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You are transported 4000 years back into the past in the exact place you are now with only what you are currently carrying. What do you do in your new home?
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>>43198013

smash a peanut with my laptop
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bitch that I had the bad luck of materializing in the middle of a tree.
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Interesting map. But I believe that Egypt was more advanced than that. It was after all a black empire.
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bash a fly to death with my mouse
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>>43198013
Get high and wake for the natives to come kill the strange white man.
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>>43198013

central PA here

im literally in my underwear with my laptop on my stomach.....

so hopefully those filthy injuns will see my blue eyes and pale skin and make me there god. then i just drown myself in native american pussy, making thousands of half white babies, single handedly preparing usa east coast for easy invasion when my euro bros show up in a millenia or so.
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An aussie would go back and pick berries with Abo's.
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>>43198013
I would have a knife, small amount of leather, phone with my solar charger, and my laptop which I'm sure I could use for something useful. Luckily Michigan isn't too cold after April starts, so this could work.
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>>43198013

>wake up from slumber
>beautiful boreal forest surrounds me
>hear the sound of drumming and singing in the distance
>decide to investigate
>as I approach the music I hear a crackle behind me
>native approaches me with his bow drawn
>I smile to him, his face turns to awe
>he quickly puts his bow away and signals me to follow him after offering me some berries which I ate, he seemed very happy about giving them to me
>come up to his tribe and speaks to them about his new discovery
>everyone's eyes are locked onto me and they look as though they're looking at a long lost friend
>I notice there are wooden sculptures of wolves around the tribal grounds, they are beautiful, they must be very skilled at making them
>the one who I assume is chief puts his hands in the air and starts to chant a phrase
>the rest of them join
>I am escorted and showed to sit on a throne with 2 wolf statues beside it
>the chanting stops and I figure I should say something to break the silence
>"My name... my name is Michael."
>"ooooooooohhhh!!": they gasped
>"Mi.. Mik.. Mikal. MIKAL MIKAL MIKAL"
>The chanting of my name continues while also being accompanied by imitated wolf howling
>partied all night, fucked their prettiest women and smoked some of the weirdest drugs
>mfw these people think I am a wolf reincarnated
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>>43198013
Pretty sure there were giant wombats and shit back then. Fuck that.
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Hope I'm not murdered, and if accepted by any tribe in the area, have like 100 babies.
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>>43198013
I'd probably end up killing off a bunch of natives with my disease-ridden hide
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get murdered by injuns, probably
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>day one
>I am confused, afraid, and miserable from Florida's heat and misquotes. I don't find anything to eat and wader around aimlessly until I pass out on a patch of non 10 foot grass

>day two
>the effects of being without my medication are starting to effect me already. I am dizzy and feeling sick. I still don't find food, I start having panic attacks and curl into a fetal position. I find water, but it's muddy and I just end up throwing it up. I find plenty of wood to burn, but I quickly realize that not only do I not know how to start a fire, it would be near impossible because of the high humidity and frequent rain storms. I sleep.

>day three
>I don't wake up.

pretty much like that probably.
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>>43198997
>Being reliant on medication
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Tell the shit skin that I am Quetzalcoatl or something
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>>43198013
First thing, break my laptop screen to create makeshift knives. I'm sure the plastic of the case will come in some kind of handy. Maybe I can melt it and fashion it into a vessel to carry water. I can't imagine what use any of the PCBs will be but maybe I can figure something out.

I try to keep my motivation and spirits up, and get through the day. Where I live was uninhabited, hard land to get to, going back to time immemorial. Hopefully there are some american chestnut trees nearby.
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>>43198013

>Currently carrying

>one hand on mouse, the other on my foot.

I guess I get my cell phone which might work as a flash light until the battery dies, which isn't long at all. Maybe use it to frighten the vicious natives I no doubt encounter soon after arrival.
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fight the dinasours
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Kill birds and eat them I guess
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>>43198013
Die after falling a significant distance on arrival.
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>>43198013
>my clothes
>my computer mouse

Fuck man, if the tigers don't get me the locals will. Having never seen a white man before they'd either think I was a God or some sort of ghost.
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Go around performing "miracles" in exchange for pretty wives.

Tell them a scary story about the "Ones who rub hands"

Freak out european colonists thousands of years later when they discover a tribe with lots of blondes with green eyes
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Show the natives my iPhone and a few things it can do and proclaim myself as god and fuck random women until I die
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a lighter also i'll probably be killed by the abbos because im white kek
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>>43198013
hunt the great buffalo in my PJs
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>>43198013
tell the brown tribe people i am their pale moon goddess to avoid being raped to death and then maybe try to build a boat or something to get to real, tolerable civilization within a decade. fuck the timeline.
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>>43200904
....white buffalo calf woman.

She appeared to two Lakota hunters.

One hunter thought she was beautiful and hugged her close.

She wasn't in the mood for being cuddled by a stranger and killed him with a bolt of lightning.

The other hunter brought her to his village and she taught the Lakota the ways of peace and smoking tobacco.

kek.
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I may be in a glacier? fuck, maybe not. Probably sitting in a beech forest then. Id start walking north as soon as possible though, not spending the winter in the south.
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>>43198013
>Wake up
>travel to Tenochtitlan
>Claim to be Quetzalcoátl
>Forewarn the spanish invasion
>Start the industrial revolution
>Breed and teach my children all I know
>Live as a God
>When I'm about to die, I travel of into the sunset as legend tells.
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>>43198013
Begin the decimation of the native population early. Rebuild America thousands of years in the past.

Write down my understanding of current technology.

Declare war on Jews before they can do anything stupid.
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Shhhiiiieeettt... I'll look local maybe but there are no Jews I can find shelter among, just nomadic sandniggers.
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>>43198013
>in the nude
>northern Minnesota
Probably gonna freeze to death
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As I am in a basement, I find myself buried alive and promptly die.
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>>43198013
TRADE TRADE TRADE
I know the whole the globe I will be most respectful person among all this tribes.
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>>43198013
afaik my region i would be in a birch and pine forest with some celtic mining villages nearby.

>Bronze age cultures masterrace

i would probably be killed by the natives for being a weirdo.
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>>43199522
You'd be the first human in New Zealand. You'd have no one to do a retarded haka with.
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>>43202647
>just nomadic sandniggers.

So, Jews.
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Watch porn until the battery on my laptop dies.

Integrate with the Aboriginals. Teach those useless cunts English to make the future settlers confused.
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Give the Aboriginals modern tec, and watch the Goombls Woombla empire grow
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A blanket.
At least I'll be warm
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Carve "OP is a faggot" on some cave wall and then go kill myself trying to hunt a moa.
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>>43198013
Fuck me, I'm in a desert full of cannibal indians

