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>meanwhile, in Ancient Rome /pol/...

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>meanwhile, in Ancient Rome /pol/...
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CAESAR DECLARED DICTATOR
ITS HAPPENING!!!
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degeneracy...
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>>33283717

Who was the Roman version of Ron Paul?
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>>33283773
Brutus, obviously.
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>>33283773
Jesus
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>>33283773
Brutus
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Those Jews in judea are fucking up everything.
>mfw Pilatus finally goes there
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>>33283674

the senate is a puppet for the hebrews

Ceasar did nothing wrong
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>>33283773
>>33283786
>>33283805
>>33283813

>not Cato the Younger
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I only take Germanic dick
You roman boys are too small to handle this ass ;)
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>>33283674
Hey decanus anon, im not so sure that you should marry that girl from Judea province. Yeah they make good merchants and I even got a good libyan slave for only a few hundred denari, but something about them makes me uneasy
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>>33283773
Cicero
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>>33283773
Caito.
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>>33283674
>>meanwhile, in Ancient Rome /pol/...
what time period
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>>33283674
There is nothing wrong with being a Visigoth.
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>>33283773
Cicero for sure. He actually gave a shit about something other than power and money.
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MOOR HATE THREAD
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>>33283674
>Sicilians
>Roman
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>>33283940
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with being a Vandal.
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>>33283901
fucking race mixing whore. enjoy having little bastard children and being a single mom when Alaric leaves you to pillage.
you are the scum of the Empire for wanting to mix with low IQ savages
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>>33283786
no he wasn't retard.
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"By order of the triumvirate, during his residence here, all mockery of the Jews and their one god shall be kept to an appropriate minimum."
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THE BURNING OF ROME WAS A FALSE FLAG

NERO DID IT
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>>33283773
Difficult. I want to say Marcus Aurelius in his attitude, and Brutus in his methodology and strategy.
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Kill the Carthaginians
Punic war now
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My farm at Galia got raided again! Thanks Caesar!
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>implying Rome wont get BTFO by Hannibal

Have fun trying to fend off elephants faggot.
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>>33283773
Cincinnatus. Without a doubt.
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>>33284046
>/pol/ being represented by the propaganda paintings of the Reign of Terror
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Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

He's a big brute
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>564 AUC
>Being a Macedonian
>ever
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Ooga booga where the Latin women at
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>>33283674
feral children found the greatest empire of their world
>SPQR
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>>33283674
You silly peasants think that your gladius will stop the entire Roman legion
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>>33284250
The Seleucids then are a perfect analogy for Greece today. They lost half their homeland after being AWARDED it by the international community post World War I and managed to lose it to a splinter revolutionary group with smaller numbers and inferior weaponry.
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Ancient Roman /pol/ would be the equivalent of Graffiti in Rome by drunkards who were leaving the tavern
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VARUS, GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!
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>>33284339
> many centuries from now, the future generations of our species will find this place and what we wrote
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I want to have consensval sex with this effeminate boy. Yov all cool with that? I'll see yov at the ampitheater later
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>>33284396
The judeans did it
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>>33284144
Wow. You're right. Thank you.
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>>33283674
Caesar is a tyrant intent upon destroying the Republic. He is a traitor, not a savior. Wake up SHEEPLE! You had the chance to support Cato, now it is too late. You made your bed, now lie in it
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>>33283674
>Implying you Jews can destroy the empire
Hadrian, stop being such an anti-Semite.
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>>33284419
>anno domini 2972
>be assigned by glorious one-world-state occupation committee to archaeological duties
>find ancient plastic tablet bearing a negroe's face, "yes we can" and a flag decorated with stars and lines
>estados unidos was black!
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>>33284419
>>33284339
http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm

I.2.23 (peristyle of the Tavern of Verecundus); 3951: Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.


I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.


II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

There's more. But this is graffitii from pompeii found and translated
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>>33284144
Comparing Cincinnatus with that kook. Cinncinnatus didn't crave power but he didn't cripple the state's power. In 1000 years people will still remember Cinncinatus and no one will give a fuck about Ron Paul
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>>33283773
Cato the Younger
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>>33283773
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>>33283674
I don't really care anymore /pol/.

I mean, the people are abandoning the old religion, the army is filled with Germanics and immigrants are allowed to enter the empire and there is no attempt to force them to assimilate.

I'm just here to watch Rome burn.

It's all over.
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>>33284538
Tfw we haven't changed in 2000 years
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>>33283773
No one. Ron Paul is a silly man who no one will care about in a few years. He'll have no impact like the legendary Roman politicians.
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Where there any ancient Roman versions of Ben Garrison comics?
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Caligvla is building an experimental bridge across the bay in Baiae using a flotilla of boats, a first attempt by the Emperor at attacking Britannia, his experiment of crossing the sea to Britannia, fails miserable, as does his attempt to invade it.

> Claudius reigns after little boots, and the Romans eventually conquer Britannia.
groups
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>>33284538
>>I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

Bros eternal
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> I support the republic
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Today this femina maxima told me to check my cistern privilege while gathering water. We need more Iura Hominim groups.
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>>33284689

*tips wreath*
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>>33284627
Asterix and Obelix.
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>>33284131
Uh dude its 50CE in this thread... it was 300 years ago let it go
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Would you date a Christian girl?
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>Illyrians
>White
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>>33284046
Consul Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus has left the city! He orders all knights and noblemen to do likewise. Those who remain will be considered enemies of Rome!
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>>33283674
The Persian trader called it a "trap" Apparently they breed them somewhere in the Far East. I was going to bring "her" to Gaivs' orgy tomorrow. Are yov coming?
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>>33284567
I'm fine with immigrants as long as they assimilate.

