MIDDLE EAST HAPPENING GET IN HERE

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>>42985046
Hi lads.

>>42985046
wuts appenin

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Genocide tiem.

>>42985109
Sandniggers gonna sandnig

Hopefully the whole of the Middle East gets turned to glass.

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IBS HABBENING!!!

Hello, fellow faggots. Can we find a live stream in Yemen, by chance?

I'm torn.

On the one hand I sort of support Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

On the other I am against Saudis entirely and am rooting for #TeamIran

Am I just an idiot hypocrite?

Probably.

But the situations aren't exactly the same and there's a lot of different factors. US is trying to prop up a government supported by Al Qaeda and Saudis that hasn't been a functioning government in years. Iran is trying to change that.

http://strawpoll.me/3962086
http://strawpoll.me/3962086
http://strawpoll.me/3962086

>>42985046
rip Britain its a shame you're an arab country now

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Please kill the Saudis

Pakistan to join the operation in Yemen

Nukes confirmed

Saudis are bombin yemen but I guesssss
http://rt.com/news/244117-saudi-arabia-bombs-yemen-houthis/

>>42985168

Can one of you anonomouse members hack a Saudi gopro for us?

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>>42985176

> No,I watch CNN

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>>42985046
who team iran in here?

how bad could this get?

Dumping

>Houthis seize CIA intel files

http://www.latimes.com/world/middleeast/la-fg-us-intelligence-yemen-20150325-story.html#page=1

>President Hadi left Aden today, fleeing in a boat to Djibouti
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CCMQqQIwAg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.yahoo.com%2Freport-rebels-seize-yemen-air-used-al-qaida-073203837.html&ei=RycTVcyqBM_gaNG2gsgM&usg=AFQjCNFIFAdmGQhbZVgbWN5glLQ5CSxOZw&bvm=bv.89217033,d.d2s

>UN envoy says Yemen on 'rapid downward spiral' as tensions rise
http://www.sabanews.net/en/news392208.htm

>Yemen, long on the brink of catastrophe, may have tipped over the edge
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/23/yemen-brink-catastrophe-mosque-attacks-civil-war

>Yemen Descends Into Chaos As Foreign Minister Seeks Help From Neighbors
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/03/23/394828777/yemen-descends-into-chaos-as-foreign-minister-seeks-help-from-neighbors

>British Special Forces Pull Out Of Yemen
http://news.sky.com/story/1450747/british-special-forces-pull-out-of-yemen

>U.S. Confirms Military Withdrawal From Yemen
http://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-confirms-special-operations-forces-withdrawal-from-yemen-1427046997

>ISIS claims increasing stake in Yemen carnage
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/isis-yemen-carnage-houthi-rebels-advance-in-aqap-territory-toward-hadi/

>Yemen foes square off as fears of war, Saudi-Iran rivalry grow
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/03/23/us-yemen-security-forces-idUSKBN0MJ1GR20150323

TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOOWN.

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>>42985176
>>42985211

>Captcha: eren

>>42985219
PERSIA
E
R
S
I
A

>>42985228
MILD 7

>>42985185
Saudis are our BFFs

>>42985169
team russia/iran best team

>>42985190

Mexibro, y u no source?

My happeningdick is hard and 3/4 of the way to an amerijaculation.

>>42985249
>persia

ok grandpa.

>>42985209
Please anomalies, you're our only hope.

IRAN! MAKE WW3 HAPPEND!

>>42985256
NO

>>42985262
iran yes
russia no

>>42985219
>torn jeans
degenerate

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>>42985046
Hopping in

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>>42985219
go Iran !!

>>42985262
#TeamUkraine
#TeamIran
#TeamLightSkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlcUwUwjLrs

Post your music to prepare for the happening!

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>>42985046
So what is happening in the Middle East? Does it have to do with Yemen?

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>>42985262
this

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Looks like oil prices are going back up. Good for my retirement portfolio.

>>42985289
whats the deal with russia, is russia and US both horrible? or whats the deal

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>>42985046
it is finally time

>>42985298
>Wears his nice jeans to beat up mexicans

You're one of them metrosexual white nationalists I see.

