is your life in order with your values, /pol/?

>>140331540
Yeah man.

>>140331540
>40k a year
wtf i would make more working at a supermarket stocking shelves

>60
>retire
how will you finance those refugees, goyim?

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ops sorry

posting real version

23, manager at mid sized company, bought first house, will never own a dl or a car because I'm convinced that they are horrible for the environment, kissless virgin, don't plan on changing that either.

I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself.

>>140331904
>kissless
so you're at square 1.

i run a forklift repair company and make 2.5 mil a year at 22 cause im not a fucking degen like this poster shows

>>140331540

>move out at 22
>rent on your own at 24
>everything at least until that point paid by daddy

How's your gender studies degree coming along?

>>140332369
>his father can't raise him

no wonder you ended up on /pol/

23 dropout NEET
Own an apartment cause generous welfare
Got far enough to fuck a girl once but 2 tight
Meh, could be worse

>>140331540
> not earning 40k/year until age 37

What is this, the life chart for fast food workers?

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>>140331540
>age 15
>first kiss
>anything on that image past 21

>>140332420

So you haven't even reached the "move out" yet, have you?

>kissless at 15

wtf this guide is impossible

>>140332775
>So you haven't even reached the "move out" yet, have you?
I'm in my 30s and live on my own, but nothing wrong in getting support until 25

>>140331540
>buy TWO FUCKING HOUSES and ONE FLAT
Jesus christ, how bluepilled is this

>>140331540
> Good goy. Work, eat, find temporary happiness. Never question. Breed more productive drones and die quickly when you retire. Live how we want you to live.

>>140333197
>he never experienced the pure bliss and joy of true love

no shit you're so cinic

>get married, have a kid, and buy a house before you earn average wage
as expected of a loan company

>waiting til 20 to learn how to drive

wat

>>140331540
>40k a year

What the actual fuck

>>140332762
>>anything on that image past 21
Anything except the $40k. Didn't notice it till now, how the fuck can you earn less than that a year?

>>140332834
>handheldless at 21
kill me now senpai

>>140331540
failed at many of them im 27

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>>140333628
>handheldless
wtf?

I think it's impossible to finish elementary school without having held hand with a little girl

>>140333426
>>140333439
it's a british company dimwits, it's about 52k ameribux

I run a small crematory in a decent location. It's comfy work.

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>Get rammed by the Truck of Peace at the age of 12
>Death
>Bad end
>Continue? Y/N
N:
>Your Soul goes into the void
>Game Over
Y:
>Reborn as a nigger in Africa
>Get cooked by a witchdoctor at the age of 6
>Bad End
>Continue? Y/N
N:
>Your Soul goes into the void
>Game Over
Y:
>Ops! Not enough soul points.
>Your Soul goes into the void
>Game Over

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>>140333245
I know love. Knew love. She died. Cancer took her. No offspring - she was too weak. But, I loved her. Wish i'd met her sooner.

Got to live life my way, for her. Maybe that means a job, maybe that means travel, find a place away from the stink of capital, the rot of our society. Want to make something worth preserving. Home is a corpse - skeleton of the nation that was. Must be somewhere I can make my stand.

>>140333697
I have bit above average looks and a 8" dick, fingered one girl on junior school and fucked other on high school.
I never entered a relationship because i don't feel emotionally attracted to women, and i'm not gay so i'll die fucking alone.

>>140331540
nice cuckhold life no thank you

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>>140333703
Rude. I didn't notice the "amigo loans.co.uk" till now. But thats okay because I love you snek.

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>>140331540
>start earning 40k (euros? pounds?) a year

I was doing this at 26.

Also I will never allow a female into my house and I will never get married or have kids. Women are fucking garbage and only for casual sex.

>>140333964
so you are not handless

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>>140333889
>the ride never ends
>but your soul can go into the void
>thus the ride ends
What?

>not earning 40k a year until you're 37
wtf?
I'm 22 enlisted in the military and earn 40k

>>140331540

>buy a house at 27
>don't even make 40k until you're 37

u wot m8?

>>140334236
>enlisted in the military

GOOD GOY!

>>140334180
I never held hands with a girl, never kissed one, so i'm there

>>140334289
you fingered and fucked without kissing or holding hand?

was it a gloryhole?

>>140333957

You should go hiking/camping for a bit bro.

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>>140334215
Fug, maybe I should've posted this pic instead.

>>140334346
in housepartys anon, it's really easy to fuck girls there.

