Detroit Police Dispatch Nightly Thread #2

niggers gonna nig

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>>31527414

Oh damn. I thought there was a lion on the loose, but it was just a really black officer talking about a phone LINE being cut.

while we are at the top.
Non american here.
Americans, please sort your shit out, stop waving your flags, stop invading other countries, stop creating terrible degenerate music and films promoting murder etc.
Sort it out, now. Take down your flags. This is shameful
>inb4 hurp durp its only detroit

>>31535107
sauce, fuck sauce on this.

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>>31535092

>>31535114
It's detroit, so a lion being loose could still be possible

>>31535127

What country are you from that is so superior?

>>31535127

Yeah, cause we here at /pol/ control foreign policy, and run the music and film industries.

It's totally not the Jews.

>>31535132
if i knew i'd say mah nigga

this gif drives people crazy

Is there even a Zoo in Detroit? What would that even look like?

>tfw it's a bunch of dead animals in an empty swimming pool

>>31535127
If you're European or Anglo stfu and stop letting immigrants in.

America gun be ~40% white in about 4 decades

SHOT IN THE LEG AT CHURCH'S CHICKEN!

>>31535164

Don't know why. Obvious acting is obvious as fuck.

And in Detroit, another guy gets shot in the leg. Seems to be a lot of that going around.

>Man shot in the leg at churches chicken

Mah nigga aint even got to eat his chicken

>>31535157
>blames jews
>blames blacks
>already heard a robbery committed by whites
>more shots fired than in a total year in New Zealand

FUCKING CHURCHES CHICKEN

>>31535127

If /pol/ had its way, Detroit would be razed and all the niggers in this country would be killed or deported to Africa. Stop being a fucking retard, you know we don't approve of or condone niggerish behavior just because the police scanner amuses us.

>at the ahh church's chicken ahh
>man shot in the leg ahh
kek

>>31535179

Detroit IS the zoo, anon.

But seriously, their zoo looks pretty normal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit_Zoo

>>31535200
but this is your home country. The flag you wave. and this is whats happening?

LEADER OF WHAT AGAIN?!

Why can't we have a /pol/ compound with huge walls and a farm in the middle of the worst part of Detroit and just shoot every nigger that comes close?

>>31535179
Detroit Zoo is inclusive with the whole metro area.

>>31535179
The Detroit Zoo is actually pretty great. Elephants were removed recently for some reason that I remember getting pretty big coverage, but other than that it's nice and usually just full of whites.

How can you not let a man eat his churches chicken without shooting at him?

dammit.

>>31535231

Seriously what do you want us to do? The government isn't going to listen, they don't care, Detroit went fucking bankrupt and has almost no industry.

>>31535191

>blames Jews

No shit I blame Jews. There's six companies that run the media, you take a look for yourself who the owners are.

If you knew anything about rap you'd know how involved Jews are on the management end.

>blames blacks

Yeah, cause apart from that one single robbery, every single one of these has been a black suspect.

>New Zealand

Never mind, I'm talking to a retard.

even police do drive-bys in detroit

>>31535231

It's not my job to fix the mess made by niggers and liberals. The federal government needs to step in, but they don't give a shit. I live in a nice, white, crime-free area.

Why does anyone willingly live in this shithole of a city?

At this point I cant imagine even niggers want to live around other niggers.

>3 men wearing masks
>armed

LOL. keep it classy

Masked shooters at a home. This gone be good.

>three people with masks and guns terrorizing a home

Just another night in Detroit

3 niggers with masks with guns

sounds like a rap video

>>31535306
They can't get out

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>>31535136
fixed that for you:

>men with masks operating

>drive by

>>31535231
The niggers are forced upon us by our government. You really must understand this.

>>31535227

Of course. Its run by white people.

>>31535306

They don't make enough money to leave.

>>31535282
>thinks new zealand is retarded
Excuse me while I walk to the store during the night with no fear of a african american doing a drive by wearing a mask, nor any fear of a cop shooting me dead for lulz.

our cops don't even need guns.
But you're so brainwashed you probably think thats terrible.

You really could just replace the Detroit Dispatch with the radio stations in GTA and there would be no noticeable difference.

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>3 niggas with guns and masks went into a house full of children

OH SHIT

>>31535323

Cant get out? Shit nigga just walk outta that bitch lol

Go live on a beach or something and collect some welfare

>>31535359
kek

>>31535358
I can do that here m8, In my American city

>>31535339
>forced
>voted in one
>twice
Ok champ

>>31535358

Most of the US isn't like Detroit, I don't have to worry about niggers or guns either where I live

>>31535358

Please teach me, oh great and wise Kiwi.

