/HIG/ HURRICANE IRMA GENERAL - WE VENEZUELA NOW EDITION

who Lee here?

How many hours until it actually starts causing damage?

Evacuate today if you're going to

If you wait you will just die stuck in traffic as the hurricane hits.

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Virgin Islands taking away guns and ammo

>>140374431
For countries that matter? Sunday.

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>>140374274
185 MILES PER HOUR

LANDFALL WHEN

>>140374431
It's starting in St. Barth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG-GpHPkBoM

Estimate on strength by the time it makes landfall in the US? It's definitely going to lose steam hitting PR, DR, and Cuba.

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>>140374444

Thank you quads of safety

>>140374444
Checked. This is going to be worse than andrew.

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reminder what i think is going to happen

Asking again. Who here /772/ here? What are your plans? I'm heading to niceville in the panhandle

>>140374488
PR bros lets keep safe!

>>140374532
2 or lower.

>>140374463
>virgin islands vs chad florida

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Who's ready to go kayaking next week? 786 ready and waiting.

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PRO TIP!!!!!!!

DO NOT BUY 2ATER FROM THE STORE,

FILL LARGE PLASTIC CONTAINERS 2ITH WATER, AND ADD A FEW DROPS-TBSP OF BLEACH TO IT BEFORE THE HURRICANE HITS

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>>140374421
Lee-anon reporting in

>>140374444
University hasn't canceled yet, I'm stuck here for now. I will evacuate at night if possible for less traffic.

>>140374488
HOLY SHIT 185 MPH
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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>>140374488
theres never been a category 6 but were getting a category 45 apparently

>>140374532
883mb - 205mph at landfall

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g ..g.guys?

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>>140374274
>Tfw broke
>Tfw no food in the house
>Tfw central florida
Am I gonna die guys?

Euro initialized 34 mb weaker than Irma' s current status.

Athens, GA here. Florida Bros, stay safe.

Any idea what it'll be like here if it comes through Georgia? How much will it weaken?

>>140374700
Is this like meth exploding in your stomach?

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>>140374274

Fug I'm on here on vacation.
Should I go back home?

>>140374532
We've just gotta hope it doesn't hit them too directly. If the eye touches Cuba, happening is cancelled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG-GpHPkBoM

>>140374793
lol

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>>140374813
>Doom IRL

>happening

its only wind and a bit of water you faggots are you really that afraid of a shower?!

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>>140374570
NO NOT /239/

>>140374700
Bleach in water? Is this legit?

>>140374700
you could also use a bit of iodine

>>140374753
>I will evacuate at night if possible for less traffic.

be aware that everyone thinks like you do.

ride it out in a reenforced concrete university building if you have to stay

don't be a dorm or some shitty stick build apartment

>>140374877
too late now man, stay safe!

What are the main gas station chains/convenience stores in Florida?

7-11? Sheetz?

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>>140374824
Yes

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>>140374813
beautiful

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>>140374444
>4444

don't fuck about famalam do what kek tells you to do get out of dodge asap shadilay

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#Independence

220 mph wind gusts just reported about two hours away from impact.

I'm not cleaning up Irma's shit

>>140374917
180mph 220mph gusts has close to tornado like impact.

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>>140374274
Was in the last thread, what's up lads

>>140374274
can we KEK meme this motherfucker into destroying Miami?

I hate that fucking town and it was built with shitty drug profits, god wants it to die and never come back

>>140374824
Do you at least have water and a way to board up your shit?

SUMMARY OF 200 PM AST...1800 UTC...INFORMATION
----------------------------------------------
LOCATION...16.9N 59.1W
ABOUT 180 MI...290 KM E OF ANTIGUA
ABOUT 185 MI...295 KM ESE OF BARBUDA
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...185 MPH...295 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...W OR 275 DEGREES AT 14 MPH...22 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...926 MB...27.34 INCHES

ohhh baby

>>140374274
Stop changing the name! I searched /AHSG/ in the catalog before and got no results so I thought it was banished to /bant/.

