>Flight MH17 crash: Man charged over Twitter post >A

We're no longer allowed to make jokes in Britbongistan anymore. It's a shame because we have such a good history of comedy.

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>>32904377
>charged
>offensive message
>offensive
>offensive
>offensive
>offensive
>message

I don't get it, if he was a professional comedian and said it on stage, it would be fine.
Frankie Boyle says far worse things constantly.

So England has gone full shithole?

>>32904377
Yep this is the UK. Make a tweet on your DNA goes on file.

>>32904377
America 1 - UK 0

but remove image offend offensive it

Britain, YES

I'd be jailed if I lived in Britbong. Thank God I live in America

>>32904377
so, island monkeys literally turned 1984?
what the fuck?
get your shit together britbongs. this is beyond ridiculous.

yes, i am mad.

>>32904377
>charged with making a malicious communication

maaaaaaan what the fuck

>>32904377

Lol why the fuck would anyone post something online without being anonymous? Fucking moron.

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Yeah, no kidding.

I recently sent my ex a bunch of witty comments via Jewbook, and when I woke up in the morning she had called the fucking police on me.

The stuff I said wouldn't offend a child. They were just jabs at what a cunt she is.

Apparently when I sent her a text saying "That was fast" after she got a new boyfriend one week after screaming "I WILL NEVER BE IN A RELATIONSHIP AGAIN!" it made her cry and shake with fear for two hours.

Good thing she dropped the charges so the police hopefully shouldn't pursue it unless they're being retarded.

But yeah, saying mean things is a serious offence in England.

>>32904377
Didn't a lot of kikes did that as well?

>no banter allowed

fuck this over sensitive world

>>32904377

This is the future you chose, bongers.

>charged for posting an offensive message

>>32904863
remove post it offensive. you see not to offent but do remove

I remember when brits laughed at murricans for being too sensitive. Oh how have you fallen. It's hilarious, no one can defend this shit.

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>>32904377
Oh my god I'm going to piss myself

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>>32904377
BRB filing British hurt feelings report

>>32904377

Britian is the prototype for the future of mixed race thought controlled slave nations on earth. Every day here I see the grip of politically correct thought get tighter, beamed into every household on TVs, free speech and thought destroyed by the authorities, "diversity" and homosexual propaganda rammed down our throats, the tax getting higher every year, new taxes introduced for every aspect of life, prices for life essentials going up every year, salaries decreasing or stagnating, out of control deprived ghettos, massive areas of non-white no go estates, people becoming fatter, drunker and stupider, the young middle class only caring about looking cool and buying the latest trends, the political establishment only caring about profiting through corruption and retaining their position. Britainistan is really fucked and showing no signs of recovery. It's past the tipping point now. I'm out and never coming back.

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>>32905297

Looks like karma is biting you in the ass for all the >MURRICA and >LAND OF THE FREE posts, britbongs.

>>32905328
No that's Sweden.

>>32904377
>Hippie with a beard
Good.

>>32905362
>No that's Sweden.
can be more than one.

>>32904467
No you don't. English comedy is dry and trite.

>>32905434
shhh don't tell them, they genuinely believe it's funny. Let them have that one thing.

Absolutely disgusting, and they still pretend free speech exists in europoor land.

>>32904377
>Britshits

>lol amerishooties think they have free speech xDDD

>>32904467
Im kinda honestly surprised the Bongish government hasn't attempted to arrest the entire surviving Monty Python crew for shit like the Spanish Inquisition

Oh well, most of them are still alive and their plenty more of the rabbit hole the bongs can go down

>>32905362

Sweden and the UK are on the same trajectory taking slighty different paths. The end result will be largely the same horrible dystopia.

>>32904671
just remember the aussies, brits, and jews having been calling for the end of free speech here for a while

>>32904377
see? this is exactly what happens if you post everything you think on some retard social media website.

you keep that shit to yourself. if you post something like this on 4chan you might get a stupid greentext response from a Newcastle fan using a Costanza reaction face pic and that's it.

if you do that on twattr, you get sued for that bullshit. wtf....

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lol england

>Pegwood Road, Sunderland

Top kek, that's in Pennywell.

I used to only live about 5 minutes away from there, it's a pretty fucking rough place. Basically a White ghetto.

>yurop sends people to jail over hurt feelings
>claims to have free speech

>>32905487
>and they still pretend free speech exists in europoor land.

But they don't pretend that

>>32905297

Top kek

>>32904377
That's one thing America has going.

I can call David Cameron a child molester (which he is) and not worry about a V&.

>>32905671
Some defend it.

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>>32905645

>Pennywell

Sounds Jewish

>>32905727
I honestly wonder how brits take shit talking on vidya games

>>32904377

>be in England
>night out on the town
>bit drunk at the pub, decide to walk home
>take a short cut down an alley
>am beaten and mugged by malicious communications
>spend 2 weeks in hospital
>doctors have to remove my vagina

true story

HATE SPEECH IS NOT FREE SPEECH

>>32904377
Lol'd

And I'm not even britnongistanian

>>32906004
I know you are just b8ing, but the people who genuinely say this confuse me. It's like saying
>BLACK RIGHTS AREN'T HUMAN RIGHTS

>>32905846
We have to over 21 to buy a headset, and all our chat is muted by default.

>>32905329
My fucking sides.

