Rude Americans please stop saying "Hi, how are you"

>>140278460
hi how are you

>>140278460
>not appreciating smalltalk
(You) must be autistic

It's just a turn of phrase you dolt. Brits don't want you to verify what they just said why they say "innit."

>>140278666
fuck off Satan

>>140278730
Hello there newfriend, how are you

>>140278730
LOL
good catch

>>140278804
salutations there friendo, how has your day gone for you

You need to calm down. Jesus loves you. Remember that.

>>140278666
The greeting is evil?

>>140278460
Heyyy hows it going?

Howdy you autistic weeb. How are you doing

When Americans say how you doing or how are you it's more of a don't actually tell me I dont care kind of thing, your supposed to just say good or ask how they are doing

>>140278666
Devilish

>>140278460
I'm only slightly bothered by this. If they're my friend, they'll listen to me bitch for an hour and do something about it. If they aren't, I don't expect them to do anything about it anyways.

How much do you want to bet there's a Finnish flag under that UN flag?

Ahoy! Hows your mothers cunt this fine morning? I hope wet and warm as usual.

>>140278460
seriously, though: how are you?

>>140278460
you are literally, figuratively, and metaphorically retarded

>>140278460
Hi, how are you?

>>140278460
>[AUTISM INTENSIFIES]

>>140278460
God I fucking hate that, so true

>>140278460
hate this shit. i usually just respond good, and they know not to ask me again. also you can greet people who like to ask "how are you" with "whats up?" white people still fuck this up some how.

"whats up steven?"

"not much, yourself!?"

just say whats up or not much you fucking sutpid crackers stop being fake all the fucking time.

>>140278460
Pussy Europeans who can't handle small talk are why Americans don't travel.

>>140278460
It's just a greeting you autist, they aren't actually asking for your life story.

>>140278460
GTFO of these United States then you goddamn commie.

>>140278460
It's not fake politeness, you're just an autistic loser with no social knowledge.

>>140279673
Good morrow to you aquantince how is thouist day

>>140279198
That's why is so fucking gross and fake and insulting.
I usually ignore it and don't answer it and just stare in their stupid faces observing their confusion, or if I answer it I say, "terrible" "horrible" "really bad today" "shitty"
Watching their reactions is priceless.
What a stupid custom, especially when those American swines don't even wait for the answer.

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Europeans are cold soulless faggots. You're literally being run over by jihadists that rape your women and you're triggered the most by someone asking about your day

>>140279830
not everyone enjoys being insincere 24/7. it's fake. what are you gonna do if i say bad? fucking pray for me? gtfo faggot

>>140279946
Damn right Teddy.

>>140279798
I though the reason Americans don't travel is that the international flight seats are human sized. Too small for Americans.

>>140279851
>le colloquial speech is freely chosen meme
now tell me your cutting edge thoughts about vocal fry and rising terminals

>>140279851
Hi, how are you?

>>140279591
No, you Americans are retarded with your fake-ness thinking that you are intelligent and polite.

>>140279851
But how ARE you??

>>140280126
Hi, how are you?

>Hey how's it going?
"Hey" or "good"
*smile*
*walk away*

>>140278460
lol i agree

>>140280251
It's that easy.

>>140278460
What the fuck? This is one of the reasons I like Americans, friendly small talk is awesome.

>>140280251
needs a 360 degree turn

>>140278460
Howdy stranger, how goes it?

>>140279709
>Literally lives in Canada
>Bitches about politeness

And you wonder why shit skins aren't true Canadians and why white people hate you

>>140278460
HOW TF ARE YOU? T-TELL US!!

>>140278460
I know what binkie's problem is.
Ahmed didn't pull out like he said he would.

>>140278666
Oh the fucking irony of satan saying that in this case, kek has blessed this thread

ITT: triggered normalfags

>>140279851
Holy shot you're so autistic and cynical. It's just an affirmation of existence. By asking how someone's doing, and I agree it's a empty gesture but you are just acknowledging that person's existence, how is that insulting? It's a great tradition.

That's like saying that saying Good Morning to someone is insulting because you're declaring you're having a good morning when they aren't.

>>140280624
I wonder how he is, though.

>Live in London
>No one makes eye contact in the street
>No one nods
>No one smiles and says "hi"
>No one tries to make small-talk
>It's taboo to quietly talk to your friends on public transport - utter silence is expected
>People look at you like you're a maniac if you try to shoot the shit with them in public

I've never felt so lonely while being surrounded by so many people. London is a city of turboautists. They cram themselves onto a train - forcing their head into a stranger's armpit and having someone's knee slowly driven into their balls - but they won't make eye contact or even talk about the weather at a bus station.

I miss the "Hi, how are you". At least it's human. Brits are gigaautists.

>>140278460
Hi how ar you

>>140280320
>friendly small talk is awesome.
It's not small talk.
It's a very specific very personal question.
You wanna have small talk talk about weather or some other shit, don't stick your nose in my ass asking me personal questions.
It shows that Americans have no imagination if they cannot start a conversation without asking empty stupid ridiculous questions.
Very fucking insecure nation.

