Trump Might INVITE KIM to the White House

>>140436790
Into archive

>http://cnn com/2016/06/15/politics/donald-trump-north-korea-kim-jong-un/index.html
https://unvis.it/cnn.com/2016/06/15/politics/donald-trump-north-korea-kim-jong-un/index.html

>>140436790
It's a pretty suave move. Diplomacy isn't supposed to be blumphyfrumphy's strong suit because he's such an arrogant, uncontrolled, callous, sexist racist thief baby-eater.

or he might chest-kick Kim into a bottomless pit

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>>140436790
>I BOMB U DUNALD TRUMPAS AMERIKKA
>oh herro i com to rite rouse fur frenry chet

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>>140437161
DRUMPHY TOOK MY SCOOPS!!

Can you imagine trump rocking up on a destroyer, dismounting in a hemtt, and rolling overwith bodyguards in tow at Kim's house?

I've said it before, N.Korea gets all uppity every couple decades and it's all about being appeased with humanitarian wheat shipments and shit like that.

btw prepare for the many articles saying how all other world leaders are being snubbed by Trump because they weren't invited.

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>meets with chink leader
>bombs syria
>meets with gook leader
>bombs gookland?

>>140436790
He should personally assassinate him. Is that something that's ever happened in history, where a state leader personally assassinated the leader of another country?

>>140436790
Yes. Maybe Kim would redpill Trump on the jq.

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>>140436790
And beat him down with bats

>>140436790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9SIS6wBxpI

>>140436790
Its just a ploy to get him out from hiding

>invite kim to WH
>lace soup with unknown undetectable substance
>kim dies "unexpectedly"
>his body goes "missing" just like hillarys e-mails
>DPRK does nothing
>pretend he is still alive
>down play MSM news to make it look like kim is backing off
>people forget about it within a month
>dems and repubs continue fighting one another in the never-ending political war as always

pretty good strategy desu

>>140437870
>Have nukes
>Nobody fucks with you

Kim just want recognition as a nuclear power. If Trump gives him the legitimacy that he wants, NK will calm the fuck down.

>>140438018
That would be an utterly dishonorable and despicable act. No world leader would ever want to meet with us again.

>>140438018

Yeah. In medieval times.
Would be beautiful though.

This would be very good. Revolutionary moment in relations. Would be beneficial for American-Korean relations.
No doubt leftists will shit on him for this.

>>140438018
Edward Longshanks had the Prince of Wales and William Wallace hung, drawn and quartered, if that counts.

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>>140436790
That would be highlarryious

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>>140437462
ZLORMPF TOOK TWO SCOOPS TOO MANY

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>>140438018
post yfw Trump takes Kim to 5th Avenue and shoots him and doesn't lose any voters

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>>140436790
That would be a terrific idea. its obvious that the little fat fuck wants a seat at the big boys table and i think he's earned it. Scaring the shit out of the Japs and engaging in high quality bantz with Trump. let's have him over

>>140436790

He's not going to come to Washington.

>>140439351

He's too paranoid to come here, that's the situation that plays out in his head.

>>140440076
HAVING them executed is different from holding a joint press conference and all of a sudden pulling out a revolver

>>140440286
kek, let's see it

>WHY TRUMP'S PLAN TO MEET KIM JONG UN IS PROBLEMATIC
>TRUMP WANTS TO MEET A FELLOW FASCIST, AND HERE'S WHY THAT'S A BAD THING
>POLITICS OF APPEASEMENT: TRUMP'S PLAN TO MEET NORTH KOREA'S LEADER ON NEUTRAL GROUND SHAMES THE WHITE HOUSE
>GEORGE TAKEI ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS TRUMP OVER PLAN TO SPEAK WITH KIM JONG UN
>AXIS OF EVIL: THE GROWING CLOSENESS OF PUTIN, TRUMP, AND KIM

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>>140437161
>yfw he successfully diffuses the entire situation and restores peacefully cooperation between North and South Korea, forever making liberals eternally butthurt to the point of suicide

Unless the meeting is a ploy to shoot Kim in the back of the head it's worthless. Nuke Pyongang before they nuke Seoul.

>>140440693
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>>140440693
accurate

>>140441082
Diplomacy is mandatory.
He is doing the right thing even if is hopeless.

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>>140440286

>bring kim over
>while he's here, nork military seizes control of NK

>>140440893

>implying they have any amount of introspection

They would just slide the issue back to Russia or some nazi angle (being that juche is national socialism)

>>140436790
If you were Kim Jong-Un, would you go to the USA?
>HA!

