Why is God punishing Florida? You do know these things aren't

because Florida was developed by out of staters and pensioners looking for a life of idleness and indulgence under the generous sun.

Try the deep state hurricane machine

it is not even going to make landfall on florida

florida is good for disney world that's about it

>>140524856
meth. lots and lots of meth.

>>140524856
Because god hates fags.

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>>140524856
Who could possibly live there?

>>140527416
i dunno man, some people might be into crippling humidity

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>Irma races
She's moving at 16mph.

How can you blame her though? She's a big girl.

florida went red this past election folks. wake up! so did texas!!

these aren't (((random))) (((hurricanes))) hitting (((random))) (((states)))

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>>140524856
God's jealous.

>>140524856
im in florida
probally nothing will even happen because im on the panhandle but if it does, I'm armed and ready

>>140531464
That's faster than many modern naval submarines.

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>>140524856
>God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_91Sye6oJg

>>140524856
I hope caribbeans will survive this.

>>140524856
>blaming God
Satan would like a word with you.

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>>140524856
They gave away the election, and are spics

Same for texas

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>>140531464
That . . . . looks exactly like my gf.
Saved.

He's angry about how Miami turned to shit.
So am i.

>>140531638
Floridians are dumb, nasty people with farmer's tans, and virtually none of them are fit to be seen in public. Try again.

>>140527416
>florida is good for disney world that's about it

don't forget going on cruises, snorkeling clear blue reefs, Universal, Busch Gardens, Rocket launches, Kennedy Space Center, the keys, the top 3 party towns east of the Mississippi, and fresh springs (but those aren't for tourists). Pic related--a Florida spring (you're not invited).

>>140529147
ppl who like listening to soft yankee faggots whine about humidity

>>140532441
...and what enlightened part of the 'kwa are you from, my good man?

>>140524856

Wasn't Florida part of the reason Trump won? Doesn't anyone remember election night?

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>>140532556
pic didn't attach? let's go again:

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>>140532714
Close enough to smell you horse's asses.

>>140524856

Florida is filled with Faggots, thats why.

>>140524856
These hurricanes are God's punishment for congress and ceos not supporting the Trump agenda that God willed.

>>140524856
it's a finance hub

>>140533030
>laughing at your own failed joke
So, Georgia?

>>140533069
Having trouble hearing you over my surfing and scuba year-round

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>>140533327
Alaska

>>140524856
>He thinks God is literally a magical beast that hurls hurricanes and earthquakes at people consciously because he's butthurt and not a metaphor for the universe itself and how we must prepare as best we can for the trials it sends our way.

Wew lad.
Double digit IQ?

>>140533441
Alaska is for drunk eskimos--peoples who were pushed out of habitable lands over the past 12,000 yrs. They have to pay people to live there.

>>140524856
>What did Florida do to anger the Lord YOUR GOD?
could this be the dumbest question ever asked?

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>>140533602
The IQ is so low in this thread, it's blisteringly ironic that they're calling all floridians dumb. Pic related--hillbillies on meth with farmers' tans.

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>>140533747
So you walk into a punchline so hard it may as well have been a door, and that weak shit is all you've got? Wew, honorary nigger, enjoy your hurricane.

>>140533441
The state of losers who gave up on society and effectively dropped out?

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>>140534052
>everyone in astronomy, aeronautics, and space exploration is a Floridian

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>>140534126
>enjoy your hurricane.

Saying now we may not even get much of one. Bummer. Still, mandatory evac for my island, so I get to expense a stay in the most comfy hotel in Orlando and use it as a tax deduction.

>>140526124
NOT YET THE NORMIES ARENT READY

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>>140534477
Found the kike.

>>140534363
Say what you want, but nobody's pulling down statues here. And say what you want about hurricanes (for which we are prepared, yawn), I've never shoveled snow in my life. Enjoy getting your dick frozen off every six months, and enjoy your 3 months of sunlight.

>>140534853
>Found the kike

Self-made man. Don't be like a crabnigger, trying bantz someone who pulled himself out of a bucket. I'll bring you a doggie bag.

>>140524856
He's punishing the browns.
Have fun Miami.

