Burger Hurricaust

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>>140488590
Top kek.

>>140488590
Hmmm...wonder who is hiding behind that flag...

>>140488590
thermo-ply is shit

>>140488852
Every single element is shit on that picture except maybe the doors LOL

Why build houses from crap like that? Even poorfags build from cement steel and bricks in real developed countries. Not trolling.

>>140488590
>jose coming to shit up America
Sounds like another normal day

>>140489915
Show your flag southamericanbro

We typically build with 2x4 and OSB instead of thermo-ply.

The isolation with the trademark is very ugly.
The industrial process of house construction have no soul.

>>140488590
Just another beaner coming here to shit all over us

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Don't worry America, the rest of the world can share our groundbreaking windproofing technology.

>>140490342
>We typically build with 2x4 and OSB
We only build doghouses from that.

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>>140488590
5% GDP growth incoming!

Why do burgers build their houses out off cardboard?

>>140492325

Because that's what burger containers are made from.

>>140488590
Houses made with plywood, LOL. Even China has higher building standards.

>>140488590


When you live in the path of Hurricanes so you build your houses out of Cardboard.
Hurricanes couldn't do shit to British houses.

>>140492325
It's cheap and plentiful. We get extreme weather in huge portions of the country so it's easier to rebuild. It's also very easy to remodel/renovate and upgrade.

>>140492325
>>140492447
That was even a Hurricane.
Some Amerifat just fell out of bed looking for a burger.

>>140492325
>>140492575
It's "more economic"
Than a little wind comes and they have to build a new shed

>>140492781
Or you just build it properly first time...

Lots of houses here are 200 years old and they are still solid.

>>140491973
Compared to the US your houses are doghouses.
Enjoy the favela

>>140490806
We have brick buildings, just not in areas with earthquakes so much.

Houses in Floirda are required to be able to withstand high winds. I think they learned after Andrew.

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>>140488590

Any ideas?

>>140492972
>UK
>extreme weather
Wow sure impressive for those houses to stand up against a slight drizzle

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Jose = Pepe

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>>140488590
TIL hurricanes are named in alphabetical order

>>140492781
I've went to sleep in the USA in one of these sheds during a tornado warning.

It seriously ain't fun.

Give me a brick house with 1.5m concrete foundations any day.

>>140492325

Because we have vast amounts of timber readily available. A brick structure isn't going to stand up to 180mph sustained. It needs to be reinforced concrete. Pretty much made completely of it. We also have shit called weather. The fuck does Europe have that compares to hurricanes/tornadoes?

>>140488590
Waaaaaaaait a minute here, this is what passes for a house back there? It's only plywood, plasterboard and some twigs, here it wouldn't be considered suitable as a kiosk in a temporary carnival.
And you really pay millions of dollars for that ??????

>>140492891
> It's "more economic"
>Than a little wind comes and they have to build a new shed

The shit inside that gets destroyed together with their cars cost more than the "house"

>>140492972
And we still have lots of houses from the Colonial Era, what's your point faggot?

>>140493085
Fucking kek

>>140492972
We have plenty of houses that were built hundreds of years ago. I just looked at a house built in 1908 and it seemed fine. Only real problem was that the asbestos roof was going to need some attention and that's a major pain in the ass.

People don't have the same interior preferences they had 50 years ago. These days it's all about open design, vaulted/high ceilings, kitchens with islands, etc. Houses built 50 years ago don't necessarily have that shit and it's easy to knock some walls down to open things up. Having doors compartmentalizing everything to control heating/cooling went out of style big time when central AC became a thing.

>>140493087
Do you have a fairy tale called The 3 Little Pigs???

Surely if you get severe weather, the more reason to build solid houses.

>>140493085
harvey
>kills 1 person
>causes some flooding

irma
>rapes Barbuda's communications
>so awesome that it breaks 140 knots and weather equipment without going full power
>its victim islands line up to die
>can encapsule islands inside its eye

>>140488590
>there's already another one coming called Jose.
Holy fucking shit, how many has there been?
Ironically this is funny as fuck

Footage of the storm in the Caribbean, you guys are fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0zMdI5d-Hs

>>140493194
Don't build temporary accommodation out of cardboard and it might be able to last for more than 20 years...

You just proved my point.

>>140493124
A tornado will destroy a brick house just the same. They tear the roofs off schools and municipal buildings all the time and those are typically used as storm shelters. If having a rebar reinforced double-thick cinderblock wall isn't enough your pile of rocks is just going to crumble.

>>140493569
Well most of the Colonial houses are in places that don't get fucked by hurricanes

>>140493481
They tried to Deport Jose, but he came back with a vengeance.

But climate change is a chinese liberal hoax! How could this be happening?

:^)

>>140493671
i'm going to die of laughter if the thing somehow makes it to mexico

>>140493736
Allen was on-par, and that was in the 80s.

>>140493662


...don't build houses near hurricane paths? It's not like the US is crowded for space.

>>140493861
Look at the models. It's gonna turn north and miss the Us coast.

Why do people keep talking about this like its a thing

>>140493159
what kind of roof compliments a concrete residential house? steel or wood framing with the hurricane strips

>>140494014
That's by far the dumbest solution I've ever heard of.

Congratulations bong

>>140493159
We have to live alongside the Swedish.

>>140490806
holy fuck yuropoors are dumb

>>140492750
ahahahahah they would obliterate them you fucking retard

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>>140493444

>>140494016
Because less than a week ago those same models predicted that it might hit NYC. Weather models aren't accurate past a couple days. This thing looks like it's going to hit Florida hard, but it's not a sure thing. It's something that's confirmed on a day after day basis.

>>140494014
Yeah we should abandon most of the eastern seaboard and the gulf because some houses might get flooded. We should also abandon huge portions of the plains due to Tornadoes, Large portions of the west because of droughts, and huge sections of the north because of blizzards/ice storms. We get extreme weather like Australia gets poisonous animals.

You're a fucking idiot.

>>140493401
>British "building" standards are based off of fairy tales

>>140494269
Change the chad irma "Lvl 5 highest possible" to "Lvl 6 off the fucking chart"

>>140492325
Mine is concrete, also not on a fucking hurricane coast

>>140488590
Just built a decent fucking house, not plywood and plastic and set a decent foundation.
>>140494069
Why is it tho. People living in the hurricane belt are retarded for those reasons.
"eh we just rebuilt every 12 months"

>>140488590
NO WAY!

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>>140493163
>here it wouldn't be considered suitable as a kiosk in a temporary carnival.

Yes American's, how can you travel and leave your home when anyone can just kick in your "wall" and get access to your precious dildo collection?

>>140494473
Hurricanes don't wreck every house. I've sat through multiple cat 2 storms that just took shingles off rooves and downed some power lines.

Houston is our fourth or fifth largest city, and it is not a centralized/planned city like Paris or an organic city like London (where the city has grown over time in accordance with the population trends). Houston grew fast, is too spread out, and will probably start getting shanty towns like Brazil or mexico city due to the floods of people still coming in. It lead to cardboard suburbs to be built, to fit the growing population, but with no central planning, a city that is built in a basin (similar to New Orleans) will get fucked by weather.

>>140492447
Kek

>>140493085
Ohhh, this is going to be spectacular!