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WINTER-CHAN IS DOING HER JOB

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>Lake Toba Supervolcano On High Alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=crkMnCUEo3A

>if Lake Toba Supervolcano errupts it will cause the coldest international Winter for 8 years straight.which resulted in a drop of the global mean surface temperature by 3–5 °C and accelerated the transition from warm to cold temperatures of the last glacial cycle. Evidence from Greenland ice cores indicates a 1,000-year period of low and increased dust deposition immediately following the eruption. The eruption may have caused this 1,000-year period of cooler temperatures (stadial), two centuries of which could be accounted for by the persistence of the Toba stratospheric loading.

in combination with this:

>Europe facing coldest winter yet
http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/604619/Long-range-weather-forecast-Britain-cold-winter-2015-arctic-snow-freeze

where were you when /pol/ chanted the coldest winter mankind ever faced?
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in b4 ballfags/shills try divert the magic by calling everyone autists for believing in winter-chan
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ah, that's right.
Most of those muslims doesnt even know what winter is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lrS_WaQh1M
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>>53497944
this a factor that needs to take in considertion !
forgot to mention
what will they do?
they insta freeze to death coz threy dont know what cold is lol
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WINTER CHAN LET IT SNOW WINTER CHAN GROW
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kjuyKRf7cg
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>>53498007
so, are you ready for wintercaust then?
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literally not a big deal

at all

I have like 10 chords of wood
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHM74p_QcTM
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>>53498087
yes ofc
in germany is always bad weather even in summer so im rdy anyway
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Q7TlcXLJ0
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>>53498131
somehow i'm happy for you.
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>>53498212
well are you rdy for the coldest winter ?
why am i asking lol slavs have cold in their blood
they can resist - 40 C naked lol
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So is this going to be like Ebola Chan where we hype it and circlejerk for a few months then nothing happens?
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let it snow
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>>53498330
if u read my thread u would know that its gonna happen but ok amerifag always sceptic
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>>53498250
actually, weather in poland is pretty similar to this one in germany. so we doesn't have extreme russian winters, or syrian hot sun.
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>>53498453
yeah ur right but still :D
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>>53498330

Tbh it was a small miracle that we didn't ackshually have an Ebola happening.

The CDC let their affected employees just stroll around in NYC.

>Ey cracka, you don't look so good heheh, gibsmedat wallet

>*blood gets all over Tyrone*
>*Tyrone gets shanked by Jayqwon*
>*Jayqwon is Lateesha's sugar daddy*
>*Jayqwon infects Lateesha*
>*Lateesha infects Deshawn and krew*
>*Dying niggers chimpout and riot*
>*Blood-filled shit and vomit everywhere*
>*It's too late*
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LET

IT

SNOW
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Super-volcano alarmism is a waste of time.

You should be more worried about the state of the gulf stream and the Atlantic cold blob. Have fun freezing your dick off while Canada has the last laugh.
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I hope the world market crashes along with the winter, due to frozen trade routes and other winter annoyances. It would make my happening boner crash through the roof.
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>>53498824
yeah, I find it kind of weird that I want the apocalypse to happen in my life time.
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>>53497812
>Experts fear a repeat of the worst winter in history which saw temperatures plunge to near -20C in January 1963 causing the sea to freeze off the Kent coast.
>Emergency services have been warned to prepare for a repeat of the devastating 1962/63 winter which saw rivers and lakes freeze over across Britain.
>That went on to be the coldest month since January 1814, with an average temperature of −2.1C.
Rivers and lake frozen? -2C average temp? -20C peak?

How the fuck is that a harsh winter? How's that even fucking winter at all?
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>>53498913
What do people like me have to fear though? If I get killed, then I won't worry about anything. If i survive, I can rely on the skills I've learned on 4chan to keep me safe. /fit/ has made me strong and improved my stamina, /out/ and /k/ have taught me a bevy of survival techniques. Things might be tough, but I'm actually pretty confident that I could survive and thrive in a innawoods scenario. I'll be able to continue loving and shape the new world to my liking.
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>>53499223
*Living. Not loving. Though I'll be doing a lot of that with whatever women are left over
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>>53499662
holy shit you ahve th archive of it ?
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>>53498913
It's a pretty common trait, all the abrahamic religions set up the apocalypse as the point of release from this world and into heaven (for their followers of course).

The end of the world is basically the best thing that can happen for so one who believes they will go to an eternal paradise afterwards.
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>>53499203
>-20c

I took a snow bath at -42c.

I can't wait for winter to come ;-;
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>>53499662
Oh shit anon.
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>>53499662
jesus christ...
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>>53498706
lol
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>>53500175
>>53499662
lol i had goosebumps of this
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>>53499662
You guys don't know the half of what is going on in the upper realms.
Humanity's consciousness is resonating for saviors and destroyers.

The God Children will wake by Winter's End.
Humanity shall meet with its brethren, not in the stars but beyond the void.
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>>53497812
Reality imitating memes.

God bless you winter-chan.
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yo minor mimir here

just using an american proxy

you guys are fucking idiots but keep going there's tons more cool shit down here for you

Rattlefully yours, a mimir
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GOOD LUCK WINTER-CHAN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiRTl-R_Mtk
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>muh global warming!
>Toba says fuck you and makes global freezing
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>53500414
we all do <3
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>>53500391
>atmospheric warming means consistently warmer temperature

Australian education system. Why haven't we annexed you yet, younger brother?
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>>53500157
2spooky4me
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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>>53500598
Very amusing friend.

However, please be aware that despite what you want to believe or not, Lady Death reigns supreme.
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Thank you, based Winter-chan!
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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It was like 100 degrees yesterday in california

A drop in temperature would be nice
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>If this volcano erupts (...)