I suppose I make a daring trip across the world and try to make it to pre-Rome. Give them the plans and prints on how to make and utilize steam power, make Super Rome.
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>>43198013
I am naked, so... I guess freeze to death?
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Well I'm fucked.
A try to build a shelter best I can see how long I can survive before being killed by the wildlife
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I am 15% Native American, would I blend in?
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>tfw forest around me
>wearing pjamas
>"Shit will be hard"
>hear talking
>"Some celts are nearby, better watch out"
>scout the whole forest
>suddenly breathing behind me
>"no"
>get taken to their village to the elder
>bows before him
>"H-Hello"
>he doesn't understand me
>try to carve something into a tree
>resembles celts killing some long-nosed men
>They give me a weapon, food and shelter
>meanwhile they travel to the middle east, leaving me alone with some hot chicks, some people that protect this village and the rest
>fuck the chicks every night
>one day they come back
>i am still fucking the elder's daughter
>he sees me
>he smiles
>tfw finally a gf
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Id sell my now useless phone to some merchant if possible. Also empty my mug of coffee while i contemplate what to do now..
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I'd fuck proto-Germanic girls
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>>43198013
>poland was a complex farming society 4000 years ago like Canaan or the Hittites
>the only northern europeans at this level despite their similar climates
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Moa drumstick
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>>43199200

haha faggot

remember youll also have the massive black dildo up your arse to work with also
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Well, I keep my solar charger on me, so I still have Google maps, it's just not updating. I have glass, so I can start a fire faster that anybody on the continent. I'm black, so I'm either a god, or something to be feared by the natives.
> start making weapons (slingbow)
> start befriending natives
> train natives to kill any whites on site
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>No dangerous predators
>Abundant food in flightless birds
>Pristine wilderness
>Mild climate
>No other people
Talk about lucky
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>>43204412
The Slavic Poles we know today didn't live there yet.
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>wander the wilderness until I'm found by people
>they're Karankawa Indians
>they're all like 6-7 feet tall so I have no height advantage
>they think I'm magic because of my blond hair, blue eyes, and pale skin
>they capture me
>ritualistically kill me
>eat me
FUCK
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>teleported into 2000 BC arizona

Well fuck
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>>43204503
Those flightless birds will crack your skull and gore you m8.
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I learn how to do farming and how to praise Odin correctly.
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Probably eat ferns and huhu grubs before being killed by a Haast's eagle.
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>>43204546
These things are 4x the size of a chicken and completely defenseless. I'd be fine.
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>>43204503
>>43204503
>Abundant food in flightless birds
You know what hunted those birds?

>manage to scrape by and make a life for yourself
>out killing stupid looking moa with a sharpened stick
>you get one and scare the rest off
>as you butcher the carcass, you hear a shrill, terrifying cry
>the eagle's massive talons impact your body and shatter your spine
>as the blood and life leaks from your limp form, you see the landscape rolling beneath you
>it drops you to your death

GET READY TO BE FUCKED
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>>43204546

If the Maori could figure out how to send them extinct I'm pretty sure anyone could
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>>43204628
>I'm pretty sure anyone could
Not the Australians.
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>>43198997
You know Florida had cannibals well man hunters or whatever but they did eat people.

pretty much everywhere in america it just depends on if the Indians will kill you off hand.
i heard they liked black guys cause they considered dark skin good mojo or some shit.
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>find people
>they die because of my germs and dormant viruses

GG
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Its Florida so I'm transported back in time to a swamp. I probably die trying to get out
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>>43198013
>hopefully don't get killed (or worse) by the natives right off the bat
>convince someone to give me some pants or shit because I'm not wearing any
>befriend a tribe, learn their language, convince them I'm a pale-skinned demigod
>teach my tribe the English language and hope it spreads to other ones
>convince the nomadic faggots to start domesticating the bison and farming this extremely fertile part of the prairie
>get them to start working on some badass pyramids that rival those in Egypt and Mesoamerica
>fuck every hot native bitch I see and make sure I get as many women pregnant as possible
>they pass on my superior European genetics
>incidentally expose them to whatever various modern bacteria is on me so the weaker ones are culled out and more adaptable to future outbreaks
>eventually, when Europeans arrive to this region, they will find a pale-skinned, giant white buffalo-riding, corn-growing, pyramid-building, English-variant-speaking civilization that they may decide not to wipe out
>tfw I make a bigger contribution to society than I could have ever done in the modern world

Pretty similar to half the shit on here, and in reality I would probably die within the first couple days, maybe the first week if I was lucky.
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>>43204617
Its kind of weird to know that those animals existed til the 1500s. 4000 years ago wooly mammoths still lived on some remote islands.
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>>43198013

Die in the middle of Bronze Age Britain, although my washed out green clothing will hide me for a while as I creep through fields looking for parsnips.
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>>43203988
When you go back, be sure to tell your people to start saving their money, they'll need it for when they have to pay denbts
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>>43198013
fucking Nevada goddammit atleast no niggers but wait snakes and, other desert animals will tear me to shreds.
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>>43198013

I die because my survival skills are shit.
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>>43204486

>train natives to kill any whites on site

Good good. We wouldn't want any evil whites turning your land of... nothing... into an advanced civilized society.
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>>43198152
kek
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>>43198013
I'm fucked, complete sandbox.
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I'm in a forest and there's wolves and bears everywhere, but if I get to a village I'm all good. Do you even into bronze, rest of world? Also, there are no gypsies here for another 3.000 years!
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>>43205242
kek

>Be Asian in Paris
>Year -2000
>Probably get killed by farmers
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I would be a few meters under water.
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>no polders
>no water manipulating structures whatsoever
>spawn in the ocean
>drown
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>Southern California
All I have is a stainless steel knife and a solar charger for my phone. So I guess I'm a god.

Only thing to do is to head south for the future Aztec empire. Tell them I'm their serpent God. And that one day, i will return from the east.
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Not looking good for me.

Glasses
Watch
Boxer shorts
iPad mini
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>>43199731
kek
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>>43198013
Drop my phone, get out my knife, start whittling and set up a small camp. It just snowed and it's quite damp.

Keep on the look out for bears and wolves, forrage to eat until my camp is stable enough and then start to explore the forest.

Find an unspoilt FennoUgric qt (pre Mongol days muhphuckazz) and make Finland in 9 month intervals.
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>>43198013
I fall into a bog at such a height that I break my legs and become embedded into the bog.

My cries for help go unheeded as the area hasn't been settled(according to archaeological finds).

I die alone. The bog preserves my body and I end up as part of a bog body archaeological exhibition in modern times.
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>>43198013
Horribly inaccurate map. good job OP
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>Fuck the native women.
>Give them aids.
Ok
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I pray to Jesus.
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>>43198013

Die.

You have condemned me to arrive in primal wilderness Pennsylvania barefoot, wearing jeans and a T-shirt and a pen plus car keys in my pockets. I have a massive rotater cuff injury to my primary (right) shoulder and can barely lift ten pounds with that arm, and my left knee was pretty much destroyed when I was mugged five years ago.

The chances of me locating a tribe of natives before I die of exposure is near-zero. If I do manage to find such a tribe, there is a slim chance I can somehow demonstrate some value to my knowledge (two STEM degrees, one in geology the other comp sci, plus another general STEM degree's worth of related & misc knowledge).

If, somehow I make that miracle, my adoptive tribe will develop the blast furnace and be forging steel (not just iron, but stainless-fucking-steel) and a vast array of supportive technology. I also know a lot about ceramics, glass, a fair bit of field-grade first aid, bacteria & virus level biology, numerous sustainable energy and farming tricks & techniques.

North America would experience an Industrial Revolution during my lifetime, and I have fairly intimate knowledge of the globe, landmasses, some decent clue as to cultures of the time period, and enough ship-building tricks to develop inter-global trade & warfare.
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>>43198997
>Florida's heat and misquotes.
>heat and misquotes.
>misquotes.

Nigga you stupid
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Scribble E=mc^2 onto every shit. Find a way to draw whatever scientific discovery i can remember onto cave walls or whatever. Probably die very soon from parasites/hunger/cold.
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>>43204587
Evolution's a bitch, ain't it?
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>>43205689
I love you.
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>>43202647
Just start lending them valuables at interest and it will all work out.
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>>43204521
Ahem, Poland is one of the theoretical homelands of the Slavs, along with the Baltic states and Ukraine.

