I’m a DACA dreamer. Ask me anything.

>>140520229
are you looking forward to going back?

>>140520229
Have one friend in a similar boat. Don't worry, no way they actually get the resources together to actually force a deportation. Congress will have ass a fix after bitching for a while. Just keep your head down for six months.

>>140520229
Man, your parents really fucked you over.

>>140520338

I'm not.

>>140520229
You have to go back

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>>140520229
would you rather rape someone or be raped

>>140520229
Maybe they will decide to let you guys stay, but you definitely shouldn't get to become a citizen.

>>140520601

I'd rather be raped. I could never do that to anyone.

>>140520229
Adios, amigo.

>>140520229
huh look at that, it has deferred action right in the title.

anyway, what's the problem with being deported?

>>140520229
You never should have come here, now your gonna pay

>>140520229

Why the fuck didn't you get married, or get workers' visa, or hustle your way to citizenship

It took me all of 6 months to find and marry an American qt because I did not want to fucking go back.

>>140520521
too bad jose!

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>>140520229
You have to go back.

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>>140520338

Why the fuck didn't you take the legal path to citizenship?

Illegal immigrants are killing this country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh25DB-sfwo

You steal jobs, resources, and don't belong here.

>>140520717
I do. You have great hygiene. If it was on a woman I'd go for it.

>>140520229
It doesn't and shouldn't matter if you feel "American"
It's your parents fault you are illegal. There where legal ways and they didn't care.

Just think about how much you can help Mexico.

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>>140520229
your not white so i dont care loll

MAGA

why doesn't DACA have a path to citizenship?
what would comprehensive immigration reform look like?

>>140520229
>paid taxes every year since I was 16 years old
with what social security number you fucking spic

>>140520229
>Deferred
means you have to go back eventually. and it looks like eventually is now

>>140520229
You're parent's fucked you over to make more money, sorry but that's life.

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>>140520229
You've had so much time to deal with this problem. You have no excuse. You've been an adult for about 13 fucking years,

>>140520869
>more jobs available to American citizens is bad
Fuck you cucks at VICE.

>>140520455
Yeah, I have a couple friends in that boat. And it just left the port back to Panama

>>140520229

Did you plan on being illegal for another 30 years?

>>140520955
>what would comprehensive immigration reform look like?
Amnesty.

>>140520229
Go home

>>140520229
You should dream of where ever you came from.

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Are you looking forward to fullly immerssing yourself into your homeland's rich and vibrant culture?
>pic not related

>>140520229
>>I have paid taxes every year since I was 16

How with no SSN?
oh that is right you people just steal them

>>140520229
handouts must be nice

>>140520229
>Invade another country
>Take up valuable spot at a university for Bachelor degree because diversity
>Take a valuable job because diversity
>Take another valuable spot at a university for a higher level, also because diversity

I genuinely hope you go back to where you belong.

>>140520229
Go back before they get you, then come back legally. If you've lived in the Murica forever, you can't be too much of a taco nigger.

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>>140520940
cant stand these ignorant immigrants thinking they're problems are our problems who cares you shouldnt be in this country in the first place. your just going to have to live with that in mexico.

>>140520229
Here's the thing.

It's illegal to live here when you aren't a citizen. This is true. And I think it needs to remain illegal.

That being said, there are situations like this where we'd be throwing decent people into a place that they genuinely don't belong.

So what do we do? I mean, seriously, not memeing here. Because the problem is, it's unfair to people who do it the right way for us to just say "Alright, everyone who is in is a-ok".

I think it should be on a person by person basis, and we decide whether or not they truly belong here. If they pretty much only speak english and they're an overall good, meaning they have a decent job or they're an employer or whatever, fine, let's keep them. If they speak Spanish well enough or they aren't valuable to our country, we should deport them.

And then after that, once we've gone through everyone, we do a hard reset, we have that point set as (0,0) so to speak, and anyone else coming in illegally has to go back. I think, also, we should invest some money in cleaning up Mexico and lower parts of Latin America, they sure as fuck won't do it. After we clean up our inner cities, though.

>inb4 cuck

Look, I'm being realistic here.

>>140520601
I could get over being raped, I think. It would suck, sure, but I mean, once it's over it's over. I don't think I could ever get over the guilt of raping someone. And I don't think I'd be able to go through with it anyhow.

Should've become a citizen during that entire time you were leeching from my country. You're a fucking blight on society and a slap in the face to every immigrant who did things the right way. I wish you the best in Latin America.

/pol/ will take the high paying jobs left behind by deca

>>140520830

>Why the fuck didn't you get married, or get workers' visa, or hustle your way to citizenship
Because in my case, the only way to become a US citizen is to marry a US citizen and I haven't found one that is willing to do it.


>>140520869
>Why the fuck didn't you take the legal path to citizenship?

Because I haven't found a woman that is willing to marry me. The only other option is to go back to my old country and wait 17 years to get processed. Yes, 17 years. I spoke with three lawyers a few months ago and they all told me the same thing. I do not want to leave the only life I know for 17 years.

>>140520229
I hope you die for stealing from my country.

>>140520229
Why are you 31 years old and didn't think to apply for citizenship you dumb shit

>>140521593
People registered under DACA can't apply for citizenship

>>140521018

Pretty much. I'd rather be illegal in the USA than live in my old country because I don't know a thing about my old country. The USA is the only home I've ever known.

>>140520521

Maybe your parents should've known what they were doing was illegal and just stayed in their own damn countries, blame them not us.

