Welp, she has my vote.

>pandering this hard because Trump is a threat

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>area 51
>not israel
good goyim

>>60012445
its swamp gas escaping her cunt anyway

>>60012445
Oh boy! It's not like Hillary Clinton would lie to get elected or anything.

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holy shit, this is real
ayyy lmao

>I'll spill national secrets when I'm elected for no real reason!
Guess that whole email thing was just practice for this

>>60012445
>Donald Trump is an ebil reptilian who leaves dead cats at people's front door.

>>60012445
That they are delusions of crazy people, ordinary phenomena that people mistake for aliens or on the odd occasion, someone spotting a secret aircraft being test flown?

Well now you know and can vote for someone less shit.

>>60012567
This is a very transparent example of that.

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>secretary of state
>access to all state secrets
>implying she would need to "get to the bottom" of anything

She knows about them. UFOs are fucking real.

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>>60012445

kek

Do tinfoilers even vote

>>60012445
Such desperation

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Hillary truly would do anything for votes.
The absolute madwoman.

>>60012557
lost

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>>60012445

>tfw you find out aliens have been raping little kids for years and hillary has been helping them get away with it like she did for that one child rapist years ago

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>>60012445

>>60012794
they think the govt can trace them back if they do, so if course not

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>>60012445

Didn't bill Clinton say the same thing?

Isn't that the joke?

>>60012445
>"I will reveal the truth about UFOs guise!!"
>she gets elected
>"w-well the truth is, there's no such thing, but thanks for voting for me"

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>>60012445
She must be getting desperate already

>>60012445
Please vote for her I want to know if there are aliens.

>>60012445
Trumps going to tell us the secret of The Reptillian Agenda but only if you vote for him!

>don't worry, they were just experimental military aicraft
>which by the way no longer have funding because i'm slashing the military budget for more welfare
>thanks for the votes suckers

She's going for the tinfoil voters. She needs to fire her advisers before Bernie wins.

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>>60012942

>>60012445

Hillary: I will reveal truth about UFOs if I become president.

Trump: I will reveal truth about UFOs, make them build a space wall, and make the entire galaxy great again if I become president.

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>>60012892
This

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>>60012975

>>60012615

>i think we may have been visited already!
visited by the fbi, maybe

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>>60013011

>>60012445
Im going to assume this was taken out of context and however the reporting site has a liberal bias toward democratic canidates, and are willing to essentially create a bullshit article that has a little piece of truth within it.

So, what is the name of the reporting website friend?

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Mfw still voting for Trump.
He's building The Wall to to keep those pesky aliens out anyways.

>>60012857
>KEEP ME coming

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>>60013048

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>>60012445
>mfw when this would be the source of non-stop ridicule in the msm if said by a republican

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>>60012857

Assassination when?

>>60012722
The president doesn't even have the highest clearance let alone SOS

>>60012445
She is fucking desperate to get some voters swayed her way huh?

>p-pls vote for me! I'll t-tell you about a-aliums!

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>>60013101

I think this is some ploy thrown at Trump

Hillary doesn't believe we've been visited, Bill doesn't believe it either, she won't even release any classified information she'll just say 'whoops guess there's none!' when she's in office, thanks for voting for me

it seems like a ploy for trump, goading him into sounding too tinfoily OR promise something the agencies know he cannot do, or something that forces them into action to prevent him getting in

they know hillary won't do what she says, but if Trump matches her they won't know if he will or won't delve into classified info he shouldn't.

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>>60013177

>>60013177
She's got Nevada sewn up.

>>60013011

>MAKE THE MILKY WAY GREAT AGAIN

>>60013076
AYY
http://www.conwaydailysun.com/newsx/local-news/123978-clinton-promises-to-investigate-ufos

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>>60013246

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>>60013241

>>60012445
>You see, fellow progressives, UFOs aren't real. Enjoy your truth bomb :^)

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>>60013245

Haha that desperation so early. I can faintly hear her dried up ham wallet queefing in panic all the way from Aus.