Adolphus Germanicus has some great ideas, he's a great addition to the senate.

>>33284839
>dating nazarenes
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>>33284839
naw, Christians are liberal fucks
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DATS RIGHT MOFO
GERMANIC NIGGAS INVADING YO LAND
WHATCHU GONNA DO.
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>>33284626
He did have an impact.
He impregnated his wife and their son became the next president.

Also please bump my thread if you are any sort of religion, even greco-roman paganism, because we bro-tier nao.

>>33284750
>>>33284750
>>33284750
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>>33284839
Fuck Christians, they are a Judean plot to destroy us.

>>33284929
>Implying Germanic Barbarians can adopt civilisation
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THE EVENT IS OCCURING

>breeding with barbarians
>Allow savages into our native lands and cities
>Our military is hardly Roman anymore
All of these things are slowly destroying our society, Rome will not fall in a single day. Rather, it is falling now and will continue to fall until it no longer resembles the once great empire

MIX WITH GERMANICS, EXPERIENCE PANIC
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>>33284201
tibi
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>>33284870
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!
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>>33284870
This is a True Roman thread for True Romans. Actors, prostitutes and unclean tradesmen may not attend.
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Just signed up for the legion. Ready to go kill some savages.
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>>33285061
>Joining the Legion
Unless you are a standard bearer, you have no excuse.
Enjoy dying for coin lenders
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OP is a catamite!
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>>33284201
underrated post
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The capital of the Empire has been moved to Trier in order to react faster to any incursions across the border from greater Germania.
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fuck Marcus Licinius Crassus, my house burns down, so his fucking private fire department slave army just stand outside and tells me he gives house to me only if it becomes his.
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>>33285090
>>33285061
This, you arn't fighting for Rome, just for the plutocrats. Fucking retarded plebian.
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>>33285096
He's a ganymede if I've ever seen one.

capcha:
eprepost sin
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>>33284870
The guild of millers only uses finest flour. True Roman bread for true Romans.
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>>33283674
Crucify the Judeans!

XIV / LXXXVIII
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>>33285112
fucking libertarians
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>>33284086
lel this one is actually works really well, only it goes against /pol/'s values of blaming Der Joooze.
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>>33284818
>CE
Kill yourself
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>>33284627
Suetonius
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God damn plebs! When a slave kills their master law demands that all the slaves of that house be executed!

>Our ancestors suspected the temperament of slaves, even when they were born on the same estates, or in the same houses, as they, and thus conceived an affection for their masters right from the start. But now we have in our households tribes of foreigners who have different rites, and alien religions, or no religion at all. You will not hold scum like that In check except by intimidation. But some innocents will die, you say. Yes, and when every tenth man from a defeated army is struck with the club, brave men also draw the lot. Every great example involves a measure of injustice, but wrongs done to individuals are counterbalanced by the common good.
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You know what?
I like Mark Antony
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Bros, I've got tickets to the Collosseum! Gaius the Killer is going to take on The Mad Carthaginian! My denarii is on Gaius!
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>>33284086
>Judean shill pls go
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>>33285032
A consul of Rome, to die in this sordid way - quartered like some low thief? Shame!
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>>33285112
He was ancient Jewing.
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>>33285301
>not realizing bread and circuses are naught but a plot to distract the citizenry from the true threats to Mater Roma
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>>33285276
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>>33285212
>thinks he's redpotioned
>hasn't considered the possibility that it actually was the judeans
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Fucking Umbrians. Ever since all Italians were made citizens, they get to join the legions too. In the middle of a small skirmish with some strange Bithynian tribe this Umbrian loses his shit in the middle of a fucking testudo and pisses all over our centurion. Now we're on latrine duty until the next Kalends. Fuck Umbrians.
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>>33283773
Cyrus
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>>33285181

My centurion is sending us to Iudea. I want to shove a spear in the most uppity Iudean on the cross.
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>>33285301
be gone ye pleb
be gone with ye simple games

mere distractions to keep us from understanding the LOGOS
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>>33284538
>II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid
Literally our guy
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>>33285023
Bah, the local merchant told me that Germaic-Latin children are the way of the future.

>Galia Yes
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eastern > decadent western garbage
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>>33284969

Fuck off, you pale-ass forest monkey!
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>>33283901
Fuck you whore.

Once you go german you'll never get a roman.
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>>33285457
lol wut? the east was known for being more decadent
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>>33285365

Right. Next you're going to tell me that elephants can survive in the mountain cold. And that there's only one god instead of many.
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>>33285393
>Remember this— that there is a proper dignity and proportion to be observed in the performance of every act of life.
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>Estrucans
>Italic
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Was Cato the Elder /pol/ incarnate?

>If we had, each of us, upheld the rights and authority of the husband in our own households, we should not today have this trouble with our women. As things are now, our liberty of action, which has been annulled by female despotism at home, is crushed and trampled on here in the Forum.... Call to mind all the regulations respecting women by which our ancestors curbed their license and made them obedient to their husbands; and yet with all those restrictions you can scarcely hold them in. If now you permit them to remove these restraints... and to put themselves on an equality with their husbands, do you imagine that you will be able to bear them? From the moment that they become your equals they will be your masters.