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>>42985176
>no I watch CNN

>>42985421
>Russia
>Terrible
yes
>US
>Terrible
yes

>>42985421
>is russia and US both horrible?
short answer yes

We havent been the good guys since like 1950 excluding kuwait. We just have cool shit so everybody doesnt hate us unless they dont get our cool shit in which case they hate us.

Pipebomb come hither we need your words of wisdom in these dark times

>>42985411
market's going to tank tomorrow, friend

>>42985493
what like CM Punk?

>>42985435

They look like the Novorrusian's ones.... Ukraine are selling their weapon to Houthis?

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>>42985421
People is bored of the Americanized world. We want a Russianized world.

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>>42985046
initial reports of a Saudi jet being shot out of the sky. will post updates as they come in. the happening is happening

>>42985473
That's an awesome position to be in.

We're like the Comedian.

>>42985499
oil's going to go up... good for teh jews... good for putin and Iran.

>>42985046
'avin a sensory overload from all the happenings today.

>>42985355
Yeah I don't really know either but Yemen is getting fucked by rebels and saudi fags just bombed yemen

BLOWOUT SOON, FELLOW STALKER

>>42985537
except we are basically burning money trying to keep the world's chimp population happy and under control

>>42985519
Like Russia would want anything to do with Mexico. Maybe if they need some Donkeys or fireworks you might be useful.

Fuck did I miss

>>42985519
Go hope their border then if you love them so much.

>>42985618

IT

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>>42985499
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102532161

U.S. crude settled 3.6 percent up at $49.21 a barrel on Wednesday as a weaker dollar, fighting in Yemen and speculative buying boosted prices in spite of U.S. inventories building to record highs for an 11th week.

Maybe I'll finally have some money left over after alimony and child support to eat more than just pudding.

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HOLY SHIT PAKISTAN PLEASE NO

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7R2pM_ryPQ

>>42985644
'S HAPPENING

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>Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain, Qatar and Kuwait said they "decided to repel Houthi militias, al-Qaeda and ISIS in Yemen.” - @RSyrianCivilWar

the middle eastern nations in the US's pocket are basically telling Iran to go fuck itself, ITS HAPPENING

https://twitter.com/rconflictnews
https://twitter.com/rconflictnews
https://twitter.com/rconflictnews

lots of updates here ^

>>42985583
>except we are basically burning money trying to keep the world's chimp population happy and under control

The plight of the white man.

>https://twitter.com/rConflictNews/status/580888256566394881

houthi's are shooting AA at jets

>>42985665
I would love to hear what Obama is saying right now.

>>42985729
"thank god our military didn't start this, my reputation isn't tarnished by another country i ruined"

>>42985246

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI&spfreload=1

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War, huh yeah... What is it good for?
Absolutely everything! Say it again!
War huh yeah... What is it good for?
Absolutely everything! Say it again!
Listen to me:

Oh, war, I really approve
'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives
It means construction and shorter unemployment lines
When the poor go off to fight
For the jews and die

War, huh yeah... What is it good for?
Absolutely everything! Say it again!
War huh yeah... What is it good for?
Absolutely everything! Say it again!
Listen to me:
War! Ain't nothin' but a job maker!
War, friend to politicians and coffin makers!

Oh war, is a friend to all mankind
Because it means destruction to fields and pines
War has caused unrest within the younger generation
Build a nuke and then launch it, WOAH!

War, huh yeah... What is it good for?
Absolutely everything! Say it again!
War huh yeah... What is it good for?
Absolutely everything! Say it again!
Listen to me:
War, it ain't nothin' but a job maker
Friend to politicians and masturbators!

Oh, war has built up many a boys' life
Made him honored and sanctified
We're too overpopulated to feed every infant these days
War will fix this just like cancer and AIDS!

War, huh yeah... What is it good for?
Absolutely everything! Say it again!
War huh yeah... What is it good for?
Absolutely everything! Say it again!
Listen to me:

>>42985729
Chocolate LBJ doesnt care anymore. He will probably be pissed and keep trying to work on the iran deal.

Jesus Christ, this Shia/Sunni hatred goes way way deep.

They should just declare the entire Eastern Middle East shiiite and the Western Middle East Sunni, and exchange populations.

>>42985754
I mean more of what he thinks of this. Not what he thinks about his reputation because of this.

