Koreans try American Barbecue

>no korean men
>all korean qties
PLANT

>>61012175
Why the fuck would you make pulled pork sour?

>>61012175
But Koreans have Korean Barbeque, don't they? It's literally their only good point.

>>61013333
*barbecue

>>61012175
>korean food
>best

It's not even the best food from Asia

LITTLE

>>61014661
nigga up ur reading comp game

>>61012175
Are we talking about Carolina Jerk, Texan Carmelized, St Louis Layered Sauce or True Southern Dry Rub Long Cooked barbeque? Because they're all different and do not consider eachother to be barbeque.

>>61012175
takes 2 weeks for the body to completely digest pork

>>61012175
this made me so happy to watch for some reason. its nice to see other countries enjoying american stuff.

>>61012175
Shut up faggot, Korean barbeque is god tier.

>>61012175
>brisket
>cat?

oh korea

>>61015192
Still better than dog meat you fucking yank

That looks good and tasty desu.

>>61012175
>best food on the planet
>Still hasn't discovered stakes rolled over cheese, and wrapped in bacon

get on balkan levels.

So they add a sauce Americans don't use and then call it authentic American barbecue? That's like giving people who've never had Chinese food before fortune cookies, so that they can try Chinese.

I prefer beef myself but I agree with your sentiment.

>>61015192
Def. looks rubbed and long smoked, also all dat soul food as sides..

Carolina bbq master race though

>>61013059
Because it's actually good when you don't drown it in sauce.

>>61012175
I hate the reason Muslims don't eat pork, but pigs are actually very smart, moreso than cats and dogs.

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How would an American guy go about...travelling to Korea for its women?

And if one wanted to work in Korea, what would he do? Someone with a BA in philosophy but getting his JD. Who also knows zero Korean.

He is good looking; does fine for himself, but wants a new yellow flavor

I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND

>>61017308
Have you ever been around a pig? what makes them smarter then cats and dogs? They literally roll around in their own shit

>>61018173
They do that to cool off actually. Also they arent human so filth like that doesnt phase them at all.

This just in, cancer rates in SK skyrocket.

>>61018173
you should look for pictures or videos or pet pigs. Also >>61018279 despite the saying "sweating like a pig" pigs don't sweat, and must cover themselves up with mud and shit to regulate body temp.

Korean BBQ is fucking fantastic, fuck this thread.

>>61018173
Pigs roll around in mud in the wild, not in their own shit. If you put them in a tiny enclosure their shit and mud will mix. It's not their preference but the result of how people keep them.

Now dogs do actually roll around in shit.

>>61018114
teach english

All that plastic surgery

>>61018379
pussy

>>61018519
Actually American BBQ is better

Most Korean meat is honestly pretty mediocre in taste, so just the better meat quality as well as the more careful preparation method makes the American offering all-round better.

To be fair, that restaurant (Manimal) is really fucking expensive for Korea like 40,000 won a plate expensive, compared to Korean BBQ which is usually much cheaper.

http://www.afatgirlsfoodguide.com/2015/04/21/manimal/

>>61018678
Would suck to try to find a mother for your kids in that country, could marry a 10/10 and still have your kids come out 4s and 6s

>>61018869
This, a lot of asian food is just obliterated in sauce so you don't know how good what you are eating under it is

>>61018114
lol fuck off

whites are always predatory and creepy

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>>61012175
>America
>best food on the planet
You've got to be joking. Fucking burgers and BBQ is not considered good cuisine

>>61018996
>Flips
>niggers of Asia

>>61012175
you are correct dear friend, pork is truly the food of the masterrace. pork ribs there is NO CHALLENGE

>>61018996
Someone tried to creep on Korean girls visiting his native Flipland on holidays and got turned down... don't be so jelly of Americans for being popular over here.

>>61019095
Sorry you can't have pork ahkmed

>>61015303
What? It takes like four or five hours to digest meat.

The only barbeque worth eating is in Kansas City. Everything else is shit tier.

>>61018996
>be a flip
>be the manlet spics of asia

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>>61019095
>>BBQ is not considered good cuisine
nigger

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Meat is murder.

>>61018996
White guy here. They really are.
White guys view Asian girls like pedos view children; easy prey.

>>61019095
I know what you mean. The best food on the planet is stuff like French, Italian, Greek, Turkish... those are thought of as the "great cuisines" of the world, and rightlly so.

