/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Run for your life edition

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>>140668837

digits and the hurricane misses Charlotte

Duval county. Am I gonna die?

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post more irma-chan

ROFL American weather 'experts' refusing to admit that the EU model is more accurate than theirs is priceless. As if it hurts to post GET OUT KNOW. Sunday is DOOM DAY for Fl.

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>>140668837
South Florida warface

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>>140669088
>>140669112
I stole your digits.

New advisory from NHC due 5pm Eastern.

JOSE NOW A CAT 3

ISLAND NIGGERS ABOUT TO BE BTFO

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>>140669206
this

>GFS """""model""""""

>>140669219
I guess kek hates Charlotte

305 til I die get fucked irma

this storm will be a fucking massacre I'm afraid

How strong are impact windows really?

>>140669206
No, they know. They're adding judgement to the NHC forecasts using the Euro model.

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Post Florida based celebrities you hope don't survive.

Jazz Jennings finna get it.

Any update on ReviewBrah? He made a video this time yesterday saying he was possibly gonna bug out

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JEFF UPDATE: GET THE FUCK OUT OF FLORIDA

>Jeff says Irma is going to the worst Hurricane in his entire career.
>Jeff confirmed he's storm chasing it because nature's his bitch. He's got gas cans and he's got data. Irma watch out.
>Also he says downtown Miami is completely fucked.
>WPB probably too.
>Believes the EURO model to be accurate, and the weather channel is a faggot

https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1nAJEeQyARYJL?

>>140669278
Cool it with the language

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Sweet dreams, gentlemen. May your dreams be full of shekels.

post all streams

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QUICK DRAWFAG WHERE ARE YOU? WE NEED IRMA FEET!

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>>140669112
We didn't have power for 10 days in Charlotte during Hugo. If it hits, it's gonna be bad

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>>140669304

or this:

>>140669304

ECMWF is wrong about it's current position and it's about to be north of the turks

>>140669439

Wew. At least get in a fucking parking garage stairwell or something. Get some chargers and a sleeping bag and get comfy.

California here, thinking I should prep for this hurricane too.

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>In Charlotte
>Not thinking much about the storm
>Gas around is being sold out
>Cant find bottled water

YOU FUCKS YOU SAID CHARLOTTE WAS SAFE YOU LIED TO MEEEEEEEEE

>>140669439

Also please stream/periscope your inevitable death.

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It seems like it's mostly whites evacuating

Anyone else notice this?

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>>140669112
At least you can go run aroun the NASCAR track

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How safe am I?

Should I evacuate?

Anyone got some /comfy/ hurricane music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgxFlvzkZNs

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Thats one fat bitch.

Branson dead?

>>140669635
We cant help it if people are stupid as fuck

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>>140669635
i live in alaska and this shit is making me want to top up my tank

>>140669635
put out things to collect rainwater

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Reminder that true Floridians don't pussy out and evacuate

Reminder that true Floridians doesn't afraid of anything and ride that shit out like ubermensch

>>140669278
They already have been. Irma basically destroyed Barbuda. A nuke wouldn't have done much more damage. Nothing left for José to BTFO.

Antigua government is encouraging Barbudans not to stick around for José.

>>140669683
>why do people who aren't retarded evacuate

>>140669726
LEAVE ASAP DUMBASS

>>140669683
the niggers are going to loot upon landfall

>>140669753
Irma is very aesthetics desu

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>>140669753
War Goddess

>>140669635
Its not nearly going to as bad in NC as it will be in Florida. Anyone still claiming the eye will landfall in NC is the TV ratings Jew.

>>140669431
A fucking leaf

>>140669726
yeah evacuate to florida

>>140669756
Nope, he fine

>>140669790
I made this back in 2014

>>140669439
Jeff, make sure to download a list of available car worsh locations while internet is still up.

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>>140669326

Digits for somehow Jose pulling a multi-ocean drifting and ending up in Aruba to teach this anon a lesson
Cat 3 because I am merciful

Irma hits Atlanta. Check em

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>>140669683

Yes thats because they arrest sex offenders and people with a warrant at the shelter spots.