>>140278460
Are Yuropeons really this autistic?

>>140280744
this
>>140280774
Montreal is the same, sucks the life out of you

>>140278460
Stay out of america then, fag

>>140280594
I'm a-okay burger bro, yourself?

>>140278460
You fucking caveman savage stop using my language

>>140278460
How are you?

OP is Russian btw.

>>140280842
If I lived in the greatest nation on Earth I would always care about how my fellow Americans are feeling. I have respect for my fellow country men.

>>140278460
I'm socially retarded so I haven't a clue on how else I am able to start a conversation.

>>140280842
Hey how are you though?

>>140280774
It's the same where I live. It's like the only friendly people are ones who live in small communities. I don't think humans were meant to be crammed together into cities and towns.

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>>140280842
>It's a very specific very personal question

No, it's actually a very general personal question that can be answered easily. Learn some social skills shitskin.

>>140279851
>burgers are rude for saying how are you
>whilst OP (a.k.a. Major Faggot) is throwing every single insult in the book out at us
Sounds like OP is just a depressed faggot that rarely leaves his house but when he does he gets salty because nobody actually ask how he is doing, kys OP

>>140280744
>That's like saying that saying Good Morning
By saying "good morning" you are not asking them personal questions, you are projecting your wishes for them to have a good morning.
Big difference.

>>140280744
And of course I'm referring to this tradition as among strangers. I always care how my friends are doing but if I see someone on the street and ask how's it going I'm just reminding us that were not alone, we're a society. We can acknowledge each other's existence because what's the funbin shutting everyone out.

>>140280907
Good.
>that easy.

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>>140278666
The devil ^ deceives..

>>140279851
It's almost like you don't understand the culture

>>140281190
I was just quipping that snowflakes like to twist shot around into something to be offended by. Like faggot OP did.

>>140278460
How's it hanging ya sonofa...

>>140281190
Yeah, but anon, how are you?

>>140280842
You honestly sound like the insecure one- oh wait this is bait.

>>140278460

>saying hi is rude

Imagine how broken of a person you would have to be to think this.

>>140280869
Yes dude look up pictures of Finland Bus stops

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>>140280066
Double^check^
And how are you?

>>140280886
>sucks the life out of you
I'm starting to think that this urban isolation is the cause of a lot of mental health problems. People are forced to deal with the worst aspects of human contact (unwanted intrusions, waste, noise, etc) without getting any of the pleasurable parts (personal bonds, friendship, etc). It's not normal. It's got to be doing some damage to our psyches.

>>140281070
Where do you live (city or countryside, not specifically)? And you're right, this definitely isn't normal. I read somewhere that the brain can only handle about 150 human relationships at a time - we're just not built for living in mega-communities.

>>140281455
kek

>>140281031
Yes, they all answer this stupid empty, "I'm fine" "I'm doing great" yet in mean time they all have bunch of problems with health or money, job, personal and family relations.

Bunch of fucking liars.

>>140281455
>Imagine how broken of a person you would have to be to think this.

Just being European would be enough, me thinks.

How is everyone in this thread doing today?

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>>140281575
oh, can't complain. yourself?

>>140281060
At least honest intelligent answer.
THANK YOU ANNON.

>>140281643
You don't seem fine, how are you really anon?

>>140281723
Just fine, yourself?

>>140281723
Yeah man, doing pretty good. Been kind of hot today though, don't you think? I'm sweating like a Scientologist on Judgement Day over here.
How're you doing?

>>140278460
Hi. Fuck you.
You're right, that does feel more authentic.

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>>140280744
Check. ^
Agree The world needs more social interactions.
Less of - pic related

>>140281818
Pretty good, just got back from work and ate some food, time to get comfortable

>>140278460

Congratulation! You have autism!

>>140279851
>hey op how ar-
>SHUT UP YOU FAT AMERCIAN STOP TRYING TO TALK TO ME REEEERRR

That how you sound you fucking man child

>>140281853
Ah some to here that friend o' cross the pond, I'm a Florida man i love the heat, sorry to hear you don't like it tho, get inside that sweet air conditioning soon friend

>>140278460
>>140278666
How that the first post was from the Devil himself?
LOL

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>>140278460
I wonder why yuroshits get so triggered by Daniel Johnston.
>stab your brother in the back, and collect yoyr paycheck
Maybe because his lyrics hit too close to home?

>>140281929
I hear you, man. Just backpacked 13 miles today - and I gotta tell you I'm pretty beat. Hot here too. And smokey.

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>>140278460

I used to think the same thing when I was a bitter cunt with a shit life and no friends. Luckily, I grew out of it and found out how fortunate I am to have two working hands and legs a roof over my head and an entire life a head of me.

Anyway, have fun in high school you little queer.

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>>140280842
This^
Is hard core trolling. It has to be.
Even dogs want affirmation and connection.
It's what social mammals do.

