How do we deal with this degeneracy?
Arresting them does nothing, they go right back. Slap on wrist at best.
Have a wife at home to recieve deliveries. Or a husband in your case.
ha who would do that
what an absurd thing
i've been pondering on this exact question op
here's what ive worked out
>bait package right at your front door
>make sure it's prominent enough to be tempting, maybe order something like computer parts with an obvious logo
>have line of sight on package, be sitting right on the front door
>no cameras or recordings of any kind
>the minute he grabs the package, open the door and rush him (would work best with outward opening door)
>open the door with one hand
>in the other is a pistol
>he reflexively drops the package and grabs at you to ward you off
>scream help help at the top of your lungs
>bury the pistol into his sternum, center mass and empty it point blank
>if he falls, fall with him and continue firing
>call the police
>help help police
>what is your emergency
>man just tried to steal my package, when i confronted him he grabbed me
>fearing for my life, i shot him
>oh god i think he's dead
>calm down sir, what is your location
>x x x anon drive, im providing first aid but please hurry...
Get an FFL and have receivers shipped to you.
When they get stolen, report them to the ATF with video evidence. They'll move heaven and earth to raid them and shoot their dog and set their home on fire with flashbangs.
this sounds like the kind of thing that would work, but then some meddling kids and their dog would prevent you from getting away with
But isnt a federal crime to fuck with your mails?
It was my understanding that packages send by mail are also protected under the law.
you're funny, anon!
It's your private property on your private property. They stole your property. Too bad they're an idiot and didn't read the fine print that said the package contained high doses of plutonium it cyanide
>tfw they steal the package but it just contained another box
I had to because I had packages go missing from my box on the riad. Was thinking about putting a polymailer filled with shitty underwear in my mail box and waiting for someone to take it
Use a parcel locker and pick up the package instead of it being left outside your house.
I mean, if you're expecting a package and aren't home, you aren't going to pull up your live feed and stare at it until you get home...so you would have no way to know when it was taken without the random delivery boy setting the box precisely in your boobie trapped porch and not setting the trap off himself.
If you're not a nigger, you can get your neighbour to watch it / move it out back so it's not seen.
>>x x x anon drive, im providing first aid but please hurry...
Mail yourself a bomb. Problem solved.
Im not gonna sit inside all day. Coat the box in some of that industrial grade pideon glue or whatever. Rig the box to realease a shit load of bees or pepper spray and cause tripping wires to come out of your stairs.
Go out and fire a paintball gun at him full of powerded glass and aids blood balls.
Don't get your valuable shit just left at your door. Either make sure someone is hope or else get it delivered to your work. Best to insist on a signature. These are basic skills, OP. Try not being retarded about mail deliveries.
>another big city faggot can't comprehend that life exists outside of his bubble
>mfw I forget that I mailed myself a bomb and open it to see what cool thing I got
You're probably retarded then. They take it back to their depot, you idiot. After that you can make an appointment when you want to get it delivered the second time or you can pick it up at a post office. And if you like having your mail stolen by niggers because you're too autistic to ask your neighbor for it, then you might as well kill yourself.
Not if you put up warning signs. Something as simple as "Package thieves will be shot and killed if you remove any items from my porch" sets a nice tone as well.
t. guy who booby-trapped his Trump 2016 signs after the 3rd time they were stolen and didn't give a fuck about how pissed the libtard was who got coated in Sticky Trap glue
>After that you can make an appointment when you want to get it delivered the second time or you can pick it up at a post office
Ohhhhh that's all I have to do? Deal with some God damn nig nog on the phone and arrange to have them try again or go get it myself??! Pfffft basically no effort at all.
The fuck am I paying for Amazon prime for if I delay it with all that bullshit?
We do the same shit here in leafland. But I also think there's a price limit for what they'll leave or take back. It sucks to have to go into town to get my shit, but it would suck even harder to have had my 500 dollar video card stolen by some plains nigger so he can trade it for shoe polish.
The purpose of ordering shit online is because it's cheaper, more efficient, and has a broader surplus of things than your local area. Who the fuck thinks driving 2 miles to their PO completely negates shopping online?
Literally no courier service in the UK would ever leave anything in the open because they'd get sued/fined for lost goods.
Its ALWAYS returned to office. Only low value shit gets left with neighbors
Why not to talk with some good elderly folk in your neighbourhood to deliver packages to their adress? They are home all day and would be happy for someone to talk to or have some extra buck or help.