Do you realize that a lot of shit could happen if MANY volcanoes around the world erupted? Thing is, most of them most likely won't in this millennium.
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW!
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>>53499662
What this chill I just felt.
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>>53499203
Mate it's going to freeze the Gulf stream. If you knew anything at all about Northern European climate you'd be shitting yourself over this.
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THANK YOU WINTER CHAN WE BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>53500326
Care to elaborate further?
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW!
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>>53497812
LET IT SNOW
E
T

I
T

S
N
O
W
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When will we have another mass ritual?
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>>53500992
lets have it now gogo
someone make a ritual thread to preach for winter chan
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LET IT SNOW!
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LET IT SNOW
FFS I'm in shorts here, we need a massive cool front
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LET IT SNOW
ET IT SNOW
T IT SNOW

IT SNOW
T SNOW

SNOW
NOW
OW
W
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LET IT SNOW!

Free vodka for the refugees ;^)
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>>53498120
Thanks for this
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>>53500853
>reading about the goddess of cold
>get a chill
Gee, I wonder...

It's all real, anon. It always has been.
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There has literally been 1 article on toba erupting this year, the most recent after that I can find was in 2013.

Its not happening
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>tfw its predicted to be a warm winter here in montana
Fuck everything.
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>>53501362
they are silenced

its gonna happen soon my friend.
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>>53497812
Is winterchan an off shoot of that Disney frozen movie?
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>>53501504
look this pic --- > >>53499662
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/pol/ is a christian board. What you are doing is paganism. Don't lead people away from god you degenerate pieces of shit.

You think you won't have to fucking answer for this bullshit? Your faggot little special snowflake ghosts are nothing to Jesus you retarded fedoras.
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>>53501644
ok dont bother write on this thread then
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>>53497812
>tfw i can't deal with heat but incredibly resistant to cold
being pale as fuck is finally paying off
thanks genetics
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>>53500598
Where did "The order of the frozen ash" come from?

I'm sure it's referring to the tree but volcanoes also create ash.

>captcha is identifying trees

LET IT SNOW!
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>be a few months back
>joke that winter will drive out the immigrants because it will be too cold
>leave 4chin for awhile

>come back to pol
>see this thread

top bants
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>love the heat
>love the cold
>only troublesome part is the in-between when it's too cold at night for windbreaker yet too nice during day for winter coat
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meanwhile
>tfw El Nino is coming back into effect here and the driest and hottest summer expected in Australia this year

summer is better than winter tho but that's only cause I'm Australian and temperatures below 25C are freezing to be me
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>>53501644
look mom, it's an angry leaf
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW!
E
T

I
T

S
N
O
W
!
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW!
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I thought winter-chan was banished to >>>/x/ ?
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>>53497812
Come Nastrond.

Come Nifelheim.
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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>>53502037
when? lol
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>>53497812
I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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LET
IT
GET
CHILLY
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>>53497812
Reminder that the last time Toba erupted 60,000 years ago, humans almost went extinct.

The Toba catastrophe theory suggests that a bottleneck of the human population occurred about 70,000 years ago, reducing the total human population to around 15,000 individuals when Toba erupted and triggered a major environmental change, including a volcanic winter.[47] The theory is based on geological evidence for sudden climate change at that time and for coalescence of some genes (including mitochondrial DNA, Y-chromosome and some nuclear genes)[48] as well as the relatively low level of genetic variation among present-day humans.[47] For example, according to one hypothesis, human mitochondrial DNA (which is maternally inherited) and Y chromosome DNA (paternally inherited) coalesce at around 140,000 and 60,000 years ago, respectively
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>>53502149
Like two weeks ago.

http://boards.4chan.org/x/winter
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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>>53497812

HELLVINTR

LET IT SNOW
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>>53500598

LET IT SNOW
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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|>|<|
LET IT SNOW
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>>53500598
Let it snow!
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>>53501644
Such blasphemy. Jesus is not God. Jesus is the Son of God.
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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>>53500157
>>53499662

JUST
FREEZE
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>>53500598
"LET IT SNOW"
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LET IT SNOW
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>>53500598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE
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>>53502664
>Implying the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit are not all God

Don't try to understand our religion mudslime
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>>53497812
Literally the only evidence of a volcano erupting is a youtube video of a recording of a screen with an e-mail with the senders name blacked out. welp, You've convinced me.
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>>53500598
let it snow
also rate my work, /pol/
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>>53497924
>in b4 ballfags/shills try divert the magic by calling everyone autists for believing in winter-chan

Guys we had no reason to believe in winter chan, there was no evidence. She started as a meme. We found a study that showed niggers dying from lack of sunlight in northern nations during the winter and created her.

We memed her before any of this happened. Guys, this is meme magic at work again.
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>>53502993
If that's a meme then how come cats wich /b/ loves still get killed by niggers? and just because you like something like baneposting believing in it doesn't make it a reality, maybe in your head it does, but not in objective fact.
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>>53499662
>>53499779
>>53500157
>>53500175
>>53500598
>>53502993
>tfw it's not just meme magic anymore
>tfw we are awakening an old god

Guys what the fuck, did we really accidentally name them the EXACT fucking name as what they really fucking are? And made them sister's just like they really fucking are?!!!
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>>53502974
its beautiful
keep at it anon if its yours
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>>53503136
niggers hating cats, and cats as an easy target for a psychopath to displace agression onto, are both memes.
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>>53499203
Here we go
The fucking nordics and their humble brag about how harsh their winters are

You should realize how much colder you are gonna be if even the UK gets to those temperature.
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>>53503140
everything going as planned.
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>>53503179
thank you germoney, will do.
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>>53503136
because we need cohesive thought, we need everyone to agree. /b/ is the random board, it's too chaotic to have collective thought.

