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How do we deal with this degeneracy?
Arresting them does nothing, they go right back. Slap on wrist at best.
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>>140554260
Live in a whiter area, promote white nationalism.
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We need to consult Ted Kaczynski for pointers
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>>140554260
Thats YT: FadedHolySoldier
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>>140554260
How about not leaving valuable shit unattended on your porch.
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>>140554502
doesn't matter
ultra white, high income area
fucktards follow ups trucks around and steal
they know ppl ordering high end shit
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death penalty
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Mail yourself some dynamite. Have them pick it up. Detonate your property.
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>>140554260

Have a wife at home to recieve deliveries. Or a husband in your case.
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>>140554260
Use a PO box
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>>140554260
buy a huge box of dildoes.
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>>140554260
Forced labor delivering packages and mail.
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>>140554957
When you live in a country where you have to work for a living, you can't always be home to get packages
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>>140555290
I'm not worried about myself. What should society do with these faggots?
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>>140555383
ha who would do that
ha ha
what an absurd thing
ha
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>>140554260
i've been pondering on this exact question op
here's what ive worked out

>bait package right at your front door
>make sure it's prominent enough to be tempting, maybe order something like computer parts with an obvious logo
>have line of sight on package, be sitting right on the front door
>no cameras or recordings of any kind
>the minute he grabs the package, open the door and rush him (would work best with outward opening door)
>open the door with one hand
>in the other is a pistol
>he reflexively drops the package and grabs at you to ward you off
>scream help help at the top of your lungs
>bury the pistol into his sternum, center mass and empty it point blank
>if he falls, fall with him and continue firing
>call the police
>help help police
>what is your emergency
>man just tried to steal my package, when i confronted him he grabbed me
>fearing for my life, i shot him
>oh god i think he's dead
>calm down sir, what is your location
>x x x anon drive, im providing first aid but please hurry...
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nigger hate thread?
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>>140554260
Leave traps on your porch

Cops don't care if you have their faces on tape they rarely investigate but do sometimes get lucky
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>>140554260
>put bomb in old amazon box
>set to go off once it loses your wifi signal
>set up camera for lols
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Booby trapped packages for lols
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>>140554260
Unleashed dog
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Rig is so that a blank fires wjen the package is removed.

If they are smart, they'll run. Of they are dumb, they stick around long enough for you to take aim.
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>>140555555
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Put an angry midget in a box and get the popcorn
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>>140555503
Too many cameras.
Not happening in NYC and other urban areas.
NYC can't carry and has limited castle doctrine.
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>>140554260
why is it even normal to leave mail outside a house?
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>be neet
>watch security cam live feed all day
>have lots of guns
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>>140555503
I'd advise pulling him into your home before firing. Not all states are Texas tier
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>>140555454
Homebound native land initiative, where we send American empowered POC to strengthen other regions of the world. Would be really nice to see them improve africa.
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>>140554260

A registry? I don't understand why there isn't a registry of thieves they never change.
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>>140555290
That eliminates the entire purpose of ordering shit online.
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Get an FFL and have receivers shipped to you.
When they get stolen, report them to the ATF with video evidence. They'll move heaven and earth to raid them and shoot their dog and set their home on fire with flashbangs.
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>>140555597
>MFW get arrested and sued for hurting faggot thief
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>>140555699
>living in NYC
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>>140555503
this sounds like the kind of thing that would work, but then some meddling kids and their dog would prevent you from getting away with
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>>140555718
Where else do you out large packages?
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>>140555383
they would probably just sell em desu
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>>140555610
Saw this on youtube. Great idea
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>>140554260
But isnt a federal crime to fuck with your mails?
It was my understanding that packages send by mail are also protected under the law.
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>>140555411
in normal countries they take it back or drop it off at a neighbor. this shit is unacceptable.
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>>140555411
Yeah, and in civilised countries the postman takes the package back to the distribution center for you to go pick it up
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>>140554502
>american
>white
you're funny, anon!
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>>140555789
This is a great idea
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>>140555718
idk man - that's a good question. it just is.

