Bavarians are the Indians of Germany Poor, tortured creatures

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>>59948932
Bavaria invented the fine Aryan tradition of drinking large quantities of alcohol in a comically huge container.

Were it not for this revolution in thinking, British culture would not be what it is today.

>>59948932
>Germany tells us about which county is the most cucked in Germany.
>Despite the whole country being cucked.
One Million.

>>59948932
We feel the same way about Ayrans. And this is coming from an Australian

>>59949220
I'm actually jelly

>>59948932

And just what shithole did you crawl out of, Muhamod, hmmm, hmmmmm?

A German hating on other German and calling him a "slav-rapebabies" (the fuck does that even mean?). That's your problem, m8

>>59949288

You wouldn't compare east london and orkney either.

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>>59948932
Prussians are the most cucked.

1) They are not even German, they are Germanised Slavs and Balts.
2) They lost their homeland.

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>>59948932
Did your wife wander off with some Seppl from Bavaria or something?
Why the hate?
I am from Rostock and totally okay with the Bazis. I even understand why they want to keep their dialect.
Maybe I like them because my low german dialect is just as hard to understand for the average german as the bavarian is?

>>59950295
Both are filled with subhuman trash.

>>59948932
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Raffareien mit de Mohammedana und hob über 300 obgraglt, garantiert. I bin a drainierta Untergrundkempfa und I bin da beste Scharfschütz von da ganzn Armee. Du bist nix für mi ois a zui mera, I blos Dir so prazis
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sondern i hob a an zugriff auf des ganze Arsenal von der freiwillign Feiawehr von Olching und i werd des ois hernemma damit Dei gstingada Hintan vom schena Bayernland runtergspült werd, Du kloana
Schoashauffn! Wenn Du gwusst hätts wos Dei kloana "schlauer" Kommentar auf De runterreisst, dann hättst wahrscheinlich Dei voisoachts Maul ghoidn. Aba Du hosts ned kenna, Du host Dei Mei aufreissn
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>>59948932
>They're basically slav-rapebabies
better than t*rk/Syrian rape babies

>>59948932
Well, it was like this ... 100+ years ago.

Right now, Bavaria is doing just fine while "Prussia" - or what parts there are left - is having a race who can get more Arab dicks up his ass at the same time.

I'm working in Hamburg, living in Schleswig-Holstein, originally from Cologne with ancestry from Lower Saxony and Böhmen. Believe me, I'd rather be Bavarian.

>>59950427
Holy shit. I have no idea what it says, but just when I looked at the text I wanted to kill a nigger. That language is awesome

>>59950236
After and during ww2 the Soviets literally and figuratively raped Germany. Pretty much thr entire West of Germany is a portion Slav now.

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>>59950427
kek

>>59950555
Why do people believe this bullshit? I am a blonde with hazel eyes, my gf is redhead with blue eyes. So what? Now we are "German rape babies"? C'mon.

>>59950346
>Prussia lost
Only Eastern Prussia went is today Poland, you uneducated pleb!
And did not just vanish.
In places like Silesia people are still very much aware of their history.
I still travel there every summer.

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Why is Graf Zeppelin so hot ?

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>>59950690
>Graf Zeppelin
Who? Where is she from?

>>59950427
Schöne Pasta.
7/10 für effort.
Würde wieder lesen.

>>59950427
Kek

>>59950771
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>>59950569
What does it even say?

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>>59950690
German engineering

>>59950427
>bavarian version of gorilla warfare meme
My life is complete.

>>59948932
>shill detected
he doesn't even speak german, hence he must be jewish

>>59950427
....german navy seal?

>>59950808
The Navy Seal copypasta in Bavarian, I think.

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>>59950654
East and West Prussia were both lost. :^)

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>>59950690
reasons.

>>59950848
bavarian navy seal

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>>59950427
Holy mother of keks. OP you're wrong. This is one of the single greatest contributions to culture any civilization has ever made.

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>>59950888
Oh, I remember. Something about a guy who killed 300 other guy?

So they're basically like Andalusia?

>>59950808
>>59950888

Yes, it is the Navy-seal-300-gorillas-warfare pasta in bavarian dialect.
Someone actually put a lot of effort into translating that.

>>59950888
>>59950808
yes, Navy Seal became Bavarian Gebirgsjäger (alpine or mountain troops) some sort of semi elite troop in the German Army. It's written in Bavarian accent - or how you'd spell their gibberish

>>59948932
Everyone knows that Bavarians are the richest in Germany GDP-wise, München has more to it than just beer and that Bavaria is the only non-Merkel lover cuck part of Germany, hell they are the only ones with some sense in the question of immigration. Also Bavaria was one of the 3 founding kingdoms of the original Germany. Fuck off poo loo deceiver.

