My new uncle

>>140381761
introduce him to other hobbies

>>140381761
Not angry that freak is being memed back into pop culture. Gunna watch some now.

Begin a gay affair with him.

>>140381761

Ask him if he wants to hang out and go golfing or bowling, or even to the gym if you're currently going to a gym.

>>140381761
You sound like a faggot that doesn't understand the pressures of adulthood and middle age. Let the fucker play a game on his day off if he wants. Wife leaves me alone from after work Friday till Sat afternoon, if I need to tune out on a game and forget about our crushing debt, stupid ugly kids, and dismal future.

>>140382720
This

>>140383662

1. Video games are for children
2. Your wife is fine with you neglecting her because Jerome is keeping her company

>>140381761
be glad that he's just gaming. The average hobby of the now 30ish normie would be getting drunk after work at a pub or whoring themselves out at parties, which is far more degenerate than playing video games can ever hope to be.
Sure, you can do sports, but spending all your free time in a fitness studio becomes pretty bland real fast unless you have a two digit IQ and are content with just physical activities. Maybe you could introduce him to playing an Instrument or something, although i am not sure if that will completely deter him from gaming.

> Like I said,he is a pretty swell guy,and I dont want my aunt to cheat on him with some nigger or whatever if he continues this nerdy crap.
Well, if you think that your aunt would cheat on him purely because he does "nerdy crap", then she clearly isn't the right partner for him. The fact that you would try to change him to fit a potentially disloyal wife instead of warning him or making sure that she doesn't waste his time makes you more degenerate than he is IMO.

>>140382946
I thought that show was pretty ok

>>140381761
>However,I have noticed he has a bit of a problem with his gaming hobby. One day he told me he played AC 4 for a whole day
The horror. If he spent the day(weekend at least) reading 'crime and punishment,' and didn't really care for it, would that be better, homochild?

>>140381761
If he's playing Armored Core he can't be that bad. Take him shooting or some other outdoors activity.

>>140382946
Watched it due to the memes and I can only say "Wow". -the show, dispute being made by actual Marxists, is great

>>140384108
They are an escape just like a book, or TV, or movie. Bodies need rest, Mohamed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTMH9V9OLdg

>>140384108
Are you married?

>>140381761
Show him loli or cp and if he likes it, hes pretty much a lost cause.

>>140384305
I mean at least they aren't restraining themselves to what they can and can't joke about, they try to push the limits of how gross they can be as shown by wonder showzen

>>140384305
It's just the amount of absurd I like. When I saw the shit art-school dropout animation and forward bending knees, I knew.

>>140381761
Only an autist would say something to him.

>>140384572

Don't need to be married to know that one should spend Friday night with their partner not their vidyas.

Do you think that whilst he played whatever and she "went out dancing with the girls" that he was the only one "scoring".

would you rather he spend the day wasting money destroying his liver at some piss pot shithole like every other normie cunt?

>>140385035
seeing a lot of older offbeat comedy being memed back into life. Saw an "Old Greg" meme last night that about gave me a brain clot

>>140385421

> Pub with a flat roof
> Vidya

I didn't know the world of friday night was a choice between just those two

>>140383097
this is the only real answer. give him the succ and let him fuck your boipucci

>>140383662
I dunno,man. Like I said,I don't want this to escalate and them to break up because he loves his games too much. My aunt is 35 and he is 40 something(also bald) so if he continues with this degeneracy,it won't be hard for my aunt to find an alpha nigger or whatever.
How can I convince him to start going to the gym? I'm 19 while he is 30 years older than me and he probably won't take me seriously.

>>140384294
I mean Assasin's Creed 4,which is just a shitty open world repetitive mission fest,not anything interesting.
Plus I am not american so I cannot take him out at a polygon or anything.

>>140385393
She gets fuck plenty, by me. That's why we have all the stupid ugly kids. It could be anything really. I also dork out on CNC mills and printers a lot, and make shit. Point is, it's MY time. She also gets HER time. I can tell you have never fucked a girl that wasn't screen printed, stuffed and imported.

