Michelle Obama

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>>59808372
That video is fucking hilarious, holy shit.

>>59808372
> Dat autistic intro

4.48 is when it gets real good. Hysterical laughing good.

>>59808372

If Michelle is a man, then how do you explain Obama's kids looking like him?

>>59808938

Adopted.

I think he is bisexual and married.

First SJW family.

>>59808938
Barrack is a woman.

>>59808938
> What's embryonic engineering

>>59808938
Surrogate?
>>59809013
Makes perfect sense

>>59808938
Obongos ftm and michael is mtf

>>59809011
Abraham Lincoln was gay, slept with his best friend in the white house and forced his wife to sleep elsewhere. They wrote eachother love letters.

>>59808938

her siblings

>>59808372

It's probably some kind of underwear that prevents her cameltoe from showing.

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>>59809013

Holy shit.

HOLY SHIT.

>Obama is really a woman pretending to be a man
>Michelle is really a man pretending to be a woman

HOW DID WE EVER MISS THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeHinuWUF1E

>>59808372
maybe she is wearing a strap-on in preparation to take baracks boipussy

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>>59809332
WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE

>>59809598
video calims serena williams is a "confirmed" man. by who? kek the while thing is bullshit.

>>59810559
ring finger longer than index = man

simple.

>>59809332
Michelle is really Obama... and Obama is Michelle! Ultimate ploy to foil assassination.

>>59808938
You remember that crazed sheboon that rampaged thru DC demanding to see Obama about 3 years ago?...

>>59808938
>>59808938
fucked some other black woman and obama has strong genes.

im willing to bet michelle got her pussy ruined when she had her children and its probably some mangled mess.

either that or she cant into womens pads and underwear.

>>59809332
No but could you fucking imagine?

>>59811688
>and its probably some mangled mess.
It still wouldn't be a free swinging dick.

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>>59808372
People have been killed for exposing this. Be very careful, anon. Obama's a Muslim, remember, they don't take this shit lightly.

>>59808938
all black people look the same

>>59812359
>dat pic
What the fuck?

>>59808372
That is a phone

>>59813848
sure, banana phone

>>59813757
The video that got her killed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et38_Ufv-Jw

>We all know it
>We being the Illuminati

She learned the hard way you don't spill Illuminati beans.

>>59812359
The way she says this makes me think she's 100% serious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et38_Ufv-Jw

>>59814103
I'm not defending that ugly sheboon but that has a clear rectangular shape similar to any kind of smartphone even a retard can notice that

What's up with that creepy footage of the baby?

>>59814103
check out what happens when this little girl asks michelle how long her and barack have been married

she has no clue
watch from 5:15 to 5:30
https://youtu.be/ABht1gVOrLY?list=PLurY4zfVehdBd5F-pUyRYpMdkdZgnxkL7

>>59814547
>20-somethin years

who the fuck doesn't know this?

>>59814450
skip to 5:48 in op's video, tell me that's a rectangular object again.

>>59814450
Women's pants pockets usually don't have space for anything bigger than a cigarette lighter.

>>59814646
>it's been over a decade

>>59808372
>Obama is muslim, gay, immigrant, and a nigger

WHERE ARE YOU OCCAMS RAZOR

>>59808372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg

>>59814646
>implying a cia family wouldn't know that shit exactly

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Look at Michelle Obama's fingers. The ring finger is longer than the index finger. This indicates that Michelle Obama is a transgender. Females have longer index fingers than ring fingers.

>>59809332
That baseball pitch like a girl reminds me.. Holy shit.

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>>59814811
>>59814865
>/pol/ has extensive knowledge about the various shapes and sizes of cocks plus how well things can be fit into women's pants

lewd

>>59814929
You know nothing about the Illuminati. The point is to defy truth, defy justice, and defy God.

This is a proof for them. A proof their memes are in fact dominant.

>>59815109
I happen to have a dick myself you fucking moron
That's exactly what it looks like when you are freeballing and your dick is whipping around
Now fuck off with your childish anime shit.

>>59815109
Someone has to do it anon.

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>>59808372
What a turn!

>>59815187
Yep. They do absolutely everything backwards and twisted.

>>59814547
The weird thing is if she was an actor trained by the CIA to be Obama's fake wife, she'd have this simple shit so drilled into her that she'd be able to recall her anniversary instantaneously.

I think, penis or not, their relationship is over but she's being kept quiet to keep his reputation intact.