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>>59948932
Don't they have BMW, Bayern Leverkusen (don't know if I wrote that right) and Bayer (the pharmaceutical company) ?

>>59948932
>Rheinländer
Everybody likes us. Feels good man

>>59948932
im not a fan of oktoberfest either but dude calm down

>>59950896
The Province of West Prussia is not the same as the western part of Prussia.
Prussian encompassed allmost all of northern Germany and what is today Poland.

>>59951016
I'm genuinely impressed. Bavarianbro btfo'd OP with that one.

>>59951036
That was the bit I couldn't figure out.

>>59950989
Bavaria is actually the richest area of Germany. Northern and Eastern Germany are Poland-tier in terms of wealth.

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>>59948932

Shit post B8

Typical jew trying to divide whites again

>>59951212
The country of Prussia ≠ Prussian

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>>59948932

If you mean with Indians, the most rich Germans, you are right faglet

still taking money from us to build your shitty Mudslime Hochhaus?

>>59951212
Those would not be Prussians, but Pommerainians, Saxons, etc. Being ruled by the Prussia at some point =/= Prussian.

>>59950888
>>59950808
>>59951036

And he has access to the complete arsenal of the voluntary firefighters of Olching.

>>59951277
Please nuke Berlin!
Most degenerate, most lazy, most unfriendly people in all of my homeland.

>>59948932

not falling for this bait. I know people from the North are different and they make fun of my accent, but who fucking cares. We're all German.

>>59951380
>Most degenerate, most lazy, most unfriendly people in all of my homeland.
I think it's because of the lazy shitskins that don't work and cause trouble. That's why the pic looks like this

>>59951416
Not as bad as saxons though. Had one in my class when I was doing my Abi, he literally started every sentence with "Äh ne"

>>59950808
She's the embodiment of the German WW2 carrier Graf Zeppelin.
She's from Kancolle, an online game.

>>59948932
>Mfw I spent the summer in Munich and my host families grandson said people bitch about Bavarian culture because it's the only culture non-Germans care about

>Mfw he was 100% right

>>59951658
Thanks, Swiss bro

>>59951528
Even the natives in Berlin are fucking awfull to deal with.
Even germen Berliner are unfriendly, their are full of themselves, constantly loudmouthing and worst of all they are unrelieable and never on time.

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>>59948932

it's time for Bavaria to become part of Austria. I would even say Bavaria is culturally more Austrian than German

>>59951801
There has to be a reason for this, right?

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>>59951915
All the cancer from here goes there, don`t think it`s that much different in other areas

OP is just jelly because the shitpart of germany where he comes from doesn't have such an awesome culture.

>>59950537
It's the Bavarian version of the Navy Seal copypasta.

>>59951925

think about it, Austria+Bavaria+Switzerland

Operation Alpenfestung

>>59951301
The provinces of east and west prussia were created AFTER and WITHIN the Kingdom of Prussia around 1775.
The Kindom was officially declared in 1701.
The tribe of the Old Prussians, after which the province was named was long dissiloved by then. They first mentioned around the 13th century, during the northern crusade and the old Prussian language was extinct by the 17th or early 18th century.

I know this is confusing.

>Everytime someone thinks about Germany they basically think about Bavaria
Must feel bad.

>>59952356
>Everytime someone thinks about Germany they basically think about Nazis
Fix'd.

>>59952315
and generations of incest

>>59951915
I think it is a bad case of metropolian syndrome.
You'll find this tendency towards alienation and cultural dissolution in every metropolitan area.
I'd wager it has something do with constantly being surrounded by annonymous faces with no real ties to something that resembles a home.

>>59950821
Astounding ingenuity. Over a decade of conceptual continuity.

Dirty northern rape baby detected

>>59951116
FunFact: The "typical" bavarian fashion like the lether pants, jankerl and dirndl have no "real" historical base.
They were invented in the 19th century by romantic costume clubs who dreamed of medieval times and healthy peasants living on the green mountain slopes.

>>59952356
Well considering it has the highest amount of immigrants and non-Germans, they are right.

>>59952967
actually the Dirndl was Hitlers idea, because he thought the traditional dress looked too boring.

>>59952814
You tried to do that for 600 years.
It ended literally with a fully blown autistic faggot for a king who wanted to play make believe in his fantasy castle and bankrupted your whole state for that bullshit.