>>140520229
Just transfer your credits and all that shit to a good school in Mexico what's the problem senpai, everyone will want to hire you. You're not supposed to be here, period.

Did you receive a scholarship to college?

Your parents are the dreamer and jewish traitors. You are just a poor faggot who deserves to pay for his parents and families crime of letting there country go to shit. Welcome to reality Jose. Now kill yourself or go back and kill your parents, they deserve it.

>>140521581
>I spoke with three lawyers a few months ago and they all told me the same thing. I do not want to leave the only life I know for 17 years.
Life isn't fair, blame your parents. Not the sovereign nations who created their own laws for immigration. Hell, blame the Democratic party. You know the one you've voted for you're entire life.

>>140521737
good

>>140520229
>English is my #1 language
Why would anyone do that? Just come on the internet and tell lies...

>>140521161
This is the redpill on illegal aliens that we should be pushing as much as possible. If they file taxes or receive benefits, they are using fake information by way of identity theft. Even lefties won't overlook that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puGLYOI6zh8

>>140520229
Don't care. Your parents are shitty wetbacks, you're a direct descendant of shitty wetbacks, and you need to go the fuck back. Blame them, not us or Trump. If your country wasn't a shitty hellhole and you actually had the balls to defend it, you wouldn't want the scum of the earth invading it under bullshit legal loopholes, either. You've had your whole life to become a citizen, but all you did was soak up gibs. Now get the fuck out

>>140520960
>with what social security number you fucking spic
>>140521161
>How with no SSN?

I have paid my taxes every year since I was 16 by using an altered Social Security card. Now with DACA I don't have to do that and I have been able to pay my taxes like everyone else.

>>140522028
Wow, you paid taxes like every other fucking person, truly you are a humanitarian.

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>>140520229
Become a citizen or gtfo.

>>140521269
This is why this shit pisses me off. They get in with lesser requirements, get scholarships, and then act outraged that they might get kicked out after gaming the system nonstop. We all know that the daca kids aren't going back, it's just the fucking entitlement while they ducking disenfranchised American citizens.

>>140522028
So instead of heading on the path of citizenship, you willfully signed up for DACA. Now you complain you can't become a citizen because you took the easiest path possible by signing up for DACA. That's your bloodline, taking the easiest path in life possible. I don't feel sorry for you at all.

>>140522028
>I pay taxes
>I deserve
Not an argument. Just fuck off or end your life, you son of traitors and jewish puppets destroying their land for muahh children should have it better, somewhere else. Cowards! you to btw.

>>140520229
Great, now an AMERICAN can get a job as a marketing executive once your beaner ass gets sent back where you belong.

But really, with Trumps merit system you will be high on the list to gain citizenship since you speak fluent english, have a degree, and work.

THEN BECOME A FUCKING CITIZEN.

>>140520229
>DEFERRED ACTION for childhood arrivals
>DEFERRED
>ACTION

Soon.

>>140520229
You had over 25 years to become a citizen. At some point you have to place the blame for your current situation on yourself.

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>>140520229
Why do you and your shit skin women smell like shit? And why do you people shit so often? is it cause of your daily consumption of beans?

>>140520229

awesome story
i heard the literal same exact shit on NPR radio

you are nothing
you represent only 0000.1% of people in your situation.
what about the rest of your people?
do you really expect your bullshit story to excuse the millions of idiots your corrupt government has littered upon us?

your story is bullshit
go fuck yourself

>>140522339
fuck you bitch

>>140521815

Nope. I began working at the age of 16, saved every penny, paid my way through college in my 20's and graduated with zero debt.

>>140521581
>I do not want to leave the only life I know for 17 years.
Please stop, my penis can only get so erect

>>140520229
28/ FUcking years and you didn't care to get the citizenship ?

>>140522261
>Trump's touchback amnesty
Trump implied it on the campaign. He just needs to just fucking say it again so the GOP can do just what Romney wanted. Gangbangers can't come back, assimilated people back in.

>>140522261
Why couldn't an American have been hired as a marketing executive instead of OP in the first place? Did you ever consider it's the fact, that whoever hired him, thought he was the most qualified applicant? People on /pol/ spend literally their entire fucking day scapegoating their failed, miserable sad lives on anybody who doesn't share the same skin color and then placates their anger with the accomplishments of other whites. Go fuck yourself serf.

>>140520229
when will you go back?

>>140522517
Did you pay international tuition rates?

Or did you get in-state tuition because you abused a system?

>>140522517
>woops I forgot to mention the thousands I was awarded in grants
>totally did it on my own
>grants that could have gone to actual citizens
>pls dont send me home gringo

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>>140521581
It'll be cool. I'm sure the country you're from is amazing. Like, really diverse n stuff. I'm sure it's not a third world shit hole or anything like that. You'll love it there.

But if it is a third world shit hole, then why the fuck do you think we'd want anyone from there living here. Let alone the multitude of retards that have come here illegally.

You have to fucking go back, so that the US doesn't turn into a complete shit hole like the one that shat you out.

You should probably kill your parents and then kys.

Good hombre

>>140520796
Fucking kek
>stop right there criminal scum

Don't worry Op, they won't send you anywhere but to get a citizenship.

>>140522192
And they keep bragging about paying taxes like that's something special, like the definition of "American" is "taxpayer." We all have to pay taxes. Unless you're wealthy (in which case you're taking a good job from an American), you're taking more back out in government services than you're paying in, like everyone else who isn't rich, so who cares? Americans don't like paying taxes, so acting like it's a joy for you just makes you seem that much more foreign. Or a liar, which is more likely.