You never go full dystopia.

I like picking on britbongs, but this is too much. At some point it went from being a brotherly rivalry to a thuggish bystander laughing at an old lady being mugged in the street. Western degradation has become too morbid in its progressiveness for me.

>>32904863
Next time say it with love.

>>32906073

Not really.

>>32906690
Yes really.

>>32906220
if all chat is muted, what's the point of headsets bongbro?

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>>32904377
>charged with making a malicious communication.
holy shit britbongs

>>32907042
Those are assault knives.

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>>32904377
>>A man has been charged with posting an offensive message on Twitter
L M A O

>>32907042
Do britbabs also have bans/regulation for simple tools like hammers/screwdrivers or nails exceeding a certain lengh?

ITT Americlaps trying to act like this is bad

Haha at least you europoors get to keep your foreskin

>>32907345
you need to pay for a license in order to legally operate a television set in englandistan

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>>32907345

we got these faggit

This isn't the first time this has happened. Britain has gone full Orwell. It isn't even funny any more. Hurting someone's feelings is a crime, just let that sink in.

>>32907413
b8 m8 etc, etc.

>>32904377

WE NEED TO LIBERATE THE UK FROM THIS TOTALITARIAN POLICE STATE!

When is Obongo going to fund British rebels.

This months there have been countless reports of Americlaps being shot dead by mistake by their own police. Yet they are shocked and appalled by this?

>>32907615
I'd rather have occasional accidents then an entire widespread removal of free speech.

>>32907615
Yep, deflect those problems. That will make it better.

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B-but muh kinder eggs and poverty ball! Checkmate burgerclaps.

>>32907491
There was a story recently about a man had to get forced off a plane because he tweeted about the TSA not doing a good job. The women (TSA agent bitch) called the pilot and told them about the incident he tweeted and he was forced to get off the flight.

The tweet had no threatening messages, just "very disappointing" kinda tweet.

this was in America

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>>32904377
>b-b-britain has a b-banter culture

>>32905626
ya but those nigger kike faggot craker ass hoes will never get it thanks to honest-to-God Red Blooded American Patriots.

Fuck Obama and his family to hell, come get me FBI you dumb bitches, I have 10 tb of CP

dats rite. suck muh dick

FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!

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>>32904671
>>32904635

I wouldn't start cheering just yet there sport.

>>32907689
And the airlines later apologized about the incident.

That's on a whole other level from making a tweet from your home and getting criminal charges.

>>32907345
You have to be 21 or older to enter a hardware store. And if you intend to buy anything that possesses a sharp end or could be used as a weapon, you have to write a two page essay about why you need it and what you intend to do with it.

>>32907676
It's not a problem at all, because the UK isn't a third world shithole where getting charged for something minor = 20 years in prison.
He will most likely get a suspended sentence.

Meanwhile:
https://news.yahoo.com/man-served-20-years-may-die-prison-marijuana-014026914.html

Brits and Europeans are genetically peasants and serfs. I may have shitty health care and 2x the chance to get randomly murdered but that doesn't matter. Freedom is all that matters and I bet you weak ass limey fucks are regretting what your nation is now. Your ancestors would kill themselves if you brought them back to life to live in modern Britain.

Live free or die.

>>32907683
I do believe Britain could do that again if they really put their mind to it. They simply lack the national will power and societal order that they used to have.

>>32908078
Yeah and a criminal record, which among other things, bars him from travelling to most countries and has huge consequences on employment prospects.

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>>32908129
>Freedom
>country with literally thousands of people on a no-fly list for expressing anti-government views

ayy lmao
American delusion never fails to amaze me.
You're free to take your fatass to Wal Mart on black friday.

Football hooligans.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1eydZNR738

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>>32907893
>I have 10 tb of CP

Ayy lmao. I doubt that much even exists.

>>32908229
Post grads are stacking shelves and cleaning toilets over here, he's fucked.

>>32908071
Ok the point is, it starts on that level, slowly gets to the level to making tweets in your own private home gets you raided and forced remove.

Plus, this was a non threatening message. It violated his rights. Free speech.

>>32908035
Welp, we are fucked.

>>32908288
10tb is nothing though

there are easily hundreds

>>32908460
>>32908288
>>32907893
Fucking pedophiles

>>32904377

>>A man has been charged with posting an offensive message on Twitter

This kind of shit is what I hate most about this country.

We get a lot of things right in the UK, but our approach to free speech in relation to hurt feelings is fucking embarrassing

>>32908488
simply talking about cheese pizza makes you a pedo? how about kill yourself

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>>32908229
>bars him from travelling to most countries
No, it doesn't. British passport is the GOAT and most countries don't even require a visa. Unless you are stupid enough to think your criminal record gets attached to your passport number.

>and has huge consequences on employment prospects.
Most employers don't give a shit about non-violent crimes. Besides, your record gets cleared if your sentence is softer than 2.5 years in custody.

Again, stop using your draconian justice system as a reference. How is that permanent sex offenders database for people who slapped a woman's ass?

>>32908534
Discussing CP encourages it, so yes.

>>32905434
You shut your whore mouth.

Mr.Bean is the funniest shit I've seen come out of Britbongland. He doesn't even need words to be funny.

I'll agree with you on shit like Monty Python and other trash though. That shit never made me laugh. It seemed like it was trying too hard.