But don't you dare tell me for a second that for pure satisfaction, a big juicy barbecue rack of ribs, or pulled pork, or a big fat fuck-off burger isn't the most satisfying thing in the world.

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>>61015303
>>2 weeks for the body to completely digest pork

do you know how many people would be dead just from eating bacon with breakfast?

>>61012175

God in Heaven those are some plastic as fuck creatures. Not even watching the video because it'll be like a water bottle eating food.

>>61012175
I liked to imagine that they were talking about my American dick when the ribs came out

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>>61019333
>go for mid afternoon tea with the lads and a few birds
>what would you like with your tea?
>fucking burger please

>>61014661
Asian food fucking sucks.

Spic food is the best.

>>61018984

i think that's just americanized asian food

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>>61019792
You're god damn right, undercook it too

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>>61018996

Gonna roll up in your shithole country and fuck your bitch with my white face and beard and all my whiteness fuccboi

>tfw love kimchi

thank you gooks

>>61019666
He almost certainly has no idea what he's talking about and has only ever eaten food out of a can. Nice trips, by the way.

>>61019095
Have you had Texas/Oklahoma style BBQ?

PS England? Bland fucking food, only good I had in Oxford/London was street food from shitskins and deep fried Mars Bars

>>61019920
I've had authentic Chinese before, sauce on sauce for everything

>>61013059
Well you eat it with your coleslaw and that can be sour. Fuck, I'm getting some barbecue tomorrow. There's a Cuban place not far I've been meaning to try out.

>>61019666
Yeah if I'm pissed up or hung over, I'll give it points for the high calorie gainz and curing my hang over

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>>61019792
Any BBQ event I've ever attended had tea served. Tea is great with all kinds of food including savory meat.

>>61020225

Sweet tea.

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>>61019666
hello satan

>>61020423
It's still just tea.

>>61012175
>sucking the bone off at the end

Muh deck

>>61020423
Ugh. Sweet tea is like pure syrup.

>>61012175
Raspberry glaze. Citrus marinade. The fuck is wrong with you.

>>61021045
>Raspberry glaze. Citrus marinade. The fuck is wrong with you.
This, holy shit.

>"American barbeque!"
>fuck it all up

>>61018114

I've asked my gf to wear just an apron. I love it.

>>61018996
HA HA HA HA
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-pacific/2013/02/2013226191116867382.html

>used to eat dogs

We still eat dog. In fact I probably ate yours

>>61019674
I.. Isnt that what is curently happening in the U.S?

>>61020928

Sounds like you've only ever had shitty sweet tea from fast food restaurants. We call that shit hummingbird food.

>>61021821
You Asians need to stop uppercutting that British pussy. It's all over the news, they're getting quite irate

>>61012175
>>61016698
>>61018869
>>61019095
>>61019453
>>61019510
>>61019666
>>61019950
>>61020225
>>61021246

>American barbeque
all of my wuts

>>61012175
>MANIMAL
10/10

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>>61015303
vegan faggot

>>61022223
Barbeque in the American style, what's not to understand?

>>61022440
American barbecue is pleb tier

>>61020928

Sweet Tea as served in restaurants is a bastardization of true southern sweet tea.

True sweet tea requires just a tiny amount of simple syrup. Ad a few sprigs of mint, crush into the syrup, then pour over with unsweetened ice tea. Let sit in the sun for 12 hours, then serve as the sun sets over ice.

You should get hints of mint, sugar, and a strong tea flavor. If sugar is the primary flavor, you have received the abomination that is Carpet Bagger sweet tea.

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>>61012175
I love being American.

>>61022840
Stay retarded, BR

>>61022223
>Brazilian soccer team
All of your goal

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>>61012175
this is cute as fuck

>>61022840
This. Brazil is the country known for their bbq worldwide.

>>61022840
M8 you haven't tried good ribs then.

>>61022840
as opposed to tacos? fuck off

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>>61022019

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the US of A, should just shut up when talking about culinary arts, its a fucking crime against humanity what they did to other nations cuisine... (american pizza and such kek)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_goulash

>>61022840
enjoy your poop water

>>61012175
>pork
>best
enjoy your parasites

>>61023043
>>61023336
Just can't handle it
>>61023269
>ribs
lmao

>>61023746

American pizza was invented by italian immigrants dipshit.

I thought Brazilians are known for their churrascarias?

>>61023825
this...Like their beaches are one of their greatest draws for tourist around they would...why would they like not take care of them??