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>>140374840
There's a chance it skips Florida entirely and makes a full strength landfall in GA.

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>>140374274

Exclusive artist's rendering of Miami.

>>140374463
>and property
Jews

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>>140375113
Why just Miami?

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>>140374274
This Is Running From Hurricane: Irma Review!

>>140375153
I'm not the one who did the name change. Just search for "hurricane" in the catalog.

Its gonna be very weak by the time it makes landfall in the US so I hope you dont expect much. Other places are going to get fucked though.

>>140374662
underrated kek

>>140374959
I don't think the university will house students. They're telling us school closure will be decided later in the week which will be too late for evac. They're advising us to seek the local shelter which I have no idea where it is.

How bad was the storm surge for jax beach during Matthew?

>>140375113

Miami anon here, Doral specifically, this is a hyper-degenerate cesspit, a veritable Gomorrah, and its time has come.

Houston direct hit GET

>>140374961
I can get a flight on the weekend if I book now.

Damn dude. This isn't going to end well.

>>140374941
Yes, as long as it's like, super dilute

This is like 2 drops per gallon

>>140374662
Underrated

>>140375259
it will still be a cat 4. the water is hot and that's what it thrives on even weakened by the islands

>>140375284
no sodom just gomorrah

>>140374499

THAT is what people are freaking out about?
it's like a mild breeze

>>140375151

Same wind speeds at Wilma now, but it's not even in the same ballpark as Wilmas central pressure (882mb).

Any science out there that can explain?

It's your life kid.

this is a 1000 year storm

Reenforced concrete structures will be the only safe structures

>>140375387

Sodom and Gomorrah

>stuck in 239
>might be flown out to winder, georgia to work during hurricane and be reimbursed by the company
>don't want to leave my 2 cats
>live in Lehigh and far from the beach but surrounded by trees that are old

Planning on seeing what happens. If this stays at a Cat 5 after it hits the islands I might be evactuating for the first time in 20 years in Florida.

>>140375441
Science? not sure but just chalk it up to climate change

If this post rolls doubles then 500,000 Puerto Ricans will die.

>>140374753
UMiami fag? Ride out the storm in the freshman dorms, they're designed specifically for Andrew-Level hurricanes.

Plus you can creep out a bunch of terrified 18 year old girls :^)

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FLORIDANS, PRESS F TO THANK PUERTO RICO FOR VOLUNTEERING TO BE YOUR HUMAN SHIELD

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>>140375123
I live in the middle of nowhere, have a few guns and can board up my house. Guess I'm just gonna have to fight looters and eat my dogs.

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>>140375151

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Serious Question: Why do you fags stock up on water during a HURRICANE?

>>140375482
FUCKING GET OUT NOW
Take your cats too

>>140375479
wonder what the gomorrians were doing that the sodomites werent

>>140375585
Are you fucking retarded?

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>>140374877
Yes, and don't come back unless your gonna give us your tourism shekels. We're full

>>140375585
You can only go a few days without water. At max a week. Its also hot as fuck.

>>140375482
take your cats and leave now

plenty of hotels allow cats

>>140375546
rolling

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>>140375585
Well....you....er...

WHAT WILL THE HOMELESS DO?

>>140374941
Yeah like other anon says ~drops/gal still may lead to slight diarrhea but better than ebola

>>140375080
Is Publix really as great as how you Flordians like to brag about? Doesn't seem any different from the typical supermarket in NJ.

>>140375585

I don't understand your question?

I have to drive through Georgia, Alabama, and Louisiana next week next week, coming from Virginia. Am I fucked?

>>140375461
The second I have the chance I will evacuate.

>>140375585
The water infrastructure will collapse. No more tap, no more water from the stores. You're thirsty as fuck, what do you do?

>>140375745
he thinks you can drink the flood water

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South Georgia bro reporting.
Guys, I am kill?

>>140375162
>skips
>goes up the entire east coast of Florida

What?

