can we have a tumblr degeneracy thread?

dumb bitch cant even do long cut

>>33229435
Chewing tobacco should have died with the invention of cigarettes.
It gives you fuck ugly teeth and shit breath.

>>33229874
But it does offer a significantly less chance of getting cancer compared to smoking.

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>>33229435

>>33229874
The high from it is amazing though, and you don't get desensitized to it as easily as with smoking.

>>33230139
Either a trans faggot, or a supreme beta faggot

>>33230139
fucking apologists

>>33230048
> Literally raped

Fucking lol

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>>33230269
Supreme beta faggot

>>33229545
whilst I agree that hiring people based on aesthetics is retarded evidence seems to stack up that so is she.

>>33230048
Did Microsoft have an on stage rape last year at E3 and no one talked about it?

>>33230366
welcome to the cishet world anon.

>>33230048
>literally raped

vid plz

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>>33230410
I think it was that conference where the guy said "just let it happen, it'll be over soon"
Tumblr lost their shit

>>33230322
>single mom to my amazing son FALLYN STAR
you can't make this shit up

>>33230159
200 maybe 220 is a limit for women

>>33230408

Fuck me, I think I actually got into a [INTERNET FIGHT] with HazzardWolf on a forum once. He's just as retarded as you would expect.

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>>33230408
>some of you probably know exactly what I'm talking about.

A homosexual who is HIV pos? Let me get this straight, we are supposed to encourage/support people who carry venereal diseases now?

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>>33230408
Then you should be unafraid to get AIDS.

Go get AIDS (well HIV, but it will become AIDS)

>>33230466
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NP8y63Ms4o

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Here a twit on twitter

This is definitely /pol/'s favorite Tumblr account; I guarantee it.

http://swedishinterracial.tumblr.com

>>33230408
...STD shaming is a thing now? So... are you an evil bigot if you don't fuck somebody riddled with diseases?

What the flying fuck?

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>>33230466
>mfw

>>33230408

>slut-shaming leading to STD-shaming

Who could have seen that one coming...

>>33230614
>>33230658
my niggers

One of my favourite movies

>>33230564
this must be satire

>>33230631
>you don't want to fuck traps you're transphobic

>>33230466
Is that Private Pyle?

>>33230658
such a good scene

>>33230696

>hardworking amazing people etc etc

So... straight back to the ones who were taxed?

I'm Saudi, and this person is a low life fucking asshole that deserves to get his ass handed to him and put into jail for life. Here me out for a moment please. I believe that all of us have enough knowledge to know that generalizing a whole population based on two videos that show only 2 Saudi from a population of at least 20 million Saudis. Heres a bunch of Saudis celebrating their Eid holiday by giving out candy and money to the cleaners in the street. At the beginning of the video it says "Thank you to the person that makes my country a better place to live in (the cleaner). You deserve the most utter respect from us." Bad people are everywhere including the United States. I was disgusted by the AMERICAN who imprisoned 3 children for 10 years and raped them constantly. However, because I'm educated enough to know that not all Americans are like that. You should also do the same thing and not get carried away to the extent of starting to hate a whole population.

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>>33229435
>bitching about Tobacco

I hate tobacco and nearly puked the one time I tried dipping, but piss off. Do you also bitch about people driving with no helmets, drinking alcohol at parties, and owning firearms?

>>33230696

> women don't have to work
> "hard working"

Can't tell if retarded or troll account.

>>33230822
Wrong thread m8
Also
>here me out

>>33230537
chubby chaser yeah?

you're generous. cutt off limit is 130lbs

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>>33230855
Some women are tall, so I give them the benefit of the doubt.

>>33230012
'I need masculinism because my mom forces me to post this about feminism.'

>>33230466
Is that whole jelly donut part literally lifted from Full Metal Jacket?

>>33230891
anyone have that screen of a big,black boxer who accused the refs of being transphobic because they didn't let him fight in the woman's category?

>>33230891
Last gf was 5'10 130, and was still soft. 145 max.

>>33230631
Don't want to fuck another man? You're so homophobic!

>>33229435

Insane children.

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>>33230466

>mfw this is what they want
>mfw military is now receiving education in "white privilege"
>mfw "lgbt sensitivity" training

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>>33230696
>women don't have to work
>working men are taxed 60%
>money goes back to hard working men
What sort of mental gymnastics and modern era paradox is this shit?

>>33230891
>lizard-kin

>>33229435

uhh all i see is a chick who's bro as fuck and trying to learn to pack a lip like a man

10/10 would take on deployment with me

>>33230769
goes to show they just make shit up and then have a fit when someone questions it

>>33230466
Holy shit, it's gomer fucking pyle.

>>33231154
shouldn't you be out dying for me silly goy?

>>33231110
oh that Patrick!

