Hurricane Irma is GODS WRATH

>>140558362
This is fake

>>140558362

So 70% of Puerto Rico is underwater?

Are you retarded?

I dont believe anything cnn says. Its probably 70% above water

>>140558362
Hurricanes are a social construct

>>140558362
Remember anons, CNN is always fake news!

(I wish)

>>140558362

spics don't realize that God despises and rebukes their paganistic tendencies. Not only are they catholic which is pagan in and of itself, but they still cling onto their stupid aztec shamanism.

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>>140558689
CNN is the most unreputable source in news.
Sage

>>140558362
Why dont natural disasters ever happen in middle east or north africa where it wouldnt even matter

But all the hurricanes that struck the US this season went through areas that are usually filled with minorities. So by your logic, you are stating god is purging the US of minorities effectively making him /ourguy/? I think this anon is on to something.

>>140558362
If 70% was submegered that would equate to millions of people dead, wouldn't just be a simple headline like that.

>>140558362
Puerto Rico literally has fucking mountains all over it. If a bunch of dumb nigger spics are too dumb to leave their homes and stay with relatives or friends in the mountains I ain't got no sympathy. Fuck them and fuck the governor for not making mandatory evacuations

>>140559922
Forget about natural disasters. God has punished the muslim world with violence and warfare.

Fake and gay.
>implying god is a wom-

>>140558362
Fake.

>>140560244
Fuck you too mang

>>140558362
Gad hates despacito

>>140558362
here's the order of happenings i'm hoping for outside of the hurricane:
1. attack north korea
2. civil war
3. yellowstone

>>140558362
so far just niggericans and the scum of south florida

seriously though if niggerico sank into the sea who exactly would care? it'd be one problem solved

>>140562160
yeah it's going to cleanse florida of jews.

>>140562253
full blown shoah, but you know the kikes were probably the 1st to flee

>>140562253
We Floridians went red you faggot. The Anglo/Cuban vote countered the Jews and nigs last year.

Cubans went 58% for Trump.

>>140562397
Don't worry, God will catch up with them.

>>140558362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tPOysgE_lA

it's not god's wrath. it's engineered by satanists.

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>>140562563
no i know. i like florida, just not the jewy parts. you should flee now. survive. also get us some good youtube footage.

>>140558362
Puerto Rico isn't American, but meh, I accept this.

>>140558362
God doesn't exist, take the hardest redpill for you religious anons to swallow, HE DOESN'T EXIST

>>140558362

>god is angry with america so he nukes puerto rico

ok

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>>140562736
Heading up to Orlando with friends, where with luck it'll weaken insofar as not to fuck up the electrical grid too much. If not, then we have friends in South Carolina.

The nig chimp out in West Palm and Ft. Lauderdale is going to be insane. This area has one of the widest disparities of wealth on the country. All the Boomer Jews and other New York retiree scum collecting their Social Security shekels are going to find out exactly what the Second Amendment was for.

It's not just the Jews. The smug Boomer retirees hoarding up all the money is easily the worst thing about this great state, along with how bad the black areas are.

>>140563078
How do you know?

>>140562563
who said I gave any fucks about Trump? he was better than HRC but still totally kiked. this isn't r the donald

>>140562578
let's hope

wait a minute... U.S Virgin Islands?
Does the USA have islands there too?
What is that? A colony?

>>140563287
Trump backs the RAISE Act and ended DACA. He's officially /ourguy/ again. You're on the wrong board.

>>140558362
Or magneticfields over the Atlantic causing storms

>>140563442
Its where American virgins go on holiday to get the black cock they crave.

There is no god an you're a fucking retard.
Read a book, and no I'm not talking about your bible of lies.

>>140563778
>There is no god
Prove it heathen.

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>>140558362
>God is angry with Puerto rico

*fixt
And totally understandable

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>>140563778
Can it shill

42 U.S. Code § 5207 - Firearms policies
(a) Prohibition on confiscation of firearmsNo officer or employee of the United States (including any member of the uniformed services), or person operating pursuant to or under color of Federal law, or receiving Federal funds, or under control of any Federal official, or providing services to such an officer, employee, or other person, while acting in support of relief from a major disaster or emergency

>>140563778
>JUST GOOGLE IT!