4000 years ago is 2000 BC meaning indo-europeans have already arrived.
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>>43198013

Fuck. Guess I try to convince some fags to help me build a boat and GTFO to somewhere nice. Crete, maybe, or Egypt, someplace where I could support myself as a magician since I don't have any useful skills but do know a bunch of tricks with chemistry I could impress the natives with.
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>find a tribe
>prove my worth using bushcraft skills
>teach tribe writing and basic mining and blacksmithing
>impress upon them the need not to trade ideas with the outside world only goods.
>invent crossbows
>build a castle and use local tribes as my armies
>invade Europe and make my name echo throughout history as the man who conquered the world
>die of old age
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>wake up
>immediately spread disases that these people have no immunity against
>rule as death, the destroyer of world
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>>43205886
>prove my worth using bushcraft skills

The natives will be settled farmers and pastoralists, they're not going to be impressed with your ability to tie a knot.
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>>43198013
walk to civilization
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>>43205926

No cities to speak of in bronze age Bohemia, you're unlikely to cause more than a very local disaster.
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>spawn just north of major river
>walk a bit south, use pocket knife to collect willow bark and wood
>try and weave fish trap from bark and twigs, leave to soak in river
>use lighter, twigs, tinder, and some receipts from my wallet to smoke/burn some beavers out of their burrow, impale them on sharp stick
>build small shelter from willow branches, enough to last me the night
>start building a small camp, constructing basic tools, fortifications against animals and natives
>slowly befriend natives, teach them about canal construction, land reclamation and flood management
>cultivate rich river dunes to sustain agriculture, grow population
>teach them of the coming Roman invasion, and instruct them to fortify the entire north shore of the Rhine, and unite the people along the Rhine
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A mouse with a cord and a lighter+1 ciggarette

Pretty fucked, but at least I can make fire, I also have these kickass white shorts and a shirt.
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>>43205980
>coming Roman invasion

In 2,000 years time? That's some useful information, for sure!

Also
>not introducing weed to the ancient Dutch

You had ONE job...
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>>43205886
>tribe thinks you're ignorant
>tribe thinks you have no respect for their gods and ancestors
>tribe thinks your little magic tricks of blacksmithing is a joke

Wat do?
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>>43198013
>You are transported 4000 years back into the past in the exact place you are now with only what you are currently carrying. What do you do in your new home?
find a female and a meal
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>>43206012

How are you going to impress a bronze age tribesman enough for him to let you fuck his daughter?
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Hang out with Indians, eat peyote, smoke tobacco, probably kill most of them with the diseases I brought with me. Eventually make them build immunity for the upcoming invasion 3500 years from now. If they dont kill be by that time, explain the faith that awaits them and tell them they have to unite or face annihilation. I have no knowledge on weapons though so they will be on their own in that regard. Maybe back in the present this place would be a superpower as a result of my triumph and they will mitigate the importance of the white master race, especially due to more land and resources than all of Europe combined besides maybe if you include Russia.
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>>43206037
MUH DICK
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>>43206037
first, I will be taller than him, but not more massive. I bet that I am slyer too. I will teach him how to impose his views on the other ones, by using his force and my wits. Basically, I will be a jew to him.
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>>43206001
http://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s003340200039
"The long history of Cannabis and its cultivation by the Romans in central Italy, shown by pollen records from Lago Albano and Lago di Nemi"

Weed wasn't inherently Dutch to begin with.

And I'm not talking about "yeah, in about 2000 years, massive armies will amass below the Rhine, take a look into that when you have time to spare", I'm aiming more for something like "If you use these tactics, no enemy shall ever cross the Rhine into your territories". Skills like how to feed an army, introduction to levers and siege weaponry, maybe even introduce them to gears and transmission of some kind.
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Even 4000 years ago Poland was superior to you german-anglo cucks.

AHAHAHAHAHAAA

GO EAT SOME SIMPLE FARMING SHIT, YOU PRIMITIVE SUB-HUMAN FAGGOTS.
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I guess I walk to Paris and see whatever is going on there.

Too bad we don't have any recorded Gaul language as far as I know.
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>>43206091

I think stuff like logistics would be a very useful contribution... but I don;t think you're going to get far in backwards western europe. For one thing, the population is just too low to support the kind of specialists you would need. Your best bet would be to head to the civilized and literate middle east, a nation like the Hittites would be ready and eager to implement new and sophisticated methods of warfare. Your legacy could be the "europeanisation" of the middle east.
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>>43206090
>I bet that I am slyer too.

I wouldn't take that bet. Ancient people were no less cunning than we are, and the leader of an ancient tribe would be the most cunning of them all.
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>>43198013
Begin swimming to shore and see what the tribes are up to.
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>>43206105

I think you mean ONLY 4,000 years ago. Poland has been a joke ever since, the bronze age was your peak.
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>uninhabited
eat some tasty megafauna
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>>43198013
I'd probably be in the middle of the forest.
Maybe I'd find someone along the nearby river or at the very least the coast of the river outlet. Fear is that it will take several days to reach the coast.

I probably wouldn't be able to understand any people I find but at least I won't look out of place.
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>>43198013
Wander the frigid North American wilderness in search of Injuns who might adopt me in their tribe. I won't last the week with nothing but my boxers.
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Begin culling abbos
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1. Build shelter
2. Eat grubs
3. Vomit
4. Drink from a pond
5. Dysentry
6. Tell Abos to stop huffing my shit fumes.
7. Die
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>>43206144
>Gaul

Did you now, despite sounding so simmilar, the word "gaul" is not at all related to the word "gallic"?

"Gaul" is a germanic word, from the same root as the English word "Wales", and meaning the same thing: foreigners. It's a pure coincidence that the words sound alike.
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>>43198013
Carve "My name is Jacob, I am a Brit, we were here first and abbos drove us out. Australia is rightful British clay" into a rock.

Then it doesn't matter. I could die happy.
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>>43206253
I meant from Gaul, pre-Roman Gaulloi
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>>43206149
I'm pretty sure that I can introduce farming, fishing and husbandry techniques that would allow the available land to sustain a much greater population. Imagine the amount of food you'd be able to obtain by just introducing these people to large fishing nets. You'd just work with half the village for a few hours to drag a 50m long net into the Rhine, leave it for a few hours, and haul in the catch, which will feed the village for some days. Even longer if properly smoked, salted or dried.

Not saying that the tribe would suddenly become huge within my lifetime, but the increased productivity of the land would make a large population more likely.
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>>43206275

Carve a union jack onto the side of Ayre's Rock.
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>>43206275
>>43206300
I'm going to find your rock and scratch, "Learn how erosion works numb nuts".
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>>43198013
Freeze to death overnight
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>>43206284

Yes I know, I'm making a point about language. The Romans term for France and the Frankish term happen to sound alike, but "Gaul" and "Gallia" are not related as words, at all. It;s just a coincidence that they sound alike.
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>>43206293
>I'm pretty sure that I can introduce

Could you, tho? Are you an expert in those fields?