>>140375767
Sorry I stroked out

>>140375710
Die, and the rest will loot. This happens literally every time

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>>140374274
Who here wanna die and traveling down to Miami to crack open and beer, watch a good storm and see what happens?

>>140375722

The subs are really good, it's also nice and clean and well organized and has a good bakery.

>>140375722
I just moved here from new england, Publix is pretty fantastic for a chain. Its not Market Basket though. Its subs are legit amazing though since its quality cold cuts.

>>140375620
killing their guests. one of the ultimate no-nos of christianity

>>140375711
>>140375363
Ok thanks anons. I think I have some bleach around but one tiny drop per gallon is good advice.

>>140375826
Kill.

>>140375162
Just cause it won't directly hit Florida doesmt mean the model you posted is missing us, the outer rims will still make it feel like a Cat 2 or 3

Will somebody just fucking tell me how it's going to be in the 904 area of Florida? Around Jacksonville. I can't find fucking anything, only stuff about Miami and nobody fucking cares about Miami

Matthew really did a number on us up here in 904 and it would be so shit for it to happen again

>>140375113
If Miami was to "die" it would surely help Florida lean a little more red next election.

>>140374421
239 reporting. Gonna head out after tomorrow. Brother is currently looking for water after I already told him you can't buy anymore lol

>>140375911
>quality cold cuts

BOAR'S HEAD.

PUT RESPECT ON THEY NAME.

>>140375826
If this post rolls doubles then you will receive a direct impact by a cat 5

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>houston underwater
>entire west coast on fire
>florida about to get btfo too
why is nature so pissed at us?

>>140375687
Three days is the limit before your organs shut down. If worst comes to worse you can drink your urine up to three times before it becomes toxic.

>>140375780
>>140375687
Pshhh kid, here's a secret: IT RAINS DURING HURRICANES

You people are dumb as rocks

Websites keep saying a hurricane physically can't go much faster, anyone who knows more about it have any information?

>>140374274
SW Florida here

Just put on half my hurricane shutters, waiting until Friday to do the rest . Stores are completely empty of anything useful. No wingnuts or bolts in any home depot or lowes, no flashlights, no water.

Thought my brother was jumping the gun when he went to got several gallons of water yesterday but now there's none left and people were literally jumping out of their cars in the middle of a busy street to run through the grass to the Costco as it was opening. Several cars were left abandoned on the side of the road, like doomsday was coming or something and Costco had their ticket to salvation

>>140376031
Pretending to be retarded still makes you retarded.

>>140376068
It can go faster. It just really hard since it is never so warm (water) or so high pressure.

>>140376023
It's all Drumpf's fault, he should have signed the Accords and denounced the dangers of hurricanes and wildfires.

>>140375810

ah the lovely flood water full of sewage, dirt, grime from the street, ocean salt water, and a nice heavy bacterial titer

>>140375585
The real question is why don't they have life straws in their bug out bags

>>140375687

false, I have not drank water in years

>>140375000
I have like two racetracs near me. Shits awesome, they have a bakery, a whole walk-in area for alcohol and soft serve

>>140376031
The problem is once the hurricane passes and all the infrastructure is BTFO.

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>>140375937
I knew my time would come, just not now in this year of our Lord.

Godspeed, fellow anons. I'll see you all in the next realm.

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>>140376029
>If worst comes to worse you can drink your urine up to three times before it becomes toxic.
HAHAHHAA, autists ITT planning on drinking their urine during a RAINSTORM

300mph landfall in New Orleans.

F.

>>140375259
not sure how you come to that conclusion, islands barely weaken and there's plenty of warm water

>>140375906
>>140375911
I guess the subs aren't that big of a deal to me since there's decent sub places almost everywhere around NJ. Is the customer service and prices at least exceptional?

>>140376182
then you are a fat fuck who drinks soda/juice instead, which has water in it.

>>140374813
Thats Jupiter or Neptune fago.