This shit sounds exactly like collective prayer and worship. I mean we even see winter chan and say the same fucking thing like they do in worship, all in unison

I mean holy fuck look at what /int/ did with bane posting pic related

Guys are we really fucking summoning a winter nordic god? Guys I think we are memeing too hard
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW!
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>>53503140
>he doesn't know /pol/ has a collection of old god worshipping wizards running the whole damn show
anon this was planned, did you not know nazis were the most potent sorcerers of the modern century?
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>>53503140
if /pol/ cant predict the happening
we just make the happening
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>>53503140
>>53503136
>>53502993

Meme magic is real and has been real for all of eternity. Reality is only the perception of the human collective thought consciousness. When enough people direct enough thought towards an idea, they often manifest. /pol/ is the propagator of its own demise. Religions and governments have been doing this forever. Honestly, normally the collective thought is towards the "gotta get educated, gotta get a job, gotta make babies, gotta retire". It's code for humanity. What meme magic is...is you spergs are literally breaking reality.

It'll be interesting to watch.
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it's nice to know that the old gods never abandoned their people even if so many of the people forgot about them
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>>53503273
Isn't there a bigger version of this where they discover connections to the exact frames of the plane scene in TDKR?
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>>53500598
>The name Irpa may derive from the Old Norse term jarpr "dark brown"
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>>53502962
you're doing as much mind trick as those tumblr landwhales do, anon.
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>>53503140
Now we just need to attempt summon the almighty one, THOR!

However unlikely it is, thunder strikes are not that uncommon in winter, with the power of our board, i believe we can summon him in the right time when snow strikes down on the ground.

Summon Thor in the hopes that he will strike the refugee buildings housing tens of migrants.
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>>53503263
when i was younger i could draw too
but i gave up
worst decision ever made

>not turning something that makes u happy and have fun with into a job

just do it anon
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>>53503235
>2
>>53503345
>>53503353
>>53503369
>>53503418

>tfw baneposting rips the fabric of reality and brings down a plane called 4U 9525 in a town called Bains
>tfw we get our meme candidate to run for president
>tfw our meme magic winter-chan mixes with old nordic religion and we bring about the biggest winter in recent history

Guys I'm scared
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>>53500598
Everyone wants it to snow
We want the foreigners driven from our homelands. We want our white societies protected from these invaders and we intend to do it by summoning one of the harshest winters mankind has ever seen.

LET IT SNOW
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>>53500598
Let it snow!
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>>53503418

Based Thor, give us Winter Thunder
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>>53500598
Let It Snow!
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Daily reminder that it's not happening and it never will.

>http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-22355515
>/pol/ status: enriched
>#rekt
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>>53503353
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>>53503353
>is you spergs are literally breaking reality.

4chan's been doing that since the days of oldfags. It's pretty awesome.

LET IT SNOW
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>>53503418
>>53502993
>>53503136
>>53502664
hopefully everyone got in
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>>53501911
>temperatures below 25C are freezing to me

Jesus christ, I can't barely tolerate 25C.
Something wrong with you aussies

-10 to 15 is comfy.
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>>53503615
>http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-22355515

>3 years ago
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>>53498007
Mentioned this in a thread a few months ago. I was called a cuck and sent on my way
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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>jan 2016
>it's been a week since the happening
>fucking /pol/ summoned two winter demons and shit
>thanks to their weebshit visualizations of them we ended up with fucking kawaii anime winter demons
>mfw winter demons kill all degenerates
>mfw one lucky bastard will get on with these two goddesses
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>>>/x/16808259

>insignias
>rituals
>times to worship
GUYS /X/ IS MAKING IT INTO A RELIGION
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>>53503539

This is the secret cabals have kept for ages. Science of the mind has only scratched the surface of this shit and most of the studies have been shut down. 'we discovered' it and are not prepared for the power we've unraveled. All signs are pointing to it being real. That reality is averaged out by the common consciousness of humanity. I mean the psychonauts of history have been saying this forever. We are wielding a weapon that we aren't responsible enough to use properly and well... don't be scared. Just embrace it. We'll bring about our end and our beginning in a new reality. Our world is moving on.
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>>53497812
Good. Last winter was fucking brutal here it's Europe's turn now.
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This will be the reaction to snow by shitskins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvBK5jsBSVo
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>>53503539
>being scared of the fact /pol/ runs everything
you want a bigger mindfuck, keep in mind /pol/ is literally always right, everyone always acknowledges this and has since the days of /n/.
why is that i wonder?
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>>53497812
I live in North Dakota and our high today was 88. That's about 20 degrees above average here. I don't think she's made her way to the states yet.
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>>53500598

LET IT SNOW

LET IT SNOW

LET IT SNOW

THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAYS
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>>53497812
>the world will experience a mini ice age because a youtube video said so
What the fuck has happened to /pol/
reddit needs to leave
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>>53503785
let me remind you winter-chan was made ofr the purpose of killing all the shitskins in europe and the middle east.
were completely fucking fine while the lot of those fucks freeze to death.
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>>53503539
I just think that really powerful people lurk and everyone is just hiding their power level. anonymity and board culture rule.
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>>53500687
*Tips Menora*
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>>53503707
It's been a thing on /pol/ for a few weeks. Mods started to delete Winter-chan threads here and told us to go to /x/ with this.
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can you guys get me a gf after this?

no rush
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Huh? There's a website full of people summoning winter demons?