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>>42985665

>>42985792
If all else fails, he'll blame it on GOP treason. Won't charge them though because politicians don't do that to one another... gotta look out for each other.

>>42985811
>not just having a 317,000,000-state solution
http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-in-middle-east-given-own-country-in-31700,36484/

>>42985811
How couldn't we think of this the whole time?

>>42985811
>Eastern Middle East shiiite
It already is shit Carlos.

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>>42985619
You jelly? nah I don't need to hop any borders I'm high class equivalent of middle-high or middle in your country.

>>42985617
we can work some commerce. I mean we are already one of the few countries in America that is working commerce with China, accepting basically all the trade goods.

USA is more anti-china and anti-russia we are not, some economists here know the future political meta.

Russia and China for top tier.

>>42985826
probably nothing

he is ignoring everything

he will ignore this type of shit as long as possible, so the next president has to deal with it

>>42985811
>and exchange populations

Because that would be a huge pain in the ass. Even if you explained that shit to the people they would not want to move. These people enjoy war since their religion prohibits most anything else fun.

It's go out and fight your neighbor or sit around staring at goats. Even if you did manage to move them they'd still kill each other. Middle east needs authoritarian leadership to get these people in line. Saddam kept Iraq under control.

Saudi arabia is calling it Operation "Decisive Storm"

>>42985919
There are two parties to choose from for the next election.

Party BOMB IRAN
Party NOT BOMB IRAN

choose wisely

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>>42985097
Habbenings confirmed for comfy as fuck.

Who doesn't want to curl up on the couch with your cat and enjoy the show?

>pic related, my cat Noodles watching the Ferguson riots

AmericanDefenseNews @AmDefNews 1m1 minute ago

BREAKING: User @FGunay1 reports a Saudi jet has been downed. UNCONFIRMED. #Yemen

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>>42985789
Noice

Wage slave from 8-5 fill me in bros is this it should I go dig up my precious metals ?

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http://www.haaretz.com/news/middle-east/1.648912

Remember it's Thursday in Israel. It's really happening this time.

>>42985997

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>42985990
Better have plenty of blankets when oil goes up to $300/barrel

>>42986013
just oil/energy/defense industries.

Get your blankets everyone this is gonna be a comfy happening

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CIA agents btfo

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>>42985997
FULL GROUND INVASION SOON BROS

SAUDI ARABIA AND SUCH HARAM INFIDEL NATIONS ARE DEFYING THE GREAT NATION OF IRAN

WAR SOON!!!

>>42986043
Haha, I live in the Mojave desert.

Turned on the heat like four times this past winter.

>>42986043
I hope it does. My state makes all of it's money from oil and these low prices are fucking painful.

If they go up we gonna have big dividend checks at the end of the year.

Things like this happen when the price of oil get too low. Take note.

Seriously though this suit is depressing.
LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE MIDDLE EAST IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

and I don't mean lovable assholes like us, it's like a giant fucking Balkans

Someone spoonfeed me.

What's happening?

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>>42986059

>>42985256
love you

>>42986134
There's no comparison between Sunni and Shia. Sunnis are subhuman filth

>>42986134
>LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE MIDDLE EAST IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

You kind of have to be an asshole when you could get murdered at any moment by a rival tribe. Islam is a fucking plague on nations.

So ISIS is trying to fuck shit up in Yemen.
arabs are attacking them..

what has this to do with Iran?

>>42986169
Disgusting filthy arab, your time has come.

That germanwing airline that crashed in France was likely a hijack, pilot was locked out of cockpit. Looks like NF is getting elected.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11491587/Airbus-A320-crashes-in-French-Alps-with-148-people-on-board-live.html

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>>42985246

These are truly halcyon days

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>>42985729
Nothing, his mouth is full of Ayatollah cock right now.

>>42986201
Houthi Rebels are supported by Iran

>>42986169

Fuck off goatfucker. I hope mecca is obliterated.

>>42986169
You're going to pay for your filthy backroom dealings with kikes, you filthy dog.

>>42986252
What about your filthy backroom dealings 'merifag?

>US supports Iran in Iraq
>Saudis against Iran in Yemen,
>While negotiating a nuclear deal with Iran

How the hell did it comes to this fuckery

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>>42986201

>>42986169
Ignore the Shiaboos, Saudi is based
Khamenei can eat shit

>>42986277
Is my oil pipeline built yet?