> In his Essay on Duties, Marcus Tullius Cicero tells a story about Cato the Elder, a wealthy man renowned as a landowner, who lived a century before Cicero. One day Cato was asked, what is the most profitable aspect of property ownership? Cato answered, “Raising livestock with great success.” He was then asked about the second most profitable aspect of ownership. “Raising livestock with some success,” he answered. And what about the third most profitable aspect? “Raising livestock with little success.” And the fourth? “Raising crops.” Then his questioner asked, “What about money-lending?” Cato replied, “What about murder?”
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>>33285618
>Estrucans

*Etruscans
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>>33284538

I don't think human behavior will ever change
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>>33285651
based Cato

I like Cicero too.
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>>33285600
>Constantly regard the universe as one living being, having one substance and one soul; and observe how all things have reference to one perception, the perception of this one living being; and how all things act with one movement; and how all things are the cooperating causes of all things which exist; observe too the continuous spinning of the thread and the contexture of the web.
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>>33285448
These merchants coin-lenders have their hands in our senate, it no longer represents us but the merchants interests. They are trying to destroy our great empire by having us breeding with these Germanic whores.

>germans
>Roman
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>>33284538
Imagine;
all of those desks in school, every park bench, picnic table, and bathroom stall you've ever seen, bury them under 30 feet of ash for 3000 years.

This is the graffiti of pompeii
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>>33285801
>Take heed not to be transformed into a Caesar, not to be dipped in the purple dye, for it does happen. Keep yourself therefore, simple, good, pure, grave, unaffected, the friend of justice, religious, kind, affectionate, strong for your proper work. Wrestle to be the man philosophy wished to make you. Reverence the gods, save men. Life is brief; there is but one harvest of earthly existence, a holy disposition and neighborly acts.
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>>33285735
And Juvenal.

http://www.tertullian.org/fathers/juvenal_satires_06.htm

>But whence come these monstrosities? you ask; from what fountain do they flow? In days of old, the wives of Latium were kept chaste by their humble fortunes. It was toil and brief slumbers that kept vice from polluting their modest homes; hands chafed and hardened by Tuscan fleeces, Hannibal nearing the city, and husbands standing to arms at the Colline gate.37 We are now suffering the calamities of long peace. Luxury, more deadly than any foe, has laid her hand upon us, and avenges a conquered world. Since the day when Roman poverty perished, no deed of crime or lust has been wanting to us; from that moment Sybaris and Rhodes and Miletus have poured in upon our hills, with the begarlanded and drunken and unabashed Tarentum.38 Filthy lucre first brought in amongst us foreign ways; wealth enervated and corrupted the ages with foul indulgences. What decency does Venus observe when she is drunken? when she knows not one member from another, eats giant oysters at midnight, pours foaming unguents into her unmixed Falernian, and drinks out of perfume-bowls, while the roof spins dizzily round, the table dances, and every light shows double!
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>>33285808
The oracle at Delphi said that the Empire will fall and Germanics will rule.

Ha, they can barely build their own shrines with stone. What empire could they possibly have?
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>>33285940
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>go to forvmstop
>looking to pick vp new copy of grand theft horse
>VIII/X bella at the covnter
>ohmyjvpiter.mosaic
>gotta keep it together
>go vp to the covnter with the game
>she smiles and says "that will be III denarii"
>sweatingintensifies.mosaic
>reach into my toga
>no denarii, only pastae comes ovt
>stvtter ovt "w-wovld yov like to go to the c-colossevm with me"
>she politely smiles and says "sorry, I already have a boyfriend named secvndvs"
>sprint ovt of there crying like a greek watching a tragedy all the way back to my villa
>didn't even get my game
>pleb as fvck
FVCKING FORVMSTOP
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>>33283674
Are germans even human? What have they done? We're living like kings while they live in mudhuts, and now they want to invade our land.

ANTI-RACIST IS CODEWORD FOR ANTI-ROMAN!
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>>33285869
>If a man were called to fix the period in the history of the world during which the condition of the human race was most happy and prosperous, he would, without hesitation, name that which elapsed from the death of Domitian to the accession of Commodus. The vast extent of the Roman Empire was governed by absolute power, under the guidance of virtue and wisdom. The armies were restrained by the firm but gentle hand of four successive emperors, whose characters and authority commanded respect. The forms of the civil administration were carefully preserved by Nerva, Trajan, Hadrian and the Antonines, who delighted in the image of liberty, and were pleased with considering themselves as the accountable ministers of the laws. Such princes deserved the honour of restoring the republic, had the Romans of their days been capable of enjoying a rational freedom.