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>>60013352

>>60012722
>UFOs are fucking real

Out of every eye witness UFO case, I'd say 90% are a mixture of identification of common aircraft, hoaxes, weather phenomena or flat out lies.

The other 10% I'd say were secret government crafts being test flown.

I don't think aliens have ever visited, if they did we'd all know. When Columbus landed did he hide around in the bushes and have the native chiefs cover up his existence from the commoners? No, he made a grand fucking entrance and stated exactly why he was there, I'd imagine an alien civilization would do this too, they would not leave any doubt they were here.

After a long investigation into area 51 proves that it is just an ordinary airforce base, Clinton then reveals that she was in fact a reptilian all along. Cue x-files theme

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GHOUL II TEST JAN 9th.


GHOUL II TEST JAN 9th.

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GHOUL II TEST JAN 9th.

>>60012497

first post best post

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>>60013048
>aussie
>not secretly a shitposting ayylmao

>>60013200
He'll promise to build a giant sky wall to keep illegal space aliens out.

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>>60013560

>>60013416

Interesting that you brought up Columbus. He documented a UFO himself that has no explanation.

>>60013177
It's the NWO end game.

>Aw shit guise. Aliens are real and the nationalists have been lying to you all along.
>We need one world gubment now to protect ourselves.
>No time for discussion kids. We have to do something.

Nevermind that the aliens could've wasted us at any point in our evolution.

>>60012445
She says "well they're all fake. Nothing here. Thanks for the job.
Just kidding, she'd be a huge threat to national security

>>60013416
https://youtu.be/VI9fS8Y-fww

http://abdekh.com/watch/ocfnOcCEe6M/the-truth-about-aliens-retired-nato-intelligence-analyst-robert-dean-speaks-re-upload.html

>>60012445
>implying this lying cunt won't lie again
>you must be a degenerate

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>>60013679

>>60012445

Wow she picked up all 5 votes from /x/

trump BTFO

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>>60013718

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>>60012445

>>60012445
Holy fuck how pathetic and desperate

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>We're going to make a planetary force field
>and Ayy Lmao is going to pay for it

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>>60012615
>>60012445
Someone who didn't even knew what "wipe" meant in terms of computers is going to solve area 51?

Okay

>>60012445
She is just gonna say 42

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>>60012445
she thought they said illegal alien and signed up

>Make America Terrestrial Again

Tbh senpai after seeing this I'm sold on Hillary so long as Rand or Webb aren't on the ballot.

>>60013718
She's just going to say 42

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this election is out of control

You have to be stupid to believe her.

>>60013416

Hello FBI

>>60013416
>IF THEY DID WE'D ALL KNOW HURRR

Gonna agree with >>60013971

Only an agency could be this disingenuous.

>Headlines 2017
>President Clinton: I have looked into the truth about Area 51 and can confirm that nothing extra-terrestrial exists, I'm super serious so stop asking guys.

>>60014047
this

>Elected president
>Everyone holds their breath
>"lel they aren't real you retards"
>Nobody believes her
>Conspiracy continues

>>60012445
Yeah they'll pay her off to report some fake shit about the US government and UFO's for the sake of a nice Reddit discussion.

>throwing Area 51 in just to keep people interested.

Is she even trying anymore?

Oh yeah? I'll give everyone $10,000,000 each if you vote me in.

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>>60013416
I think its more like when we fly above the Amazon and encounter tribes that havent seen a plane or even knew they existed . They start shooting arrows at us while we laugh at their pathetic attempts.
At least before the 1940s . Now its more like flying above to make sure they dont nuke the place up

>>60012557
top kek

>>60013416
Not to sound like a green peace faggot or anything but if they advanced far enough to master space travel they're probably a lot less aggressive assholes than we are. All the warring species in the galaxy probably killed everyone before mastering interstellar travel.

>>60013754
What the fuck are you doing? Is this the faggot who keeps sliding threads for no reason?