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>>140280045
>international flight seats are human sized. Too small for Americans.
Its not our fault we are of godly stature before Eurosmalls.

>>140278460
You stupid retard. The entire point of the greeting is to put the ball in your court. It's to try to get a rough measure of what sort of a person you are. If you can't respond to "Hi how are you" in a normal way, then you're probably some sort of autist that we normal, functioning Chad tier americans want to avoid. So thanks for letting us know to exclude you from all social contact while we go have fun together as normal human beings. Looks like "Hi how are you" did its job. Never fails.

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>>140282051

>>140278460
Could be worse, could be "Dia duit".

>>140278460
Are you all right anon? You seem like something is wrong, you doin okay?

>>140282051
confirmed for autist

>>140280066
Vocal fry triggers me. Ever since I found out what it was I've been hearing it all the fucking time and it's annoying as fuck. And it's pretty much always women.

>>140281648

I think Europeans are just more honest, so avoid asking every single stranger how they are. Who knows, maybe they got fired from work, a family member has died, or just having a shitty day. Atleast that way, by not asking the question, you will prevent the other person from awkwardly having to lie and saying theyre having a fucking fantastic day. Maybe you are the ones that are broken. You have to pretend to be happy all the time, hiding being a wall of lies and fake happiness every time you get asked that question.

>>140278460
>It's very rude to ask a stranger such personal question, especially when you don't even wait for the fucking answer.
>You just asking automatically like some fucking retarded robot.
>Stop this artificial plastic politeness because you might get punched in the face for your fake intrusion in private affairs of a total strangers.
>Americans, be normal polite well behaved people without this shitty fake formality.
>This fake offensively impolite and ill-mannered behavior of Americans is sickening.
>When we become good friends only then you can ask personal questions such as "how are you" "how are you today" "how you doing",
>and wait for the fucking answer you rude swines, don't jump immediately into some other topic.
>Do you understand this simple principle you rude Americans?
How autistic are you?

>>140278460
Howdy?

>>140278460
It's called manners.
You must be a nigger for getting offended by people being well mannered.

>>140282122
Perhaps, as Daniel might have it, true love will find our OP in the end.

>>140278460
>saying "Hi, how are you"
>>140281455
>>saying hi is rude
Saying how are you, asking a total stranger this question is very rude and not even waiting for the answer, like most Americans do.

If your response ends in "yourself?", gas yourself.

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>>140281066
Checked.^
Life's g8 m8.
I'm sure this thread is b8.

>>140282131
13 miles, that awesome man, i worked out for like 2 hours in my ACU this morning so i can imagine how you feel after 13 miles of backpacking

>>140280842
>Hi how are you?
>Good and you?
>Good thank you!
or
>Terrible I'm sorry to say. How are you?
> Good on my end but I hope things get better for you. Keep your chin up!

It's that fucking simple. Don't blame Americans for the fact that you are so socially inept.

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>>140279851
I like you, OP.
You speak the truth while enraging my fellow fat greasy unbathed low test Americans who no doubt have chicken grease dripping from their chins

>>140282049
I'm not a Brit, but you know, you're right. They don't understand heat. They walk around in t-shirts in mid-January 0 degree weather, and then they get onto a train in a full cotton suit in 100 degree weather. They just don't seem to understand the fundamental concept of temperature.

What do you think about Fournette this year? Is he going to break 1,000?

>>140278460
Hi, how are you?

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>>140278460
That hand tho

>>140282497
Take off your proxy poo's against loo's

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>>140281455
Check^
Maybe he's one of these - pic related

>>140278460
Hey OP, how you doing brother? Your not looking too good

>>140282579
Them Shrek Hands

>>140281863
>Hi. Fuck you.
>You're right, that does feel more authentic.
No, just say "Hi" and skip all this fake intrusion question "how are you" and proceed to the conversation. Simple and polite.

>>140282476

what a fantastic conversation

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A few weeks back I went to Mickey Ds to get my usual, 2 McChickens, no lettuce. I ordered through the drive-thru and parked in the parking lot to eat my meal. I like to listen to audiobooks or podcasts while I do this. Shortly after I began to eat the girl who took my order came outside for a smoke break. She noticed me and waved. I immediately stopped eating and pretended like I didnt know she was there while I browsed /r9k/ on my phone. I had to wait an entire 7 minutes for her to leave so that I could finish my meal in comfort. Overall I think it was incredibly rude and unprofessional of her to bother me while I was trying to enjoy my meal. Completely ruined my day desu.

>>140282533
With how hot it's been for me i wouldn't be suprised if it broke 2,000F haha. Sorry for just assuming you're a brit i just kinda guessed so because your flag

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>>140281743
M8888!

>>140282497
>as a fellow white american, i...

>>140282245
I think you maybe taking the question too seriously. We're talking about colloquial greetings, not specific inquisitions. You bongs say cheers at every opportunity - which is similarly tantamount to well-wishing. Just relax
m80

For the record, its not always an empty question. I usually want to know if that person is doing well that day. having a shitty day sucks. it feels nice for someone to give a fuck and ask how you are, so when I say it, I mean it.