>>32904671
Don't think for a second that there are not politicians and bureaucrats in the U.S., that would ejaculate furiously at the idea of imprisoning anyone who says something they do not like.

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>>32908460
>there are easily hundreds
>are easily hundreds
>easily hundreds
>hundreds

Come on... I doubt that.

>>32905329
>because his rights end where my feelings begin

10/10

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it's not the first time and it won't be the last.

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>>32904377
>free speech in Britistan

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>>32904726

Muslim here. Without even reading or ctrl-f'ing the thread, I bet someone has found a way to blame us.

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>>32908699
>My PC takes so long to shut down I've decided to call it Nelson Mandela

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>>32908699
>my PC takes so long to shutdown I've decided to call it Nelson Mandela.

>>32908787
die terrorist scum

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>>32908751

If there's no free speech and no privacy, then there's no free country.

>>32908787
well I wasn't too far off >>32908740

>>32905558
"Ooooh look, Mrs Niggerbaiters exploded"

Or lost from the rebroadcasts...the wonderful It Ain't Half Hot Mum...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iJFSmlqqlc

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>>32904377

>charged with posting on offensive message on Twitter

this is a crime now?

bongistan might actually be worse than the us...

>may the flying spaghetti monster save us all

>>32905434
>he cant laugh at anything that isn't a sitcom with a laugh track to remind him when to laugh

>>32908547
Are you retarded?

> We recommend that anyone who have ever been arrested and/or convicted of an offense apply for a visa. In cases where the arrest resulted in a conviction, the individual may be permanently ineligible to receive a visa and in order to travel, a waiver of the permanent ineligibility is required. The Rehabilitation of Offenders Act does not apply to United States visa law.

http://london.usembassy.gov/niv/add_crime.html

> Entering or remaining in Australia is a privilege, and it is expected that non-citizens are, and have been, law-abiding. Visa holders must also continue to satisfy the character requirement. Irrespective of which visa you apply for, you must advise the department if you have any criminal convictions inside or outside of Australia, and you may be asked to provide police certificates as part of your assessment against the character test.

http://www.immi.gov.au/media/fact-sheets/79character.htm

> All non-New Zealanders applying for a visa must be of good character. The following people will not be eligible for a visa unless a character waiver is granted: [..] Unsubstantiated allegations and civil matters are not sufficient to demonstrate that a person is not of good character. People are however required to declare whether or not they are under investigation by a law enforcement agency in any country, or have a criminal record.

http://www.immigration.govt.nz/migrant/general/generalinformation/media/criminialconvictions.htm

> If you have been charged or convicted of any crime, including driving while impaired, you may be prohibited from entering Canada to visit, work, study or immigrate.

http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/australia-australie/visas/inadmissible-interdite.aspx?lang=eng

>>32904726
In 1984 the proles were perfectly allowed to banter with each other like this.

>>32908787
Well you could stop being a muslim, that might help you out

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>>32907345
Not banned per se.

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>>32907345
yup

>>32908931
why would I though? we're in the ascendant at the moment. would be stupid to leave a religion just as the chance of a 2nd golden era seems to be appearing on the horizon.

>>32908644
Mr Bean is Rowan thingy's homage to Jaques Tati. Look up Mr Hulot's Holiday to see what he copied.

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where dos it end?

>>32908258
The UK has one too retard, at least we won't get put on one for twitter jokes

>>32908699

>arrested

For what exactly? What was he charged with? This is absurd.

>>32908907
Except British citizens don't need a visa for those countries, so it's not like they will even have to apply and disclose their criminal record.

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>>32908288
>>32908680
Most of it is stored here.

>>32904671
>live in America
>cops beating you to death because they mistook your bottle of coca-cola for a weapon

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>>32909062
>implying they don't just make up excuses to suit them

>>32909076
I know they can easily fit it in there I just legitimately don't think 100 tb of it even exists.

>>32909020
>The literal fashion police

>>32909062
>offensive joke about black jesus

he's literally hitler
will serve 20 years in prison for racism and hate speech

>>32904377

Please remove that picture from your post. This is offensive.

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you could stopped it

>>32905626
Aussies? Wat?? Fill me in, please.

>Europe

ahahahah

>>32904377

Shame that free speech is dead but yeah, fuck that cunt. Celebrating the deaths of two white Geordies in a time of impending racial doom for us all.

Twat.

>>32909230
Who is that guy you call "Oboylover"?

And Ben Garrison??

>>32909070
Will you read the fucking information. You are not eligible to travel to those countries (and many more) once you have a criminal record. You have to declare it and apply for a visa the normal way, and they will almost certainly reject you. Last year US immigration deported some Newcastle United football players for travelling with an undeclared record they procured in adolescence. They're now barred from ever travelling to US territory again under any circumstances.

> Newcastle United midfielder Yohan Cabaye has become the third player to be denied a visa to join the club’s pre-season tour to America.

> The 25-year-old only arrived at the club last month in a £4.8million deal from Lille but was not allowed onto the plane with his new team-mates.

> He will join colleagues Joey Barton and Nile Ranger, who were also banned by American officials, on the reserves’ tour to Holland instead.

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/07/18/another-newcastle-united-player-banned-from-playing-in-america/

>>32904467
>we have such a good history of comedy

Yeah, I love laughing at stories about Britain. Just like this one.

