Well it was only a matter of time

Yeah, I'm on pretty good terms with my parents these days.

>>140288292

same

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>>140288032
right after I stop for gas

>>140288032
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MOVED TO AUSTIN TEXAS.

>>140288032
>live next to middle eastern command
i'll be one of the first to go fellas

>>140288032

>Elko, nevada

I'll see the lights on the horizon as you all perish.

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>>140288292
>>140288373

>>140288474
How do you like your shithole

>>140288032

So what about a 2-warhead scenario?

>>140290796
San Francisco, Los Angeles

>>140290959
And nothing of value was lost.

>>140290639

Its not bad desu.

Decent town, good food. Basques are based.

gotta love living in Battle Mountain, Nevada

>>140288032
MAMA oooooOOOOooooo
I DON'T WANNA DIE, SOMETIME I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!

>>140291505

Said literally no one ever.

Living in Wyoming must have its perks
jesus

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>>140288032
>tfw only worth getting nuked in a 500 nuke scenario
feels GOOD man

Why is the i-75 corridor in SW ohio so heavily targeted?

>>140291945
Industrial center ?

If Kim nukes Los Angeles the state and therefore country will go to the conservatives for the next 100 years.

>>140288032
My life for all the Californian degenerates' is a fair trade.

>>140292423
Sacramento just unanimously voted to pay gang members money to not commit crimes.

send help, we quite literally have a town being held hostage by bandits.

>>140293036
>send help
Nukes are on the way anon. How many megatons do you need?