They don't have mail boxes in your shit country? Everyone has a mail shoot?
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>>140555795
It's your private property on your private property. They stole your property. Too bad they're an idiot and didn't read the fine print that said the package contained high doses of plutonium it cyanide
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>>140555589

This. Lessons need to be learned.
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>>140555503
>murder someone while pretending to scream for help
Amerijews in a nutshell
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>>140555929
>distribution center for you to go pick it up
Yea because I want to drive fucking 1.5 hours to get my $20 amazon shit from some niggers running the FedEx store.
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>>140555976
Poorfag can't afford proper defense if this would happen.
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>>140555699
>Nigger York Shitty
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>>140554260
>Live in Florida
>Shoot them
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>>140555919
>take it back or drop it off at a neighbor
I'd be fucking pissed if they did either of those.
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>tfw they steal the package but it just contained another box
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>>140554260
It should be a federal offense, just like stealing mail out of someones mailbox
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>>140554260
Have the package delivered to a place where someone is, not where so one is. They can't steal what isn't left out.
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>>140555290

I had to because I had packages go missing from my box on the riad. Was thinking about putting a polymailer filled with shitty underwear in my mail box and waiting for someone to take it
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>>140554260

they don't get in trouble? looks like i've got me a new hobby
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>>140555898
nope its just your precious electric and water bill
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>>140556212
Cost of coming back isn't worth the insurance on losing item.
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>>140554260

Use a parcel locker and pick up the package instead of it being left outside your house.
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>>140555934
t. Muhammed Osama Jaffar al Baghdadi Barbosa
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Shoot them?

I mean, if you're expecting a package and aren't home, you aren't going to pull up your live feed and stare at it until you get home...so you would have no way to know when it was taken without the random delivery boy setting the box precisely in your boobie trapped porch and not setting the trap off himself.

If you're not a nigger, you can get your neighbour to watch it / move it out back so it's not seen.
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>>140555503
>>x x x anon drive, im providing first aid but please hurry...
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>>140555929
this.
i can either write down a location (garage, under my car or whatever ) for the delivery online, or they take it to the nearest station and you can pick it up.
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>>140554260

Leave instructions for your delivery driver to put packages in specific, well hidden places instead of right on the front porch.
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>>140556278
No anon.
Federal law protects the content of your mails.

Now, if this can be used to protect "products" I dont know.

But this dont apply only to bills, of that Im sure.
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>>140556109
I often ask them to leave package at the post office 5 minutes away
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>>140556274
>Fake boxes
>Rig prepaid phones to record & take pics
>GPS too
>Auto Upload
>Doxx and destroy faggots life
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>>140554260
try fake booby trapped packeges
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>>140556350
>be neighbor
>get call
>hey anoneighbor, can you go over to my-
Click
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>>140556115
Just lace the fake deliver boxes with some very lethal poison which can easily be made at home for cheap. Google it for step by step instructions plz no v8
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>>140556342
>t. Hernando Daquan Goldbergstein
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>>140555898
Yea it is - no one ever said they were weighing consequences.
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>>140554260
Move to withe place.
For 6 years on Cape Code, in upper middle class neighborhood I never saw such thing, never thought its possible to be that low too..
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>>140555503
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>>140556498
Which closes at 5, when I leave work, how convenient.
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>>140556526
>Fake boxes
yeah i dont see how anyone could afford a real box
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>>140554260
I thought stealing mail was a federal crime?
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Just get a fucking post office box and have your mail sent there, or to the carriers distro center depending on shipper.

Not a political thread, stupid nigger OP.
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>>140556578
Put ziploc bags of sugar
>Get DEA on faggots ass for cocaine
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>>140556532
Booby traps are against the law you moron.
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>>140556704
>Sorry we don't ship to PO boxes
What now
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>>140556656
Security or convenience, choose one.
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>>140554567
This would be a good solution
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>>140556704
Crime is very political, we care deeply about our communities and would like to see criminals brought to justice/removed.
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>>140556804
>convenience
That one
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Leave a bunch of leaky vials containing white power with huge biohazard signs.
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>>140556704
>political cuz cops do shit about this
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>>140554260
Mail yourself a bomb. Problem solved.
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>>140555503
Im not gonna sit inside all day. Coat the box in some of that industrial grade pideon glue or whatever. Rig the box to realease a shit load of bees or pepper spray and cause tripping wires to come out of your stairs.