How would it look if Obama, who gets older and more tired looking every day, had his wife who we're all supposed to pretend is gorgeous walk out on him and start dating some celebrity?

>>59815223
>Obama looks upon the banana in lust
>Michele looks upon the banana in envy

I think we all know what's going on here.

>>59815109
That's the beauty of /pol/, there's so many of us that there's always an expert on anything handy.

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Um, guys. Why are there no photos of a pregnant michele obama?

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>>59809130
Why didn't he just marry a woman for a beard.
Maintaining a beard tranny and having a surrogate twice seems fucking complicated.

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reminder there is no picture of michelle pregnet. not a single one.

>>59812359
RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQwR0A3-xWA

Michelle or rather, Michael, has a penis and even the black community has agreed.

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>>59808435
>Dramatic music
>The camera pan and zoom
>We have a problem here
>The goat noises

Lost pretty hard

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>>59815554
>>59815567
well, fuck....

>>59815554
what the fuck is ZAT! the third picture from left on the bottom

>>59815554
because men cant carry children in their bodies.

>>59815567
Hardly any real information is available about this guy prior to his 2004 debut.
Where are the ex Girlfriends? College buddies?

>>59811330
It's like Saddam and his lookalikes.

>all those shills in the comments

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>>59815567
>>59815554
spooky

>>59808372
>all that fucking clapping

>>59810522
why does that matter? his mother was an american citizen when he was born. thus making him a naturalized american

>>59815332
It happened in House of Cards.

>>59815011
>implying the dumbest first lady in memory would remember her lines all the time

>Women have longer index finger than ring finger
>My index fingers are 1-1.5mm longer than my ring fingers
>Male with multiple children
Reee

>>59808372
That's just her labia.

word is they cant even stand being in the same room anymore

>>59816378
Because it pisses of liberals.

>>59816735
I don't know what's worse...

>>59816999
Probably because Obama like actual men.

>>59809332
he plays basketball like he's in the wnba, throws like a 12 year old softball player.

>>59815827

Aren't his school records permanently sealed?

>>59817285
Whereas Michelle plays basketball like a real nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70IcBjR1H80

>>59816999
whos word

>>59817247
I like meaty labias.

>>59815554
Top row 2nd from right
Gray hair Obama
with Pregnant Michael
Nope.

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>>59817364
all three the niggas got they dicks sucked that day for sure

>>59817247
i was thinking the same thing..
revolting..

super meaty protuding synthol labia

>>59817293

Yes. So we know what George Bush got in college and we know what John Kerry got and Bill Clinton, but we have no idea what Obama's grades were at any time.

We know he was president of the Harvard Law Review. Or editor or some shit. But we have not seen a single law review he's written.

We know according to his shitty autobiographies that he hung out with a diverse group of people in college and had a bunch of girlfriends. But not one of them has emerged and when pressed on it Obama admitted that he's not talking about any specific girlfriend but a "composite girlfriend." ???????

This guy is so fucking shady but no one ever questioned it while he was running for president. It's like there was no media or something. Absolutely no vetting. Meanwhile I know about Marco Rubio's parking tickets.

>>59817403
/pol/

that is good enough for me a fagit!!!

>>59808372
It's a fucking cellphone.

>>59817541
>What is liberal media?

>>59808372
He keeps calling her "Michael"

IMO Obama is nearly the bumbling idiot Dubya was. But because the media are in his back pocket they never point anything out.

>In one speech he said "ISIL needs more training and the sunni tribes needed more supplies"

No one ever called him out on it.

>>59815052
For the millionth time, that isn't true.
About as scientifically proven as big noses & dick size.

>>59817611

What kind of a cellphone has balls?

>>59817611
cuck of trudeau

>>59808755
Black girls were built for white cock.

>>59808372
:ITT Pol spends time looking at bbc real close

u guys think this is actually for real? having real doubt desu

>>59817798
oh y ou know obamas oldest is for sure getting some whiteboooi dick

>>59817364
Jesus Christ those comments.

"Shes so classy and intelligent"

Iv never keked so hard.

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>>59810759
no that just means they had alot of testosterone in their mothers womb

there are women with longer ring fingers than index fingers

I call them "bitxhes I wanna have kids with because it will make my sons more manly"

>>59808372
In a press conference last week, Obama was not wearing his

wedding ring nor was he wearing his watch. When noticed, his staff

said his ring was out for repairs.

>>59817873
That's White MAN to you, boi.

>>59817611
There aren't any pockets in her pants. Nice try though.