>>140441266
It won't matter, Trump will have ended one of the longest modern feuds and be a symbol of peace and diplomatic relations; having avoided the US a war for the first time in a very long time while creating a strong benefit for all allies in that region.

It doesn't matter how deluded they are, it would be a bunker buster against anything they could bitch about. It would be the election multiplied by a BILLION.

This script is boring, fake, and gay

>>140438018
>those tiny hands choking anyone

>>140441576

>It doesn't matter how deluded they are

Oh you say that now

>>140441709
It didn't matter how deluded they were when Trump won, they still cried the shit that replaced their hearts out and we're still drinking their tears.

>>140437229
Thank you. This was funny.
>Donold Twump, a nucrear dear for my mirritary

>>140438018
THere was a time were formal pistol duel were a thing. Now would be a good time to bring it back

>>140436790
This president is a mentally ill schizo. Big jew too so no surprises there

USA is a fucking joke and everybody is laughing at you now.

>it's too late for talk, we will destroy them
>trump: I would gladly meet him!

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>>140436790

>>140436790
Never gonna happen, Kim is already scared as fuck of a "decapitation" operation, that's part of why he's building up a nuclear arsenal -- to deter a US strike.

why the fuck would he step on American soil? He's not retarded.

Trump is an idiot.

>>140438018

Chad president?

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>>140436790
>Well /pol/? Would you support him if he did this?
YES

64D underwater clockmaking with an eyepatch and only 3 fingers on one hand
>art of the deal

>>140436790
Just hit them strategically placed tactical nukes and destroy their missile and nuke facilities.

We have the shit to do it. They're an insignificant little country. Nuke them and be done with it.

>>140440693
Oh I M LAFFIN

>>140439835
Who cares about North Korea besides the fucking Chinks anyway?

>>140436790

O please let this be real

I want to see Kim talking on the MSM

It'd be hilarious

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>>140444558
Did you recently visited site howoldareyou.com?
It's great place to have your balls grow as you get younger.

>>140436840
thanks, norbro

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>>140440286
the plans laid long ago

>>140444558

They have regional MAD though. Attack them and they take out Seoul and Tokyo. We're talking 20 million dead, and if you just want to be super selfish, it will plunge the world into a massive recession.

If you do first strike, you'd have to be so perfectly sure you'd get everything, and I don't think we can be sure of that. Plus it sets a really bad precedent of America doing first strike which is against American policy. Russia, China, etc will get VERY uncomfortable from here on out. Now that they know America will do first strike, they might think about carrying out their own first strike against America before America carries out their first strike. It's NOT fucking worth it.

>>140438018
While I know of no specific case, romans could possibly do this and brag about it after. In the roman mentality, if you backstab an enemy, it was the enemies fault for trusting you in the first place.

>>140445004
holy fuck i would love it

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>>140446885
Lets not forget that wars are created for elite pleasure, while Roman plebs can gaze projected reflection of that light for their own appeasement.

The core of this failure is moral corruption and that was to be the end of Rome. Then, in a void of time, peace.

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>>140440286

>Trump is a moron and blunders around
>accidentally creates peace in NK

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>>140440693
>mfw Trump actually brings NK into the fold

>>140440076
Longshanks is one of my favorite historical names.

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>>140436790
America would make a much better daddy than China, Kimmy! We would give you a lifetime supply of bourbon whiskey and American muscle cars! Just turn your missiles east instead of south!
>WE PUPPETMASTER CHINKS NOW

>>140443742
Huge difference between what is discussed behind closed doors and the scraps that are thrown at the news reporters.

>>140436840
Sperg

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>>140436790

What if Trump kills Kim himself?

>>140440651
>HAVING them executed is different from holding a joint press conference and all of a sudden pulling out a revolver
That would be hilarious. We have nothing to lose on this either way. War, no war, or lulz. Everything is plus.

kim
>donal, d-did u make pepe meme ur self? i like very much.

>>140436790
lol kim gonna get the ricin if he does this

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>>140444828
They would care about the fact that we killed somebody during a diplomatic meeting It would show that we could not be trusted by anybody.

You're a millennial, aren't you?
I swear it's like some of you fucks have absolutely no sense of honor. You fags are completely devoid of a moral compass.

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>>140436790
Step aside Trump. Leave North Korea to me

>>140441709
>Oh you say that now

Doubling down on this.

No one creates lies in their head in order to escape reality better than a self-hating leftist.