I'll smash that illusion of their's!
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>>53499203
I want to get an old Saab 96. It will be the only car still running this winter.
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lol im beginning to love this thread

>/pol/ making Memes real.
>remember /Pol/ is always right
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>>53503850
It's fucking impossible for them to predict this shit though! Super volcanoes stay dormant for thousands of fucking years

Seriously, we got one in America in Yellowstone park.
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>>53503890
>literally summoning gods and shit
>implying touma can do ass
do i need to remind you of NT9 anon?
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>>53503539
dont forget the thunder that hits the crane in mecca and killed shitskins

and ba´al
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>>53503764
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvBK5jsBSVo
>that guy at the end
>no.
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>>53503615
http://www.merdeka.com/peristiwa/uap-panas-keluar-dari-tanah-resahkan-warga-toba-samosir.html

>"Hot steam and smelling like gas coming out of the pores of the soil was feared to threaten the safety of people around, so we report them to the government," said one resident, Purasa Silalahi in Sitoluama, Saturday (30/5).

>Indeed, continued Purasa, since the last three weeks the temperature around the house is very hot, both day and night. In fact, ceramic floors of the house feels hot.

>Feeling suspicious of these conditions, he intends to break ground next to his house and found as deep as 50 centimeters shaped steam with a temperature of hot smoke emerged from the pit excavation. Due to fear of the conditions that made excavation, the hole covered immediately returned.

>"Hot steam and smells make us feel fear gas that can be burned, so that the findings are reported directly to the head of the local village," explains Purasa.

>Village Head Sitoluama, Moppo Old Pangaribuan said hot steam disturbing residents had been reported to the Department of Environment Toba Samosir.

>Admittedly, in the area of research is already been there 20 years ago and there are signs or stakes that in that area there is oil.

>"In the past there was a study in this area. But the results until now there is no certainty, and now suddenly appeared in the form of gas. We hope that relevant agencies can re-examining the sake of convenience of the public," said Mappo.

>Meanwhile, Head of the Environment Agency Toba Samosir, Parulian Siregar said it was continuing reports of citizens discovery on discovery of disturbing the hot steam.

>"We are trying to coordinate with the Department of Mines and Energy of North Sumatra as well as the relevant parties to know exactly vapor source, including handling solutions," said Parulian.

I think they're going to frack the fucking super volcano.
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>>53503957
oh my fucking god I forgot about that

we need to make a list

I almost feel like we need to test this. We need to invent the most unlikely fucking thing to fucking happen and meme the hell out of it to see if we can bring it about
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>>53502965

This, you fags almost had me hyped
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>>53503914
Maybe it's more of a declaration of what they are capable of. Spoopy military future tech. We even have smart bullets.
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>>53503984
>fracking a supervolcano
>experts see absofuckinglutely nothing wrong with this idea of accidentlying a supervolcano
well ok then, let it snow.
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>tfw Australian
Enjoy your winter. Bitch can't touch me in the realm of Dellingr.
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>>53503952
Excuse me? In the end he won, and even against Othinus, a Norse God.

A couple half-summoned winter demons should be a peace of cake.
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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>>53504009

>ebola chan was a success
>/pol/ shaping the world at its will


when we became this powerful?
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>>53504129
Void dragon is op. It's not even a competition.
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>>53504009
You can't force a meme, anon. If you'd been around 9 years ago you'd realize this.
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I'm hyped, give me some sweet winter related movies to watch, /pol/
Also LET IT SNOW!
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>>53500598
feels good being a snownigger, super tolerence to cold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-10fWHdpmks
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http://www.volcanodiscovery.com/sinabung/news/54858/Sinabung-volcano-Sumatra-Indonesia-activity-summary-21-28-Sep-2015.html

GUYS
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>>53504155
let me give you some history anon: /pol/ and its predecessor /new/ for the longest time has been NatSoc central for the internet. one of the biggest things nazi's are known for is occultist magic of the highest caliber.
/pol/ is literally following in the footsteps of its ancestors and causing mayham all across the planet.
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>>53504202
It's failure is a meme in itself
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>>53500598
Let it snow

>>53503140
Ebolachan failed us. Saving the white race now falls to Winterchan.
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>>53504273
are you saying we are the real jews?
or are we using this power to eliminate the jews? hahaha
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>>53504202
>9 years
im le oldfag too mods cant triforce ▲▲▲
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>>53503707
>>53503885
After they got cold feet with Ebolachan?
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>>53502993
You're summoning and worshiping demons ffs
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>>53504374
We could but later though, we need to kill the mudslimes first.
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>>53500598
On the off chance that we really are channeling some sort of meme magic, I want to be on the right side of history

LET IT SNOW
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>>53504415
they are nordic gods shitposter not demons

LET IT SNOW BABE
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>>53503418
We have thunder snows in Texas
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>>53504260
>>53504415
http://www.volcanodiscovery.com/sinabung-earthquakes.html
>tfw there was an earthquake yesterday

...guys are they waking up?
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>>53504377
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6XQ4UapZ6M
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>>53504374
take your pick, we are either nazis or jews, but its well known that both groups are stupid powerful occultism wise, one group literally wiped paganism off a large chunk of the planet while pissing everybody in history off and the other group very nearly succeeded in wiping the first group off the planet and required the entire known civilized world to hold it back.
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>>53504477
Same with here in Norway every few years, ive seen it occur when its -34 Celcius
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LET IT SNOW
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>>53497812
>these weeb faggots dont even worship Ba'al
smh if any snowstorm takes place its because of Ba'al not your poorly drawn cartoons tbh
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>>53503764
>noeh
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>>53504477
>Snow
>Texas

Nice meme
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>>53504531
i side with nazis

fucking jews they are promoting degerancy maybe with the same power? memeing or something idk
we need to stop them b4 the world gets destroyed
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>>53500598
Let it snow baby

last few winters have been weak piss
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>>53504561
>nigger cowfucker seriously thinks its walking faggot hamburger can do anything other then die and be eaten
you are shit and your god is shit, i literally eat your god all the damn time.
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>>53500598
Fuck it.