>>140376023
United States is fucking degenerate country.

pretty annoyed that forecasts are still uncertain as fuck

I don't want to evacuate only to be driving into the path of the storm

What if it goes to new orleans?

>>140376166
don't forget the AIDs

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>>140376023
West coast anon here, we're all lilterally suffocating.

The sky is literally just yellow.

Kek is mad at our degeneracy and is trying to clense us by the natural way of culling.

>>140375947
I should have specified that the landfall is what could skip Florida entirely. This is a massive storm.

>>140376023
Because we've reached peak degeneracy

>>140376181

I've got 2 sawyer filters, way better than lifestraws.

>>140376031
You can't collect rain in a bucket when it's being blown sideways at 200mph

>>140376272
No we bought water instead.

>>140376283
Yeah good customer service, decent prices. The reason its subs are sought highly here is because Florida has fucking awful sub places, cant find a single good one since moving from New England where it was godly for subs and pizza.

>>140376370
If this post rolls doubles then it will hit as a cat 5 and 2,000 people will die.

>>140376147
>>140376345
>Democrat LARPing
And the degeneracy gets worse.

>My house has columns holding 50% of the house on a slopped terrain
>Last strong storm made like 5-7% of the terrain secede
>If this trend continues, the terrain will secede and reach the columns and my house will be destroyed

Curse the ancestors that paid for that city terrain. They got jewed. Also important, the government put a prohibitionon alcohol tomorrow.

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>>140376285
>soda/juice
>which has water in it

>>140376429
just turn the bucket sideways idiot

>>140376386
Fuck me I did good by vacationing this month
Of course I am in England so I'm not completely safe but at least nature isn't assfucking me

>>140376429
Pleb

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>>140376023
God came back from vacation and saw our degeneracy. He caught us with our pants down and now he will purge sinners. Yellowstone to erupt soon.

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South Beach/Miami Beach here. Wat do?

>>140375722
The only supermarkets in my area are Walmart and Publix. Publix has better store brands and a nicer atmosphere than Walmart.
>>140376272
I meant in absolute emergencies you can drink your piss. Like being trapped in a cave.

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>>140376120
>Several cars were left abandoned on the side of the road, like doomsday was coming or something and Costco had their ticket to salvation

I wouldn't mind riding out the storm in costco... eating the $1.50 hot dog combo and chicken bakes as the world is ripped to shreds

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Hey IDIOTS, instead of buying a shitload of WATER just buy a WATER FILTER

Your welcome I just saved you time and money, and honestly you can just drink the water outside during a rainstorm its clean enough

btw If you dont already own a water filter your OK with drinking floruide and chemicals so why have a problem with alligator piss and storm debris?

>>140375390
That's starting out as the anon stated, if they're close to that eye wall they're gonna get fucked hard. https://youtu.be/unV5KcSrY-I

>>140376521
>a prohibitionon alcohol tomorrow.
prohibiting buying it or drinking it?

>>140376527
the #1 ingredient in literally every soda is water my man

>>140376452
Fellow New England fag here, finally somebody fucking gets it. Florida subs are the biggest disgrace to the name, THEY AREN'T EVEN HALF OF A SUB FROM NEW ENGLAND YET THEY'RE ALWAYS MORE EXPENSIVE. It fucking enrages me like you couldn't believe

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>>140376527
Do you not understand how water fucking works? Just wow

>>140375689
What really? How do you know a hotel is cat friendly? I have 2. I can't leave them behind and refuse to.


Well Fuck I might have to just leave tomorrow then. I'm in south Florida and we are running out of water everywhere in 239. I'm working but everyone has been running around in our corporate buildings freaking out about evacuations, stores (i work in corporate) and tons of people said they used lunch to get water but everyone is out now.

>>140376532
But then you catch the wind, and it will fill up with wind so there's no room for water.

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who else /staying home even if the house is flooded/ here?

>>140376283

Florida doesn't have any sub places aside from the rare locally owned spot, or some trash chain like subway.