That kind of population building is SLOW, you'd be long dead before you had enough people to work with. Wouldn't you want to live to see the fruits of your interference?
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>>43206329
Just carve it deeper. If erosion destroyed all rocks in 4000 years then where do the rocks we have today come from?
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>>43206331
>those forest survival lessons in 4th grade that I actually paid attention to will finally pay off
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I have a spoon and a cup...Well, better than nothing
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>>43204099
Australia managing to shit post in 2000 b.c.
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>>43206176
>Poland has been a joke ever since
Says the faggot that lost his colonies and has been made into a bitch of one of his colony.

Also, fuck off you traitor.
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>>43206329

There are 10,000 year old hand paintings on the side of the rock, a chisled swastika won't just wash away in the close to zero rainfall of the area.
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Sweet, 4000 years ago the climate in sweden was much warmer. But i'd be stuck in the middle of a big oak forest and the only settlement i know of that existed that far back is 40km away.

Considering i'm only wearing jeans and tshirt and nothing else i'd be kinda fucked in a couple of days.
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>>43206366
>Are you an expert in those fields?

Land use planner, with experience in cultivation from a primal state. I'm pretty sure I'll manage. Just basic stuff, like which crop best to grow where, but also stuff about ground water levels, where to dig to lower those ground water levels, and how to fertilize the higher, sandy soils.
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>>43206395

At least we HAD colonies, little potato. In b4 the Commonwealth: That was a Lithuanian achievement hijacked by you potatos.
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>>43206412

Introducing the three field system would be a huge boost, it can as much as double productive output of land. But it's still a slow process, you won't see any gains in your lifetime.
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>>43206414
>doesn't deny that he's a bitch now
>That was a Lithuanian achievement hijacked by you potatos.
This is what Litwini's want to believe. Official language of the commonwealth was Polish.
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>>43206402
>Sweet, 4000 years ago the climate in sweden was much warmer.
Wait, really?
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>>43206430
Well, I would at least secure a future for my kin, with a chance to fight back the Romans, and the subsequent Christianity and Jewry.
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>>43206433

Yes, because you potatos usurped the Litwi state and then claimed all their achievements as your own. You are worse than Arabs for stealing culture and claiming it as yours. Also
>traitor

Top kek, we declared war like we promised, how do you suggest we should have acted differently?
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>>43198013
Well... considering I'm presently right next to Everglades national park, I'm now going to have to traverse several miles of snakes and hungry alligators until I can get close enough to the shore for the ecosystem to change into pine scrub.

Luckily, I am an avid outdoorsman and do that shit for fun.

It's gonna be lonely though as there are no people here yet.

As such, once I reach the coast I will head north, find a an American Indian tribe with a lot of hot, nubile young women, then use my knowledge of science to wow their chief, becoming a respected medicine man and impregnating my harem until I die in my tent at the age of 81 off heart failure while banging 3 of my young female acolytes in a magic rite.
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>>43206439
Yeah, we didn't have the climate we have today until maybe 500bc. It was a steady declide to colder weather between 1700-500bc basically. Wasn't as warm as the mediterranean perhaps but warmer than now.
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>>43206474
>Top kek, we declared war like we promised, how do you suggest we should have acted differently?
Maybe not bitch out when the bad commie knocked on your door.

Fuck off. I'm not talking with coward subhumans.
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>>43206433
>>43206474
Take it to /int/ faggots.
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>>43205822
Nope.
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>>43206454

They wouldn't be your in, tho. The Dutch didn't reach that area until much later, you'd be dealing mostly with aboriginal pre-europeans and celts.

If you want to stop Christianity, your best bet is to pre-empt it by promoting another religion using modern advertising methods. But for that, you'd have to go to the civilized world.
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>>43204099
my sides
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>>43206498
>Maybe not bitch out

You need to take that up with the Americans, little potato. Britain was prepared to wage war against Stalin, the yanks vetoed it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Unthinkable
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>>43206493
Sheet.

Anyway, you should be able to make 40km in one or two days. As long as you have something to help you find the way (like I have a river).
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>>43206548
You would get your shit rekt in one month.

Just like you would lose London if it wasn't for our pilots.
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>>43202647
>Implying kikes are not the archetypal nomadic sand-niggers

Ari Finklebergstein plz
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>>43206454
>and the subsequent Christianity
>wanting to effectively destroy the coming later civilization to Europe
>muslims still exist
>they take over Europe
>whites go extinct
Fuck you
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>wake up in a forest
>walk out, find local settlement
>speak Gaelic so I should be able to communicate with them ok.
>use blacksmithing skills and knowledge of medicine to make this settlement the strongest.
>start subjugation of other parts
>pact with the picts
>attack Strathclyde and ayrshire area
>build wall at border
>propagate myths of the impenetrable north to scare off the curious
>fuck bitches
>die
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>>43206600
Only you muricans think that Christianity is something to be proud of.

It's not white religion, it never was. It destroyed white values.
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>>43206568
>You would get your shit rekt in one month.

That was the American's conclusion, yes. Hence why we didn't do it. Do you thin we should have done, just because we promised to help the Poles? the whole of Europe would have fallen to the USSR, and Poland would have been no better off.

>Just like you would lose London if it wasn't for our pilots.

Yes, and without Rejewski we never would have solved Enigma. We know this, and it's taught in our schools. What do they teach you in your schools, besides how to be a butthurt potato?
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>>43206600
>muslims still exist

Not without Christianity, they don't.
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>>43206640
That was just a pure banter mate.

No worries.
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>>43206605
>Gaelic

M8, unless you're posting from NORN IRON, the locals would be speaking Pretannic or even aboriginal "Basque", not Gaelic.
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>>43198013
Peruvian master-race reporting in.

2500 B.C state-city
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caral
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>>43206671

Every Pole I've met is butthurt about ww2. I can only guess you don't get taught the whole story at school.
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>>43206510
Great counter-argument you have there
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>>43206677
Fugg didn't think of that lmao
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>>43206628
Tell it to history. I'm not even Christian, but the disgusting shit eating tribals worshiping pagan god were on the tier of nigger before Christianity paved the way for real civilization.
>>43206652
Nope. The pedo prophet most of his book on the Old Testament, so it would still happen. Christianity still forms, but it will just die of a century or two.
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>>43206548
>the yanks vetoed it.

"The plan was taken by the British Chiefs of Staff Committee as militarily unfeasible due to a three-to-one superiority of Soviet land forces in Europe and the Middle East, where the conflict was projected to take place. "

Do you even read your own links?
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>>43206689
1200 B.C militaristic state

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav%C3%ADn_de_Huantar

complex underground channels and astronomic aligned monoliths.
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>>43206692
>Every Pole I've met is butthurt about ww2
Every Pole is butthurt about everything. FTFY.
> I can only guess you don't get taught the whole story at school.
It's partially true. 80% of history taught in our schools is Holocaust. No one speaks about Biskupin, we barerly get to know our kings and if so it's too quick to remember anything. MUH WW2 MUH HOLOCAUST MUH JEWS.

Also, they started to push anti-polish agenda. Patriotism is bad, poles should be ashamed of not helping jews, of hating the jews. etc etc. (the movie Ida)

And about that butthurt. I think it's because we still think of ourselves as proud, chosen people that will conquer everything. It's just who we are.
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>>43198013
>muh bell beaker
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>>43206724
>but the disgusting shit eating tribals worshiping pagan god were on the tier of nigger before Christianity paved the way for real civilization.
Is that so? Tell that to Romans and Greeks.

Reminder, they were pagan when they funded the modern civilization.
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>>43206689
>>43206741

but... what happened, Peru-kun?
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>>43206548
Yeah the British hated Stalin so much they forcibly repatriated Russian refugees, Cossacks, Russians who collaborated with the Germans and White-Army emigrants in exile back over the border to the USSR to be shot.

