THE HURRICANE IS LITERALLY AND I MEAN LITERALLY GOING TO KILL ME

Say please.

>>140522914
>LITERALLY GOING TO KILL ME
Good

>>140522914
post pics

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>>140523022
Checked

Don't worry op kek is with you

>>140522914
dumb wojak poster

>>140522914
Fap your way to oblivion.

>>140522914

>tfw I'll likely be down there next week providing assistance

Sandbags muh nigga

>>140522914
It is God's will, OP. Take it like a non-degenrate white man and accept God's punishment.

>>140522914
>he didn't prepare

>>140522914
stream faggot

Build stone houses like every civilization has done

>>140522914
>LITERALLY

What is your last wish, anon?

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>>140522914
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

Czech'um

>>140523201
lasse er det dig

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>>140522914
ACCEPT YOUR FATE YOU COWARD

>>140523165
God helps those who help themselves. You can't sit there and expect God to make the eater go around you. If you try to escape and aren't degenerate trash and will do something with your life, he will help you

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>>140522914
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>140522914
Not to worry OP, kek will be b your side always

I live in NC, but spent most of my life in IL. We're starting to get rain. How is it that none of you southern fucks know how to drive in the rain? Snow I get. There are no plows or salt trucks where I live, but jesus christ, it's just water.

>>140523363
ja mand

>>140522914
we had this thread yesterday

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IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY

>>140523604
hello fellow carolinian

>>140522914
Find a news van and do something crazy on camera. Gwim around a reporter wearing one of those shark fins.

>>140522914
Cuck the hurricane, in other words, kill yourself first

>>140522914
Get the fuck out of florida you massive faggot

>>140523159
Same, but at the same time I don't feel like going to Florida, and dealing with these crazy ass people. I just went to texas the Saturday/Sunday of the hurricane, and even their I had some man shooting at myself, and friend in our boat trying to rescue some people out of a neighborhood. He lived on the corner house, and anyone trying to swim out, or come in, had warning shots fired at by him. We came armed with my '03 springfield, a shotgun, and pistol, but i'm trying to assist people, not get into urban warfare.

So, yeah. I'll have to think about Florida.

>>140522914
Literally all you have to do is get in a car and drive north/west until the storm is over you dumb faggot.

>>140523604


>>140523717
Wilkes county reporting in.
Where you at famalams

>>140522914
>LITERALLY A LITERAL

>>140523604
because you're a city slicker

>>140523664
fedt hvordan står det til??

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>>140522914
You gotta be at peace with yourself

>>140523971
min penis er blevet storre og tykkere
det er ret fedt at skyde mere sæd end den gang man var mindre

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>>140522914
>he can't even meme correctly
HELP THERE'S A ROBBER IN MY CAR

>>140524092
>>140523971
lol

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>>140522914

>>140522914

Gather up neighborhood cats for food. Lay low in the upper level of a cinder block building. Horse tracks, golf clubs have them. Now stop being a bitch. Get your cat bag and some sterno cans

just be yourself

Keep me posted OP

>>140524092
haha.. okay og hvad med maven

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>>140522914
Do a livestream.

>>140523885
New hanover county reporting in

>>140522914
Keep periscope up when it hits.

>current core pressure 920mb
Literal non-happening tier.

>>140522914
Nice. Just bought 100k.

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>>140523356

>>140522914
It might get you wet. Are you like the wicked witch of the West?

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>>140522914

>A raging memer is going to die
And nothing of value is lost.

>>140524383
den har jeg fået fjernet

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One less Nazi, good night alt right.

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>>140523855
Don't do it dude, floridians will litterally kill you to steal your boat and take snapchats of them riding past people who could have been saved.
The good ones will have left or will make it away just fine.

>>140523885
Oh shit nigga, I'm in yadkin.
Want to trade goats?

>>140522914
If you're not going to leave you'd best arm yourself. You're in coon country.

>>140525075
that's a weird dog

you could just move or go out with a bang and let your corpse fly through the air contaminate waters scar some toddler for life hitting from high above right infront of them.

>>140522914
Fuck off Ernesto. Serves you right for kayaking to Miami.