This is what you get for being America's bitch by the way.

Have to keep the leash tight on the little UK gimp

>>32904671
>Thank God I live in America
well that's not something you hear every day

Anyone else saw the dubstradamus this morning who predicted Spain would have something to do with the crash?

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>great britain

FUCK YOU BEN GARRISON AND OBOYLOVER YOU ANTI-FREE SPEECH ASSHOLES


HATE SPEECH IS FREE SPEECH

>>32909202
>>32909117


What the actual fuck. We really are doomed.

>>32906943
Chat becomes available when the government gets proof of our address and a DNA sample. It's a lot of bother but worth it for Counter S***ke.

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>>32909117
>>32909020
>>32908952

>free country

>>32904377
Britbongistan.... Not even once.

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>>32909386
the train shows no signs of stopping, friend

if Labour wins next year I'm leaving this country for good.

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>>32907345

>>32904377

Fake news story. Y'all gettin tricked once again

>>32909457
Come to America AND JOIN THE REPUBLIC.

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>>32904377

>>32904377
Here in mexico people shared at kikebook another joke in kind.
It went something like this:

>Out of the 189 dutch that died in malaysian airlanes flight mh17
>We are sorry to inform the mexican population
>That none of them was Arjen Robben.

People lost their shit and had some giggles
No media business even gived a fuck.

Fuck political correctness.

>>32909117
>Maybe because we were muslim
>Said through an interpreter
Fucking mudslimes

>>32909481
im moving to Japan because of their no muslim policy.

>>32909519
>>32909535
thanks i feel vindicated >>32908787

>>32909296
He was stupid enough to declare his criminal record. That's why he wasn't allowed there.

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>>32909519
oy vey, give us your DNA racist!

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>>32909580
nah, that's not half as scary as this

>>32909535
also, go on youtube and look up 'japan muslims'.

i want to taste those tears.

>>32909566
what do you expect? your kind are scum and are not welcome here.

>>32909470
>Keeps losing them
Hmm, seems like they made the right call then lol

>>32904377
There was a time when I thought people in this country were being stupid and unreasonable when they said that the second amendment was the canary in the coal mine as far as our rights were concerned, that britain was a pretty decent place to live in and that hurt feelings reports were just absurd internet hyperbole.

Not anymore though.

>>32909608
TV licensing guys aren't scary at all.
Just tell them that you are not allowing them into your property, you are not answering any of their questions, and their implied right of access is revoked.

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>>32908035
>Rosenberg

>>32909568
Oh I see your point is you can try to trick immigration into letting you in and hope you're not selected for a random check? In fact these days checks are so easy they may even check everyone. Become a criminal in both countries.

The law is completely retarded and no matter how paltry the actual punishment is, it'll haunt him forever.

>>32909614
we neither want nor need your welcome, bitchtits. also, wait a few hours, my brothers are about to show up in numbers.

>>32904377
>malicious communication.

Poor Britain

>>32906073
So they're right?

>>32909608


Total police state bullshit, and for what? So the BBC can force people to make them a profit?

>>32908073
I know your joking, but when I was learning how to become a chef I had to contact the police about the knives I was going to use. I had a policeman come over to check my knifes and had to get my employer to confirm I was a trainee chef working for them. I don't have a criminal record either.

>>32909566
>shit up country
>wonder why people dislike your kind

>>32909773
I live on a farm in the middle of nowhere with several legal shotguns and a bolt action.
Come at me.

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>arrested on suspicion of racism
aren't you guys fucking scared?

>>32907451
Don't try to spin that shit. That's to pay for ad-free tv channels.

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>>32909818
mfw a farmer tried to be gangsta near me

>>32909809
>shit up country
>wonder why people dislike your kind
(I know you won't get it.)

>>32908129
Why aren't we dying then shithead
>implying we're free
>gun control
>helmet laws
>no smoking
fucking bullshit

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>b-but m-muh free healthcare

>>32909818
oh and i'll make sure to dip the bullets in pigs blood

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>>32908699

>>32909950
you do that m8

>christian faggots still think this affects our status in the afterlife or that Allah cares what state our body is in at the time of death.

Hint: Allah doesn't give a shit even if you covered our body in pigs blood. we still get Paradise.

>>32909820
there's no way this is real

this is worse than thought crime sci fi

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>>32909486
>THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE

That's it, this thread has convinced me to vote UKIP.

>>32910046
God will send you straight to hell for following the false prophet that Jesus warned would come.
Muhammed (may piss be upon him) was a pedophile warlord and a false prophet.

I don't get it.
Is been edgy teen, who make awful comments, are popular thing in anglospeaking countries?
What a poor culture.

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>you will never bang the queen

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>>32908547
>employers don't give a shit about non-violent crimes
In America non violent crime means being a fucking dumbass (or teen), in UK it means telling a fucking joke

>>32910099
>its took him this long to convert to UKIP

>>32904863
Wow

> people actually pay the tv liscence
> letting them in
Just film them at your door. And dont answer anything

>>32910126

Please remove this post. It's offensive.

>>32910099
If I were a britbong (thank god I'm not), this thread would convice me to leave the country asap.

>>32910250
whats the rules if you rent? can they go straight to your landlord for permission to come in?

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>>32904377
This fucking country. mfw I can't even make a joke because it might be "hate speech".