Churchill fucking loved Stalin dont bring up that Operation Unthinkable crap.
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>>43205242
Fuckin kek!
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>>43198013

also

>Indus Valley
>purple
>not blue

that's just not right
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>>43206759

I hear you, MUH HOLOCAUST was the main part of ww2 in schools for us, too. Even tho we had literally nothing to do with it, it's still the number one thing we get taught.

I would have thought the genocide against Poles would have been what you get taught, but they sell it as MUH JEWS there, too? That's fucking sick, more Poles were murdered for being Poles than Jews died for being Jews. Why is one MUH HOLOCAUST and the other is "just" a genocide?
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>>43206391
Are all Americans clinically unable to identify or check flags or is it just you?
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>>43206790

Could be worse, BB society was pretty peaceful and had a lot of trade and freedom to travel.
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If not impaled by a tree or few I would teach aboriginals how to make basic shit out of nature so they can actually progress a little bit like native americans or māoris
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>>43206759
That's kinda weird because when looking at the graves next to a hospital on Gotland that treated people from concentration camps it was maybe 25% jewish graves and the rest were polish christians. Seems like the polish took a much worse blow than the jews but you're still taught to feel sorry for the jews instead of your own countrymen?

Not to mention that the whole thing killing nationalists, intellectuals and dissidents continued when stalin rolled in.
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>>43206806
>Churchill fucking loved Stalin

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

“A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up” - Winston Churchill

“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.” - Winston Churchil

There are many more, at one point he even supported Mussolini in Italy against the communists. It was Roosevelt that believed "Uncle Joe" will play ball, and Churchills hands were tied as the UK could not negotiate on their own with the US being the one driving the main agenda with the USSR.


Nice try though.
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>>43206801
>Mediterraneans
>white
They were also BTFO by other pagan monkeys. Christianity helped make the Byzantine Empire a reality and it easily BTFO of both previous "civilizations". When Anglos stopped following pagan bullshit they BTFO of the whole world. Whites made civilization, and Christianity was the kickstarter.
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>>43206803
I keep asking me that question Anon.
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>>43206806
>Churchill fucking loved Stalin

Citation very much needed. Remember, it wasn't the Brits who wrote off eastern Europe to the Russians, that was all on your guy.

An yes, the British complied with the terms of teh treaty they signed, what a terrible "crime" that truly was.
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>>43198013
Hopefully I can somehow make my way to the Indus Valley and live out the rest of my days in a place that actually had public sewage and bath houses.
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>>43198013


>Find nearest Salish tribe.
>approach with modern clothes and pale white skin
>Try to communicate with the peoples.
>Learn the language and tell them i am the spirit of the raven incarnate
>Plant my seed in many squaw's (preferably a fresh squaw every day to spread my seed)
>Tell them of the white man and tell them the year they come
>tell them that the white man are walking demi-gods and are to be worshiped
>????????????
>Profit
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>>43206759

>poles should be ashamed of not helping jews, of hating the jews. etc etc. (the movie Ida)

Nooooo, say it ain't so. You guys are literally the last hope this continent has.
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>>43206300

Ahh I miss the days we were allowed to call it Ayre's rock. Now we have to call it Uluru
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>>43206844

2,000 BC is after the Aryans conquered the area, and they were pastoralists, not urban people like the Harrapans before them.
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>>43206865
>I would have thought the genocide against Poles would have been what you get taught, but they sell it as MUH JEWS there, too?
That pretty much sums it up. They don't teach us about our genocide but only jews. Gee, i wonder why.
>>43206898
They don't give a shit about it. Only jews matter. Poland is turning more into Judeopolonia with each year.
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>>43206908
> Christianity helped make the Byzantine Empire a reality and it easily BTFO of both previous "civilizations".
This is what retarded bible thumpers actually believe?

By the way, the byzantine empire was not Christian from the start either.
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>>43206903
Dresden was bombed at Stalin's request at the Yalta Conference, Churchill gleefully granted his wish.

There are many accounts of Churchills almost schoolboy like crush for Stalin that Roosevelt also had. Churchill was perfectly content with selling out half of Europe to the Soviets as long as the Germans were wiped off the face of the earth.

Quotes mean nothing when his actions echoed louder than his words. He was a flipflopper but in the end him and the state controlled press tried to salvage the horrible reputation for the Red Army whereever possible.
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>tfw this thread makes you genuinely nostalgic for 2,000 BC

Fuck this modern Earth.
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>>43206973

ad1. Then it shouldn't be Indus-Valley _civilization_
ad2. That's not really right.
>The termination of the Harappan tradition at Harappa falls between 1900 and 1500 BCE.
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>>43206908
Technically Americans are not white either.
>When Anglos stopped following pagan bullshit
>stopped
Kek, they did it for the power and gold, you gullible child. LOOK LOOOK, ACCEPT OUR NEW KIKE GOD, YOU WILL GAIN GOLD AND YOUR OWN KINGDOM. Fuck it, why not.

Also, all you know about paganism is a semitic propagana. Paganism was the only true religion of white people, because it came from white minds, hearts and "souls". Paganism forced men to be men and women to be obedient to those men. Something Christianity has failed to do.

Say anything you want, but:

Any barbaric Paganism > Semitic death cults.

>>43206946
Most of Poles don't even care about our "pride" and heritage anymore. We're turning into american shithole society.
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>>43206933
>An yes, the British complied with the terms of teh treaty they signed, what a terrible "crime" that truly was.
They could've just said no. The only european country that said no to the Soviets was Liechtenstein.

A country with no army and no police force had the balls to tell the Soviets that they didnt have any right to forcibly repatriate refugees or other exiles not wishing to go back to the hellhole that was Stalinist Russia.
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>>43207030

Oh. Then yeah, fuck OP in his faggot mouth.
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>>43198013
Probably get raped by some savage natives.
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>>43206105
I met a buttblasted polak last night in CS. Goddamn, it's fun to piss you toilet cleaners off with liberator jokes and the praising of Katyn. :^)
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I am in south Texas by the gulf wearing only the boxers my wife got me with my phone and banana. Fuck I need to get an underwear holster for my gun.
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>>43207007
>Dresden was bombed at Stalin's request at the Yalta Conference, Churchill gleefully granted his wish.
And? Dresden was a vital rail and communication hub, what's wrong with bombing it, faggot?

>There are many accounts of Churchills almost schoolboy like crush for Stalin that Roosevelt also had.
No, there aren't, in fact Churchill despised Stalin.

>Churchill was perfectly content with selling out half of Europe to the Soviets as long as the Germans were wiped off the face of the earth.
Oh, you're a stormfag, carry on then.
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>>43207071
Good for you, my mongolian friend. :^)
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>>43207056
>They could've just said no.

Not the British way. Our tradition has always been to use diplomacy to solve problems, and ignoring the terms of treaties you sign is a surefire way to fuck that method up. Note how no-one was willing to sign a treaty with Hitler after he annexed Czechoslovakia.
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>>43198077
this.