Go out and fire a paintball gun at him full of powerded glass and aids blood balls.
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>>140554260
Don't get your valuable shit just left at your door. Either make sure someone is hope or else get it delivered to your work. Best to insist on a signature. These are basic skills, OP. Try not being retarded about mail deliveries.
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Maybe actually have a legal system that jails Criminals
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>>140555503
>meanwhile, in america
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>>140555699
>another big city faggot can't comprehend that life exists outside of his bubble

cool dude
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>>140556873
>mfw I forget that I mailed myself a bomb and open it to see what cool thing I got
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>>140556212
You're probably retarded then. They take it back to their depot, you idiot. After that you can make an appointment when you want to get it delivered the second time or you can pick it up at a post office. And if you like having your mail stolen by niggers because you're too autistic to ask your neighbor for it, then you might as well kill yourself.
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>>140556559
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>>140556886
>Bees
MFW "Man dies of bee stings after robbing the wrong package"
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>>140556783

Not if you put up warning signs. Something as simple as "Package thieves will be shot and killed if you remove any items from my porch" sets a nice tone as well.

t. guy who booby-trapped his Trump 2016 signs after the 3rd time they were stolen and didn't give a fuck about how pissed the libtard was who got coated in Sticky Trap glue
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>>140555411
No delivery company in the UK just leaves shit outside. Would be retarded.
Also, send to work.
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>>140556994

Why are you worried? Are you a package-stealing nigger?
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>>140557010
NYPD too busy protecting DACA spics to worry about thieving faggots
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>Call post office or carrier
>Ask them to deliver it after 5 P.M.
>They say okay
Wow so hard.
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>>140556886
that is definitely a lot easier
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>>140557225
Wouldn't work with USPS
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>>140557030
>After that you can make an appointment when you want to get it delivered the second time or you can pick it up at a post office
Ohhhhh that's all I have to do? Deal with some God damn nig nog on the phone and arrange to have them try again or go get it myself??! Pfffft basically no effort at all.

The fuck am I paying for Amazon prime for if I delay it with all that bullshit?
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>>140555789
You know I'm fairly certain that's something you have to sign for.
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>>140555588
Most people only know one or two traps max though, where tf do you live??
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>>140556109
We do the same shit here in leafland. But I also think there's a price limit for what they'll leave or take back. It sucks to have to go into town to get my shit, but it would suck even harder to have had my 500 dollar video card stolen by some plains nigger so he can trade it for shoe polish.
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>>140557332
Chances are USPS already lost your package anyways.
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>>140557090
Can you legally buy a dart rifle in the us? (for tranquilizing big games, urban fauna and the like).
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>>140557389
Nah you don't - I mean you may, but it's not mandatory.
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>>140557093
I'm just visiting. And I'm not sending the shit I buy to my job, I want to keep my job.
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>>140554260
This is why I am hesitating to buy a GPU online - the GTX 1080ti is tempting but the risk...
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>>140557471
Only had USPS lose my shit once (pretty sure some nigger stole it off my porce, ironically(?) enough).
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>>140555781

????

The purpose of ordering shit online is because it's cheaper, more efficient, and has a broader surplus of things than your local area. Who the fuck thinks driving 2 miles to their PO completely negates shopping online?
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>>140557387
no you can do that online, retard.
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>>140555411
Literally no courier service in the UK would ever leave anything in the open because they'd get sued/fined for lost goods.
Its ALWAYS returned to office. Only low value shit gets left with neighbors
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>>140554260
hide in the package and when they come to steal you jump out with a shotgun and yell supplies muthafuka
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>>140554260
Why not to talk with some good elderly folk in your neighbourhood to deliver packages to their adress? They are home all day and would be happy for someone to talk to or have some extra buck or help.
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Here is Canada they will not leave the package if you are not home, they take it back to the package depot and leave you a not to come pick it up. I will never understand why americans are so retarded when it comes to simple shit.
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>>140554567
underrated
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>>140557564
Just mail it at work. That's what I did when I built my rig.
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>>140554260

I've never had this happen to me, and neither has anyone around here.