>>140669431
sorry mom

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>Coral Springs
>Sick in bead at critical moment
>No gas or plywood
>Already had food and water stocks

Guess I'll just have to ride the bomb

hope Irma levels Savannah desu

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>bluestate snowbirds freaking out, buying up all the gas and water and fleeing town

I hate them so fucking much.

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>>140669399

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>>140669955
OH SHITTTT

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>>140669955

>>140669955
Sheeeeeeeeitttttttttt

>>140669753
T h i c c

>>140669683
Irma is coming to pick up the darkies.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=MSNQbSdbHRA

>>140669439
>Florida "Jews": OY VEY I BET TRUMP DID THIS
>Israeli Jews: sip their Maccabee beers, warm and dry in the Land of Israel, that doesn't have hurricanes every summer

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how fucked am i

>>140669955
Nice.

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>>140669955
>>140669955

anon i have family in atlanta you faggot

>>140669439
Get out retard

>>140669955
>everyone I know headed up to Atlanta but I decided to stay put

Wew lad

>>140669635
I'm in central florida, we have gas and water was delivered this morning. Not sure what's left because I'm already prepared, but I doubt we're out

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Post your fave pics of Turks poorfags.

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>>140669955
Aww yes the chimpout of all chimpouts shall happen

>>140669767
how comfy is it actually in alaska?

checked
>>140670155

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>>140669753

R A R O
A
R
O

>>140669790
Tampa fag here. Agreed son, fuck the people leaving and fuck snow birds.

checked
>>140670211

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Do you guys really want another hurricane to destroy a nigger habitat? You do know that has major downsides right?

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/905894714930589698

Jose is starting to hit big boy numbers

How strong really are impact windows??

>"oh no bit of wind ruins my house made out of shitty plywood and burger grease"
>"oh no i am too retarded to bury powerlines under earth so everything turns to shit by a bit of wind"
t. murrifats
at least give me some neat livestreams to watch it rolling in and stuff

>>140670155
You'll be fine.

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Irma's a big girl

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what if turkey point is a meme for turning point

thats what this is after all

sept 23..

>>140669927
haha being this salty about being slave to northern europe.

Enjoy having no future asshole.

Who #MiamiLootCrew here

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>>140669753
>>140669753
>>140669753
>>140669753

WHAT DID KEK MEAN BY THIS

>>140670155
Lol keys fags are even dumber than us miami fags...rip bro

>>140670155
Dead man sitting.

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>>140670207

>>140670259
I'MMM HURRRICANE RICK BUY UR SZECHUAN SAUCE!!! XDXD

GFS cheats and goes east tonight

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>>140669867

I'm an NC outerbanks fag. It's still entirely possible for it to pull a Matthew 2.0 and skirt the FL coast to come cuck my entire state at a minimum CAT 3. That's enough to buttfuck my barrier island.

Currently laying contingency plans to shack up with a qt in NoVa I met on POF if it gets shady here.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA5qYrboTUE

Jesus christ every living thing in Florida is going to die.

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>>140669955
you magnificent bastard, that frogs at it again.

>>140670305
Oh shit check those digits 305 fo lyfe

>>140670287
for you

Webcam getting crazy again. Get in

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>>140670326

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>>140670287
Going to murder Florida

>>140669955

checked.

S to the niggers.

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>>140669526
Charlotte-bro here too. God, if this storm is anything like Hugo, we are in for a supreme butt fucking. There are so many trees here just waiting to be uprooted. I remember just about every tree in my yard getting knocked over from Hugo, and being without power for 2 fucking weeks. I really hope it's not that bad this time....but I'm not holding out much hope.

>>140670423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZ8AlzX7e0&feature=player_embedded

>>140670278
see >>140670287
It's not a little wind. Irma's bigger than Florida.

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>>140670300

>>140670360
You're gonna end up in a pizza basement

>>140670287
>andrew is like a shota to irma
cmon drawfriends. you know what the fuck to do

>>140670067
in a few days you'll have the opportunity to get revenge on their property with (likely) no consequences

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Original content, do not steal.

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>>140669955
If singles Irma skips the US entirely, gaining strength before hitting Canada.

>>140670295
God damn hatians

>>140669955
rip

How is Irma going to destroy florida if it makes landfall as a cat3-4?