>>140522674
>illegal
>bachelor's degree
>marketing EXECUTIVE <5 years out of college

In no way was he the most qualified.

>insinuating that daca will be completely gone
you do realize congress has the authority to keep it, change it or remove it. If any liberal actually understands this they can jump on board and actually make daca a legal system compared to Barack Bin Lauden's unconstitutional executive order.

More than likely they will keep it senpai.

>>140521153
>a sense of entitlement has crept into the demands of DREAM Act aspirants
Hit the nail on the head. Fuck these freeloaders.

>>140520229

Seeing how jealous these /pol/fag Trumpcucks you triggered is fucking ACE. Thanks for that!

Anyway, if you're deported why don't you move to Canada or Europe or someplace like that? You don't have to go back to your old country. Maybe to what, get a passport?

If you have a Master's Degree there are job all around the world for you. Leave this country full of bitter cunt Republicans behind.

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>>140522497

DEFERRED Action for Childhood Arrivals.

de·fer1
dəˈfər/Submit
verb
past tense: deferred; past participle: deferred
put off (an action or event) to a later time; postpone.


That later time has come. I mean.. It's in the name, you had to know this was coming. At this point you're an adult and should have gotten your shit together to stay or returned home to your country.

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>>140520229
>I’m a faggot. Ask me anything.

attention whore elsewhere cunt.
sage goes in the options field

>>140522674
A. My life is awesome
B. Diversity quotas and affirmative action disenfranchise whites.
C. Requirements for college admission are much lower for Hispanics
D. Neck yourself faggot

Hopefully you can put those skills to good use in your own country. I believe in you!

>>140520229
Bye bye. Thanks for driving up the cost of education for those of us here legally.

>>140522677
>when will you go back?
No clue. The fate is in Congress' hands.

>>140522678
>Did you pay international tuition rates?
Nope. I paid normal rates.

>>140520229
You have to go back

>>140520229
GIB NAME AN ADDRESS WILL SEND ICE SOON

>>140520229
>When I was four years old my parents woke me up and told me I was going on an airplane ride.
>Board airplane with tourist visa.
>Arrive in California.
>Been here ever since.
Would you do the same with your own kids?

>>140520229
>not legally but in my heart.
Why have you not applied to be a US citizen, and lose the weight of your foreign clay? If you were born and raised here, you are western...why do you not try to make it official?

>>140520229
in the 27 years that you were here , why did you or your shit parent not get citizenship

If the USA does not enforce its laws then everyone is gonna fucking come and bring their fucking kids to the United States and bring their fucking thrid world problems with them. Fuck off and dont come back.

>>140520745
Why? Anyone can become a partial citizen, so why not a daca member

>>140523071
don't forget driving down wages for inflating the workers market by his sheer presence, enabling libtards like King Nigger and creating arguments for diversity. All those DACA patriots deserve the bullet, not a one way ticket home.

>>140523086
Well good job being a deceptive leech.

Fucking wetbacks, get lost. Nobody wants you shit skins here, nobody likes you, you're a disease that has spread like a plague and we mean it.

how do you know they are your real parents?

you were abducted by criminals

your family wants you back


give them my love

adios

>>140520229
Kill yourself Juan. You are not an American and you never will be.

>>140520229
Not really your fault you are there, I understand.
But you are there ILLEGALLY understand that. You living there us costing the average hardworking taxpayer money.

>>140522968
We have those signs in remote places where people usually speed.

>>140520229
This is all your parents fault why are you mad at the government enforcing it's law?

>>140520229

>Be Me
>Come to US as tourist at 14
>realize parents want to stay
>Great
>Turn 18
>Realize I am not entitled to anything
>work like a dog
>pay taxes
>Obey the law
>Never apply for welfare, scholarship, assistance of any kind
>No college
>Be 24
>Meet American QT
>"Look, I'm sorry, but I'm illegal"
>She understands
>Wants to marry
>I let her know I wouldn't want it for Green card only
>She understands wants to marry
>I agree.
>We marry.
>Immediately submit paperwork necessary
>Follow the law, go back to my country
>SHIT TIER COUNTRY
>MFW I want to be US'ian
>Pay heavy filing fees
>Pay attorney fees
>Wait two years
>Back in the US
>All papers are green
>Get Green Card
>Happy as fuck
>File more paperwork
>Wait 5 years
>file more paperwork
>Become naturalized citizen
>total investment: 18 years and over $20,000
>Go to college at 30
>Get degree at 35

NOW we are planning to have children.

SO YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR MOTHER, YOUR FATHER, YOUR DEGREE, YOUR SHIT LIFE, AND ALL OF YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DACA PIECES OF SHIT, I HOPE YOU ALL DIE.

GO FUCKING DIE IN A MOTHERFUCKING DITCH. YOU DO **NOT** GET TO EASE YOUR WAY INTO AMERICA BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING CHILD. FUCK YOUR LIFE AND FUCK YOU PIECE OF ENTITLED SHIT.

>>140520229
be me
US burger
came to germany
fought and received resident visa and work permission
learned german
after 5 yrs received permanent residency
my kids now can live and work here

SO GO FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BEANER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>140523086
If you can't get citizenship here, why not try for some other first world country. Most of Europe would be happy to accept you. You can work there for 17 years and then come back.
Also M or F?