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why don't people understand that dip is dip and not fucking chewing tobacco? TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS.

also wizzly grinterween long cut is the shit. i don't remember the last time i dipped but it's the camel menthol of the dip world for me.

pic related, chewing tobacco. fucking redman. shit is good as a motherfucker.

>>33231141
What the fuck is this "-kin" shit i see everywhere?

>>33231494
It means you were born with a soul of the indicated prefix
Ex.
if you're lizard kin, you are actually a lizard in human skin

>>33231029
>tfw part of lgbt
I hate it as much as you do, I feel that the trans especially need to just steer fucking clear of any involvement (ignoring the mental issues) due to their awkward physical position and that if you are interested in joining up then being called faggot isn't a concern when rag heads are trying to rip your dick off with a blunt service knife for a video on the internet.

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>>33231343

>redman

>>33230631
is this real

please tell me it's some kind of ruse

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>I'm sorry but you ovarian caner

hm.....no..

>>33230366
In their show they had a killer instinct match with a pro? Fighter player and some random woman. Needless to say the match was a rape and what pissed off SJWs was his advise paraphrasing: "don't worry, just deal with it" and "it will be over soon" such comments that I misquoted from memory triggered feminists with nothing better to do.

>>33230647
you havent seen the article talking about how its wrong to ask someone if they have AIDs, and how you should just have sex with them, have you?

>>33231494
It's a handy indicator to see if someone is mentally ill or not.

>>33231701
we can only hope anon.
Do you think these people ever grow up?

>>33230768
MEN are supposed to be ALMOST three heads from shoulder to shoulder
WOMEN are supposed to be one half of a head on each shoulder.
HAMPLANETS are supposed to be gassed.

>>33231701
lel

>>33229435
any chick who dips is fucking disgusting and this is coming from a guy who dips

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>>33231581

i'm tempted to pick up a pack of redman silver, if they still make it. it's been years since i had a pouch.

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>this whole thread
Let it burn.
Let it all fucking burn.

>>33230891
>if everyone else in the world tells one man/woman/it/them/fee/fi/fo/fum that they are insane, and they say everyone else is insane, and they're actually sane, the insane one is right

>>33231811

eh, bitches are nasty anyway, i mean the cooters blead and stink most of the time, their fat asses don't get wiped very well, and they will touch pretty much anything and never wash their hands.

as long as a bitch brushes her teeth after she dips it's not a big deal. hell i brush my teeth any time i dip, i really don't know how people dip all the time, shit will give me heartburn after a while too.

pic related, my dad used to chew this shit.

Is the goal just to be as hideous as possible? Morbidly obese, unshaven (m or f), unbathed, mentally ill? And then when the 2nd most hideous one won't have sex with them, then they are the most oppressed person on Earth?

What do they win?

>>33230159
No but a scale does

>>33231995

fuck i misspelled bleed. so much for winning all those spelling bees when i was a kid.

>>33230696
I've seen a lot of dumb shit from tumblr, but I outright refuse to believe this is real, surely one couldn't be this stupid right?

>>33230330
Funny how stereotypes work

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I'll never pass up an opportunity to post this

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>>33232031
>I've seen a lot of dumb shit from tumblr
>dumb shit from tumblr
>from

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>>33230466
> 260 pounds
> "small fat"
> thin privilege
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING
I'm 190 and I considered myself to be a male hamplanet, trying to lose weight too.
Do I have thin privilege too now?

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>>33232110
>Ethical slut

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>>33229435

I'm so oppressed that I'm not even being oppressed anymore.

>>33229545
Is she really only 18? She looks older.

>stoner-raver
>all those piercings
>those tattoos
>posting picture of marijuana leaves near her buttcheeks

I have infinite facepalm at this. I bet this person literally does not care about anything but getting more drugs.

>>33232110
>hate:
>reddit, atheists

>>33232172
looks more like a mannish after lol

>>33232176
>inadiquet

>>33232110
>redpillers
"I HATE THE TRUTH, I'D RATHER LIVE A LIE"
And when they finally wake up,
and see the real world,
and cover themselves in their own tears,
and they realize the world that they've created is illogical and senseless,
I'll walk up and say to them:
"At least you weren't privileged..."

>>33230139
So why isn't there a counter argument of "Well black people did this thing in detroit last week, so I hate all black people"

Or, "Muslims were invloved in 9/11, so all muslims are bad"

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>>33232172
>son
>disapont

>>33230623
What was the potato salad thing? I've heard about it before, but never looked into it. Was it to make fun of crowd funding?

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>>33231852

It all returns to nothing, It all comes
Tumblring down
Tumblring down
Tumblring down

>>33229545
that's a crack pipe

>>33232176
top fucking jej

>>33232176
Should it be "I need the patriarch because"?

>>33231546
This isnt real life.