>>140670290
>assumes northern Europe won't survive
>continue being a shithole but better off while debts are burned by Muslims who can't read german

>>140669901
fucking kek

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>>140670287
Holy fuck

>>140669416
He's in the keys. Hopefully he's at least already packing.

>>140670155
I was in big pine, I left on tuesday. most of the gas stations i passed were boarded up and out of gas.
the ones that werent had 30 car lines down the street

>>140670562
Sheer size of the storm

>>140670278
Eh? My house is concrete and our power lines are underground.

>>140670503
Jose needs a wall to find his bearings

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>>140669955
shit my grand uncle lives in Atlanta he's my only relative alive what do /pol/

Turks and Caicos will be Turds and Cacas after tonight

>>140670423
And that's on Providenciales, still somewhat far from the eye.

>>140670562
>
been wondering this, will it really do such catastrophic damage

>>140670287
You do realize that the SUPER SCARY 185 mph winds are only a in very specific part of the storm and most of those clouds are Tropical Storm force winds right?

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>>140670287
Oh shit

>>140670287
fuck me why am i still in the keys..i think im doomed
>goodbye anons

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>>140670562
by september 23 being a few days from now thats how

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>>140670493
>You're gonna end up in a pizza basement

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>>140670562
It's going to be a category 6

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GIVE ME A STREAM BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>140670667
at least someone with sense
based
>>140670476
>it's not a little wind
yes it is, solid brick buildings wouldn't be damaged, but shitty murrifat buildings get fucked beyond help
>look at the size
doesn't matter

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>>140669955
Checked

Make it good Irm

>>140670614
No, he is in the north.

>>140669598
If you are socal then brace for light showers late in next week.

>>140670155
Gee, I parked my boat by you guys - think it will be safe?
https://marinaduckkey.com/hurricane-protection-plan/

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>>140669955
Ambitious

>>140670614
Us1 is probably not moving...someone find a webcam of us1 leaving the keys

>>140670503
Jose will hit New England.

>>140670287
>don't talk to me or my son ever again

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>>140670300
This has gotta be shooped

no fuckin' way

this is like that underwater plane image

>>140670717

Your fault for not getting off CSGO you dumb faggot.

>>140670711
for you

>>140669175

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Does Cuba even have livestreams?

>>140670278
it's not the wind Osterreich, it's the shit the wind picks up

>>140670863
No, they have extremely limited access to the internet.

>>140670568
You spend too much time here :) We put all those sandniggers in camps like we always do with unwanted people.

Jeff say's Miami is Kill.

>>140670863
That area of Cuba is not very populated.

>>140670863
Not for the public

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>>140669753
fug

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>>140670798
i thought squidwards house turned into a demon from the thumbnail but it was just dori

>>140668837
If you are a Miamian
nothing to see here
nothing is habbening
safe to go to the keys

>>140669304
>>140669557
ECMWF works in 12 hour intervals, GFS 4 hours. ECMWF is therefore better at predicting trends, however the GFS is more up to date

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>>140670300
Floridia and atlanta are fugged

JOSE IS NOW PACKING 120MPH winds, R.I.P Carribean

>>140670863
looks like the get was right

Livestream of a hurricane party in Caicos before Poseidon reclaims his rightful land

facebook.
livemap/#@21.616364493,-72.299640549,8z%EF%BB%BF

>>140670863

Turks and Caicos has one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZ8AlzX7e0

https://www.windy.com/?2017-09-10-15,25.930,-80.132,10
RIP Miami

>>140670938
Maybe the Dutch but everyone else let them run wild in the cities

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Don't they use all the previous hurricanes as a reference to calculate, for example, how strong it will be when it hits FL?
Isn't this the strongest hurricane to form in the atlantic, so there is no previous data or precedent, and all of these (((models))) are using speculative data for their predictions?

>>140670863

Limited access. I visited Cuba a few years ago. The connection in the hotel in Havana was literally a 56k connection. The connection in the hotel in Varadero was a bit better but still slow as fuck.