>WAAAHHHH
>I DO NOT KNOW MY HOME COUNTRY
>I DO NOT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE

>EXCEPT I DO HAVE TONS OF FAMILY BACK HOME
>AND I DO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE, BECAUSE MY PARENTS SPEAK IT AT HOME, CONSTANTLY AND EXCLUSIVELY

>>140523349
Your a nigger too mate

>>140523349
Can you imagine all of the legal immigrants just rounding up DACA faggots and throwing them over the border? How can anyone support DACA when its a fucking slap in the face to the people who wait years and spend thousands to become citizens. I get angry thinking about it and my descendants came over hundreds of years ago.

>>140523106
>Would you do the same with your own kids?
I would not. I curse my parents for doing that to me.

>>140523121
>Why have you not applied to be a US citizen
Because like I stated before, the way my old country works, I would have to move back to my old country and wait 17 years for paperwork to be filed. I'd rather live illegally in the USA because I know nothing of my old country. The USA is the only home I know.

>>140520229
Will you please kys?

>>140520229
>I'm way different from the average DACA recipient
Sucks that we have to get rid of you, but you have to go. Reapply to immigrate legally this time, you sound like you'd be a good addition

>>140523645
>I would have to move back to my old country and wait 17 years for paperwork to be filed.

A proper punishment for leeching off the US for 17 years.

You had 27 years to get your citizenship.
You deserve to come back home, Pablo.

>>140520229
>be you
>be half monkey
>parents make me commit crime
>we get punished
>we too uncivilized to understand
No wonder they don't want you

>>140523542

>your

Kill yourself you piece of retarded shit. You're allegedly "American" and I have a better grasp of English than you.

Not to mention, my heritage is European. Chances are, you're the fucking nigger, so hang yourself.

Come to Finland bring your sisters :)

>>140520229
why didnt you apply to become a citizen

>>140523339

I never once said I'm mad at the government for enforcing laws on me. The USA has every right to be mad at me. I'm an illegal. I get that. It's my parents' fault.

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>>140523542
>You're
You fucking double digit IQ nigger.

>>140520229
Go back and enter like the rest of us. You should have a better chance. Your parent should have done that.

>>140523581
Same.

The difference between new and old immigrants is the following:

The original immigrants took wild risks, they weren't going to a well established wildly rich nation.

They fought and died in countless wars for the development of the nation and its interests.

The new immigrants came because they are greedy. That's the part people neglect. GREED is why people come to modern America.

>Oh I'm a doctor in India, I should go to America where I can make 10x the money
>Oh I'm poor in my home country, I should go to America where I can make 10x the money
>Oh I'm a rich foreigner, I should go to America where I can launder 10x the money

>>140523879
>I never once said I'm mad at the government for enforcing laws on me.

Here is the problem, the government wasn't enforcing the laws and you didn't complain. Now they are and here you are. Complaining.

>>140523349
The difference is you found a woman who was willing to help you. I haven't.

>>140523879
Answer me shill ;_;
>>140523385

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>>140520229
Someone already mentioned it but self deport(with a plan) then re-apply legally. It seems like you are actually creating a life for yourself here and value being an american.
>http://www.alllaw.com/articles/nolo/us-immigration/steps-become-american-citizen.html
Get to work illegal anon.

So many DACA spic aliens on this board nowadays, crazy how that works

Fuck off shill

>>140523766
This.

>>140523673
Na, I like living.

>>140520229

If I were you I'd be pissed at my parents and Obama for lying to you.

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>>140523993
Then fuck a /pol/tard, they all love the cock.

>>140520229
You're already employed, might as well apply for a work visa and then work on citizenship.
Getting a job is the hardest part of immigrating, so you're already set.

>>140524050
M

>>140522517

Doubt it. Even still, you have a nice American education which should count for something in Mexico.

>>140522836
This. Affirmative action makes me highly suspicious of every minority professional. With whites and asians I at least know that they had to work hard to achieve something. Spics, nogs and women? ... no comment

>>140524305
Why not apply for citizenship in another first world country.
Also, you mentioned California... A-are you cute?

>>140524337
Yeah I also doubt this.

I worked through college too.

It barely put it dent in my debt because living costs are so high on top of tuition.

>>140520229
Have you applied for Citizenship? i understand it takes a long time. 5yrs for me but was told could take up to 10 when i applied for mine.

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>>140520229
Sorry anon, it's your parents fault.
Your parents fucked you over, be mad at them not the law.

>>140524515
Because he is a beaner and his parents were poor he got a nice hefty grant every year. Probably only left him with a couple grand in debt every year.

>>140520229
That sucks bro. Have you ever told your parents they are complete pieces of shit for guaranteeing you'll be forcefully removed within the next few months?

>>140520869
>that pic
>implying I would feel anything but joy if I saw anyone there get catapulted into the Atlantic and told to swim back to the middle east

>>140522028
>Altered SS card
Shiggydiggy

>>140520229
Blame your Parents - Not America

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>>140520229
>>Be me.
>>31 years old.
>>Born in Latin America (not Mexico).
>>When I was four years old my parents woke me up and told me I was going on an airplane ride.
>>Board airplane with tourist visa.
>>Arrive in California.
>>Been here ever since.
>>I have never left the USA.
>>I remember close to nothing of my old country.
>>I earned my Bachelor’s degree a few years ago and I begin a Master’s program in a few months.
>>I have a career as a marketing executive thanks to DACA.
>>I was able to purchase a car and get a driver’s license thanks to DACA.
>>I have paid taxes every year since I was 16 years old, when I got my first job at McDonald’s.
>>I have never had an altercation with police.
>>I still speak a little Spanish, but English is my #1 language.
>>I consider myself American and the USA is my country, not legally but in my heart.