Here is Canada they will not leave the package if you are not home, they take it back to the package depot and leave you a not to come pick it up. I will never understand why americans are so retarded when it comes to simple shit.
I've never had this happen to me, and neither has anyone around here.
But you could just tell the delivery guys to leave your stuff at a post office or post office counter, or at work.
>500 dollar video card stolen by some plains nigger
Yes, but when niggers stole my blu-ray player, Amazon hooked me up with a new one. Jeff what's his nuts is a total fucker, but God damn I love Amazon.
GOD THIS IS SO TRUE, I have fantasies where a big nigger has my wife hostage with a gun to her head and I run down the stairs and doubletap his head with hollowpoint .45. His head explodes open so far my wife gets fragments of his skull lodged in her skin. I got a boner just typing that.
the government should hire a few fags with insatiable butt lust and they need to be prison ghey not queer eye for the straight guy ghey
then instead of real prison we throw them in a closet with the fag and the fag gets to play 7 minutes in heaven while the offender is restrained (cuffs behind the back and feet cuffed together)
I publicly shame them on kikebook. O have an hd security camera on my porch. I sometimes place dummy packages on my porch. I'll print the pictures and tape them on light poles and mailboxes. Ill spread that shit everywhere. Fuck thieves! And guess what? Out of 9 thieves, every single one was a beaner or nigger!
>Be living in dindu area
>Put daughter in package
>Wait for tyrone to take package.
>Call white officers
>Tyrone gets life sentence for kidnapping a small girl
>Tyrones life ruined
It pisses me off so much when I order something off Amazon and the dipshit UPS driver drops it outside my apartment instead of TAKING IT TO THE CENTRAL LOCATION OFFICE WHERE HE HAS TO CHECK IN AT ANYWAYS.
It will 1) save him time from having to find a specific apartment. 2) Make me not worry that some dindu stole my package.
Have one or more heavy-duty lockable boxes or safes and have the delivery guy lock the packages inside. Not completely secure, but enough of a hassle that the thief might move onto the next house without your stuff.
I've had at least 300 packages on my door, some for days at a time, never had one stolen.
>Order a 10g sack of carfentanyl from China
>Nog steals it and opens the bag, excited at the prospect of free drugz
>A single mote of dust from the bag enters his nostril and he OD's within 10 seconds
It's simple, really.
>Rig the box to realease a shit load of bees
Box full of bees to bait thieves sounds like a good idea. Imagine if they carry it to their car before opening it. Car full of bees.
Fun story I remembered.
>order computer stuff worth 600 Eur
>See on Amazon that delivered
>wait few days
>contact amazon, they ask to wait few days more
>Nothing comes and I contact them again
>They apolagize and gib full refund
About a month later I'm bringing out trash (Have 3 bins, one not in use)
>Decide to throw extra bag of trash in third container to save space for a while
>Mfw amazon boxes inside
Mfw stupid delivery guy had thrown my expensive stuff in dumpster.
My apartment complex has 400 or so units to it. The delivery drivers HAVE to check into the office to be in the complex. I understand why idiots can only get jobs as delivery boys. He could shave off literal hours off his route just by dropping it in the office.
well would you look at that, a real genuine american thief.
>mail yourself a package
>leave it outside your door for a month so that it still counts as a federal crime up to 5 years in prison
>have hidden camera set up
>inside package is some shitty faux jewelry with a gps device
>continually arrest nogs day after day
>publish youtube videos of niggers getting caught
>ad revenue from youtube video goes toward targetted ad campaign on world star hiphop, facebook, KFC.com and black people meet
>niggers now too afraid to ever steal packages again
>How do we deal with this degeneracy?
Deport niggers back to Africa.
I live around only whites and I just leave the door to the garage open so that UPS or FedEx can leave packages in there.
I guess us rural retards don't understand about needing to lock our doors and have alarms and security cameras on the houses.
Why the fuck do americans let post companies do this? Just deliver it to the neighbors or they take it back and deliver it the next day. You're asking for it to be stolen if you leave your expensive shit on the porch in a 56% white country.
But thats his house you srupid bitch
Trump should make it legal to gun them down on sight provided you have video evidence.
Smash and grab auto theft should be given the same treatment.
If you disagree that 100% of those people deserve to die, you had better come up with a good argument.