>>140670640
What does that even mean? Florida has taken a lot of 3s and 4s, I don't think sructural damage would be a huge concern. Do you mean the flooding will be too much?
>>140670796
Category 5 is one thing, but if it downgrades to 3 or 4 before it hits florida as shown on the projections, it's going to be a pretty big nothingburger.

>>140670846

I swear to God i didnt shop shit. I dont even know how to control mspaint.

>>140670164
I live just to the northwest. We all have to make sacrifices.

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>>140668775

It's really going to suck not having air conditioning for 2 weeks after

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>>140671002

Gonna need some data there senpai

Ohio fag here. 330.

Boarded windows and doors.
Manually latched garage door.
Have nowhere to go, no family.
Gunna ride this out. If i die it wont matter, no one depends on me.
Bought my local rite aid out of water and batteries.

Hoping for thr best.

>>140670877
>it's the shit the wind picks up
like shitty building materials and brittle as fuck infrastructure
indeed

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>>140670300

>>140670300
FURACÃO DO MACACO
UMA DESTRUIÇÃO

>>140668837
now if irma stalls and merges with katia and jose, that's a whole new nuclear supershitstorm that needs a new name, and L is next so we call it what hurricane lucifer?

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>>140670287
>Tfw people always want to use big fancy college words and you never know what the fuck they are talking about.

This storm is so overhyped lmao.

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>>140669304
ECMWF is kangz of position

lets take a look at Jose for a second.


SUMMARY OF 500 PM AST...2100 UTC...INFORMATION
----------------------------------------------
LOCATION...15.5N 52.4W
ABOUT 590 MI...955 KM E OF THE LESSER ANTILLES
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...120 MPH...195 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...WNW OR 285 DEGREES AT 18 MPH...30 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...966 MB...28.53 INCHES

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>>140670300
He's back for revenge

>>140671113
stay safe, ohiofag

praying for you big guy

>>140670287
Sheeeeeeeiiiiiiit, Florida is fucked, isn't it? My grandparents live in Okeechobee. Hope they will be ok.

>>140671150
UMA URAGANO

>>140671135
>t. has bombs in all of his infrastructure

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>>140671051
They're reporting it to be a 3 or 4 so people don't panic and get out safely
It's better to underreport than to lie and that's what they're doing
Also It makes for better headlines

It's time to pin the thread, like it was done with terror acts threads

>>140670805
He lives on Key Largo I thought?

>>140671225
UMA

>>140671113
>Fucking fat faggot from up north
>Panicking like an idiot
As expected. Please go back to your shithole state and freeze to death, your stupid ass fucks up shit for non-retards.

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>>140670300
>>140671225
UMA

>>140669726
call an airstrike on your location

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>>140669955
OH SHIIIIIITTTTT!!!!

12m waves about to hit Cockburn Towns

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>>140671109
you'll be dead

>>140671250
yeah they willed you their house
kek

>>140669955
my god..

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>>140669726
>safe

nobody is safe.

>>140671099

You can do better than that, Anon.

>>140671274
That makes no sense. You're retarded.

Is it normal to have 3 hurricanes at once on your planet. Asking for a friend.

>>140669635
You're never safe from stupidity

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>>140671444

>>140671274
Fuck you, now I have to fap to those legs.

>>140669439
FILM THE CONSTRUCTION CRANES.
I want to see them spin.

>>140669753
where is this from? i'm trying to find a bigger image.

>>140671496
Yes, it happens literally every season.

Irma is holding lads. 175mph 922mb, i believe if she holds on she'll definitely get stronger by the FL waters

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>>140670300
OH NO
NOT ME
I NEVER LOST CONTROL
YOU'RE FACE, TO FACE

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>>140669955
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>140671269
and yet we only have to evacuate like 500m around them because, ya know, our buildings aren't shit on the level of mud huts

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>>140669955

>>140671113
>330
Ive already evacuated Massillon, Lord knows I don't want to be around for the chimpout if tigers stadium gets destroyed.

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>>140670240
Driving from Orlando to Tampa tomorrow night. Lets get it boys. I brought my skimboard and my anti looting stick.

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Why does a plastic water container baffle the residents of Florida and Texas?

They buy expensive bottles water when they could just fill this with tap water before the hurricane.