Now how the fuck are you!?

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>>140278666
OP confirmed for going to hell due his faggotry.

>>140282718
No, just stare at the floor and pretend that the people around you don't even exist. Bypass the entire conversation. Social contact is intrusive and uncomfortable. I just want to get back home to my animes.

>>140278460
how rude would you be that you wouldn't ask a stranger that,.

>>140282357
>It's a personal question asking how you're doing.
How autistic are you?
They're not asking how your life plans are doing.
They're asking you how you're feeling right now.

>not even waiting for the answer
But nobody does that.

>>140282790
No problem man, take it easy.

>>140280774
That's why I'll never be mad about living in the US. I talk to people everywhere I go, I feel like a dick if I don't at least nod or say hello when I walk past someone. (Excluding big cities and huge crowds obviously)

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>>140278460
Your worldview is not compatible with objective reality, digits confirm

>>140278460
>Autism: The Post

>>140278460
Another euro-trash subhuman created when all the usable genetic material left and went to the new world.

>>140282213
Yes, I'm all right. I just don't like this phony fake talk.
Say "hi" to me and proceed to your conversation, don't butter me up with a question that you have no fucking interest to hear answer to it.
Be straightforward don't be fake insecure cunt asking questions that are none of your business unless you are my close friend.

>>140280842
How is it personal? Literally say good, ok, not bad, not very good. Either way the reply will either be "that's great!" Or "oh I'm sorry to hear that". Stop taking personal offense to someone asking a simple question meant to break the ice and create a similarity between the people talking.

>>140282245
Very good response.
>You have to pretend to be happy all the time, hiding being a wall of lies and fake happiness every time you get asked that question.
Right on anon.

>>140283336
just who ARE your close friends?
how many of them are there?
how ARE they all doing?
they must have some very exciting things going on in their lives, they have the privilege of being your close friends after all!

>>140283584
>OP still hasn't shown his flag

american LARPer detected

>>140282247
It's not autistic.
It's being authentic.
Not some fake insecure moron who doesn't know how to star a conversation without asking stupid empty fake personal questions.

Are you a fucking woman lel

>>140283584
So be honest and don't give details if you don't want to. If they're not a dick they are being genuine. If they are some fake prick than saying you're having a bad day (if you are) will throw them off, and just walk away.

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>>140283007
>>not even waiting for the answer
>But nobody does that.
Well...actually... He does have a point there.
I have observed that is quite common.
And I do wonder why the person bothered with the perfunctory politeness, only to immediately exhibit unaware rudeness.

>>140282297
>It's called manners.
Manners is to say politely "hi" "good day" "good evening" and proceed to your conversation sans the bullshit personal intrusive questions.

>>140283584
when i ask people how they are, they will usually tell me the truth and the truth about why they are good/bad, and i enjoy learning about the things that are actually happening in the lives of the people i share my community with as well as to get the general feel of how the community is doing or another's community if they are from not around here
and generally, NORMAL WELL ADJUSTED people appreciate the sentiment in trying to get to know them and whats going on with them and how they feel and where they're from and what it's like over there, as opposed to cold dismissal

>>140278460
FUCK THE UN!
We're paying to host our enemies on our soil.
How many genocides happened on the UN's watch?

>>140282384
>I'm sure this thread is b8.
It's not a bait.
If it was a bait I wouldn't be answering so many posts.
It's just something that makes me think that Americans are really as fake as their whole society and culture.

>>140283894
Well, what can I say? They're assholes.
But it might well be that they're just thinking about something else and really asking in automatic mode.
Don't take offense from it.
Now if this becomes a pattern, try not responding, and see what happens.

>>140278460

What's poppin' brotha?

>>140284300
this, they should all be lined up and firing squadded outside the building and then the building demolished to make room for a giant statue of hitler

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>>140278460

It's just how we say hello. Took me over a decade to understand it. Before then I was always saying "Good, how are you?" and never got a response.

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>>140278666
>666
A
FUCKING
WHITE
HETEROSEXUAL
AMERICAN
MALE
WITH
A
HEALTHY
FUCKING
SPERM
COUNT

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>>140282476
Intelligent people don't need this artificial bullshit to start a conversation after they say "hi" or "good day" "good evening" to each others.
But looks like Americans are handicapped in that department and they need this fake bullshit talk.
I understand if you know someone already and interacted with them several times or they are your friends, but what's your business to ask total strangers this very personal question.
Totally brainless arrogant fake bullshit.

>>140278460
Get over it you fucking idiot.
Kill yourself.

>>140282548
Non of your business. Do I know you?
Are you my friend asking me this very personal question.

>>140282670
Yes, and throw brother int o this yet.
I'm ain't your brother bro. I'm total stranger to you and you to me.
Just start the conversation and save the bullshit talk for American retards who like this fake interaction ritual.

>>140285223
It's only personal if you answer personally. God how many times can we tell you to just say fine then move along? No one is forcing your hand you dipshit.