If Christchurch was Detroit, what would you do to fix it?

>>31535358
He meant you don't know what the fuck you're talking about idiot

>>31535368
>Niggers
>living anywhere near water

They can't even swim

>>31535403

Damn I didnt even think of that, but youre right.

>>31535379
Autist lord or trolling, either way when does fuckin school start up again faggot?

>>31535379

What are you on about m8? He was talking about the government not nigger lord king obongo

>BLACK MAN
>250 POUNDS
>WHITE SHIRT
>BEING THREATENING

A Nig's gotta Nog.

>>31535069

>approximately 6 black males in and out of the gas station stealing

>6 black males in and out of a gas station stealing...

gotta love detroit!

6 blacks looting a gas station
o lawd

>>31535462
>six black males
>going in and out of the gas station
>stealing

SUICIDE IN PROGRESS

Looks like somebody wants out of Detroit by any road possible.

Theres 523 people listening to this.

Surely it cant be all /pol/ right? Others must share our hobby

>>31535492
I guess suicide probably would be an easier way out than swimming thirty seconds to get to Canada...

>>31535492

45 year old female overdosed on Valium

Conscious and alert.

>>31535527
For niggers? Yes.

>>31535527
The wata be coldd still

>>31535527
niggers cant swim

its a scientific fact

>>31535527
b-but Anon....niggers can't swim

muh chilluns

>>31535527

We watch that river. Some guy swam it drunk on a bet from our side and got hauled out by police.

Also what did that cop just say about "the children"?

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>>31535559
>>31535555
>>31535543

>chilluns

>>31535575
>kids being taught to swim

o no

Now they're robbing a church.

>B&E of a church in progress

>trying to remove the Air conditioners and go inside

>>31535612
It's like a damn video game

>blue and orange jersey
>white on the sides
You dumb bitch, that's obviously a Tigers jersey. Just say it's a Tigers jersey.

>theres gonna be another body.


good god

Fight in a park spilling all the way up the street to a hospital.

Someone talking about shooting someone.

And elsewhere a person with a gun.

>>31535627

I wouldnt know that and im not even a nigger.

is this a surprise to you guys? it's fucking detroit

niggers gonna nig

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>>31535282
>There's six companies that run the media

I think it's down to 5 now...

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Delta City when?

>>31535660

Its not surprising its fuckin funny sometimes.

Can you imagine being police there? Youd constantly be busy and you'd have crazy stories to tell like every god damn day

>>31535652
When you live in Michigan the one thing you know that you can be proud of is your sports teams (except for the Lions lol). Everyone in Michigan knows the team colors.

>2 black males and 1 female assaulting 2 black females.

>>31535694

True. I suppose I would know my own states team jerseys.

>girlfriend dispute

>home invasion in progress

And that's just in the minute it took to refresh my post

I think it's funny that even the dispatchers are ghetto ass niggers

top lel

The ghetto teenage sounding cop is back

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>>31535347
>They don't make enough money to leave.

Unfortunately, too many DO have the money to leave and combined with Jew bankers handing out
home loans to any retard (and why not, the tax payers will bail out the banks...) there are far too
many around nowadays.

>year old daughter is inside the house with the perp
>sounds identical to the one we had earlier today

Can't tell if they just reported another home invasion or updated the same one.

HEEMY @wolfheemy · Jun 22

obama wanna save da bees?

>>31535571
>Also what did that cop just say about "the children"?
DAT DEY NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS

>>31535771

Isn't Flint even worse than Detroit in terms of murder rates?

did anyone else hear the rocky theme or was that from my tv?

Should we start calling in outlandish crimes to see how far we can go and where they will draw the line for what they believe?

>>31535821
>>31535821

More dumb shit happens in detroit though and the cops are funnier

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>>31535527
>swimming thirty seconds to get to Canada...

It takes longer then 30 seconds, as my dad could tell you, (if he were still alive)
having swam the Detroit River (from Belle Isle to Windsor) 1.5 times in the 1950s.

He got caught by the cops half across coming back and tossed in jail for a night
for drunk and disorderly and illegally crossing a national border.

>>31535837
Too far. Just listen, shit is cuhrazy enough.

>>31535837

No. Firstly, I want them to have the best chance they can of catching some niggers. Second, pranking 911 is a crime, and crime is for niggers.

Also 2 males fighting with guns, this could be good.