/thread
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Laugh @ all the plebs freezing with their chitons while I'm staying comfy in my warm jacket

then proceed to spend the rest of my days philosophizing and shit I've got some weed on me so that's a plus
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>>43207129
Did Greeks pay their denbts during that time?
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>>43198013
Watch my laptop battery drain while I fap to the porn I have on it. Then go curl up in a ditch and get raped by emu.s
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>>43207004
>bible thumpers
>I can't fucking read!
Slavic education, everyone.
>By the way, the byzantine empire was not Christian from the start either.
>Emperor with a Patriarch since the beginning
Yeah sure thing, subhuman. I guess I'm sure is definitely something a Christian would say.
>>43207051
>Christianity was about power and gold
Fuck off retard. How is it you subhumans slavs know literally nothing about history? If that was so fucking true, why is it when Christianity is weakening in the western world today, that liberals, muslims, and kikes are making it worse? Use your fucking monkey brain.
>Technically Americans are not white either
TOP FUCKING KEK
Quit your baseless butthurt lashing out after getting destroyed.
>barbarism > civilization
And that is why you are a subhuman slavic shiteater. Kill yourself.
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>>43207083
>And? Dresden was a vital rail and communication hub, what's wrong with bombing it, faggot?
It was swelled with half a million refugees and was a vital hospital town for wounded soldiers and civilians?

Even worse than bombing it was the daylight strafing runs made on trains of refugees on the morning after the two british terror bombings.

>No, there aren't, in fact Churchill despised Stalin.
Other way around. Stalin viewed Churchill and Roosevelt as sycophantic appeasers willing to sell out their own people like the above mentioned russian refugees for some pats on the back by bloody handed commissars.

>>43207097
You fight a war for 6 bloody years over western values and democracy but then you hand over 5 million innocents after a war has ended? Sounds like the British way is the hypocritical way.
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>>43207150
You only show how idiotic you are, you fucking of debil.

You literally know shit about any history at all, yet claim to know everything. I suggest you to read an actual history not your burger praising propaganda.

Also
>posting Hitler
This man would smite your entire continent down if he got the nukes first.
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>>43207093
Back to cleaning my toilet or we'll let Putin liberate you too, slavshit. :^)
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>>43207150
>he calls others subhuman
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I would probably die in a few days since northern Sweden was nothing but trees and rocks back then.
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>>43206759
Even those which escaped the war are just like that ^^

It's on our blood! Just like brits will never let the "imperial behaviour" out of their collective consciousness.

It's just a thing great races have.
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> find the most bloodthirsty but reasonably loyal creeps I can
> warn them god is going to flood the earth
> fit my ark with cannons
> kill Noah
> kill any animals on his ark I don't like
> rule a world filled with nothing but cuddly and delicious animals
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>>43205613

I hope you're good at speaking Aztec ^^
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>>43207150
>calls someone subhuman
>bitches about slavic education
>meanwhile doesn't know the official religion of the Byzantine empire was roman polytheism until later on

Both the Roman and ancient Greek civilizations were greater and they weren't bumfucked by a bunch of nomadic turks either.

>>43207165
>It was swelled with half a million refugees and was a vital hospital town for wounded soldiers and civilians?
So fucking what? Does this mean the Germans were not using it for millitary purposes such as transport of suppliesm, millitary units and communications?

>terror bombings
You're a brainwashed retard, that much can be seen by the type of vocabulary you use. As if an aircraft can tell if a train is full of millitary personnel or civilians, you faggot. The Germans surely didn't give a fuck considering they're responsible for the majority of civilians killed during world war 2.
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>>43207247
The Spanish weren't and things still worked out pretty well for them
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>>43207313
they had muskets and horses thought, and syphilis
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>>43207259
>.As if an aircraft can tell if a train is full of millitary personnel or civilians, you faggot.
Yeah, a hospital has a big giant red cross painted on its roof to let pilots know not to bomb it, but they bombed them anyway.

Don't even get my started on how the allies had "targets of opportunity" you apologist piece of shit. Allied pilots would strafe anybody and everybody on the roads they saw whether it was the old, women or children just trying to escape bombed out remains of cities.

The Allied dominance of the air resulted in a bloodbath from mid to late 1944 until the final days of the war. Every major German city was bombed to a crisp and there is no excuse for it.

The Germans should've torn up the geneva convention and tortured any shot down allied pilots they found instead of taking care of them like they did. Maybe that would've fought terror with terror.
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>>43207259

The double irony of stormfags blaming the Bongs for terror bombing is that they are the ones who invented the tactic, during the Spanish Civil War.
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>>43207189
>You literally know shit about any history at all, yet claim to know everything.
The fucking irony. A third worlder telling someone else to get educated.
>getting butthurt about Hitlet
And you were calling others fucking kikes? My sides. If only the holohoax was real, I just wish he would've gassed you disgusting animals or the USSR take Katyn to the next level.
>>43207222
>mongols shitposting
>he thinks he's human
I may unfortunately have a nigger or two living down the street from me, but the future look bright for the White man in America. It's all gonna happen soon.
>>43207259
>making up horseshit with no sources
Ancient Rome had already become Christian before they collapsed in the 5th century and they took it with them to Greece.
>doesn't know this
>thinks his shit tier third world education is good
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>>43207335
>syphilis

It's not clear where syphillis originated, but it's likely to be a New World disease that the Spanish brought back to Europe.
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>>43206908
>glorious roman empire spanning the entire mediterranean
>christianity introduced
>roman empire BTFO'd

t-thanks christians :(
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>>43207346
That justifies it then, right?
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>>43207357
>Byzantines
>HRE
>all civilized countries beyond to present day before liberals set out to destroy it
Historical facts burn, don't they?
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>>43207355
damned unholy natives!
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>>43207339
>Yeah, a hospital has a big giant red cross painted on its roof to let pilots know not to bomb it, but they bombed them anyway.
It's called saturation bombing from high alttitude where precision is impossible to achieve, idiot, and it was the Germans who started it

>muh nazi propaganda
>muh blood thirsty allies

Fact; the Germans were the ones that starte with civilian bombings during world war 2
Fact: the Germans are responsible for the majority civilian deaths in Europe during world war 2
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>>43205449

I guess japan needed white to be civilised ?
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>>43207383


Yes, actually. If you don't want to be terror bombed, don't go around terror-bombing people.
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>>43206695
Your pic is mostly outside of the area of the Unetice culture area.
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>>43207150
>>43207354
>2015
>being a burgerboy
>>43207237
Probably, yeah.
>>
Unless I die
>Reveal truths of life and science
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>>43206402
>>43206439
>>43206493
>>43206554
Ni är båda svenska, så tala svenska era jävla autistiska horungar.
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>>43207432

So? His point was only that Slavs have been in Poland for as long as Slavs have been a thing. Unetice is pre-Slavic.
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>>43207354
>Ancient Rome had already become Christian before they collapsed in the 5th century and they took it with them to Greece.
FALSE, Constantin was the first emperor to allegedly convert to Christianity and it was AFTER the hay-day of the Roman empire, and presence of Christians within the roman empire does not make the roman empire Christian., you fucking idiot

>thinks he's educated
Top kek
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>>43207471
>autistiska

I wonder what this mysterious moonspeak could mean...
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>>43207397
>Fact: I am spoonfed
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>>43207475
Read my original post >>43204521

>The Slavic Poles we know today didn't live there yet.
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>>43207397
>>43207429
>comparing the spanish civil war and the london blitz to the genocide of Hamburg, Berlin, Dresden and dozens of other German cities
The German Air force was in no way equipped for the "saturation bombings" that the allies were capable of.

Also the British bombed the Germans in May of 1940, long before the Germans retaliated.

So the British started it and they ended it with several million innocents dead.