But you could just tell the delivery guys to leave your stuff at a post office or post office counter, or at work.
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>>140557595
I do. I order shit online to have it delivered to my home.
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>>140555263
Underated. I'm ashamed at these other fags for not giving you props
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>>140557463
>500 dollar video card stolen by some plains nigger
Yes, but when niggers stole my blu-ray player, Amazon hooked me up with a new one. Jeff what's his nuts is a total fucker, but God damn I love Amazon.
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>>140557590
>off my porce
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>>140556652
GOD THIS IS SO TRUE, I have fantasies where a big nigger has my wife hostage with a gun to her head and I run down the stairs and doubletap his head with hollowpoint .45. His head explodes open so far my wife gets fragments of his skull lodged in her skin. I got a boner just typing that.
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>>140554260
the government should hire a few fags with insatiable butt lust and they need to be prison ghey not queer eye for the straight guy ghey

then instead of real prison we throw them in a closet with the fag and the fag gets to play 7 minutes in heaven while the offender is restrained (cuffs behind the back and feet cuffed together)
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>>140555934
>The g*rman is calling America not white
So when was the last time YOU'VE seen the sun anon?
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>>140557620
Just visiting m8
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>>140554260
oh wow that is actually a piece of shit person thing to do. does amazon even offer refunds for this? I would assume they don't
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>>140555411
Me and my neighbors take in eachothers.... packages *ahem*
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>>140557691
Good idea, I will talk of it to my boss
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>>140554260
>living in the US
There's your mistake right there.
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>>140557644
Because delivery drivers don't give a shit and hate their jobs.
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>>140557789
See>>140557718
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>>140554260
I publicly shame them on kikebook. O have an hd security camera on my porch. I sometimes place dummy packages on my porch. I'll print the pictures and tape them on light poles and mailboxes. Ill spread that shit everywhere. Fuck thieves! And guess what? Out of 9 thieves, every single one was a beaner or nigger!
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>>140557620
It's the same here, americans are down syndrome.
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It is nice to live in a nigger free zone. UPS usually just leaves the shit on my porch and its there when I get home.
I'm nervous about the mexicans but they haven't stolen my shit yet.
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>>140557806
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>>140557862
Literally only lost 1 package in 30 years. You're fuckin autistic.
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>>140557775
visit your bed now, you're 12.
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A company has started doing this in Norway as well. Seen some complaints already. I find it retarded, you don't leave stuff unnatended in the street/hall..
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>>140554260
cameras
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>>140557975
Fuck off Toothpaste
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I caught a little nigger in the act once.
It was worth getting a million packages stolen for what I did to him.
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>>140557862
Here they go to the nice white neighborhoods. I don't live anywhere near niggertown
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>>140557955
I've lost 0
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>Be living in dindu area
>Put daughter in package
>MonitorPackage.webm
>Wait for tyrone to take package.
>Call white officers
>Tyrone gets life sentence for kidnapping a small girl
>Tyrones life ruined

Tfw
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>>140555411
It pisses me off so much when I order something off Amazon and the dipshit UPS driver drops it outside my apartment instead of TAKING IT TO THE CENTRAL LOCATION OFFICE WHERE HE HAS TO CHECK IN AT ANYWAYS.

It will 1) save him time from having to find a specific apartment. 2) Make me not worry that some dindu stole my package.
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>>140555503
>my wifes son shouldnt have to fear for his life every time he steals a package
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>>140554260
Have one or more heavy-duty lockable boxes or safes and have the delivery guy lock the packages inside. Not completely secure, but enough of a hassle that the thief might move onto the next house without your stuff.
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>>140554260
companies have money to ship you another one for free, so now both of you get one
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>>140555651
They're called little people you insensitive prick.
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>>140554260
Shame them. Post flyers around town seeking information and a reward.
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>>140554260
I've had at least 300 packages on my door, some for days at a time, never had one stolen.
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>>140558106
That does piss me off, it's retarded
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>>140554260

I just get delivered to work tbqh.
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>>140554260
>Order a 10g sack of carfentanyl from China
>Nog steals it and opens the bag, excited at the prospect of free drugz
>A single mote of dust from the bag enters his nostril and he OD's within 10 seconds

It's simple, really.
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EXPLODING INK PACKETS AS USED BY BANKS.
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>>140556886
>Rig the box to realease a shit load of bees
Box full of bees to bait thieves sounds like a good idea. Imagine if they carry it to their car before opening it. Car full of bees.
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>>140558019
Thanks for confirming it.
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>>140558193
We live in a 92% white country m8. Burgers will never know this feel.
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>>140558104