>2 males fighting
>with guns
oh lawd

>shootout

Nothing new

>>31535871

>picturing 2 nogs trying smash eachothers faces in with the butt of their loaded pistols.

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>>31535853
Badass. You living up to that name, right anon?

>>31535895

I'm picturing "nigga moment" from the Boondocks.
>SQUEEZE THAT SHIT NIGGA

"Yeah, numba 10, hold up, does that come with mayo" is this nigga ordering mcdonalds?

And now another holdup.

God, it's almost 3:00 in the morning but every time I think of going to bed something new happens.

Eventually I'll have to leave the thread on auto-refresh and hope I don't miss anything too crazy.

>>31535934

I didn't hear that. Cops gotta eat though.

>>31535936

You mean like every 5 minutes something new happens? How do the cops even go on doing this every day?

>>31536003

I guess because at least it's a paying job.

I can't imagine what the burnout rate must be though.

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>>31535069
>Detroit Police Dispatch Feed
> breaking and entering, home alarm scared off the nigger, home security service on the scene.

>>31536023
>I can't imagine what the burnout rate must be though.
Many guys move into suburb departments after 2-3 years for better money, less shootings and actual pension.

There are quite a lot of hipsters buying places in Detroit recently. Around here you hear a lot of talk that the hipsters coming in and opening their coffee shops and tech startups will be the catalyst that gets the city on the right track. I really believe Google should bring Google Fiber here in order to bring a whole torrent of techies and hipsters in to save the city. Thoughts?

One Christopher Willis is in Henry Ford hospital with a gunshot wound.

>>31536023

If i was police in a normal town, after stopping or putting away a rapist or something I'd feel pretty good knowing that guy wont be on the streets anymore.

But in this case it doesnt even fucking matter. You catch the nigger and 5 minutes later there's 2 more out there doing something worse.

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>>31536003

>How do the cops even go on doing this every day?

Maybe they believe in their heart they are actually making a difference.

>>31536003
>How do the cops even go on doing this every day?
Powertrip high.

>>31536076
>google should bring fiber here
but niggers can't afford computers
and even if they steal them, they don't know how to use them

>>31536076

A city where the majority is retarded liberal hipsters and crazy niggers? Sounds like fun. ill be listening to the dispatch.

>>31536003
imagine a fat person at an all you can eat buffet.

For a policeman this is their all you can eat buffet. So many crazy things going on your shift that you are never bored!

>>31536076
>detroits to visited site
>WORLD STAR WORLD STAR

>>31536109
Not for the nigs. It's for the techies and hipsters who have been moving in recently. The more white kids opening their silly wi-fi coffee shops and tech businesses the better.

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>>31536053
>Christopher Willis, GSW (gun shot wound) at Henry Ford Hospital, shot on Livernois.

>>31536076
those hipsters are just going to be run out
you cant displace niggers

>>31536142

But you are getting paid shit. And the chances of you getting shot are extremely fucking high.

So why? If the only reason is for the powertrip/bullying some niggers thats pretty cool I guess.

niggers fighting at a gas station.

Normal night in D' toilet

5 people fighting at a gas station now

>>31536003

5 minutes is about the maximum. Some of these calls come in less than a minute apart. I can't even post fast enough.

Watch out, Fullerton!

>>31536150
>white liberals move to area filled with nigs
>get culturally enriched
>white liberals move out of the area (sometimes in a body bag)

>>31536164
You want a boring job get a job in the office.

You want a job cracking nigger skulls together and getting paid for that?

Go Detroit PD

>>31536150

You honestly think these whities are going to open coffee shops anywhere near where this shit is going on? That sounds like a fuckin brilliant business plan.

>>31535069

Another man firing shots.

Someone else is intoxicated and... something inaudible but heard something about "wants to be illegally evicted by the police"

>>31536186
Drunk nigger firing shots

>>31536076

Agreed, I was just looking up property prices. Girlfriends dad is /pol/ incarnate and was talking about them the other night. First result sponsored form google said it has gone up 1.3 percent the last year (LOL), real results showed people buying up 20+ houses at a time for $500 EACH.

How fucked is that?

I mentioned it to my girlfriend and she said that would be a good investment...in 100 years.

I make it just in time to find another person complaining about communication cutting out.

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>>31536076
>you hear a lot of talk that the hipsters coming in and opening their coffee shops and tech startups

LOL! I'm 46 years old and have heard that shit my entire life.

Detroit is and will remain a third-world shit hole until the niggers are gone.