>>140285566
Honestly gtfo of America then faggot.

>>140278460
IF IRONY WAS A FLAVOUR YOUD BE THE DIET KIND

How do you do?

>>140285223
Try saying that next time to a real person.
You've got this OP. Just show them they're being rude.

Maybe you can stop your rant for a second and ask yourself why this is the conversation starter in every fucking language.
Because normal people aren't robots like you.

>>140282782
At least she didn't asked you "how are you" "how you doing" and all that other empty crap talk.

>>140282852
Saying "cheers" and asking personal questions like "how are you doing" are two totally different things anon.

>>140278460
>>>/bant/

>>140282886
Yes, I agree if you are asking someone that you know and are willing to listen to their answer and act to help them if they tell you that they have particular problems.
But asking total stranger and not even waiting for the answer is very rude. And Americans are experts at it.

>>140286991
You take it personally because it reminds you that you've got no personality, and talking about yourself is like talking about an empty soda can.

>>140283007
>>not even waiting for the answer
But nobody does that.

That's why they are retards unable to act civilized without empty bullshit talk.

>>140283052
>I feel like a dick if I don't at least nod or say hello when I walk past someone.
That's totally fine and polite to nod or to say "hi' but starting asking personal questions is rude and intrusive if you are total strangers.

>>140285016
Laughing my ass of at everyone eating up this b8 or OP is really that fucking retarded.

>>140278460

Greetings and salutations. Inform me of your current psychological condition and perception of reality.

I bestow a satisfactory orbit!

I'm going to go to france and just always go up to strangers and say with the worse accent "comment ca va?"

Just to grind your gears.

>>140283894
Quite often if they do that I ruddily interrupt them and start telling negative stories fake stores about health problems money problems all that depressing crap,
and I watch their reactions and I'm reading their minds being sorry to ever ask me "how are you doing today"
Here fucker, you asked me I'm answering your question.
Next time say polite "hi" I will say polite "hi" and you start your conversation, get straight to the point.
Don't open the can of worms if you don't want to hear the response.
I will not allow you to treat me with disrespect by asking me a very personal question and trying to skip my answer. No, now you listen to my answer or walk the fuck away from me.

>>140287916
I'll explain it to you in your native language of retardation. How are you is not a personal fucking question, it's a measure of your attitude. I don't fucking care what's going on in your fucking pathetic life, I wanna know if you're actually worth engaging, I expect a fine or not so good, nothing more. Pull the stick outta your ass OP.

>>140284786
Just say the freaking "hello" or "hi" and skip the empty fake bullshit. Much simpler.

>>140288912
Remember to not do that to muzzies and you should be fine.
If you're not in a big city, people will actually great you for no reason.

>>140285016
Of course we don't need it. We just choose to actually show an interest in the person we are talking to rather than just some unrelated subject before we start a conversation. Altruism is a virtue you know.

>>140289231
but anon, ramming phallic objects up one's ass and then piss and moaning about it is european culture, don't be a bigot
let him fuck his own ass with a stick if he wants to #proudtobe #tolerance #worldpeace

>>140278460
go eat your raw potato and raw onion dinner gypsy turd.

>>140281643
>Not realizing this is a formal greeting.
>Not realizing you can always answer honestly
>Not an American, might not understand the cultural aspect of American formality because formality isn't in grammar, but simply inferred in tone, pace of voice, eye contact, etc. etc.

>>140289551
You have a point, I did forget europeeins are mostly little whining bitches.

>>140286719
He's making fun of your autism you fucking aytist.

>>140278460
What are you? Chinese or something?

>>140278666
"pls allow me to introduce myself'

>>140287322
This, it's like calling a fat person fat. Reminds them they are pathetic, call a skinny dude fat and you will just make them laugh or confused.

>>140288619
Next time I am bored I am using this.

>>140281190
the truth is society is autistic and people like you and me are just barely holding onto past decencies

in all seriousness i don't acknowledge plebs with the hi how are you pleasantry, i tell em
>have you made peace with your life and are you ready to die?
and then walk away without waiting for the answer
just to smash dat muhfuggin momento mori into their little feelsbox

>>140289384
Isn't this a customary thing to do in stores in France anyway?

From what I remember, part of the whole "French people don't like Americans thing" is contributed to the fact that tourists don't bother asking how they're doing before trying to purchase something which is considered rude.

>>140285805
>God how many times can we tell you to just say fine then move along?
I just don't like to let the arrogant American idiots to get away with putting me in the situation when they ask me personal question about my life and that they think that they tricked me.
No, I usually give them long answers full of negative descriptions and watch them sink and lose their fake smile on their faces.
I only ask this question those whom I know and consider friends and willing to listen to their honest answers and willing to help them after they share their stories with me.

I did asked few times strangers this empty fake question "how are you" just to get the feeling how it feels to be dishonest by pretending that I give a shit about how they are really feeling.
I was sick to my stomach knowing that I'm being disingenuous with them not giving shit about their life but just asking fake empty personal question.