>>61018114
kek. Just move to Australia, you won't be able to tell the difference.

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>>61012175
>The Country with the best food on the planet
Merica, behave
For fuck's sake

>>61018869
>to be fair, that restaurant (Manimal) is really fucking expensive for Korea like 40,000 won a plate expensive

I figured as much when I saw they added raspberry glaze onto the ribs, kek.

That must have been amazing good eats still. Korean girls are picky as fuck.

>>61019095
shut up bong man, your cuisine was so nasty you had to replace it with poo in loo food

>>61012175
>Is it okay if I'm wrong :(

:3

>>61023884

>eating raw pork

You deserve parasites.

>>61023746
American food is pretty popular all over the world when you think about it.

Most pizza served outside of Italy and the US more closely resembles the American style. The hamburger is another food which (memes aside) enjoys widespread popularity in virtually every nation on earth.

Certainly, American food is more popular than, say, Hungarian food - no offense to the delicious and possibly underrated goulash.

>>61023108
Sooyong right?

This is now a SNSD thread.

Making Hapa children should be the #1 goal in the world if we want to preserve technological prowess in the US.

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>>61012175

>>61023986
by """invent""" you mean fucked up by an American-Italian surely...

>>61012175
>all those fake noses
gross

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>>61012629
>implying there's a difference between Korean men and Korean qties

>>61012175
Best are:
- Japanese
- Spanish
- Italian

In no particular order.

>>61024107
when people say that they generally mean we just have tons of options, you can get authentic food from all over in the major cities
>>61024340
i think so, i saved it back when i was obsessed with them

>>61024340
None of those girls are celebrities, they're just ordinary Koreans.

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>>61023935
What you guys do to pizza is a crime against nature and the universe

>>61024127
>Korean girls are picky as fuck.
like all asian cuisines, just about everything in korean cooking has the same basic flavor profile applied to it. I don't know why asian countries are all like that. Maybe they're all autistic and hate things that are different

>>61023935
American food is better than your food, and that's an objective fact. We took one look at your beef wrapped up in tortilla, and made in infinitely better by adding sour cream, lettuce, tomato and putting it in a hard shell.

>>61018114
Why would you go to Asia to meet Asian women?

Just drive north.

>>61024691
Pretty sure that's Mexican food, and real Mexican food rekts American imitations

>>61017308

Pigs are very fucking smart but also asshole faggots so I don't feel bad about it

>>61024532
They never could sing, but, damn if they weren't cute.
>>61024554
the particular photo I posted was of Sooyong (step up your game hyung), who is.

Additionally, even those standard, everyday not celebrity Korean girls are adorable (even if it is a lot of jaw restructuring and BB cream - don't care, still cute).

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>>61024651
FUCKING TRIGGERED
WHAT THE FUCK SHIT YOU FUCKING NEGRO

>>61024720
They should change Canada's name to New China

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Nothing makes me prouder than to see non-Americans enjoy our delicious meats and realize why we're all so fucking fat.

They would be too if they had such brilliant food available too them at all times.

>>61024691
Wtf are you talking about m9
Tortillas aren't brazilian
Also, just because you add more ingredients doesn't make a better dish
>tfw good american cuisine = more calories

>>61024322
i think its popular only because its widespread and easily accesibble, not because its merits

i can have anytime american stuff i want, but i have to go out of my way if i want to have some korean stuff

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>>61012175
They are so ugly, Jesus fuck. Not even make up saves their faces.

>>61024720
>01/14/16(Thu)21:25:59 No.61024720
Because not everyone wants to deal with a gold-digger Cantonese speaker.

The best CHinese GFs are from the countryside, where they're not just so fake like Taiwain/modern Mainland cities.

>>61024322

As an American who has traveled extensively, I can honestly say its very hard to find American Style foods outside of America. I see close approximations, but even our worst culinary exports (fast food) rarely actually come up to what Americans expect from it.

For example, the holy grail of American food. The Burger. Far more complicated then it seems. t must be a primarily chuck roast, with another cut mixed in for texture. Cheaper burgers (but good burgers) use the Sirloin. Much better burgers use the Ribeye (very rarely). Sirloin is the primary combo with the chuck.

After that, cooked medium as a default. And don't forget the fresh baked KAISER ROLL. With a dash of melted butter over the top before as it finishes baking. Then the toppings. Fresh veggies a must, cooked or raw to taste. And the particular sauce used determines the veggies and cheese use. Dark brown sauces require BLUE CHEESE. Tomato based sauces require the Cheddar's or American cheeses, and egg based sauces require the Swiss style white cheeses and so on.

