SAM HYDE DICK-SUCKING THREAD NO 5

>>55435594
dude we get it, you really don't like this guy

>>55435640

Why all the shilling for him all of a sudden?

>>55435640
Well, I dunno. I havent made my mind up yet.
Maybe if he gets more exposure on /pol/ I will have enough nformation to form an opinion.
I mean, five threads in 2 hours for doing something rilly important like jumping two days too late onto a bandwagon that was already rolling and making the dumbest, most obvious retard-level prank-jokes about it - it doesn't seem quite fair, does it?
More Sam NOW!

those threads are probably not all hyde samefagging, but he's obviously the one bumping them. i saw one on /tv/ getting bumped for 2 days.

>>55435705
The tiny bit of incipient media fame he looked like he was finally going to get has gone to his head and he is throwing every bit of energy he has into reaching escape velocity and becoming Adam Sandler.
Come on guise. Give him a hand and TALK about him more.
We don't want him to end up as the Aylan Kurdi of the narcissistically attention-addicted Internet generation.

>>55435594
Your accent really turns me on.

>>55435594
Why are there so many shill threads for this guy, is it because he's getting a new adult swim show?

sous ma peep france

>>55435962
They better name the show Edgelord

>>55435594
He's ugly as shit on purpose and he's a fucking retard on top of being extremely unfunny.
He had his use when humor on the right was scarce, but now that better men have stepped up to the plate, he's useless.

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>>55435594

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>>55437723

>>55437708
>>55437723
>sam isn't beta and fucks lots of girls
Oy vey how horrible!

>>55437762
k.

>>55435594

All I kknow about him is he tried to "troll" bronys into giving him their money with a fake kickstarter, but /mlp/ called him out, and the whole project failed horrible, resulting in him screaming I STIIL WON I STILL WON, FUCK I NEEDED THAT MONEY, I MEAN I DIDNT

Hes rather cringey

SAM HYDE

YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH

SOMEONE WILL PROBABLY GO TO ONE OF YOUR SHOWS AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU PRETTY SOON

YOU THINK YOU CAN REPRESENT /POL/?

YOU'RE GOING TO BE SMACKED THE FUCK DOWN BY REAL MEN

>>55435594
You just did.

What happened to pol? you're all a bunch of massive faggots now. No enemies on the right. This is pointless though since 4ch pol is 90% jidf, shills and disinfo, but you guys make me sick shitting on someone who actually had the guts to stand up for some of the causes you all believe in through comedy. Just keep being contrarian though and keep taking jew dicks in your butt

>>55437860
The reason you know only this side is because you're a brony, you faggot

this french guy probably goes to bed thinkin about sam hyde and has imaginary arguments with sam hyde in his head

>>55438054
>4ch

Lol

What did Sam Hyde do?
Why is everyone on /pol/ talking about him?

>>55437708
This is fucking funny.

Best line:
>Why do you assume I am just 'hopping on celeb dick' and not that I am just pursuing the people I am attracted to?

>>55435705

Seemed like someone wanted to throw his name in for a joke, kid. Clam down and have a nice refreshing glass water.

>>55438215
https://twitter.com/TVUMedia/status/664336098525483008

personally, i always thought there was an unfortunate dearth of comedians just like Andy Kaufman in terms of edginess, who felt that including some actual talent would detract from their routine.

for this reason, i'm a huge fan of sam hyde, and i think he should post many more self-promoting threads on /pol/ in order to get the word out that somebody even more retarded and unfunny than Adam Sandler has entered the comedy arena.

>>55435705
He was on the Gavin McInnes show, and /pol/ sucks Gavin's dick so now they're sucking Sam's dick too.

He's pretty funny actually, some of his stuff is obnoxious but his Ted talk was great.