>>140524856
>>140526124
kys faggots

>>140532235
t. Fatty

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Post yfw West Coast masterrace

>>140524856
Voted for Trump. So did Texas.

>>140524856
It did not Puerto Rico

This shit happens every fucking year fuck sake.
PIss on your stupid ass imaginary friend read a fucking science book you dumb fuck third world shit sucking loser.
Sage and hidden.

>>140524856
Florida is a flat peninsula jutiting into a very warm and shallow body of water

This geographically results in heavy rains and warm seas

Now why do hurricanes form where they from, that has to do with the way the earth rotates and the equator, they from slightly north of the equator and then follow the winds towards the carribean where they hit said shallow and warm water and pick up steam.

The west coast gets much fewer storms becuase the Pacific Ocean is much colder and deeer than the Atlantic

Florida always gets hit by stones because it is geographically predisposed to get storms

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>>140535064
>being assmad enough to doublepost
I don't live in Alaska, you easy fucking retard. You've been wasting your time lobbing insults about a place I've never even been to.
Let this be an example to anyone here who might doubt the inherent mental retardation present in 96% of the southern population (the last 4% are the Jews who own your state and come down from New York every six months).

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>>140524856
This is the work of Satan, not the LORD GOD.

Harvey = blazing iron, battle ready
Corpus Christi = the body of Christ
Irma = war goddess

This is the enemy waging war on the saints. Time to get right with Jesus friends, the end is near.

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>>140535711
>>being assmad enough to doublepost

those were responses to two different posts.
>then called someone a retard
get it together, son

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>>140536051
You dull. Fucking. Dipshit.
Those are both my IDs.
Did you get lost on the way to reddit, young man?

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>>140536439
So....you're trying to say that I did something that you did first?

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>>140524856
Nobody is punishing Floridians. Hurricanes bring floods and nogs can't swim.

>>140524856
Flordia man is in Florida. God purges Flordia man every decade or so. It's actually overdue for a cleansing.

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>>140536690
You mean you don't know what a doublepost looks like? Welcome to /pol/, newfriend. Pic related is an example of when someone who's both retarded and bootyblasted doubleposts (not to be confused with samefagging, which implies each post is from a different user; doubleposters don't attempt to hide their impotent rage).

>>140535252
you do realize you're going to die in flames soon right?

>>140535796
God created Satan, and knew about Irma at the moment of Creation. He could have chosen differently, but didn't.

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>>140537632
>doubleposters don't attempt to hide their impotent rage

You mean like screenshotting something that you used as a prop to criticize someone for doing something you had just done? That assmad?

Here, have a clip of just how much a newfag I am with one that harkens back to the /b/ raid on Hal Turner. Try at least to fail forward.

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>>140524856
>>140529147

>Why is God punishing Florida?
>You do know these things aren't just "accidents", right?
>What did Florida do to anger the Lord YOUR GOD?

I posted this song in honor of the god of storms two weeks before Harvey hit Texas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3K5Vt8I1EU

>>140536980
Thought this was fucking California

>>140536980
>/k/ meetups with trannies

aw sheeit, when was this? More importantly WHERE was this? Cocoa?

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>Why is God punishing Florida?

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>>140538087
>n-no, u . . .
>I'm not a newfag, I've been here since June
Riiiight.

>>140538415
he really embarrassed us with his campaign autism, but he was a good governor, pre pocket-turtles.

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>>140538558

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>>140531464
She sure is.

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>>140524856

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>>140538690
>>140538087
>forgets clip in blind rage
Try not to slobber on yourself this time.

>>140538582
>>140538558
Back, both of you

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>>140539078
>forgets clip

wut

>>140539248
Nah, talk to him, he's breddy funny

>>140535252
>paying millions to be surrounded by faggots and dying in a forest fire

>>140539077
>average southern intellectual

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>>140524856
More likely (((they))) are punishing Trump and forcing him into submission.

>>140538087
>U MAD BRO
>can't remember to post oldfag clip in hurry to project with a faceberg meme

>>140524856
IT'S THE FUCKING HAARP PEOPLE

>>140524856
I hope it flattens Miami.

>>140531464
Irma is thicc

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>>140533069

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>>140543378
I wonder who's behind this post?