Edward Gibbon
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>>33283843
>>33283905
>>33284478
>>33285181
before hadrian basically genocided them, judeans were highly prized as mercenaries.

which makes sense, when you think about it. the jewish religion is basically one of racial supremacy and conquering in the name of their war god.
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>>33283674
SLAY THE JEWS!
WE CAESAR NOW!
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>The requirements of our body are very slight: it needs shelter from cold, and nourishment to allay hunger and thirst. Any desires beyond that cater to our vices, not to our needs. It is not necessary to scour the depths of every sea nor to burden our bellies by slaughtering animals, nor to dig out shellfish from the farthest shores of unknown seas: May the gods and goddesses damn those whose decadence even passes the boundaries of the empire that already makes others hate us! They want game caught beyond the river phasis to supply their pretentious kitchens, and they are not ashamed to seek birds from the Parthians... From every quarter they import everything that may tickle a fastidious palate. Things that their stomachs, ruined by rich food, can scarcely tolerate are imported from the farthest ocean. They vomit to eat; they eat to vomit, and the banquets they search for through the whole world they do not deign to digest. If man despises such things, what harm can poverty do him? If he does desire them, poverty is actually a benefit to him, for he is cured against his will... Caligula, whom nature seems to have produced so as to show the effects of combining the extremes of vice and power, spent 10 million sesterces on a single dinner; although assisted by the ingenuity of all his companions, he had difficulty finding a way to turn the tribute of three provinces into that one dinner. What wretches, whose palates are only excited by expensive dishes! It is not the dishes exquisite flavour nor their appeal to the taste which makes them expensive, it is their rarity and the difficulty in obtaining them... I should like to ask these people: "why launch your ships? Why arm your hand against both wild beasts and your fellow men? Why rush to and fro in such a frenzy? Why pile up riches upon riches? Will you not give a thought to how puny your bodies are? Is it not madness and the most extreme delusion to desire so much when you can hold so little?"
Seneca
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>>33284191
>implying the oath of the horatii isn't one of the most important works of art of all time
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>>33286009
the high point of us (whites) as a race and meta-civilization on this planet :(

... and it was nearly 2000 years ago
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>>33285600
>richard harris

who? that is Imperator Marcus Aurelius
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>>33283901
>>33284019
How were blacks treated in ancient Rome?
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>tfw vs actors can't catch a break
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>>33285990
>crying like a greek
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>>33283674
damn the hebrews. why hasn't the emperor sent the legions to wipe them out yet?

Also when are they going to do something about illegal immigration from Germania?
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>>33284538
>I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
>Drawing of a man with a large nose
They knew
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>>33283674
Whats with all the pure Roman girls breeding with..Germanics?

It's disgusting degeneracy. Even worse than the feminine boylovers in the senate at least they can't breed with each other!

Those filthy Germanics are trying to remove us by breeding our women.

By the old gods something is happening here. It's time for a day of the dagger. My grandfather didn't die in Augusta Treverorum so our women can be taken and breeded by barbarians!

First came Christianity and now this degeneracy.

The Judeans have ended our people I'm sure of it. You laugh now but I guarantee you a century from now. All of this will be nothing and you brainwashed fools are the ones who destroyed it.
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>>33286075
>As regards which trades and other means of livelihood are to be considered proper for a gentleman and which are to be considered sordid, here is the conventional wisdom. First of all, those occupations which make people dislike a man are frowned upon: for example, tax collecting and money lending. The occupation of any hired workman is unworthy of a gentleman, for it involves selling labor, not skill. A hired workman'a payment is just recompense for slavery. Those who buy from merchants for immediate retail sale are also thought to be vulgar, for they cannot make a profit without telling lies, and there is nothing more shameful than deceit. All craftsmen engage in a vulgar occupation, for there can be nothing refined about a workshop. The least respectable occupations are those which cater to sensual pleasures: "fishmongers, butchers, cooks, sellers of poultry, fishermen," as Terrence says. You may wish to add perfumers, dancers, the whole performing troupe. Professions which require greater intelligence or which are particularly beneficial-for example, medicine, architecture, teaching the liberal arts-these are respectable for those whose social class makes them suitable. Trade is to be thought vulgar, if on a small scale. If, however, it is on a large scale, importing many different wares from many different places and distributing them to many people without deceit, it is not to be much disparaged. Such business actually deserves strong commendation if those who engage in it, when they are not gorged but satisfied with their profits, make their way from the harbour to an estate in the country, just as they have often made their way from the deep sea into the harbour. But, of all the ways to make a living, nothing is better, nothing is more productive, nothing sweeter, nothing more worthy of a free man than agriculture.
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Valens has been defeated in Hadrianople, he.....has......b-be-been slain on the battlefield. The Visigoths are raiding all the way to Serdica as we speak, we are leaderless, we are defeated.
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>>33284250
>implying you wouldn't hit it
>implying you're not a NEET virginfag
>implying anyone but octavian could turn that pussy down
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>>33285257
Unfortunately, the country that came the closest in recent history to ancient Rome made slavery illegal over 100 years ago, as did all of Rome's other offspring, some even before Rome 2.0 did.
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>>33286115
I think they were accepted but were fully assimilated.

Not sure tho, better googl'it up.
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>>33284818
>Uh dude its 50CE in this thread... it was 300 years ago let it go
Carthage will rise again.
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>>33286156
You would not believe the Judeans. Our Legio X was marching through, trying to reestablish order, and all they screamed was "Muh Masada"

If I was legate, i wouldnt let any of them live. At least those Christians dont take up the sword against us.

I say know, those merchants will be the death of Rome
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>>33286075
>>33286203

What a catamite.
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>>33285276
Uh oh, do we have a heratic ITT? Looks like someone likes Ancient Egyptian pussy more than Roman pussy.
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>>33284969
lol, stuff like this makes me wonder what blacks will be like in 2000 years
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>>33286115
If they didn't adopt to Roman ways they were treated as subhuman filth. Those that conformed to Roman society they lived well.

