Who is the greatest american of all time?

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>>53705538

>>53705538
>YFW the pabst lose to the clots

>>53705538
Scruffy Jenner, brave transpecial athlete

Barack Obama.
Disclaimer: this is a post of fiction.

>>53705538

Probably Arnold.

>Immigrant but white so it's cool
>Independent millionaire via construction business by age 22
>Greatest body builder to every live throughout 20s
>Becomes greatest action hero to ever live.
>Marries into the Kennedy family
>Becomes Governor of most populous state in the union
>Bangs his ugly maid cause he doesn't give a fuck
>Continues to make action movies after leaving office

His life is basically like Forrest Gump. Dude can't lose.

>>53705538
Benjamin Netanyahu

>>53705538
>>53704816 (OP)
Oh hai, Portugal! Why u do this?

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>>53704816

Oh wait, what am I saying? You're not here any more, you're already starting your next greatest slide thread.

>>53706128
B-but Stallone would still beat his ass.

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This guy or JFK

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>>53705538

bobby fischer