Invasion of Barbuda

>>140553647
> it has two air plane strips

kys

I support this. It angers me that all the tropical island paradises in that region have been taken over by nigs.

>>140553647
i claim man of war island

>>140553836
Proxy-Tuvaluan mad.that he only has one strip

Was wondering what happened to the invasion plan. Think barbuda is too close to america though.

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>>140553647
Goat Point sounds GOAT.

>>140553987
Yeah, sugarcane just had to grow there

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dibs on castle

>>140554391
Nah, it's perfect. We'd be able to there quickly under the premise of an NGO and seize the island before anyone else.

>>140554572
Wait til you see goat island

>>140553647
What should the new name of /pol/s island be?

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>area just gets destroyed by hurricane
>third hurricane is on its way
>wants to live there

>>140553647
>Tuvalu is 26 square km
>Barbuda is 161 square km
Not bad.

What we need to do is start up a charity and collect donations from people looking to help rebuild Barbuda, and then use that money to help "volunteers" (thats us) rebuild the island. We really would rebuild the island, obviously, but then afterwards we wouldn't leave. Island settled.

>>140553647
But the island is right in the middle of hurricane paths. The next hurricane that comes would surely kill you.

>>140554839
>Not realising that we'd just wait for God to finish off the natives

>>140555133
The hurricanes are only deadly because the natives build houses of corrugated iron and plaster wood.

We do not build upon the sand but the rock

>>140554968
This guy gets it

>>140554083
I just want Kuivasaari Island.

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antigua would wreck your shit for taking their little brother.

>>140555133
We'd build with concrete and masonry, and in the highlands first to avoid storm surges. As more colonists join we would slowly build up the island to match the highlands in elevation, leaving only a small beach area for recreation and tourism.

Describe to me the arability of Barbudan soil

>>140555950
Antigua would be to busy tending to its own wounds following this hurricane season

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>>140553647
You need to go back

>>140555950

>sailing the navy right past Man of War Island

They're literal men of war dude, let's stay the fuck away and hope they can't swim

>>140556182
But their large population and decently high gdp per capita would allow them to fund a good naval force of about 5 or 6 yachts filled with men holding sharp sticks.

>>140556280
Nigger invasion and /pol/ colony threads have been here since 2012

>>140556093
Around 30% of the land is arable with a mix of cash crop and vegetables, so yes you'd be able to grow potatoes

>>140553987
Stay mad faggot.

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>>140553647
fuck yes. I call being Jim Jones

>>140553647
What about Antigua? We'd have to invade them or they'll retake their territory.

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>Tuvalu
>Barbuda
Y'all are delusional, here's where we should be invading.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clipperton_Island

It's French territory, yes. However, it's uninhabited. Remote. And perfectly livable. The water in the lagoon is drinkable, even.

>>140557249
I share a birthday with him. Obviously not the same year.

>>140553647
this is what happens if /pol/ invades in my mind
>/pol/ users show up as ((red cross)) people and start killing more /pol/tards show up whole island burns from other nations doing everything they can to prevent it from becoming a paradise /pol/ makes island so good people are jealous then nuke it out of anger of being fagots and never being as good

>>140557403
That island is on my list.

>>140553647
>invading islands
Talk about a short term investment. Better learn to swim, fag.

Set up shop in the mountains in Alaska. Your kids will grow up in resource rich paradise with temperate climate, safe from the rising seas and deadly heat.

>>140557989
>The first nation to Rise & Fall due to shitty waifus.

>>140557107
>Aruba
Fuck me didn't know internet round those parts

>>140558083
one hundred feet of snow

>>140558088
that would be something future archaeologists would laugh about

>>140558113
Show your real flag snekcuck

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>>140556910

>>140558246
We'd probably make Sealand look legit.

>>140556400
it's a type of ship back in the day REEEEE

>>140553647
I keep telling you guys, you need to think about important places in the USA. I recommend Baltimore, MD, Washington, D.C. and Richmond V.A.

Instead of conquer them, your task is to red pill every single resident of all races and religions. Yes really. No, no exceptions.