Perhaps we can fight the cunts with their own laws. Just say that we're "offended" by their crackdown on free speech.

ITT: 'redpilled' britbongs

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>>32904377
>When confronted the Britbong replied
>Call der Fuhrer, I don't give a fuck
Sheeeeiiiiiiiit son, free food and housing!? Fuck the Queen while we are at it, right in her loose arse.

>>32910126


She stands by and says nothing while insane liberals fuck over her people.

She's a shit queen

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>>32910305

>tfw poor and unemployed
>tfw no distinuishable qualifications
>tfw redpilled in Britain
>tfw feel like a terror-filled rat in a tiny cage with ever-increasing numbers of Islamic rats

I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS. MY ANCESTORS DID NOT FIGHT FOR THIS TO BE MY FATE.

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what the fuck happened?

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brace for feels

>>32910325

Or you can just do what we did to you in 1776 instead of bitching about it on the Internet.

>>32906004
Of course it is, nigger.

>>32909322
>This is what you get for being America's bitch by the way.

Yeah, no. We have no part in this.

This is British incompetence at freedumb.

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>>32910442

>>32910442

Can't feel sorry for them anymore. They hurt muh Hitler.

>>32910250
They cant make anyone do anything. But as I am not renting, I dont know if its his responsibility or not. If it isnt he could probably be tricked into thinking he has to drop you in it. But remember the capita employees arent allowed to be filmed so they are meant to leave. Also write to them removing their implied right of access. And you are never obligated to let them in to your property or tell them anything. The tv detector vans are a lie and have never been used in 1 prosecution. And never sign anything they give you.

>>32908699
So, UK civil war when? It's the only way to fix this sort of dystopian oppression. not even joking.

>>32910306
No, the landlord has the right to enter the property encase of emergency or to inspect it if he has given prior notice but without your expressed permission he does not have the right to let anyone else in.

What is it about bongland's constitution that allows for this inane bullshit?
Do you guys just have an EXTREMELY vague clause on free speech and how various forms of "hate speech" aren't protected?

>>32910575
It would be happening there if not for your constitution getting in the way. We have no constitution, Parliament can technically add or remove whatever rights they want. We've also tied ourselves into European lawmaking, further fucking us.

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>>32904377
>malicious communication

Brits haven't lost their freedom because you cannot lose something that you never had in the first place. Brits have never been free citizens. They were peasants under feudalism, subjects under their monarchy, now they are turning into proles under a police nanny state.

>>32908998
>2nd golden era
>not chance of creating a second dark ages

>>32904377

I can't decide which is worse anymore, ameriburger, or bongistan

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>>32910442

feels felt, bro


Come to America. Yes we're still fucked up but we're not as fucked up as Britistan is. You can still do shit without it being a criminal offense

>>32905434
I haven't cared for British humor either, Mr. Bean and Monty Python and stuff are crap.

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>>32910770
hmm, I wonder

>>32910780
>being a double-digit IQ pleb

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>>32909400
[freedom intensifies]
oh wait, you idiots chose slavery

Does anyone know the act this bullshit (OP) is covered by? I just want to read it to appreciate the extent of the absurdity.

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>>32910801
>Based on his manner, his state of dress and his proximity to the course

>>32905434

Hot fuzz is one of the best modern comedies

>>32904863

>...it made her cry and shake with fear for two hours.

You did well, m8.

>>32910770
America's problem is that we give idiots TOO MUCH freedom and allow them to do stupid shit like eat themselves to death constantly.
Bongistan's problem is that nobody has any freedom at all.

I hate how many rights we give to niggers and retards in burgerclap land but I''l take that 8 days of the week over the dystopia that is bongistan.

>>32910904

Hello /tg/

>>32909082

>implying I can't kill a man with a bottle of coca-cola

Come at me, bro.

>>32910801
>straight up arrested for not smiling

what the ever living fuck

at least the cops in the US try to hide it with dumb charges like "resisting arrest and nothing else"

>>32910690
>It would be happening there if not for your constitution getting in the way

Granted.

Good luck with sorting out your problems.

>>32910442
Just been to the funeral of an old friend. He died at the age of 91. He was a bomb aimer on Halifax bombers in WW2. He didn't like what this country has become. These people did not fight for our country to be like this. I'll miss him.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11339381.Tributes_to_RAF_veteran_who_was_shot_down_and_capture_in_Second_World_War/

>>32911027
that doesn't look much like hull to me m8

>>32910341
>ITT: 'redpilled' britbongs

ITT: Muslims reminding everyone of why they are hated so much

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>>32911000
Hello /pol/

>>32911135
>Resisting arrest but we we're arresting him for nothing
>"trying to hide it"

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>>32905631
>see? this is exactly what happens if you post everything you think on some retard social media website.
>you keep that shit to yourself. if you post something like this on 4chan you might get a stupid greentext response from a Newcastle fan using a Costanza reaction face pic and that's it.
>if you do that on twattr, you get sued for that bullshit. wtf....

pol, a bastion of free speech
fajtin for truht and justice

>>32908905
>Bitches about laugh tracks
>His shitty comedy also uses laugh tracks
>>32908871

>>32911219
>Muslims reminding everyone
m8 we're like 30% of the global population
you think we actually give a fuck if a few cunts like you hate us? srsly tho.

>>32911027
I can't imagine what would have done to my father had he tried to make me do something like this.
It's simply unthinkable.