The empire was essentially a fascist multi racial, single culture society anyone that went against it would be burnt in the eyes of mars.
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>>33284538
Jesus Christ, it's the ancient version of 4chan
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>>33285393
Brother, let them have their bread and circuses for when it's necessary, for there must be a balance between Logos and Pathos, only through this can you gain Ethos.
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>>33286343
>At least those Christians dont take up the sword against us.
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>>33284538
This literally makes you think that it's the common man who is vulgar while it's the intellectuals and the religious sages who have lead temperate lives. This is why Christianity often tells us that as the salt and light of the world, we are to teach and guide the flock rather than leave them to their own devices.
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>>33285393
Perhaps your metallic cap is on too tight?
What next, beings from the stars will have captured you?
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>>33283674
Dude I fucking HATE Britons. Spreading imperialism shouldn't be this hard. And don't give me that shit about "not all Britons" are savages. Fuck you, shit skin.

>120 ad
>not in favor of Hadrians wall.

It's like you want your head on a pike.
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>>33284250

pic 9.5/10
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>65CE
>not getting some of this roman denarii
Lel wageslaves.
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>>33285977
Whoa, so Cicero was Rome's Ron Paul, or at least one of them.
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>>33284538
Feels,lulz,crudeness and knowing of the jew.

Pompeians were my kinda people. Pompeii was the city of ancient /pol/

pic related. I would have partied with these guys and girls before they were preserved in ash.
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>>33286621
nope, that image is fake
at least no one has ever posted the source and i could not find one
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>>33284538
>VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia, small room of a possible brothel); 2146: Vibius Restitutus slept here alone and missed his darling Urbana

He was literally a forever alone
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>>33283674
>bixnood muh rhine muhfugga kill brownie
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>>33283773

>The faggots saying Brutus or Cicero
>Lost all hope before I finally saw someone say Cato the Younger

It's Cato the Younger of course.
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>>33286641
"knowing" meant something different in an ancient context, friend.
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>>33286541
What the fuck are we doing in Britannia anyway. One can't even grow olives there.
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CRUCIFY THE HEBREWS

RACE WAR NOW
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>>33286641
>That mosaic
You has got to be joking. You expect ME to believe there is an ash that will turn men into stone, let alone the glorious Pompeii? Not even the oracle could concoct such a tail in her fit of madness!
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>>33286694
dem feelz
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>>33283773
Cicero
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>>33286710
There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly
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>>33286601
Oy vey I sure hope those Romans help us quill our Christian rebellion so we can become an independant state again and start babyfucking.
If we didn't have Rome on our side now 80 years after the founding of the empire it would be another Shoah! I'm sure glad that filthy dog is dead so we can keep our shekels!
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>>33284538
>below a drawing of a man with a large nose
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The senate patrician shills are at it again.

IF YOU VOTE IN THE FORUM YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM

REVOLUTION NOW, RONALUS PAULUS YEAR I
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>>33284131
>not using the correct picture
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SHEKEL FOR AN EX-LEPER?
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>>33286764
if only i knew how to make webms
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>>33284538
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

He checked his privilege

>V.1.26 (House of Caecilius Iucundus); 4091: Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.

The deepness is deep here.

>V.1.26 (peristyle of the House of Caecilius Iucundus); 4087: Staphylus was here with Quieta.
>V.3.9 (House of Cosmus and Epidia; right of the door); 6702: Aufidius was here. Goodbye.

We haven't changed one bit. I wrote the same shit in school.

>VI.14.43 (atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
My sides.

>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men
Ancient trap thread detected.

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right
Based as fuck. I like this dude.

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
An hero thread detected,

>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
Theophilus confirmed for being based to the max.


This has reaffirmed my belief. We're reincarnated. This truly is ancient 4chan.
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>>33286765
Oy vey legionnaire anon! surely you do not want a boring Latin woman! Look at this fine Celtic i acquired from Hibernia! Or if that fiery hair doesnt do it for you, I have a selection of Numidians!

Only 4 easy payments of 300 denarii! plus interest. But you need not worry about that!
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WRESTLE THE ISRAELITES

IMPERIAL CONQUEST NOW
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Fuck this place, I'm going east before something shitty happens in Rome.

PEACE!
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>>33284538
VIII.7.6 (Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door); 4957: We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot

Whattt ayy lmao
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>>33286880
you didn't do it properly.
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>>33286885
>We haven't changed one bit. I wrote the same shit in school.
May I also remind you that the Romans were quite fond of drawing dicks everywhere as well.
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>>33286952
do what?
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Hope we can have another empire soon.
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>>33286940
>Heading towards Byzantium

It is almost like you WANT to be fornicated by the Arabians.
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>>33286943
ayy

>>33286885
>>>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

horsesl mao
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I saw a Visigoth the other day, he tried to tell me something about worshiping and fucking wolves or something but I lost him and told him what he was, a dirty stinking barbarian. After that he cried and ran away screaming something about muh rape. You know dealing with these guys is just what happens when you put a HORSE on the senate.
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>>33286715
It doesn't matter! If they just laid down their arms and accepted roman rule their would be no bloodshed and we could work and setting up a STABLE government, not one that glorifies necromancy and bestiality.