I got one of these 10 gallon ones on sale for like $25. The 5 gallon ones normal price is $20.

She's getting bigger
>Hurricane-force winds extend outward up to 70 miles (110 km) from the center and tropical storm-force winds extend outward up to 185 miles (295 km)

>>140669955

Of course, by that point Irma will be lucky to be a hurricane, and then only if it missed Florida completely and to the east.

Everything at this point is saying Florida gets hit at some part of the state and it'll roll north from there, making Atlanta wet is a given. It just won't be a powerful storm by that point, only lots of rain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZ8AlzX7e0
getting windy - storms still an hour so away. Cameras gonna get BTFO soon but.

>>140671548
>literally every season
False!
That said, its not that uncommon.

Its like 1 fps but that Turks and Caicos Ocean Club wemcam is starting to get btfo

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>>140671491
not my fault you're too retarded to comprehend the media
They want to be right or have as much news as possible
The media is always right
If they report it a 3 or 4 and for w/e reason ends up being such then they were right
If it strengthens then the Hurricane strengthened and they will report that
Category 6 Hurricane incoming

>She's heading more West now

Fuuuuuuuuck

>>140671739
Curves around into Houston

>>140671671

Or get a box of 1 gallon ziplock bags, fill them with water and freeze them.

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>>140671512

she had a website called legshowjo.com, you can still find some pics via google

Will /ourguy/ Jeff take on Irma?

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NE side of a hurricane is the worst part

>>140671671
>10 gallons
hahahahahhahahahaha

>>140671225
Fucking lost my shit

>>140671671
>drinking tap water
At least filter that shit bruh.

>>140671512
Be sure to flex and spurt on her legs

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>>140671671
I can even put filtered water in mine.

>>140671664
Add a "HISTORY" lil section to the northeast coast and your pic is ok.

>>140671801
Inb4 it hits new orleans

>>140669726
Better fill up in case your area runs out of gasoline.

>>140671664
Godspeed

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>>140671001
>Milo watermark

>>140671836
boy she is FUCKING UGLY holy shit delet this

>>140671671
Drink 12 Gallons of water before the storm starts

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>going out to sea
How disappointing.

>>140669771
Collect rainwater in near 200mph wind lol

>>140671828
dont completely fill them. the expanding ice could burst the bag

>>140669955

SCEENCAAAPPP

>>140671918
Nah, heading for Houston;
>>140671811

>Missing Charlotte
GET MEMED ON

WHO QC/NC/SC HERE?

>>140668837
>Let's be lazy and comfy @ home showing solidarity.
How do those people even wake up in the morning and look for a job?
Don't they feel ashamed about all the unemployed persons?
Certainly, they should get a job before they do.
Let's stay at home and play video games.

>>140671150
>>140671225
Oh god, what have we done

Dat UCF pic tho
Anything to the left of the eye should be okay, I'm just glad this shit is cancelling my school/work and I can play some vidya.

Also any true Floridian knows anything to the right of the eye is fucked, and anything to the left is less fucked. Get ya skimboards out, get ya anti looting sticks, get ya swim trunks, and lets have a good time.

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>>140670287

>Mfw people are going to die because they spent time shitposting on 4chan, rather than getting the fuck out in good time.

>>140671225
What is this?

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>develop your credit score they said

>>140670155

You're going to be a fine piece of fish food when your defiled corpse floats out to sea. But hey, I believe in the right to suicide and you exercise it whenever you wish.

>>140672045

Got some bad news for you bro >>140671847

>>140671936

She does fetish shit. Pantyhose/stockings. Noone cares about her face.

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It's over.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>140671861
Post your water storage then.

>>140671538

>where is this from?

Someone posted it on a normiebook astronomy page.

>>140672070
>can't have a credit rating if you don't have any credit

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>>140671954
It's projected to do this

what was the 5 o'clock update?
literally nothing?

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>>140671671
>>140671899
I bought these on sale at Walmart a week and half ago

>>140668837
windy.com has the eye going through the west side of florida. fuuuuucckkkk

>>140671755
Issue isn't the cam but the data connection. Probably is satellite based and getting massive interference from the storm.