>>32910662
noice

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>>32910099
Sure took you a while.

>>32911205
hahahahahaha. i was just thinking 'well who gives a monkeys about fackin hull?'

>>32910690


You Brits need open violent revolution.

The liberals in government know it and fear it, which is why they work so hard to crack down on dissent so they can pick off people individually instead of dealing with swarms of shit-throwers

>>32911269
>dat pic

That's impossible.

>>32910305

I'm a former Britbong living in Canada and this thread makes me nervous about going back to the UK even on holiday... I'll have to try to keep my opinions to myself while I'm there.

>>32911027
those top 2 pictures certainly look like Britain!

>>32905329
FUCKING LOL

>>32911349
>you think we actually give a fuck if a few cunts
You and your entire cult are human cancer and will be removed like cancer should be. One way or another. Time is on the side of the civilized. Tick tock.

>>32911349
>you think we actually give a fuck if a few cunts like you hate us

*Everybody* fucking hates you: Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Jews, and a good many atheists too. You even hate each other (Sunni vs Shia), and no fucking wonder, you bring death and barbarism wherever you go in the world. But you do have a few useless white liberal faggots on your side, so there's that.

>>32910046
Even if we bury you with a slice of ham in your mouth and a salami up your arse?

>>32911349
30% of the global population and at least 50% of the world's 3rd world population.
You'd better start giving a fuck what your superiors think of you because, without them, you'd be fucking nothing.
You can act like you don't care what 1st world countries think of you but it's only a matter of time til you piss them off enough to get some serious whiplash.

You sand niggers are one of the single most hated demographic on earth and it's going to be a rude awakening for you to realize this fact evidently.

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>>32909913

This scares me more than anything else in this thread. OC was just the first step, wasn't it?

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>>32909801

>>32908699
Bullshit. There are no white shopkeepers here.

>>32911349
Most of them in countries that don't matter.

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>>32905329
I kek'd

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>>32911498
check out these fucks I'm giving

>>32909910
Google boer farmers are hard cunts

>>32909913
trades huh...

>>32904377
>The Malicious Communications Act 1988 is a British Act of Parliament that makes it illegal in England and Wales to "send or deliver letters or other articles for the purpose of causing distress or anxiety". It also applies to electronic communications.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malicious_Communications_Act_1988

>girlslaughingandpointing.jpeg

>>32911589
Yeah, it doesn't matter. The soul is all that matters.

>>32911546
Yeah I guess that's why all 1.8 billion of us are being killed right now by those groups you mention. Oh wait...

The kikes do hate us, I'll grant you that. And a few silly Buddhists in Burma and Thailand. But the rest? Nah m8. We get on pretty well with others in contradiction to what your ultra-right-wing nationalist commentators tell you, to your annoyance. It must feel bad to know we're not going anywhere any time soon.

>>32911702
You will give all of your fucks in your lifetime. But it will be too late.

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>>32904377
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Jean_Charles_de_Menezes
>Three surveillance officers, codenamed Hotel 1, Hotel 3 and Hotel 9, followed Menezes onto the train. According to Hotel 3, Menezes sat down with a glass panel to his right about two seats in. Hotel 3 then took a seat on the left with about two or three passengers between Menezes and himself. When the firearms officers arrived on the platform, Hotel 3 moved to the door, blocked it from closing with his left foot, and shouted 'He's here!' to identify the suspect's location.
>The firearms officers boarded the train and it was initially claimed they challenged the suspect, though later reports indicate he was not challenged.[12] According to Hotel 3, Menezes then stood up and advanced towards the officers and Hotel 3, at which point Hotel 3 grabbed him, pinned his arms against his torso, and pushed him back into the seat. Although Menezes was being restrained, his body was straight and not in a natural sitting position.
>Two officers fired a total of eleven shots according to the number of empty shell casings found on the floor of the train afterwards. Menezes was shot seven times in the head and once in the shoulder at close range, and died at the scene.
>It emerged that hollow-point bullets had been employed and a senior police source said that Menezes's body had been "unrecognisable."

>Britain

>>32911593
>sand niggers
Stop this. Sandniggers are not even 10% of that 30%.

So are they going to arrest every united fan that takes the piss out of hillsborough and every scows that takes the piss out of the Munich disaster.

This is such bullshit, yeah he's a cunt but he can say whatever the hell he wants.

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>>32908129

Police state! The only reason the British government is doing this is because their control is weakening.

>>32911779
Gotta love that nice and vague political lingo.
They clearly had no fucking CLUE about how huge of a sweeping legislation anything relating to "online communications" would be in 1988.
They wrote a law about letters and said "well we should probably put something in there about email too" and, in one fell swoop, legislated the entire fucking internet.

God.
Fucking.
Job.
Politicians.

>>32905434
Lol this. I know they're trying to be funny and I understand why it's supposed to be funny, but it simply isn't.
>YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE
>But it's not funny
>YOU DON'T GET IT
>fucking Brits

>>32911819
>Yeah I guess that's why all 1.8 billion of us are being killed right now
>we're not going anywhere any time soon.

double-digit IQ mudshit's best argument is:
>you haven't removed the cancerous tumor
>yet
I'd love to see the look on your face when it happens.

It will in your lifetime. Tick tock.