I want to FUCK that fox.
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>>140558193
>not living around niggers
same here, but theres what, 4 black families in my entire neighborhood? and they arent niggers and actually respectable people
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>>140554260
>How do we deal with this degeneracy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfZPgqzPzBk
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Fun story I remembered.
>Be me
>order computer stuff worth 600 Eur
>See on Amazon that delivered
>Nothing came
>wait few days
>nothing
>contact amazon, they ask to wait few days more
>fuckingpissed.jpg
>Nothing comes and I contact them again
>They apolagize and gib full refund
About a month later I'm bringing out trash (Have 3 bins, one not in use)
>Decide to throw extra bag of trash in third container to save space for a while
>Mfw amazon boxes inside
Mfw stupid delivery guy had thrown my expensive stuff in dumpster.
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>>140558215
My apartment complex has 400 or so units to it. The delivery drivers HAVE to check into the office to be in the complex. I understand why idiots can only get jobs as delivery boys. He could shave off literal hours off his route just by dropping it in the office.
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>>140558255
Find a way to make them cause permanent blindness please and mass deliver them to abandoned houses that are empty and or for sale.
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>>140558272
My dummy packages have dog shit and dirty diapers...lol
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Fill a package full of live hornets and leave it by your house. give it a nice kick before you go to work.
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>>140554260
well would you look at that, a real genuine american thief.
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Easy

>mail yourself a package
>leave it outside your door for a month so that it still counts as a federal crime up to 5 years in prison
>have hidden camera set up
>inside package is some shitty faux jewelry with a gps device
>continually arrest nogs day after day
next step
>publish youtube videos of niggers getting caught
>ad revenue from youtube video goes toward targetted ad campaign on world star hiphop, facebook, KFC.com and black people meet
>niggers now too afraid to ever steal packages again

perfecto
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>>140554260
Executions
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>>140558123
Genuine chuckle
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>Tfw I did this on all the houses that don't have camera
>Tfw mostly computer parts so I always have a top end computer/go to sell the parts at a local computer store
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>>140558425
Your asking to get sued...and in these Jew courts you'll lose
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>>140554260
Get a PO Box, or shoot them. Be the change you'd like to see, anon.
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The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
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>>140555934
>that pic
>instant boner
H-how do i find more images like this
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>>140558193
Did any of those packages has petrol in it, no? I didn't think so.
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>>140554260
>How do we deal with this degeneracy?

Deport niggers back to Africa.

I live around only whites and I just leave the door to the garage open so that UPS or FedEx can leave packages in there.

I guess us rural retards don't understand about needing to lock our doors and have alarms and security cameras on the houses.
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>>140554260

shoot thief with gun

package is the mousetrap.
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>>140558685
cheers
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>>140556743
>Implying cocaine looks anything like sugar
>Cocaine comes in sandwich bags
>>
> Leave nail bomb in an amazon box in front porch, cellphone trigger.
> Wait for mudskin to come and steal it.
> Phonecall.
> Profit.
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>>140558787
simply go to /v/, short for /virgin/, the board designated for anime waifu shitposting and autism circlejerks
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>>140554260
cut off their hands
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>>140554260
cut off their hands it is the only way
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>>140554260
You do know you can have the delivery service hold the package at the post office/ups store/etc right?
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>>140558096
That's only 1 less than me and I don't have to drive to the post office. And in my case I just had to wait a couple days for a replacement. Literally no problem at all.
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Easy one.

See this video of man who electrified his Trump MAGA sign that was being vandalized.

Adapt as needed. Your welcome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIlOnVhut7A
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>>140554260
I deliver shit and I always leave shit unattended at apartments idgaf and a lot of carriers do too. Don't live in a shitty neighborhood if you do want your shit stolen
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>>140555263
annihilated
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>>140554502
Send yourself booby trapped parcels
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>>140557644
This is a lie. I have had stuff that says do not safe drop left on the porch.