That will send a spine tingling message to the Illuminati about how serious the speakers of truth are.

>>140553647
I bet that creepy pedophile airline guy's island is deserted right now. Why don't we invade that spot?

>>140558083
>Update
suriously, Alaska is actually a better plan than even idaho/montana. there is never going to be a large population there, it is possible to survive off the land, population outside of anchorage is like 300K and there are resources, state and county funding to exploit. If we got 50,000 /pol/tards up there we could dominate the state easily. start taking over, the small counties first

>>140558293
I've come to claim what is rightfully mine, can you say the same Dutchcuck

>>140554968
I'm down. Trump is lurking this thread I'm sure of it. give us US respect and gibs!!

>>140558328
we would have a population density that would make Kowloon look like a low density residential area

best island for invading right here boys - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanquilla_Island

pros:
-it's a territory of venezuela and they have bigger issues rn
-not populated
-25 sq miles
-out of reach of most atlantic hurricanes
-close enough to mainland that shipping/general aviation is actually a possibility
-existing air strip

cons:
-might have to leave basement

>>140558242
>one hundred feet of snow
stop being a pussy, nigger? what are you afraid of snow

>>140554968
the perfect plan to get liberals to fund an ethno state

>>140558472
>redpilling urban centers full of of niggers and cucks.
why? let em burn while we live in paradise

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>>140553987
Well to be fair you guys pushed the niggers south because of I dont know.... SLAVERY...
So why not slaving them again and push them north, give them your shithole Michigan for Bahamas... I think is a fair trade dont you think?

>>140558759
we certainly should be having local meetup threads, organizing and influencing local government, but /pol/ is just too autistic for that to ever happen

>>140558982
too paranoid. right wing groups get instantly infiltrated by the feds.

>>140558693
Not really, it just isn't the type of environment I envision neets having success in.

>chop firewood all summer long to not freeze to death
>ration food
>hunt for food
>shovel snow
>melt snow to drink
>start a fire

We're talking about a successful colony of /pol/tards here, not meat popsicles.

>>140558328
>>140558652
Think less like Sealand or Kowloon, and more like Singapore.

antigua has a population of 80,000 so you niggers would have to be quick

>>140559141
i would be all for invading a carribean island. the question is how do we make sure the US government doesn't drone strike us to death afterwards

>>140559116
paranoid is right. fuck the feds. you think the feds didn't infiltrate the commie groups originally? there is nothing they can fucking do as long as you are behaving legally. having all your meetings in public, keeping a written record etc. why do you have all this white guilt that you are doing something wrong?

besides, you don't advertise gas the kikes, race war now, and put that in your platform. you have to be smart

>>140559280
pay them off somehow

>>140555950
If provided with means of transportation i volunteer to reclaim spanish point and take it rightfully,i might also be able to retake the castle due to being from castilla it all depends on how black/retarded the natives are but we can retake it

>>140558982
We all need to learn Morse, how to use fucking radios and communicate on them.

Most of my local HAMs are definitely /pol/tards. We just won't admit it to each other yet.

>>140553647
I want to live in goat island

>>140559250
>80k niggers who can't swim vs the ocean

>>140559141
>Not really, it just isn't the type of environment I envision neets having success in.
niggers can survive in the tropics. whites don't do well. stop being a pussy, you are well adapted to a northern environment. name one other place, where whites colonized the tropics

>>140559204
pol gets an island not and it doesnt become a dense urban paradise that is a wall that affects the wind that sounds a little strange to me

>>140559280
Become a tax haven.

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>>140559250
Thinking all 80k will survive this hurricane season

>>140559451
i guess we could semd them some top quality anime, can't figure out what else an island full of NEETs could possibly have that the US gov. would want

>>140559280
Give them some land to build a new Guantanamo

>>140559250
In all likelihood, all residents of Barbuda will be temporarily housed in Antigua while reconstruction is happening. We just have to make sure we're the ones doing the reconstruction, and that we move in before the former residents get a chance to move back.