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He's a fag.

Even rides a girls bike FFS.

>>59817541

It would suggest he always identified as a foreign national or something more nefarious like he was always a government plant.

>>59815554
Like why is so much of his past secretive and no one seems to remember Obama.

>>59818678
and wears mom jeans

>>59818808
Don't forget the little bell on his handle bars.

>Ring Ring.

Compared to Obama, Putin is a god damn barbarian.

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>>59808372
>that video keked hard
makes sense it would happen on the ellen degenerate show, almost like they wanted you to see it

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>>59808372

MOM JEANS
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>>59808372
>See video ID
>MEnYd7jMpFM
>MEn

Yup...

>>59808938
They don't, they're just black.

>>59816378
It'll say 'Sex: Female"

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>>59808372

>>59814929
>implying this isn't the simplest explanation

>>59816644
In Breaking Bad, really good meth is blue for no reason. The Walking Dead has fucking zombies in it.

So fucking what?

I'm 15 minutes into this video:

"IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Michelle Obama IS A MAN 24/7"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2EKzoh6AAo

>can't be unseen
can't be unseen

>>59814344
This is why trump is running , it was the last straw , Joan was his friend. This country is going to hell, and we're going to make America great again

>>59820203
>really good meth is blue for no reason
The meth is blue because of the method used to cook it.

>>59821132
So it's impure. Different methods wouldn't make a product look different if the product was just as pure and in the same state.

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Maybe it's some kind of cable for the microphone.

Also happened to Idris Elba

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>>59821992
Also pic related

>>59821335
My point was that in real life really good meth isn't blue and just because something happens on TV doesn't mean it's true. They added that because it emphasized to the typical viewer who is totally unfamiliar with meth, that Walt't stuff is something special.

>>59817671
UNDERATED POST

WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*proceeds to make videos about conspiracies with spooky effects*

>>59808372
that's hot

>>59821992
The difference being this cock is beyond belief even for a black man. Whereas Michael's cock is perfectly proportioned for a black man of 'her' stature.

>>59808372
Honestly, that looks like a pistol that she's carrying below her belt line.

>>59822813
Just because it would be realistic if it were true, it doesn't mean it actually is.

Not saying it's real or not, but what you said doesn't actually prove anything.

Also that cable on Idris wouldn't be "beyond belief even for a black man". He would just have an above average cock like a pornstar.
It's just unlikely, but not impossible.

>>59814929
Occam's razor is inherently flawed because some explanations simply need to be complicated. If I were asked to explain how protons and electrons interact with one and other, the correct answer is very complicated. I could explain it more simply by saying it's magic, but the simple answer isn't necessarily true.

>>59817541
>Composite girlfriend
Michelle is a frankensteins monster with both genetalia.

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>>59823321

that's not what occam's razor is. you are a total fool.

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>>59808372
well waddaya know, its really a man

More juice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_aCE1GrM7o

You know nothing about Obama. hahahah!

>>59815052
Jesus Christ. It's longer than mine.

>>59808372
I don't give a fuck about that nasty monkey

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>>59814929
>>59808372
Barack Obama is a jew, here is a picture of his mother and his mother's father.

>>59826469
They don't look like Jews.
>inb4 their noses
That's just the camera angle.

>>59823015
Blah, blah, blah.

>I agree your hypothesis is entirely plausible, but while I cannot prove it incorrect, I continue to reject it simply because I've been programmed to do so.

>>59808372
Daily reminder that conservative site and alex jones showed papers that Michelle planned on divorcing Obama months before he decided to run for president.

>>59827271
That's not what I said Anon.

I said that I'm not going to just believe that a bulge equals a penis whan it's completely plausible that it's something else.

She certainly looks very masculine, but it's not really uncommon amongst black women.

So, what's the reason for me to believe it's a man?
What's the proof?
Because I can't believe this bizarre theory unless I have a reason to.

Why are you fags acting like this is the biggest cover up in American history? You all know damn well if Michelle revealed she was transgender tomorrow most of the country would be screaming how brave she is and how progressive we've become.

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>>59826938
They do, especially his grandfather. His mother's mother was also vice president of a bank. He was also elected president.
Yes, they do both look extremely jewish.

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>>59826938
Not aryan. Jewish.

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>>59826938
This one seals the deal.