LET IT SNOW
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>>53504561
Why would we worship a fucking Kike God?
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>>53500598

LET IT SNOW
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>>53504627
>fucking jews they are promoting degerancy maybe with the same power? memeing or something idk

Mass marketing and media manipulation. It's basically the same thing just with doped up normies who can't stop watching TV.

They mostly use their magics to separate the goyim from their money.
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>>53503777
Those numbers don't lie. Happening soon, fellow /pol/acks.
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>>53504538
this is a lot of snow in Dallas

have you ever seen a real thunderstorm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABlrCHM9IhU
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>>53499662
L E T I T S N O W
E
T

I
T

S
N
O
W
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>>53497812

Good thing the email was faked, so none of this is actually going to happen.
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>>53504084
>mount toba erupts

was being buried under 9 meters of snow a part of your master plan?
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Wait so will this actually work? Like if you get a bunch of people to all think the same thing it will happen? So a 10 year winter is gonna happen because people are summoning Nordic Snow gods?
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>>53504723
Links to the wrong anon

Posts a car under sand

Video of Oklahoma... Nice try
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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>>53499662
So /pol/, we've helped to summon Baal and two Nordic frost giants

What's the next step in our master plan?
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>>53504791
sand?
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>>53499986
-20 is like spring over here, short and t shirt, bicycle
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WINTER IS COMING

LET IT SNOW
E
T

I
T

S
N
O
W
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>>53504780
yep

its happening

we cant stop this anymore
the nordic god are awakening
Winter is comming
get prepared
>>
>EXTRA EXTRA
>SNOW BANNED UNDER DIVERSITY WEATHER LAWS
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>>53504771
>>53504487
>>53504260
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>>53503273
>that pic
I'm still in shock
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>>53504649
get craned on, sandnigger weeb.
>>53504662
>believing jew lies
good goy
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>>53504723
Small hailballs tbh fam, ive seen bigger

I think Germany outshines us all, few years back they had regional wide emergency because of this, they went through the roofs of buildings like shells due to their size.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32736480
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>>53504821
>mount lel
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>>53497812
There is basically no one giving any shits about this so what gives?
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>>53504780
>So a 10 year winter is gonna happen because people are summoning Nordic Snow gods?

Yes.
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>>53504821
i believe the plan is to force fimbulvinter and then the ragnorok that happens afterwards.
the happening is upon us brothers, lets see it through to the end.
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>>53504864
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32736480
impressive
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>>53504463
>they are nordic gods
Your pagan idols are demons mate, there's no getting around that. They have power, but have nothing in the light of The might LORD God Yahweh. Repent, or The LORD will not save you, and the demons shall be your end.

Pslam 91:7-8
A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you.
You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked.
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>>53504919
Here's some snow in Norway aswell, forgot to link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM9QHnfDHdQ
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>>53504854

god damn that kid got fucking clobbered.
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>>53503657
>http://boards.4chan.org/x/winter
nah m8 25 - 35 is comfy

35+ is bliss
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>>53503353
I'm having a panic attack right now realizing youre absolutely right
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW!
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>>53497812
RAGNAROK
A
G
N
A
R
O
K
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>>53504821
#3 also happened mate
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>>53498330

Well, we'll probably find something that happened, call it a Happening, and congratulate ourselves for our effective sorcery, tbh fam.
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>>53504943
holy fuck

we get 3 inches in Dallas and the city shuts down
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>>53499268
rhough ill be knocking women out with a club and dragging them into my cave

>while everyone is running around screaming, I come out with a bat and knock people out to stockpile them and eat them
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>>53497812
I just hope you guys know what the winter-chan rune is derived from, otherwise you're going to have a really bad time if you do somehow manage to chant it up
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I hope you guys realize European governments will force its citizens to house refugees rather than let them freeze to death. Enjoy your cultural enrichment.
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>>53497812
here's another idea
they start freezing and they start raging jihad to get inside the warm houses, what you gon' do then?
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>>53505020
>I'm having a panic attack right now
Did you get lost on your way to tumblr?
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>>53503849
Yes but we have a Somali problem in Eastern ND and Minnesota.
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So when is this eruption and winter going to happen? Before the end of 2015?
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>>53504986
Ba'al doesnt fuck around.

hes literally the only god whos proven his existence to us.
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>>53499662
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>>53504931

God? Where was God when the Westfold fell? Where was God when our enemies closed in around us? Where was God — No, my Lord Anon, we are alone.
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>>53505173
lets take it one step at a time anon, especially if trump does end up in office, we arn't gonna need to worry bout shitskins, since hes probably gonna summarily execute them.
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>>53503984
>they fracked a super volcano

why the FUCK would you do this?!!!!
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>>53505259
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>>53500598
Let it snow :3
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My body is ready!
LASS ES SCHNEIEN!
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>>53505219
THANK YOU BASED BA'AL
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>>53505213
November 1nd
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW!!!!!!!!!
>>
But doesn't this mean no more internet?
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>>53497812
>mfw this is what destroys civlizations before they can leave their homeworlds
>not war or ecological collapse in themselves, but apocalyptic crowd magic run amok
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>>53500598
Let it snow
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>>53505259
i remember that thread, it was a good thread.
we managed to scare everybody so damn hard with ebola-chan that even /x/ tried counteracting it 24-7 with their bigass gay ox and faggot lumberjack.
and now we will burn the middle east with ice.
>>
>mfw first weekend of October temperatures already 35C here, usually its only just barely reaching 30C max at this time of the year.

its going to be a scorching Summer here in Aus.
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>>53505259
Honestly though that's not a bad first goal once you realize you have magic powers.