>>55439848
Absolutely. Because I believe the word is getting around that IT'S 2015 GUYS which must mean IT'S POST-MODERNITY ALREADY, so it must be about time for Malcolm MacLaren, the manager of the Sex Pistols, to turn out to have gotten it right about a band that can't play its instruments being better than one that can.
But even if that makes Sam Hyde the Sid Vicious de nos jours, I have to confess to a lingering affection for the John Lydons and even - sit venia verbo! - the Glen Matlocks of comedy who could "BTFO the SJWS" by some other means than farting in their faces and then starting to whine like a bitch and scream "martyr to the truth!" when they walk off and get a Starbucks.
Just as a point of comparison here, there are still a few comics who can do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS1Y5-lUPqY

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>>55437708
>while he was dating Ashley
>I don't know if they were "dating"
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My Ashley
She's mine
All mine
I hope you get shot and raped by niggers out there you deserve it

>>55437885
Good luck, he's like 6'5 or some shit and does mma.

>>55440575
God, these ass-slurpers really do have no dignity at all, do they?
They'll even crawl into a thread devoted specifically to mocking this cowardly talentless greedy self-promoting prick and start shilling for their Web Daddy here!
Their subservience to this narcissistic turd is so complete that they proudly accept the role of cocksucker that this thread assigns to them.

>>55440950
There are levels of irony going on here that you simply can't understand.

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>>55441003
Kid, this "u jus doan GEDDIT" shit has been a bolt-hole for morons on the Internet since Boxxy was in diapers and if it hadn't been done to death already then its desperate over-use by Sam Hyde's shills to try to make it look like their hero is doing something "deep and meaningful" would have killed it.

There is no irony in what Sam Hyde does. There is no irony in his little fanboys' gleeful, incontinent applause for it. It really is just a case of a stupid, mentally ill narcissist becoming an adored and adulated Daddy substitute for a bunch of lost, pathetic individuals whose own Daddies were approximately as fucked-up, dim-witted and pathologically self-obsessed as this talentless clown is (unfortunately, given the state of our society, a group that is potentially far from small).

>>55440950
You're a fucking yuropoor it's not like you'll ever see him anyway so calm down. You lost this one bruh! You lost this one bruh!

>>55441600
>something ironic needs to be deep and meaningful

You're looking in to this way too hard. He acts like a retard cos its funny. He makes it hard to pick up because its even funnier only half the people watching know its a joke, because watching something cringe inducing is funny (hence the TED talk vid went viral).

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>>55435705
>shilling

People actually like him here you dumb fuck

>>55441880
>its funny XD

No, it's not.

Sam Hyde is a fucking sperglord unfunny faggot.

Perhaps the spergiest, most unfunny faggot to ever live.

Only other sperglord, retard faggots think of him as anything other than a cringey talentless moron.

Also, he's making fun of us. He is literally a shill that is making a parody of white men because he is actually a self-hating undercover SocJus Warrior.

Watch anything he does on camera from the perspective of looking at him as a counter-/pol/intelpro shill.

And his little buddy Weev is doing the exact same thing

>>55442064
This

>>55442064
>its okay when he makes fun of SJW
>Grrrr he made fun of natsoc fatasses what an unfunny faggot stop shilling sam hyde faggot loser

He's just trying to annoy you and obviously doing a really good job literally lmaoing here

>>55442342
>He's just trying to annoy you and obviously doing a really good job literally lmaoing here

He is the enemy of /pol/

One day something really bad will probably happen to him at one of his stand ups

>>55442422
>arrrrggh he's the enemy of my online forum could I be any more of a caremad faggot

>>55442504
hey sam? how ya doing? you do know that grown ups don't think you are funny? that is because youve rarely if ever been hired by a grown up to do anything.

keep trying to shill your pedo antics to sophomoric children. they are the only ones willing to spend their parents disposable income on you.

what a beautiful life you must have

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>>55442064
https://www.youtube.com/embed/IyE78eyFRa8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdNAhlqnxA0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFaG_7RySI

Last night was so fucking funny, thank you /pol/ for making my night.