>>59817798

and picking cotton

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>>59819206

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcSIwBWiPoU

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>>59809332
>MFW

>>59828550

Shit wrong link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSxqdvL8P1A

>dat booing :DDDD

>>59808372
Their marriage fell apart years ago. It's just for show for the rest of his term. They'll divorce not long after he leaves office.

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>>59828550
This is a picture of George W. Bush graduating from college. Take note of his bushy eyebrows(non-aryan feature).

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>>59828550

>>59828798

someone post Jeb!'s picture from college where he literally looks like a mexican

>>59817541
They also don't explain how he was able transfer from Occidental College to Columbia University.

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>>59828550
How about this?

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>>59828917
This? He's got some recessive genes coming into play here. Is this really Jeb? Also, further proof the bush family is a family of crypto-jews.

>>59828678
Were they really booing him?

Was there a specific reason, or they hust disliked him?

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>>59829218
It is in fact, Jeb Bush. Also, here is of course Trump's jewish daughter. (Trump is not jewish.)

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>this fucking thread
Damn I need to get some sleep

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Here is Hillary Clinton graduating from college. She does not look aryan to me. She's jewish. She even kind of bears a resemblance to Anne Frank.

>>59827818
>The burden of proof lies with he who is making the positive claim.

We can all clearly see there is something in the center of 'her' yoga pants. Now, given that 50% of all people are in fact male, it's more likely than not it is in fact a penis.

So if you intend to argue it's not actually a penis, you'll need to prove as much.

>>59808372
If it ever comes out the Michelle really is a man I think the frowning negro community of the US might implode into one spontaneous nigger moment

>>59816735
>That's just her labia.

underrated post right here and kek worthy

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Here is Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton's son. Note the nose.

>>59810759
not a scientific fact faggot. try again.

This is the dumbest shit i've ever seen.

>>59829888
>Bill Clinton's son
You mean Webb Hubbell's son

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>>59808372
What the fuck happened to the baby at 0:25????

>>59829607
Graduating from high school*

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>>59818923

>Putin vs Obama

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>>59829676
LOL

This is honestly one of the most retarded baits I've ever saw.

>There are as many penises as there are vaginas, therefore if I see a woman (who normally should have a vagina) with something that could look like a penis, then it's definitely a penis and not something else.

Yes Anon, it's far more likely that the first lady of the USA is actually a man in disguise and it's all a great conspiracy, rather than some pants having some random unfortunate bulges that anyone who ever wore non-skinny pants had.

You can't be that stupid. Pic related.

But in case you're actually serious, I'm not the one making the positive claim. I'm just saying I'm not going to believe this video in the OP, and you're the one telling me I have to provide proof on why it's not real?
If anything it's OP (and you) who's making the positive and unlikely claim that I'm not believing.

>>59830136
say what you will about George W but he fucked up nowhere near to the extent that Obama does with even the simplest of shit.

>>59830286

This. Bush, for all his faults, was at least a leader. For those who think Bush was some kind of weak clown internationally, look up what happened to Jose Zapatero. He snubbed Bush one time. Two months later he was literally begging Bush to answer his calls.

Obama, in comparison, is always talking about how Trayvon could have been his son and how he needs to go catch Star Wars. It's fucking depressing.

>>59830286

This. Bush was a shitty president because he was competent enough to ruin the country and sustain two fucking wars while preventing any major domestic shit.

Obama can't do a goddamn thing other than ruin everything.

>>59809320
By replacing it with a swingin' dick?!!

>>59830473
Another thing W. would stutter and shit at times when doing speeches but when he did em at least he could mostly do them while directly eyeing the camera/crowd, in a decent tone, and could work off script.

Obama on speeches the majority of the time he's obviously eyeing his teleprompter more than anything else and he has the tone of reciting the shit line for line, and the second he goes off script his "uhs & ahs" go through the roof and everything falls apart.

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>tfw you will never fuck Hillary Clinton in her prime, then suck each others vital liquids in the cold winter
why live lads

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>>59817470
>>59808372
>>59829888
>>59829967
>>59829607
Guys, Im scared

>>59830863
she's like 7/10 tops

>>59830863
>tfw you will never fuck Hillary Clinton in her prime
You mean here >>59829607 ?

>>59830229
Dumb. Enjoy life in the matrix. You'll learn once you bring your first tranny home.

Of course, that will never happen, given you're perma-virgin. But whatever, I tried to warn you.

>>59814986
WTF, WHY? Why not just get a real woman, why go through all this trouble.

