How come hurricanes only have two genders?

just like god.

Stop it. Just, stop it already.

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>>140508440
Hurricanes have two personalities: the nicest breeze you've ever felt and a TWISTED FUCKING TORNADO

>>140508440
Please don't give them ideas

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>>140508780
No, give them ideas.
At this rate the last 2 people who still trust the media will stop taking them seriously.

What would you classify as a non binary gender name to give to a Hurricane?

>>140508440
Because the other ones usually kill themselves off.

>>140509509
In 2005 we had to start naming storms after Greek letters because we ran out of names on the list.
Does that count?

>>140508440
Not wearing eclipse glasses while watching the world burn

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>>140508440
Maybe hurricanes identify as the bitch from god

Maybe with their spinning arms they represent the flying spaghetti monster

Maybe they are the Pastafarians just saying hello in their own destructive way