>>33232110
...I bet she doesn't have much time for STEM with all that stupid sex crap and shallow social bullshit.

I feel sick. I should have never stopped being a hermit. This is what /pol/tards have confused me with, isn't it?

>>33230269
I'm a supreme beta and even I can't help but hate that massive faggot.

>>33232260
Some guy made a kickstarter to simply make a potato salad for himself and maybe a few friends. People thought it was funny and now he's going to throw some potato salad party or something. Don't think he has chosen yet.

>>33232146
>>33231029


You guys shouldn't even be on this board if you didn't recognize what that's from.

>>33230048
>>33230048
This is worse than /pol/'s hatred and paranoid feelings towards Jews

>>33231430
>Criminal resuscitators are running rampant on the streets, blatantly ignoring the DNR requests of their victims.

Fuck.

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>>33231995

forgot pic, must have been checking my privilege or some faggotry.

could we at least try to keep it tobacco bitches related?

>>33230769
>where do you get this information sweetie?
>OH MY GOD
Goddammit Jesus. Stop trolling people.

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i'm so fucking done
http://satanicdemona.tumblr.com/about

>>33230139
>A thousand years
And what will happen at the end of that 1000 year slumber? The rapepocalypse?

>>33232392
This is /pol/, not /k/.

>>33230564
Starting smirking right from the start
>demisexual/pansexual/homoromantic

What the fuck is all of that? Hahahahaha A HOMO ROMANTIC soo....a faggot? I still dont understand one bit what a demisexual or pansexual is. These people are going to die in the next world war or global crisis. They obviously dont know how to take care of themselves, so they're fucked.

>>33229874
It's considerably cheaper than cigarettes, especially if you smoke a pack a day. One $3 can lasts me 3 days, while I would tear through 1 to 2 packs in a day, which doesn't give me anywhere near the satisfaction as one pinch anyway. Did I mention I can go almost anywhere with it, unlike cigs which require you to only be able to smoke in designated areas. That is, if smoking hasn't been banned altogether from that location. Also, I can play a video game or watch a movie without having to stop what I'm doing to go have a cigarette. Did I also mention I breathe a LOT better as well?

>>33230322
My sides, my fuckin sides

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>>33232417
IT isn't real though

>>33230649
They're eating their own.

hue

>>33230564
>gay men
>vulva shaming
wait..she's upset about gay men...being gay?

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>>33232432

>>33232477
>Speaking English
>Being Male
>Not knowing Full Metal Jacket

>>33232457
"How can I be as EDGY as possible?" was the only question she asked herself when writing this

>tfw they never even mention neoreaction
guess it's better that they're not aware of it yet, but still, it'd be fun if they attacked it more often. I'd like to drink some tears.

>>33232417
>sexualising defeat

Such degeneracy. Because it was a matter of dignity that I had to win all of my fights as a child, I do not fight more than I have to as an adult.

>shit like Call of Duty

Never wanted to play those games because they're too much like the real world.

>>33232457
Fucking edgelords.

Real demons would scare them to the point of voiding their own bowels.

I've been entertaining the idea of a history "blog" and I thought about tumblr for it so I could reach some people and get them interested. Now I'm not so sure...

>>33232457
> Mentally Disabled
Seems to be pretty legit.

>>33230466
>jelly donut
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

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>>33232516

used to work with a guy, big joe, drove a big F250. big ol' boy. bald head. kept a big ol' bag of tennisee chew up in his truck.

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>>33230631

My girlfriend reblogged a misandry-mermaid post a couple of weeks ago and I almost broke up with her over Tumblr before I asked her about it...she realized she had read it wrong and deleted it.

She's still pretty social justicey but I draw the line at the cunts going on and on about 'MALE TEARS LOL'

>>33230965
lol someone post it

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>>33230466
This had me in tears. Thank you for posting this.
>mfw kiddies on /pol/ dont know this is a first person narrative from Pvt. Pyle in Full Metal Jacket as a joke because they are too busy with their huge backlog of chinese cartoons instead, "/pol/ approved" chinese cartoons though, of course.

>>33229435
ehh, degenerates are going to be degenerates no matter what you try to do.

The only solution is to go build your own community where they are not just illegal but not socially accepted. Even then degeneracy will exist, it will just be closeted.

>>33230012
Poor kid.

>>33230780
He was such a fat fuck though, shooting the drill sergeant because of his own mistakes. That is more infuriating than most tumblr fat pride posts.

>>33229435
pllease let a good looking girl put a dip in around me and i will be in deep in about 2 hours. sucking my dick and have to spit some dip out. i jezzzzzz

>>33230408
>STD shaming
is this really a thing now?
what qualifies as STD shaming exactly?
is it refusing to have sex with someone with STDs, or making fun of them or something?
I mean yeah it's kind of a dick move to make fun of someone with AIDS, but is it really a big enough problem to warrant a anti-STD shaming movement or whatever?
can someone please redpill me on this? I don't follow all the stupid shit tumblrinas come up with...