>>140331828
Don't worry shekelstein, retirement age has increased multiple times the last 5 years in my country...
I'll have to work till i'm 80 to pay all these sandniggers

>>140334602
how can you not kiss a girl you are fucking

>>140331540
>first full time job before you can drive
>first full time job before you have a car
>move at 22
>rent at 24
>have had a full time job since 19 and only start earning average at 30
>start a business only one year after you become manager at a job
>40k a year
>good
>40k a year supporting a family of 4 and a new house
>decide to buy property on top of that
>doing absolutely nothing in life between 37 and 60
>retiring at 60

>>140334642
she's rubbing her butt against your crotch, you get near a wall, bend her, lift her miniskirt, move her panties and start fucking.
Lost interest in sex after that, now i'm a robot

>>140334801
wow no shit that sounds so sad and cold
also
>going raw with a certified roastie

>>140331540
I'm 21. Already moved out, currently paying rent but living in a really nice apartment. Earning much more than the average wage in my country.

>>140334866
Delicious and tight 14-15 year old.
Many girls don't put resistance because they fear being 'left out' of their friend circle, the best age to get young pussy is 18-20 when girls see you as mature but not too old

>>140331540
40k at 37, what kind of visionless, planless casual scrub is this. Go big or go home.

>>140333957
Lmao nice LARP gayboy

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>>140331540
>First Kiss
16

>First Full-Time Job
20, working as a cart pusher in a grocery store.

>Passed Driving Test
Haven't done that yet. I need to so I can get a CDL.

>First Holiday With Friends
I haven't seen any of my friends in the last 8 months except for my best friend who I work and carpool with. I see that motherfucker 4 times a week for 15 minutes before and after work which is more than enough.

>Buy First Car
21, bought an old high mileage beat to hell car (cash) for family use. 23, bought personal classic chevy pickup truck (cash).

>Move Out
Dad died when I was 14 and mom fucked up her back working in upholstery trying to make up financially for being a single parent and is now disabled. I started working part-time at the age of 16 to help and gradually have taken over more and more of the bills since then. By 22 me and my mom were splitting the rent/bills and as of now (24) I am paying the lions share. My little brother just started college but once he starts working I'm going to let him take over my share of the bills and split.
>Start Earning Average Wage
Age 30? The average American wage is only like $35K. My job right now pays a $27K salary. I should hit around $32K by the end of the year after I add up all of the overtime I worked.

>24
>own house
>have good paying job
>life is great
>no gf though

Im just a fucking coward when it comes to women. Nothing more nothing less.

>>140336509
>Im just a fucking coward when it comes to women. Nothing more nothing less.

read Models by Mark Manson.

>>140336296
>Passed Driving Test
>Haven't done that yet.

>Buy First Car
>21, bought an old high mileage beat to hell car (cash) for family use. 23, bought personal classic chevy pickup truck (cash).

???

>>140331540
>Aged 30
>Start earning average wage
Hah! BTFO, I'm 5 years ahead of the game.

>>140333957
I think she just would want you to be happy at some point. So don't off yourself, do something.

>>140331540
Loan company pushing things to get you in debt. Fuck that schlomo.

>>140336595
My uncle taught me how to drive so I could help him tow vehicles when I was 18. The car that I bought was put in my moms name. Here in Texas we have this retarded ass law that makes it so if you have a running vehicle you have to keep it ensured even if it's just sitting there whether you have a license or not. Since I knew how to drive and my Trucks ensured I just started driving without a license. The one time I did get pulled over the cop didn't care because I have a valid ID and am insured.

>>140334538
Well you could've but since you posted it now you've shown the void is not he end. But maybe you expected a reply like mine to validate how intelligent you are. I've seen that image before btw. Also sad that the flesh prison looks like it has fetal alcohol syndrome. Speaking of alcohol it's what i've been consuming for some time.

>>140334604
>has increased multiple times the last 5 years in my country...
Guess it's a good thing my great grandfather left that "country". Doesn't really matter though, it's increased everywhere for us goyim.

>>140335114
>18-20
You mean you or the female? Because at that age 99.99% of grills are not virgin.

>>140338932
He meant 18-20 male fucking 14-15 girl

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>this whole thread about life

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>>140331540
Only the normiest of normalfags could achieve this chart.

>>140331806
right, if i'm 37 making 40 k i'll be in a sorry state indeed. europoors BTFO as usual

>>140331540
>full time job before license

what

>>140331540
>Buy first flat
>Buy first house
Ahh I'm not a baby boomer. I will never be able to buy a house.
And since I'm Aussie I'll probably go from renting off baby boomers to renting off Chinese investors..

>>140340983
Also
>buy flat
>2 years later
>buy house
What fucking amount of money do you think i'm making buddy?

>>140331540
Where is the part where my involvement in gassing the bikes and beginning the rice war begins? You disappoint, Avi

>driving

I'm 33 and I walk to work. Better than getting in a four wheeled death machine with the other idiots on the road

>>140331540
It must be exhausting be one of you, trying so desperately to fit life in little neat square boxes with no success (go figure) and then feelling like a failure. Sounds fun, count me out.