That's from Canada Post, ups, puralotor etc
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>>140554260
Set traps
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>>140554260
Why the fuck do americans let post companies do this? Just deliver it to the neighbors or they take it back and deliver it the next day. You're asking for it to be stolen if you leave your expensive shit on the porch in a 56% white country.
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>>140559422
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>>140559262

You're a fucking retard if you don't know niggers go to nice neighborhoods to steal packages. I wouldn't be surprised, delivery driver.
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>>140554260
But thats his house you srupid bitch
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>>140559625
insurance covers it
90% success rate
problem isn't packages, it's lack of punishment
low risk, high reward
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>>140554260
Trump should make it legal to gun them down on sight provided you have video evidence.
Smash and grab auto theft should be given the same treatment.
If you disagree that 100% of those people deserve to die, you had better come up with a good argument.
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>>140559779
>Insurance covers it so who cares if it gets stolen
Christ
>>
Have them shipped to your local UPS store
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>>140559893
I buy online so I don't have to go to a store.
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>>140559891
>pretending insurance companies aren't turbo kikes anyway
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>>140554260
Fill a box with cockroaches. See how he likes stealing when his house becomes infested with them.
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>>140559891
>>Insurance covers it so who cares if it gets stolen
from the company's perspective, it works
fucked up, but bottom line
police too busy with shit to arrest dindu for package theft
few dindus get arrested, out next day to do it again
>>
i get small packets in my mailbox, and large packets in the post office, which i then collect there. if i've used some weird smaller postal service that don't use the post office then they usually have pickup spots in grocery stores.

never had to pick up a packet outside my door, this always bugs me when i see this happening elsewhere. like ordering computer parts for $1000 just sitting outside my door, no fuck off.
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>>140554260
>Paying 50 per year for a post office box
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>>140557691
That's exactly what I did too. Good bonus of my workplace.

If they don't have that policy at your work, I'm sure your manager or boss wouldn't mind as long as you tell them.
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>>140555242
fucking nippon have the best redpilled bants.
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>>140554260
Get a decent sized dog and keep him on a lead with some water somewhere easily accessible
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>>140560154
Why not just change the way it works to what I mentioned? It'd save everyone a lot of money. Also that way niggers won't profit from stealing your property.
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>>140559865
>If you disagree that 100% of those people deserve to die, you had better come up with a good argument.

They was goot boys who din do nuffins.
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>>140560336
Because convenience > cost to insurance
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>>140560323
Think it through - if the dog is enough to keep robbers away it's probably going to keep the delivery man away too.
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>>140560323
>Postman now can't put package on porch
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>>140559865

My trigger is bike thieves. I'm generally against the death penalty except for bike thieves. They deserve instant death on the spot, Judge Dredd style.
>>
>Place bait package
>Blow the persons head off
Should be how it works, but unfortunately faggots think these animals should live
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>>140560280
The fucking mail room mongs take another day or two to get me the package. Turns 2 day shipping into nog tier 3-5 day
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>>140554260

Hammurabi knew how to deal with them. Cut off a hand.
>>
package chute
unless you're ordering huge packages, that's the way to go
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>>140560740
I've got the biggest package
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>>140554260
Buy insurance?
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>>140560740
>come home
>hear screams for help
>tyrone dindu nuffin is stuck in chute
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I actually feel sorry for white americans at times. Its not like it was the average joe benefiting from slavery and now their country is full of thieving niggers.

Most white americans ive come across are great people.

Anyway where i live its just unthinkable that people would do this. So i get packages left at my apartment just fine. My neighbours will take it in and walk it up to my door even just as i do for them if im walking buy and see a package out the front.

The state of america. Living in a overwhelmingly white area is great
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>>140554502
fpbp

only time I ever had shit stolen in my majority white neighborhood is when a black family was there.

nothing stolen since they moved out many years ago.
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>>140560610
In that scenario I'd prefer the biker to die also
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>>140555141
Then your neighborhood is too close to a nigger neighborhood. Niggers aint gonna be driving 8hrs to get to my neighborhood.
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>>140561134
>edgelord

Think about your life
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>>140561230
Well I'm gay now, thanks
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>>140555263
Underrated Irish bantz.
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>>140561112
see chris rock on niggers vs black people
>"heard u got robbed"
kek
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>>140554260
>thiefs

thread dropped
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>>140561230
Why boner?
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>>140554260
Get a camera.... set a trap, and then shoot them.
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>>140557389
Guns, yes, receivers, no.
BUT, the ATF thinks chunks of inert metal are firearms, so anyone who steals them gets their dog shot and house burned down with smoke grenades and flashbangs
>>
>>140561230

