We've got a lot of people here because of the St. Louis happening, so I'm making this thread in case anyone wants to make some more cards. One more thread and we might actually have enough to make a game.
OK, fuck it, I'm just going to start making cards myself until someone else gets some inspiration. Given all the shit that's happening right now you'd think this thread would be flooded, but I guess /pol/ needs a little jump start.
What's the good cardmaker link? Or are they all as good as each other?
Haha I am loving the MTG nig cards. Thank you so much for making them. I am going to print them out and make a deck out of them if I can get enough of them. Got lots of apes in green but want to stay black. Someone should share these with niggermania. So awesome!
Not sure the validity of this but maybe just a heads up for My friends in St. Charles County....There is supposed to be a riot at mid rivers mall tonight. They are also going to hit 5th street and first Capitol in st. Charles.
If shit goes down in Saint Charles... I live on 1st Capitol
i don't have a bolees scanner. im broke and it's late. I will go out... fuck shoes
Shouldn't that be destroy all Black creatures
That's usually how these things go
it's hard to tell when there are so little cards. someone should upload them all somewhere.
Fixed the mana cost, both for playing with, and to reflect there were two black men.
Continuing with our theme of cards that exist in real life, I give you this.
Reposting this because the thread I linked to 404'd.
Someone help me make this
Detriot City comes into play with 8 Chimpout counters on it. Whenever a black permanent under your control leaves play, remove a Chimpout counter from Detriot City.
When there are no more remaining Chimpout counters, search your deck for the card "Category 5 Chimpout", put it into play,then shuffle your library.
This is good. We need some more low-level creature cards. We've got a decent supply of enchantments, instants, sorceries and artifacts now, so what's left?
Holy fucking lel, this may be the best card yet.
Keep it up, this thread has some amazing work. Maybe we should post this on some MtG forums or tell our friends about it if they play.
2 mana to play
on the second turn whatever white creature with whatever affix (havent played magic sicne I was 10) is now probably twice as strong
that 1 mana faggot paladinclericangelfaggot 1/2 with thrue strike is now 2/3 you proceed to rape any level 1-2 enemy creature
by your third turn you now have a a 2/3 and a 4/5 faggotyass clerics who both have truestrike or some kind of gayass healing
on 3rd turn...
I did consider that name, but the card was based on someone else's suggestion, which in turn was based on the official chimpout chart. Of course, you're free to make a Chimpening card.
Maybe we should make a Factions expansion set specifically about keyboard warriors for various ideologies. I already thought about making an SJW expansion, but we have a lot of those cards already.
fix'd "with Defender". Otherwise, really powerful and not retarded.
5 black mana
All black creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn. All white creatures your opponent control are exiled from the game. At the end of your turn destroy all lands you control.
Here's a card for the people on the ground near the Michael Brown chimpening.
Encyclopedia Dramatica nigger page.
I've been thinking about this actually. I only played Magic once, many years ago, so my knowledge of the rules and procedures is virtually non-existent; however, I do recall something about the colors specifying the type of card (or school of magic). So blue is water, black is death and so forth. I see that portrayed in these cards. If I am way off I apologize, I've been trying to read up the rules as I go.
My point is, what if instead of making this a /pol/-centric game, we correspond each color with a board. So red would be /pol/, blue would be /v/, purple would be /lgbt/, green would be /tv/, and so on. Call it "4chan: The Happening" or something. I think it would be very interesting to see a /pol/ deck up against a /tg/ deck.
By the way, this is playable in Tabletop Simulator. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auF14xjNLos
Would there be a better way to distinguish the boards other than by color?
Looks like you have your answer.
As for different boards, the Happening is a /pol/ meme and thus I don't think it's really justifiable to include full decks or colors to represent other boards or websites. Individual cards would be fine, though.
I went through the other threads and saved what I could. There are some doubles (3 Zimmermans) and a few cards that break the game (like the Spiderman card); not including those there are about 150 unique cards.
Here is one from a previous thread.
Here are all of the cards made so far.
One thing I noticed is that there a re almost no lands.
Here's a card commemorating the source of the meme that spawned this game in the first place.
make Militarized Police
5 blue mana
trample, first strike
Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we've been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it.
That's actually a common theme running through most of the cards. Since they are made by a bunch of different people, most of the creature types don't match up. I wouldn't worry about it.
Also, this seems very OP to me, is it?
And here's a card for Ron Paul's archrival.
Well this has been interesting, but I need to go to bed. I really like this idea and I hope to see these again.
when did the cards look like this?
i kinda like that. we need a joseph smith deck or something.
>Search your library for a card called Al Sharpton
My sides completely disintegrated.
OP here. I didn't expect this many people to participate, but I'm glad we got a good thread going. You guys have made some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen on /pol/. I'm going to bed soon, so I don't know how much longer the thread is going to last. In the quite likely event that we don't reach 302 cards, we should have another thread this weekend to finish the rest.
Here's my last card of the night to celebrate one of the most hilarious happenings in /pol/ history.