Prepare Your Sides, Niggas!

File: delicious_tears.jpg (73KB, 1704x958px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 1704x958px

White girls cry the most delicious tears of all!
>LMMAO!

>>59962062
White women are cry baby bitches

This is fake.

>>59963270
Prove it.

Anyone who doesn't find this hilarious takes a blue pill rectally daily.

>>59962062
stupid dumb blonde/ginger/bimbo scum

File: 1449694329033.jpg (121KB, 537x720px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 537x720px

>>59962062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiE_C085yUU

she is mad about being 100% white.

>people giving this much of a fuck about DNA results
This is where everyone is retarded, I guess. Living a good independent life has nothing to do with blood markers.

>>59963383

The test they use isn't scientific. It's the same "15% black" that the wacky Nazi leader from South Dakota got. Probably anyone who takes it would get the same result.

>>59963653
this silly bitch should be deported to europe, for the sakes of preserving her "heritage" and "blood",of course.

>>59963653
>MUH SIDES
>MUH ORBITS

>>59963270
Its not fake, fucking lots of white women are like this, including my mother who is pasty pale fucking white with dirty ass blonde hair.

She pulled the "I'M PART CHEROKEE INDIAN" bullshit card out anytime she was losing an arguement, or trying to get sympath from people "now she uses the "my husband used to beat me" card to get attention, but I shut her down real fast by pulling my shirt off and displaying scars she and my father gave me, he would yell at her, he would be me, she would then beat me cause he yelled at her"

I forced her to do a DNA test to shut the fuck up and SURPRISE SURPRISE FUCKING 90% EUROPEAN!

All of our family knows we come from a buncha Irish and Scotts, but she wanted to be "a snow flake"

Shes nearly 60 years old, is in debt up to 90k and constantly spends money hoarding things, and is a child complaining about the world and her problems to people who have it worse.

She constantly talks about how shitty her life is to her friend, whose son is dying of cancer.

I love my mother but GOD DAMN I cant stand her

File: butthurt_fairy.jpg (1MB, 1704x2272px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1704x2272px

Would any of you have the balls to take that test? Eh? Eeeehhhh?

>>59964067
Yarp

78% European
22% indigenous American

How expensive is a DNA test like that?

File: 1449123864107.jpg (98KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 960x960px

I would but it would reveal certain things that reptilians would hunt me down for.

>>59964304
it would cost 6 million jews, none refundable, can you afford that, kraut?

>>59962062
television has become utter shit

File: Untitled.jpg (43KB, 391x460px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 391x460px

>>59964067
already did, senpai

>>59962062
I don't get it, does every single murican have a pint of cherokee blood ?
Was cherokee the only tribe in the whole of murica.
I swear to god, every murican claims the same shit.

This isn't funny, this girl was lied to her whole life.

What's funny is when 80% found out it was jewish now that was HILARIOUS

>implying most remaining "native americans" are not white guys named Smith

I know it's hard to accept but it's the truth.

All they do is abuse their fraction of a percentage rights to poach animals and avoid other local laws.

>>59964582
80% of /pol/*

>>59964544
>I swear to god, every murican claims the same shit
kek they do

File: 1421346085080.jpg (436KB, 2304x1728px) Image search: [Google]

436KB, 2304x1728px

>>59963653
>I'm the whitest person in the room

>>59964304

I went to the website and it's $97. no thanks

I used 23andMe.
Jewy and Scandinavian mostly.

>>59964650
Ashkenazi Jews are whites in denial. It's really no big deal. The Jewish "race" is a legit social construct.

>>59964544
>americans claim this shit
It's unironically because native americans are a protected class. In high school, you're grasping at every little thing you can to make you eligible for a scholarship.

And native status just needs your grandpa to vouch if anyone asks. And no one officially asks.

That's why you see it so frequently.

>>59962062
She's probably more upset that she's part nigger.

File: it's time.jpg (38KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 600x600px

>>59962062
ONE DROP RULE

>>59962062
What a fucking retard. You guys can keep her.

>>59962062

I hope she got some govbux for that, elizabeth warren was 1/36th native and she got a full free ride because of it

>>59964544
100% Aryan here. Descendant of devout Lutheran German farmers. My town only spoke German for the first hundred or so years it existed. There was a lot of inbreeding in other groups so who knows.