>>140286616
Normal intelligent people can start the conversation after just saying polite "hi" "hello" "good day" without the fake bullshit talk.
That's the difference between fake American morons and intelligent people of the world.

>>140281648
people say
>how are you
in britain too, (not that we are europeans)

more of a middle class thing to say really, most of the time i just say
>orite
like the pleb i am

>>140278460
Sven, are you upset because Jamal has only raped you 5 times today as opposed to the normal 10 per day?

>>140287322
No, I'm not fake like you and majority of Americans.
I'm totally capable to be friendly and polite just by saying nice greetings and proceed to have a nice conversation without being rude and intrusive into their personal lives by asking fake questions.

>>140290418
No, a store clecrk will only say 'hello'.
Maybe, if you're a frequent customer they will do that.

>>140291460
im not fake like you saying pre rendered things, im fake like me saying pre rendered things , why dont you say it like me, bigots.

>>140291032
Your confused.
You think intelligent people are all robots like you.

>>140285805
It is microaggression.

>>140278666
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>>140291460
Sven, it's ok, you can be honest with us. It's perfectly alright if you find Jamal's cock pleasing but you don't have to let out your sexual frustrations unto us.

>>140289231
Typical retarded American attitude who has no idea how to start intelligent conversation without empty fake bullshit talk.
Empty American brains asking empty questions.

>>140291479
Oh I guess that's it.

Honestly people were really nice to me in France, but I'm pretty introverted/quiet by burger standards. Plus I always initiated conversations in French.

>>140284533
> Americans are really as fake as their whole society and culture
you are reading way too much in too it
those pre-formulated talking points are there to give cues of social adjustment, which you clearly lack
but hey, at least you're a the funny type of autist and not the creepy one

>>140291961
that's where you went wrong
speak english to them
let them know their place

>>140278460
Fuck off from my culture, Eurocuck

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>>140291859
What is your favorite lube? I'll buy some in bulk for you so that you won't get butthurt next time you meet up with Jamal or Tyrone and vent on us.

>>140292096
90% they picked up my accent or that I was searching for words and switched over to English anyway.

>>140289940
Pearls before swine m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMx5IshGwi0

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>>140278460
Heybo, sup?

OP what nationality are you?

>>140278460
No :^)

>>140289940
"I'm a man of wealth and taste"

>>140292479
He most likely heils from Skyrim, and that's where he learned basic interaction.
He's just confused because nobody asked him anything over there.

>>140282357
>Saying how are you, asking a total stranger this question is very rude and not even waiting for the answer, like most Americans do.
dude we don't really care how you are, it's a greeting. stop being a pedantic autistic retard and don't visit if yoy don't like our fucking traditions.

Hey How's it going
Hey How's it hanging
Hey What's shakin'
Hey BTFO UN fag

>>140278460
no op it is

"how hi are you?"

>>140292712
Such things are too autismal for me. I just think he's not a brit cos people always say "how's things?" Here

me:hi how have you been bleh bleh bleh
other person: *refuses to answer query. responds to the bleh bleh bleh*
me: *actually wants to know how the other person has been doing and is not being polite.* >____< *asks again*
other person: *assumes i am being polite and completely ignores query...*


>social norms shoot you in the face

>>140292748
How's it goin' bud?

How now OP?

REMINDER!

OP is just mad because he/she/xir/fdhuiygjvuby has not been fucked as many times today as he normally is by his big strong bull.

Go easy on him.

>>140278460
good day anon
ITS BETTER THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY, OK?

>>140292977
it's going well, anon. whats up with you?

Ni hao ma, OP?

Chillaxin. Hey did you get to watch the mayweather fight? shit i won a little money on that one.

t. normal american conversation introduction.
kys OP

>>140293075
Alright ya cunt, how's tricks?

>>140279709
Why do niggers think being nice is being fake?

Fuck off

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>>140292793
if anyone ever asked me
>hey what's shakin'
irl i would immediately tell them to fuck off

>>140293276
Wat a gwan bludfam?

>>140278460
Are you mad? Did some Americhad fuck your bitch?

>>140278460
You're suppose to respond "it'll be alright as long as the Creek don't rise". By the way, how ya doing today?

>the French never say "ça va?"
>the Germans never say "wie geht's?"
>the Spanish never say "cómo estás?"

OP is right to be triggered, this is clearly a phenomenon unique to Americans

>>140279851
Turbo-autism

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>>140278666

The French have a phrase for the likes of OP

"mal élevé"

Needless to say you are the rude one.

Your mother must have been a cunt to have raised you like this.

>>140293741
bad student?

>>140293652

How's it going amigo?

>>140293236
>how's tricks
Nigga, I hope I don't catch you leaving the pub, because I don't appreciate you calling me a prostitute.

>>140293834

Literally it means "poorly raised".

Idiomatically, it means you were raised in a way that implies your mother was uncultured and unrefined and where you came from was a place without respectability. One of the worst things you can say to a Frenchman.

