is trump jealous of obama's package?

>ooga booga ayo MUH DIK

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drumpf is a low iq retard

Trump's wife is infinitely hotter than Obama's husband. Who cares who has the bigger dick. I'd rather have a small dick and fuck a hottie than a big dick and fuck a mannish gorilla.

>>140418097
that letter utterly split my sides when it came out. I love Trump but it's just so ridiculous

>>140417687
But who's going to suck Obama's cock now that he is no longer POTUS? Michael?

>>140418116
>marrying a whore

lel

I crack up every fucking time I imagine how you faggots would act if Obama had kids from three different women and had gone bankrupt multiple times. Shit cracks me up.

>>140418614
can't have multiple children when your wife has a penis

>>140417687
MUHHHHHHH DIKKKKKKKKKK
MUHHHHHHH DIKKKKKKKKKKKK
MUH DIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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>>140417687
LIL
WHITE
DICKS

Only bulge that matters is Michael's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUFggsxDo-U

>>140418789
only cucks watch Alex Jones

flacid dick lenght means nothing you stupid nigger

>>140418671
This is why he won. The left never argued his points properly, they just went after him and made him an underdog.

>>140418713
NICE ONE

It doesn't even make sense... Obama did have multiple children though.

12 posts in and still no one has posted Michael Obama's bulge?

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>>140417687
No, no one's jealous of obama's package. He is castrated long ago by his muslim overlords. Drumpf is scared of Michelle's big bulging package

>>140418892
Nice try Shariablue but the source doesn't change the visual evidence.

We know the truth.

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>>140417687
some times a bulge isn't a good thing

>>140419000
His points are so stupid theres nothing to argue. He won because Hillary was a terrible candidate.

>>140417687
Omaba knows all about dick. Just ask his husb- wife.

>>140419204
okay schlomo. He won because he wasn't a lying piece of sellout scum like every other establishment politician.

>>140417687
When the nigger has no arguement, he resorts to muh dick. OP confirmed faggot

>>140418726
>>140417687
flaccid size =/= erect size morons.

>>140419163
W-wow got the source for the full set of her?

>>140419354
He is a lying piece of shit. He does it every day. He is also a sell out. He is owned by Russia.

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>>140419136
>tfw "Michelle"'s bulge is bigger than mine

>>140419163
That is just too damn bad.

>>140417687
Look at all the Obama slide threads
Obammy must be pissed about something, ya think?

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>>140419522
>her
fuck off fucking leaf

>>140419596
prove it. Give actually proven evidence that he works directly with Putin. I'll wait faggot

>>140418614
>had gone bankrupt multiple times
6 bankruptcies
600 businesses

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>>140417687

One generally wants to put it DOWN when one is in present. A person who constantly thinks of raping children will of course have a bulge when in public.

https://www.city-journal.org/html/what-criminologists-dont-say-and-why-15328.html
What an intelligent and topical thread you have here, OP.

>>140417687
Democrat Logic:
>only people with big dicks can be President
>I'm With Her

>liberals bring up obamas "bulge" but speaking of michael's noticeable bulge is taboo

>>140419782
yep. Trump has a 99% success rate business rate. And bankruptcies can also be used for business gains too. How many times have libtard's favorite idols like Hillary and Obama succeeded at doing shit?

>>140417687
Not much, trump had a kid at 60. Obama graphed on a ass flesh penis on his wife so he could suck on something in retirement.

>>140419733
in due time... in due time. Then you will have to explain to me why you are arguing why its ok for Trump to be owned by Russia.

>>140419596
>He is owned by Russia.

I see this over and over again, but I have never seen one scrap of evidence drawing a clear connection.

>>140419143
This.

>>140420159
I've been waiting for a year for you libtards to come up with evidence about muh Russia collusion. Stay mad kiddo. We found more evidence of the democrats colluding than trump

>>140420137
Best ORAL** sex I ever had [this is a paid endorsement]

>>140417687
You actually shouldn't have a much of a bulge at all, especially in lose pants, and if you do, it is a sign of physical damage (eg, collagen buildup, pelvic muscle herniation, etc).