>>60013416
Call eyewitness accounts dubious if you want, but your Columbus comparison makes no sense. Someone who is (presumably) a scientist/explorer from a technologically advanced species isn't going to act like an explorer from 15th century Earth.

Given what we know of space travel, a society advanced and peaceful enough to accomplish the feat of traveling such large distances without using that same knowledge to destroy themselves at some point probably understands the dangers of letting their presence be known to a civilization far behind them technologically. It wouldn't be far-fetched in the least for them to clandestinely study human society before making contact.

>>60013877

Jesus how dense are you? She was just pretending retard, she actually wiped the server.

Donald Trump will make aliens pay for the wall

>>60013176
I've always wondered if there's higher levels of clearance. I figured head of the CIA would probably have a bunch of shadow-agents and higher clearance than the president.

>>60012445
Welp, youre an idiot.

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>>60014185
Bernie why are you on vacation when your campaign is going on?

Her husband was president and she was secretary of state. I very much doubt there is anything to find out that she doesn't already know.

>>60014327
I'm kidding of course you pirate smoker.
I stand with Rand.
And dwarf him because I am 6' tall.

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>>60013416
I don't believe aliens have ever visited Earth, but if they did there is plenty of reason for them to be secretive about it.

As >>60014195 mentioned there still are "lost" tribes in the Amazon that we haven't made contact with. We easily have the technology to do so, but we haven't because we'd rather leave them in isolation and study them from afar.

However, assuming we're correct about how many potentially life-harboring planets there are in the galaxy/universe; any species capable of interstellar, let alone intergalactic travel would probably find us pretty uninteresting.

>>60014882
My biggest fear is that visitors have come and searched for intelligent life and landed in Africa. Then left because they found none there.

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>>60014931
All of my keks

>>60014300

The point is that she's a dishonest cunt, beaner.

BUILD WALL

>>60012557
Based Germany.

>hillary gets elected
>"thank you America, as my promise, the truth about ufos, they don't exist "
>the US goes into a lgbtqtxxyoxy and illegal immigration mode
>rights are stripped from us
>boy I'm glad the truth of aliens don't exist

>>60014335
That picture is top quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRdIp0hYQ5c

>>60013416
Columbus got lucky that the natives weren't interested in really fighting back/be a type 1 civilization.

A better example would be the Gauls vs Romans, which leads to the argument as to why they wouldn't want us to know their existence, namely due to reverse engineering the technology at a rate fast enough to be a threat

>we want the new mexico audience

>Area 51
>anything but storage for skunkworks projects

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>qt xenofus will never be real

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>muh ayylmao

who cares! oy vey! look at this madman:
http://www.timesofisrael.com/trump-i-wont-rule-out-spying-on-israel-if-elected-president/

>>60012445
>supported by back-room power brokers/bankers
>would shake anything up

Good goy.

If you want someone that would actually kick the anthill look to who is being bashed by the media. Trump is it. Perhaps Sanders will shake some things loose but I doubt it. He is establishment opposed too but does not have the leverage to do damage.

>>60012445
you'll know before the elections.
it'll be an anti climax.

>>60014317
When you are as rouge as the CIA it stops being called clearance. Clearance is for people in the official chain of command

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>>60012445
>be Hillary Clinton
>expose classified documents, compromise national security
>public knows
>action looses Democrat, Independent, Republican support
>shoot.jpg
>need something to counter intelligence leak, win support from skeptics
>counter intelligence leak, win support from skeptics
>counter intelligence, skeptics
>counter intelligent skeptics
>thatsit.png
>aliens

>>60012874
I bet there are some things, that never should be revealed. But people will go for anything.

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>>60013652
Columbus observed a lot of things for which HE did not have an explanation.

>>60012846
>implying it's rape if you want it

>>60012857
Why would you not put an ayy lmao face in there?

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>>60012445
Mordin Solus reporting in. I'm here to cure all human diseases.

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>>60012445
>not remembering that her husband said the same thing and got absolutely no where

>>60016300
>implying you can today or pretty much EVER misidentify bright lights underwater

Oh, just noticed your flag.

