ITS HAPPENING

what happens monday? next meeting about waggling the finger at glorious leader and saying "no no bad stop it"?

nothing will happen

>>140226608
>not happening

it's over.

>>140226903
might be a use of force request. if not, just moar sanctions

US ambassador says they're going to test another missile, What happens then?

I just saw the news of this, someone give me a quick rundown

>>140227026
even deeper concerns on the next unsc meeting..

>>140226608
>its another we strongly condemn episode

Norks totally rekt by UN. Another meeting to be held on Monday. That's it Destroyer of Fish, prepare to be condemned!

Strongly!

>>140226608
HO. LEE. FUK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1o4B9SWrX4

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/04/north-korea-nuclear-ballistic-missile-south-korea-live-latest1/

>nothing happens again

>>140227057
absolute nothing burger

>>140227134
it was
nothing will happen
shows over

>weeks ago
>WE'RE GOING TO UNLEASH FIRE AND FURY IF YOU THREATEN THE USA AGAIN
>NK threatens us again, shoots a missile over japan and tests a hydrogen bomb

???????????????????????
anything less than military force makes the USA and trump look weak

>>140226903
The US know that Nth Korea will strike on Saturday so this way, when they US won't be seen as the aggressors.

>>140227185
yeah some tranny larper is a trustworthy source

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIPSvIz9NDs

>>140227057
we strongly condemn nk, nk needs to give up its wmd programs. we urge all parties against rash action etc.

also the president of the council forgot to let SK speak.

SKYKING is going crazy lately, join the livestream chat on youtube

Open in new tab, leave in background while you browse. If anything is transmitted you will hear it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0b_s0oVvVI

Its not happening.

Sage

>>140227349
fuck off shill

have happenings degenerated to such a state that a UN meeting counts as one?

>literally 20 years of "It's happening with North Korea"
>it never happens

>>140226608
>It's happening
>Read the post
>It could happen
Reported

>>140226608
NK "crisis" is the perfect newfags detector.

Only underage faggots discovering the interbutt for the first time can fall for this diplomatic mascarade NK is playing on us EVERY FUCKING YEAR since 3 decades. They just don't understand the situation and blindly follow the journalists trying to hype the thing as much as possible so people will tune-in.

Sure the Happening faggots, so afraid to live a normal life they would gladly see society burns before being a productive member of it, want to see nuclear holocaust with NK but the truth is a lot more boring.

Kim isn't mad. He will never attack first. Why ? Because his only goal is and always has been to stay in power. That's it. If he attacks, he's finished and he knows it. If he seems weak, he will lose control of his people and lose power. The solution ? Constantly teasing the "great ennemis" so retards like Trump bark at him, make the population afraid of an invasion and keep it under his control. Why would he ever actually fire the thing on anyone ? As long as nobody is ever invading him, he can keep living in his numerous palace, surrounded by loyal military hugely benefiting of the situation too, having a huge harem of asian QTs thinking he's a god and never having any problem with money thanks to China and drugs traffic.

He will never, ever, attack any country.

>>140227257
this tqbh

but norks said they will launch towards guam

and so it need to happen

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>>140226608

> ching chong bing bong

What did Kim mean by this?

"Strongly condemn" is the negative version of "thoughts and prayers" on facebook. Say something and don't actually do anything. What a fucking embarrassment the UN is.

>>140227110
Unironically this

>>140227257
cant make a pussy not look like a pussy!

pussy

>>140227494
Until they get the arsenal to say "stay out of our war or we will nuke you" and can actually do it

>>140227550
>What did Kim mean by this?

Our war on fish and waves is eternal.

>requires flash

fuck the UN

>>140227523
>being this ignorant about NK
>being this new

>>140227523

what he will do is use his growing nuclear arsenal as blackmail. and, if he doesn't get what he wants - he might do increasingly dangerous things <- and that opens up a whole bunch of possiblities.

The UN meeting was a big fat nothing burger. It ended with the US asking to get a resolution signed by Monday a week from now. Maybe Kim will launch his next before then.

>>140227786

Clears it up. Thanks anon.

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>>140227894

>>140227983
>thinks M.A.S.H was was about vietnam

Nothing new from North Korea, UN basically just gives more sanctions and says to NK: No, bad korea bad. Then everything carries on normally.

There will be no happenings.

>>140227185
>April 14, 2017
Get the fuck out of here anon

>>140227964

Chun man hae yo.

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SK looks rather empty right now.

fucking nk

Sure are a lot of 20-something edge lords on /pol/ lately who want war with NK. This is what happens if there's war:
1. Millions of death.
2. Millions of Korean refugees.
3. The crippling of the South Korean economy
4. US govt debt default and the collapse of western economies.

Lol a bunch of newsies just cornered the russian diplomat and he flat out said sanctions would do nothing.

b-but what will happen to Taiwan? will we be okay guys?