>>31535132
http://pornsharing.com/blindfolded-girl-sucks-cock-and-lollipop_v6605?utm_source=rabbit&utm_medium=tgp&utm_campaign=rabbit#.U6kkM_ldV8E

>>31536202

God help me, but I listen to this shit, and I think "damn, this actually sounds kind of fun". Like playing some crazy game of crime whack-a-mole.

Of course it could always be you ending up shot.

>>31536210
They ain't as deep in the city as the shit that happening on this dispatch but they're here in Detroit for sure. It's already happening, I just think Fiber'd be a great push to get some money flowing around here.

I cant help but feel like if it was a bunch of italians or asians or something living off government handouts like this they would be able to make something out of it. But these niggers are a bunch of animals.

I must be missing something

>>31536229
That's from Ukraine right?

>>31536164
>getting shot extremely high
no
getting shot....at...kinda..is high
niggers don't know how to shoot straight
seriously
if you have to be shot at by someone, choose a nigger, most likely if they are shooting at you then you are completely safe
if you are on the same street or a few miles behind them....you probably should start preparing your will

>>31536229
>until the niggers are gone.

oh so you mean it's always gonna be a third-world shithole.

>>31536213
It sounded to me like he wanted to illegally evict his fiancee, but I'm not sure.

>>31536162
>you cant displace niggers

Aren't Mexicans pretty good at it?

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>>31536260

More shots - three shots - fired at Monterey and Southbound John Law(?) Service Drive.

>>31536264

I never really thought about it that way. I guess if you're going to be policing people with weapons its best they're dumb niggers.

>>31536280
Christ what happened? Was there a fire?

>made her drink motor oil

HOLY SHIT HAHAHA

>made her drink motor oil
what

>made her drink motor oil
top kek

>made her drink motoroil
What.

>made her drink motor oil
What the fuck, Detroit?

RIP Tanisha. Chugged some motor oil.

POURED MOTOR OIL DOWN THE THROUGH DAMNNNNN

Some girl's boyfriend just assaulted her and made her drink motor oil.

The fuck am I even listening to at this point?

And at the same time a 51 year old female has fallen and she "needs help" getting up.

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>>31536292
>Was there a fire?

A raging inferno of niggers...

>>31536293
>>31536294
>>31536295
>>31536296
>>31536303

This is perfect

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>>31536260

>That's from Ukraine right?

LEL

Also bitch forced to drink motor oil, fucking hardcore.

>>31536202

Too bad we can't get the dream team working together to fix Detroit.

Imagine a team consisting of the Killdozer man, Dorner, Maple Snake, Elliot Rodger...

Fuck, what would the PD even do if someone (Obviously white, niggas can't into work and planning) made a killdozer and just went around dozing nogs and shooting out of armored ports?

Would they even respond?

Might be a viable way to take back the city.

A nig-nog forced his wife to drink cyanide and then beat her? shes now in the ER?
What the fuck is this?

>Made her drink motor oil
>10 seconds later
>51 year old woman fell and cant get up

Fucking lol

my sides are gone

>suicide in progress
How does that work?

>>31536322
Niggers don't just cause houses to vanish, do they? Did they tear them down?

>>31536276
Spics are also a protected class in this nation. They can act as needed with niggers more freely than white men can when dealing with niggers.

>suicide in progress

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>suicide in progress

>>31536335
Goddamn

>>31536281
>John Law(?) Service Drive.

John C. Lodge Freeway

>>31536352
>>31536354

She was listening to the scanner with us and the motor oil was the last straw.

>>31536347

I wish you would step back
From that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies
That you've been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understand, I would understand
The angry boy a bit too insane
Icing over a secret pain
You know you don't belong
You're the first to fight
You're way too loud
You're the flash of light on a burial shroud
I know something's wrong
Well everyone I know has got a reason
To say put the past away
I wish you would step back
From that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies
That you've been living in

>>31536354
>>31536352
>>31536347
it's like an episode of cops where they had been called to a residence to help someone and find a man hanging himself by accident.

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>Aw shucks, I just got a suicide in progress

I really hope I heard that right.

>>31536331
So, basically Robocop?

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>>31536349
actually they do, it's the same as with jews and money

>>31536365
He called out John R Road.

Lodge is a different road.

>>31536349

>Did they tear them down?

They burned them down more like, arson is Detroit's favorite past time.

>>31536349
Houses went unoccupied for so long, they deteriorated to the point of collapse. Cities don't just let building sit around until they collapse, they eventually demolish it.

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>>31536349
>Did they tear them down?

They render them uninhabitable and eventually (maybe...) the city tears them down.