Opinion discarded.

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Let me save you all some time.

#MakeAmericaGreatAgain

>>60012445
wow that's desperate lol

>>60015998
He's already got inside men through his joo family. He can bypass the CIA because his daughter is fucking a chosen one and his "spying on Israel" literally means asking the son-in-law what Israel is up to over a kosher dinner.

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>>60016553
>Trump brand flying houses.

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>>60016427
>implying you can today or pretty much EVER misidentify bright lights underwater

Confirmed for never having been on the water at night. Simple reflections on the water can look weird as shit.

Also AYY LAMOS CONFIRMED IN THE OCEANS COLUMBUS WAS RIGHT.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/03/pictures/120319-glowing-waves-ocean-blue-bioluminescent-plankton-science/

http://algaetrends.com/2014/02/glowing-algae/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/in-florida-a-water-pollution-warning-that-glows-at-night/2014/10/26/402cb636-5bba-11e4-8264-deed989ae9a2_story.html

http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/eco-tourism/stories/5-incredible-places-where-the-ocean-glows

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>60013416
yeah like how when people are filming a nature documentary they run up to lions and go HEY LION IM A HUMAN LOL

IT'S OVER TRUMP

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>>60012445

a previous first lady acts completely oblivious of top secret aeronautics programs and the retarded ancient aliens crowd buys it up, desperately hoping that her Independence Day tier narrative where the President is utterly clueless about shit appeals to tinfoilfags.

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>>60016726
What do you think hillary will say in office?

>There is no such thing as little green men, I CHECKED!

It is not like the clintons are known for lying and murdering witnesses or anything......

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fuck, now i have to return my hats

>>60013668
Or they don't know a thing about us.
I believe, that our planet, our system, and hell, even our galaxy is a shithole of the universe.

It's like lithuania of the universe. Nobody knows where it is, nobody care about it.

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>>60016553
>>60016600
>>60016664
>>60016875

>>60012445
the bitch needs either to shut her billhole or get better pr, this is like kindergarten level shit
Trump shall win anyway

>american politics
>literally a shit flinging show

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DON'T BE IDIOTS HILLARY IS A KNOWN LIAR

THIS IS A PLOY.

AS A TRUMP CORPS AGENT I HAVE ALREADY REVEALED ALIENS TO YOU.

>>60016960

>>60012445
Area 51 is a test site for aircraft designs so highly classified they can't be tested at other airstrips like Edwards

there.

it's pretty much known for a fact that the SR-71 was tested at Area 51

>>60017118
Its a total ploy.

They Test Spacecraft in Alaska, Washington , North Dakota and Maine.

>>60013416
I think the solution to the Fermi Paradox with the greatest parsimony is that we're the first civilization to reach this level of technology.

>>60017118
Literally this. Was also confirmed that stealth Blackhawks were stored and tested there.

Area 51 is just a Cold War holdover for testing secret planes you paranoid faggots.

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>shillary here I looked into it nope no Aliens I was just being too much of a conspiracy theorist and questioning my government also I am absolving myself of Bengazi and leaking national secrets!

Shilary already knows. She's already part of the Rockefellar initiative.

http://www.presidentialufo.com/bill-clinton/339-hillarys-et-book

This is just a ruse to get in the headlines. Hilary is a born liar and a psychopath with nothing prick the Spurs of her intent other than vaulting ambition of proving to herself that it doesn't matter if she got cucked by Bill for every day of the 90's because she's presidential pussy now.
Fuck Hilary (unless you're Bill).

>>60012445

Goddamn this bitch is thirsty.

>>60016999
>australian post
>literally a shit post

>>60017239
This

She actually had all videos on the internet removed when you search clinton theres only 2 pages and its praising her..

People have had to reupload clinton videos for about 2 months now..