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>>33230322
>FALLYN STAR

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>>33232400
Shut the fuck up Chaim. Don't you have some hospitals to bomb?

>>33232710
>tfw first watched that movie when I was 8 years old

Now I want to read all of it.

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>>33232697

niggers stole my spellcheck. fuck. my redneck is showing.

surely somebody else on /pol/ has decent taste in tobacco?

i should make a cigar dave topic. cigar dave is based as fuck.

>>33229874
Work part time for my township at a field no bigger than a forth of a mile by a mile. Chewing tobacco may be degenerate but there is nothing else to do.

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>>33230012

This kind of shit makes me legitimately sad. Like, sould crushingly sad. The level of brainwashing, culminating in this. It's revolting

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>>33232417

I want off this ride.

>>33232806
>it was my privilege.jpg

>>33232110
>Trying this fucking hard and expecting to be taken seriously by normal people
>Trying this hard and expecting to not be openly mocked and have your shitty ideas and pronouns lumped into a group associated with stupid shit thus easily defining you as an asshat
>telling the world you got tricked by trolls and now let your period blood stain public seats

Fucking quiltbags

>>33232831
Single moms, bro. Single moms.

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>>33230466
I AM
IN A WORLD
OF SHIT

>>33230012
Holy shit this should seriously be considered child abuse.
She is using her son as a billboard and brainwashing him to feel like a shitty person for having a made up "privilege", that's child abuse in my book. Poor fucking kid...I hope one day he will have a father figure that can undo most of the damage she did to him

>>33231343
AWWW YEAAH
DIP THREAD

>Copenhagen wintergreen
>Grizzly Wint
>Cope Snuff
Also, what is the difference between Redman Gold and Green.
Hell yeah!

>>33230466
who let private pyle on tumblr?

>>33230466
This dude is pretty obviously trolling. The scene with the jelly doughnut and the push ups is taken straight out of Full Metal Jacket. So is the detail about him being an excellent marksman and getting his entire platoon punished.

>Gomer Pyle has a Tumblr

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I can't take it anymore /pol/

>>33230951
That's the joke.

>>33230466
lol'd but then the end of it is sad because instead of becoming a better person.. [spoiler]gomer pyle kills the drill instructor and then himself[/spoiler]

>>33230855
100-110 is perfect, you whale lover

>>33229435
A nuanced degeracy thread then, not limited merely to the SJWs.


This should be good

>>33232706
break up with her before she accuses you of rape

>>33232806
About a year ago I ran into a similar situation from the other side
>guy holds open door for girl
>she is hesitant to walk through
>I don't have time for this back and forth bullshit so i walk through
>he yells at me "are you really gonna be that asshole"
>I say nothing cause I got places to be and already late
>He gets his wish of being some whiteknight faggot defending her against the evil men who don't care.

>>33232927
hahahahahaha

I used to laugh so hard at that fat piece of shit.

He is the person to never ever become.

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>>33232969
Don't worry, the chance to really show these people oppression is coming. The pendulum never stops swinging baby

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>>33230466
The fact that This is Thin Privilige (The blog this guy posted on) took this seriously tells loads about them. They even posted something that was literally copied from The Onion and thought it was true

>>33230048
>literally raped

This has to be b8

>>33230366
This guy on stage said he was raping (in vidya speak) this female player going against him while he was taunting her the whole time for sucking.

Then she wandered off stage while everyone laughed at her

>>33230139
Lol. Whenver a black person hates niggers, hes an uncle tom and white washed.

>>33232176
>I need therapy because:

>>33230159
But that scale can only hold up so much mass.

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There could be an encyclopedia-length essay on all the mistakes, fallacies, and bullshit in this tumblr post.

We fucking BTFO of this cunt a couple years ago though, anyone remember? (Myjourneymythoughts on tumblr)

>>33230623

Someone could easily create a kickstarter for a boobjob or sex reassignment surgery under the guise of it being for someone who lost a bet.

People would fund it.

Trannies would shit themselves.

>>33232172

Have you read Ethical Slut? Polyamory is just dating more than one person at once, it really shouldn't be the thing you greentext out of all of the rest of that delusional shit.

Also, anyone who can't see that image is a troll is asleep.

>>33233042

I think his issue is that he was born with special needs and his parents figured the Marine Corps would beat the retard out of him. This, of course, is impossible in true cases of physical brain dysfunction. I imagine he was downy.

I don't see how dipping is degenerate. Quit being such faggots.

>>33230855
>130

that depends on the height. Otherwise I'd say you're an stick chaser

>>33230466

WHAT A DISGUSTING FATBODY

>>33231340
everyones favorite manlet

>>33231546
So he's jewish?