>>Insurance covers it so who cares if it gets stolen
from the company's perspective, it works
fucked up, but bottom line
police too busy with shit to arrest dindu for package theft
few dindus get arrested, out next day to do it again
i get small packets in my mailbox, and large packets in the post office, which i then collect there. if i've used some weird smaller postal service that don't use the post office then they usually have pickup spots in grocery stores.
never had to pick up a packet outside my door, this always bugs me when i see this happening elsewhere. like ordering computer parts for $1000 just sitting outside my door, no fuck off.
>If you disagree that 100% of those people deserve to die, you had better come up with a good argument.
They was goot boys who din do nuffins.
I actually feel sorry for white americans at times. Its not like it was the average joe benefiting from slavery and now their country is full of thieving niggers.
Most white americans ive come across are great people.
Anyway where i live its just unthinkable that people would do this. So i get packages left at my apartment just fine. My neighbours will take it in and walk it up to my door even just as i do for them if im walking buy and see a package out the front.
The state of america. Living in a overwhelmingly white area is great
Guns, yes, receivers, no.
BUT, the ATF thinks chunks of inert metal are firearms, so anyone who steals them gets their dog shot and house burned down with smoke grenades and flashbangs
where i live they actually keep he package at the post office or drug store and put a slip of paper on your doorknob notifying you you have a package then you go pick it up with your photo id.
How does that work? They just leave your shit on the porch and you don't have to sign anything?
If somebody left something on my porch and I didn't sign it, well I don't what package you're talking about, maybe send me a new one...
They seriously just leave the packages sitting at the door like that?
Here they leave it with a neighbour or take it back to the depot and leave you a card so you can arrange redelivery.
Amazon have options so you can have them leave it in a 'safe place', like hidden in your garden somewhere.
They'd never leave it sitting in plain view like that.
I live in an apartment with like 100 other units. Lower class type people. Mexicans and blacks etc. Shit never gets stolen here and they drop of packages in front of apartment doors. Sometimes hallways are littered with packages and have wondered why the fuck shit doesnt get stolen.
I order some shit once that came in a fairly big box, like 1—1.5ft each side, and the delivery nigger literally sat it in front of the door with the door mat on top....
No we do not.
Companies don't have the money to keep covering the cost of nigger lives that don't matter.
You can get kicked off of selling on Amazon QUICK and EASY if somebody complains about not getting a package. And Amazon has no court, if they say u are done then it's over for you.
cost of coming back?
m8, it costs them pennies.
it's already factored into your delivery cost you moron.
americans really are retarded.
they leave your packages sitting on your 'porch' because you are stupid enough to let them do it.
when i lived in ENgland i had a package delivered whilst I wasn't home. they gave it the neighbors and when i went to collect it the neighbor looked at me thru the peep hole and then walked away. wtf
eurocucks are by definition supporters of a big state. a few exceptions and dissenters exist in each state.
remember, that the USA was created by europeans who wanted individual freedom and independence from the state. europeans are brought up, taught from day 1, that the state is their caretaker and that they are reliant upon it.
I really like the bee idea. Another idea that would be easier to manage is to just get a somewhat small box and fill it to the brim with bricks. The dindu might injure his back trying to steal it if he doesn't test its weight first.
they redeliver it on another day you freak.
have you even had a package delivered before?
they don't change anything.
it's just added to the next days invoice like any other parcel.
I used to do some petty mail theft back in my day. Prolly about 25 years ago at this point. But it was never anything big. For instance, while I would be walking home from school, sometimes I would see a mailbox with a free sample of a new cereal or something, like those little boxes. I would take a few of them randomly to eat on my walk. Also, my sister and I were really into the Monopoly game at McDonald's when it first came out. In the Sunday papers they would give out a couple of free game pieces, most were junk, but after clearing out an entire track home neighborhood of all their game pieces, we would end up with a lot of free Big Macs. Never won anything bigger than that though. It's shitty behavior, and my sister and I grew out of it, but hell, we were like 7 and 9 at the time.
You underestimate how fucking lazy postal workers are m8. Never mind bloody Amazon workers. I've literally walked down the stairs after hearing the doorbell only to see them vanishing out the garden gate.
Although the Coyote always did his packages on time. You didn't even have to be home. Acme would deliver your package directly in your hands even if you were standing on a cliff in the middle of a desert
>print out fake shipping label
>make 2.2lbs of anthrax, ricin, whatever poison u want as long as its a white powder and dpesnt kill them instantly
>wrap it up so it looks like a kilo of cocaine
>place in box
>tape box up
>attach fake label with random name and address
>place on porch
>nigs steal it
>snort it, give it to family, sell it
>cops investigate have no idea where the box was from