>>59963653

>i thought i'd be something a little interesting

Her ancestors are weeping

File: bob 7.jpg (120KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 960x720px

>>59962062
>tfw i get my DNA truth done and I'm extra terrestrial

>>59964544
>WE WUZ CHIEFS N SHIT

File: 23.jpg (92KB, 888x556px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 888x556px

My grand mother would tell me her grandmother was Cherokee Indian so I expected to be a mestizo but kek

>>59962062
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhF8DTqhSs

>15% Nigger

Poor Girl

>>59962062
>Sub-Saharan African
Literally the biggest lie in the world.
These "DNA ancestry" companies subscribe to the out of Africa theory(all but two that I know of) and put some % of nigger in everyone's results no matter what

File: 1451229566781.jpg (250KB, 946x403px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 946x403px

Biologist here. DNA tests are complete bullshit. DNA is a fake molecule that the Jews made up in order to force whitey to take care of fatherless niglets and nigresses. In this way they can enforce multiculturalism and black-on-white cuckoldry by using DNA as their "master molecule."

Genetic information is actually stored in polysaccharide chains. The central dogma of molecular biology (non-Jewish version) actually goes something like this:

Polysacharide <-> RNA -> Protein

tl;dr DNA is a fucking jew molecule.

File: 0.jpg (20KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 480x360px

>>59965263
>There was a lot of inbreeding
......and there it is.

File: master race.jpg (198KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 1920x1080px

>>59962062
self-hating whites disgust me

did my test after beaing selected for the air force.
am 100% saxen Bremen do be precise.

>>59962062
Every 'Native American' ever.

>Dude, I am, like, almost pure blood!
>turns out it's around 0.2% or some shit like that

>>59965578
butthurt mutt detected.

File: 1451679229390s.jpg (2KB, 71x75px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 71x75px

>>59965585
>biologist here

>>59965698
being white is extremely boring

>>59963653
white is lame tho lmao

>>59965313
It's easy to forget what being white means if all you have ever seen is white civilization.
I recommend that they go and visit Africa, India or China - and not one of the nicer vacation areas, but one of the average areas.

You'll very quickly realize what being white actually means.

>>59963653
I can see her Neanderthal genetics

>>59962062
top kek

>muh injun heritage niggers
the absolute worst

>be me
>maternal grandfather is a dirty half breed buffalo nigger
>entire family looks like Mexicans
>I look white

It's like hitting the lottery /pol/, why would anyone actually want to be a mutt?

>>59963872
I am like 95% white but have Chippewa blood. My dad is a blonde hair blue eyed redskin. It's kind of funny actually.

Apparently I have enough Indian blood for gibsmedats, because my cousin got into college on some Indian scholarship, but I chose not to respond when they asked for my race (and even my sex) because that's just how I choose to live my life.

I do actually have relatives that live on reservations, and that place is a shithole. However, they do nothing to try and fix the place, so I choose not to associate with Native Anericans. Too many of them are degenerate as fuck.

I´m pretty certain i´m a 100% white.

>>59962062
15% African and looks white like that? Wew.

File: 140650903651.jpg (202KB, 400x594px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 400x594px

>>59965585
>DNA is a jew molecule

File: 1451842555477.png (558KB, 720x743px) Image search: [Google]

558KB, 720x743px

>no more classic 90s/00s springer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tsd0DqZ2lo

File: 1450877010456.gif (1MB, 311x240px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 311x240px

>>59962062
>>59963653
>mfw

>>59965527
You mean 20% ;^)

File: anc2.jpg (170KB, 1004x892px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1004x892px

Ha, suckers.

File: 23andMe ancestry composition results.png (61KB, 1217x638px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1217x638px

>>59962062
here's mine:

>>59963872
Lying, mentally ill and abusive parents. You didn't need to do a DNA test to figure out they were Irish and Scottish anon.

>>59966585

>0.3 sub Saharan

SHIEEEEEEEEET

>>59966563
>Haplogroup I1
Lucky fugger, I am pleb tier R1b

>>59966294
>why would anyone actually want to be a mutt?
Because they have never actually encountered those other cultures, so they can just cherry pick the good parts from them and then pretend that this is what it means to be X. (They could also do that while being 100% white but it gives their game of pretend more authenticity I guess).

It's also why the Turks in Germany who were born and raised here are way more insufferable than their parents who actually grew up in Turkey. They have no fucking idea what they are talking about when they claim how fucking great the Turks are.

