(((He))) comes sliding by, what do u do

>>140394951
>no wind

>>140395930
good point. but with (((jewish))) magic, it happens

>>140396099
I bent my butt backwards and pressed my dick with my wrist

load my berreta
just in case, around jews never relax

>>140396564
nice

>>140394951
HEY OLD GEEZER

tell him he's keeping his center of mass way too high

>>140394951
throw a bag of shekels next to him and make him fall

>>140397884
One Swissman helping another

>>140394951
Ask him if he knows how sonny bono died

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>>140398351
>throw a bag of shekels next to him and make him fall
Fucking kek

>>140398524
shhh
aren't you sleepy?

>>140397884
Could do with more weight on his front foot too.

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>>140394951
Extreme, Jude.

>>140398560
Lol and i just read how he died and made it 5x more funnier

>>140398648
stop trying to use your mountain jew tricks on us

>>140394951
Place a basque across him, then throw them a bag of shekels and watch them fight for it.

>>140394951
>Sliding with the goys

>>140398648
the mountain joo strikes again

Cut him off while misting him with some fresh pow.

>>140398889
desu it looks like he's going straight down the hill aka GOTTAGOFAST, so you'd want to sit down and lay back a little

>>140398955
Oh jesus and the (((jewvalanche))) for the sheckles

>>140394951
I just admire his unorthodox style.

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>>140399078
>flag

Oh shit we got (((one)))

>>140394951

Tell him to go back to Switzerland

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>not SilverSurfer.jpg

>>140394951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSFBCu0Jm0E
>I got my yamaka over my head
>I promote division and degeneracy
>But who's jangling shekels on his bag
>A little jewish man shilling on 4chan

>>140394951
Throw a handful of pennies on the snow and watch the most epic snowboarding crash ever.

>>140399553
lol

>>140399522
nice name suggestion thinking about it just now

>>140399156
No, you sound like a skier, absolutely nothing wrong with that of course, but on flat piste like that you need weight on your front foot to stay in control, he is a bit on his heels too, if he was ploughing through some nice powder then chilling on your back foot would be fine. Totally right about his mass though, bending his knees would improve his form no end.

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>>140399399
Hehehe
>>140399522
>not silvergoldsurfer
>>140399553
Imagine you tell him that its shabbat and what hes doing is forbidden in shabbat.

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>>140394951
Set up an oven at the bottom of the hill so large he can't escape it.

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No facsists on my mountain

>>140399895
SilversteinSurfer would be better than SilvergoldSurfer
You Jews never have original ideas

>>140399792
>stay in control
>FAST LIKE SANIC

>>140400058
>Never have original ideas
>What is fake holocost to get a country
>What is building a wall
>What is blaming the goys for our problems
>What is making a painter into mass murderer
>What is making the half the world communist

>>140394951
say hi to him

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>>140399951
damn that would make gorllions then

Gas

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>>140400448
Well, them expect the
>Muh 6 gorllion
>Muh holocaust
>lose in court with a 250k fine and 6 years in prison

>>140400746
then*

Continue skiing but regular check my bank account.

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>>140394951
tell him that there's 399% interest on those shoes he's wearing

>>140400835
weird my wallet is lighter

>>140394951

Slice his head clean off with a viking sword.

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>>140400874
OY VEY WE JEWING THE JEW

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>>140400304
Injuries cost shekels though, I thought this would be a the front a of a mountain jews mind.

>>140394951
When did they decide to start wearing those outfits? Is it like magic underwear, except designed to be blatantly obvious?

It screams "hay, goy, don't do business with me unless you are also a bearded hatfag or very good at lying".

>>140401128
he'd be paying for it though, not me

>>140400874
>Not 399.99%
Anglos were always the lesser kikes.

>>140401186
hmm good point. its like a secret club uniforms needed to be in

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>>140394951
Give him > pic related

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>>140401916
That's so perfect right there.

>>140402142
Bread where it was born was perfect too.
Countless sides were lost.

>>140394951
I'm a secular Jew and they won't even acknowledge me..

>>140394951
>implying i would ever be passed up by a jew on the mountain with my snow nigger ancestry

Well I think I'd be pretty frightened to see some random Jew on a mountainside on a snowboard, I'd probably try and sneak away.