And that is just the holy burger. Don't get me started on various forms of pizza, whole roast poultry and pork.

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Brisket cut way too thick. Texans triggered

>>61021718
This made me cry. I hope those kids will find happiness even if their fathers abandoned them but the support they get in that country will probably never be enough. I'm so thankful I had my father and mother with me growing up to support me and to show me the beauty of Australian nature and the people.

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>>61024975
Brazilian, papa johns

>>61024651
>>61024975
>cherry picking
pizza shouldn't be just tomato sauce, cheese and flour dickhead
most of our pizzas are pretty decent
tough we obviously don't say they are brazilian culinary

>>61019803
Literally wrong.

Is there any porn of these Asian cuties covered in barbecue sauce and making out?

>>61019095
Mexican here.

Our cuisine is considered God tier by many. But let me tell you one thing, Ahmed. US southern food is pretty GOAT on the comfy level.

>>61019095
get out

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>>61025695
Naw dude that shit is all sorts of fucked up

>>61023269
if that greasy huehue had ever had one taste of good rib tips he would never be able to eat food from Brazil again. He would starve

>>61025823
Filming porn is illegal in south korea

>>61025315
But why is it so widespread? It's not any more difficult to open up a Korean restaurant or a Hungarian restaurant than a fast food burger place.

Seems to me that people like American food and you just have to deal with it.

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>>61025677

.....

>>61025826
Gracias amigo,

I'm always so sad when I see Americanized "tacos" or burritos or whatever they try to call Mole sauce (no acentos en esta computadora).

Only visit Mexican places where you can order in spanish - the only way it might be good

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>>61025433
Koreans are terribly ugly people. The ones you mainly see are plastic ones to the max, but their children still come out downsyndrome style.

>>61025315

American food is like the American Language.

We take what works well from multiple nationalities and make it easy, and palatable in your mouth.

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>>61025677
>>61025917
what the fuck

>>61026226
Stil fuckable though. (not with that alien 5 head - afterward is okay...)

>>61012175
Damn you just civilized those gooks for a second time with this video. Well done.

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>>61025188
>be brazil
>be to poor to afford gross american bacon dubble-pattie cheese burger with a side of fries and 30 ounce ore milk shake
>have to settle for abuelitas deliciou signature brazil cuisine ,cockroach on stick

Hahahaha, are there more videos of korean girls eating barbecue? They are very nice, haha.

>>61026724
c'mon, man. Brazilians have Argentina right next to them. They have access to one of the best meat markets in the world.

They stick to cockroach on a stick out of pleasure for self flaggelation, tho

>>61025188
>Talk to a hue one time
>Tells me it's something like $12 for a bottle of Coke in huesville

Any truth in that?

>korean music videos are fucking amazing
>getting underway soon
>no time to download terabytes of HD korean music videos
>fuck me

The sacrifices I make for this country.

>>61027859
hopefully you picked something other than Marine or Nuke there sailor.

Besides, just play a fuckload of LAN games like the rest of your boat and/or ship.

>>61027368
Yeah something like that I sold an old iMac to a Brazilian guy for $200 and he said he could get $1000 for it in Brazil

>>61027368
>>61026724

Joke's on you, Brazilian food is way better than yours. Poorer countries tend to have the best foods, with the exception of France and Slav and African Countries.

>>61028221

Yeah, but we won't end the night with explosive diarrhea.

>>61015495
Canada confirmed for best ally.

>>61012175
>used to eat dogs
https://imgur.com/a/5fCTu

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>>61028141
>You will never sell decade old electricals in Brazil for 12 times their market price and live like a king

>>61028064
SWO, still working on my pin. Gonna get it in a few months though, I'm almost done.

Also I have 10TB of material to tide me over anyway, I'm just bummed that I didn't think of qt korean waifus until today when it's too late.

>>61012175

ALL WAIFUS

>>61029077
just put into port in Seol and get a handy there, or hell Singapore, Hong Kong, Subick Bay.

Just don't rape anyone in Oki, okay? we can't handle the bad publicity anymore.

>>61015693
I agree. But the Koreans copied the Japanese. Japanese take their meats seriously. Kobe beef anyone? Best spicy bbq chicken where I live is a Korean place.

