France.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=078_1275256429

>>61095501
>poorfag tier gun

It outlived its country.
Will yours say the same?

>>61095959
gross man

I used to work for fender for a bit actually, never bother with the signatures or american strats anymore

>industry secret:
>they're not actually made in america anymore, just assembled
>the signatures are the same exact bodies with marys or doublewounds, same wiring+pots (all korean or chinese shit), and the new gloss lacquer is garbage and wears down in under 5 years

>>61087012
bruh I eat vegetables and drink smoothies and I'm pretty damn conservative. Now, what's less than manly is posting about it on the internet like a dirty little attention whore.

>>61096239
I'm french heritage, but I'm not a frenchman. I'm American.

>>61096359

You're a faggot and a hick, that's what you are.

>>61096193

You could fry them with some garlic, oyster sauce and a bit of water at the very least.

>>61096330
Yeah that's why I'd never buy one, all of my Fenders were given to me by family friends, including the SRV.

However, the SRV strat was 100% made in the US, because it's a strat from 1992. It's one of the first SRV signatures ever made, I've only found about 20 that are older on enthusiasts websites where people talk about them.

If I had to buy a guitar again, I'd go PRS. However, my next guitar I'll be making, with a neck from Warmouth.

So agreed, fuck Fender, especially now.

>>61096441
Frenchmen are racially germanic.

>>61087012

Sucking a dick without feeling less than 'manly'.

>>61096244
Nothing wrong with the gun, but it is the poorfag's choice.

Just like the Mosin I bought when I was a poorfag.

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>>61096441
I believe the politically correct term is Rural American.

And I'm country and I'm proud. Enjoy incest island.

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>>61089922
I mean cook/steak your meat but not your vegetables!

>>61096521
americans arent european fucking nigger

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>>61096521
>I'd go PRS

im guessing you play metal or classic rock, right?

>>61096638
Your post makes no sense

>>61096600
Wichita, KS here. Fuck this shithole. I can't wait to move to the glorious west - but not so far west I end up in California.

>>61096695
No, but used to. I'm more into general Americana and electronic/funk.

Americana, meaning a mix of blues, folk, western, country, etc.

I mean, I do know a lot of classic rock songs - who doesn't? I started out on them. I just am not into that stuff anymore.

>>61096714
Central Illinois here.

I'd like it better if it wasn't for Chicago fucking everything up. I love my home, and proud of where I come from.

Some day I want to move out to Montana or Idaho. Maybe even Alaska. I'm not sure how the IT job market is there though. I've got certs but dunno even where to begin to look.

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>>61096521
>Frenchmen are racially germanic.

Oh they're racially germanic, that makes all the difference! Last time I checked, they were a Sweden-tier country of total cucks where it is illegal to record statistics about how many muslims live in France, but now that I know that thousands of years ago they were Germanics, that changes everything.

Americans do not understand heritage.

>>61096796
Have a soundcloud?

>>61096870
Considering my heritage left France in 1854, the modern day frenchmen are not my lineage.

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>>61095711
I dont even play guitar but goddamn that is one beautiful looking piece of hardware. Dat maroon tortoise shell on sunburst with gold metal.

>>61096858

Does central Illinois get away from the nigger fest that is southern Illinois? I drove through from St Louis to Nashville last summer. I had never been despite growing up near Memphis. Holy shit, it was awful. It reminded me of southern Arkansas.

>>61096870
Germans in germany seemed to be pretty cucked these days as well. Same for every pseudo Germanic group in Europe, eh?

>>61096886
No, I've not bothered to buy good recording equipment yet, so I don't do any recordings really. Next year I should have the chance to buy some, but the last few years has been crazy with me finishing college in 2012, wife finishing in 2015, getting married a week after she graduated in 2015, moving a month later, and likely moving this summer. We also both bought cars in the last few years. Other priorities, kind of thing.