>>59953075

That's Berlin m8

>>59953127
No, it was not.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirndl

>>59950427
Danke, anon.

>>59951848
AUFM STENGL WAHT A BLAUWEISSROTE FAHN
UND SEGN DES USNRE FEIND, GENGANG DE GLEI HAM
WAL DA BAYER-ÖSTERREICHER, DEA LOSST SI NIX GFOIN
FIA A JEDE GRENZIWASCHREITUNG MUAS DA FEIND MIT OIM BEZOIN

>>59948932
>It was the prussian Übermensch who brought them fire, light, steel and blood.
The same prussian "Ubermensch" who was defeated by Slavs and his country now is extinct?

>>59950653
>Ukraine
Yes, you are. Having blonde hair and blue eyes does not equate to Aryan race.

>>59951167
Bayern, Bavaria is the Alpine Kingdom

Friedrich Bayer was a pharmacist in Wuppertal in Northrhine Westfalia. He founded the Bayer Corporation in Barmen (part of Wuppertal) before moving to Leverkusen (still Northrhine Westphalia) next to the Rhine.

Bayer Leverkusen is the (former) football club of Bayer Corporations workers team.

Bayern München/Munich is self explainatory.

Bayer Corporation and Bayer Leverkusen have nothing to do with Bavaria.

I lived in Leverkusen and worked for Bayer once, as did everyone else in Leverkusen and my family.

>>59952814
Why would Bavaria give up its status quo? Being the richest state in Germany has its perks. On their own, they would be basically another switzerland with less claim to sovereignty and less relevance in Europe. And then what? Baden-Württemberg, as the new richest state, should follow suit? Until everything is fragmented again and gets picked up by Chinese, Russians and Americans again. The whole central Europe would basically be a new economic battlefield for the proxywars of other world powers.

>>59952877
How the fuck does a report=ban? It wasn't anything particular

>>59948932
Fuck you, just cause you don't use ß you filthy untermensch.

>>59953469
ß

>>59953416
Vize-Kusen best Kusen! Long live the eternal second!

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>>59948932

Erlanger Masterrace here.

>Allies only managed to destroy 5% of our city
>our old buildings when

I went on Wikipedia to read about Bavarian. Holy fuck. I can read German on the level of a child, but Bavarian looks like fucking drunk German. Oh. I think I figured it out.

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>>59950690


Well, I think I know why,,,

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>>59951241
There is a reason for this though. After WW2 Bavaria was practically still a non-industrialized shithole.
They received money from the other german countries till the 80s.
Meanwhile the Ruhrgebiet lost their coal and steel production and the north lost shipbuilding due to massive international price dumping.
So the tables turned arround and once that happened the bavarian government started badmouthing everyone else regardless of the fact that they were supported for many years.

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>>59948932
>"prussians"
>literally the most slavic/baltic people of all germans
>calls Bavarians rapebabies

>>59953893
Try this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low_German

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>>59950427

>>59950427

/thread

Bavaria please leave Germany and come hang out with us.

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>>59950427
fucking lost my shit like never before 10/10

>>59948932
>muh bavaria are subhumans.
Don't you have any more important problem german bro ? did you just got fisted by a bavarian or what ?
you sound like schlomo trying to divide in order to conquer , you're fucking disgusting, i really hope Merkel will send 20 million niggers in your county .

>>59955777

It's probably a 3rd generation turk. Bavarians really rustle their jimmies.

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>>59955777
make sure to surrender properly when this happens, Amir.

>>59953218
If you haven't fucked a girl in a dirndl at wiesen you simply haven't lived.

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>>59951380
Don't worry, that will happen tomorrow.

>>59950427
German keyboards must have extra resilient shift keys.

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>>59956232

> implying amerishits get laid at wiesen instead of passing out after 2 beers

top kek

>>59956232
>>59956693
>>59956807
That looks like fun lads, throw an invite my way on the next event, i'll pay you in beer

>>59953852
Comfy desu

>>59952315
You forgot Südtirol.

>>59956807
Are the girls easy?

>>59950427
hehe i work in olching

>>59958830
of course they are, just look for the ribbons it tells if they are not married and are sluts

>>59950427

TOPKEK

>>59959112
Will keep my eye out for left side ribbons, thanks Hans

>>59948932
>Bavarians
>poor
Nigger my family hail from Mecklenburg.
They have been germoneys Poorfags since 600bc.

>>59948932
Cool divide and conquer Schlomo. Want to bring it to the Bundestag?

>>59955384
That's not too bad. Honestly easier than Bavarian. Seems closer to English than modern German.

Im a Preuße in Bavaria and i love Bavaria its the best German State!