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>>60016677
>blog post
>this level of desperation

confirmed agency shitposter

AYY

>>60013877
or what encryption is
and that companies shouldn't necessarily make government backdoors into encryption but figure out a way to give governments backdoors into encryption. She literally said she wanted what she as described backdoors when saying she agreed with tech companies and that they shouldn't be placing backdoors, but rather this other alternative.

>>60012445
this so dumb

>if I get elected I'll talk about the ufos!

>ufos confirmed then

that's it, she just spill the beans about the whole existence of life outside of earth

Punt, the cunt.

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>>60017387
Yep

Nice post.

This thread is being slided.

>>60013416
What the hell is this then:

http://www.explorescu.org/

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>>60017220
actually, it began back after ww2 when they started testing german stealth jet prototypes

>>60017387
We already know about the aliens, and my candidate is going to build a wall to stop them!

>>60017574
BUILD THE WALL

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>>60012445
>I'll uncover the secrets of UFOs
>Benghazi is a wacky conspiracy though

She will say what everyone else has said.

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B U I L D W A L L
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>Crashing your campaign with no survivros just to get the /x/ votes
well that's dedication but i doubt /x/ has enough posters to grant her victory

>>60014882
You can't understand the logic of fucking aliums you retard. I hate how people make assumptions about other world creatures. You have no idea just as much as a fuck ant has an idea of why you are looking at it with a fucking magnifying glass.

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>>60017718

>>60013416
Its time to stop posting Scully

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>>60017756
>she reveals that the ayylmaos are real
>Trump wins the next election with promise of building wall to keep them out

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>>60017827
yeah even tho hillary just basically confirmed it with her vernacular there are still people getting paid to discredit it.

This is entirely not the place to do it especially after the announcement like wtf lol

>>60012874
I think bill tried to get to the bottom of it but was stonewalled. Don't remeber the exact details.

>>60017802
logic is dictated by the laws of the universe, not a species. we didnt invent our own logic, we figured out how it's supposed to be. aliums would have to do the same thing.

not that youre wrong, youre just using the wrong word. their behavior, tempermant, and other related things are the things you have to guess at

>>60012557
german "humour" strikes again!

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>>60017968
Damnit Scully!

>>60013892
hahahaahahahahahaaa

top zozzle

>>60018037
Scully is cute
CUTE

>>60017969
They threatened to kill him and hillary.
And to "back off"

>>60013836
Underrrrrrateddd

>>60017991
true but the higher level intelligence these beings would most likely posse would have higher understanding of what needs to be done or what they are doing

>building a wall is impossible, crazy talk! Trunp must be insane!!
>Hillary will tell is about aliens, elect her!

Topsy turvy

>>60018037
I want to suck her tits

>>60018037

You know what helps to make her so fucking cute is that ginormous forehead.

Smart is sexy.

I remember UK opening their UFO files some years ago, it was fucking nothing

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>>60012445
Holy shit I actually might vote for her now.

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>>60018171
"I looked into it theres no such thing as Aliens"

Don't be so weak-minded.


#MakeAmericaGreatAgain

>we want the schizophrenic vote

>>60012445
i think this is exhibit C in the the case of the people vs bat shit crazy senile lady

get to the bottom of ufo's?... yea these nice men will take you to your room mrs.clinton you will like it here every meal you get jello and no ayylmaos to scare you

>>60016553
is this real??

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>>60018400

Yes.

>>60018400
Yes.
Everyone who disagrees is a FBI shill and probably smoking man as well.

>>60012445
>going full /x/
>implying she won't just repeat there are no aliens

>>60012445
ITS OVER
HILLARY STUMPED HERSELF! SHE DIDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR DONALD TO DO IT!
ALIENS?!
SERIOUSLY?!
HHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>60018578
>haha yes guys there is no such thing as alieans haha thats retarded right
t. increasingly sweaty fbi agent

>>60018578
most xfags/conspirationist are rightwings

>>60013715
where's part 3?

>>60018653
Funny bantz dude, but honestly in terms of what this projects about her campaign it is just sad.