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>>140558362

Irma is God's revenge for all the shitty Michael Bay TMNT movies.

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>>140558362
>mfw my boss is on vacation in Puerto Rico

>>140564425
Youre not wrong.

>>140558362
>OMG GUIZE ITS THE WRATH OF GAWD
It turns out He actually wanted us to perform MORE abortions. "How can it be murder if it's just a clump of cells? LOL" t. God

>>140564350
c'mon annon, planets are NASA's lies.
Look around you and see the flat horizon.

>>140558689

no shit, virtually every image is fake news on this board

>>140560244
>live on a mountain during a huricane

Get out.

>>140563500
Trump ended the program by not taking new applications but anyone already enrolled can fucking reapply. so basically it's nothing.

and this sounds a lot like amnesty.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/09/06/donald-trump-wants-permanent-daca-deal-where-everybody-is-happy/

sorry but that isn't exactly what he promised is it? I fucking didn't vote for amnesty. if you want a circle jerk go back to ledit

>>140558362
2 more hurricanes have formed with another forming.

Cat 2, Cat 1 and Tropical storm currently coming in behind.

Miami warned if winds stay at same rate the 30+cranes in the city could topple and smash into all the buildings as they are only built for 140mph maximum not 190mph.

>>140565495
without doubt that's God's work.

>>140558362
Shit, God must really hate Despacito

>>140558362
Good luck paying back all that debt now...They are going to be crying for statehood...

>>140558843
Most of the islands are underwater. The PM of Barbuda and Antigua retracted his statement of "little damage".

Richard Bransons home has been completely flattened aswell. £85mn down the drain.

>>140558362
Wherever will they find enough landscapers to repair the damage?

>God is sending Hurricanes to all the states that went MAGA

There is a God and he is punishing the wicked people of America for electing such an evil man.

>>140564757
This guy knows whats up

>>140558362
Puta Ricans and Floridians aren't Americans, they are Spics. If you see somone with white skin in Florida, they are Jewish and not racially White.

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>>140558362
Go back to your grave, Grandpa Phelps.

>>140558362
>Florida's east coast to be impacted
NO, WEST, WEEEEST

>>140565965
And what if Branson himself?

>dodging hurricanes left and right
>even if we did get hit, they would do like $20 worth of damage

fuck those caribbean shitholes up so we can gobble up more international business and tourism

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LOL

Oh noooooees. Not Puerto Rico!

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>>140558362
>THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!
THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!

>THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!
THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!

>THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!
THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!

>THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!
THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!

>THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!
THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!

>THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!
THERE IS NO SCIENCE UNLESS ITS GIVING US V.R., FUTA HENTAI !!

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Irma is so powerful autists are sexualizing her.

Meanwhile, according to CNN, just because a hurricane might be named after a girl doesn't mean it can't have a oenis and therefore be automatically a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ball of anger like the typical crazy unstable white male.

>>140567851
THICC

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>>140569055
>Oh my, look at that phallic landmass jutting into the Caribbean. Think you can handle me big boy?

>>140569561
needs a dick jizzing onto a city and flooding it

>>140558362
>don't pay denbts
>get reckd
World's smallest violin, etc.

>>140562119
Here's the happening thats happening now
>Americans are been put into FEMA camps.

>>140570442
National Guard has seized their guns, now hoarding into camps...

Remind me what the nuremburg laws were?

>>140569561
I fucking love humans.

>>140569896

Kek.

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>>140558362
>God is angry
just like 80% of /pol/tards that don't have a m8
and (((they))) are extremely pissed
so (You) can imagine the ire of god

>>140558362
shit this is just the beginning, shit don't get real for 2 weeks

>>140564866
I went up a mountain in puerto rico once.
They had warning signs posted about a chupacabra at the entrance lol.

