CHECKMATE /POL/

>>140459183
>no argument
>but he made a funny xD

Next

FAWKIN' HOMERUN CHIPPAH
dvvvv dvvvv dvvvv

obsessing over the POTUS every day in order to get RATINGS is a load of KIKE shit

>>140459183
>Castrate
>Argentinians
>Cucks
>Already

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>DACA
>CACA
webm related

>>140459521
not for nothing but that shit is scary... i woulda had to scream like bitch if that ugly fuck did that to me

>>140459441
>That one brown kid who uses "cuck" in every sentence

stay poor my man

>>140459183
WEW /pol BTFO, lucky I saved that length of rope

>>140459183
Kicking out BEANERS makes our country CLEANER with less MISDEMEANORS

>>140459183
bump arge bro

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>>140459183
RUHNALD PLIMPF

>>140459183
DRUMPF BTFO

>>140459183

>allowing the legislature to write a law to deal with a problem instead of decreeing it like you're the king is bad

2 scoops of caca 1 cup

>>140459720
Do you have another slur that starts with "C"?

>>140459521
Bro this shit with the sound on makes me lose my sides everytime

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>>140459183
it's a load of SCOOPS

Beware the peepee poopoo man

>>140459183
WHOA DRUMPF GETTING IMPEACHED THIS MONTH SCREENCAP THIS

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ICONIC is the new #POERFUL

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>>140459965
girls are very weak and have to wear diapers because they can't control themselves

>>140460077
social media needs to die. i hope kim emps us all.

>>140459183
> 89K likes
> 30K retweets

people who use Twitter are genuinely mentally deficient

>>140460077
I think they mean ironic.

I think colbert is actually in love with Trump cause he talks about him every single day. Looks like colberts cockholster joke was actually a projection of his homolust for Trump, he wants to be Trump's cockholster.

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>>140459183

>>140459183

HA HA, foolish republicans.

Don't you know that borders are a thing of the past?
Read the communist manifesto already fuckers.
GOOOSH it's 2014 sweeties!

>>140459863
Colombian

>>140459183

A load of CACA in the dreamers' mouths as they return to whence they came from.

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WELL?

>>140459521
See? DACA will let more kids like this stay here. Look at that retarded little Indio fucker. Eyes just dead. No soul. Not even human. No idea what the fuck he's even doing

>>140460425
Chilean

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>>140460077
LGBT-LowIQ-BBQ-GAGF.
Did I miss anyone?

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There is no repeal
DACA is an executive action and can rescinded by the executive

First two scoops and now this!

BLUMPF IS FINISHED

>>140460487
Ottoman Turkey

>>140460487
South Africa? Is real? I give up

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j-j-just #ICONIC

>>140460487
Every nigger country in Africa?

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>>140460139

This is a social experiment that could, if done well, turn out to be the most informative prank EVER.
Girls are constant followers and victims for attention. If enough guy GENUINELY tried to make out that they were into girls in diapers, girls would start developing "diaper fetishes" and uploading pictures of themselves in diapers.
Celebrities showing up to award ceremonies wearing diapers, politicians trying to stay cool wearing diapers too, people walking round the street wearing diapers.
Imagine if the diaper became a "protest" against MAGA???

"No MAGA, just GAGA"
#Diaperdreamers.

>>140460713
No, they'll deport both of you

>>140459183
POOP JOKES XDDDDDDDD

>>140459183
Wow, that is some thought provoking, undeniable wisdom.
Thanks, mongoloid!

>>140460487
Rwanda?

>>140460599
I mean unrironically though. We're not illegally entering your country in droves to work in prostitution and drug dealing so I doubt that's the case.

>>140459183
smartest thing he's said this month.

>>140459183
>caca
is this nigger in the 2nd grade? what a petulant child

>>140460599

Chavez

>>140459521
you wouldnt know a liason from a leopard you glorified fucking minnesotan. if you didnt find it on the side of the road or tescos, with a handy instruction sheet on how to cook it, youd be back on ramen and dishwater like a quebecoise. you dishwater 'americans' make me sick, but its only because muck runs uphill and over the fetid Rockies steppes that you faggots get any attention at all. ffs, you have to put juice extractors on your cops heads because you limpwristed faggots cant squeeze a fucking lime.

get back to me when your chief export isnt faggotry

>dont take it personnel, leaf in other bread pissed me off... and considering theres only you, obama leaf and three other canucks who have gold passes, youre just going to have to take this on the chin
which is ironic, given your phonebook

>>140459183
Really makes me think

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is he /OURGUY/?

>>140459183
If Colbert says this then I am relieved.

No more guilt over this daca bullshit, let them go back

>>140459183
>liberal humor

I thought the high doses of percoset made celebs funnier than this.

>>140460980
i heard argies had low standards.

>>140459521
>>140459521
i like the filename 2bh

Colbert killing this dumb and stupid as always.
Everything is always funny when you reduce your thought process to that of a 6 year old.

>>140461027
yeah but its only funnier if you take them, not ()them))

been a fan of his for 20 years. Guy is literally dead to me.

>>140459270
>funny

>>140459183

Can't believe I once thought this boomer cringelord was funny when he had the Colbert Report.

>>140459183
20 people sitting around a table came up with that.

>>140461480
>20 people sitting around a table came up with that
And it probably took an hour, that was a minimum 1000$ twit

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>>140459183

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>>140460925
>you glorified fucking minnesotan
I got a chuckle from this

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>>140461060
>2 hours into Netflix+sniffing gasoline and the aussie gave me "the look"

sorry bro im not into abbos

>>140459901
Link with sound?