>>60016553
Ayyyyyyyy

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>>60012615
Visited by jews maybe.

>>60018663
No, most of them are fucking wacko and likely don't vote at all because they don't trust anyone in the government.

holy shit, she's going to destroy religion as we know it. that alone gets my vote

>>60012445
£5 says its the lizard men david icke warned us about.

So, let's say she did win, and made good on her promise, and pretty much yes it's all true. "Yes, aliens are real, yes, we do have a UFO in Area 51, and yes, we do experiment on them".

How would the world react? Riots? People freaking out?

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>>60018771
This

>>60012445
>she wants to reveal country's biggest military secrets
>she will get elected
yeah sure, fucking retards

>>60012445

Trump = DROPPED

If trump was really the candidate of America he'd fucking tell us about the aliens. Hillary is the only one who knows what American REALLY wants

>Thank you for voting me Shillary
>I will reveal the truth now
>there are no aliens

There I spoiled it for yall.

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>>60018771
>>60018803

Ah, a fellow enlightened gentlesir i tip my fedora to you

She wouldn't even be able to find out VIA anything government related as a lot of things relating to UFOS actually have a way higher level of clearance than just being president.

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>>60016553
You notice how the aliens never have dicks and they look exactly like humans. So fucking stupid. This picture sucks. I hope blacks rape you. A WHOLE PACK OF THEM.

>>60018797
i would think there would be some international crisis of faith with some fundamentalists protesting the whole thing. also it may destabilize international relations as Russia and china may feel threatened by the existence of an alien ray gun unless they have their own. odds are it would result in an alien tech arms race and various degrees of bemusement and freaking out depending on who you are.

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>>60018861
Look at this faggot! He unironically uses the fedora meme!

>>60012445
Jimmy Carter promised the same thing during his campaign. After he won he said it would be unsafe to reveal the secrets. Basically they would have to reveal the awesome new military tech that was mistaken for UFO sightings and Hillary wouldn't do that.

Aliens doesn't exist faggots. Earth was a fluke and one that is almost impossible to happen again.

Which is good, because I guarantee that aliens would be even bigger assholes than humans.

>>60018926
maybe they genetically engineered theirselves to not have genitals anymore. my productivity would be 9001% higher if i didn't think about sex constantly

>>60012445

You do realize when she says UFO's she does not mean ayy lmao right? She literally means 'unidentified flying objects' which, if EVER given the clearance without straight up going to fucking jail, would just be technically old news concerning old aircraft(Our own aircraft). Think logically, anon. Don't be so fucking stupid as to think that, even if there was ayy lmao, you'd ever know about it, and especially from a person like HILLARY... c'mon anon, she's a notorious liar and a cheat.

Voting for her, for this, is beyond retarded.

>>60019101
Dammit faggot I already cleared up in the thread I stand with Rand

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>>60019038
>it's a meme if i don't like it
Atheists are the root of degeneracy in the western world. Fag enablers, leftists, antifas, vegan tranny oppressed demiqueer panfluids, people who in general endorse kuckoldry and immigration. All of you.

Sweden is 85% atheist. See how good it did to them

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>>60019093
>he fell for the nofap meme
You had it coming. Fapping is what allowed men to evolve and think about science and technology instead of benis in bagina

>>60012445
That reptilian whore would know all about it, wouldn't she?

>>60019298
i didnt fall for that crap, i gotta give my dick the attention it deserves, would be nice to have a twink fuck slave though

>>60019247
>Atheists are the root of degeneracy in the western world
This is why i'm a Christian athiest.

>>60012445
wasnt Bill going to do some kind of revealing, but it fell through and the timing was never right? goddamnit, my brain can't tell the difference between what actually happened, or /x/-tier horseshit.

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>>60019390
Consider paying a visit to /d/
Erectile disfunction should kick in around week 2 of posting there. Thank me later
>>60019436
>mental gymnastic so people don't call him cuck
You are still a cuck and a fag enabler

>>60019201

I truthfully wasn't autistic enough to read through a thread with over 200 replies.