>>61029037
>>461 dollars for a play station 2

Jesus fucking christ, this food looks revolting, people actually eat this in the US?
Looks like some disgusting shit a caveman would eat.

>>61012175
I find it funny how people can eat any animal yet look down on people who eat dogs. They simply see dogs the same way you see pigs. Never understood how people never make the connection.

>>61013333
>>61013387
Way to fuck up a good quads...

>>61029330
They're not letting us go to Japan or Thailand ;_;

It's not about the sex. They're just really uplifting to watch. Great camera work and choreography.

>>61029462
>Korean copied Japan

>Yakiniku was bought over by Korean Zainichi slaves during WWII

>Japan eating meat only before WWII

>>61029657
This. Also,
>atheists eating meat
How does it feel to believe you're eating a child?

>>61019803
confirmed for un-cultured probably low class Ameriburger. I've lived in states where people would take a girl out for sushi just to impress her lol. You probably eat fast food every week.

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>>61029486
>$461 for a PS3
>Holy smokes
>Reread it and realise it's PS2
>mfw

What a lifestyle that must be.

>>61019453
this

>>61026520
What's the matter pasta fucker, are you triggered?

>>61029657
No. No, it is not that simple largely because they do not keep pigs in their houses as pets. That would be a simple comparison.

>>61018996
>flips complaining about being creepy
How ironic. Also,

PAID WITH RICE
A
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>>61025826
Thanks Mexico for defending southern food. Mexican food is pretty great too.

I miss being in Texas and having 10/10 southern and 10/10 Mexican food around me.

>>61030400
No amount of desensitization can prepare a man for that monstrosity

>>61018869
This, US does a lot of things shitty, but travel abroad and you'll quickly realize that our meat is god-tier.

>>61019095
Don't you assholes boil steak?

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>>61013333
bulgogi and kpop are the best things to come out of korea

>>61022840
>considers American BBQ pleb
>EATS FUCKING TARANTULAS

>>61012175

The Americas in general have the best meat eating. Brazil, Argentina, and the USA specifically.

>Korean Girls Try American BBC

Yakiniku grill restaurants either Jap or Korean are fucking delicious tho

>>61031189

No.

>>61031189
You're a fucking idiot.

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What does dog taste like? Does it vary by species? So long as there aren't any known health risks, I don't really mind eating domestic animal meat if it's tasty (where it's legal, of course).

>>61031905
I'd pay to see that

>>61012175
>koreans try american bbq

but korean bbq is a copy of american bbq

???

>>61031575
Choa

>>61032222
checked

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>>61015495
Canada best bro of all time tbqphwy famalam

How to fuck korean grill? Do they get drunk easily?

>>61032391
Koreans had their own brand of barbecue for at least 1000 years. That is quite a bit longer than America's existence.

>>61012175
>used to eat dogs

bro tip: they still do

>>61032504
yeah rusbro they can't process alcohol. I'm jealous of how close you are to them

>>61032504
be an attractive korean man

>The Country with the best food on the planet

talk about korea? come here and eat real good food not fat american sugar shit

>>61032584
but what else have they done in 1000 years

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>>61022019
kek

>>61032734
>he says, as his half of the country hordes food from the other BEST half

>>61032734

lmao every korean who tries korean food somewhere like LA admits the best korean food is in the united states

the quality of meat and produce you can get here just cant be matched

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>>61019095

ASADO > BBQ
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>61032734
I never liked Italian food until I went to Japan. Why? Because they send their chefs to Italy and they cook more authentic Italian food. Face it, when you say American food ,the only good thing is what immigrants brought. Burgers and fries are good but that shit is for kids really.

>>61012175
>wow oh my god

do Koreans believe in a single god or are they referring to a specific one in a pantheon?

[spoiler]or is it a figure of speech?

>>61029816
They are really fun, but, remember that anyone hitting on you in Bangkok might be a dude....

>>61018996
Somebody is angry that their women flock to our dicks.

>>61032894

Certainly not perfect their BBQ.

>>61013059
I do it for tacos.

I smoke it and it is sour in my tacos. I hate BBQ sauce on pulled pork, I find it to be grotesque.

>>61032726
>korean man
Funny joke. They're always with white dudes.

>>61015303
Retard

>>61033302
like 30% are christian

>>61033288
Shut the fuck up. The only good thing that came out of Argentina is Milanesa and the fucking TEXANS already perfected that with Country Fried Steak.