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>>140459183
remember when cuckbert Literally had the later arrested BLM leader on his show? remember when stephen let the nigger sit in his chair to help him check his priviledge? remember [pic related], the face he made when the nigger asked him to give up his own money as reparations and stephen looked like a toddler being scolded and said, "you c-can't have my money..."

I say this with as many caps as I can muster, FUCK STEPHEN COLBERT pic fucking very much related.

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#earthlings

>>140461678

5' non American and Brown is the elite servant!

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>>140459183
the first thing it thinks of when it wakes up, and the last thing before it goes to sleep.

even before it's spouse, and kids, it thinks of trump.

it must, for it's kike masters.

>>140459183
remember when he was FUNI

>>140461914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw2Y9i-nMzI

>>140461678

>tfw in 50 years our grandkids will be forced to read The Diary of Ana Franco

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Wow, more scoldings from America's leftist church ladies, how edgy.

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>>140459183
Pure pottery. I don't know what I'd do with myself if I couldn't hear Colbert's snappy wit and humor. I'd rather die than live in such a world desu.

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HOLLY SHIT

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>>140459183
ur a special kinda stupid...huh faggot?
SAGED

>>140459183
ZOLUMPFY BTFO

>>140460789
Keeping families together, who could argue with that?

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>Donald Trump...

>>140461678
>I'm gonna tell the world where i'm hiding illegals
>their lives are worth less than my savior complex
>someone YAASQUEEN me please!!!!

>>140459183
TWO SCOOPS, GLORMPFGH!!! TWOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOPSSSS!!!

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>>140461119
My 8 year old stepson thought it was funny so fuck you faggot

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>>140462481
I raise your squash and present a marrow for your evenings entertainment

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>>140462596
fake news honorary white person. Fuck off before we repeal your whitehood.

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>>140461678
This won't be easy, you think me strange
As I try to explain how I feel...
But I still need your love after all that I've done...
Won't you believe me...?
All you can see is a boy you know, gay,
And though I'm dressed up to the nines,
I'm not femme and not butch are they...

I had to let it happen, I couldn't change...
Couldn't stay all my life here with girls...
Looking out to the sidewalk, gawking at some guy's buns...
So I chose freedom,
Running around, trying every guy, free...
O, men are the best of them all...
I didn't expect them to be...

Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina...
The truth is I never left you
Although with wild gays,
My mad existence,
You are my friends still...
Don't keep your distance...

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HAHAHA
POO POO POTTY DAHNAHLD
STAHRT KLAPPENG

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>>140459183

>DJT sends DACA to be finally legalized and stop keeping the spics in the air about their citizenship.

>HES PLAYING 15D CHESS DONT BELIEVE

>HES THROWING OUT THE CHILDREUNNNNN!!

>WHY U REPEAL DRUMPHHFFFFF

leftist logic.

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>>140462214

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>>140459814
yum

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equality pls we are one
except whyt cis crackas lol

>>140464214
thats not a sheep dick
put your leaf flag back on

>>140461330
I feel the same. I bought the sweater he wore in Bewitched off of Ebay, ffs. I watched SWC back in the day and tried to get other people to watch and see how funny he was. I watched him on TDS and thought his segments were always hilarious. I watched TCR and thought it was some of the best writing comedy has had in decades.
Then Trump came along and now he is only filled with hate and not-funniness.
If you watch his show a year ago it's him saying that only stupid people will vote for Trump. When you watch now he just basks in his own deluded sense of intellectual superiority. Literally the opposite of funny.
TL;DR
Fuck Colbert

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>>140459183
KLLLUMMPPPFFFF!!!

BOOO SKEEWWWSS??? DOOOO SPOOOSE!!!!

>>140460487
They gave them blankets because they were being nice.
Natives hated the hell out of each other

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I hate what Colbert has become. He's not funny anymore, which is the biggest crime a comedian can commit. He's become an old butthurt douchey lesbian. I kinda knew that it was the case for a while but I fully realized it after seeing his Bill Burr interview the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L8GLCYKaTI

>>140460665
stop

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>>140459521
>Filename

>>140459183
I'm sure an analyst told him exactly what he should tweet in order to keep / grow his fan base. Imagine being this cucked

>>140460713
at this point the left is just roleplaying the holocaust
this is all just one big LARP

>>140459183
Bizarro man says the opposite of the truth, again.

>>140461678
>these people's lives are better in my attic than in Mexico

>>140461678
Damn we have to hide our slaves now?

CACA = Clever And Concise Action

Yes, it is indeed

>>140461678
>Why are you doing this to us?!
>I'm helping you.
>How is this helping? We want to leave!
>Trump is like Hitler. He wants to kill you.
>What are you talking about?
>Because you're undocumented.
>You mean illegal? No, we're citizens. Let us go, you're crazy!
>Get used to the attic. You'll never leave.

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>>140459183

>>140459183
OH SHIT, HOW CAN HE EVER RECOVER

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>>140459183
TWO FUCKING SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS BLORPHS

>>140459183
I think my sides have split. American liberal comedians are just so funny.

>>140459183
Did he stopped providing cock holsting services to Obama's wife?

>>140460487
Genocide of a race
>many of them are still alive
Enslavement of another
> what is africa

>>140459183
gee whiz colbert good joke.
how did he go from his white house correspondent's dinner speech to this shit

>>140469757
>I did some dangerous shit with my baby along for the ride.

>>140469606
its funny how genocide is only relevant when the target deliberately cuts bits of their dck off.

>>140469757
I just watched The Number 23. Fuck.

>>140469757
>Why do actions have consequences?

>>140460487
Probably Ottoman Empire or Islamic takeover of North Africa during the creation of the second caliphate