>>140672063
or were the faggots earlier in the day saying it was going to hit south carolina

>>140671663
Can you fucking imagine the tiger nigger chimp out if Paul brown goes down????

>>140672169
Into Houston

>>140671767
You realize that if they call it a cat4 and houses built to sustain cat4 collapse, they'll lose more credibility than if they just told everyone to get comfy instead of trappig themselves on open road?

>>140669753
that looks like a hole in the atmosphere, you know what i mean? Like a big wet swirling hole. I want to put my dick in it.

>>140672172
nhc advisory was posted and they are acknowledging the westward shift but didn't change the projection for some reason

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>new advisory moving west
RIP FLORIDA!

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NHC has updated storm track.

We have deviation back West, plot lines are now aligning for a Landfall of the Eye just west of downtown Miami.

>>140671632
Get fucked Peru.

>>140672202
Don't mixup the water one and the gas one in a drunkm stupor

Dunno if this has been said yet, but Shephard Smith of Fox just said that the hurricane will go up Florida, basically engulfing the entire Florida peninsula with hurricane force wins.

Why is the US model so shit?

>>140672256

Kek

Off the Florida Keys, there's a place called Kokomo......

(I hope someone edits hurricane footage to this song when this is over.)

checking in. is florida still doomed?

whats the shittiest cities in FL that will have the most looting?

>>140671671
enjoy your fluoride conditioning goy

>>140672313

Literally the worst place it can hit at

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>>140670503
Jose is coming for the kikes in DC

check 'em

>>140672068
its uma delicio

>>140672377
Yes.

>>140671847
Actually its to the "right" of the direction its headed. So, yes, currently its roughly the NE, but that will change if/when Irma turns.

>>140672280
No they won't. They will report it as a 4 and then all of a sudden the hot waters strengthen it beyond models and boom category 6

>>140672377
See >>140672313 , they are even more doomed now.

>>140672423
fantastic

Will Jeff be there?

>>140672388
Palm Beach, Miami, Fort Lauderdale

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streaming from near the storm
facebook /lamtoutan/videos/876165829205567/

>>140672377
This time next week there won't be a Miami

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>>140672313
>new advisory
>eye passes directly over orlando
i'm fucked

>>140670287

Just listen to this on loop as you watch Irma spin towards Florida.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yilQ25Wr-S8

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I got a mandatory evac from Clearwater.

Kinda spooped since this is my first hurricane ever.

Can Floridans that arent in Miami but near Tampa give me some insight on what generally happens. I am stocked plentiful with first aid, water, food, and already have a house to go to and leaving tomorrow, the house isnt far away so its not like I gotta drive on the highways and shit, but its not evacing or in a flood zone.

>>140670155
Might as well dig a hole and lie in it, senpai.

>>140671836
nice legs, shame about the face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZ8AlzX7e0
the eye will be here in 3-6 hours

>>140672202
Those aren't bad. A little cheaper than the igloo. 5 gallon?

I have a cheap 5 gallon collapsible in addition to the 10gal igloo.

>>140672377
florida, especially miami now, is fucked. if you live there, get out now, and im not memeing. this storm will literally kill some people who thought they could ride it out

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>>140672324
Kinda hard to do unless you have a below room temperature IQ

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>>140672314

/ourguy/ Jeff say's that if the storm comes ashore as predicted, this will be the worst disaster he has ever covered in his 30 year career. If you live in a high rise in Miami, you have to leave now, as the force of the winds will literally blow out the impact side windows of the building and push all the contents within the skyscraper out the other end.

This includes anyone stupid enough to be in it.

>>140672482

kek wtf is this

>>140672377
Very much so. Wouldn't give a bent penny for anyone's life in Miami

>>140671980

QC here.

>>140672116
no

>>140672070
its only 143 million affected. They fucked if someone starts a class action npw tho.

>>140672482
>nostrils are as big as Irma

Consecutive numbers and Irma is cat3 before landfall

>>140672516
This Hurricane will redefine how Floridians deal with Hurricanes

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>>140672482
>if only you knew how bad it was down here.

>>140672596
I do now it happensed to me

>>140672604

How do i keep posted from Jeff?

>>140672169

>Jose is now 120mph
>Hitting Barbuda on Saturday

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