HAPPENING

*commits Sudoku by hanging self and shooting back of head 5 times*

>>140503917

What is his endgame?

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JP = skippy?!

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>>140503917

>JP

>>140504555
What a complete faggot you are

>>140504836
>>140504809
Give me one good reason why he would be behind this?

>>140504932

Just kidding, it's not like he would put his initials if it was him either.

>>140504616
>>140504809
>>140504836
>>140504928

sage all replies... stop falling for the easy bait
>>140504932

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>>140503917
Bump

Even if he IS trolling. What is the end game? To get us to fall for it? People have died because of Clinton for less....so the joke/troll nonsense doesn't cut it for me.

MS here. This will be my only post. This is no LARP. I have legitimate connections to expensive labs, and have spent my own money on the best private detectives. Enjoy the ride, boys!

>>140505439
>What is the end game? To get us to fall for it?
>us
his end game is to have fun at the expense of morons like >(you)

>>140505516
What are you looking to find?

>>140503917
Can someone tell the story? What is he trying to prove with dna?

what's the point of having hillary's hair?
what am I missing
quick rundown

>>140505516
>>140505648

First day on /pol/ huh?

>>140505755
Reptilian DNA

>>140503917
Here's to hoping that Shkreli won't "kill himself with two gun shots in the back of his head" in the near future.

>>140505856
He's going to proof once and for all that she isn't human.

Stop LARPing with this no good schemer

I only come here when I'm shitting so I'm happy I won't be sticking around to see how this ends. Will check in tomorrow, if it's worth talking about, it will be here

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>>140503917
>JP
Just Pranks

>>140505958
You dont even know what that means.

>>140505878
He's going to prove once and for all that Hillary is half reptilian. This will finally make him an real hero

Didn't that "storage device" he had turn out to be an old bluetooth card or something? He's just trolling. Also I thought he was going to prison. What happened with that?

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>from JP
/ourguy/

>>140505878
I don't know, but I assume you can detect drugs in hair. She looks like a drunk to me, though. Maybe he can find traces of coke. She is retarded, so I'm not sure what any finding will reveal if she is hated by the majority of the population. Just let her run again, she will lose to a cat with a landslide.

>>140503917
He's going to use it for a Polyjuice Potion.

Wow, I can't use any other analogy for modern socio-political commentary but the children's book.

>>140505439
do you know what this guy is like, at all?

Voodoo incoming.

>>140503917
what the fuck is this? did he lose him marbles?

>>140503917
>trusting the pharma jew
not even once

Inb4 he establishes contact with the reptilian overlords

>>140503917
>>140504932
the note isn't from JP, the hair sample is

JP's hair not HRC

>>140503917
Hope he checks it for deseases. She seems to have some health problems. Would be nice to know she's terminal

>>140504555
Once he inflates the price of anti virals 10x you will regret going to that POZ party faggot.

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>>140504809

>>140506126
He has his goons watching his back

>>140506397
i thought this too haha

>>140507031
Imagine depending on pharma just to avoid a horrible death. You would be their slave. No doubt pharma has fostered the poz subculture. I've seen their ads, they make being poz look fine.

Didnt this faggot promise the wu tang clan album during the election like how Dotcom promised proof Seth Rich leaked the dem info. Both are just attention whores. Shkreli is fun to watch but dont let him fuck us over as he has done to literally every group he has worked with.

>>140503917
women are always adding extensions and wearing wigs and crap...

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>>140503917
/ourguy/ Jordan Peterson was on the case all along.

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>>140503917
>>140505516
my dude,
Are you interested in funding a movie about yourself?
>my team will work on it during your sentence.
>general bio,with the trial as the main conflict,your release would be the finale.

Could be fun broski

>>140506397
>>140507196
Thought the same

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>>140506397
>>140507196
>>140507377
>>140507470
it all makes sense now

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Bump

>>140506889
what a weird, sad shilling attempt

>>140506397
>he rushes to the lab with the tube of hair samples
>scientists all gathered around the microscope
>they gasp
>there's writing on them??
>wtf
>zoom in closer
>it's a rebuttal of post-modernism and cultural marxism written in 20 microns

>>140504555
Fuck off hillbot

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>>140507902

>>140506284
What did he mean by this?
I'm sure the skin she wears is a complex organic cover but perhaps they will find an anomaly.

Why does he have her hair?

I know the basics/pg8 but whats this for?

>>140507902
nice

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>>140507902

>>140503917
My cousin lives in DC and his best friend's dad works for the FBI. I can assure you that this is real and Mueller is freaking out.

>>140504555

Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.


You shan't tell others to sage.

>>140504555
No. We see this through.

wait, am i in a happening thread?

>>140509458
Maybe. But probably not.

gullible faggots are ridiculous
shkreli said it was a joke, a prank
still, conspiracy tards still belive it

>>140504616
>What is his endgame?

He's going to clone her and then molest his creation

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>>140509724
since when?
>you unhelpful faggot

>>140509724
Ok faggot. When?

>>140508574
My cousin died in Sandy hook and my Dad works for nintendo

>>140503917
SAGE. I thought he got into some shit he shouldn't have and everything was being sent on a plane to England last Friday at 11am?

Why would anyone give a shit about her DNA? Is it not human or something? Didn't he already post some of it on Twitter or some shit? What's the point of it all other than attention?

>>140514310
I dont know but these nwo globalist types are vey paranoid about dna sequencing. they literally shit into bags. the clintons and the bushes do it. they really dont want people to know their dna contents.

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>>140503917
You're welcome, you jew mudderfucker

>>140514795
It's true. I remember people trying to get a DNA sample from Obongo and finding it basically impossible to get.

That said, I don't really give a shit about Hilldog's DNA. What I want to see is Obama's and Chelsea Clinton's DNA. I don't think Barry Sr. and Bill are their fathers, respectively, and that would come out in the DNA tests.