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>>140559734
fucking bingo

>>140558759
You want your slave armies or not? Masters red pill servants as much as necessary to get the job done, whatever the job is.

You think the Illuminati doesn't use slave labor/armies? That's their life blood. They have a dire weakness though. They have to tell a bunch of lies.

Speakers of Truth don't have to tell lies and it is more effective when they don't lie at all. If a couple somebodies were to red pill the Illuminati slaves, that would sends a loud and clear message to the men who rule the world. Especially if it happened in the three cities mentioned. (Baltimore, DC, Richmond)

>>140559461
six men with rifles could fly in with a cessna and land at the southern airstrip and take that place, let alone a quick naval incursion. the problem would be holding it when the world comes knocking.

>>140559607
>whites don't do well in the tropics
what a meme. yes, sunburn is a real issue, but aside form that its a cakewalk compared to finding a consistent foodsource for more than two people up in frozen fucksville.

>>140559607
Um whites basically colonized all around the work? Central and South America, Africa, Southeast Asia, India, etc are all tropical

>>140555134
>not realizing you're going to have to deal with hurricanes every year

>>140559734
>>140559924
>white people survive (((their))) plans by torturing POWs and being a tax haven
this is the whitest thing I've ever heard.
Let's do it.

Barbuda is part of the Commonwealth, so you'd get fucked by the Queen of England.

>>140560271
See
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>>140553647
>enlist about 200 /k/ommandos to supplement /pol/ forces
>Just tell them it's like goin' innawoods BUT BETTER
>Commandeer C-130
>parachute out, about 1/4 of /k/ dies trying to execute a H.A.L.O. drop.
>start "Veni Vidi Vici Island Hopping Campaign"
>unfuck Haiti so hard it becomes a tourist attraction because of its architecture

I'd like to live in the Caribbean, we didn't even get a summer this year.

>>140556015

Nigger you don't understand city planning and nation growth at all. There is a good reason why all major cities are built on a river/coastline.

>>140560581
you will roast after 5 minutes in the sun, its not a good idea pal

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take over the island and turn it into the world's largest ecofarm

>A: we get food
>B: we get trade goods
>C: we get to piss of the hippies who hate us

Make it a tax haven. Only sales tax like the Bahamas.

Ban Islam, gay marriage, and make open carry legal.

>>140561185
>make open carry mandatory

>>140557403
The best place to install a pol nation is in this place

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatia%E2%80%93Serbia_border_dispute

To make things better its near kebab removers so they would not protest , its in europe , it has access to the fucking danube.

Its literally perfect to create a pol venice.

>>140554839
This.

ALTHOUGH we could solve that problem by simply building either underground or concrete/reinforced houses.

>>140562047
>biggest threat from hurricane is the storm surge
>let's burrow into the ground to survive it
you might want to look into fluid dynamics

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>>140562277
>not if you make it watertight with dranage tunnels even lower

>>140560802
This wouldn't prevent the construction of docks. There's just be a really sharp incline from the docks to the rest of the island. It's not like you're going to be making sheer cliff faces with sandy loam and limestone gravel.

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>>140554968
population is 65K and is already 30% white so we would only need 26K illegal immigrants to become the majority

>>140553647
yea great idea and then another hurricane wipes us out.

>>140558592
>Alaska is actually a better plan
> If we got 50,000 /pol/tards up there we could dominate the state easily

50,000 basement masturbators vs Alaska. This will end well.

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>>140553647

>>140559607
>where whites colonized the tropics

Basically Australia after the U.K. kicked all of the degenrate cucks off of their bullshit island

>>140563250
It can only end well

>>140562452
>airtight
>hurricane knocks out power
>debris blocks entrance
>everybody suffocates

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>>140553647
> it has two air plane strips

>>140558690
Best plan I've seen so far, other than genociding that uncontacted tribe.

Snake Island in Brazil is our best bet.

The most fascinating thing about Barbuda is that its outline looks like a frog. COINCIDENCE??? OR DESTINY???