Wait, do some girls have chest hair? Or is that because she took testosterone?
>>
>>140561471
>facepalmed myself
>MFW grammar nazi myself
>>
>>140554260
>they go right back. Slap on wrist at best.
Isn't opening someone else's mail a serious felony?
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>>140554957

How about not blaming the victim.
>>
>>140561620
I think it's like a pretend felony
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>>140554260
where i live they actually keep he package at the post office or drug store and put a slip of paper on your doorknob notifying you you have a package then you go pick it up with your photo id.
>>
How does that work? They just leave your shit on the porch and you don't have to sign anything?
If somebody left something on my porch and I didn't sign it, well I don't what package you're talking about, maybe send me a new one...
>>
They seriously just leave the packages sitting at the door like that?
Here they leave it with a neighbour or take it back to the depot and leave you a card so you can arrange redelivery.
Amazon have options so you can have them leave it in a 'safe place', like hidden in your garden somewhere.
They'd never leave it sitting in plain view like that.
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>>140561959
>well I don't what package you're talking about, maybe send me a new one...
Wanna know how I know you're a nigger?
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>>140557448
underrated post
>>
>>140561977
>>140561959
yes
insurance/convenience cheaper than annoying customer and cost of coming back
>>
Whats the legality of rigging a box to blow up a can of pepper spray?

>sorry officer
>didnt know a can of pepper spray in the mail could just blow up
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CANADA REPORTING IN
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All the euro cucks in this thread saying you can't have nice things outside, on your own property. Sad fuckin state.
>>
I live in an apartment with like 100 other units. Lower class type people. Mexicans and blacks etc. Shit never gets stolen here and they drop of packages in front of apartment doors. Sometimes hallways are littered with packages and have wondered why the fuck shit doesnt get stolen.
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>>140561977
>hidden
I order some shit once that came in a fairly big box, like 1—1.5ft each side, and the delivery nigger literally sat it in front of the door with the door mat on top....
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>>140558152

No we do not.
Companies don't have the money to keep covering the cost of nigger lives that don't matter.
You can get kicked off of selling on Amazon QUICK and EASY if somebody complains about not getting a package. And Amazon has no court, if they say u are done then it's over for you.
>>
>>140562223
no you didn't.
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>>140562410
Yes huh
>>
>>140562329
I was reshipped a package that someone stole from my door.($20 dollar value)

(t. Amazon shopper)
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>>140562081
cost of coming back?
m8, it costs them pennies.
it's already factored into your delivery cost you moron.
americans really are retarded.
they leave your packages sitting on your 'porch' because you are stupid enough to let them do it.
>>
>>140555411
when i lived in ENgland i had a package delivered whilst I wasn't home. they gave it the neighbors and when i went to collect it the neighbor looked at me thru the peep hole and then walked away. wtf
>>
>>140562197
eurocucks are by definition supporters of a big state. a few exceptions and dissenters exist in each state.

remember, that the USA was created by europeans who wanted individual freedom and independence from the state. europeans are brought up, taught from day 1, that the state is their caretaker and that they are reliant upon it.
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>>140556802
Buy a box at the UPS store or Mailboxes Etc., you get a real address not a PO box and can receive USPS, FedEx and UPS. They also send you a text when you receive a package.
>>
>>140562735
>, it costs them pennies
>changing their their otherwise highly optimized route to go back to a place, possibly pretty far away, costs pennies
No nigger, you're retarded
>>
>>140558619
How do you put live hornets in a box?
Wouldn't they chew through?
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>>140562930
Just line the box with butter. Hornets can't chew through butter
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>>140562485
It costed the seller A LOT more than 20 dollars to send you another.

(t. Amazon Seller)
Amazon will take the side of the shopper %100 of the time no matter what.
>>
I really like the bee idea. Another idea that would be easier to manage is to just get a somewhat small box and fill it to the brim with bricks. The dindu might injure his back trying to steal it if he doesn't test its weight first.
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>>140563107
What about steel beams?
>>
>>140563111
>It costed the seller A LOT more than 20 dollars to send you another.