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>>59831125

>>59830818

Yeah, when Obama gives a speech he's all dead-eyed and his head is going back and forth like he's watching a tennis match. All the speeches are so vacuous and without any kind of feeling. He seems to give a speech every two weeks and they're all complete junk.

Bush looked the camera in the eye like a leader, like a fucking man.

missmeyet.jpg

>>59808938
You mean Treyvon Martin, right?

>>59831125
What will he learn?

Why would they couple him with a tranny? Like what would ''they'' gain from it?

It makes literally no sense.

>>59817541
Can Trump un-seal Obama's records?

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>>59817661

I guess we'll just take your word for it.

She could have a prolapsed vagina
That sucks if that's the case, but with all that money don't you think she would have had that fixed? I'm thinking its that....
There's no way it's her labia. I can picture that on like a 300lb woman but not meshell. Black people have a large percent of muscle mass and a large supply of collagen there's no way that's a dangling labia. I'd be very surprised

>>59831859
Maybe because he is just gay and like trannies?

>>59831859
potential comedy gold/shit to bury him with if it ever came down to it.

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>>59829607
how did that qt turn into pic related

she is about to go post op.

we wuz pronoun an shiiiit

>>59831859
Must be a long con; they'll reveal it after it doesn't matter anymore, once Obama is out of office or a lame duck. Why do it? Because it scores progressive points. First Lady tranny woman of color, it's the perfect storm of PC nonsense, retroactively foisted upon everyone, written in the history books. These are the same people who lit the White House up like an LGBT flag. It's all about narrative -- shaping the narrative.

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>>59830877
>he doesn't know

>>59832132
mean angry females tend to age to look exactly how the act throughout life.

don't ask me why but it just is.

I fully understand why Bill sleeps around with everything with a vaginia that isn't hillary

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>>59830877
>he really doesn't know

>>59808372
da fuq

>>59832403
>all dat clinton money
>and it still didn't succeed in fixing that face

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>>59829888

That bitch is jewish.

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>>59832493
It doesn't work for everyone, anon.

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>>59832363
>>59832403
Also, I'm sure it's of no surprise that she married a Jew.

>>59832591
no it obviously doesn't but most don't fail so terribly as that.

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>>59832790

>>59832780
>implying any male jew could have given up the chance to marry into the Clintons and obtain that horde of shekels

>>59832591
Those sloped surgery noses always look so fake.

>>59808372
wtf is this creepy shit

damn obongo is fucking big

>>59832838
>itsmeeemario.jpeg

some noice dank maymay material m8

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>>59832871
You know it.

pic related

What loosely related family member to Hillary HASN'T used her to fill their coffers?

>>59808372
I made it 3:30 its too fucking creepy some autismo made this fucking abomonation

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>>59832790
>even bleaches her hair

>>59808372
what the fuck is that music it's creepy as fuck

>>59814374
holy shit, how long was this before she died?

>>59815052
My index finger is longer than my ring finger on the right hand but shorter than it on the left hand. I have a good size cock.

>>59831682
That 50% of all people have dicks.

>>59833362
Couple months before she died

A bunch of people on /pol/, including myself figured she'd get offed after that comment, and they really did it, the mad men.

>>59808372

I was way to high for that shit man.

>>59814547
How in the fuck have I not seen this clip until now?

>>59817661
micro dick jew nosed tranny detected

>>59815827
Alot of Obamas classmates have come out saying he's gay look it up on youtube.

A big lie is easier to hide.

Killing people is easier than letting them explain their thoughts on tv later, or respond to a reporters question. Joan was friends of Trump, Trump literally must have an army on standby protecting his interests. That or Pentagon v CIA is actually a thing and he's their figurehead.

>>59830680

Bush - 9/11 and huge stock market crash and job losses

Obama - very low unemployment and no major terrorist events. Also signed into law a bill allowing carrying in national parks

>>59832016
Listen to your own stupid for minute.

A 5 inch prolapsed vagina? Soft?

Wake the fuck up virgin. That's a dick. Anyone who's ever been fucked by one knows as much.

>>59815687
thank you for posting the non-satanic version

>>59815746
I saw it too, spoopy

You'd think she'd at least wrap it around her thigh like I do whenever I cross dress...

>>59833788
So you're gay?

>>59829072
Dumb, but I still laughed

>>59834420
What do you mean? Look at the other posts, he's a crypto-jew.

>>59829265
It's because of the white sox hat.