>>60019492
>You are still a cuck and a fag enabler
But I still think that gays and trannies should be gassed in concentration camps.

>>60012445
TOP KEK SHILLARY IS A JOKE A COMPLETE MEME NOW

>>60013416
I'm with this guy.
I mean Jesus people were calling that Trident II missile test off the California coast a UFO just a few fucking weeks ago.

People are fucking stupid man.

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Hillary is such an old wreck, it's disgusting.

Sheeeit, Trump is obviously the better candidate but I'm so damn curious about UFOs.
Hillary has my vote.

>>60012445
>implying a president will ever be told anything that sensitive
Plausible deniability

>>60019602
>implying you wouldn't have wrecked a 20 year old hillary's vagina to smithereens.

>>60019648
SHeeeeeeeeeeeit

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>Hillary becomes president
>Hillary reveals top secret alien information
>Aliens get mad and stop giving us technological advancements
>We get kicked out of the galactic federation and we're sealed off for the rest of our lives

meanwhile
>Trump becomes president
>Trump makes a trade deal with aliens
>It's a GOOD SMART deal
>Technology starts advancing faster than ever before
>Earth becomes great again

God bless Emperor Trump

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>>60019712

>>60019670
old pics can't save this wreck, pajeet

>>60012445
So, how much did the Independence Day Resurgence production team pay her to say this?

>>60019670
She was a smelly hippy, not that it would bother you.

Only one alien race has made contact with us and we are the only, basically, intelligent life they've found thus far. They do have FTL travel but only within the effective range of certain massive space warping devices they have stationed in several galaxies. They are expanding their range of travel but it's a very time and resource intensive process, even for them.
Also they have nanobot swarms.
Screenshot this post.

Ayylry Clmao

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>>60019846

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>Hillary wants to reveal truth about aliens
>trump wants to remove all aliens


I don't know who to vote for

>>60014273
it's bob lazar faggot. google him.

>died only at 58 after his videos came out about his work and shit.

>>60012445
She is a lying, scandalous whore. I wouldn't even believe her if she had made a realistic claim.

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>>60019846
ALF doesn't count

>>60012707
lel, USA has by far the most reported alien abductions in the world. It just proves that they are the best country because aliens almost exclusively visit them.

>>60012445
>p-please vote for me, I will show you some s-secret stuff! ;_;
That's like prostitution.

>>60013944

R A R E M E M E

>>60019846
Calm down Rodrigo Rodrigez this aint Mass Effect.

Next thing she'll try to convince the white male population by promising to release the security tape of her husband getting it on with Monica.

>>60020057
>>60020266
Fiction imitates reality. It's not my fault bioware got it right.

>all these cucks saying they'd vote for hillary now
I guess Hernie is gonna offer to throw George Soros into the gas chambers now to win the /pol/ vote.

>>60020531
So Bio confirmed globalization by the 2100s.

Hillary confirmed for reading /x/

This just in: Donald Trump claims Hilary is a liar and that HE is the only person who knows the truth about UFOs.

>>60020603
Hernie is 5'8", no way he gets close to presidency no matter what he does.

>>60012445
this bitch cant even keep bill clinton in check
the aliens got this shit covered

>>60020643
Who knows? I'm not saying bioware are prophets.

So she's going to shift out of her reptilian form?

>>60012445
BULLFUCKINGSHIT

>>60012846
It's not rape if the results are being used for genetic modification!

>>60019247
shut the fuck up and keep passing around that offering plate you good little goy.

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>>60012557
fucking lost

>>60020084
nice post

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>>60012445
government here.
>mfw she doesn't actually have the authority to do that

>>60013503
Finally.

>>60019846
the human has it correct. Also keep an eye on the jews, they seem like a troublesome bunch.

>>60016553
I'd kick it with em

>>60013416
I've flown a lot and I've seen some weird shit.
I'd say 90% of sightings are mis-identifications, but I have no doubt that some one from out of town has payed us a visit.