Hey, look at it this way. Somebody is going to be forced to live in a country they aren't familiar with. AND IT SHOULD BE YOU.

My parents didn't break any laws, my family has been in this country since the 18th century. You have to go.

>>140521581
Why did you go to college? You could just print out someone else's degree, doctór it with your name and use that instead.

>>140520229
You haven't answered the most important question: Why should America let you stay?

>>140524394
Affirmative action needs to go like 15 years ago

>>140520229
I sympathize with you as an individual, but my position on policy is still this: you have to go back. No anecdotes will change the fact that over the last two generations the non-hispanic white American population has gone up in raw numbers by less than 25%. In that same time period the number of hispanics has increased by almost 600%. You are part of a major population shift that the federal government should have been putting a stop to for decades.

Op is full of shit

I think we are going to see a lot of these bait threads

>>140524481
Yes, I'm good looking.

>>140524337
>Doubt it.
doubt all you want. I saved every dollar and only took two or three classes at a time. I lived rent free and I also didn't have a car so all my money went to paying for my classes. It took me almost 10 years to get a degree but I did it and graduated with no debt.

>>marketing executive
Oh yeah? What company? I'm in woodland Hills and I'm looking to relocate. Sounds like there'll be an opening soon.

>>140524589
I have not because it would take a minimum of 17 years for me.

>>140520229
Good. Use that knowledge and help build the country of your ancestors. If you dont make that sacrifice, noone will.

>>140524660

No doubt LULAC or some other Hispanic-oriented scholarship foundation picked up the rest of his tab.

>>140524643

I am mad at my parents. I am not mad at the law. Why does everyone in this thread keep thinking I'm mad at the law?

Why does everyone think this is a bad thing? It might be hard for a few years but YOUR HOME COUNTRY NEEDS YOU. You will be one the most educated persons there. You can make a difference and help humanity progress as a whole.

>>140521581
You are a fucking lying shithead

>>140524910
Use some of your shekels and make a fake marriage if everything else fails. Risky but still the best option.

>>140520229
Would you prefer having DACA around as something that could be taken away at any moment or would you rather congress actually work something out for you? Naturally, congress working something out is a hypothetical.

>>140520229

You are welcome. My tax dollars supported your education. Now take that education back to Mexico and make it better.

>>140520229
I hope you stay.

>>140524910
>It took me almost 10 years to get a [four-year] degree

What a great addition to our country.

>>140520229
DACA was never supposed to be a path to citizenship. You should've taken those steps separately yourself.

>>140520229
why latin america is shit? because full of latinos

>>140520229
>not legally
/thread

>>140525211

He just wants to stay, no matter how that happens.

>>140525095
So your parents are still illegals, correct? Or does DACA somehow include them?

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>>140522028
Kek, stealing/forging SSN information. Can't blame your parents for that one, Paco. You have to go back.

>>140525103
That's the thing. If all these educated people are so great they could go back to their countries they would have a better understanding of HOW to make their countries better.

>>140524910
>10 years
So, did you take so long because you thought it would be harder to deport you if you were enrolled?

>>140520869
700000 new job openings if Trump ends DACA. That's like a 2% increase to employment.

>>140520229
Get out.

>>140525103
>Why does everyone think this is a bad thing?

They are not targeting illegal migrants. They are targeting illegal migrants that cannot work and cannot evade capture. The US government and their controllers in industry want adult illegal migrants to undercut domestic labour and to resist unionisation and strikes. The children are just the easiest, cheapest target.

>>140525591
And apparently they ARE jobs Americans want to do, like marketing executive.

>>140521581
Yes, we should let you stay while the people who are trying to come legally have to wait 17 years.

Pack your backs paco, you're going home.

>>140520955
Good question. What the hell was the point of it? Would it have been more humane to deport back then? (IDK, just asking questions to get all sides on this.)

>>140520229
you have to go back

>>140520229
>I'm a selfish piece of shit that refuses to get my papers in proper order

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>>140520229
Why are you not a citizen? You've had a while

>>140524765
>Why should America let you stay?

My parents fucked me over and I shouldn't be punished for what they did to me. I shouldn't be forced to move to a country I know nothing about. Also, I have never caused trouble, I have given lots to the economy, and I really am an upstanding person.

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>>140520229
>31 years
>still illegal
you deserve all this

>>140520229

All that time spent here and you never thought to make it official? That's on you.

Ayo
>enters country illegally
I love this place!
>steals SSN
I love Americans
>displaces American worker
I work hard
>take 10 years for a degree
I'm one of you!
>tells everyone they are racist
You're not heartless right guys?
>continue to break every law possible for their own self preservation with no regards for the optics or effects of their selfish behavior

...ok maybe you're one of us

But you still have to go

>>140525670
The "job Americans aren't willing to do" line should always be followed by "for slave wages"

>>140525154
What part am I lying in?

>>140520229
>been in US since you were fucking FOUR and still didn't apply for legal residency
Get deported, shitskin.

>>140525211
I'd rather have Congress work something out.

>>140520229
Lets say that we agree that DACA's who have integrated, are not criminals, who owe no loyalty to any other country, and who love America, should be given an expedited way to become citizens.

What should be done with their criminal parents? Should they be given amnesty until their charges come of age? And then put in prison to pay for their crimes? Exported?

>>140525308
Yes, that was the only way I could pay my way through college.

>>140525918
Well clearly "muh liberal guilt" is not an acceptable reason for Americans to do anything because there essentially is no limit whatsoever to the outrageous things liberals are willing to demand in this regard. Asking for sympathy is only going to result in the opposite.