Argentina is literally the Italian inferior version of Texan food. Stick to Futbol.

>>61018114
Be advised that they have a higher standard of living than we do and are infamously materialistic. As in every other East Asian makes fun of them as excessively materialistic.

In all of my travels Id say Japan has the best food. Even the non Japanese food their is great. They send their chefs, bakers, and patisieeres(sp?) to Italy and France so the French and Italian food is pretty authentic. Japanese food is also healthier.

>>61012175
>Fuck Islam
>Fuck Juden
>is American

I don't understand this

Koreans >>>>> wh*te people btw

>>61019803
Nah.

Mediterranean is the best. I mean Italian, Greek and Lebanese. That region has the best cuisine bar none.

Good looking Korean girls are god tier

>>61033419
>the tv always showsdem chinks with da white boy

And in reality they don't, you are an outsider and unless you get them drunk at the club or find some ameriboo they won't go out with you.

>>61033679

Meanwhile Korean women in the U.S. are infamous for being fat, raging, feminist SJWs.

>>61023986
Pizza is related to the word pita and it has origins all the way back to shit being put on flat bread in Greece.

>>61018114
>BA in philosophy
Were all the good majors full?

>>61034263
It's a common choice for people going into law school.

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This is my fetish.

Where can i find more girls trying american food for the first time videos?

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>plz respond

>>61034263

I have a guaranteed job at a small firm once I graduate. Plus I enjoy philosophy and it provides a good skill set for the type of work I'll be doing.

>>61012175
oh look they dont need to import white people to make white people food AMAZING

>>61034105
Do you see my flag? Don't tell me about a reality of Korean girls when I can't walk 5 feet without tripping over one.

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>>61019666
the french created their food to cover the taste of spoiled meat

>>61034764
Yeah i see your flag you shitposting kangaroo faggot.

And, these women make an effort to look nice and put together with style. Western white girls, pfffffff, not so much.

>>61033925
You live in a White country. But you're also Cucknadian so good thing your opinion is invalid.

>>61012175
>to people who used to eat dogs
>who used to eat dogs
>used to

got news for you, bro

>>61033664
Love you mexibro <3

If trump builds a wall, we lose one of the best cuisines in the world

>>61033268
lol is that a hamburger made out of poop or something?

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>>61015303
>eat pork
>8 hours later
>shit out undigested poo-covered chunks of meat

>>61034984
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3396905/The-heart-wrenching-moment-mother-kangaroo-reaches-joey-one-time-dying-arms-male-companion.html

>hating on kangaroos

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>>61032067
Boiled British steak

>has nerve to colonize

>>61034764
It's not worth your time arguing with the Americans about this, they don't live in a sea of Asians like you and me, they don't understand how much they thirst for us.

>>61034942
Nonsense. Spoiled meat is very very difficult to conceal, and anyone who can afford beef outside Enlightenment England, or afford spices in earlier times, can afford freshly killed meat.

>>61018871
exactly

>>61035153
How's the welfare, Abdullah?

>>61035110
You mean theyll teleport their arcane knowledge of cooking from all mortal minds? Or did you forget there are legal immigrants?

>>61012175

they tried to do a similar one here in the states but couldn't find people willing to digest cream of sum yung guy

>>61012175
>American BBQ
>cuban styled pulled pork

the fuck is this

>>61035280
it's true, go look it up we're talking in the days before refrigeration, all kinds of nasty tricks used to cover the taste of spoiled meat, remember, in the 1800s a lot of jews in NYC were butchers

lye etc

>>61035110
We still have Jeb Bush. He can teach us.

>>61019095
how else do you cook a good steak besides on an open pit fire?

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>>61032726
if Korean women want Korean men, why do Korean women butcher their faces trying to look white. And why do Korean men wear (so much) make-up?

What do you guys hate more...

being non-white?
OR
being Korean?

>>61035692
No I don't think you understand. I used to work in a meat market and am partially paraphrasing Alton Fucking Brown. You sir do not own any Lodge cookware, you buy croutons and you seal your cheese in plastic.

>>61035605
Cuba was an American territory.

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>>61012175
>tfw pit master
>tfw korean fetish

I masturbated to this whole video, red/blue sweater girl best girl, watching her suck off that bone...hnnggg.

>>61036214
> Lodge cookware

Best fucking dutch ovens.

>I envy Americans.

I had no idea how patriotic this made me feel. Fuck.