>>33232706
>She's still pretty social justicey

Today she's only "a bit social justicey", tomorrow she will be dating other men and niggers behind your white beta ass.

>>33233053
Poe's Law is fucking killing me on this one. I can't tell if it actually believes that shit, or if that's a troll. At least, I hope to all the Gods there ever were that that thing is a troll.

>>33231772
>>33231546
...So we ARE being ruled by lizard people after all?

>>33230658
thiiiiiis

>>33233103
This happens to men though. This is literally how guys speak and taunt guys in vidya communities. She couldn't handle it?

Maybe we should make a realistic Calladoody game with women soldiers that are either severely handicapped in game or have to watch from the side lines because they couldnt make the cut to front lines.

>>33233280

I thought the same thing about otherkin... but apparently some are real

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>>33233280
You can rest assured that the one true God will judge them justly.

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>>33232430

>>33232430
>>Criminal resuscitators are running rampant on the streets, blatantly ignoring the DNR requests of their victims.

Oh the humanity!

>>33233308
Along with uterine cysts and the chance to become sterile and barren from infection and bodily damage, just from exertion, let alone combat wounds

>>33233054
>physiologist
He shouldnt be called a doctor if he is going around telling people they can't keep themselves in good shape by going to a gym and that it doesnt help you fend off diseases. What a fuck stick.
>you're wasting your time to lose weight at a gym
If he wasn't immediaty laughed at and told by everyone around him how wrong he was, we are fucked as a society. It's over....oh wait I knew it was over when the Harvard "debate" team was full of howler monkeys screaming about white people and WINNING the "debates".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCx2uGBhvEc

>>33233053
>Reading this
... I don't have words.

>>33233308
See, here's the thing women don't get. The playing field is a place where your skill is all that matters. Not your gender, not your race, not anything except for your skill.

>>33233183
He was a fatass and failed at everything and made retarded mistakes all the time, and then he went insane and killed the drill instructor and then himself. Private Joker was my favorite character in that movie. Gomer Pyle was named after an older fictional character who similarly fucked everything up all the time.

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>>33230891
>lizard
wat

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>>33232507
>I've never been raped.
>But that didn't make the rape flash-back I suffered any less real.

>>33233407
Dude, that's literally copied/pasted from The Onion

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-study-finds-it-is-impossible-to-lose-weight-no,32770/

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>>33232172

>>33229545
anyone has that House captions where he explains why he rejected that medicine student because a tattoo?
its basically what House said

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>>33233175
>33% of the population
>it means that the other 77%
>77%
Yeah, good thing I never thought they're not fucking cretins.

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>>33230466
>this is the average US soldier

>>33233493
It's so hard to tell sometimes what faggots are actually doing and taking seriously and what is satire. I don't know anymore.

>>33233436
>tfw I notice, the people who obsessively bring my gender into things are completely unaware of my skill and then they're delusional and then if I prove my skill, they scream and cry about me being a 'tryhard' and shit because I did better than they ever did

Some people are just trash and their opinion is worth nothing anyways. I've thrown them all into the trash by never responding to them again.

>>33230410
girl was playing killer instinct with some wig and she was losing, the guy said "it will be all over soon"

that's it, im shitting you not, these retarded faggots don't know what "literally" means

>>33233489

It's fake

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>>33229435

>>33232457
>power electronics
If this human bowel movement could name one PE artist, I would be astounded.

>>33233541
This fuckin kid right here. How old are you? Like 19? Hell, that still wouldn't be an excuse, just read the thread. Also, how would someone post on tumblr from bootcamp, dipshit? Think.

>>33230891
Jesus fuckjng Christ if I ever had a son like that I would put him down. he would be off to either a military boot camp or mental asylum as fast as I could throw him in there

>>33230159
You know you've got a weight problem when your scale starts telling you what you want to hear just so you'll stop breaking it

>>33230822
Nice try Chaim. This is the second time I've seen that post today. You won't convince us with your Jewry.

Back to Reddit

>>33232710
>>33232710
I remember being a young lad, this was the first R-rated movie my dad let me watch. It pains me that more people don't get the joke.

>>33232827
i cant remember the last time i had a turkish jade :C

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>>33230466
>there really are people who haven't seen Full Metal Jacket, 2001, Dr. Strangelove, Eyes wide shut and COrange
>year of our Lord-and-Light 2014
>mfw

>>33232400
Kill yourself, schlomo

>>33233581
>tfw that irony of being called a 'tryhard' when I don't think I have tried enough
>right, in fact, as I was thinking to myself 'maybe I have not put enough effort into my goals'
>some piece of shit who wasn't even as good as me called me a 'tryhard'

Internet has such shit people on it. I never encounter shit people like that in real life. Oh wait, I have. They worked in the school system, and in mental health. Well, too bad for those pieces of shit, there's nothing they can do about me being me.