>>61097073
Honestly I'd prefer it without gold, but I am not changing the hardware that much. Not something that is worth paying for - the pickguard was cheap in comparison.

>microwaved junkfood and some greens.

WOW

>>61087012
>utorrent
>eating on your laptop
>sugary mixed gay fruity drink
>eating roughage to stay "healthy"
tumblr tier thread

>>61095432
Sodium is not at all bad for you unless you are old and have hypertension.

It's like the notfat fad. The only things bad for you are transfats and refined sugars

>>61096796
You should stay away from PRS, even their semi-hollowbodys are some of the least versatile guitars on the market

Either do a build or go with something pre-1980s

The new humbuckers and single coils in PRS are fucking garbage

>same with fender and gibson though

>>61096986

>believes that the genetic makeup of France has changed so dramatically in the last century and a half that modern day French whites are in any way different to his "heritage"

LOL retard. The muslims and africans only just got there, it's the same "muh heritage" germanic stock in France getting cucked as you are made of.

>>61096521
>Frenchmen are racially germanic
I see your American education shinning through here.

Considering you claim to have Muh French Heritage, you are as stupid as I originally thought you were.

>>61097078

>Germans in germany seemed to be pretty cucked these days as well. Same for every pseudo Germanic group in Europe, eh?

Wow, it's almost as if being "Germanic" isn't the racial holy grail that Americans on /pol/ think it is!

>>61087012
what's a conservative?

>>61097304

Everything white and near Germany is "Germanic" ofc m8, and being "Germanic" makes you an Aryan superman.

Source: le American race science
:^)

>>61095501
This

>>61097304
Am I allowed to claim French heritage?

> Bongs.
> Giving people lessons about food

I'll admit burgers are a nightmare for nutritionists (PATATOES AND MEAT AT EVERY FUCKING MEAL) but at least, they still have taste buds. Crude ones, but they exist.

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>>61097178
You obviously want sodium, but going over 2000mg is the limit for a healthy person. For people with blood pressure problems, it's lower and they have to be more vigilant about it.

I have low blood pressure, but I still don't go over 2000.

>>61097229
I disagree entirely. I own a PRS Singlecut, as you can see in that picture. I love it. PRS makes awesome guitars - but you pay far more than you would because they look gorgeous as fuck.

That being said, I'm just going to build my own.

Would be this body shape, with a fender scale neck made of torrified maple with a torrified maple fretboard, an alder body, and likely some humbuckers that can be split coil as well. Locking tuners, schaller tremelo bridge, and maybe some other fun electronic stuff since I already build my own guitar effects pedals.

>>61097304
I wasn't the one claiming that (I'm 3/4 British Isles, 1/9 German, 1/8 Scando), but yes, the original inhabitants of France at least in the north were very much germanic, Obviously they're more related to spaniards and northern italians in the south.

>>61097446
of course a negroid brain can't comprehend more than 1 second.

>>61097317
a relative term like liberal
"even the most progressive liberal becomes a staunch conservative after a revolution" - some faggot

>>61097078
I didn't interact with my first negro until I was 16 working at Kroger. We've had a few move into our town, then one of 'em raped one of the big family's daughter and he basically got lynched. The others left. Haven't seen any blacks here since.

Could just record from an iPhone. It's not too terrible, but it's what I do and it works.

>>61097315
It's really not, is it? I've been saying that for years, that English/Irish/Scottish is far superior in every way - culturally, militarily, economically, the British Isles has a superior track record than the Germans.

>>61097576
>he doesnt enjoy the taste of raw vegies

YOU are the faggot, not me.

>>61097629
>the original inhabitants of France at least in the north were very much germanic
No.

The original inhabitants of France were unknown people who built menhirs. After them, we got Celts in France who spent most of their time keeping Germans at bay (that's actually how you distinguish Germans and Celts, Gaul borders) and then they got a drop of Roman blood, then a drop of Frankish (German) blood.