What would think of Trump's merit based immigration system? If you as you imply have something of value to contribute to America why not put that to the test?

>>140520997
Bump.

>>140525453
My parents are legal. We moved to the US with my siblings. My siblings married US citizens and then helped my parents out. My parents or siblings cannot help me out.

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>>140520229
>not legally but in my heart

>>140526081
Yeah, who's social security number are you using?

>>140525564
It took me 10 years because I was working in shit tier minimum wage jobs so I had to pay college little by little.

>>140524910
>I lived rent free

You mean you lived with 15 other people in a 2 bedroom house while sharing a bed with Juan and Paco alternating 8 hours shifts.

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>>140520229

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrj3-MhbEmY

>>140521581
it takes 17 years and you've been here for 17 years. Does it suck knowing that you could be a citizen by now?

>>140520229
I need your job. Fuck off back to the jungle.

>>140526661
Like I'm sure you're fake as fuck, but even if this were true you would have been kicked out of college for taking so long.

Most colleges have a satisfactory academic progress policy. I knew people who were put on academic probation for taking 5 years.

>>140524992
But the sooner you start the better off you will be you are 31 if you had done it when you 18 like i did you would only have like 3 yrs left I can feel sad for you when i myself and my family did it the right way. I know the fear of going someplace You cant remember but if you get a lawyer your time away will be vary minimal of that i only had to spend 6 mos in Honduras I wish all you DACA kids would man the FUCK UP!!! and just follow the Law
the BS 10-20 years thing just you being lazy the sooner you do it the sooner its over

>>140526262
That's the subject I cannot get answers on, what about the parent(s)? Are they still here illegally? How did they make it all those years, for example, using OP's alleged scenario, he's 31, came here when 4, so parent(s) here illegally 27 years? That's not okay to many citizens.

>>140526370
I like the merit based system.

>>140520229
What do you dream about?

>>140521581
You could've sacrificed 4 years of your life in the military and gotten a shot at citizenship there and paid college. Nobody ever takes this route because they're fucking pussies.

>>140524992
>I'm an upstanding person!
>I refuse to do the right thing, it would be hard

You MUST go back.

>>140526817
Not true. I completed my lower division at a community college, and then my upper at a state college.

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>>140522028
>altered

bye bye dumb faggot

30 years and you didn't change your status, you deserve it

I bet if immigration read a statement about how someone left at 18, went back home after learning their parents fucked them over, and then applied for citizenship legally they would gasp, shit themselves, and process that guy so fast

>>140523197
because illegal immigrants due to their uprising don't have the best interests of the nation at heart

>>140527157
That's still an issue, satisfactory academic progress is based on both time AND credits, so by transferring in credits and then taking 8 years you'd be in even more trouble

>>140522028

Social Security Act 208

> (8) discloses, uses, or compels the disclosure of the social security number of any person in violation of the laws of the United States;
shall be guilty of a felony and upon conviction thereof shall be fined under title 18, United States Code, or imprisoned for not more than five years, or both.


Bragging about committing a felony. Go back to where you came from you criminal.

>>140525095
Because you want to keep breaking it.

>>140525918
>it was terrible that my parents broke the law. Anyways, I should benefit from the positive repercussions but be able to avoid the negative ones.
Fuck off. Go back.

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>>140526852
This is nonsense, if we are agreeing that it would indeed take 17 years of living in another country, and that is not guaranteed. Then no sane person is going to take that bet, better to continue looking for a wife or hope an expedited way opens up. We are talking maybe being able to retire as a US citizen at 17 years. How does the even work when my the time your request has been processed you probably have a wife and 5 kids. This guy could have grandkids before he becomes an American, he almost certainly will not want to leave everything and move to America then.

>>140520521
As sad as it your parents, or you knew what you were doing was illegal.

>>140520521
Good. You're a criminal and you deserve to be punished.

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>hurr Durr my idiot parent broke the law and now there are consequences whaa whaaaa

YOU
HAVE
TO
GO
BACK

Hey OP

ill marry you

but i know youre lying about this

im male btw and not gay

>>140527009
Reported for degeneracy.

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>>140520229
Tell me what part of LA you live in so I can blow your head off with my carbine and your parents.

My family has been in this state since 1780. It's fucken people like you who ruined MY goddam STATE. I can't even fucken drive past 3pm on any freeway because people like you POUR OVER HERE AND THINK IT'S OKAY. I can't even live here anymore and my family pretty much HELPED CREATE THIS STATE.

>>140520229
Marketing degree.... masters program... you're trying to join a class of workers that's borderline productive and at worst drying out and parasitic.
Ironic.
I don't pity you any more than a dreamer that graduated hs and pumps gas. Nations extend rights to citizens. You are not a citizen.
Go home. Come back the same way everyone else legally emigrated. There's nothing special about your scenario.

>>140520229

So go back and apply for citizenship if you're such a wonderful "american".

>>140520229

Did you steal an identity? Got a forged social security card?

>>140520229
>Be exclusion to the rule

>>140520229
Better brush up on the Spanish faggot.

>>140520229
You have to go back

>>140527691
hurr durr m-muh rebort, fuck off

>>140521581
>and wait 17 years to get processed. Yes, 17 years.
Yea, its pretty shitty when EVERYONE ON THE PLANET is trying to apply for citizenship for your country.