>>140525075
You know, you're right. Louisiana checking in, so where I went in Texas was also WAY closer than if I were to go to Florida. The Texas, and Florida cultures are pretty different, but what pissed me off in Texas, was people obviously stranded, and when we came to rescue them, or give them a ride to the checkpoint where they were being picked up by transport trucks, they would be like, "Nah, i'll just wait for the next boat, but hey, do you think you can bring us some food and water in the meantime? Thanks.". All while, the water was STILL rising, and it just irked me that people did that shit. Like, bitch; You have NOTHING to stay here for.

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>>140524389
op never delivers

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>>140522914
K...Keep us posted.

>>140525123
Only if they are still virgins g.

>>140522914
>this hurricane will be the end of me
Nice one anon!

>>140526142
Like I'd trade virgin goat.
Virgin chicken maybe

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>ctrl+f
>aaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHGGGRGGAGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>And nothing of importance was lost

>>140524092
vad är hemligheten att få snoppen att växa?

>>140527520
the blood of your enemies

>>140522914
>STOP READING THIS
Ok. Bye.

>>140522914
you should've prepared for scrambles the death dealer instead of shit posting

>>140522914
>put all valuables in car
>drive away
What's so fucking hard? Just evacuate you dumb nigger.

>>140522914
>hurricane is going to kill some double digit IQ trog who didn't evacuate in time
White & Based.

>>140522914
sage, buuuyyyyyeeee anon.
Its too bad you chose to spend your final moments on 4chin

>>140523604
>southern fucks know how to drive in the rain?
I've lived in Indianapolis for 4 years, you yanks aren't any better when it comes to dealing with the weather.

>>140522914
you shouldve left awhile ago idiot

>>140522914
k keep us posted

>>140529725
Lived in NC my entire life. I drive a RWD coupe in the rain faster than most awd cucks

>>140529626

I can't think of a better way to live my final days, surrounded by the assholes that bring a smile to my face.

I don't know you, OP, but make sure to keep us updated.

>>140522914
just drive inland a little ways you stupid fucking braindead faggot

>>140522914
Don't be a bitch. You know the problem, fix it. If you don't want to die, go somewhere else.

>>140522914
Please livestream it and create a thread on /b/.

>>140522914
relax you big baby hurricanes happen every year

it's called HURRICANE SEASON for a reason

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>>140522914
>one post by this id
>all these replies

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>>140522914
LIVE STREAM IT

>>140522914
>how do I move from my current position

>>140522914
What is stopping you from getting into your car now and driving out of this god-forsaken state?

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>Dead burger.

Nothing of value was lost.

>>140532637
Burgers were never alive, stupid.

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FeelsGood to never ever having to worry about any kind of natural disaster

>>140533419
Except the actual Muslim invasion?

>>140533293
this is deeper than it seems.

>>140533419
your country is a natural disaster.

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>>140533605
You can't shoot a hurricane

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>>140522914

>>140533419
cultural though

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>>140533419
NordicPrivilige

>>140524092
>"Hrneoxg17 jiwi@(393 djeoeo penis 838_;_ ojdhxi ppanti"
>Penis

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>>140522914
>Hurricane is going to rape, kill anon and possibly necrophile anons dead body

Sounds pretty good desu

>>140522914
Join the Happening HQ discord
Discord/9CAy8Hf

>>140533771
You can't get cucked by a hurricane.

>>140522914
My 90+ grandparents are escaping it. Why are you stuck?

>>140534119
Winter is its own kind of disaster. Imagine trying to evolve planning skills that allowed you to prepare and plan ahead for 6 months of frozen lockdown, needing shelter and without any food.

Evolving planning skills enabled towns, villages, cities, cathedrals, armies.

>>140522914
do a live video

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>>140522914
You browse /pol/ so nah

>>140530711
He lived in Puerto Rico all along
OP is already enjoying his 72 virgins

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>>140524904

>>140525939
OP IS A FAGGOT

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>>140522914
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>>140525798
Gota make sure no one steals their roofing tiles.

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>>140522914
>Wah wah im going to die and I'm to fat and useless to save myself

Maybe if you layed off the mtn dew and commited to getting actual skills you would have been able to survive. Nature is just culling the weak dont take it personal burger