>>59828177
damn that shine is greasy

>>59817285
>he plays basketball like he's in the wnba
but anon, those women can shoot basketballs better than a 5 year old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IjDqm-JHrA

>>59830863
>that barrel ass

no thanks saddle bags

>>59833426
Even if 50% of all people had dicks, it doesn't mean that the majority (or even a non marginal) portion of female-looking people have them.

Maybe you should spend a bit less time on /b/'s trap threads if you think trannies are a normal thing.

Also everything you say is an obvious bait. You're lucky that I'm autistic enough to actually respond to you.

>>59834574
Ah, thank you.

>>59834936
(or even a non marginal portion)*

Fug

>>59832838
Nose gets fixed, instant hickey, good job doc

>>59834936

>>59814374

>>59834936

>>59815554

>>59835095
>>59835121
???
Is this supposed to prove that there are many transgenders?
Or that she actually has a dick?

Because it proves neither.

It could SUGGEST the latter, but it certainly doesn't prove it.

I'm still open to the idea though... If you bring me undeniable proof (that's not a picture/video of some bulge, lol), then I'll believe it.

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>>59808372
>watched the entire thing
SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK WAS THAT INTRO FROM?
Given the Umbrella logo, is it some ad for a new Resident evil movie?

>>59835461
You don't think the communist nigger jew dictator of the united states couldn't have a transvestite boyfriend as well? The bulge, what do you think that is? And then the video, and then there happens to be 0 pregnant pictures of his wife?

>>59834565
Just the obvious shoop, not discrediting his families many atrocities against mankind or even his ties to the money powers

>>59808372
Was pissing myself laughing at work watching this video on my phone.

>>59836073
I believe the picture is real because of the other posts and what you said. What about the wailing wall picture? And all of the others of course, do you not believe he's a crypto-jew besides that picture?

>>59835630
>You don't think the communist nigger jew dictator of the united states couldn't have a transvestite boyfriend as well?
Of course it could be, but since it's an unlikely thing, I'm not just going to believe it without proof.

>The bulge, what do you think that is? And then the video
There are far more likely options, such as a cable, a zipper, or it being a bespoke pair of pants (bespoke clothes often tend to have unusual "bends" that are rare factory clothes), a pad, or something else that I'm not thinking of.
All this is IMO more likely than a conspiracy to hide a tranny wife, that also includes two daughters that look like her.

>there happens to be 0 pregnant pictures of his wife
Aren't her daughters older than 8 years?
Doesn't this mean that the last time she would have been pregnant was many years before she became famous?
How can you know that there aren't private photos of her being pregnant (since they certainly wouldn't have been shot by the media or paparazzi)?

I apologise if I got some verbs wrong.

>>59836280
Not sure about he wailing wall picture I Kay not have ever seen it, but this one just doesn't feel legit to me. Even using tineye, there are 41 results with 36 of them being this image or slightly smaller/bigger. Earliest is 2008 from a site which no longer exists, and the others that assume it is real are mostly wordpress blogs or foreign (read: not American) blogs as well. The best you get is texe marrs website, veterans today, and watcher files. I am a conspiracy analyst and I do believe there is a semblance of credence to what you infer, I just don't think this "photo" makes the case.
But I could be wrong, it's definitely not out of the realm of possibility by any stretch, do you have any more info about this image? Like who took it? When?

>>59836871
Sorry I'm on mobile and fucking my auto correct up, which is also why I haven't thrown it into gimp myself

>>59831910
RARE
A
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>>59816378
he wasnt born on us soil

>>59837162
Says fucking puerto rico

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>>59836905
So this exists, and the reverse search is 200+.

>>59837499
Looks like a binder was the original, still searching

>>59836871
Nope, I don't know. The websites it brings up on google reverse image search are obscure, but I found this:
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2002/04/the_bushes_and_the_jews.html
I think the photo is legitimate, this isn't very strong evidence but I think it's legitimate.

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>Michael Obama= Male
>Barack Obama= Female

It fits perfectly

>>59814547
Sometimes I forget how long I've been dating for, totally possible.

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>ITT people who have never seen a women dance with zipper pants on.

>>59828177
i don't know what it is about this picture but he looks pasted in. The ring around his fro makes him look fake.

>>59828240
are there any adolescent pictures of him? There's only that young toddler barack, who could be anyone really and then boom it's adult college age barack. Where's the pictures of impressionable 10 year old muslim kid?

>>59840331
> POO

>>59840702
They both look pasted in.

>>59840702
Well, that is his mother. She wouldn't be carrying around just any negro baby.