Youd think that they would all just put forth the effort of improving their own countries instead of trying to use cheat codes to skip the grinding levels

>>140525472
This, not only is that a huge crime in itself, it proves your just like your parents and give 0 fucks to respecting our laws, customs and whoever's identity you fucked with during the SSN gig. Your not just a criminal by your parents hands, your a criminal by your own hands. In fact your crime is worse than your parents, you def have to go back.

>>140520229
So you've been an illegal for 27 years and haven't done jack shit to fix that.
Fuck off.

>>140522028
Identity theft is a felony.

>>140520229
Sounds like you are upset with your parents for forcing you to take part in a crime you couldn't comprehend the consequence of at the age you were and are now suffering the consequences of their disrespect for another countries set of laws. I suggest you contact your parents and inform them of your displeasure with the outcome of their illegal actions that have affected you, but if it makes you feel any better, it was only a matter of time and their efforts to better your life by illegal means were futile and lead to the same result; you and them stuck in your third world home that you have such a passion for.

>>140522005
Also, many people that say "paid taxes" and "filing taxes" can say it legit, however, remember that usually means many people received a refund well beyond what they paid, due to--ah crud I forget what it is called, where if you are lower income you actually qualify for a large payment in addition to the regular refund--so important to keep this in mind too.

>>140527788
I did not steal an identity. I had a personal, real social security card but a red stamp over it said "Not suitable for work." When I was a teenager I erased the red stamp with a special rubber eraser.

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>>140520229
get the fuck out, cunt

>>140522028
>I have paid my taxes every year since I was 16 by using an altered Social Security card.
Thanks for the admission of guilt

>Adios amigo

>>140520229
>"I paid my taxes"
You clearly haven't since you have been able to achieve your bachelor's degree in record timing for someone of your disposition.
Well, I'll be generous and say you have, but it won't be NEARLY as high of a tax as many other people.
Fucking leave.

>>140520521
No way, no way! Go away, Jose.

>>140521581
So.. you jump the line while someone else waits. Do you see why people find you to be selfish and entitled? Do you see why there are so little fucks to give towards your kind?

>>140527997
No, you don't understand

He paid taxes!

Every year!

AND went to college!

AND he studied how to exploit people for money!

Someone got rejected because he got accepted, that totally means he's entitled to stay.

He EARNED it.

>>140520229
how can you live here for 27 years and not bother gaining legal status? Confirming the lazy parasite stereotype all by yourself..

OP here. I will always love the USA. Even if I get deported I will never forget my life here in the only country I've ever known. I'm leaving the thread in a minute. Any last questions?

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>>140528045
>When I was a teenager I erased the red stamp with a special rubber eraser
From what I've seen from you in this thread, its almost as if you actually believe that erasing that stamp entitles you to citizenship. lol.

>>140525095
Because you obviously created this thread to garner sympathy hoping to influence our views of DACA. You are the worst kind of spic, a kike spic.

>>140528337
Are you also leaving the states?

JK I feel bad for u Paco. But maybe you'll be a great asset to your home country. You'll live like a king.

>>140528337
Where do you live. The day of the rope I'm killing anyone who ever knew you and every go dam person in this state that came after 1965.

>>140528337
>Any last questions?
why dont you do us all a favor and just deport yourself already?

>>140528524
I unironically think about moving to another country all the time and BLEACHING a young woman, my degree and white privilege should help me climb the ladder pretty quickly

>>140526541
Huh? So they became legal after you turned 18? Prior to 18 you would have been included, correct?

So that's still almost 15 years they lived here illegally.

>>140520229
I'm so glad you are leaving. My empathy has been completely destroyed by entitled illegals and homeless people.

>>140525288
How is paying tuition for six additional years cheaper? I sense a disturbance in your narrative. Tuition at 4 year colleges is flat rate, not based on unites per semester juan

>>140528337
Just one last question;

Are you gonna live stream your deportation? You could make some money like that.

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>>140527496
Hahahaha. Nice.

>>140526892
From what I understand they have defacto Amnesty, even when the DACA grows up and moves out. But I do not get the impression that they get the whole work visa thing that the DACA gets.

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>>140526541
>parents are legal
I smell bs.

>>140528682
>why dont you do us all a favor and just deport yourself already?

Because I don't desire that.

>>140520229
Why do you think you have the right to be here?

Do you resent the hell out of your parents for being criminals? When are you leaving?

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>>140528813
Nobody cares about what you want dude

>>140528808
Don't help them lie better lol

>>140520229
Sounds like you will be a great asset to Mexico!
MAKE MEXICO GREAT FOR ONCE!

I hope Zuckerberg's business collapses from this

>>140520955
>>140525688
Because it's there to set a precedent that we are now experiencing. "oh no we have 800,000 people who have worked here for 20 years okay they're citizens now". Thank God for Trump for nipping it in the bud.

>>140528766
>Are you gonna live stream your deportation?

Yes, I have a youtube channel I rarely use. I'd be willing to do it as a historical record.

>>140520229
shouldn't have come illegally dumbass. Mods, send their ips to the gov and get these fuckers deported.

>>140528397
Erasing the stamp does nothing since they process your SSN through a database and never see the actual card.
You are either a criminal piece of shit or a liar criminal piece of shit.

>>140527926
>Yea, its pretty shitty when EVERYONE ON THE PLANET is trying to apply for citizenship for your country.
Why would anyone besides lazy mexicans want to go to the US?

>>140528987
Jesus, I can't wait. Oh wait, is that your name?

>>140529100
>>140528397
excuse me, not you i meant to respond to OP

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>>140526541
Sorry bro but you are gonna have to return to Mexico and get back in legally. It will be shitty but not as hard for you as others who do not have legal relatives to sponsor them.