Only one I can think of better is using magic to fuck your sister.
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>>53504821
>>53504487
>>53504260
>>53503984
>>53503777
THE VOLCANO HAS ALREADY CLAIMED SOME SACRIFICES

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/latest-news/helicopter-disappears-in-indonesia/story-fn3dxix6-1227566122848

THE BODIES SUNK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE AND WERE CLAIMED BY THE SUPER VOLCANO
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>>53503657
>>
/pol/ you ahve to ask yourself

why did moot ban winter-chan from /pol/?
because she became too powerful
over 1k ppl are chanting on her on /pol/
while /x/ doesnt do so much.
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>>53505475
depends on what your sister looks like
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>>53505480
>the instrument to shitskins demise is already receiving blood sacrifices
dis gonan be da big one.
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>>53497812
pretty sure this is baals doing.
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>>53505480
LOL now its too late
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>>53505480
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>>53505480
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>>53504084
Let me tell you about Lake Taupo and why we are both fucked.
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Feels cold
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>>53505480
heli probably got caught in a Methane bubble.
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>>53502413

If only we had some ability to filter the air, simulate sunlight, and keep warm. Oh no, what will we do with all this useless modern technology!
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>>53501263
Listen to the whole album.
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>>53505219
>pepe
>lolcat
>mount lel

topkek
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>>53505480
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>>53503418
They already summond thor, ba'al, the demon that sits at the right hand of the fallen arch angel. :(

Repent to the LORD God, the heavenly father Yahweh, through Jesus Christ his heavenly son; lest ye not be saved, and face the same fate as the wicked

Pslam 91:7-8
A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you.
You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked.
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>>53505701
Technically it was ISIS that summoned Ba'al by pissing him off.

Contrarian refugee loving faggots on /pol/ are just bandwagoning because they love being cucked.
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>>53505480
But sacrifices stop volcanoes.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM
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>>53498120
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>>53505669
tbh the one in the middle is a greedy merchant too

Ba'al is responsible for all of this shit. winterchan is just retarded weeb autism, Ba'al is the god of STORMS that includes winter storms and the massive sandstorm that just happened.
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>>53505219
>>53505332

It's a demon, not a deity. The only deity thou shalt worship is The LORD God, and his name is Jealous. Repent to him, through his heavenly son Jesus Christ; lest ye face the same fate as the wicked.

Pslam 91:7-8
A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you.
You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked.
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>>53505480
Someone needs to make a disaster-chan for that Volcano like we did for the one in Iceland.
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>>53505701
WTF THE PIC

this gives me more goosebumps
holy shit
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>>53505475
>>53505535

My sister is just as ugly as me, unshaven, looks like a 12 year old boy. QQ
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>>53505813
suck my Ba'als, cuck.

Ba'al is literally Thor and Zeus, by another name. fuck your kike religion.
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>>53505820
GOOD LUCK BARDARBUNGA-CHAN!
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>>53505874
so that would pedohomosexual masturbation, sounds pretty kinky
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Remember to ignore Ba'al posters, their god is jewish and evil.

Winter-chan is a valkyrie, a guardian of sorts.
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>>53500598
Let It Snow!!!
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>>53505701
ba'al hadad, not bael you fucking retard.
this has nothing to do with the bible unless you count the fact that they decided to name the pagan god ba'al (lord) hadad as a fucking demon. you are literally spouting jewish propaganda. ba'al is seth, zeus and jupiter.

get the fuck out, kike.
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4chan causes the end of the world. It's a pretty funny ending.
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LET. IT. SNOW.
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>>53505916
More like brothers if you wanna accept that they are offsprings of Kurgan.
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>>53505788
Ba`al doesn't exist, it's just a bunch of faggots trying to ride the coattails of this winter-chan meme
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>>53505813
look at this kike, still spreading his jew lies.
why don't you get off your proxy and go kill some palestinian children?
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>>53505853
does every single thing give you guys "goosegumps"
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>>53500157
>International Rugby Players' Association

If only we had known sooner...
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>>53497812
Winter is coming
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>>53506036
how many cranes has your poorly drawn weeb cartoon smashed into mecca?

oh zero?

thats nice..
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>>53505853
It does the same for me. For your own good mate, don't worship the demon ba'al that sits at the fallen arch angel satan's right hand, lest the LORD God leaves you to the same fate as the wicked. Satan has full power over the realm of earth and all of his demons. Demons are real, satan is real, the old gods such as woden, thor, zeus are all a part of a large pantheon of demons (such as thor and zeus being ba'al), while the small tribal peoples of the earth whom worshiped old african or native american religions mainly worshiped minor demonic entities.

Worship The LORD God, Yahweh, and through Jesus Christ his heavenly son, may you be spared the punishment of the wicked.

Pslam 91:7-8
A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you.
You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked.
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LET IT SNOW
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>>53506016

I'm sure if we had the "Red Phone" number to Moscow, we'd all call it impersonating Barack and saying NUKES IN 30 MINUTES or call Putin a manlet.

That's how 4chan ends the world.
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>>53500687
Winter-chan is basically the modern incarnation of all the previous gods of cold and in extrapolation (death is usually related to ice and the sheer winter) also the gods of death.

>tl;dr Winter-chan is Lady Death and so much more
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>>53506170
im not a ba al worshipper

im for winter chan goddes of the nordic gods <3

ALL HEIL WINTER CHAN

LET IT SNOW WINTER CHAN
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>>53505916
I pointed that out in this post >>53506170

I know of the pantheon of demons that many of humanity worshiped. The LORD God is above them though, nothing can change that.
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>>53506203
kek
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>>53500833
True, but the whole point of this thread is that the Lake Toba Supervolcano has a high probability of erupting very, very soon
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>>53506248
>The LORD God is above them though
sure doesnt seem that way.. son of abraham..
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>>53506145
1) It's not my poorly drawn weeb toon. I don't believe any of this shit

2) Poorly drawn weeb toon has crashed as many cranes as Ba`al has, zero

3) your a faggot
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>>53497812
Don't Forget to get some of these if you want to eat, Indoor farming will be mandatory
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Ebola only fell asleep guys we can awaken it again too. http://www.irishexaminer.com/world/ebola-nurse-seriously-ill-358575.html
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>>53506229
>im for winter chan goddes of the nordic gods

Nordic (Germanic) "god's" such as woden, or maybe thor (ba'al)?