>>33286732
Christians are the new Jews, brother. They pretend to be nice and communal, but they breed like rats and force their faith down your throat. Disgusting.
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>>33283674
Those dirty fucking Christians are trying to change our way of life with their religion. In the name of Jupiter we can't let it happen/
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>>33284538
>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2185: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus.
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

Oh man I would have loved to have known these people.
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>>33283674
inb4 we all die because of all of these degenerates getting free handouts.
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>>33287013
>tfw if you were rich you would do that all day
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To the one defecate-carving here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
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>>33286953
They are us, we are them.
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>>33283837
I heard there's some weird hippie Judean trying to make them respect us.
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>>33287013

This image makes me smile from ear to ear.
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>>33287098
You think the Christians are the threat when Saturn has deposed Jupiter?
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>>33286953
>tfw history repeats....
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>>33287013
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>>33287041
I'm going as far as I can go. TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!
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>>33287179
What I don't get is why the Jews don't stop the Christians.
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>>33286167
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>33287169
i had a class where we watched all of "Rome" and discussed it and its relation to the real history and such. The prof promised us a suprise the last day of class (which most people traditionally skip)

so I went to the last day of class and the actor who played that guy was sitting with the prof in the lecture hall. He was a pretty friendly guy, told stories, answered questions, made jokes etc..
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>>33287195

The US has been a very benevolent Empire. Rome was not.
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>>33287249
They tried but Jebus became a martyr. It's easy to kill a man but It's hard to kill an idea.
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>>33287013
The cavalry is here
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Quid FUTUO fecit vos iustus stupri quod de me, vos parvi ferreo canis exprimamus? Ego ibo vos scire, vitae sodales vertice meo generi in classe Sigilla, et Ive 'been involved in numerosis occultis populationes Al-Quaeda, et non habeo super CCC confirmata Necat. Sum, exercitati in gorilla militiam et Im summitate pellentesque in tota US armati exercitus. Nihil aliud dicis nisi mihi signum. Pedicabo ego vos et delebo de elegantia, quae numquam visa sunt super terram illam beatam, verbis meis attende in stupri. Te arbitraris hoc impune dicens quod cacas ad me super Penitus? Cogita iterum, fucker. Sicut dicimus sum contingentes occultis meis network of exploratores trans USA et vestra IP est res protaxit vox iam sic te melius praeparant ad tempestas, vermiculus. Tempestate iactatis extergit sicco misellus parvum aliquid vocas vita tua. Vos es stupri mortuis, et hædum. Usquam possum, aliquando et vos non occidat super septingenti viis meis et manibus nudis ultricies. Non solum sum extensive, exercitati in inermes certaminis, sed ego accessum habent ad totius praebiti Civitatum Foederatarum Marine Corps et ego utor is ad eius plenam quatenus ad abstergendas tuam miseram asinus facie continenti vos parvi cacas. Si vos modo potuit sciatur quid profanum retributionem vester parvulus, "ingeniosus" comment erat circa humiliare super vos, maybe tu forsitan tuum tenebant stupri lingua. Attamen neque, non iam pecuniam solvere es tu goddamn ineptus. Ego volo cacas furore totus super vos et mergunt in ea. Vos es stupri mortuis, kiddo.
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>>33287013
Deleted scene
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>>33287264

It was a very good show, just not very accurate, historically. Aside from a few parts. Like Caesar's assassination.
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>>33283773
Cato the Younger
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V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

Oh Jupiter help that for man.
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>>33286885
>>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
I just love that this exists.
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>>33287305
>us
Almost dude.
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>>33287249
Oy vey, why stop filthy dogs from giving us their hard earned shekels?
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>>33287295
We need a large scale killing, if we hired the Huns to kill them instead of the barbarians we wouldn't be in such deep shit.
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>>33287004
wait... different setup...
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>>33287275
I think he would like a word with you
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>>33287195
>the Gauls weren't legitimate threats
>the United States and rome have done absolutely nothing good
>
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>>33287013
i'm pretty sure the romans didn't wear sunshades.
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>>33284538
IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; interior of the house); 5279: Once you are dead, you are nothing

Fucking edgster right here
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>>33284472
Caesar feeds us an ended crime in the Aventine . I don't care what he is. Not to mention there is qt Gallic slaves now bro.
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>>33287338
>V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

Knowing how things were back then, that could have very well been life-threatening.
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AROUND GERMANICS
TIME TO PANIC
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>The most explicit recorded incidents of public sex involving humans and animals activity are associated with the murderous sadism, torture and rape of the Roman games and circus.[1] Masters reports: "Beasts were specially trained to copulate with women: if the girls or women were unwilling then the animal would attempt rape. A surprising range of creatures was used for such purposes - bulls, giraffes, leopards, cheetahs, wild boar, zebras, stallions, jackasses, huge dogs, apes, etc. The beasts were taught how to copulate with a human being [whether male or female] either via the vagina or via the anus."[1] Representations of scenes from the sexual lives of the gods, such as Pasiphaë and the Bull, were highly popular, often causing extreme suffering, injury or death.[1] On occasion, the more ferocious beasts were permitted to kill and (if desired) devour their victims afterwards.[1] Chimpanzees and mandrills, both in fact ferocious and very powerful species of primate, "made drunk by wine and inflamed by the odor of females of their kind, were loosed upon girls whose genitals had been drenched with the urine of female chimps and mandrills."[1] The victims were often virgins and not infrequently young children.[1] One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."[1]
muh dick
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>>33287447
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>>33287382
but they would revolt. Rome has to much on its hands as it is.
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>>33287305
asinus es! quid latine est hoc?
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>>33287438
>Fornicating with slaves

Find your self a true women. Do you even wrestle?
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>>33287505
wrestling is degenerate, true romans should spend their time soldiering
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I have given up on women, now I only go after other men's behinds!
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>>33287458
>a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons.