>>140385869
you seem weirdly concerned with who your aunt is having sex with, despite having just married someone

>>140381761
It's his hobby nigger, fuck off

>>140385421
I'm not a normie. Hell,I enjoy a little bit of Fallout NV once in a while myself. But he bought a lot of AC games and a PS4 and plays them a lot when he has free time instead of fucking my hot young aunt or taking her out.

>>140385869

Does he have a lot of disposable income?

There's this:

It's an indoor cycling mmo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gspvBymj28

>>140385869
>I'm 19
kekekekek
Fuck right off. I've had meals bigger than you. You should just suck his dick. It pretty clear what's going on there.

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>>140384109
I need to break my pub habit

>>140386066

> Kids you resent because they don't look like you
> Comes back late from visiting one of her gals stumbling with stains on her dress

Sure buddy

>>140386144
Nah man,he's an alright guy and I dont want him to get cucked or be a paypig to her while she ''goes out with the girls'' because of his lack of attention.

>>140385869
Just show him 4chan. He'll spend all his time shitposting instead of gaming.

>>140386603
maybe he's an alright guy because he has time to play videogames

>>140386349
He does have a steady income and I think this might be a good idea for him. Thanks

>>140386554
Problem is, the kids look just like me. Was hoping they would take after mom. And she fucks the kids she teaches sometimes. Even I fucked one of her students(college, mind you)Big deal. I fuck beaner chicks that grow my weed almost daily.

>>140386554
just shut the fuck up you retard faggot. you virgin larpers trying to roleplay as tradcons are so goddamn pathetic. even grandmas play games on their cellphone nowadays loser. stop trying to impress people with your crappy and imaginary of what's alpha.

here's what actually alpha cuck, not bending backwards to please women you fucking scum. you get one life and that life isn't meant to be lived on your knees pleasing others unless you're some faggot nu-male. beta nu-males don't get actual men how to live.

>>140386726
He is an alright guy because he's funny and dependable. But he's getting older,fatter and balder and if this vidya bullshit doesn't stop,I will soon see my aunt with a nignog probably.

>>140383662
>I need to forget about my responsibilities
This is why your life is shit. If you devoted some of your time to fixing those things they wouldn't need to be fixed.

>>140386613
this is true, 4chan is the best videogame ever, its so realistic and these graphics are amazing

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>>140387007
Your life sounds really miserable to be honest. I pity people like you.

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>>140387276
Work Makes You Free
I'm AT work right now, letting a simple process make me rich. Unless an alarm goes off, all I need to do is run a hose and shitpost. But at the end of the week, I take some time to decompress, child.
What are you up to right now?

>>140387365
spreadsheet simulator/10 would play again, would make children with after a proper marriage

>>140381761
I wish video games were my hobby, you have no idea how awfully dull life gets after 30. Wake up, work, get home, drink. Every day.

>>140387046

> Spending friday night with your wife
> Bending over backwards

Pick one

I don't give a damn if some grandma plays candy crush. It's the equivilant of a retiree with a yo-yo or pokemon cards.

>>140387703
The beauty of a life like mine, is it's full of love. You see it as oaths violated, and broken hearts. It's cute.

>>140388048
bud, i know this sounds gay, but maybe try volunteering or something?

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>>140381761
Maybe mind your own business?
It fucking kills me when people think video games are just meant for children. Everyone has their own hobby. Something they 'enjoy' doing. Why take it away?
>be-be-because it's a waste of time!
So is sitting in front of a TV which I'm certain most of you faggots do every single day.

>>140386349
that's actually really fucking cool. Not as cool as going outside but still cool

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>>140388644
THIS

dont shit on other people's hobbies just because you secretly hate yours

>>140388225
That sounds gay and is gay. The only thing I'd volunteer for is the armed forces, and I'm pretty sure I'm too old for that.