>>59962062
Yes, good goy. Make a DNA test everyone for our international datab... eh for your heritage results.

>>59966585

> 0.3 sub Saharan

What is your opinion on the buttocks?

>>59966585
Into the trash it goes.

File: 23andme of me.png (11KB, 240x206px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 240x206px

old snippets I took.

File: nig_image43.jpg (155KB, 431x600px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 431x600px

>>59966651
it's not easy being a black man in a white man's world, muh nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsTVd4_U3ck

File: amiwhite.jpg (195KB, 2278x820px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 2278x820px

>sub-saharan african
lol

>>59966585
my nigga

>>59966703

R1b is still very much white though.

File: pwnage.jpg (17KB, 295x408px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 295x408px

>>59966471
And If any of your daughters came home with a black baby, you would disown them. You might not dance about it, but you'd disown them.

Lie to me.

>>59966929
holla homie

>>59964357
I'm actually scared to get a DNA test, or IQ test for this reason. Many regimes executed the intelligent class to take power.

50% ashkenazi jew here

my dna test said my jew size was 5% middle eastern, 15% turkish and the rest eastern european.

The other half just says british isles which pisses me off. My dad was adopted so we don't know. I really want to know if he's irish or britfaggish. Given muricas demographics he's almost certainly irish but I need to know.

>>59966953
K...

>>59962062

I'm 50% cherokee princess.

>>59962062

>finds out she's more nigger than native American

Hilarious. She's still part native American though not sure why she's crying like a weenie.

i had my gf take one of these tests, she's puerto rican. black, and cherokee, surprised to learn she was only 5% tho, she was pretty certain it would have said 1/8, there might be slight inaccuracies for that demographic due to low sample size

>>59963653

>hundred percent european

>with a mug like that

Very inbred probably.

File: 1425893786464.jpg (35KB, 460x288px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 460x288px

>>59966942
>>59966703

Oh I just saw your chart, I-i'm so sorry.

>>59963653
She looks like a monkey though.

>>59967406
>genetic test comes back
>turns out she's 5% dog, 34% monkey and the rest sub-saharan

>>59965346
ayy lmao

I'm Irish but look more spanish wavy long jet black hair, brown eyes and dark skin, high cheek bones and a strong chin.

I'm so afraid to get a 23 and me incase I turn out to be a nigger, I'd rather delude myself with the idea that some Iberian kek'd a paddy somewhere back along my lineage.

>>59964523
>1% Ashkenazi.

Gas yourself.

File: image.jpg (26KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 225x225px

>>59963791
JIDF detected

Race d-doesn't matter r-right guys?

>all these retards thinking dna testing tells the truth

It's literally worthless foc crossbreeds, we will look at it like cattle, when you cross a shorthorn with an angus, the calf will be 50% shorthorn and 50% angus. However if you breed two of these crosses together, the offspring can be anywhere from 100%shorthorn to 100% angus depending on what genes get passed on. Make a large number of crosses and obviously you will see more 50:50 than 75:25 and 100:0 will be incredibly rare, but the point still stands. DNA testing can only tell you what you are made of, not tell you that X% of your ancestors were Vikings or Jews or niggers

>>59966585
YOU STUPID FUCK THOSE SHITTY 23ANDME TESTS HAVE A HUGE FAILURE RATE QUIT PROMOTING THEM

File: white-trash.png (461KB, 640x424px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 640x424px

>>59967264
>>59967406
>WE WUZ MASTER RACE N SHIT

>>59967582
>However if you breed two of these crosses together, the offspring can be anywhere from 100%shorthorn to 100% angus

You might wanna look up why meiosis splits the amount of chromosomes in half and then rethink that statement.

>>59967523

you wouldn't have wavy black hair if you were part nigger.

it would more likely be very dry straight hair. Fluffy kink more like.

>>59967582
>>59967781
Fugg, forget what I said, I missed that you were breeding two halfbloods.

>>59967698

It's just common knowledge. No need to be butt-mad.

>>59965938
I never got this. Being white means you can travel the world and have the trust of the native population almost every where you go. You can't do that as a shit skin. How is being white boring when you can go anywhere and do anything? You can follow any religion, philosophy, or speak any language. No one will care. You can go live in just about any country if you have an advanced education because most companies in non western countries value having an educated westerner. How is that boring?