>>31536349

Anon, where do you think they're getting the "rocks" they're throwing?

There used to be brick houses there. Fucking BRICK HOUSES.

Niggers are the greatest environmentalists of all time, returning the land to what it once was. Not even bricks can stop them.

>made her drink motor oil

Wasn't that in a dirty harry movie?

Holy shit. I thought that was made up. Never dreamed that was something niggers would actually do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_83lyKaXBZw

>>31536418

They also tear down buildings because niggers make them into crack dens or whatever else and fight over them.

>>31536414
>>31536416
>>31536418
>>31536426
My god, they're like a plague.

>>31536349
Dude seriously, anything metal in a home WILL get swiped. Even fucking manhole covers from front lawns go missing all the time. After that, nobody wants to buy the house and it deteriorates. After that, nigs grab the bricks and use them for crimes. It's the circle of life.

>>31536428

He probably watched Magnum Force before doing it.

>>31536331

I REQUIRE A VIDYA GAME OF THIS CONTENT.

I WOULD PAY CASH MONEY, NOW DELIVER FAGGOT

>>31536428
You wanna live in the Motor City, you gotta pay the motor price.

>door that won't close
Ahh Detroit

>>31536490
toplel

>guy trying to snatch women
WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA

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>The dispatch gained about 20 new listeners after the motor oil thing

>>31536076
>There are quite a lot of hipsters buying places in Detroit recently.

THAT IS A MYTH.

I have been through there. THEY LIE.

>>31536490

my sides have left the planet

HE'S DRIVING IN YOUR STREETS
HE'S SNATCHING YOU PEOPLE UP
TRYNA RAPE EM
SO YOU BETTA HIDE YO KIDS
HIDE YO WIFE

Some nigs driving a car with a door that can't even close tried to snatch a woman off the street.

And they're still going on about that damn alarm company. Just give up on it.

aaand more shots fired.

>Nigga tried to snatch a female driving a blazer with a fucked up door

>shots fired into an apartment

Guy driving a Blazer with a door that won't close trying to snatch women off the street at almost 3:30 in the morning. Fucking hell.

>>31536513
Detroit is basically a thirdworld country.

>>31536516
I go through there all the time. They're there. They just need more of a reason to go deeper into the really shit areas.

>>31536542
speek fo yo self, niqqa

>>31536559

>They just need more of a reason to go deeper into the really shit areas.

Like what, being tired of life?

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>>31536464
>After that, nobody wants to buy the house and it deteriorates.

Used to work with a (White) guy who owned a rental house in Detroit 15+ years back.

Every other year or so, the city would send him a letter demanding back taxes for _last year_.

He'd have to get on the phone and go around and around with Diamonique at city hall, explaining
to them he no longer owned the house and hadn't owned it for 15+ years.

A year or two, the same fucking thing happens...

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Detroit was once the richest city in America.

Had the highest per capita salaries.

Had the largest operahouse west of New York.

Had some of the most beautiful homes ever.

All gone when the nigger plague swept in.

Niggers really are like a biblical plague!

>>31536591

Im liking these pictures of broken down houses though. Look kinda badass

>man in an alley causing a disturbance

>>31536572
No, Google Fiber. I know it won't happen but it's just my dumb hypothesis.

>Disturbance of a man in an alley

>>31536623
Nignogs would just tear it up out of the ground. They won't stop until Detroit is just a shanty town.

>>31536591
as someone who has actually gone to africa, the niggers in the u.s. and u.k. are completely different than the black people that I met/knew in Kenya/Tanzania, I don't know what it is about living in a first-world country that just makes them so inhospitable

whats to stop me (foreigner), buying up a big block (or at least 10 or so houses), holding onto them, and then selling them in 5 years when things look up for a huge profit? and if it doesn't start looking up I could build castle?

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>>31536610
it is kinda sad. These were beautiful homes and I can imagine the beautiful memories some white families had in them.

>>31536623
You gotta basically beg and suck google dick to get them to put fiber in your area, you think nignogs care about that?

>>31536610
Seriously dude, you haven't seen shit. These aren't the deteriorated houses, these are just the crack houses.

>>31535069

>2 black males shoplifting a gas station

How fucking desperate would you have to be to work a night shift at a gas station in Detroit?

>Report of shoplifting, 2 black males locked in a gas station

>>31536643
Things won't look up, and the niggnogs will take your block apart brick by brick.

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>shoplifting
>two black males

>>31536643
The 50k lien on the house for unpaid taxes.