>>32909798
BBC is already tax-funded

>>32911901
>boston
>representative of a country of 300 million people with varying local and state laws, statutes, and ordinances
leave it to a britbottle to criticize a system he doesn't even begin to comprehend.

>>32911819
>Yeah, it doesn't matter. The soul is all that matters.
Fuck it. Might as well just eat the ham and salami, then.

>>32911819
>. But the rest? Nah m8. We get on pretty well with others
Full blown delusion. Must feel bad to have to lie to yourself.

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>>32908699
>"my PC takes so long to shut down I've decided to call it Nelson Mandela"

I can't fucking stop laughing.

>>32910590

and because of that I dearly hope many more Israelis are killed by Hamas and Islamic Jihad, what has a Palestinian ever done to me? Afterall it was the kikes that were killing British soldiers in the late 40's even lynching them.

Fuck Israel, wipe it off the map, kike scum.

>>32911819
>We get on pretty well with others

Who? This should be good for a laugh.

>we're not going anywhere any time soon.

"Soon" depends on how long it takes until the inevitable civil war begins.

>>32909202

...That really makes no sense to me.

Would they force an Asian kid who couldn't speak english into a group of 4 bongers and then freak out on them if they tried to complain about being unable to understand anything the others said?

>>32911819

>He pretends to be a Mudslime to troll teenagers on the internet

For what purpose?

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>Live in Based Florida
>No background checks on ANY gun sale bought Glock 19 yesterday at gun show no Registration, no license nothing.
>Still use death penalty
>Can say anything to anyone.

God bless America.

>>32911819
>And a few silly Buddhists in Burma and Thailand.

dude when fucking BUDDHISTS want to kill you, you know you're an asshole.

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>>32909913
>tfw you can get world-class healthcare whenever you want
>tfw you live in the country with the highest cancer survival rate on earth
>tfw it's not even expensive unless you're too stupid to buy insurance

>>32911869
You're not fooling anyone here faggot.
We all know mudslimes are concentrated int he worst demographics aroudn the world.
All of the poorest, most violent and least educated fall victim to the dogmatic bullshit of your pedophile god. From Africa tot he middle east. In Europe and America. It's always the same.
Violent sand niggers and their stone age religion are universally reviled because of their archaic way of thinking and refusal to see the modern world the way it is.

Much like you're doing right fucking now.

>>32911953
Sure, slavshit, keep telling yourself that. We're looking forward to the happening, our Holy Prophet predicted that the Mahdi will appear and unite the Muslims and send out legions to slay the kuffar and bring the world under the domination of God's true religion. So yeah, tick tock.

whaaaat

why weren't they arresting every single person in the guardian comments when thatcher died if wishing people dead is illegal?

>this entire thread

And this is the kind of democracy that the west wants to spread to the rest of the world. Yeah, I fuck off.

>>32909322
It's attitudes like that which helped create this mess. If the english speaking people of the world united against tyranny and immigration the problem in all of our countries would be solved.

>>32912145
>refusal to see the modern world the way it is.
Au contraire, child. I'd argue that;s our greatest strength, to not have been mindwiped by the smelly Jew like you and your ilk have been.

>>32909913

I feel like this man is a moron. Has he never heard of a splint? Who leaves their arm just flopping for 10 months. If he'd kept his arm straightened it wouldn't have grown together wonky, but apparently we've been inculcated into a culture where only medical experts know how to tie a bit of wood to an arm.

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>>32912041
den/den

>>32908129
Lol all white americans are from Britain and europe so that makes you guys peasents and serfs.

>>32910690
we do have a constitution, the Magna Carta is untouchable by Parliament, and also the Bill of Rights.
(I know Labour revoked the Bill of Rights, but that was technically illegal for them to do, and once we get out of the EU im sure we will restore it)

>>32904671
>Thank God I live in America
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_incarceration_rate
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_incarceration_rate
>The incarceration rate in the United States of America is the highest in the world
>While the United States represents about 5 percent of the world's population, it houses around 25 percent of the world's prisoners.
top jej

>>32908035
>implying headlines are never jewishly misleading or sensationalistic

>>32911866
>dat image

why don't the people in the UK protest against it? why don't they revolt?

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>>32908129

>>32912079
God damn lucky bastard. Unfortunately I live in NYC no guns, no death penalty. After im done with Physical therapy school once I get my doctorate and get married Im going to move to a different state in my early 30s. Florida has no Mountains, too many spics and niggers, and huge bugs and insane humidity Im considering Utah, And Washington state. Lax gun laws, beautiful fucking mountains.
Pic related Mt. Shuksan Northern Cascades. I have no idea why my parents ever located to NYC.

>>32909583
Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves
Britons will never be slavessss!

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>>32912320
Forgot picture this is 3 hours from seattle

>>32912210
Oh so THAT'S why you still practice bronze age traditions.
Yeah it's because you're just so much smarter than everyone else.

I'd say you;re fucking delusional but, as a sand nigger, that's a given.

>>32912210
>the smelly Jew

It's pretty rich for a guy who wipes his backside with his left hand to accuse anyone else of being "smelly".

>guy wishes 98 people were dead because they support a different sports team
>not malicious
oh /pol/, when will you learn

you can't be assholes everywhere and get away with it

>>32911779
Should have introduced it in 1984 to make it even more obvious.

>>32911866
fuck, that image, too unreal to believe

>>32912362
Do they really do that?

