WTF? I love Islam now. Friendship ended with Christianity

Full English I hope

Every time I see something like this, I become more convinced "the onion" is a Muslim propaganda seed

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>Ahmed stops Muhammad from robbing and/or stabbing in his mosque.
>Brings him to the kitchen instead, serving delicious halal breakfast.
>Ahmed says: "Nigger what the fuck are you doing, knives are old fashion for slaying the kufar. I'll show you something better"
>Ahmed brings his fellow shitskin outside, to the parking lot.
>There it is. In it's full glory. Almost entirely white. Huge. Powerful.
>"Nowdays we use delivery trucks my friend"

Yes, such a news worthy event. I am truly moved by this man.

>>140357145
>>140357182
When was the last time Poles made breakfast for someone?

FAKE

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>>140356622

It's the only meal you've ever done right tbqhwy family.

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>>140357145
>>140357145
>>"Nowdays we use delivery trucks my friend"

>>140358021
Why do you have puke on a plate, you sick fuck? Could you please flush it down the toilet? Thank you.

>>140358021
Bean, tomato, egg, mushroom and sausage pizza?

The fuck is wrong with you?!

>>140358021
Scarf down the barf

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>>140358021
Why would you post such a horrible image

.>>140357266

Think about it. He probably felt in good company.

>>140356473
Immentallislamnaow

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>>140357145
kek
based boland

>>140356473
>muslim stops muslim from killing someone
Are we supposed to be in awe, or something? Isn't this just meant to be the benchmark of standard behaviour?
Surely, gold stars being handed out all round (to much applause) when one of them actually manages this simple assessment of right and wrong implies that the basic standard for these people is violent savage.

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>>140356473
Not the positioning of the Butt-Hole...

For the Invocation of Demons...

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