>>140344408
do you really think this chart was made by a /pol/ack?

>>140331540
>move out at age 22
>rent on your own at age 24

lolwut

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>>140331540
>pass driving test
>age 20

>start earring 40k a year
>age 37

>>140331540
So far ahead of chart, but considering i'm going to jail soon i'll probably fall behind in the future

>>140331540
Wtf is this? I was earning $75k right out of college and bought my first brand new car that year. Didn't have kids until I was 35. Does that mean I was already retired?

>>140344829
did you beat up too many imigrants sven?

>>140331540
>40k a year
t. 360k/year at age 23 but a kissless virgin
>tfw not joking

>>140344538
it was made by a british (((loan firm))) to make people -- whoever they are -- feel like bad goyim

>>140331540
>Buying a flat/ getting married before even hitting the average wage
>Having a child a year before a proper house
>BUYING A FUCKING HOUSE / HAVING A CHILD BEFORE HITTING AVERAGE WAGE
>Buying a "brand new car" at 32 as a milestone
>Considering two holidays to be a milestone
>No milestones between 40 and 60
This is some fucking top notch jewery if I've ever seen it

>>140331889
i think you mean "how to create an /r9k/ robot"

>>140345111
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>>140344862
americans and their reading comprehension

>>140345178
Nigger I don't care about adjusted currency values, my post is based on "average" wage and bad timing choices, this thing sucks regardless

>>140331540
What? who you think am I? A boomer?

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>>140331540
>your values
I am making nuclear apocalipse come sooner, so yes.

>>140345178
There's not much to read on that gay image.

>>140345311
not many people are on an average wage in the uk; you either have a low wage or a really high wage, the average being the mean of those

>>140345424
Well that's depressing, at least you have plenty cultural enrichment :^)

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>how to be a fucking pleb all your life & do nothing significant enough to be remembered for or improve humanity

>>140331540
22 years old and my parents pay for college.
It feels great

>>140345651
what are you anon, a LOSER??? take a mortgage from mr. noseberg for g-d's sake

>>140339756
Yeah I'm waking up with excruciating stomach pain yet I'm about to go lift weights like there's no tomorrow even though I have trouble gaining weight because I haven't even had the slightest chance to get laid in 8 years except by girls who fucked my friends or we're already taken

I'm not even a virgin but god damn 8 years fucking end it already

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>>140345806
should i also watch lots of the sport ball?
and get a credit card?

Already failed any having to do with relationships
>Aged 20 Pass Driving Test
How about 17?
>22 Move out
On the money with that one, need to get a car by next year though
>24 Rent on your own
Got that done
>37 40k a year
Laughed until I realized it was a british loan company. Did the currency conversion and laughed again, I'm making this much at 22.
Yeah, I'm doing pretty good with the money stuff, just gotta find a way to not be a kissless virgin.

>>140346247
your good goy certificate is in the post

>>140331806
>>140340669
It's in bong dollars, it's like 60k in burger dollars.

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I dont really get the "moving out meme".

>have a 400 square meter, 3 storey house
>have an entire storey for yourself, the other is sisters, the other one is for parents

why would i move out?
i can spend weeks without even seeing my parents, even though we live in the same house.

is the moving out thing a meme, a jewish trick or should i really move out for some uknown reason?

>>140345828
Fuck me I just puked after working out a little

>>140347240
Your parents will maybe fucking resent you if you don't like mine do

After telling me I couldn't move out when I made double what most people who move out make

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>>140331540
>age 31
>have a second child

The wife better be at MOST aged 25.

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What kind of loser gets their license at 20?.

>>140331540
Well lets see. I'm 34 and still havn't got my first kiss so I'm a little bit behind schedule.

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>>140347240
DELETE THIS

>>140347540
that's american meme behaviour, the same mind virus like that drives them to justify infant circumcision

>>140347999

my thought exactly.

>you're 18 anon!!! its time for your first bank loan!!!

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Joke's on them, I have a slew of health problems and am heading to an early grave.

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>>140331540

Values are meaningless.

Following the path from the picture, yes.

But I've done some terrible stuff and used to be a degenerate.

I still take psychedelics, which makes me feel guilty. But honestly, I'd never become redpilled if not for a couple of debates I've had on acid. Most of my friends also say that their psychedelic experiences made them appreciate traditional values and culture.

Other than that, I think I've had too many partners and ruined my relationship with the love of my life.

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>>140331540
>tfw passed driving test and own a car and still have not kissed someone

>>140331540
>>140331889
Why don't you people stop being such fucking pussies, blaming the world for your problems?

>>140350683
£10 says you're either upper-middle class or a chav