Basis is still celtic. Also, now, kebabs.

>raw coconut milk, from the coconut
>raw noni fruit
>fresh spinach
>handful of nuts
>bananas
>lime
>raw cranberries


this is real masterrace food. cookng your food takes away most of the minerals and life from it.
You will never feel better than cutting carbs, heavy meat and dairy to special occasions and consuming 10,000 times the 'suggested' level of anti-oxidants daily, and eggs/fish once a week.

After 2 years of this I pretty much am telepathic from having such a high test and physical resonance. My skin glows and nobody can handle my power without complimenting it.

>>61097816
>I've been saying that for years, that English/Irish/Scottish is far superior in every way
Why are you trying to back-peddal?

>>61097240
I don't believe the genetic makeup of France has changed, but the culture has. I claim no heritage to the current French culture. We are Americans now, and that's that. I don't see any Frenchies with a big arsenal kicking out jigaboos from their towns like we are here.

>>61097768
>iphone

do I sound like some cuck?

I disagree, I don't like to present my playing with cell phone recordings.

>>61097869
Doesn't it depend at what point we are talking about?

Around the time of Charlemagne, people referred to that whole group from Gaul all the way to poland as "germanic"

I guess genetically there still is some similarity, but it depends on what haplotypes we're looking at.

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>>61097629
>because they look gorgeous as fuck.

>superstrat shit+flamed maple
>worst modern headstock
>terrible contours
>looking good

well i can tell we wouldn't get along irl

>>61088761
This, not roasting your vegetables is pleb tier.

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>>61097947
I'm not? I never claimed germans were superior. Check your IDs, idiot.

>>61097992
That's your opinion man, Grestch are fender junk that are hilarious overpriced and make you look like a western music guitarist from the 50s. It's not what I like, at all.

>>61097914
> 5 out of 7 have sugar
Yup, you're a burger.

Masterrace food was decided years ago by romans:
> Olives
> Wine
> Bread
> Smoked ham
> Goat cheese

Just live on that and you'll feel awesome.

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>>61087012
>eating certain types of food makes you more 'masculine'
What the fuck?
I bet they blame their anemia on the patriarchy.

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>>61088888
check those

>>61098053

burnt blackened food is full of estrogen chemicals released in the carbon soot.

>>61092350
>Then I go back to my scientific papers and realise I'm 100% right.

All of them funded by PETA.

>>61098133
That's a fine diet, but you can't eat very much because it's so high in fat.

The master race diet is lean protein, lots of vegetables, moderate amounts of tarter, less sweet fruit, moderate amounts of healthy whole grains, and the occasional wine/beer.

>>61097989
>Around the time of Charlemagne
Charlemagne was still the product of invaders, alone in a foreign country. If French became germans because of Franks and Clovis, then English became French after William the Conqueror and the Normans.

>>61098256
Fair enough, I won't claim to know a ton about French history. The only stuff I've read is from when I was doing research and they came up during German, English, and Italian history. Mostly though, I read about ancient history and pre-columbian history.

>>61098133

only bananas and maybe the coconuts have sugar, frog de retarde
raw cranberries are bitter, so is noni

>>61091711
Bruhh thats burnt baby dicks

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>>61091850
Mini sausages, butter cooked then put in a smoker. Potato with tomatoes and sour cream, cheese. Pilaf rice.
Fuckin good man.

>>61098374
And Worcester sauce, not BBQ sweet shit

>>61098255
Well just don't stay on your fucking chair all day and you'll be able to eat anything you want.

>>61098374
That's what overweight people eat. Disgusting.

Sausages should be boiled in water, or beer, then grilled/smoked.

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>>61087012
Bin that knife.

>>61098450
That's not really true, I could easily eat enough bread in ten minutes to destroy hours of working out.

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>>61098109
>that "guitar"
>attractive

bleh

>buying a gretsch made after 2002
>buying any guitar made after 2000
lol