Hurricane Irma Thread #1

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Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear cod[runtime error:165 see stderr]

>>140438197
Wrong thread shill, Christ you people are retarded

>>140438126
fuck yeah! I'm somewhere south of Hollywood Fl., about 20 minutes walk away from the beach.

How much fun can I expect?

>>140438556
be safe, dont die

>>140438657
I'm a tourist from Romania.
I was just about getting bored of raiding Goodwills and lazying around on the beaches.

Every time I've been here, it' been hurricane season and every time a hurricane was about to hit, it would either avoid Florida like it was alive and hated it as much as everyone else, or just turned into a fucking drizzle!

I can barely wait for this thing to hit so I see some shit!

>>140438126
Gonna hit NC, mark my words

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>>140438657
Fuck off snowman. Rain is the greatest thing about this state, and I can't wait to take so many comfy naps while listening to sheets of rain and wind howl around. Its gonna be so goddam comfy. Hoping its a category 6.

Bring it on Irma, you weak bitch.

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>>140438197
kek it's broken

>>140438126
>ATTENTION: Florida Anons HEAD FOR THE FUCKING HILLS BECAUSE YOU ARE QUITE LITERALLY IN FOR THE SHITSTORM OF ALL SHITSTORMS.

FTFY.

It will be a low cat 3, maybe even a 2 by the time it reaches Florida, not sure why anyone is getting their panties in a bunch.Puerto Rico and the small islands east of it are going to get the worst of Irma but they will also break it apart because they are mountainous regions.

Is over, Usa is finished

GFS model has it dodging Florida and going straight for the Southern tip of North Carolina.

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>>140439720
We're gonna wakeboard behind a truck if the streets flood. Most white dudes I know are looking forward to this like its Christmas. Northern fags will never experience a hurricane party with Florida girls, why even live?

Floridians are the strongest race in the world, how can Texas even compete.

What part of Florida are you guys from ? Sarasota reporting in.

>>140440250
Race florida man go to bed

>>140438556
you'll receive the death you seek anon

I can't wait till every red state along with the retarded spics in them gets killed by hurricanes. Hopefully it'll flood out the entire south, kill all the suburban retarded whites, the niggers and the spics with it. American's killed by weather tragedies are simply being punished by god.

NEW INFO COMING:

11pm (NHC)
12:00 (Euro)
2:00am (GHS)

FLORIDIANS ARE THE STRONGEST RACE IN THE WORLD

>>140440347
St Augustine so I'll probably be ok

>>140440426
Death my ass. Worse things than a Hurricane have tried to kill me.
They tried.

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Hurricane is going to hit Pedo Island

>Non floridians think this is a big deal

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So, are we rooting for windy's triple landfall model?

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>>140441294
Or ventusky's fuck the caronlina's model.

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>>140438126
>MSM down playing anything.. ever

>>140438126

Im ready for streams, pictures news reporters flying away live on tv.

lets go.

Will Jeff be present?

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>>140440705

Honestly.
What could l do physically to make this hurrixcane wax or wane?

>>140441337
I trust the GFS so I am guessing the Carolina's are gonna be BTFO

>>140441341
IKR

>>140440031
Houston again after it whizzes by fla

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>>140441504

>>140441504
>>140441827
Brings a tear to me eye lads

>>140439500
It won't

>>140440944
Now to wait and celebrate once we see it happen.

>>140438126
What are the chances of Cuba getting fucked in the ass? I want that place completely wiped off the map.

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i live on the beach in ormond beach fl, i have enough canned chili and ammo to survive the annual post hurricane purge

>>140440814
It's gonna hit the Alligator Farm and send hundreds of angry reptiles flying in every direction. You're fucked.

>>140442684

you stupid retard!! don't throw that bad mojo around when you and me are going to get fucked in the ass tomorrow when that literal god of destruction hits our homes!!

>>140442922
I'll be in the fort safe and sound
Also checked

>>140441294
>smack into Apollo Beach
>Big Bend gets btfo
>Tampa could be thrown into the Dark Ages for weeks.

ronpaul.jpg

Beware Floridanons, this could be Charleys Revenge

Landfall when

>>140442988
What town? Humacao here so I'll probably be just dandy.

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>>140440347
Fort Myers reporting in

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>>140438126

Can't wait to go hunting for looters this weekend

Daytona reporting in

>>140443387
Aguada. If the dam thing just goes a bit more up my town will only get heavy rain.

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>>140443774
Coño carajo a talking mountain monkey!

>>140444214
But if it keeps going up, it'll miss Cuba. We don't want that to happen, right?

>>140443695
Your home is done son. Hope you're renting.

Just burn down your trailer(park) and get it over with now. The remnants of wind damage is harder to clean up anyway.

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So it seems Puerto Rico will only get some heavy rain tomorrow. Time to get comfy

>>140440944
Clinton and Epstein going to sacrifice young children in the howling winds

>>140444979
>he thinks Irma won't just ruse us all and bank hard towards Brazil

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>>140438126
This had better not interrupt my handeggs.

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>>140441827

Literally nothing can beat pubsubs

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>>140442684
looks like we got a mutt shitter whos ass blasted he isnt of superior genetics. pathetic.

>>140438197
Libshit bots are shitty

>>140444979
I don't know if a cat 5 hurricane is defined as comfy when it's hitting ur 3rd world hut Jose...

>>140446522
At least I have roads.

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>>140446858
not for long

>>140447314
No matter how long you think it might take it will be faster than in your fantasy world, pavement and the maintenance of roads is the government job after all, Jamach.

>>140438126
USE

>>140447164

>>140447164

>>140443695

Whattup ftmyersbro

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>>140438126
looks like its going to turn and hit NC. I live in charlotte should I be worried?

>>140440347
Lehigh

>>140438532
Whooosh

>>140448048
Yo anon

>>140448235
Wondering this too. I'm above you in Roanoke Rapids

>>140438126
NEAT

>>140440661
well you just hate everyone, dontcha?

>>140440250
Your an idiot this is a cat motherfucking 5 please stay u deserve death

>>140440843
This one won't have to try Katrina was a sneez compared to this

>>140438126
REAL BREAD

>>140450575

>>140450575