Lastly, One of my ugly daughters and I really bond playing games. The one with the dragons mostly, the Oblivion spinoff. She's the oldest, and grew up with games, as I was developing them for retards at the time. True story.

>>140381761

If he is cool, down-to-earth pretty swell guy tell him exactly that, quit gambling or my aunt gonna cheat on you with some nigger and i don't want that for both of you

grow a pair

>>140388852
I'm just saying, it would get you out of the house and familiar with who you actually live with. There's also plenty of different types of volunteering, like firefighters

>>140388048
yea or get a hobby i like the esoteric, drawing, and planning on how to dominate the world

>>140381761
>I'm 19 and on /pol/
You want to fuck your Aunt, don't you? Hoping your first being a family member will eliminate embarrassment, Huh?
Beat off and play some Fallout. Leave that old lady alone. I hope your new gamer uncle reads this thread and fuck YOU.

bump, for fucking your mom's sister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=binN-lTcmyU

>>140387849

I am now curious as to what you do, Anon.

>>140390153
all trades, but mostly weed and less lethal self defense products now. Haven't deposited a check not written by me in 6 years.

>>140381761
Anyone who likes Armored Core or Ace Combat is okay in my book. Talk about reclaiming rightful Belkan clay with him.

"I've flipped more lids than a monkey in a soup kitchen, of the mind."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70VWPNb60rg

>>140386330
>35
>hot and young

Give the guy a break
>>140388924
How old is she and how smart

>>140385869
You're cousins are going to be autistic fyi

>>140391017
>How old is she and how smart
12 and super. Stay away. I'll kill a nigga.

>>140387007
How old is your wife?

LEAVE THAT GIMP ALONE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKWOlVlQo3E

>>140391164
Yea far too young. I thought you were older. I'm 30

>>140391267
24 in eleven months

>>140391454
42 here

>>140381761
Kill yourself.

>>140381761
>30-ish people dont like when young adults
35-year-olds ARE young adults, you fucking child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk8d2nMsLkg

"Two spices, trying to get by."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbMG4gheNps

>>140386061
Um, that's Black Flag right? Probably the least stale of all AC titles.

gunna go try and fuck my Aunt now. Late. Great thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXEJdcIXJto

>>140384138
What doth life?

>>140381761
>. However,I have noticed he has a bit of a problem with his gaming hobby. One day he told me he played AC 4 for a whole day when he was free from work,and I was pretty disappointed
That is his life buddy not yours. If he wants to play video games that his is choice to make not yours.

The only stupid thing he did was he married your aunt as marriage is a load of bullshit.

>>140392818
Fuck off MGTOW shill.

>>140385869
You won't like hearing this, but you're still a child. Leave them be, you don't know as much as you'd like to think you do.

>>140392912
Ok just suck him off like we all know you want to faggot.

>>140392912
>Fuck off MGTOW shill.
I am getting paid exactly 0.00$ for this buddy. Those evil mgtows are not paying me jackshit.

Now when it comes to marriage you should have not let some guy get married to your cunt of an aunt if you would worry about her fucking some nigger just because he likes video games.

Your aunt should have just died alone with her cats and dildos and not with access to a man's assets because of it. It is your fault for not warning him.

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>>140393519
this, or fuck your mom's/bro's sis

>>140381761
Assassin's Creed 4? Isn't that the piracy game?

The clear answer is to buy the game, and join him while he plunders ships on the high seas, land lubber

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>>140381761
FRITATTA

>>140394887
this show shouldn't be good, but it is. It's probably the best television I've seen in a while.

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>My new nom de gloom shall be known as
>Baron Society
>WEINBERG
>*cash sound*

Xavier is redpilled af

"Rise and shine and give god your glory."
'This go rilla is go oing places."
'That's strange, I feel like someone is raping me with their eyes."

If you guys like XRA try out the heart she holler. Xavier even visits one episode

liufffffff