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>>140376587
Polk county here. I have no way to prepare and nowhere to go. Wanna die together fighting KANGZ in a HURIKANG?

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IT'S NOT FAIR, YOU CAN'T FORGET ABOUT US SO SOON.

>>140376527
>first ingredient in sodas
>Carbonated water

Freeze a whole bunch of water jugs and put them in your refrigerator before the storm hits.

It will keep your fridge cold for a long time

>>140376452
YEAH BRO, WE'RE TOTALY GONNA RUN OUT OF WATER DURING A HURRICANE IN A STATE WHERE IT RAINS EVERYDAY

I cant belive I share a state with you dumbfucks, just buy a water filter (you should already have one)

>200mph+ gusts

I am a FUCKINGLEAF stuck here with no hurricane experience.
Cant people just fill pots and pans and shit with water and keep the lids on in case your bottle water supply runs out?
Cant you fill your bathtub and plastic-wrap the top? Or does still water somehow grow killer bacteria or some shit?

I drink tap water all the time, whats the difference?

I'm in SC in an old trailer house. On a scale of 1 to floater, how dead am I?

>>140374274
WHEN IS IT SUPPOSED TO HIT LAND?

>>140376727
When you travel with your cats, do you cat nip em or give them Benadryl so they don't piss, shit and meow as you drive?

DOES ANYBODY KNOW IF ITS GOING TO BE MATTHEW 2.0 AROUND JACKSONVILLE

NOTHING HAS SAID SHIT ABOUT THIS AREA

>>140376721
Also no Super Beefs at all. Chinese is subpar here, and Pizza aint to great.

Have yet to find a single place that can make a decent chicken parm or cheesesteak sub.

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>>140376527
What the fuck do you think the liquid is in soda? What the fuck do plants soak up in order to produce fruit? Why are communists so fucking retarded?

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>>140375585
If they bought my filter they could have all of that flood water to themselves. mmhmm yes goy. Better stock up on my filters if you live in the path of Irma!

>>140376797
>Preparing for anything major to happen in Polk county.
Nothing exciting could ever happen in this county.

>>140376877
South Florida should start to see some heavy rain by Friday, and I think Saturday/Sunday it would actually hit.

The islands are getting hit before that.

321 beachside here. Preparing my kneepads

>>140376386
whats the reason for the yellow sky? can u take a pic?

>>140376727
I know for a fact la quinta hotels allow cats/dogs/reptiles at all locations

>>140376652
Buying alcohol, it also happens on elections. If you sell alcohol, you will lose the license to sell.

>>140376665

what the fuck, just checked a can and seems you are correct. have they been diluting soda all this time?

>>140376920
My cat doesnt do any of that. wtf

>>140376527

>communist

>so stupid he doesn't know that the main component of practically every drink humans drink is water

Everything we drink, from beer, to wine, to milk, to soda, to rum, is an aqueous solution made up mostly of water.

>>140376853
220 mph gust was just recorded about 30 minutes ago

It's a big nothing burger

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Jacksonville folks, report in:
This thing is going to try and rape us where Matthew failed.
https://www.ventusky.com/?p=29.5;-82.9;5&l=wind-925hpa&t=20170911/15&m=gfs

>>140374444
A lot of universities are shitters who won't dismiss classes until the day BEFORE a hurricane hits. I've had that shit pulled on me before and I skipped class and left anyway, because fuck that.

>>140376993
EH IT WILL HAVE DIED DOWN BY FRIDAY GUARANTEED

>>140376956
You never know. Hope it is matthew 2.0, prepare for the worst. If a 190mph storm really hits that's the type of shit that even condo buildings aren't safe from. That's tornado type shit. You just have to evacuate the area.

>>140376803
I hope Irma comes to finish the job desu

Landfall when?
>Landfall when?
Landfall when?
>Landfall when?
Landfall when?
>Landfall when?
Landfall when?
>Landfall when?

>>140376146
I'm guessing there's diminish returns on energy turning into wind speed?