>>33232110
>SWERF AND TERF
Is the catch of the day?

>>33232827
>>33233771

Camel stopped making Turkish Jades when they stopped the "exotic blends" because Muh flavored smokes make kids want to smoke.

>>33233653
Calm the fuck down. Why can't Americans ever handle any banter?

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>>33230102

Oh boy, look at this redneck.

Stay in school cletus.

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>>33232931

samefag here, i never cared for the taste of cope but then again some people like $1.99 fine cut wolf.

difference between redman green (classic) and golden blend is golden blend is more mild overall. silver has no sugar.

>>33233053

Imagining that is pretty funny.

>landwhale tells her parents she's Pluto
>they laugh because she's so fat it'd be true if she wore the right color shirt
>'with how you look, I bet'
>hambeast gets angry
>'NO! I really am Pluto!' ad infinitum
>parents realize all the lard she's been fistfeeding herself during the past years has finally deepfried her brain
>try a vain attempt to reason with a person with the mental capacity of a tub of ice cream
>hambeast achieves hulk mode, throws a tantrum and shit
>parents drive her to her friend as per request hoping that girl can save her from lunacy
>they don't know her friend is also batshit insane or an enabler which is why they're buddies in the first place

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>>33232417
do any of these stupid bitches realize what rape actually is?
I seriously want someone to rape them.
real rape
not "stare rape"
not "thought rape"
not "dying in an online game rape"
real fucking rape
maybe then they'll get their heads out of their cunts and shut the fuck up
pic related, it's how rustled my jimmies are

>>33234061
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>>33232457
>anti-zionist jew

Well, I'm glad shes not contributing to the already shrinking Jewish population.

>>33233054
...WHAT....

NO!! FUCK YOU!!!

HOW DO THESE PEOPLE GET DEGREES!!

>>33233581
>>33233950
You see, it's actually not like I tried very hard to be better than the pieces of shit who aren't even as good as me. In my opinion, I could have done better, but then some piece of shit isn't even as good as me and called me a 'tryhard' simply for being better than him.

I am honestly very disappointed at humanity after all of my negative experiences, and then this.

I tried going to therapy, but my therapist was the most worthless piece of shit who cared about nothing but breeding and trying to derail unrelated conversations onto sex while ignoring everything else, and trying to discourage me from what was important to me and tried to get me to focus on the things that were of no importance to me except for being a worthless bother. Therapy made me worse.

>>33232268
just noticed
top lel

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>>33233950

>has it out for all those 'shit people' in the mental health care system

You sound stable

>>33233960

Shit, I know what a TERF is, what's a SWERF?

>>33233054

Some stories there can be read as if they were written by /fit/ from the fatties' POV. Some made references to 'gains' but I really wouldn't discard the idea of a /fit/izen having to live with a HAES-cultist landwhale for a sister.

>>33232268
>>33234205
>crack pipe
that's a meth pipe you squares

>>33234190
>raised by 'nam veteran
>wanted to learn about computers so did (still have much to learn, but actually, you know more than a lot of people)
>went through certain hell of teachers enforcing rules on only them and later sympathized with the Nazis
>has only ever been able to have sexual feelings towards Adolf Hitler
>always fucking hated babies

You have that feel when asexual, plus...


>militant mindset anyhow (can't be helped)
>Jews eventually did something to piss you off

...I don't mean to scare you, but you are seriously Nazis 2.0.

>>33230408
>STD shaming (...) rode the boat to america
>STD
>riding a boat to america
Theres a nigger joke in there somewhere

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>>33230564
>300 pounds
>5'1
>hasn't weighed herself since 2004
>10 years of accumulating more weight
Who does this and just thinks "Yes this is good I am not in danger"

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>>33230322
>22
>recovering alcoholic

>>33234190
>I tried going to therapy, but my therapist was the most worthless piece of shit who cared about nothing but breeding and trying to derail unrelated conversations onto sex while ignoring everything else, and trying to discourage me from what was important to me and tried to get me to focus on the things that were of no importance to me except for being a worthless bother. Therapy made me worse.
I honestly believe that the rate of mental and emotional problems among therapists is way higher than the general population.

>>33234306
The Nazis were more family oriented than me, but I guess so.

>tfw someoneother than you posted their worthless piece of trash opinion about me
>but I'm not going to respond to the worthless piece of trash because that's part of them being in a trash can

lol

>>33231783
Damn straight. We need the Day of the Rope FUCKING NOW

>>33229545
>dope is my main drug
what the fuck dude
dope is slang for drugs period in my area
what a retard

>>33234368
Well if she is Latina, she was probably suckling tequila out of her mother's tit as an infant.

>>33230891
Does anybody else here occasionally sit down to pee wen they're really lazy or they've just woken up?