Need to work on your overhead.
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>>140563148
Make sure you don't feed the hornets jet fuel before sealing in butter box.
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>>140563111
>A LOT
If it costs more to sell your products that it does to buy them, there's something wrong with your business model
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>>140562903
they redeliver it on another day you freak.
have you even had a package delivered before?
they don't change anything.
it's just added to the next days invoice like any other parcel.
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>>140554260
I used to do some petty mail theft back in my day. Prolly about 25 years ago at this point. But it was never anything big. For instance, while I would be walking home from school, sometimes I would see a mailbox with a free sample of a new cereal or something, like those little boxes. I would take a few of them randomly to eat on my walk. Also, my sister and I were really into the Monopoly game at McDonald's when it first came out. In the Sunday papers they would give out a couple of free game pieces, most were junk, but after clearing out an entire track home neighborhood of all their game pieces, we would end up with a lot of free Big Macs. Never won anything bigger than that though. It's shitty behavior, and my sister and I grew out of it, but hell, we were like 7 and 9 at the time.
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>>140561371
Be quiet you scrawny potato eating poof
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>>140563385
At the cost of extra time and route disruption
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>>140558794
Underrated Mexican bants.
>>
>>140563522
unless you live in the arse end of nowhere, which is rare, it literally costs them pennies.
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>>140563385
The post, yea, but package delivery companies may not have a reason to come back around besides to make another attempt, particularly in a rural environment.
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>>140555263
10/10
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>>140557193
Sorry for being a dick, hang in there anon
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>>140563260
You aren't selling a product that has been stolen you are giving it away for free, plus paying Amazon more fees plus taking a hit to your seller rep.
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>>140563143
Oh wait, make that 1 brick plus a study showing IQ differences between races. lol
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>>140554260
Order empty packages, bash the thief his fucking face in.

Order packages with activated gps or something in it, call police.

Order package bombs.
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>>140558635
>nogs comprehend cause and effect
kekd
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>>140554260
Put a big sign out front saying "Please put all packages under the security camera near the front door. Thank you."
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>>140564392
You think a nigger gives a fuck about a security camera?
>>
be so poor you don't have any disposable income to buy anything
then you don't own a house either
problem solved
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>>140555242
fucking looney tunes
>>
I put my hoodie on yo and pull jack move on dis cracka fo his FedEx package.
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>>140563107
>totally doing this
>know of easy to reach hornets nest
>Just ordered some butter from amazon basics
I have about 1/5 packages stolen from ghetto apt mail room.
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>>140559422
how would this work, this is genuinely a good idea
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>>140564474
Okay then install a package chute then. Get one of those things that you open it and set the package into it and then when you close it it drops it down.
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>>140563782
You underestimate how fucking lazy postal workers are m8. Never mind bloody Amazon workers. I've literally walked down the stairs after hearing the doorbell only to see them vanishing out the garden gate.
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>>140563990
I wouldn't have given a negative review if they didn't reship.

I was rather chuffed that someone stole my package of Coconut Oil though.
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>>140564746
Wile E. Coyote method always fails.
Did you learn nothing from kike TV???
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>>140564939
It's not just reviews, Amazon downgrades you everytime anything shady happens
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>>140554260
>tfw used to live an apartment building and would steal packages just because my neighbors were loud assholes
Got some good stuff though.
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>>140555263
niiiice
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>>140564944
Although the Coyote always did his packages on time. You didn't even have to be home. Acme would deliver your package directly in your hands even if you were standing on a cliff in the middle of a desert
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>>140555589
>>140556018
As fickle as some conections are I'd refrain from this personally.
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>>140560767
this thread is fully of unexpected bants
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>>140564939
How much coconut oil did you buy to go through an online supplier?
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>>140556684
Yeah, criminals totally care about jurisdiction.
And laws.
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>>140566008
>>
>>140564654

>obtain box
>print out fake shipping label
>make 2.2lbs of anthrax, ricin, whatever poison u want as long as its a white powder and dpesnt kill them instantly
>wrap it up so it looks like a kilo of cocaine
>place in box
>tape box up
>attach fake label with random name and address
>place on porch
>nigs steal it
>snort it, give it to family, sell it
>they die
>cops investigate have no idea where the box was from
>problem solved
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