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>>31536591
>All gone when the nigger plague swept in.

The '67 Riot was the beginning of the end and when Coleman took over as mayor in 1973, there was no going back.

One of his first acts as mayor of Detroit, was to lower the residence requirement to receive welfare, down to only 6 months.

As you can guess, a veritable flood of niggers fro Down South came to Detroit, crashed on a friend or relative's couch and
six months later, they were getting welfare, food stamps, housing assistance, etc.

>>31536645

Imagine how beautiful that neighborhood must have looked when whites lived there. I can almost see it

>>31536657
>How fucking desperate would you have to be to work a night shift at a gas station in Detroit?
These are the kind of people that are better off on welfare or faking a disability.

>>31536662
some of the prices I've heard are obscene though. Its not like they would take the land, which would be the only thing really worth value

>>31536645
>>31536591
Some of these homes are truly beautiful. Or used to be. Heartbreaking.

>>31536643
>things look up
>5 years

Top kek

>>31536643
>whats to stop me (foreigner), buying up a big block (or at least 10 or so houses), holding onto them

City is watching and making sure that those who buy houses fix them up.

If you fail to do that in their timeframe, they take the house back.

>>31536640

Government handouts and being told that nothing is their fault and the white oppressor is to blame for everything.

Before the 1960s and the "Great Society", Negroes were relatively civilized. They had stable families and went to church. Everything went to shit when they had all sense of responsibility taken away from them by idiot white liberals.

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>>31536643
would you buy a house with a live volcano about to blow?

That is what buying a house around niggers is like.

You will never get your money back.

>>31536643
Nothing's stopping you, but you should know that >>31536662 isn't lying or exaggerating. What you should do is get some land and actually do something with it. Every little bit of cashflow helps our shitty little city.

>>31536688
>>31536657

Have you seen some of the liquor/convenience stores in these bad areas? they have like bulletproof glass walls that surround the guy who works in there. Making it pretty damn hard to steal or cause trouble, but im sure niggers figure out a way.

Lol the radio just answered my own question
>black males going through abandoned house

>>31536724
>Nothing's stopping you

You either fix the house, or build on it, or the city takes it back.

So unless you have hundreds of thousands to spend, he cannot.

>>31536706
Christ it's like they want to make sure no progress is ever made. Do they WANT the city to stay poor and ruined as shit forever?

I just heard "homicide" but nothing else.

Anyone catch more?

>>31536640
The realization internally but denial externally that they dont belong makes them go full chimp?

>>31536750
>hundreds of thousands
you have no idea how cheap it is to build budget housing.
Even a shipping container to house them

>>31536643
Homeowners groups. City building code. In most cities there's a law requiring that all buildings have water and power. Meaning that you'd have to pay for utilities even if no one lives there.

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>>31536684
It must have been so beautiful.

>>31536754

You got to wonder what the city council or whatever they have actually does or even talks about in their meetings. i mean its just too much.

>>31536764
Not any more than that.

>>31536754

>Do they WANT the city to stay poor and ruined as shit forever?

Many of the residents simply don't care, most of the people that did care already moved the fuck out of Detroit proper.

>>31536754
>>31536788

The mayor and most of the city council is black.

>>31536754
>Do they WANT the city to stay poor and ruined as shit forever?

They don't want land hawks swooping in and stealing up all the land, only to do nothing with it as the owner hopes everything will "recover" from the lack of jobs.

The problem begins when everyone buys up all the land and leaves it abandoned. Since no one is building, nothing is improving. They have to do something.

>>31536788
It's just 30 minutes of them sighing

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>>31536681
Once a nigger takes over everything turns to shit.

America is going to look like Detroit once oblahblah is finished.

>>31536750
>You either fix the house, or build on it, or the city takes it back.

Don't forget to hire armed guards while you're renovating it, or everything will be gone by sunrise.

>>31536777

They having building codes and are hoping to restart the city economy. You do not do that with shipping container homes and trailer parks.

POSSIBLE HAPPENING!

>>31536825
Obama is more white than black.

"one has a crowbaw" NIGGA GORDON FREEMAN DETECTED
HL3 CONFIRMED

>two black males, one with a gun, one has a crowbar
Do they always do it in twos? Buddy system?

>2 black males, one with gun, one with crowbar, trying to steal cars

I'm amazed it took this long for grant theft auto to come up.

>>31536820

30 minutes of them sighing and saying things like "shit, nigga" and "fuck man what we gun do?" Its extremely productive im sure.

>>31536832
>or everything will be gone by sunrise.