>>140554683
You do realize that the GG would just call downing street and the RN would come and kill you.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentinelese
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>>140563554
>>140563642
>>140553647
>>140553836
>>140553987
>>140554083
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>>140554391
>>140554391
>>140554572

>>140554839
Presumably they intend to build something sturdier than the stick huts the locals built.

>>140553647
Our main invasion force lands on Goat Island. Their objective is to fight their path down Island Rabbit and Kid before dispatching up in the highlands. Team 1 assault Codrington, while 2 goes hard on Coco Point.

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>>140563502
>then don't put your air intakes near any trees in a slightly elevated area, pointing westward

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honestly, judging by the lack of media coming out of the area, would anyone notice if a quasi military coup occurred overnight? does anyone regularly check in with barbuda, and can we do an impression of their leader?

>yes, this is watoombo. a-okay, definitely no autistic uprisings occurring today. okay bye now!

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>>140553647

people literally throw out islands all the time, you dont need to steal one

>>140562684
Its a British Overseas Territory which means that if we tried to take it over by force Thatcher would rise from her grave and send an entire regiment of British Expeditionary Forces to defend her majesties overseas possessions. There was a reason Tuvalu was the subject of our invasion plans and it was because it was an independent nation.

The good news however is that in order to become Bermudan only one of your parents needs to be Bermudan, so we can move their and marry white citizens and take over the country legally.

Why we would want to do this is another question though as it would take decades and is probably not worth it.

>>140562047
>>140562452

>building underground
>depth to groundwater is like measured in inches
*gurgling sounds*

>>140564082
the country has 81k people, 80k live on Antigua

>>140563880
>implying the GG isnt the first to catch a bullet

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>>140564082
we could go for tokelau

>>140553647
Tuvalu? Why would anyone want to live there long term? The highest elevation is like 6 feet?

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>>140564001
you anons may just be right for the job

>>140553647
Cuba has dibs, they can can easily take over the Caribbean in a short period if they wanted.

>>140554830
Novus Albion

Yes you fucking retards we have to use high Latin goddamnit.

>>140554968
Brilliant and simple

I would do this

>>140558690
>mfw i have friends in Venezuela and we might be able to pull this off and lead an island war against Maduro
Jesus that's autistic but also great

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>>140555133
I dunno we would need serious weatherproofing this is the building that got destroyed.

>>140563554
we'll dress in blackface every time the UN sends a drone over

>>140558540
Actually, he's refusing to leave. I'm quite sure he knows /pol/ is looking to colonize.

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>>140557403
We might be able to build houses on stilts and do fishing for food.

>>140553647
>and the death toll is climbing.
>Barbuda government confirms 1 death from Irma
http://wjla.com/news/nation-world/barbuda-government-confirms-1-death-from-irma
>50 minutes ago

At least try.

>>140565222
i just want to sit in my hut making coral jewelry all day

>>140564471
And that makes it better how? Honestly do you know how crown governments function?

>>140560180
>Um whites basically colonized all around the work? Central and South America, Africa, Southeast Asia, India, etc are all tropical
name one tropical country that is majority white

>>140553647
Friendly reminder that it's pronounced bar-byu-duh not bar-boo-duh

>>140565222
Look at those digits.

>>140553836
TWWOOOO STRIIIPPPSSS

>>140558113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJWmbLS2_ec


>everytime I hear Aruba...

>>140553647
lets do it keks

What's the population capacity of the island? After we fill out the island, do we start claiming more and become a kind of Carribean Empire? What will our flag be? What will our currency be? Who will be our allies? What will we trade? What will the government be like? What will our policies be? What will we call ourselves?

Before we invade somewhere we must decide these things and more if we are to last any longer than a week.

>>140565609
Gonna keep calling it barbooda

>>140566134
>flag
it will be the /pol/ flag or kekistan flag just cuz
>currency
(You)
> Who will be our allies?
idk some other pacific island nations
> What will we trade
sugar cane, and self sustain
> What will the government be like?
king
> What will our policies be
tbd
>hat will we call ourselves?
kekistanis

>>140558592
Same plan goes for the Yukon for leafs.