But you get to justify it because you won, you can even call it a "good war".
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>>43207492

"There" referring to Poland? The people who would eventually become the Slavs DID live there, since the time of the European invasions of Europe.
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>>43207394
nah m8. christians were literally the muslims of the ancient world for a while.

just because they *eventually* civilized doesn't mean that they didn't hold back western civilization for hundreds of years

also da roman empire peaked long before christianity was introduced. also, ancient china was more civilized than any other place after the roman empire collapsed and it looks like they're gonna regain their overlord status p soon
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>>43207471
>Shitting up an english board with languages everyone don't understand
Vem är autist här egentligen?
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>>43207489
>moonspeak
Why do you call Scandinavian languages "moonspeak"?
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>>43207498
Oi m8 it was just banter
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>>43198013
Drown.
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>>43207498
>The German Air force was in no way equipped for the "saturation bombings" that the allies were capable of.

They shouldn't have started a fight they couldn't win, then.

The only good kraut is a dead kraut. Bomber Harris did nothing wrong.
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>>43207515
There referring to the Unetice culture area in the image, Slavs were still further east.
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>>43207498
>boo hoo we started the bombing but were not capable of doing such damage thus our enemies should limit themselves cause war is fair amirite gais

It wasn't just the spanish civil war either, faggot. Rotterdam blitz, bombing of Poland, bombing of Yugoslavia and dozens of other places as well.

Fuck off.
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>>43207528

There are only three languages on Earth, English, Welsh, and Moonspeak.

And I'm not sure about French.
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>>43207435
>slavic shitposts in response to getting BTFO by facts
Keep watching that Eastern Horizon for your ol' pal Russia. They wanna give you a long overdue greeting, i'm sure.
>>43207477
>still making horseshit up
>no source exists for Roman Polytheism in Byzantine land
>thinks any non-subhuman should take him seriously
>implying Christianity wasn't the majority in Rome before Constantine
>doesn't know it immediately took flight to Byzantines
>got his monkey ass BTFO again
You should also be gassed and glassed. Just an embarrassment on the globe.
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>>43207519
>Antyder att jag skriver så engelsktalande kan förstå mig.
>Skitar ner.
Att man talar sitt modersmål med sina landsfränder är en självklarhet.
>>
Half native here

Would force the tribes to accept me as their god
Would teach them english
would show all the tech i possibly could

sweep the nation uniting all tribes into one nation.

massacre all the mexican tribes because fuck the chance of them mexicans ever existing

set up giant defense fortifications

start to colonize europe
ask for a ceasefire and to rape africa together

a new humanity is born
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>>43198013

I'm in luck.

I'm a 10 minute walk away from a large group of springs in central Texas. I won't freeze to death, there's plenty of trees around the river, and I will hopefully be able to make friends with the Injuns in the area. There's also plenty of deer to hunt, and I'm ok at bowhunting (the problem here would be initially making a bow, because I don't have a knife on me).

Unfortunately, I don't know of any serious metal mining areas in Texas, so I doubt I'll be able to take my new tribe out of the Stone Age in my lifetime, but I will be able to teach them how to read and write, so at least I've got that.
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>>43207553

There's some overlap. The orginal post was about Poland, tho.
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Make one of these (pic), like everyone else at the time.
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>>43198013
Most likely fall 12 storeys into a dense forest and if the fall doesnt kill me ill get killed by bears or wolves.
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>>43207568
Det är skillnad på ett privat samtal och öppna diskussioner på internet ditt jävla träskmongo
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>>43207545
>They shouldn't have started a fight they couldn't win, then.
But they didn't. The British were the first to initiate the bombing, just like the initiated the second world war by getting involved in a regional conflict.
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>>43206605
>4000 years in the past
Modern (or even medieval) Gaelic isn't going to do dick for you. There may not have been Indo-European languages in Britain at all at that time.
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>>43207598
>implying you have teh skill and knowledge to make anything more advanced than a sandwich
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>>43207566
>doesn't know basic historic facts
>is so butthurt he has to proclaim victory without an argument

We're done here
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>>43207354
>but the future look bright for the White man in America
http://fortune.com/2015/03/10/american-millennials-are-among-the-worlds-least-skilled/
Nope, you're retarded as your post also pretty much describes it.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/13/18934111-census-white-majority-in-us-gone-by-2043
And you're not white nor human, Tyrone.
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>>43207598
I hope all the white weeaboos get transported along with you so you have to deal with them
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>>43198013

Im in my underpants smoking a joint.

It would be in the middle of the Atlantic Rainforest.

I guess I'd just finish smoking and become Jaguar food.

pic related.
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>>43207566
You sad patethic subhuman being.

I wonder, how it must feel to not belong to anything at all.

You can't say you're British since you're no longer a colony, you can't claim to be an Injun.

Literally no history at all. Please go irrelevant shithole.
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>>43207545
And still we are the Major Country in Europe while you are on the Leash of the USA and flooded with Muslim Immigrants who rape your Children while the only Concern your Media has firing Jeremy Clarckson for being politically incorrect.....
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>>43207628
>Please go irrelevant shithole.
You first.
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>>43207608
>The British were the first

Really? The Brits bombed Guernica? The Brits bombed Warsaw? The Brits bombed London?

>Brits started ww2

Top kek
>"Hitler, if you attack Poland, you're attacking us"
>Hitler attacks Poland
>Britain and France DoW
>HURR Y U START WAR?
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>>43198013
Shoot 14 indians dead, save the last round to teach them about firearms.
>become chief
>fuck under many moons
>eventually reconstruct firearms with indians
>England BTFO when they arrive to superior technology and nuclear weapons
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>>43207516
>nah m8. christians were literally the muslims of the ancient world for a while.
>being the one forced underground by persecution
>literally scapegoated by Nero
>just because they *eventually* civilized doesn't mean that they didn't hold back western civilization for hundreds of years
>no evidence
If if you weren't talking out of your ass and that was true, Christian Rome and Byzantines made the Empire that existed only a couple hundred years ago pathetic. Your telling me a bunch of shit eating pagans were going to advance faster than an educated group of men with morals and guidance to help his fellow men? You're as bad as these shitposting sub humans ITT.
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>>43207640
My country is in the center of Europe. + It dates back to god knows where.
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>>43207607
>Träskmongo
Skaffa dig bättre förolämpningar.
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>>43207654
How come the British didn't declare war on the Soviets if it was about protecting Poland?
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>>43207618
>American
>butthurt
>ignorant

Seems legit.
>>
So many people ITT who actually think they know how to create complex technology from scratch.
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>>43207670
>being proud of being in the middle of a gangbang for centuries
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>>43207679
Please don't spank him. Kids deserve to have a little fun.
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>>43206374
tell me more cuckbro
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>>43207670
>my cat turd is old so its a good cat turd
Poland is and always will be the rape victim of europe, next to the baltics.
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>>43198013
immigrate to Egypt
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>>43207696
Says the mongolian. :DDDDDD

PERKELE
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>>43207633
>flooded with Muslim Immigrants

Yeah, good thing you dodged that bullet, hey?