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>>140292712
hon hon hon hon hon

>>140278460
u srs nibba

>>140278666
Underrated FPBP

>>140280842
You can answer the question honestly too, fyi.

>>140278460
Hello how are you, cunt?

I'm with you it's just an excuse to smile while saying good in refrence to yourself and smiling for amerifats this means straining to show off those gums

>>140294169
"Maleducado" in spanish is similar

When people ask how I am, I usually give succint answers.

>"How are you?"
>Doin' good
>Eh, been better
>Holding up

Nothing extreme, just a brief tone setter followed by "How bout you".
And I feel like that's a subtly that foreigners don't understand; when someone is approaching me, it usually means they have some sort of business to attend to that they need my help with. And "How are you" is basically asking if I am mentally ready or open to the task, be it grabbing lunch or paying taxes.

If I ask you "how are you", all you need to give is your general mood.

>>140292712

Bretons > Nords

Daggerfall Brovenant 4 life

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>>140294205
Hey leaf-bro, csn you explain this shit to me? I've always just kind of pretended to understand, but in reality i've got no clue what this 'hon' stuff refers to.

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>>140278460
>ill-mannered behavior of Americans
>When we become good friends only then you can ask personal questions
fuck you for asking me such a personal question like...
>Do you understand this simple principle you rude Americans?
clue: we won't be "good friends" asshole
do not ask me personal questions like "do you understand?"
>It's none of your fucking business
>It's very rude to ask a stranger such personal question
>You just asking automatically like some fucking retarded robot

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>>140278460
You know the question is usually genuine, whenever you answer with "good", and only that, it signals that you typically do not want to carry on the conversation further. At least that is how I treat it. I believe you are misunderstanding what is going on. Americans like to assess those around them, and usually would enjoy learning about others if there is an opportunity. But I suppose I can only speak for myself.

>>140294947
say it with a French accent and you might understand

>>140294880

Smart.

It's a chance to tell a joke.

If you listen to Dave Ramsey, he always says when people ask him how he is doing:

"Better than I deserve to be."

When people tell my father "have a nice day!" he always says "they're all nice days, some are just better than others."

These are the kinds of things that will make a stranger your friend. If it gets a smile, you do it. Unless you are autistic like OP.

>>140294947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mz88TYuBn4

this is how french people laugh (unironically)

>>140278460
>258 replies
j u s t

>>140294968

This kind of thought process, this is why I tell people to stay out of Texas.

We wave to people who drive down the road here.

>>140295129
Fuck me. Is that really all there is to it?

>>140295392

yeah the "H" is silent

like you stay the night in an OTEL

>>140295283
My favorite response to "how's it going" is "it goes".

It's enough to catch people off guard without setting off any alarms.

>>140295283
If people say whats up i say "the rent!"

> OP is a fag

I mean if somebody asks you a question, give them a proper response. That's what gentlemen do. And don't say it's shitty because that will just bum people out.

Say "I'm good, how are you?"

That's the only acceptable response.

>>140294947
ever heard a pack of wild french laughing?

WAS BRACKIN BLOOD

>>140278460
Chill yourself you tard. Its no different from saying hi or good morning, except you can answer open endedly if you want

>>140295719
"Shitty" is strong, but it's still good to indicate if you are or aren't stable.

Even without going into detail, giving some indication that you are overburdened saves you some grief just on the grounds that they can expect rejection if they need something from you.

>>140295719
what if i only do half.""im doing ok, im doing good"" becasue if i go ful "I'm good, how are you?" it becomes "" well it could be better let me tell you why"" sometimes i really dont care, and you know its wrong to lay it on people like that. its not a good habit to try to get everyone to like you.

>>140278460
>you might get punched in the face

I'll snap your neck, yurp.

>>140296122
i understand that if i ask you something and you ask how you doing ill answer in full, nicely, but your already asking me something by starting the conversation, being nice is nice and all but bruhhhhhh

>>140296802
Could you repeat that in english?

>>140292008
>those pre-formulated talking points are there to give cues of social adjustment,
Agreed, American society is so fake that they think that fake bullshit talk is a form of high social interaction.
American retards need fake warming up I guess before they start normal conversation.

>>140296960
if your already starting a conversation, i think i know your asking something, as you just proved.
how you doing?

Why do mexicans always say "que pasa"? It makes me homicidally discomfited.

>>140292165
>Fuck off from my culture
American culture? Where?
It's an oxymoron saying American and culture. I just pointed that out in my thread.

>>140297385
In what way? You are our culture, but worse.

>>140297385
jeans, cars, skyscrapers, movies, big concerts, big lightshows, guns, planes, this fucking website, all pretty americana

>>140292479
Much more sophisticated then fake empty phony American.

>>140297385

How you doing, op? Buttflustered?

>>140278460
How ya doin'?

>>140297164
>high social interaction.
It's a sperg detector, there are sub-comms that manifest the moment you hear a question regarding your well being
anyway don't take it too seriously if you're not baiting, otherwise bravo this thread is a great success

>>140297601

Somebody needs a tissue because they are sniveling. You doing alright?