Yukon pop is 36k and only 7k are natives. The one drawback is that the population is votes for one of the two leftist parties. Averages around 25% Conservative support.

20k total voters and about 5k conservatives, all we would need is a couple thousand people and due to leftist vote splitting we can get the district to vote reliably conservative, and if with 10K people we can form the majority of voters.

Even better is the fact that if you live there for 1 year you are eligible for free land to farm, and there are plentiful gibs for living in the north

http://www.emr.gov.yk.ca/agriculture/agriculture_land.html

>>140566134
Look buddy it's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase here get it? We just want to invade the island and fuck their shit up, then go on to the next, and the next...until finally we get the Big Kahuna.

>>140557989
Kinda like that web browser game Bloc

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>>140565414
not at all, but its an invasion. all coms getting knocked out is step 1. summary executions of Gov officials is step 2. taking over the air base and taking the high ground is step 3. fuck how that faggy English monarchy works we will be kangs

Realistically, what opposition would be faced after an aggressive take over of one of these islands? I'm not worried about the native population.

/O U T E R H E A V E N/

>>140559607
Hi there faggot

You guys are forgetting the most important thing you have to secure power plants and communications. If they can't report what is going on nobody will find out until it's too late

>>140566382
Please don't do the kekistani shit. It's cancer now, if this was before t_d and (((sargon))) hijacked it this would be fine, needs to be something people will take seriously.

>>140564581
tokelau will be under water in our lifetimes

>>140567546
we have to get a whole knew thing going..

>>140567777

>>140567238
Depends on whose territory the island is and the population of it.

If we could find an unclaimed island with 0 population, thats also liveable and easy to get to then it would be /ourisland/

But I have yet to see anyone suggest something wothout some sort of caveat.

If its owned by a government, expect the military to BTFO some squatters.

>>140564222
shit I was talking about Bermuda. Barbuda is the smaller island in Antigua and Barbuda. Barbuda has a population of 1600, while Antigua is 100K, almost all black.

>>140567762
My idea is this
>Start Barbuda Independence movement
>Assimilate and infiltrate the movement to the point where we are running the show
>Try diplomacy as much as possible so we aren't treated like terrorists
>Once we get them to let us secede we take control
>Build up the country to our liking
Once we hit the point of overpopulation we can start building up our military and begin empire. The native nogs will be front lines so that by the end of the wars it will be majority white if not 100% white.

>>140568413
mean the Colombians had the FARC rebels and shit, uk had the IRA and they were brought into government to stop them

>something like that id assume

checked
>>140568755

>>140568755
Exactly, the only thing is we need to puppetmaster this so they will actually grant us independence. Maybe infiltrate Antiguan government as well and pass the movement ourselves?

Why do you niggers always want to invade tropical shitholes? White people weren't made for such a shitty climate

>>140553647

>>140553647
What if Irma hits Haiti? 2010 all over again?

>>140553647
I guess they don't have to worry about additonal looting or at least the offenders can't get away.

>>140569203
Speak for yourself.

my farm is bigger than this whole shitty island

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>>140557403
>The water in the lagoon is drinkable
maximum kikery

We should be going for Caroline

also largest amount of coconut crab
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>>140569477

This is a white peepo thread only, Carlos

>>140564860

I don't know if you'd even have to fight Maduro for it. I bet he'd just give it up for free under the right circumstances. Keep letting his people fish in the water for the next <20 years and agree to let him/his friends horde his USD in your island so it doesn't get confiscated when he inevitably gets overthrown.

>>140569057
Elections for Parliament are in 2019 and take place every 5 years. If we want this, we'd better get started soon so we can get people to run for parliament who support us having Barbuda

can america annex the island after helping out with the recovery?

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>>140553647
>Barbuda
So this?

>>140569844
Caroline Island is fucking worthless.

>Acquire Johnston Atoll
>Free stockpile of VX and Sarin Gas
>Have WMDs
>No one will attack

Profit?

>>140575012
Imean. Yeah. If you want Norks 2.0