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Holy shit

>>59838294
http://100777.com/node/1514

This is the only thing I've found, the commenter at the bottom gave a possible lead, but even scouring the ap's archives myself I still can't find the original, although the guys conclusion of the image is shared with me. White binder shopped with dummies, then reshopped with talmud.

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>>59841261
Just for reference, see how the colors under his wrist don't change?

>>59812359
She already looked like she was on the verge of dying anyways...

>>59814547
So if the CIA gave Obama a fake wife, why did they make her transgender? This is so confusing.

>>59841755
to fuck with your head.

is it working?

>>59814547
This gets way too tin foil hat-ish at 50:30
>They have to keep inventing maladies to explain why people keep on freaking out. They're freaking out because they're being terrorized systemically by ...

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Is it possible, that maybe, just maybe, America became this transgenderly niggerloving brown people cum recipient in the past 8 years because it's president looks like a fag? And his woman looks like a pre-op baboon?

>>59841350
Yeah, his finger gets smaller on the talmud image, which must be bad cropping. Also, it looks weird on the top left with the talmud image.

Oh, I meant I think the wailing wall image is legitimate. Anyway, he's still a crypto-jew.

>>59834936
Nobody ever said is was a 'normal' thing. Intelligent Americans already know Obama is an abnormal thing. We're simply suggesting his 'wife Michael' might be even more abnormal than he is.

I mean, it does have a dick.

>>59842170
Concerning the wailing wall image, I have to agree. There is no reason to believe that image is a fake

>>59835630
I fucking like you, anon.

Italy can go fuck. We Ameribros know what's up;.

>>59842531
>Nobody ever said is was a 'normal' thing.
You implied it by saying that I will bring home a tranny one day, and by saying that the fact that 50% of humand have dicks means that it's likely that she has a penis (and the only way to make a bit of sense fo your argument, is by implying that there are a lot of trannies and it's a group large enough to make it a probable thing).

>Intelligent Americans already know Obama is an abnormal thing.
What do you mean exactly?

>We're simply suggesting his 'wife Michael' might be even more abnormal than he is.
And that sugestion needs proof because it's suggesting something that is not only bizarre, but statistically very unlikely.
I won't be able to believe it until I have proof, and you're pretending to not understand this simple concept.

>>59815718
Legitimately made me feel like I was being brainwashed tbqh

>>59817541
One gf has emerged. She had a big vanity fair article but I can't remember her name. She talked about how he acted white but later moved to Chicago to get in touch with his black side

>>59814374
Based

>>59842758
I stated 50% of all humans have a dick. This is fact.

Now you may read into that what you will, but please understand there is no longer a 100% correlation between dress and biological sex in the USA. Hence the expression 'trap'. And hence my advice that you may actually be talking to a dude when it comes time to get busy one day.

But from your posts it doesn't sound like you'll ever get laid, so nevermind.

Michelle Obama is a beautiful empowered black woman, exactly as the media has told you.

>>59843099
And 3 boyfreinds

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2807664/posts

>>59836282
>Doesn't this mean that the last time she would have been pregnant was many years before she became famous?

Still,there would be some family photos around

>>59843150
LOL
OLO
LOL

Dude, You're not even arguing with me anymore, as everything you're saying is a strawman.
You're transparent as fuck. I have zero doubt about the fact that you're trying to troll me.
Are you seriously having so much fun doing this, that you prefer it to literally anything else?

Anyway...
>I stated 50% of all humans have a dick. This is fact.
>Now you may read into that what you will, but please understand there is no longer a 100% correlation between dress and biological sex in the USA. Hence the expression 'trap'. And hence my advice that you may actually be talking to a dude when it comes time to get busy one day.
I don't doub that. I'm saying that your use of this information is stupid because it makes it seem like there is a 50/50 chance of her having a penis.
In reality, her alleged transsexuality would put her in a group of people that looks female but has a penis, and therefore, would only be part of a group that makes less than 1% of that 50% of penis-having humans, which is the group of MtF transgenders.

Do you understand why using the "half humans have penises, so it's likely that she has one" makes no sense?

>But from your posts it doesn't sound like you'll ever get laid, so nevermind.
That's not related, and also, I'm not 8 anymore.. ad-hominems don't work anymore.

>Michelle Obama is a beautiful empowered black woman, exactly as the media has told you.
Where did I say that?
I actually said she looks masculine, and that's not unlikely for black women.