>>33230623
You see potato salad is actually tasty and interesting unlike entitled trannies who are mad that people care about potato salad.

>>33233771
>>33234013

i know right? used to get them at the dollar general for $2.36 a pack when i started smoking when i was 17 or so.

now it's like lol 6 bucks for break action ultra menthol firesafe fagstick. thankfully i smoke less than a pack a month on average, often a lot less.

firesafe cigs are shit. i met a guy recently who's a vintage film fag (like video film) that told me about a dot head store up the road selling classic smokes but it's drying up.

will be stopping by tomorrow to see what gems i can find, i'll report back.

>>33232176
Makes sign, can't even spell

>>33232584
>call of duty
>realistic
pick one

>>33232390
>guy makes a good point
>shut up

never change tumbler

>>33234373
>I honestly believe that the rate of mental and emotional problems among therapists is way higher than the general population.

That really might be the case. She was actually kind of okay for a while (tolerable, while not really helpful either), but eventually just sort of snapped and went full retard, so I had to get her out of my life. (and now, I have to go somewhere)

>>33229531
>cant even do long cut
what do you mean? long cut is the normal/easy shit. try short cut and see if you can keep it together.

>>33232584
Kill yourself

>>33233583
>mfw people use the word literally before figurative examples
makes me lol every time, esp when they're serious

>>33232827
I only smoke Marlboro reds and regular filter Camels, anything better you can recommend? (tried lucky strike and pal mal but they sucked)

>>33230466

He probably couldn't get the fuck off of the DI's obstacle.

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>>33230564
>typical preppy-looking white guy
alpha detected

>>33230891
>Lizard at that
REPTILIANS CONFIRMED FOR REAL

>>33234283
>implying there's much of a difference

>>33232457
>anarcho communist

Every time i say tumblr cant get any stupider they think of another way to surprise me.

>>33231982
I get stare-raped every day when I limp around. Fucking disgusting ableist cunt.

>>33232146

How short are you that you're a hamplanet at 190? Or do you just have no muscle mass at all? Wtf.

>>33234549
fail or master troll

>>33234498

Most people get into the mental health field to try to figure out what's wrong with themselves. Still, most of them are well-trained professionals who are good at their jobs anyway.

Complaining that your therapist is out to get you makes you sound unbelievably insane btw, whatever they have you on, I think you need more

>>33232031
You'd be fucking surprised

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I support the death penalty for fats

>>33234539
They're being figuratively literal, you autist.

>>33234488
It probably isn't realistic. I haven't played it, but I don't want to because it's a shitty imitation of the real world.

>>33230644
my sides

>>33232507
>Kotaku
>Taking it seriously
1/10 git gud scrub

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>>33232110
>freebleeder
dear god

>>33230408
>SRSly
lol

>>33234545

turkish gold and turkish silvers if you could find them, good luck with that since they're almost all gone.

you could try american spirit if you haven't already.

honestly if you want good tobacco taste instead of cigarette dick sucking, your best bet is to start listening to cigar dave and enjoy some quality cigars.

the fucking general

cigardave.com

>>33230696
>tags libertarians
>advocates 60% taxes for subsidizing people unjustly

>no notes

troll

>>33234545
>anything better you can recommend?
american spirit

>>33234568

Look at it again. It's 'anarcha' because 'anarcho' is too patriarchal

Seriously

>>33232690
top kek

>>33232176
>INADIQUET

kingdom kek

>>33234190
why the fuck are you talking to yourself?

>>33230631
So if you don't wanna fuck a horse, you're animalphobic?

>>33234556
lol someone that lives with parents and doesn't even have a drivers license made this. That's pretty true on the left there, if you are over 16 and still cant drive, you ARE a fucking loser, even by my low standards for loserdom.

I_Need_Feminism_because_my_STDs_should_be_be_seen_as_a_badge_of_honor.jpg

>>33234657
>laughing when people use words wrong and thus make themselves look stupid makes me autistic
lol nope, that's the opposite of autism
>retard
:P

>>33233785
I haven't seen the last three, but I guess it is time

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>>33233653
>Also, how would someone post on tumblr from bootcamp, dipshit?
The same way they take photos like this, using someones phone.

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>>33232110
>Swole Acceptance
>STEM
I wonder how she would react to a really buff Engineering major.

Is OP retarded? A little chew never hurt anybody.

>>33234056
Banter? That's what you call being retarded? That had nothing to do with "banter", more to do with you shitposting about a movie joke someone was making and...nevermind. You're just an idiot.

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>>33229545
>tfw Mexican
>these are the people that my country is basically fighting for
We should just stop this drug war and let Rick Perry's army deal with them at the border. If you assholes aren't willing to take some weight off of us, we shouldn't be dying for you. More than 100,000 dead just so vapid cunts like her can get high.