Common occurance. There are literally signs being put up on the abandoned properties that say "No copper inside!"

It is that bad. They are warning thieves to not even waste their time.

>>31536788

How much more money they are gonna embezzle from the public.

>>31536806

The current mayor of Detroit is white, the first white mayor since Roman Gribbs in 1974.

>2 black males, 1 with a gun and the other with a crow attempting to jack cars
There are cars left in detroit that are still fit to be stolen?

>>31536788
The city is completely run by niggers. Let that really sink

>>31536876

Oh that's right, they finally got rid of Kwame Kilpatrick.

>>31536864
a black BMW was broken into about 2 hours ago

>>31536864

You got to give them credit for good team composition though. They got the ranged fighter and the melee fighter if things get close range. if they had a dude with the first aid kit to be the medic and maybe another dude with a trashcan lid for a shield theyd be in business.

>>31536891
I guess I was wrong. Is this white mayor a typical SJW?

>>31536919

probably. I mean he's clearly incompetent as the city is still shit.

>>31536891
>>31536865
>>31536820
youtube.com/watch?v=qqOSNI7l0bQ

>>31536892

Kwame hasn't been mayor since 2008 man, he is finally in prison though, 28 years, nigga is gonna be like 70 something when he gets out.

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>>31536846
how? his mom was white dad was nigger. 50% nigger.

He married a nigger. Went to a nigger church that hated white people (Rev. Wright) and was a community "organizer".

He is a nigger. He is doing to America what happened to Detroit.

>gained entry through hole in the wall
HAHAHA

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>hole in the wall
>houses just have fucking HOLES THAT PEOPLE CAN WALK THROUGH

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>>31536754
>Do they WANT the city to stay poor and ruined as shit forever?

Yes, as that's their political power base.

If a bunch of Whites come in a buy / renovate the city, the mayor, city council and management types
will lout of a job (the blue collar city workers are unionized and ain't going anywhere, nigga).

That said, check out the moped / mini-bike /scooter races at the Dorais Velodrome.

>>31536919

He's only been in since January, and I'm guessing so.

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>>31536904

>>31536919
you couldn't blame him for being an SJW though, literally the only way for him not to be raysis and mugged to death by packs of niggers

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>>31536904
they're evolving

>white male
HAHAHAH, RACISTS PROVEN WRONG AGAIN

>>31536935

Oh god. its worse than I imagined.

>tan focus
Bitch deserves to get that shit stolen

>How did they gain entry?
>Through a hole in the wall.
WE HIGH TIER BURGLARS NOW.

This is so awesome. I need to do stuff this morning but I can't stop listening to this.

This is better then anything on TV.

>>31536934

He has only been mayor since January of this year, but he is a democrat so him being white still isn't going to save the city.

>>31536919
>>31536934
>>31536958
>>31536962

The guy used to be a prosecutor.

How the hell does that work?

>>31536952
You'd think people are over-estimating how bad Detroit is. No, people under-estimate it. Severely.

>>31536984

I hope we get a new thread soon so I can set it to auto and get some sleep without worrying I'll miss something good.

>>31537023
I'll be here to set it up.

>>31535069

Why do some of these calls cut off halfway through for no apparent reason?

>>31537001

They really do. I mean we just heard a guy force feeding his wife motor oil, a dude grabbing bitches in a blazer with no door, at least 10 armed robberies, and so much more and I've only been listening for a couple hours.

>>31536935
To be fair, that woman that kept interrupting that guy is not in prison.

No, I'm not even kidding.

>>31536997

What do you mean? Becoming a mayor isn't particularly requirement heavy.

>>31537047

because the stupid ass nigger lets go of the button when hes talking

>>31537050
*is now in prison.

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This is a city filled with "didn do nuffins"

>>31536997
>used to be a prosecutor
So basically he had years of experience talking to niggers without ending up shot.

>>31537050
she also got schooled by a schoolgirl

youtube.com/watch?v=XpzRuB-YMpg

>taking the awning off her house
fucking niggers

Now they're stealing an awning.

Is there nothing they won't steal? Do I even need to ask that?

>awning off a house
WHAT

>>31537089

In the comfort of a guarded court room

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taking awning off a house?

WTF?

At 3:45am? No wonder houses look like this!

>>31537112

>Do I even need to ask that?

Do I even need to confirm your beliefs?

>>31537059

I mean how does a city like Detroit vote in a prosecutor as mayor.

I guess because the criminal element doesn't even bother to vote.