>>60019712
God creates man, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.

Not believing in aliens is LITERALLY retarded.

>>60016553
Source?

>>60018020
Hey.
A little more serious please.
German humour is no laughing matter

also
>all those fbi shills itt pushing the 'le aliens dont exist' meme

>>60021659
s-sovietwomble?

>>60013503
Ghoul is a pretty sick name for a stealth bomber desu baka senpai.

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Hilary will be monster of the week.

>>60012445
If this is real, your elections have reached a new low yet again

Well she lost the aliens vote

>>60021849
It's as real now as when her husband did it when he was running a decade ago.

She is going to reveal the next thing:

Almost all of them are secret prototypes, some of them actually can't be revealed because they are still working on it. But a small percentage is an unknown phenomena that has to be studied.

In the 2018 we are going to contact with them, showing they are not the same kind of lifeform as us, but also in the 2018-19 we are going to be capable to communicate with the death through technology and it will be related with UFOs.

I know this sounds batshit insane, no need to believe in this, it is going to happens anyways.

>>60021974
Two decades ago, rather.

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Hi /pol/ I'm a alien from what you humans call alpha centuri. Ask me anything

>>60022075
how do you feel about trump deporting your kin back to where you came from

>>60012615
It's all military prototype testing shit, I don't get why she thinks shilling for /x/ is gonna get her major votes.

>>60021977
Shouldn't have bought that kush from that algerian shady guy, Javier now you fucked up

>>60022110
Anyone who becomes president of the US becomes our puppet.
They can't do anything because we can destroy your pathetic planet with one push of a button

>>60022110
This
Build galactic wall, XG-6574

>>60022226
not when supreme leader god emperor Trump is in charge.

MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN

>>60012445
So desperate to get votes
That means shes loosing

>>60012445
>>60012615
>holy shit, this is real
>ayyy lmao
Trully meme magic is real! With memes we will make aliens real!


AYYY LMEMEAO

>>60022240
Ayy Lmao your species dont have the capacity to stop refugees and your talking about a building a galatic wall

>>60022303
We pay Donald Trumps wages he'll do whatever we tell him

>>60021707
Damn straight my man

>>60022075
you look like Mr.Cripple of infinity image board.
are you him?
fucking improve that website already, you faggot, or GTFO my planet.

>>60022409
he's playing with you
time will come when the Trump Organization will do a hostile takeover of not only your home planet but of your entire species.
You will become nothing but another addition to his portfolio.

>>60022513
POO

>>60020084
fucking underrated

>>60022513
I do not know this Mr cripple

>you faggot or GTFO my planet
It to late we brought your planet from the planet auction
Your world leaders are our puppets who listen to our every command.
Just you wait in 2666 we will establish a new world order.

>>60022075
Since when do Pakis come from Alpha Centauri?

>>60022554
Ayy Lmao we fund the US military they basically our Israel.
Our technology is 10000 steps ahead of the US military.
If he tries anything stupid he will meet his demise.
>>60022782
Stupid European I am currently dining with the reptilian royal family of uk

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>>60012445
>politcian
>truth
pick one

You have to be severely fucking retarded if you believe what a politician say and you have to be straight up brain dead if you believe what this criminal cunt says.

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>>60022782
Some of you are alright.
Don't warpdrive into the Horsehead Nebula tomorrow

>>60022926
whatever technology you might have is nothing in comparison with the infinitely cunning mind of his majesty trump

>>60022976
kekk

>>60022507
>>60021707

>>>/reddit/

>>60023003
All of his cunning ideas are our ideas
Whatever we say, he says

>"I will publsh EVERYTHING"
>Dies after two days
>doesn't publish anything
>it was nothing, we werent visited :^)
Nothing will happen

>>60012445
hillary in XCOM2 confirmed

>>60023125
you wiill never understand him
his passion for america's (and by extension humanity) greatness will make him betray and dominate you the moment he is elected
orbital wall soon

MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN

>>60012445

welp, she's got the /x/ vote now