>>55440575
he got knocked out by a woman at one of his sets last night. check his fb. for real

>>55442578
UK flag m8

man you really care that much that someone has different taste tin comedy than you? smdh

>>55442832
no one cares enough to check. nice try though Sam ;)

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>>55437708
>>55437723
>>55437752
I will never believe shit like this.

Sam had me (and 95% of /k/) fooled with parkourdude for fucking years. I bet he organized this whole shit for lulz, its simply too good of a narrative (also sam is a fat, short, greasy, creepy fuck, you really think he can get that much pussy?)

>>55441768
OK....Let me think about this....Because obviously there are levels of irony going on here that I simply cannot understand.

I think we can logically exclude ab initio the possibility that this kid REALLY DOES THINK I'm French

Because that would mean that we'd be dealing here with someone who has absolutely no conception of what a French person writing English would actually look like - and that could only happen on some sort of anonymous Internet image board where any random know-nothing 13-year-old highschooler from Boise Idaho could wander in and start shilling for his newfound Daddy-substitute hero without any regard to how much of a retard he comes across as.

This must be some sort of super-subtle Sam-Hyde-lel post-modern ironical HUMOR going on here then. The kid is posting like there are people in the world who are too fucking dumb and ignorant to deal with what a post actually SAYS and can only respond by looking up the flag next to the post and dribbling out a few matching infantile insults like "frogface", "kraut" and "yuropoor". Oh MY GOD! I GET IT NOW! It's just like a Sam Hyde stand-up! HE'S ACTING LIKE HE'S RETARDED! And that is just so fucking BASED AND SUBVERSIVE! Cos it subverts...um...it like SUBVERTS....um....can somebody remind me what it subverts again?

>>55442902
getting pussy hinges entirely on personality, and when you target younger damaged girls like Sam does with the personality he has, he can pull a lot of women.

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>>55442930
Now this is podracing.

>>55442930
Are you okay, mate?

>>55439912
>/pol/ sucks Gavin's dick so now they're sucking Sam's dick too.
I think you've mistaken marketing spam for /pol/ actually liking something.

>>55442930
give it a rest mate, everyone's laughing at you

>>55443124
Which, at least, is a lot more than can be said for Sam Hyde.

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>>55443195
*swish*

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>>55437752
Hmmm do you think it might be possible females and the mentally ill make this shit up?

>>55442974
You're also forgetting that Sam is le rusemaster and creates multiple year long detailed pranks.

He had /k/ fooled for 3 years with Parkourdude91. Sam asked his friend one day to act like an autistic manchild named Jace Conners and the fucker did it for 3 years, he crashed a car, lived out in the woods, staged a fight, and got a fucking felony and did an incredible amount of drugs. They would have kept the whole operation going on until that feminist faggot Wu came into the picture and he couldn't resist taking him (it?) down.

A bunch of women all of a sudden coming out about how Sam has a "nice dick" and is alpha as fuck sounds like the set up to one his rusemasterings, and not something real.

Sam and the boys are going to be in NYC soon for stand up and screening of unreleased shit. What should I ask them?

>>55442902
Sam Hyde is 6'5"

>>55443584
Why this speculative tone of "sounds like" etc.?

What I was hoping for from this thread was some first-hand, direct-voice testimony from you guys about how his dick actually feels in your throats. Does he cradle you gently in his arms for a while after he's buttfucked you, or just move on immediately to the next pathetic little love- and attention-needy fanboy?

Come on guise, this is a thread made fresh and speshul for you Sam Hyde cocksuckers to tell it like it is.

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>>55443855
Jesus christ, lay off the estrogen France. Not everything is about sucking cocks, maybe you should take your daily dose of lithium instead of shooting up with female growth hormones, its making you all bitchy and moody.

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>>55444099
Just admit this is you posting Sam

is it true this is a tranny?

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>>55435594
Sam is based. Gtfo shills
He is an idiot but he is still based for me