>>140376853
L O W E N E R G Y
When will we get 300 mph hurricane?

>>140377067
Got the link to the hurricane hunter info?

>>140377124
I hope so. I just want to have a comfy tropical depression weekend, not a CAT5 weekend.

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>>140376873
gg

>>140377037
>diluting

Dude, the only reason soda has liquid in it is because of the water. Water is in a lot of fruits/vegetables and juices/etc... so yes you dont HAVE to drink water, its just pure water is 100x better.

I'm in Miami about 5 miles from the water. Should I leave? I have reenforced concrete house and impact windows and a metal roof.

>>140377154
~12 hours for Puerto Rico

5-6 days for Florida. It could still completely miss though.

>>140377166
https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/recon/

>>140377166
It was on my local tv news

>Go and look at gas stations nearby
>Only 4 pumps open at the closest one, other station is packed with people on the road trying to get gas

Eh, I'll go for an early morning drive tomorrow out west to get some.

>>140377224
I really REALLY hope this discussion isn't real

>>140377270

just go at like 2 am

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>tfw live in a reinforced concrete 4 story building with reinforced windows

poor fags will have their pathetic little cuck shed houses btfo

>>140376865
pls respond

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>Went on vacation this week
>Hurricane about to give me another week off for FREE
Only shitty part is having to drive for 8 hours to get out of Florida.

>>140377229
You'll be okay. Got a generator?

>>140376728
but the wind is humid and carries water so you simply drink the wind

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>>140374274
Big nothing burger

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>>140376988

>>140376019
re-rolling to keep it from Texas.

It was an honor pretending to be racist with you fine gentlemen

>>140376023
God is punishing us for taking in the Jews.

>>140377231
If this post rolls doubles then 80,000 Puerto Ricans will die.

>>140376865
odds are your house is getting blown away while you keep the water in the pots with lids

Where a can watch flyind homes, trash, niggers, and dead burgers in live?

Any upcoming streams?

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>>140375585
you're unironically retarded. Please count your chromosomes and come back once it's been resolved.

>>140377229

Check the flood evacuation maps, if you're 5 miles from the coast then you're probably in a Cat 4 evacuation zone.

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>>140377444
>pretending

>>140377338
Do you even know what a cat 5 hurricane is? 5 is when even the experts just throw up a shrug and say "Avoid this thing or it'll fuck your shit up"

>>140377444
Damn.

>>140377346
DUMB LEAF

READ THIS POSTS>>140376842
>>140376645


JUST BUY A WATER FILTER FOR LIKE $15, ITS A FUCKING HURRICANE THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF WWATER AROUND

https://youtu.be/GBgVSCWt1KA

>>140377209
>Wen u tryna loot, but duh storm surge hit

>>140376645
>alligator piss and storm debris
There are industrial chemical manufacturers out here too.

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>>140377044 mine does. Constant meowing when he's the car.hes also shit and pissed the carrier in like an hour drive to the vet

>>140377527
meant for
>>140377451

I hope you guys will be safe.

Can anyone tell me the appeal of living in Florida? It looks good on pictures but I've got the impression you guys are evacuating every two months

Euro has Cuba getting fucking killed

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Any chance it hits new England?
Really hoping we get some here

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Any anons in Miami and elsewhere preparing to get hit?

>Daily reminder if you don't look like pic related you're basically done

>>140377503
I will livestream it straight from South West Florida.

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RIP my house. So where do I evac to if this storm hits?

>>140377224
>>diluting

yeah it seriously feels like I have been scammed all these years paying for water

St. John USVI Webcam - Great Expectations Villa

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k

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>>140377503
Nothing is going to happen, this board is full of the most autistic people that makes storms in fucking cups of tea.

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Weather Channel reports that their wave buoys in the Atlanta Ocean have reported Wave heights of 14 feet near Antigua and Dominica

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Winds will hit 195 MPH soon

>>140377533
>britbong
You have no idea what you're talking about.