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>>140571536
>muh September 23rd
stop this meme

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>>140558362
>Giving credit to your Jew God instead of the real God

>>140567248
>blocking out the name

Faggot should be lynched by the internet as he rightfully deserves.

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It's actually Guabancex, ancient Caribbean goddess of the Huraca'n (uh-rah-kah-an), a Taino (native Caribbean) word that means wind center.

I live 2 minutes from the beach on the left side of the island. Curently the time is 9:39 as I write this. It is raining and it is windy. No flooding or property damage so far. Irma is currently passing near the North but is still in the ocean and moving away from PR as it heads to Mami.

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>>140558362
JUST

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>>140569561
>There is r34 of a hurricane that is likely to have killed or kill tens if not a few hundred people
>I fucking swear this goddamn world we live in

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>>140571820
>meme
Don't be naive, look around you

>>140573027
Any news on damage in north part?

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>Move to Puerto Rico, goy

>>140558362
If by "God" you mean the accumulated thoughtform of Christian and Islamic worship/meme magic directed and controlled by the Jews, then yes. Keep up that prayer power!

>>140575795
And microwave power increasing the temperature of the clouds in conjunction with rapid evaporation on the ground to lift said moisture up.

Shits man made.

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>>140573701
>Three branches will become one.
>An island will drift away.

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>>140572522

Ooga booga booga booga fucking nig nog bix nood booga booga flip flop flimmedy flam gibsmedat *smackslips* das rite

>>140576129
ULTRACANE

>>140558362
It's like South Park and Stan at the bank with his grandma's cheque
>I'd like to deposit Puerto Rico bls
>AAAAAAAAND IT'S GONE

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Miami Anon here sitting all cozy in my highrise in a zone B evacuation zone. Looks like a normal day still to me, not much going on along the highway.

I'm planning to stream the destruction.

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>>140558362
That might be fake, but this isn't. Seriously, if you live underneath this thing as it passes over you're fucked.

>>140558362
listen here, I'm running FOX news 24/7 and they haven't reported any such thing, therefor this is wrong

>>140576605
prime ministers are now using the word "literally" like 4chan tards

>>140558362
Ya he's so mad at America he's willing to fuck over a whole lot of other people just to teach us a lesson. Dumbass.

>>140564488
And????? You cut it at an awkward part.

>>140561092
>God has punished the muslim world with violence and warfare.

Pretty sure those people are doing it to themselves.

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>>140576228
chk'd

CNN is fake and gay

>>140576584
will be standing by for epic front page stream Miami Anon
bump

>>140560244
Most of them have evacuated to shelters, these island countries tend to be able to handle big storms pretty well actually.

>>140562065
Drowning despacito suave suavecito.

>>140574310
No news of damage so far. Just a lot of heavy rain and strong winds. Irma is far enough from land that our butts are safe from danger.

>>140573701
Mexico City under water now bro. Take care.

>>140558362
america is better than god.

>>140558362
This is God's punishment for all of the faggots in Miami. Please take them out. Fucking queers and trannies must die.

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>>140558362
>70% of Puerto Rico submerged
Press S to spit on their graves.

>>140578534
>she's drowning in her own used tampons

>>140578543
Sorry to disappoint but
If that were true I would be dead. I live really close to the ocean. All homes are still above water level. Curently 10:43pm as I write this.

>>140558362
>God is angry with america
>Sends hurricane to destroys nigger spic areas
>Sends fire and earth quakes to liberal areas

Hillary would have sacrificed a couple infants and stopped this.

>>140578543
S

>>140578024
Between the view from my neighbor's apartment and mine, 3 webcams will be setup. You will be able to see the bay, miami beach, and most of miami from the cameras. We have fiber optic internet that should stay on as long as the power does, and I can stream from my phone if the power does go out. This building is brand new, if it fucks up, I'd be surprised.

>>140579381
Will you shoot niggers?

>>140579652
Why shoot em when we can watch them suffer from my comfy apartment?