>>59966563
The fuck is that maop anyway

>>59967523

You should get with Dominican Mestizas. They look like you.

LMAO
SHE'S NOT CRYING BECAUSE SHE'S ONLY 5% NATIVE
SHE'S CRYING BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE BLACK

TOP KEK
'WHITE' GIRLS BTFO

>>59965313
I had a girl tell me once that when she traced her heritage back it was all just white people and that it "got pretty boring".

Liberal progressives confirmed for viewing Whites as the standard and non-whites as exotic mysteries and a topic of interest rather than people.

>>59962062

Hopefully this baby boomer meme can die.

So many fucking idiots think they are part Native American and think it's somehow cool to be part savage.

>>59968009
>How is that boring?
Because the people who believe in this shit are boring people themselves and just want an excuse for why it's not their fault.
It's the same as when you hear them bitching about how their is nothing to do in more rural areas so they have to move to a bigger town.
What they really mean is that they are unimaginative and need someone else to provide entertainment for them because they are incapable of doing so themselves.

>>59967678
100% black jew detected

>>59965827
>grandpa's half
>I'm red hair Mcpale fuck
>check it anyway
>selected in hiring
>got in fun pograms at school
>no one fucking asked ever because racist
Just lie dick squirts. Jews do it you might as well

>>59963653
god she is ugly

>>59968345
>>59967794

Kind like John snow from Game of thrones just with darker Spanish/Italian coloured skin, my brother and mother are the same in colour yet my 3 other brothers and dad look like total potato heads.

My Nose is perfectly straight with no bumps, medium to small sized (no jew here)

I've been compaired with Colin farrell and Johnny depp.

I'm not bragging just trying to give you an idea of my facial structure.

It doesnt look nig or Jew so I just have to hope.

File: family_tree_dna.png (214KB, 1486x621px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 1486x621px

I didn't want to use 23andmeme so I went with familytreedna and pic was my results.

>>59962062
I love it how she had such a chip on her shoulder that she said that she was part native american, and then got knocked down a few pegs.

>>59968655
I guess I already knew the answer when I asked it. In all seriousness, what did white people do when they got bored? They wrote, they thought, and they created. They made culture. What did white people do when they became bored with the same culture all the time? The explored, conquered, and studied. They took to the world as if it were a wonderland, studying others cultures but still maintaining there own. I guess now that technology has destroyed both our culture and sense of exploration/imagination we have resorted to sticking ourselves to others like the false intellects we have become.

>>59966095
this is a great response

What happened was. She said her great grandmother was "full bloodied Cherokee" but actually wasn't. Her great grandmother was half black, part indian and part European. Indians bought a lot of slaves and would often mix with them. Many blacks in the US have indian DNA

Her great grandmother lied about being full blooded Cherokee probably because being half black in that era wasn't good for social prospects.

I'd be crying too if I was 20% shitskin.

>>59962062
Do this with Sargon, he says his grandfather was black, but he didn't know until recently. I guess once you go black you're a single mom.

>>59963653
You can clearly see she's relieved and is barely pretending to be disappointed to not be called a racist.

>>59964523
Fuck off, kike

>>59964544
>I don't get it, does every single murican have a pint of cherokee blood ?
No, it's just that it's the only tribe they know since Jeep named a car after them

>>59964544
Question to Americans: why do some many Muricans claim native American ancestry?

>>59962062
Now that's VERY rare as white Americans are the most racially pure group in the US.

Guess a recent ancestor was a degenerate mixer.

>>59966585

You guys actually pay for this shit?

>>59965502
>I expected to be a mestizo but kek
you clearly dont know how it works but i cant expect much from a white american

File: Uncle Tom.gif (2MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x240px

>>59962062

>>59969672
Brownie points and scholarships.

>>59965585
Expound, por favor.

>>59966585
oooooh shit, mega giga niggerrrrr

>>59962062

Where does all this supposed negro DNA come from on these tests? She looks whiter than Goebbels, Himmler and Hitler.

>>59970879
>>>/g/52217657

>>59969928
If my great great grandmother were cherokee I'd be 6% indian so that'd make me a mestizo

>>59964544
>does every single murican have a pint of cherokee blood
They were the largest Eastern tribe by far. They were also considered the most civilized which is why there was a lot of interbreeding before the Trail of Tears. After homesteading, there was an even greater amount of interbreeding due to Americans moving West into Oklahoma and Cherokees moving back East.