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>Korean women
They say you are what you eat, and those cunts eat dog.
Koreans have the worst aspects of Japanese and Chinese culture rolled together. They are obsessed with social norms and etiquette like the Japanese, but these traditions make them disgusting and uncivilised like the Chinese. Koreans are also uglier than the Japanese (but less ugly than the Chinese, simply because they bother to wear make-up).

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>>61036972
FUCKING RIGHT?

Like wow i live in the south and i see BBQ fucking ribs and pulled pork on the fucking daily , to ad nauseum really.

and to see these korean girls fucking fawn over it...

Make my day.

GOD BLESS THE USA.

Foreigners laugh cuz we're fat, but if they had the best of the best food, they'd be too.

>>61019095
>Britain talks shit about American food
>explosion in popularity of American food in Britain

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h2MtD0SACPk

>>61037220
Fug yeah. Where are you from, out of curiosity? Tennessee here.

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>>61019095
You, dear sir, have never tasted a truly good burger. I pity you.

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>>61037352
Fuck the Yankees!

>>61036972

They eat shit and garbage. Americans have one of the best culinary traditions in the world.

1. French
2. Italian
3. German
4. American
5. Spanish/Portuguese
6. British
7 and down is Asian and the rest of the world.

My favorite dish is Shepard's pie, regardless.

>>61025826
Catfish and fried okra is GOAT but that shit will make you fat unless you work outdoors all day

>>61037554
Good list desu.
The real question is who has the worst food.
My vote is for the Dutch or the Russians.

>>61037699
I can attest to this. My dad is over 300 lbs from probably eating that shit alone after quitting his construction work. He don't care though.
>>61037834
Russians.

>>61037554

French food isn't that good actually. Mostly covering up inferior ingredients with heavy sauces.

>>61018996
I honestly don't blame a flip for thinking this.

Most americans you've seen in your country were probably balding fat middle aged men who only wanted to visit your country to fuck underage boys.

>>61037834
>>61037959

I've had three traditional Danish dishes and they all tasted like shit and made me want to vomit. They looked like chum, which is fish guts and parts for the stupid here.

>>61023746
Man Anthony Burch is just sitting there watching his sister wave around his dildo thinking "I told her to stay out of my room"

>>61037554
>Thai not above American, which is literally shit-tier and worse than British food (except Tex-Mex)

>>61038028
France has the best breads.

90% of all good cooking is covering up sub par base ingredients. Any idiot can take a good cut of steak and sear it for a minute. Ending up with something good. It takes real cooking skill and imagination to make brisket, rump, or sweetbreads, palatable.

>>61038102

His mother probably rented him out, and that's why he hates Americans. Most Flips love America.


Love us long time.

>>61038028
The worst food is from Switzerland.

would fuck all of those girls then feed them bbq

>>61038028
They have the best pastries though. Plus they have by far the best culinary traditions.

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MY SIDES

>>61038488
I dunno, they look pretty plastic to me. But yeah, I'd probably do the same thing. Every girl uses makeup anyway.
>>61038396
There are so many fucking Filipinos everywhere.

>>61037325
>>61037359

So much this. American food is amazing. But its never been experienced outside of America. People see McDonals and KFC franchises around the world and say, "oh, American Food".

Fuck no. American Food is the product of hundreds of years of living on the frontiers of civilization. Where you cook with what you got and what you got is irreplaceable.

Take Brisket. Literally throw away meat. Made delicious by necessity. As for frying? Also necessary. In North America, Oil from animal fat was often the only stable protein source. We got GOOD at frying food.

And then the immigration waves of the 19th century. Which brought new cooking techniques and new recipes to be adapted.

American food is amazing. And unless you have physically come to America to experience it, you have only eaten a cheap imitation done by people who have no fucking clue what they are doing.

>>61038202

I have a local Thai place that's actually really good. I had some kind of salad that was delicious. But I don't think Thai has a long culinary tradition or is famous for their cooking, and I prefer Western European dishes over anything else.

Paella, a good pasta with meatballs and garlic bread, Shepard's pie, so many more delicious possibilities over Thai.

>>61037554
>1.French
Not even close

>>61012175
Fuck is anybody else finding this video pretty arousing?

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Carbonara is American.

Pizza might as well be American.

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>>61039132
>muh sardines
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>61039132

Then make your own list(opinions).

>inb4 Portugal is #1

Smh @ u Paco bacalao

>>61012175

Thanks a lot, faggot. My BBQ is buried under three feet of icy snow. Now I'm digging it out so I can have BBQ tomorrow, which I'll have to cook while freezing my nuts off.

