Could this movie be made today ?

Blazing Saddles. I dare you to try to make a movie 1/10th that funny today.

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>>140227948
>could good movies be made today?

No, sweetie.

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imagine this being made today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00KSBpGBwmo

>i love a crowd

Trading places is another one that's too funny for today's crowd

>>140228038
>Blazing Saddles
Noseberg: The Movie

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>>140227948
Did anyone else find this movie boring? A few classic lines and 1 shootout.
Apocalypse Now blows this shit out of the water.
Even Platoon I enjoyed more.

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>>140227948
>that line from "animal mother" in the love you long time scene
>"all niggers must hang"
>mfw

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>>140227948
Imagine being such an intellectual retard that someone saying a bunch of racial slurs is impressive to you.

>>140228992
Thank God for the Sickle Cell.

>>140228992
hehehehe its funny because mommy doesn't let me say nigger hehehehehehe

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>>140228930
Platoon has the best antagonist as well.

>"Everybody's gotta die sometime."

>>140227948

I remember thinking this movie was genuine comedy until that once scene with Private Pyle comes up. Pretty fucked up.

>>140227948
Has anyone seen an actual comedy made in the last ten years?
Political correctness killed humour, honestly. Only garbage that can be made is just safe superhero n°536 shit, it feels like.

>>140229164
>>140229370
Nigger detected

>>140229463
hehehehe omg he said 'kike!' omg
i cannot believe it
greatest movie ever

hehehehehehehe don't tell mommy though!!!

>>140229370
If you can't handle the bants, turn off the tv

>>140229703
>>140229463
>>140229463
It's not about 'bants.' It's about how retarded and gay you little faggots are. You're the kind of people that watch American History X and think it's on your side because the skinhead guy said nigger in a scene

>>140227948
FMJ is a classic, but Hamburger Hill may be the best Vietnam War movie ever made yet I never see it get any discussion here.

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>>140229456
>Has anyone seen an actual comedy made in the last ten years?

I feel like the only comedies coming are about strong empowered single mothers or wives getting sick of their boring life-style and then they go slut it up like bad girls!

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>>140229754
Here's your (You). Thanks for trying.

>>140229754
isn't that true ?

>>140229855
Oh I forgot that being an armchair psychologist ad-hominem attacks count as arguments on here
heheheheheheeheheheh he said WOP greatest movie ever! That was epic I couldn't believe he said a word that mommy doesn't let me say!

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>>140227948
Today people have totally different associations with 'Full Metal Jacket'.

teehee he said nigger
teehee
*giggles*
*spills sippy cup*

>>140229414
Y'all take a good look at this lump of shit. Remember what it looks like. You fuck up in a firefight and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush in a body bag! Out here, assholes, you keep your shit wired tight at all times!

>>140228843

I used to like this movie. Then I watched it recently. HOLY HEBREW.

>>140227948
It basically shits all over the US Army and paints them as either pricks or unstable idiots.

That part could still be made today. The racial dialogue would be taken out except for the stuff that demonizes white people. (How many stupid or inferior nigger moments do you recall being in any Hollywood movie vs how many stupid or inferior white people moments do you recall?)

These movies are major blue pills disguised as red pills. However much fun they are from an adventure perspective, they always distort the natural order of things.

When is the last time you saw a strong white male character that was openly pro white, win in a movie? Was Birth Of A Nation (D.W. Griffith's silent epic from 1915) the only time?

>>140228843
you're thinking of The Producers

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>>140227948

Yes but it would have to be independently produced, not (((produced))) if you get where I'm going with this.

>>140227948
Of course you dumbfuck its an anti war film. A scene even shows how racist the americans are by ordering blacks to risk their lives first during battle.
The sniper at the end wound up to be a female. literally grlll power movie

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>>140231712
Fucking pussy, man. He's laughing at you. That's the way the gook laughs

>>140228930
It is a pretty weirdly paced movie, so I can see where you're coming from.

Huge fan though, personally.

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Could this be made as a movie today?
>no minorities
>only a handful of women, relegated to side roles and romance interests
>no gays
>orcs look like niggers with kike noses
>gandalf becomes more powerful the whiter he gets
>somehow recieved more oscars than anything in history

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>>140229981
hehehehehehehehe mommy mommy mommy hehehehehehehehe

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>>140229754
>It's about how retarded and gay you little faggots are.

Pic related is what comes to mind when I read statements like this.

>>140229164
Imagine being such a retard that you find it offensive.

>>140230137
Are you okay, anon?

>>140229414
I never saw Platoon.

Should I watch it and is it pol approved?

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>>140227948
R Lee Ermy isn't a good guy. He operated a brothel in Okinawa.

Full Metal Jacket was a pretty conventional anti-war Vietnam film full of leftwing mockery of the military.