>>32909470
i always here britbongs talking about how evil our police and governemnt is, but compared to what? look at this shit, its fucking insanity. This is what you get for having a liberal empire. "ooo das racist, give him the death penalty"

>>32912362
>defending your master
Well done, you are the best goy for today. Your shekels are arriving the next time February 29th falls on a leap year.

>>32909608
>Please be aware that if you'd been found using a TV without an appropriate license today, you'd have been cautioned and interviewed in line with the Police and Criminal Evidence Act of 1984

>GET A LICENSE BEFORE YOU GET ANOTHER KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR

I have no words.

Anybody who willingly continues to love in a country that outlaws saying anything because it is "offensive" is either a moron or a coward.

>>32904377
Brits, file formal criminal complaints against the authorities for broadcasting to the world that the U.K. is a nation of thumb-sucking bed-wetting butt-hurt ponces who gasp and clutch their pearls in horror at a perfectly respectible piece of dark humour.

>>32912327

psst, singing that is racist

>making a joke in Britain
>without your humor license

I hope you guys paid the humor guy when he came to your house.

>>32912371
>you can't be assholes everywhere and get away with it
>muh feelings, bawwwww

You can't throw people into jail every time someone says something you don't like, unless you want to live in a totalitarian surveillance state, which would be a shitty for you as for everyone else.

>>32912437
Love, or live, either one...

>>32912437
Anyone who says offensive shit around people and expects them to be offended is a moron

>>32912314
The first one is from 1998
The second one is a private security company and nothing to do with the government

>tfw this guy got a harsher punishment than the guy that shot down the plane

>>32911680

that one about tasing the father trying to rescue his baby from a burning building and letting the baby die...my god

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>>32909447
>summoned

why can't america summon people

>>32912486
But that's not true though.

Americans are asspained because they get "Mad" while we get "Viz" :^)

>>32912397
>Do they really do that?

A lot of them do. I thought it was a culture-specific thing but some MIDF got offended when I mentioned it once and said that toilet paper was haram or some such foolishness. If you visit a Muslim country you are typically not allowed to eat with your left hand, because they assume it's been in your ass at some point.

>>32911866


>Stepping off the No 2 bus at 9.46am on 22 July 2005, Jean Charles de Menezes made the kind of decision that is second nature to Londoners used to the unpredictability of the city's transport network.

Realising the Tube station he was heading for was closed, he jumped back on the bus he had just alighted and carried on towards Stockwell. That split-second, seemingly innocuous decision cost him his life.
>That split-second, seemingly innocuous decision cost him his life.

dumbshit journalist, no, what cost him his life were the 7 hollowpoint rounds to the head
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/seven-mistakes-that-cost-de-menezes-his-life-1064466.html

>>32912492
Did you mean "not to be offended?"

In any case, I would expect somebody to be offended if I said something offensive.

I would not tolerate a law that required me to refrain from saying anything that might be offensive. Do you see the difference?

>>32912371
>what is a joke?
He didn't say "I'm going to fucking murder 100 people" he made a joke about an opposing sports team. I think you should look up the definition of "malicious" and note that part of that definition is the INTENT TO DO HARM.
If you seriously think this guy was going to go and do harm because of this tweet then you should just fucking kill yourself now because you're not going to make it.

>>32912534
what do you think a subpoena does?

>>32911866
>government focuses on crime prevention instead of reactionary measures like personal firearms
>of course American posters don't like this

You just don't like it because it resembles 1984, not because it's harmful

Someone post that jpeg with the punchline, "a Cadillac Escalade seats nine."

>>32912548
>But that's not true though.

Of course it's true. What kind of society is it where certain topics are forbidden and people don't freely express their opinions because they're scared they're going to go to jail? How is that any better than the Soviet Union? And for what -- just so your precious feelings don't get hurt? If you don't want to hear something, just walk away.

>>32912575
So what recourse is there for that comment, if not legal?

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>>32912634
I'm not American. I don't live in a nanny state or a police state.

>>32910778

give it a rest, america is where all of this PC bullshit comes from. you're the multicultural fathers. i'd rather die in this muslim infested police state than that saccharine bastard of lies you call america.

>>32911958
I though BBC meant "big black cock". I'll have to sort out my internet usage.

>>32912577
It's not that I don't recognise it's a joke. It's making light of the deaths of hundreds of people and wishing more people dead. You can see how that might be damaging to the people who lost loved ones in the crash, or even people who are concerned about the crash but uninvolved.

>fucking kill yourself
Maybe you should learn some self-control if you want to get through this life.

>>32909913

>denied benefits because he can still turn on a tap

ahahaha HELP ME I'M DYING IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY

>>32912758

>america is where all this PC bullshit comes from

good goy

>>32908129
>All Europeans are britons and swedish
Hey stupid fat man,I'm a free poor slav,thank you very much.
I can kill one gypsy and no one will give a shit.There is no "hate speech" in slav land.
But you can kiss some black ass,I know you love it.

>>32908939
>OI HURRY UP DOWN TO THA OL SHOPPE THERE IS A BLOKE ERE WIF A SCREWDRIVA IN IS POCKET!

Do people really do this?

>>32912679
You seem to mistake expressing one's opinion for making an offensive joke that hurts the victims of the crash.

>>32912560
Jesus christ.