>>42986165
Yemen is collapsing being conquered by Iran backed Shia militants. Saudi's are freaking out because they're literally next door and it's like when a row house catches fire and you know your house is next.

If the Saudis fall then all bets are off and chaos reigns in the Middle East. More so than usual.

>>42986277
those days are over now.

>>42986216
>Iran backs Houithis
>Saudi Arabia goes in to save Yemen
>German plane was crashed by terrorist
>terrorist has Iranian ties
>whole world hates Iran
>Israel attacks

fuck!

>>42986297

Because it's arabia- everyone there is sub-retard intelligence.

Honestly it's surprising they even learned how to operate firearms.

Re-drawing of ALL middle eastern borderlines NOW.

Every ethnicity/religion combination gets its own country. There is no other solution.

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>>42986206
>>42986235
>>42986252
hurt my feelings

>>42985219
looks like the right guy would kick the fucking shit out of left guy

>>42986303
US... alqaeda... Saudi Arabia... hmm if I don't know any better, I'd say that there was a historical connection here.... but I guess not since I only get my news from CNN.

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>>42985046
use links next time: http://rt.com/news/244117-saudi-arabia-bombs-yemen-houthis/

>>42986326

The Saudis are precisely WHY the Middle East is so chaotic right now

Elites in the Saudi government are responsible for reorganizing and funding ISIS

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>>42985789
Noice

>>42986326
>Yemen is collapsing
why?

>>42986303
Jordan on the same side with ISIS? I'm confused, spoonfeed me pls.

Regional war incoming

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/03/26/us-yemen-security-houthi-reaction-idUSKBN0MM04720150326

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>>42985997
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>42986312
they can all eat shit
all of them

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>>42986297
because pic related literally refuses to stop guzzling Iranian cum despite the wishes of the American people

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>>42986303
>al-qaeda
>supported by america

>>42985302
bill gets mass

>>42986303
Why does the US even bother supporting those shitholes.

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>>42985046
HOUTHIS SHOOT DOWN SAUDI JET, CLOSEUP PICTURES SOON

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>>42986419
>>42986396
>>42986365
It's not like it's the first time they do this

>>42986396
thats the alqaida flag not isis
they're not together its just that they have the same enemy

>>42986332
>implying they havent just begun

sorry i'm a little lost.

Why is Iran backing rebels in yemen in the first place?

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>>42985046
Well, I haven't seen this much potential for happening sense korea a few years ago. In fact, that happening inspired me to join the military, which I did. I will be a part of this great happening, much like all of you.
God speed /pol/iticians.

>>42986352
300,000,000 state solution

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Gentlemen, it seems that sleep's here for me.

Have a good happening, my fellow comrades.

May the comfy threads be with you

>>42986455
ITS
HAPPENING

>>42986383
who cares

>>42986455
sauce pls

>>42986404
how many houithis are there?

i know they have shit like jets and tanks though because the saudis bombed a few of them earlier

>>42986488
Wahhabi oppression breeds Shia solidarity

>>42986378
>The Saudis are precisely WHY the Middle East is so chaotic right now

Maybe so but that doesn't change the fact that things are going to get worse before they get better. A lot worse.

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>yfw you will never have a goatskin helicopter seat

>>42986488
because muh persian empire
Keep in mind that Iran owns Lebanon (via Hezbollah) and Syria (via Assad) and the shiite half of Iraq

>>42986510
goodnight, my amphibian friend.

>>42986356

Did Khalid al-Mansour pay for Obama to get into Harvard Law?

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>>42986455

>>42985493
>>42985517
Benjamin Netanyahu, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks to let muslims tear your nation to shreds, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Ben. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people who're black.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. We're the best. We're the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than we are and that’s manipulating minorities.

You’re as good at manipulating minorities as Golda Meir was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Jon Stewart though. He’s a pretty good shepherd. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!

Punk waves to the camera

I am the best race in the world.

We’ve been the best since day one when we walked onto land. And we’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Hitler saw something in us that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Hitler guy. You know who else was a Hitler guy? Bobby Fischer. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Bobby is I’m going to leave Israel in rubble first.