"Experts" are the same ones who said we'd all be dead by 2020 because of global warming, they say outrageous BS for views

My house could survive a tornado

>>140377505
>no argument
>lame meme instead

>>140377640
Americans are fucking stupid. They'd sacrifice safety for warm weather.

>>140377626
If this post rolls trips then 30 million people will be without power.

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>>140377692
Oh, forgot the link
http://frances-a.cs.fiu.edu/

>>140377692
Once the storm hits you aren't evacuating any where other than the afterlife.

>Irma is now cat 5 and is annular

Nice

>>140377692
Have you tried traveling east? Seems like the safest bet, mate.

It's going to hit as a tropical storm, watch.

>>140376956
t b h i think only south florida really needs to be worried. everywhere else will be matthew 2.0

>>140377640
Nice beaches, hog hunting, nigger hunting, good sandwiches

checking >>140377777

>>140377685
will you post links n'd shit?

>yfw Irma threads the gap, avoids Cuba, and unloads 100% on Florida

>>140377640
There is no appeal to living in Florida. It peaked in the early 90's and then took a steep downfall thanks to niggers, spics, and the recession. Now its a giant shit hole, even the vacation spots are shanty towns.

>>140374753
>University hasn't canceled yet, I'm stuck here for now.
cuck waiting for authority to give you the OK to save your fucking life. retard. like all those people who were told to go back up to their offices in the WTC when the first tower was hit. you are a buffoon

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there's another hurricane coming like 2 days later

>>140377640
Only poorfags in wooden houses that evacuate

>>140377673

Doral here, I closed the shutters to the house, I may leave depending on tomorrow's or Thursday's trajectory.

Filled my car's tank today, filled like 7 extra gallons in some portable tanks. Prices are skyrocketing now, gas was like 2.35 this weekend, I paid 2.80 or so, I bet by tomorrow it's 3.50.

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>>140377692
Interstates will probably allow contra-flow on Saturday. It will be a real clusterfuck. Here's the interstate contra-flow plan

>>140377843
I don't have any friends. :o(

Maybe I can get a hotel someplace.

>>140377692
>Living in Miami

Your hubris deserves its due justice. Face the storm like a man.

>>140377754
>says the beanbag
Youre just jealous of our rain.

>>140377977
nah, jose will bend off

>>140377977
Nah, it'll stay out at sea. Irma will basically blow it away from the US.

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>>140375573
>not having a few months worth of food stored just because.

Step it up lad

305 here, anybody wanna go boating saturday?
Meet at the boardwalk in Oleta state park 0800

>>140378033
My house would be under 6ft of water...

>>140377754
>this board is full of the most autistic people that makes storms in fucking cups of tea.
I'm sure this was funnier in your head.

>>140377692
Toilet. Dont want anyone to find your corspe with a shit caked on ya bum. Assuming the gators dont find ya 1st.

>>140377023
Thanks anon, may have to leave next few days and will keep a eye out for one

>>140377640
I've been here for 25 years and never had to go anywhere

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>>140374539
last night I had a dream Japan had made a Golden Girls anime

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Latest Euro still likes the gulf coast

>>140377931
>Being this retarded
Well thats because you're probably some retarded fag who doesn't know a vacation spot from a prison.

I live in one. There are no spics, no niggers, and the place is spotless and amazing. Millions in infrastructure, amazing beaches, everyone is white.

>>140378102
Houselet

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561 REPORTING IN

Any Palm Beach County btos out there, my prayers are with you!

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185 MPH winds are equivalent that of a F3 TORNADO (which is 500-800 YARDS in diameter), producing the following effects:

> Roof and some walls torn off well constructed houses; trains overturned; most trees in forests uprooted

Unless I'm reading things wrong, the foregoing will be widespread throughout the HURRICANE (which is 29 MILES in diameter (for the eye)). Unreal.

If this post rolls trips then the entire country of Puerto Rico will lose power for two weeks.

>>140375585
yup - just put a bucket on your doorstep, you retards
teabags, bottle of vodka and a clean pair of socks see you through every emergency known to man.