>>59948932
There are about 6 Million Bavarians of the German population.
And you get this mad?
Oberbayern is still the most productive region with maybe the highest living standard in Europe and most certainly in Germany.
This is because of the predecessors of Seehofer, especially FJS that Bavaria is now the technological leader of Germany and the whole of Europe.
Europa den Deutschen, Deutschland den Bayern. Deal with it.

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>>59960148
>dirndl-jew trying to call out anyone else
is there anyone in your shithole who isn't a rundown criminal?

>>59957588
it's a shitty & boring town desu.

>>59961110
the immigrants actually saving bavaria from going bankrupt.
When I went to Munich I spoke to a Roma who could speak better German than most bavarians there. He was also the only one who was actually working.

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The Eternal Germans are infighting
Happy days

>>59961406

> a turk bonded with a gypsy in bavaria

Uh, nice proofs I guess.

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>>59948932
>wealthiest
>most inventions
>best music
>most pious
>most hardworking
Kek Bavarians are masterrace, you subhuman saupreuss pig

>>59961676
>wealthiest
lmao, 38% of children in Bavaria grow up in poverty
http://www.bayern.awo.de/fileadmin/Content/Dokumente/Fakten/arm_in_einem_reichen_land.pdf
>most inventions
none important by bavarians themselves. Remember, they didnt even had electricity 60 years ago.
>best music
only austrians are worse desu
>most pious
ok lad.
>most hardworking
thats all they're good for. The moneymakers arent bavarians tho

>>59961214

>Fürther detected

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>oll dej grantigen Preißn
>verstehn net amoi doss Bayern sie wortwörtlich am Lem erhölt
>"Öhhblöhblöhh arm aber sexy"
>a wohl eha orm und greißlig

Oaschvallötzt um amoi ehrlich zum saa.

>>59963046
was für ein Dialekt soll das sein Mehmet?

>>59948932
The Jew sowing dissent among the people not allowing them peace.

>>59950346
Prussia was not germanized slavs and balts, the native people who were in old prussia were germanics.

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>>59963142
>er kimmt aus Oberbauern

>>59962749
lived in erlangen till i was 10 years old. my grandma still lives there.

>>59959112

can you tell me more about these slut-ribboons?

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>>59948932
They have the car making thing down ok.. and beer too.. why hate of the Bavarian?

>>59950427
fugg :DD:D

nu en plattdüütsch

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>>59963838
Jealousy.

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I thought Prussia was mega dead.

Communism for a few decades will do that.

I glab ihr hads olle dodal debbad

>>59964051
>>59964051
jau

>>59963838
probably because they are richer and more successful

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>>59963975
that was made in Dingolfing in 1994.. I drove it until 2010.. I own another one here and drive it daily with 234,000 miles on it.

sure I've replaced many parts but still.. best car I've had and prefer it to anything less than a true super-car for daily use.

right

>>59948932
My Bavarian Empire in EUIV disagrees. I've got a quarter of Africa and half of the Caribbean colonized to make me riches.

>>59964215
I live near Hannover and it is a shitty liberal/sjw Hochburg.

Saw once Schreddor inna city

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>>59964215
statistically the wealthier do consume more alcohol.. which was one of OP's complaints

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I'm proud of you anon

i live in Bavaria , near Munich
an i like it .
Have many lakes and the Apls.

Im always in a holiday region

>>59955049
That's a weird way of saying based FJS was the only politician who did a decent job regarding infrastructure

http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/12/news/economy/alcohol-consumption-economy-oecd/

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>>59952315
>>59958264
>mfw we annex you all

>>59965161
im with you

lets start

>>59948932
old pasta

>>59948932
If only Bavarians could be as tolerant and cultured as you Berliner-cucks. :^) am I rite?

>>59955049
it's been 30 years since the 80s, how about you start creating industry outside bavaria instead of hating them for bringing money to the rest of the country

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>>59965161
I loved Switzerland until I learned you guys also have a muzzie problem and then I was sad. There are very few good places left in the world, sadly.

>>59950963
Whatever happened to Ebola anyways?

>>59965946
Ebolachan memed it away.

>>59948932
bavarian creme donuts

>>59965161

that's ok. Bavaria is already little Switzerland

>>59965161

Please do, you have best europoor gunlaws.

>>59950427
>Spionage-Spezln
10/10

>>59950427


i wish i could read kraut

>>59950354
I was stationed in Bavaria and I thought it was a wonderful country. The people were very nice and welcoming despite me personifying their humiliating defeat. The whore houses were especially nice.