>>42986537
And Shia oppression breeds Sunni solidarity.
We religious wars nao

shit posting at its finest

>>42986542
looks comfy as fuck

>>42986556
I’ve grabbed so many of Heebee Mckikeburger's imaginary bills that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost five millenia, I have proven to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in war, even in your legal system! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on Comedy Central. I’m not on any movie posters. I don't get any "holidays". I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that blacks get their very own entertainment network and for me to have one is racist makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are conforming to this kike's every whim. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning around city hall, you come over with your seven children - all of different fathers by the way - and complain about not getting enough money from welfare because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving Israel once and for all on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend the US or Japan. Maybe…I’ll go back to Germany.

[Hitler looks at the camera and waves]

Hey, Hitler, how you doing?

>>42986491
>inspired by a happening ot join the military...

it's as if you do not want to survive the happening

>>42986571

>War begins
>Shitposting

You're dumber than a rock anon

>>42986556
10/10

>>42986542
he looks so fucking bored

>>42986599
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this shit country. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. This Yiddle diddle is going to make money despite himself. He’s a billionaire who should be a trillionaire. You know why he’s not a trillionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag media manipulators, like Jewsaurus over here, who’s going to tell the people everything he wants them to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this place will better after Israel is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic muslims and his doofus coloreds and the rest of his stupid slaves.

Let me tell you a personal story about Jews alright. We do this whole [anti] racism campaign...

[Microphone cuts off]

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Guys I was just flipping channels and even Rachel Maddow is talking about this. Even she was just saying that Shiite Iranian backed rebels are fighting AQAP while the Saudis bomb the shit out of them. She also said NBC news has confirmed the entire Saudi Arabian army is massed on the border.

inb4 why are you watchng Rachel Maddow

WW3 Confirmed.

USA
Iran
Saudi Arabia
Yemen
ISIS

Can anyone tell me which countries are on which side? Also, is this WWIII?

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>>42985046
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>42985046
TLDR of whats going on?

>>42986549
WHO?

>>42986625
I'm watching Maddow, too. It was the first report I could find. She says WWIII confirmed.

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>>42986630
>why contain it

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>>42986632
IT'S HABBENING

>>42986630
LOL, god dmant umrica help those idiots xD

>>42986632
Shia rebels in Yemen make major gains. Sunni SA and others aren't having it: airstrikes and maybe tanks.

>>42986632
IT'S HAPPENING
SHIITE SAUDI WAR NOW
THE THOUSAND NATION OF THE PERSIAN EMPIRE

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>>42986378
>The Saudis are precisely WHY the Middle East is so chaotic right now

This is such an ignorant analysis of the Middle East.

Saudi Arabia quenches the thirst of the rabid arab. They practice shariah but it's actually relatively cucked - only 1 stoning from adultery since 1980 (almost like a reformed Jewish country would do it; Pissrael is not a Jewish country).

You replace that with ISIS, and you'll get an adultery beheading every day.

Yemen is also right near the entrance to the Red Sea, imagine if they closed it and ships couldn't go through the canal

the world would get so fucked over

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>>42986455
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE!

I always wanted to know Allaru Akbar real name! please!

>>42986629
BATTLE ROYALE

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

>>42986648

Prince Waleed's chief legal advisor

American-born radical black nationalist who converted to Islam and represented the OPEC countries during the embargo in the 70s

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>>42986169
When will Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, and Israel go on a rampage across the Middle East to eradicate the Shia heretics?

>>42986683
its international waters and if they tried such a thing they would get BTFO by the worlds collective 100+ naval fleets

>>42986608
give me a link then and, why would it begin in the middle east first why not in vodka land. What are the allu akbars going to do they dont have nukes.

>>42986630
>>42986658
>>42986663

Literally Ukraine Hohols retards levels, please Houthis, BTFO sunnis scumbag

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>post yfw its actually happening

>>42986694
who cares really?
they all probably did

@zaidbenjamin
>#Saudi Arabia, #Kuwait, #Qatar, #UAE, #Bahrain, #Jordan, #Egypt, #Sudan, #Morocco and #Pakistan are the members of the coalition in #Yemen

>>42986607
Oh, not only will I survive, I'll thrive in it. Outside of conspiracy bullshit, we western nations need dedicated, smart, capable individuals to man our military for the coming catastrophe. You would also be surprised how many redpilled peeps are in.