Your pantheon of "god's" contain only demons and demonic entities. The LORD God is above all, worship he (Yahweh) unless you want to face the same fate as the wicked.

Pslam 91:7-8
A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you.
You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked.
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>>53506248
kind of looks like ba'al has been giving the abrahamic god a hot meat injection for the last month or so.

you are just jealous because your god in an impotent assclown and ours flooded the world.
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lets summon these too
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ᚼᛁᛚ:ᚢᚾᛁᛏᛁᚱ
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ᚼᛁᛚ:ᚢᚾᛁᛏᛁᚱ
HELL VINTR CHAN
ᚼᛁᛚ:ᚢᚾᛁᛏᛁᚱ
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>>53506391
>and ours flooded the world
Genesis 7: 10 And it came to pass after seven days, that the waters of the flood were upon the earth.11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth * day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up , and the windows of heaven were opened .
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>>53506388
saying nordic gods are demonic

christian god creates satan
(i know he was a angel but still why did he turn into satan? i thought God is perfect. just shut up )
kk

jsut shut up and HAIL OUR GOODESS WINTER-CHAN

LET IT SNOW
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>>53506291

>Put lightning Rod on vatican so lightning doesn't damage other shit like statues

>Lightning rod works exactly as designed

>HOLY SHIT CHRISTARDS BTFO
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>>53503140
>CERN using LHC to attempt to open a gate to the realm of gods in order to usurp God for Satan
>We are strengthening the old gods more than ever in the past couple thousand years
>CERN successfully open the gate
>Can't defeat the sister's who have been waiting to come through due to our worship
>tfw
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>memes affect geology and plate tectonics
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>>53506496
>abrahamic jew cucks actually think some faggot lived to be 600 years old
>they have no proof of their god existing
>Ba'al has been smashing ass all over the world since ISIS fucked up and pissed him off
kek Ba'als the only god that we have documented proof of his existence tbh
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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>>53506563
goddess sisters gonna search for us and praise us for our doing
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>>53506496
jew propaganda and you know it. you cannot think that jews are evil and still believe in their bible.
kikes stealing history for a profit is what it is.
http://ggreenberg.tripod.com/ancientne/gener.html
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>>53506085

> goosegumps

Holy shit that was funny. I keep saying it out loud and laughing.
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>>53506501
>The LORD God created satan

The LORD God gave the light bearer lucifer (satan) the same free will as he gave man, why do you ask why The LORD God forced satan to wish to be above YAWHEH when satan chose for himself?

>saying nordic gods are demonic
>jsut shut up and HAIL OUR GOODESS WINTER-CHAN

Your "goodess winter-chan" is a demon. It's a part of the same pantheon of demons as ba'al mate:

>>>53499662

>pic unrelated
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>>53503140
>did we really accidentally name
>accidentally
Lol, you fool.
>>
So when you guys manage to summon your winter demons, will your ancestors, their heroes and gods protect you from the ancient evils you called upon this world?

Mine will.
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>>53503706
Since 4chan summoned them, they will literally be anime incarnate.

You heard it here first
>4chan made anime real
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>>53506501

Lucifer isn't Satan.

It's a mistranslation in Isaiah.
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>>53506206
Vellamo, Goddess of Storm and Sea! Hear my plea!
Bring waves of might, rock the Baltic with fright!
Frighten the refugee, make him fear the sea!
Vellamo! Goddess of Storm and Sea! Hear my plea!
Snow so deep, refugees weep!
Fill them with dispair so they return to Zaire!
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>>53505480
Fun fact: Helicopter's rely on air's thickness to provide lift.
Other gasses such as the ones put out by volcanic lakes (methane and sulfur gasses) don't work so well as they change the thickness. Enough of the gasses released at once can create a moment of "no lift" causing an aircraft to fall out of the sky.

Actually one of the theories on Bermuda Triangles.
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>>53506798
I'm so happy.
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>>53500598
let it snow bae
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>>53506682
The Israelite's were The LORD's chosen people, not "the jews".

The Israelite's worshiped The LORD God

The Jews worshiped satan
(the jews are the synagogue of satan)
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>>53506776

tbh anon why dont we let the world end?
god look at this degerancy
look at this extreme liberalism
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>>53506814
the point is that they travel over the lake all the time

something is changing significantly to suddenly bring down the helicopter

It is waking up
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>>53506776

May Tuoni take many who come to your lands that do not belong there to Pohjola, Finn-bro.
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>>53506613
ba'al is a demon whom sits at the right hand of satan

a demon, not a god

The only God you shall have is The LORD God YAHWEH, and his name is Jealous.
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>>53506035
my take on it is that since they are described with similar traits. powerful, storm god, fertile, alpha, martial/warlike, unrelenting, proud, active in the world of men. is that they are probably all he same entity, just interpreted differently by different cultures.
>>
Does anyone have the baneposting screencaps?
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>>53506894
change proxy to another country
or just a another aussie shitposter.

ALL HEIL WINTER CHAN
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>>53506804
Lucifer refers to the occupation light bearer - which was satan's occupation as an arch angel
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>>53506932
Read the thread, you illiterate nigger
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW!
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>>53506947
I immigrated to Australia mate, my family have Germanic blood like you. We're more related to each other than any Australian to me
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>>53506857
Yes that is the point I am making.