Germoney is doing well now because the Americans rebuilt your sorry ass after ww2 as a counterweight to the USSR. You are literally the luckiest faggots in History, anyone else who started and LOST two huge wars would have been wiped off of the map.
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>>43207670
Except for the fact that Poland didn't become Slavic until the latter part of 7th century, those civilized people who lived in what is now Poland were Germanic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Migration_Period#Second_phase
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>>43207703
Except when we get bored of their small dicks and fuck them with our husar giant dicks. :^)
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>>43198013
>tell the local jews all the smart things popular religious jews said until now.
>the local jews consider me as the smartest rabbi ever
>become super rich and powerful
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>>43207618
>can't refute facts
>hurr you don't know anything!!!!
Fuck off, subhuman.
>>43207620
>fortune
>nbc
I know you're not from here, but goddamn could you even try to link more liberal bullshit? Give it a rest, Mongol. Taking your butthurt on actual whites won't help you save you shithole.
>>43207628
>said the toilet scrubber
You continue to amaze me with you ape-like rage. Stay jealous subhuman. :^)
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>>43198013
Seeing as earth rot8s, probably die due to lack of pressure.
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>>43207676

Because by the time the USSR invaded, we were al.ready at war with Germany. If Stalin had moved first, things might have been very different, but Adolph "Mad Dog" Hitler got the jump on him.
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>>43207730
>Poland
>slavic at all
kekty dooo
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>>43207741
>Stay jealous subhuman.

XDDDDDDD
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>>43207578
I said "Slavic Poles", not Poland.
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>>43207750
Well you're not Germanic anymore, your average Polak looks like an inbred Mongol.
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>2000 BC Toronto
>live with a tribe of Iroqois who think I am a god
>go hunting with them and gain their trust
>fuck hundreds of ripe aged Iroqois women
>plunder enemy villages and rape their ripe young women too
>conquor Canada and deflower every Chieftains daughter
>mfw I am Literal Canadian Rance
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>>43207738

No Jews in 2,000 BC, numbnuts.
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>>43207783
I would post an average Swede, but you can't see him on the black background.
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>>43207730
You've no right here Swedenistan.
Seriously, does your master Muhhamad allow you to spend time on 4chan?
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>>43207741
>butthurt
Keep trying
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>>43207654
>who ever attacks Poland is attacking us
>The Sovietunion attacked Poland too Prime Minister, we have reports have mass killings at Katyn
>Dont matter because our Enemy is Germany
>But Prime Minister Hitler is only focused on reclaiming old german Terrirtory and hates Communism like we do
>Dont matter we care about that after the War

And after 1945 Poland was and half of Europe occupied by a new communist Superpower while UK lost finally its Status as a World Power and is since then the Poodle of the USA
Great Job Britain !
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>>43207715
See the first link in >>43207620
Feels good to be superior to you.
>>43207741
Let's see, which one should i believe?
>fortune & nbc
Or
>fat, retarded non-white
I'll take the first one, Tyrone.
>>
>>43198013
The Britons were working bronze from 2500 bce, if they were, I imagine the rest of northern Europe was too.
>>
>>43207768
>more shitposting
Goddamn Poland, now you have me a bit worried something is legitimately wrong with your brain. You gonna be okay? Take an afternoon nap.
>>43207811
You slavs aren't very well trained in the banter at all. Did Stalin fuck you that hard?
>>
>>43205449
>>43207405
White guy here
Asians >= Hispanic > Black > Arab > Mudslum
>>
>>43207796
2000+ years later the English come in and butt fuck your sons and daughters for fun.
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>>43207824
>You slavs aren't very well trained in the banter at all. Did Stalin fuck you that hard?
>>more lack of knowledge of basic historical facts
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>>43207768
>mfw the only thing worse than living in Poland in the year 2000 BC is living in Poland in the year 2000 A.D.

>>43198013
I'd try to get the savages to not hunt all the horses to death if it's not to late
>>
>>43207848
Tito a shit
>>
>>43207819
That was just a banter, my Fingolian friend.

I like Finiards, based drunks.
>>43207824
>You gonna be okay? Take an afternoon nap.
I'm not fat like you, i don't need to rest every 15 seconds.
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>>43207815

We lost our Empire for the same reason everyone did, the age of empires was over since national identity had spread among the subject people. The Brits at least withdrew gracefully, no Vietnam or Algeria for us.

WW2 ended with Germany raped to death by Russians and cut into two pathetic rump states, it was a good end to a bad mess. Too bad about Poland, tho, but at least they got Prussia.
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>>43207848
I'll take that as a "yes". :^)
Go have that rest with Poland
It looks cute when you two sleep together
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>>43207658
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_pagans_in_the_late_Roman_Empire

themoreyouknow.jpg

they were radical dumbfucks just like muzzos are today. oh gee let's destroy our culture and traditions that built this fucking civilization. sounds a lot like the cultural revolution that happened in china which held it back for decades.
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>>43207855
never forget
>>
> britbong.
> my phone and my clothes.

Cannibalize my phone for parts, particularly the lens, use it to start a fire so I can survive the immediate threat of freezing to death during the night. Go minecraft mode and go for the minerals and materials I know from modern times to be available back then. Trade with the natives for food and other available resources. Fortunately with my level of technological ability I should be afforded some small level of respect, though most will treat me as an outsider. My first goal would be to produce crossbows and work from there.

Fortunately, I studied archaeology at university so I know precisely what current technology is available. I should be able to produce manufactured steel within my lifetime, advancing the culture i'm in by about 500 years.
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>>43207800
>Doesn't have any argument.
You know, my ancestors raped your ancestors, then the English continued with that (who were descended from Normans who were Scandinavians), so stay mad potatonigger.

>>43207799
>Actually is insecure enough to get goaded by that one comment.
Please stop embarrassing yourself
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>>43207880
>I'm not fat like you, i don't need to rest every 15 seconds.

America but honestly, you got rekt by Poland right now.
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>>43207621
lmao
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>>43207914
>Please stop embarrassing yourself
SAYS THE FUCKING SWEDE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>43207902
>implying anyone in Poland can get any girl at all
NICE BIRTH RATE FAGGOT
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>>43207748
hitler and stalin agreed to divide poland LOL
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>>43207944
see>>43207914
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>>43198013
beake bells, I guess...
>>
>>43207880

Do you have banter in Poland, or did you pick it up online? Most Europeans are as clueless about it as Americans are.
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>>43207901
Are you serious? In this case, it's exactly like White imperialism.
>expand to nearby shithole
>make it great
>native niggers get butthurt and try to kill you
>fuck them up and kick them out
>continue to destroy said subhumans that tried to destroy you in the first place for making their shithole better
Stay mad dude. Are you an injun or something?
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>>43207947
All banter aside.
You know why? It's because we use our minds. If you can't provide any living standards to your children, it's better if you have none.

We're not niggers, we actually care for our children.
>>43207951
Bygones be bygones, now you're getting raped in your own country and you can't do anything about it.
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>>43207891
>stalin
>in Yugoslavia

>americans
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>>43207966
>Do you have banter in Poland, or did you pick it up online?
We make fun of almost everything here. It's literally a memeland.
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>>43207989
see>>43207914
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>>43207990
I was speaking about the red tide. I was not wrong.
>flag
You hate yourself that much, huh?
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>>43207354
Stop posting dumb shit. Christianity was not the official religion in Byzantium until a few centuries later after Constantinople was founded.
>>
>>43208003

Must be a Slav thing, Russians are usually pretty funny too.
>in b4 KURWA IVANS
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>>43207989
>LOOK HOW WELL WE MAKE OUR CULTURE GO EXTINCT GUIES
>LOLOLOL AMERICANS


>poland
>having children at all to care for


Also John Paul a pedo priest enabler
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>>43208007
I bought you some bike, my Swedish friend.

Hope you like it. Mr. Muhhamad al Tyrone said it's popular in Sweden right now. Is it true?
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>>43208046
see>>43207914
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