UH OH HERE WE GO LADS

ALLEGEDLY
Possible
probably

Go fuck yourself.

They have announced missile tests this specific. I call fake reporting. Remember during April when every one said nuke test was coming every hour?

They'll wait for September 9, it's a special day for the norks.

>>140247868
General Mattis called Air Force Global Strike Command headquarters shortly after he issued the go code. I have a portion of the transcript of that conversation if you'd like me to post it.

>>140248474
yes

>>140248393
Whats on Sept 9?

>>140248600
The Duty Officer asked General Mattis to confirm the fact that he *had* issued the go code, and he said, "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of AFGSC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by DPRK retaliation. My boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now, so let's get going, there's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of His natural... tweets. Goodspeed to you all" and he hung up.

>>140247868
plz nuke San Diego

>>140248474
dont post it, thanks. kindly go fuck yourself instead

10/10 LARP

>people are starting
>lets spend a ton of resources on missiles and shoot them into the ocean

>>140248611
NK anniversary or some silly shit.

>>140248697
Or Seattle/San Francisco

>>140248641
lol sure dude

>>140249974
Foundation Day. It's like our 4th of July or your Ramadan Gay Pride Day.

Why are the North Koreans fucking with Guam? What the fuck did Guam do?

Where do the jews fall in all this

Larping thread. Sage

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>>140251098
US Territory with a naval and bomber base (we store nukes there).

Why does /pol/ fall for Twitter LARP'ers every single time?

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>>140250829
>or your Ramadan Gay Pride Day.
lmao

>>140251354
Are we reading different threads?

>>140248005
>>140248393
>>140248600
>>140248706
>>140249242
>>140250697
>>140251042
>>140251234

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hmmmm

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>>140248641
Nice

>>140248474


is there the sweet essence of a tweet involved?

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>>140247868
>HERE WE GO LADS

>>140247868
fake news

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>>140250829
Kekked

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>>140251354
They're addicted to happenings and looking for their next fix.

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>>140251651
gg

XXXX BEGIN MESSAGE XXXX

XXXX USPACOM CAMP H.M. SMITH HAWAII XXXX

09/04/2017 1932z

MANDRILL RED PRIORITY ONE TRAFFIC FOLLOWS...

OSAN RADAR STATION HAS DETECTED AT LEAST FOUR HIGH SPEED VAMPIRES LAUNCHED FROM CENTRAL-NORTHERN DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA...

EARLY TRAJECTORY INDICATES VAMPIRES ON A BALLISTIC PATH SOUTH-SOUTHEAST FOR SOUTH PACIFIC REGION...

USFOR IN REGION PROCEED TO LERTCON ONE. CIVIL DEFENSE IN SOUTH PACIFIC US TERRITORIES TO BE ALERTED TO THREAT.

UPDATES TO FOLLOW AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE...

XXXX MESSAGE ENDS XXXX

anyone else feeling ready for some sleepy times?

lets go to bed,pol

this was a long day already

Test post because 4chan/captcha thinks all my posts are spam

>>140253547
Fuck off deep state shill

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>>140247868
surely it will happen this time...