>>140520229
my entire family has paid taxes their entire lives including my grandparents. why do you 'deserve' to stay here?

>>140520229

Get the fuck outta here, Pablo.

>>140529241
The Alamo now get the fuck out

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>>140520229

You've had at least a decade to become a legal resident, yet you've passed the opportunity up. I feel literally zero sympathy for you or any other illegals in this country who have been parading around as if the American reconquista is right around the corner. I can bet your parents or their friends were some of the degenerates waving their Mexican flags in San Jose and rioting durign the Trump rally.

Time to pack, Paco.

>>140520338
Fpbp

>>140528199
fuck off reddit

>>140520229
you have to go back, Mexico or not. Home is calling you back. GTFO ASAP!

>>140521436
>I think, also, we should invest some money in cleaning up Mexico and lower parts of Latin America, they sure as fuck won't do it.
Maybe they will after we throw a bunch of decent people down there.

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>>140528045
>Breaks the law again
Okay now you lost every last bit of sympathy i had for you. Go back.

You've had a quarter of a century to get citizenship.

What the fuck has stopped you?

>>140520229

Good thing you got a nice degree. You can take that knowledge back to your home country and help them turn it around instead of leaching off of those that already made it.

>>140520229
fuck the fucking US of fucking A!

>>140520868
This

>>140520455
>FDR is laughing

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>>140529101
There's actually this phenomenon known as brain drain where high IQ, well educated "people" from third world countries immigrate to the US rather than stay in their home country. Its funny since progressives want to help out shitskins by opening up immigration, when immigration is the very thing that's tremendously hurting third world countries. LOL

>>140529193
I figured ;)

>>140520229
>I earned my Bachelor’s degree a few years ago and I begin a Master’s program in a few months.
>>I have a career as a marketing executive thanks to DACA.
>>I was able to purchase a car and get a driver’s license thanks to DACA.
Why is it bad that you can now take these talents earned in the land of the free and make what ever hellhole you ran from great ?

>>140520229
did your parents pay taxes?

how the fuck did you pay taxes without a social security number?

fuck off liar

>>140529425

>hides real flag

>>140520229
I hope you stay in the US. Our borders should always be open to qualified individuals that want to live in our country, protect and live our constitution, and push us to a better tomorrow. Anything that hurts the US's intelligence and soft power is an affront to hurting the US's power itself.

I wrote in to my congressman about voting against that bullshit.

You got a guy by your corner, latinobro

>>140523645
how many US citizens get a free ride in your country of origin?

>>140520229
Here's my question.
Will you get the fuck out on your own volition so we don't have to waste money deporting yourself you entitled little fuck?

>>140520229
you have to go back beanbreath

>>140520229
I am a red blooded gringo, I lived in latin america for 3 years, don't be such a pussy

>>140520229
>AMA
Why haven't you moved back to your homeland yet and when will you?
>I got good grades, therefore I can break the law, the thread.

Sorry pal, but the law is the law. Congress has to change the law. And if they really care about you, then they will vote to keep you. But they won't vote to keep you, because doing so would cost them seats. You need to face the facts that Politicians really don't want you unless they can exploit you. As soon as exploitation goes out the window because they have to legalize your or send you back, and face the consequences for whichever choice they make instead of dumping the responsibility on an unconstitutional order by a president who is untouchable, then you'll find no support here.

Statistically, there's only a small amount of intelligent people born to any population. Lots of countries are shit and stay shit forever because greedy fucks leave instead of staying home and building up their homelands. Your homeland needs you a lot more than we need you. Go back, help your own kind. It isn't all about you.

>>140523879
then why are you on here looking for sympathy?

>>140529629
Thank you!

>>140520229
BAIT

Numbers don't match up

DACA inception 2012
Dreamer 31 trs old
Arrived when was 4 yrs old

Arrived 1985. Not DACA material.

Sorry. You lose because your parents are idiots. Amnesty was granted for anyone arriving in the US before 1982. You were born in 1981

>>140522028
that's fraud then, buh bye asshole

>>140520229
>not legally but in my heart
>not legally but in my heart
>not legally but in my heart
>NOT LEGALLY
...You are in USA for 27 fucking years and you're still there illegally? You could earn Bachelor's while not being legal? You pay taxes...illegally?

I don't get this anymore. Fuck you stupid Daca Tacos and fuck USA too.

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>>140529724

>Why haven't you moved back to your homeland yet and when will you?

ICE will decide the time and place

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>>140520229
You're an Illegal NOT a "dreamer"

>>140529752
I'm not looking for sympathy. Just thought I'd share about myself and see if anyone on /pol/ wanted to speak with "Dreamer."

>>140529629
Shut up fagget. Let him come to your state then and live in your backyard and effect the way you live.

>>140522028
kys bean

>>140529629
>qualified individuals that want to live in our country, protect and live our constitution, and push us to a better tomorrow

This is very vague, I wonder what you could really be saying.

>>140525918
stop being racist towards brown countries.
There's nothing wrong with countries south of the US border, Democrats assured me.

>>140523879
When you turned 18 and didn't go home it became your fault.

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>>140529629
>muh soft power
This guy had decades to get his fucking immigration status right. Kys for virtue signaling so pitifully.

>>140529969
>I dreamed of being a marketing whiz and making lots of money
Such a beautiful dream, truly you are a benefit to this nation

>>140520229
You owe American citizens a lot of money.

Here is hoping Trump makes you pay everything back.