>>59843801
Yes, and that's why I talked about them being private photos. I mean, how can we know that there aren't any, and that they're just not public?
Maybe she's just self-conscious about how she looks like shit normally, and even worse pregnant, lol.

>>59812359
If Michelle is already killing people, can we expect a presidential run from her in the future? George Soros final last ditch effort to ruin America before he dies. First tranny president.

>>59812359
yeah, Joan Rivers was killed for saying this on tv...check it out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdeq206ZjA4

>>59808372
>that entire video
I imagine that's what it is like inside a schizophrenic's mind.

>>59843905
You will learn in time.

Notice you don't find any American's arguing with as vehemently. Protop: it's because they already know. They know, whether they can bring themselves to say it out loud or not.

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>>59845940
What will I learn?
That trannies are common?

>>59808938
The younger one doesn't loom like him

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>>59830863
>3DPD

>>59846008
Why don't you take a moment to observe all the American posters who are arguing with me.

That's right; It's fucking crickets. And that's because every single American knows there's something shady as fuck about Obama. Maybe he's not a Muslim. Maybe he's not a commie. Maybe he's not a gay. Maybe Michelle's not really a tranny.

But that motherfucker is hiding something big. BIG. And every single American can feel it in their spine. Even black Americans have caught on to it.

For Michele to be a tranny would be the least concerning of all possibilities at this point.

>>59846008
Is that fucking Viper with a shoe on his head

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>>59833098
>>59832838


for someone with a deviated septum, if i got rhinoplasty, would my nose change shape?

my nose is kind of like this >>59832591

>>59846402
>Why don't you take a moment to observe all the American posters who are arguing with me.
>That's right; It's fucking crickets.
That's right; It's fucking crickets. And that's because every single American knows there's something shady as fuck about Obama. Maybe he's not a Muslim. Maybe he's not a commie. Maybe he's not a gay. Maybe Michelle's not really a tranny.
Maybe nobody cares?
How did you come to te conclusion that Americans aren't saying anything because they "know"?

>But that motherfucker is hiding something big. BIG. And every single American can feel it in their spine. Even black Americans have caught on to it.
It doesn't really look like a widespread theory.

>For Michele to be a tranny would be the least concerning of all possibilities at this point.
Do you have any detail to talk about, or your'e just being vague because you're just pretending to be a tin foil hatter?

>>59846440
Apparently, yes.

>>59846568
Done with you. You're either shilling or dumb.

Read the thread,

Michelle's a tyanny. Deal with it.

>>59846402
They kept polio fdr a secret from the world...

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>>59847164
Lol, still no proof. Only a couple of bulges that could literally be anything.

Come one man... You can do better than this.

>>59847251
No pregnant photo, not a single fucking one is proof enough for me, desu senpai desu kek, baka.

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Bumping for extremely interesting and spoopy thread
>mfw some of this shit actually partially makes sense

>>59847626
She was pregnant long before being famous, so if there are photos, they are private (meaning not shot by media/paparazzi/fans), and it's not that weird that they're keeping them for themselves.

Also, why would they release some old photo of her being pregnant?

And even if there were actually no pictures at all, it doesn't mean it never happened... Just that there aren't pictures.

For example, I don't think I've ever seen a picture of my mom being pregnant of me or my brother. Some people just don't take pictures of that.

Also, even if you ignore all the previous points, that doesn't literally prove anything, but only SUGGESTS that there might be something.
It's not a proof, but merely a clue.

>>59847845
Go to bed, Michelle's proxy.

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>>59847877
Nice argument Hans.

>>59847918
Pretty weak counter argument,Marcello.

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>>59847980
My arguments were in the post you were replying to with a stupid answer.

What do you expect me to do? Provide proof that I'm not Michelle Obama posting with a proxy?

>>59848078
>What do you expect me to do? Provide proof that I'm not Michelle Obama posting with a proxy?
Which you can't do because it's true. Post hoc ergo propter hoc

>she has a dick .jpg

>>59848189
You're the one saying that I'm her, so the burden of proof lies on you.

But you're right. I won't provide proof of not being Michelle Obama, and you're free to believe the very likely hypothesis of the FLOTUS being on 4chan (on /pol/ of all boards) shitposting for 9 hours straight from an Italian proxy.

The thread will 404 soon, so Auf wiedersehen Hans.

>>59808372
I didn't watch all of the video. Does she grab her dick while jiving?

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>>59848381
Obligatory.

>>59847649
woah, I could really hear that gif in my head

>>59821992
Whose that qt cameragirl?