The "shower & grower" is a pop culture lie and it isn't true.
If you have a "shower", you have damaged your penis from excessive sexual activity.
The flaccid penis should be extremely small, nearly as small as Michelangelo's David.

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>>140420159

>>140419143
There is no evidence there you dumb retard.

holy shit is this the best strategy that the DNC can come up with?

>>140420326
I know you are used to Alex Jones and 4chan level investigations but real investigations take time.

>>140417687
No, Trump has a pretty wife, so doesn't have to think about other men.

>>140419032
Adopted Children*

>>140419693
that is precious, what is that from? :D

>>140420409
You will have discomfort running and doing sports (especially without tight fitting underwear and even that will become annoying and create friction on you) and incur further damage if you have a "shower" and likely will develop Peyronie's Disease one day if it is not already present.

The best thing you can do is take vitamin E and take cold showers every day if you already have signs of a "shower".

>>140420455
look at this child. Why did you run away from my question about proving the collusion theory? Why did you run away when I mentioned evidence of Democrat collusion?

>>140417687
Obama takes it up the ass so he might as well have a baby dick lmao

>>140420745
because im trying to make you angry

>>140420635
What makes you assume we only look at infowars and 4chan investigations? We gather sources from a variety of sources and look at actual evidence. Explain FusionGPS kiddo. Explain why Hillary sold half of the uranium supply? Now give me one piece of factual evidence that shows Trump has ties with Russia. I'll wait.

>>140419032
michelle has a dick lmao

>>140419204
I hope you're trolling. Trump is doing everything he can to save the nation from being a multicultured lebanon style nation

>>140420906
>i want to make anons angry
>it's so funny
>i'll just shill about russia!!!
You have to be over 18 to post here

>>140420943
Holy shit that old debunked uranium claim, nice way to show that you are garbage. Also the trump russia investigation isnt finished yet. You would know that if you cared about knowing things.

>>140418614
So you would rather him be a faggot married to a tranny with kids raised and adopted from the CIA?

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>>140417687
>>140417687

Barack was jealous of Michelle's.

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>>140417687
BIGLY! Drumpf is mad because the hispanic or mexican miss universe models rejected him. That is literaly the only reason he is so butt-frustrated at them.

>be liberal
>act like you are king/queen of morals and intellect
>can't make up arguement
>talk about penises
This is why no one can take liberals seriously.

>>140417687
LMAO
where the hell is a Trump's dick? is this a shop?

>>140419032
Stop being a autist, obama either adopted those kids or sent his sperm to a actual black woman to have his nigger kids. While michell aka Michael obama fucks him in the ass at the white house look up infowars michelle has a dick

>>140417687
Do you think Obama is jealous of Michelle's (Michael's) package?

michelle package has them both beat

>>140420326
the only people who would be able to produce such evidence would be one of the following:

1) FBI
2) US IC
3) Trump an co.
4) Putin and co

And if it were law enforcement, they wouldnt be sharing it on 4chan unless its been declassified which you would already know about

but yes, lets hire a bunch of prosecuters for no reason ;D

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>>140418713

>>140417687

Obama was proven to be dickless and ball-less by his policies. That's just a rolled up pair of socks in his pants in that pic.

>>140424917

> Tfw trump has the best futanari wife in the world and can take that dick everynight if he feels like it

Feels bad man

>>140417687
There was a belgian politician who made posters of his semi hard on to show everybody he is not a one minute short dicked cuck

>>140417687
1) Michelle has a bigger dick than both
2) Obama is skinny AF trash
3) Our pres's pecker pokes out from his T H I C C body.

Make America THICC Again

>>140424917
Damn her nipples

>>140417835
fpbp

slide thread

SAGE

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>>140417687
Bulge.

>>140425543
that cant be reeal?

dick is relevant because trump is a pathological narcissist

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>>140417687

No Trump is jealous of Michelle's package. It has physics!

>>140419204
>EXPLAIN SOMETHING?!
>HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
>ARE YOU KIDDING?!