I remember reading that a while ago. Holyshit I wish I was there. reading that gets me every time.
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>>33287458
that quote is fake. europeans didn't even know what chimpanzees and mandrills were until the 18th century
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>>33284538
>VI.14 (vico degli Scienziati); 3042: Cruel Lalagus, why do you not love me?

Tfw no gf/bf thread

Ancient Elliot Roger
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>>33287458
>tfw we are not far behind them in degeneracy
>>33287195
fuck.....

What will humans in 4014 AD think of today?
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>>33287458
t-tapestries?
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>>33287538
>wrestling
>degenerate

Romans didn't see wrestle as degenerate
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>>33285373
>>33285212
>claiming to be redpotioned
>not even realizing Nero IS a Judean
bottom kek
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To the asshole who keeps putting loaves of bread in my bed: The mice are now crawling on me in my sleep. When I find your barrack, I will leave quite the loaf in your bed as repayment.
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>>33286745
Nah, some archeologist poured plaster into some voids he found
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>>33283786
Ron Paul would never kill Obama
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I'm going to Rome to study abroad. Who here has been to the eternal city? Have any tips? Any /pol/ related things to check out in Rome or Italy as a whole?
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>>33287382
The only people that need to die are the head honchos mang, have mercy on the civs and plebs, maybe some Jude will give up this pointless struggle and become useful members of the Empire.
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>>33287305
>vos es
nope

>Hic stultus languam Latinam veram non scit.
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>>33284538
>VI.14.36 (Bar of Salvius; over a picture of a woman carrying a pitcher of wine and a drinking goblet); 3494: Whoever wants to serve themselves can go on an drink from the sea.

Based roman barmaidens
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>>33287709
the equestarian statue of marcus aurelius
EUR 42 neighorhood (fascist architecture)
curva nord at stadio olimpico
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>>33284538
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

I wonder if he was autistic.
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>>33287458
Did you know they literally had advertisements for local shops in the Colosseum and various theaters like our football/futbal-soccer/baseball/rugby games?
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>Battle barbarians across the Rhine for the glory of Rome
>Come home after a successful campaign that lasted over a year
>daughter says "Dad I want you to meet my new boyfriend Adalwolf. Sure he's germanic, but I love him!

What do you do?
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>>33284538
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right

MY GODS DAMN RIGHT!
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>>33283773
Cato the younger
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>>33284131
>>33286857

hanibal was white
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>>33287625
they did
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>>33283674
>Ancient /pol/ on tipping

Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.
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>>33284324
There is literally NO NEED for yov to have a gladivs or pili!
We have the legions to protect vs from Carthage and barbarians.
What, do yov think yov shovld be able to have yovr own personal ballistae?
We jvst want sensible decrees for assavlt gladii!
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>"If all poor men begin to come here and to beg money for their children, individuals will never be satisfied, and the State will be bankrupt. Certainly our ancestors did not grant the privilege of occasionally proposing amendments or of suggesting, in our turn for speaking, something for the general advantage in order that we might in this house increase our private business and property, thereby bringing odium on the Senate and on emperors whether they concede or refuse their bounty. In fact, it is not a request, but an importunity, as utterly unreasonable as it is unforeseen, for a senator, when the house has met on other matters, to rise from his place and, pleading the number and age of his children, put a pressure on the delicacy of the Senate, then transfer the same constraint to myself, and, as it were, break open the exchequer, which, if we exhaust it by improper favouritism, will have to be replenished by crimes. Money was given you, Hortalus, by Augustus, but without solicitation, and not on the condition of its being always given. Otherwise industry will languish and idleness be encouraged, if a man has nothing to fear, nothing to hope from himself, and every one, in utter recklessness, will expect relief from others, thus becoming useless to himself and a burden to me."

Tiberius
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>>33287345
>>33287503
>>33287723
Why don't you fags translate it instead?
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>>33284538


VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1926: Epaphra is not good at ball games.

get gud son
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>>33288023
Its the navy seal copypasta
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>norse neo-paganism
>wicca
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>>33287640
He gonna shit in that niggas bed.
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>>33287986
>That will be 20 denarii plus tip
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>>33287987
Citizens weren't supposed to have weapons inside the city by religious tradition
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>>33288081
Woah dude! Not cool! My fathers family slave was a Norse!
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>>33288076
I know but it would be nice to have it properly translated in Latin
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why do people even give a shit about ancient rome? Its ancient for a reason. Its dead and gone. It was an empire based on violence and exploitation against women

>maybe we can get feminist to #banromanstudies
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>>33288183
Yeah man, I have a norse friend, he's pretty chill. I hear he's god a decent sized shlong and is great with the women.
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>>33288223
got*
have no idea how that came out
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>>33284538

>Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here

what a boss
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>>33288194
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>>33288194
>you cant handle a stronk independent Celtic woman. Lil dicked white boi
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>>33288194
The reason Ancient Rome is important is because every single modern Republic/Democracy, no matter how socialistic, is based off of Rome.
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>>33287855
No, it's just early Twitter
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They knew.
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>>33287965
> phonecian
> white

just because he wasnt a nigger doesnt make him r1b1
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Hadrian did nothing wrong..
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>>33286880
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>>33288563
except build a pussy wall and put the entire empire on the defensive thus initiating the slow amd tragic decline of the Roman Empire.
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>>33285368
What a god-tier show. Even those background Egyptian guards have god-tier costumes. Amazing how HBO could pass up on renewing it...
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>>33288619
;_;
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>>33288637
its the BBC's fault
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>>33288619

Too short. You leave the part out where he stares up into the sky before kneeling down. He takes his final moments in life like a man, and sees an eagle flying over head before he accepts his death with grace.
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>>33288748
ya, but i wanted to cut out the part where he calms his slave down and pullo picking peaches
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>>33288619
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>>33288637
it was but Egypt should have been portrayed as more Grecophide. At the time of Caesar conquest Aegyptus was a Greco state. (more of a synthesis of greek and Egyptian but whatever). The Egyptian aristocracy was mostly of greek origin and refused to speak egyptian.

One of the most unique trait of Cleapatra was she was one of the few Egyptiant monarchs of Ptolemaic Egypt to know the native language. Though her common tongue would have beem Greek.
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>>33284095
>Aurelius
The fucker was an emporer you stupid fuck
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>>33288942
I said the attitude, not the politics.

Aurelius was all about duty, honor, logic amidst corruption and chaos.

He felt he owed his empire good service and leadership rather than the other way around on a macro-scale
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>>33288909
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>mfw 87% of the people in this thread don't know jack shit about what's going/went on
Well this has shaped up to be a perfect model of Imperial Rome.
As for Ancient Rome I'm not seeing many general or senators.
You faggots couldn't find Arete if it bit you in the ass on the battlefeild
Fuck this I'm going to Rhodes
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>>33283674
>Implying the Optimates will ever win another election if they don't pass amnesty for Undocumented Visigoths and support Catamite rights

Backwards-ass patricians, you're going to become a faction of nothing but rich old roman men, get with the times.
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>>33288976
Doesn't excuse the fact that he let the empire continue
does SPQR not mean anything to you?
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>>33289156
the republic was long dead
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>>33289156
>let the empire continue

The Empire was second only to the Republic in glory and greatness, and it was created in response to democratic failures and corruption.

The SPQR were led by an imperator.

Time and place, friend. Time and place.
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>>33289027
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>>33289027
>arrows going through the shields like bullets

That always annoyed me about that scene.
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>>33289231
This was a Roman
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>>33289210
Bullshit. The empire rode the coattails of The Republic all the way to it's grave. Their political practices, tactics, methodology to cultural assimilation, art, war tactics. All of it stemmed from The Republic and everything it had gained and learned.
It had smarter philosophers, more stable government, and it didn't over step it's boundaries. They knew their fucking limitations.
>The SPQR were led by an imperator
Do you even know what it fucking means?
The phrase is from the goddamn Republic and is yet again more proof of the empire riding it's coattails
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Why did they call themselfs ancient rome? Where they already really old at the time or did they know that they would be talked about forever?
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>The year of the consulship of Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus and Publius Licinius Crassus
>still believing in Gods
Mount Olympus has been climbed and there's literally nothing there. Suddenly believers claim it's more of an ethereal realm than an actual mountain. Fucking pathetic
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>>33289423
imo Rome started it's descent as soon as the civil wars started during the late republic. Shit was slowly starting to unravel and the establishment of the empire DOOMED rome forever.

fucking Sulla, I blame this asshole for everything
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>>33289231
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>>33289520
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>>33289615
he merely exploited a problem with the republic (loyalty lay with the generals since the landless masses were in the army now, not land owners)
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>>33289626
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>>33289701
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What Roma really needs is another Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus.
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>>33286702
does this mean that in the future there will be a massive nigger empire
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>>33289626
Prime example of why it was a good thing Mark Antony lost, Romans would have the Decency to not treat someone's head like food, hell even Ancient Egyptians from 1000 years earlier had more respect than that. And no it doesn't matter that that was Cleopatra's brother, they were still both equally strange and the line of the Pharaohs had long since lost it's touch.
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>>33289520
wow you are a fuckhead. Then again you are on /pol/ stupidity like yours like rampant here. Hell stupidity like this is why most people here believe the things they do.
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>>33289958
anyone?
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>>33290949
?
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>>/x/14997919
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>>33292328
>/x/
It's dead Jim
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>>33292328
forgot the extra >
>>>/x/14997919
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>>33290968
>>33290949
>>33289958
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>>33292394
It's a shame America is going the same way Rome did, using Mercs instead of loyal troops, polluting the water supply, extending the empire too far.
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>>33292723
it's been worse, and we've pulled through. it's important that we have a sense of our place in history. it's more important that we realize that we aren't, in fact, neo-rome. the future is unwritten, anon.
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>>33292854
No, there will probably never be a complete neo-rome but the US seems to be the closest we've come to it so far. It's a shame to see it in this sad state.
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