It is a routine location so he has no reason to crash unless it was a mechanical failure... which isn't unreasonable but I doubt it for a regularly flown commercial helicopter.

If A -> B is safe for 10 years
Then suddenly A-> Gas -> B one day with a sudden venting of shit
Then helicopter hits gas, loses lift, and crashes.

See my point? The crash is actually very solid evidence of gas discharge. Toba is waking.
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>>53506927
Maybe, most old names for Gods were not names per say as normal humans more like their role in their civilization's ideology when it was more about being a collective of people rather then individuals.
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>>53507023
well there you ahve it

as a german u should worshipp Winter-chan not cuck god

when will people learn
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>>53504374
>Die a hero
>Or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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>>53507023

Go to Whoop-Whoop and skull a slabbie of shorties until you chunder, Shelia.
>>
>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW!
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>>53507057
we're not disagreeing with you dude

we're just saying that the gas is caused by the volcano waking up
calm your shit dude
save your energy
Winter-chan will be here soon
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>>53498330
It'll happen this time, I swear
We even have the anime mascot, this time I swear
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>>53507102
we gonna die as hero my brother when volcano errupts
we gonna die all like heroes.
/pol/ is responsable for this.

We memed the Apocalypse into reality
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>>53506838
Living is nice.

>>53506883
>May Tuoni take many who come to your lands that do not belong there to Pohjola
Silly burger with your limited information. Tuoni doesn't do shit outside of Tuonela. He's just the watcher of the dead.

Pohjola is also just the legendary north, nobody really likes that bitch-ass wizard Louhi but even they don't deserve cultural enrichment.
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>>53497812

I don't want to alarm you guys but i feel like nine minor quakes (5.0) and the fucking dogs don't stop barking.

Ougg......shaking again......
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>>53505375
The cold actually enhance the speed of electromagnetic waves, look at how superconductors require extreme cod to function.

By doing this we'll up our internet speed actually
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Hey you fuckers stop summoning her so fucking early its not even winter yet and km working a night shift with 1 fucking degree celsius, ITS NO FUCKING FUNNY IM FREEZING MY ASS OFF
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>>53507315
maybe its the nothing
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>>53507358
YOU CANT STOP THIS HAPPENING

ALL HEIL WINTER CHAN
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>>53505820
Haven't seen this one before, but if it'll help
I LOVE YOU BARDARBUNGA-CHAN
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>>53507298

Fine, may Vellamo bring storms to the Baltic that sink every immigrant boat headed for your shores and keep the Tallink Party Boats to Eesti safe.
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Good, justbwgat i want, an insane heating bill

Oh, right I'm a neet on section 8

SUCK MY DICK
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>>53507358
>with 1 fucking degree celsius

That's called "Summer" in Finland.

MAN THE FUCK UP.
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>>53503777
Trips confirmed
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>>53507490
tbh we would only need to get Iku-Turso on the job. He's like our godzilla except nicer
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>>53507553
Nobody cares about snow monghols.
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>>53507589

It would be nice if Näkki could do the job, but blacks don't go near water.
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>>53507602
>snow monghols

Look at the flag, Tulip Bitch.
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>>53507419
why was this post deleted?
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>>53507602
enjoy getting sung into a swamp once Väinämöinen gets back

>>53507655
Näkki pulls people into any water source. ANY. And drowns them there

Might want to check your sink/bathtub the next time you're washing yourself
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>>53507679
Do you think im retarded burger? Its pretty obvious my remark was about your finnish 'summer' and not about you being a muriburger.
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>>53507235
I'm glad really, we are probably the only occult worshipers to actively advocate for a straight up apocalypse. By using the power to end everything, we won't turn evil like the Jews
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>>53507738

My sauna is Näkki free.
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>>53507738
Bitch we conquer swamps like you get conquered by saunas
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>>53507764
>Do you think im retarded

Yes. You're also being a pussy about the weather. No wonder Germoney rolls over your dyke nation whenever it feels like.
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>>53507786
That's only what you think, are you sure? Also remember not to piss off your sauna gnomes

>>53507805
>get conquered by saunas
u wot m8
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>>53507098
No, my people's germanic pantheon of demons are far below The LORD God whose name is Jealous.

The LORD GOD, Yahweh, is
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW!
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>>53507880
>Germany invades the Netherlands once.
>hurdur they roflstomp you always xddd.
>meanwhile we held the French and bongs at Bay for 200 years whilst Krauts werent even United.
>>53507888
>place sauna near finnish
>they cant stop going there.
>place swamp near the Dutch.
>they turn it into farmland.
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>>53505275
The LORD God was absent then, worship him lest you face the same fate as then.

Pslam 91:7-8
A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you.
You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked.
>>
>>53507888

Sweet trips. I cleansed my sauna when I got the house. The previous owner (and sauna installer) was a vittuvenäläinen, so I did my best to anoint the place in kossu and appease the gnomes with an offering of (highly illegal in America) leipäjuusto and lingonberry.

The gnomes have yet to bother me or burn the place down.
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>>53500598
let it snow
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>>53508090
You don't get it do you
Saunas are the bests of legends with hearts of flame. It is our bloodsworn duty to cool them down from within sacrifing ourselves in the progress. We don't want to do it, but we must do it or the beasts will take over us all.

>>53508176
>(highly illegal in America) leipäjuusto
what
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW !
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>>53508090

Hurdur, go back to your jobof being a nightwatchman at the tulip farm and crying about how cold it is and how you wish you had some refugee cock to keep you warm.

You know why Finns can't stop going to saunas? Because saunas are fucking awesome you uncultured fuck.
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>>53500598
LET IT SNOW
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