>korean girls
>guaranteed views

>>61039190

What's not arousing about Asian qts taking American meat in their mouths while making sounds of ecstatic approval?

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>mfw people imply Memphis BBQ isn't the best of the regional varieties

>>61039190

It's arousing because the women are acting like their normal selves and aren't degenerate whores that follow pop culture shit and act like niggers.

Really refreshing.

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>>61037352
Bama'

RTR BTW

SEC champs fug :-DD

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>>61037554
>3. German
>British on the list at all
>no mexican

>>61039358
Literally this

>>61039354
I wonder if you could smoke moose and make it in bbq.

Those assholes have to be good for something.

>>61015303
>takes 2 weeks for the body to completely digest pork

It takes 18 hours if you eat it with a side of anything containing fiber, like bread, salad, skin-on potato, etc.

18 hours is about the time it takes to digest anything as long as it was eaten with fiber. Which is why all those studies saying meat is bad for you are bullshit.

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>>61038603
>>61037509
>>61037220
>>61036664

My brothers! BBQ, fuck yeah, that is god tier food.

Yankees have lame shit like clam chowder, which looks like a big bowl of cum.

>>61039501

Memphis BBQ is Goat. I live "near" the Carolinas and they are full of shit.

>>61032222
Domestic dogs are all the same species.

>>61038028
Uh senpai french food is all about cooking with very few ingredients, because it was considered gauche the way peasants sauced up their foods when they finally got access to spices.

I would say American food is more into heavy sauce and shittier ingredients than anywhere else.

>>61036664
Get your ass to Korea and cook for some qt 3.14s

>>61039332
Yeah man bacalao pretty gud, granny cooks it in about 1 thousand different ways.
But hey you and your hot dogs and big macs n sheeeit, you guys know your gastronomy

>>61024673
>Maybe they're all autistic and hate things that are different

collectivist society mate, that should have been pretty evident

>>61034612
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>>61039846

Our "shitty ingredients" are generally higher quality than most of the rest of the world. We have the best meat and fresh produce.

>>61039605
>Mexico
>good

Outside of tacos and burritos and chili, it's shit. They literally use Coke and sugary cereal as an ingredient.

Mexicans here know what I'm talking about.

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>>61039613

I'm sure you can.

But you know what would be fucking amazing on BBQ? Hedgehog. Those fuckers are so fucking tender and delicious. People don't know, but my god is that meat good.

My uncle used to work on the hydro dam projects in northern Quebec, there's nothing to do there when you're not working other than hunt, and hunt is what everyone did.

They basically killed everything they could in what would become the flood basins because it was all going to get fucked anyway. Even the rangers did nothing but hunt.

So every two weeks, he'd come back with a huge cooler filled with cuts of all the game you could imagine. Moose, deer, elk, warthog, hedgehog, duck, beaver, wolf.

I've eaten all of it. And it's all fucking delicious. Come at me, vegetarians. I don't give a fuck.

>>61012175
Korean Barbecue and a few other things are pretty tasty, but as a whole Korea is tied with the Philippines for the worst cuisine on the planet tbqh. American bbq is damn good.

>>61040057

Bud, I have bacalao once a week because [spoiler]my father is Portuguese.[/spoiler]

It's shit and you know it. You have to drown it in oil to give it any flavor at all, and god help you if you get the chewy bit.

>>61040275

European meat is shit, pure and simple. They have better vegetables though.

>>61040451
>Hedgehog
>good BBQ
>but can never be buggered at all

>>61033302
like most asian cultures koreans have ingrained buddhist/taoist thought in their culture, like how americans/westerners have judeochristian values, so god exists as a concept. They're not swearing by God the Father as exists in Christianity but it's still a thing. Same way people in western cultures swear by saying "Jesus Christ" "mother of god" and other such things even if they aren't necessarily christian.

>>61032222
Yeah I wouldn't mind eating dog either if I knew it was treated with decency and wasn't one of those filthy disease-ridden street dogs. I ate raw horsemeat in Japan and it was actually pretty good.

Oh gosh, its like one of my chinese moon cartoons.

>>61040652
at least you gave Japan, Yakiniku.

One of my favorite things do to in Japan when I was working there. Just get friends and go to the all you can eat yakiniku place. Then spend a few hours around a fire. Cooking meat and drinking beer.