>>140378041
There has been rain for a solid fucking month here, last friday i wasn't able to go home for the weekend because the rain.

>>140378203
>hitting the gulf coast
yeah...sure...

>>140378293
That's going to happen, regardless of numerals

>>140378290
so were all gunna get hit by a huge tornado

holy fuck

>>140378290

Yeah dude, Cat 4-5 hurricanes are serious business.

>>140375044
do Puerto Ricans get US flags here?

Death toll prediction ?

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>>140378196
freaky... i need to rewatch the hurricane episode of golden girls since they live in miami

>>140374532
It's supposed to skirt the edge of the islands. The eye never makes landfall on anything major until like Carolina if it goes the Florida route

>>140378391
No.

>>140378405
7 figure death toll

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>>140378293
Country?

>>140378391
No

>>140378405
If this post rolls trips then 300,000 Puerto Ricans will die.

>>140378405

High 4 maybe even 5 digits. Mostly niggers and old people.

>>140378405
Everyone in Puerto Rico hopefully.

>>140374274

Orlandofag here, current best TVCN projections put it going over Miami, then whacking my town before going to Jax. I work at a government utility and we're hardened against storms pretty well with giant diesel generators, water treatment facility and heavy storm shutters on all windows and entrances. If the SHTF I'll be working. Just have to grab my cats, wide, and emergency food. Mostly in that order, lol.

Not too worried about my house. Orlando has a good canal drainage system and I'm aware better than most how the lift stations work. So I don't think we'll have much more than limited local floods. But I have 3 fucking queen palms in front of my house. Bastards are great battering rams if they come down wrong

>>140376721
then go back to new england fucking druggie

>>140378405
6 000 000

>>140374700
Why though?

>>140378290
185mph is an EF4 tornado.
(166 - 200 mph)

Feeling nice and comfy in Minnesota

Good luck Floridacucks

>>140378405
extinction level event

>>140378290
Diameter has nothing to do with a tornadoes strength. You could have an F2 wedge tornado or an f5 tight funnel.

>>140378154
They will book up fast. You should make a reservation at one. You can cancel with no penalty with 48 hours notice.

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>>140378290
The storms also create microburst that act like tornados on top of that. These people saying their reinforced concrete hurricane glass buildings are safe are absolutely wrong if a storm like this hit. When you get up into winds in excess of 155 mph you have enough damage if that extreme wind sustains itself for as much as six seconds on a building it's going to cause rupturing damages that are serious no matter how well it's engineered.

>>140378247
561 is the best area code. Still affluent enough to keep the unwashed masses from SoFlo out.

anyone know which weather location to watch for increasing wind speeds? been looking at baruba but they aren't really increasing.

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>>140377455
I didn't live long enough to see my #1 on the bucket list come true.

It was nice shitposting with you fellow /pol/acks, this was the closest i ever will get to experience whats is like to be a REAL american.

>>140378203
hahaha niggas imagine if this fucking storm hits Texas, Houston.

>>140378293
Two weeks? More like two months.

>>140378290
Yes everything that isn't a reenforced concrete structure will be flattened.

>>140378542
>minnestotan
>calling anyone a cuck
enjoy your somalis

>>140378311
Do you faggots realize that Injuns lived in Florida in teepees for thousands of years with no problem?

Surviving is not hard

>>140378542
>Feeling nice and comfy in Minnesota

320 here, where you do live, my Somalian half brother?

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>>140378405
Black people cant swim.

>>140378538
Holy fucking shit

I wonder how fast the the tornadoes get inside the hurricane

Who here hyped for martial law?

>>140378290
It's going to be a like a tornado leaving a 30+ mile wide destruction path yes. The path should be visible from space and Cat 4 and 5's have insane microburst and tornado spawn portential

>>140378644
Nigga puerto ricans are american citizens, right? Just buy a plane ticket.

If this post rolls trips then 800,000 Puerto Ricans will die.

>>140378405
me