>>140579939
remind any bluepilled normie neighbors not to help the savages.

>>140579381
may the power of kek sustain your endeavors

>>140579100
nice try merman

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>>140567614
We have literally nothing but fire where I live in the northwest. I got dark at fucking 3:00 today because of all the smoke. The sun was so occluded I could literally stare right at it and count sunspots (theres 6 big ones and 8 little ones in case anybody was wondering).

>>140558362
11:00pm est. new notice... creeping more east/north.
Will miss sofla and keys.
NOAA/NCH covering there ass for that 3% probablity to hit sofla.... Bahamas is wrecked, abaco fucked...
screen cap

>>140580219
I expect many meme donations if I go through with it. If the impact windows break, I am pretty fucked.

>>140558362
It's happening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGKh7K-GI5g

>>140559011
Hurricanes are a tool of white supremacy used to force people of color to act subservient to whites in order to get supplies

>>140569561
>>140569888
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>>140574024
Eh, I remember a myth about some goddess/deity of the sea fucking with a god/deity of the earth, both representing an hurricane and a mountain, thus while this happened and the mountain stopped the hurricane it means the goddess is finally sexually satisfied, or some shit like that.
So this is nothing new, we are humans and will sexualize everything we see, no matter what.

>>140558362
Glad I live at 5000 ft.

>>140558362
>island
>submerged (covered in water - even a single drop counts)
>70%

So some CNN """"""((((((""""((("("("("("("(scientist)")")")")")")))""""))))))""""" overlaid puerto rico on the radar and did an area ((((((((((((("""""(((""calculation"")))"""""))))))))))?

>>140573701
But wait, there's not 2 in the atlantic though. FAKE NEWS!

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>>140558362
>While Irma's ultimate scale is still unknown, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has detected sustained winds of 185 mph.

>As Eric Holthaus, a meteorologist, noted on Twitter, that's at least 10 mph faster than the wind speeds Katrina packed at its peak.
http://www.businessinsider.com/hurricane-irma-katrina-2017-9

The scary part is the solar flare will strengthen it. This is the final strike

>>140583638
Archived that for you
https://unvis.it/businessinsider.com/hurricane-irma-katrina-2017-9

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>>140558362
>CNN
FAKE NEWS

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>>140581877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHu-SqUqoak

>>140558362
If it were God's wrath it would be hitting DC and NYC not fucking Florida.

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More the Rothchild/Deep State/CIA/Democrat's wrath- BTW-they own 500 Fortune 500 companies like Lowe's, Home Depot, etc. Windfall literally for them-plus some death and destruction to destabalize America. All their favourite things.

Let's punish the US for not accepting minorities by destroying the islands they're coming from.

>>140585176
Florida is degenerate, anon. It's where all the weird shit happens. It's like the american Gomorrah.

>>140586490
Nah, God just wants you to take more refugees :)

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I am SO ready for those degenerate dominicans to get fucked.

>>140558362

It has come to destroy the Devil's seat of power.... Mar-a-Lago!

>>140586730
t. Haitian

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>>140558362
http://reconsider.news/2017/08/21/the-alarms-are-ringing-again/

>>140582080
Hurricane is a non-cis fluid gender. Check your privilege.

>>140558362
>God is angry with america
>Drowns Hispanic Island

>>140558362
DEUS VULT

>>140587631
Hurricane has no gender, Hurricane is pure rage, violence and death personified. Hurricane irma is unable to be labeled, that is how terrifying hurricane irma is!! . worry about your own life before you decide to fuck with mine.

>>140558362
The main reason why I don't keep that mindset is the fact that there has been a lot of damage to innocent people. Sure you can believe that God is punishing people but lets be real, the real evil doers are fine. You might get a few stragglers but the elite will be back doing what they can, and this storm just made it easier for their corruption. That is a lot of damage top christian property.

Preparing for the main event.

>>140558362
Looks to be made at these shit hole spic countries not the US we are fine. and no most people do not count PR as part of the Us fuck that place

>>140566952
He's fine, of course