>>33230322
>LESBIAN
>Single mom
>Fallyn Star
kek kek kek

>>33234970
Recruits dont have phones. Recruits dont use the fucking internet. I got to use a pay phone ONCE in the middle of bootcamp for about 2 minutes, I was lucky.

>>33235022
Tobacco in all its forms is disgusting and not intended for human consumption.

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>>33234807

while that pic is obviously jokes, yeah if you're over the age of like 15 and don't drive you are falling behind.

i learned how to drive on a tractor in my daddy's lap when i was like 7, drove lawn mower around yard when i was that age too, learned how to drive an automatic truck around 12, learned stick around 13, learned how to ride a dirtbike with a clutch around 13 too. have operated lots of heavy machinery in my life and spent countless hours driving manual ABC/1234 geared non-synchronized tractors. ya know, where you do that tricky shit shifting from A/4 to B/2 and mentally map out gear ratios while operating a box blade and keeping that shit nice and neat.

as much as i enjoy my new car and a 5 speed+ OD automatic, air considioned leather seets and the like.....knowing how to operate damn near any vehicle at any time just may save your life. or at least earn you an honest paycheck with a real world salary one day.

but yeah bitches can operate two pedals and rule the world, that's cool i guess.

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>>33232507
>i've never been raped
>but that didnt make the rape flash-back i suffered any less real
>rape flash-back
>FLASH-BACK

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>>33235101
>No one has ever asked to borrow someone elses phone

>>33233053
Did they identify themselves with Pluto and Charon because they were just as big?

>>33232930

Link him to /pol/ and then he'll be fine.

>>33231879
FEE, FI, FO, FUM, I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A HET CIS SCUM!

>>33235149
It was real in my mind you stupid goy!

>>33234655
From that post I can tell that that sub-human
>has no boobs
>is fat
>failed biology and pretty much science and math altogether

>>33234807
kukukuku
i've seen better ones but that's the only one on my computer

>>33235125

that's like, your opinion, man.

the effects are good when used properly so i think it damn well should be used for human consumption.

>>33231154
10/10 to your 10/10 would take both of you on deployment with me.

>>33231257
6/10 made me reply
However, I've killed several people "for you".. Thank YOU, in return for paying for BOTH of my houses. See: Federal Income Tax.

Nigger.

>>33230408
Is anti STD shaming a push to spread STDs?
>Hey before we have sex I have to ask if you have any STDs or anything I need to be worried about. I ask everybody so it is nothing personal.
>Fucking STD shamer. My body my rights my privacy. You're a fucking pig

Eventually even asking will become some kind of trigger for idiots. Im already afraid to have casual sex even with protection because of STD's and fals rape claims

>>33234642
MHIDF

>>33234404
Yes.

Also, if I have to defecate, I don't piss standing up and then do so.

>>33234404
I sit down sometimes if I also need to shit, and I only need to pee a little bit

>>33235331
It's also the opinion of Native American tradition. You know, the people who originally farmed tobacco? They had tales about the misuse of tobacco (basically, use it for fun instead of ceremony and you will be cursed).

It is meant to be used in the same way as cedar bark or incense in creating atmosphere.

>>33234568

No, no, no. Not anarcho communist. AnarchA Communist. With an A. Now, this is just a stab in the dark but I think that this creature is following the rules of Spanish grammar. Because Anarcho ends with an O that obviously makes the word male. Anarcha makes the word female.

So an anarcha communist would be a radical feminist anarcho communist. For some reason.

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>>33230322
>FALLYN STAR
Is he related to Starkiller?

>>33235331

then why redman so good?

czechmate, pine niggers.

>>33232457
>League of Legends

And people ask me what's wrong with playing that game...

Some of the posts in this thread are almost so full of tumblrisms that I need a translator to read them. Have any of these retarded terms shown up in other languages yet? I would love to see the Chinese symbols for Demiromantic transnigger fat-positive narwhalkin.

>>33233407
what da fuck dat vidya

>>33232266
That's funny. I'm going to remember that.

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>>33232804
>that thing shares a state with me

>>33233175
jews are only 2% of the population

>they lied about holohoax
>they created the Jewish Federal bank
>etc

>>33229545
I found her tumblr... She videotaped herself shooting METH.

If this is what is in store for the rest of Gen Y, but especially Gen Z, I may have to start the NSAWP.

>>33232790
My mother called that the "Jewish Prince" routine. If I was at the table and said something like "This food would be better with a little more pepper" or "This food is spicy, I could use some water to cool my mouth" or even just "Is there butter around?" instead of just going and getting it.

>>33232804

This one is sad.

>>33232827
>Turkish Jades
fuck it has been a while since I had one of those

>>33234545
If you like Marlboro then go 27's, smoked those for 6 years