>>140278666
Good thanks, and you?

>>140297240
I still cannot understand your point or what you're driving at.

For god's sake, put some effort into your posting so you can write something coherent.

>>140297385
Aber wie geht's dir heute, OP?

>>140292748
>dude we don't really care how you are, it's a greeting.
Let me explain to you retard American. Greeting is saying "hi" "hello" "good day"
Asking "how are you doing today" "how are you" is asking a personal question, you retard. Do you comprehend the difference?

>>140297733
you guys know your on a image board, pretending your at some cocktail lounge in dc, if thats not sperg i dont know what is

>>140278666
Good. How are you?

>>140297856
why, it still wont make me care how your doing

>>140297849

I'm am doing well. How's the wife and kids?

>>140278725
What's innit?

>>140281337
The pedophile with the islamic crescents on his pizza place is also a beastiality fag. Really makes ya think.

>>140297958
kek, what I said is true despite this irony

>>140297944

Do you pee in the shower, op? Not to get personal . . .

>>140278671
>>140278730
>>140278666
>>140278954

I think its just like youre supposed to lie
"Good!"
Sock it to em

>>140298137
ya see spice it up a bit, then youll get something back. ""wife choked on the mailmans cock and grandma took the kid you"" just to fuck with em.

>>140298129
I didn't ask you to care how I'm doing, I asked you to suck less at posting.

>>140278460
Statements like this are exactly why we ask,"Hi, how are you?"

If someone gives you an answer other than, "good / alright / I can't complain, yourself?" its safe to assume you should be on your guard around them.

Based on your response to "hi, how are you?" you can bet your ass I wouldn't serve you alcohol, or sell you a gun.

Faggot.

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>>140278460
no, it isnt rude, shut the fuck up and just dont respond to them you antisocial pussy

>>140298415
and i dont care if you wanted me to stay, id still tell you id care less. get it yet.

>>140298583
>get it yet.
I seriously don't.

>>140293585
Don't ask total strangers this very personal question "how are you"
It's totally fine for friends or even acquaintances to ask that but not total freaking strangers in the store or on the street.
Fake Americans think that they are being polite but in reality they are very intrusive and rude.

>>140298684
Why?

>>140297944
Comment vas-tu, OP? Tu te sens un peut déclenché?

~OP Explained~

OP is always unhappy and this question always reminds him of that fact. That's why he is exhibiting this anti-social behavior here today.

>>140279798
Someone with an EU or UN flag is really screaming that they are from some unacceptable shithole that wishes for the association of Bestern European countries to rub off
>Where are you from
>Im from Mouldov- Europe!

>>140298681
your learning quick

What have you done /pol/
You've spawned a new breed that of anti-American SJW Grammar Nazi.

>>140298684
Don't think think I'm being polite asking. I literally want to make sure you aren't a nut job when I ask. Again, based on how you respond, it's clear you are a nutjob and the theory behind the question is proven.

>>140298838
Oh dat nigga gonna kill himself, if you can't accept your depression you are going to focus on it in life. And then apparently make threads about it...

>>140298890
their just as potent and effective as the last group, not very.

>>140298684


>Don't ask total strangers this very personal question

It's not our fault you are always unhappy.

>>140294880
Why to bother by asking fake empty question and responding by giving fake empty answer.
Total bullshit waste of time and dishonest.

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>>140298245
Yep. I feel sorry for the dog.
Poor animal has no idea where that tongue has been.

>>140278460
I love triggering strangers by asking personal questions.

The autists and ugly chicks get all spaghetti. It's fun watching their reaction.

Normal people say good and you. You say good back and continue walking.

>>140297733
>>140298838
ow yes, that as well

>>140279808
Maybe theyre always doing poorly
and are bad liars so it (Insert rare "activates his almonds" alternative expression here)

>>140278666
I knew the Confederates were evil! That's why we freed the slaves!

>>140299032
It's not a question. It's a guage of a persons reaction to whether they're a threat or not. Retarded EUROs don't understand this.

>>140295092
Most of those fat ignorant American fuckers don't even wait for the answer, that's how much they are retarded in their "politeness" bullshit.

>>140299005
true, but its not my fault your having a bad day either. i dont wanna hear it much either

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>>140297733
Dub^ dub^
Kek knows

>>140278460
what

>>140299355

OP, just man-up and admit you are a sad sack of depressed poo poo when asked. You'll feel better. You'll begin to welcome it.

>>140299287
if this is your threat detetction no wonder you guys are so weird, "" hello sir i dont know you and wont talk to again, but i want to know how your doing, based on your answer i will then judge you wholeheartedly until completion of our conversation,""

and you wonder why people give you weird looks abroad.

It's true. People are so cold in Europe, they will stare at you all fucking day too. When you try to talk to them, they look at you funny. What a boring and prudish people, the fact that they can't have a simple and harmless chat about the weather is just barbaric. Funny how they bend over backwards for the Muslims and carry those social distinctions only for the Americans. Wtf? Whatever.