>>42986675
Rofl are you fucking serious? You need to check up on the number of beheadings they've done in Riyadh this year alone. They have a special name for the place in Dee'ra Square: they call it Chop Chop square.

Savages.

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>>42986707
no
fuck this sectarianism

ITS HAPPENING
WWIII CONFIRMED
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN IT HAPPENED

>>42986169
based saudis, remove rafidah

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>>42985169
supporting TeamIran is consistent with supporting russia... you wouldn't be a hypocrite for those stances

both positions are defending populations seeking to assert their right to pursue an independent course without being dominated by western nations and institutions

>>42986768
sitting on a couch watching Conan videos

>>42986303
>US
>Saudi Arabia
>al-Qaeda
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahaha

well done america

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>>42986727

>who cares that a radical black nationalist who is buddy with the Saudi King and advisor of one of the richest men in the world got our future president a lead position at Harvard Law School

>>42986754
>You need to check up on the number of beheadings they've done in Riyadh this year alone.

Please Northern America.

Saudi Arabia beheads for every crime, including murder. I'm talking about stoning for adultery.

>>42986415

>Wanting to bomb Iran

>2015

Ted Cruz is waiting for you

BREAKING: Sudan just cut all diplomatic ties with Iran

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/193175#.VRNjvh39r7Y
>US Declassifies Document Revealing Israel's Nuclear Program

This is a big fucking deal. Even though we all knew Israel had nuclear weapons, for the last 50 years people have had to say "alleged" nuclear weapons when talking about it because Israel refused to admit it. The US just forced them into admitting it or looking like complete jackasses on the world stage.

>>42986784
ayyyy, but russia is still a shithole with similarly corrupt pplz

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>>42986675
jew

>>42986808
more like whodan lmao

Can someone recap everything that's happened thus far, and where things stand now? Scanned the thread, seems to be no recap. Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>42986800
They also behead for accusations of witchcraft and sorcery.

Stop defending their Iron Age bullshit.

>>42986808
source?

>>42986769
goddamn why so many wahhabis here??

>>42986793
why are you surprised?

>>42986709

>Thread full of links

Too lazy you fuckwad.

>>42986832
>>42986632
>>42986667

>>42986832

Yemen happening

Houthi shias supported by Iran wrecking shit Islamic State style and the Saudi government is responding in full

>>42986832
Saudis are invading Yemen.
Saudi planes have been shot down by rebels.
IT'S HAPPENING

>>42986768
Smoking weed and watching school of rock. My only day off for the next 2 weeks, at least before the war started.

>>42986832
itz da j000000000000z da joooooooooooooos daaa juiiiiceeeeeee

>>42986832
Two Saudi jets reportedly shot down in Yemen by the Houthis.

More to follow ...

>>42986832
see
>>42986625
and
>>42986667

This is blowing up as we type this right now. Not all media outlets are on the ball yet.

>>42986808

source? If thats the case, then the assumption is that Sudan is covering their ass and sees Yemen as a lost cause for Iran.

>>42986867
Saudi military at the border
1 plane shot down

>>42986847
Initially saw it on Twitter.

Al Arabiya just created an article about it http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2015/03/26/Sudan-closes-offices-of-all-Iranian-missions-and-groups.html

Includes embassy, diplomatic missions, etc

>>42986850

I'm not surprised at all, just wondering if you had any clue

>>42986850
Baqiyyah.

germanwings pilot was a suicide in other news

Guys I read the thread and I dont understand shit.

Yemen is being attacked by Saudis, who are the good guys here? and who are we rooting for?

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>>42985435
THANK YOU BASED BUK

>>42985518
south yemen used to be a "People's Republic" soviet surrogate in the 70s and 80s so it's probably from then... pretty much their entire airforce is migs and sukhois so not too farfetched they'd have soviet air defense too

although ukraine might well have sold it to them illegally as well at some point in the last 20 years

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WE CAN'T KEEP LETTING HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS!

>>42986927
the saudis are killing iranian militants and yemen

#fuck iranian rats

>>42986844
>They also behead for accusations of witchcraft and sorcery.