>>31537112

There are people who spend their days every day looking for the dumbest shit to steal and turn it over for a days worth of drugs and just keep repeating the process.

>>31537115
How else is he supposed to survive that many encounters?

>>31537112
there's a human right to shade, you disgusting racist

The real question is,what are you crackers going to do about it? Besides whine like bitches about "nogs" on the internet?

>>31537112
It's like an Elder Scrolls Game, steal everything that isn't nailed down.

>AWNING OFF A HOUSE
Is there anything that HASN'T been ripped off in Detroit? GOOD LORD.

>>31537131

Basically, he was a write in candidate even.

>>31537126
holy shit I've never been able to diagnose a house with depression until now

>>31537153
Make fun of them like this thread is, because it's funny as shit.

>>31537153

Absolutely nothing. Im not going to do a damn thing besides sit here and laugh.

I dont give a fuck about Detroit.

>contoojuns to da HEEEAD

>>31535069

They just got a perp?

>broken right and left jaw
>contusions to the head

I guess those congratulations are in order.

When the inevitable economic crash hits the US,the cracker as we know it will become a fixed mulatto race

>>31537202
>broken right and left jaw

>>31537153
Why should I do anything? I don't live in Detroit, the entire city can burn to ashes for all I care. Nignogs did this to themselves.

>>31537153

Nothing because Detroit is 650 miles away.

>>31537193
>Make fun of them like this thread is, because it's funny as shit.
And thats ALL you can do..Laugh at your extinction ..I laugh too : )

>>31537153

It's not my problem. They can do as much shit as they like in their containment areas, and get shot by decent citizens when they try it in other parts of the country, and all will progress as it should.

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>>31537207
>perp

What is a perp's favorite color?

PERPLE!

AHAHAHAHA!

>>31536935
>youtube.com/watch?v=qqOSNI7l0bQ
jesus christ

>buy cheap land
>over insure a house
>lease it to locals
>cash out when they demolish the house in a week
>profit

>>31537219
>Why should I do anything? I don't live in Detroit, the entire city can burn to ashes for all I care. Nignogs did this to themselves.
Michigan is full of trailer trash,meth head crackers..Thats the REAL joke..

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>Lady ran down the road fearing for her life
>...broken right and left jaw
>.....Contusions
>......Retaliation by the Lady's son
W-what?

>>31537234

>extinction

The only thing these Detroit niggers are extinguishing are each other. It's a damn shame some fine history is caught in the crossfire, though. I feel sorry for the houses of Detroit.

>>31537265
I don't live in Michigan either, or any other fly-over state.

>>31537262
You dont want to know Detroit insurance rates

>>31537276

I didn't quite catch part of his call, but now I think he found the perp "out cold" - probably from "retaliation by the lady's son".

>>31537286
>fly-over state

Michigan is pretty awesome.

>>31537257
what the fuck

>>31537286

Every state is a flyover state besides maybe Alaska.

And Hawaii

>>31537298
Well that's good that the perp wasn't her son.

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I need to get some sleep but this is so fascinating.

>>31537333
Nignogs ain't going anywhere. Be back tomorrow.

>>31537318
They're called flyover states because people often fly over them to get to actually interesting states

>>31537333

New thread now OP?

That way we can all set our auto-refresh, and the hardcore can keep us updated on what we're missing.

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When I think of Detroit I think of this...

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What is ironic,is that the average person in Michigan looks like this
<<<<<<
But you crackers deflect from the fact that that state is full of wet dog smelling,section 8 trailer park dwelling albino mutated crackers,and you focus of the "nogs" in Detroit

>>31537356
on it

>>31537373
Is the police scanner as busy there as in Detroit? If not, we don't give a shit.

>dark complected man driving a tan blazer

/POL/ IS RIGHT AGAIN

Shit, the tan Blazer guy just tried to snatch another woman.

new thread

>>31537399

>>31537399

Still looking for that tan Blazer.

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nigger with the busted door tan blazer trying to kidnap women still at it!

DAMN

>>31537305
>>31537257
Why do these people even try

>>31537401
wait did he do it before?

>>31537318
flyover state is a term used by liberal whites from Jew York or California

>>31537279
>The only thing these Detroit niggers are extinguishing are each other. It's a damn shame some fine history is caught in the crossfire, though. I feel sorry for the houses of Detroit.
The Black people will be alright..The crackers are ALL behind the economic decline of detroit..Blacks had ZERO to do with that..Crackers always destroy things them blame others

>>31537411
>try
.....?

>>31537373

>buttfrustrated nigger
>trolling liberal cuck


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