I'm not saying they don't behead for extra-moral shit.

I'm just saying the shariah in Saudi Arabia is cucked and restrained. There's a lot of judicial proof that is forced down the throats of the process. This is something ISIS completely and utterly lacks.

It's not perfect, but god damn it, it's better than most of the alternatives. Also, Saudi Arabia is a docile nation from an american perspective.

>>42986832
US leaked Israeli nuke program

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/193175

>>42986913
Faniyyah

>>42986927
#teamiran

>>42986893
I was really surprised how long it took MSM to pick this up - nothing for an hour after the story broke.

If dubs Iran nukes Israel in two days.

>>42986912
yeah i think i heard about it

the republicans never brought it up or used it?

>>42986959
is that kosher?

>>42986933
THANK YOU BASED BUK

>>42986927

"Good" depends on who you want to win.

If we go solely by technicalities, Houthi shias are rebels and the Saudi government is technically trying to keep order.

So, if Saudi wins, "terrorism" has been supressed.

If Houthi wins, it was a glorious "revolution"

pick a side

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>shia in charge of total war

are these niggas retarded?

>>42986927
Yemen has been taken over by Iranian backed rebels who are at war with both the Wahhabist Saudis and sunni Al Qaeda. Saudi Army is massed at the Yemen border and planes have been shot down. Possible US involvement from Djibouti as well.

>>42986996
saudi dude, give updates pls

>>42986927
You're rooting for Al-Qaeda... no seriously

>>42986952
MR. ARABIA? HE'S THE DEVIL

>>42987015
>the map doesn't include the large syrian druze communities as shia

shiggydiggy

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>>42986713

>>42986965
what does that mean?

>>42986813
i agree, they're more corrupt by far on a superficial level and probably close in corruption at the highest levels, i'm just admittedly a contrarian edgefag and i like having our hypocritical leaders BTFO on occasion

>>42987015
why no sunni spam in united kingdom?

bad map

>>42986987
If dubs, Ali Khamenei announces that he is coming out of the closet as a feminist.

>mudslimes killing eachother with slightly more fervor than usual
remind me why anyone cares?

>>42986996

Only back before Obama was even elected

What do you know about Prince Bandar being behind the rise of ISIS, and trying to sell the war to the US?

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>>42986956
mohammed pls

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I JUST WOKE UP FROM MY COMA

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

>>42987061
some of them are gonna have nukes in a few years

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dear lord please let this turn into an all out civil war between suni and shia leaving no survivors

>>42987049
Gone
فانيه

>>42987071
Prince Bandar did 9/11 which got America to Iraq
also probably did London 7/7
and threatened Russian Olympic terrorist attack
also behind a load of other shady oil for guns deals.

>>42987087
your dad is giving out free blowjobs in yemen

>>42987045
>"O Allaah bestow your blessings on our Shaam. O Allaah bestow your blessings on our Yemen." The people said, "O Messenger of Allaah, and our Najd." I think the third time the Prophet, sallallaahu alayhi wa sallam, said, "There (in Najd) will occur earthquakes, trials and tribulations, and from there appears the Horn of Satan."

>>42987109
J-jew
>looks at picture

fuck, you're not even hiding it.

>>42986956

But wasnt Iran good? What are you not telling me american bro?

>>42987013

But arent Saudis being supported by US? Isnt that like a bad sign?

REQUESTING screen cap of someone saying things were going to happen today/tomorrow maybe?

could be misremembering but the 25th sticks out as being what the random sketchbag said

>>42987134
GOOD OLE DAD

>>42985219
iran is chill

>>42987023
im in saudi arabia but that doesn't make me know more im not on the front lines
just watching tv :)

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>>42986813
Dude the side that has the Snowden. Is the good one.

Simple. As. That.

You will learn someday, that maybe, maybe USA needs to lose his current (fake) #1 power position in the world, so the corrupt democrats, repulicans, zionists, marxists can fuck off. Its a change that needs to happen.

Support encryption.

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>>42986303
>al qaeda

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>>42987139
>Horn of Satan

>>42987148
>But wasnt Iran good? What are you not telling me american bro?
no, they're trying to undermine the US and create nukes.

Fuck those faggots