>>140228465
>he flat out said sanctions would do nothing.

Duh.

>>140228450
Island chinks deserve nuclear death too

>>140228456
We just want to watch everything burn you nigger

>>140227523
The balloon has to pop eventually

>>140228456
Sure are a lot of 20-something edge lords on /pol/ who want peace with NK. This is what happens if there's peace:
1. Kim develops nukes
2. Put nukes on ICBM
3. Levels Guam, Hawaii, Seoul
4. Retakes SK

>>140227523
fucking this.

>so afraid to live a normal life they would gladly see society burns before being a productive member of it, want to see nuclear holocaust with NK but the truth is a lot more boring.

especially this part

>>140228456
>>140228601
The hubris of these, "men", who lead us deserve nothing more than total collapse.

>>140228569
Well, we'll see what's in that American resolution a week from now. Might want to invest in a raincoat and visit kwangju for a bit.

>>140228562

You're going to be a bargaining chip used to pay off Beijing to rein in Pyongyang. Sorry, chum.

I hope you secretly developed you own nuclear weapons. I know the Yanks 'accidentally' transferred you triggers a few years ago. Perhaps you reversed engineered them?

>>140228627
>>140228456

Furthermore,

1. More countries like China and Russia will hesitate to go against NK because now they're a target of nukes
2. US will be forced to abandon the korean peninsula or join what would probably nuclear war
3. China will no longer have influence over NK despite trade

Holy shit, when does school start again for these kids

>>140228456
How is that bad?

>>140228800

All this happening is never happening.

The chance for success was during Kim Il-Sung's funeral in '94 when all the leadership was mourning in Pyongyang. Should have dropped two dozen MOABs on the city.

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well, so long boys

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>>140226903
>>140226608
I have inside info that may risk my life
A NORK Agent/Mercenary is gonna infiltrate the meeting and detonate him/herself.

Screencap this in case they fail to find out who it is

>>140228456
>implying any of those are bad

Personally, I would love millions of qt korean refugees in the US

>>140228757
I know this is /pol/ but you faggots know that NK has concentration camps and forced labor, right?
If you don't want to liberate the norks you are probably aren't human.

>>140229199
top larp

>>140229263
You said it yourself. This is /pol/. We advocate for death camps and tyranny all the time

>>140226608

Don't worry. Master Chief will fuck those bitches up in 10 minutes flat.

>>140228819

this seems likely unfortunately

>>140229390
Kek. Right now /pol/ is scouting sites for the Rohingya to be placed in.

USA is going to "rescue" venezuela from its shit government as an indirect show of force against NK

you heard it here first!

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>>140227349

>>140229506
Kek. Sometimes I wonder if this board is just memers and trolls or if they're serious.

I personally am the former and like to believe everyone else is

>>140228627

5. Trades nukes for oil with Muslim extremists..
What could go wrong?

>>140229490

Yeah, you guys got screwed over geopolitically. Nice people but shit weather.

I was quite excited after Trump was elected and he called President Tsai. Sadly, nothing appears to have come of it.

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>>140228191

>>140229861
precisely.
Rogue state with nukes = bad fucking day.

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>>140229506

>>140228456
Ill take korean refugees u fag

>>140229773

I think the split is 80:20 in favour of the memers and trolls.

Anyway, I'm here mainly for the image captcha. Love me clicking on some cars, street signs, and the rare parachute.

>>140226924
It's not even begun

>>140227185
never trust a tranny

So what happened?

>>140230256
the united states was proven to be complete cucks yet again

>>140230256
cia selling weapons to isis.

to distract from that, they heat up again the useful idiot of north korea and his "evil" plans. just a distraction from real evil happenings going on in the shadows.

>>140230256
>UN: best korea plz stop
>Best Korea: Uh no
>UN: eh ok

>>140226903
nothing cause the bear and the dragon won't allow it

>>140228443
Not normal

>>140230256

Bolivia condemned the Norks. Now La Paz to be turned into a sea of fire too.

>>140228456
>Qt Korean girls as refugees

OwO

>>140230256
The way I see it, the US used the UN council as it's stage to announce it's intentions to nuke NK.

>>140230969
None for you though PR. No one wants to live on your shitty bankrupt island other than you

How many SC resolutions have been adopted related to NK this year? In 1990, there were *eleven* resolutions passed before Resolution 678 authorized the Gulf War, over the course of almost four months.

WAR WUR DECLARED

>>140228443

It's because it's 3 o'clock in the morning you idiot

>>140231530
Looks like only two this year, including the resolution adopted today. It's too soon to expect the authorization of military action by the SC.

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ENOUGH TALK
SEND IN THE BOMBERS
AN TAKE OUT CHINA TOO WHILE WE'RE AT IT

>>140229219

>half starved, brainwashed peasants who have never seen a doctor in their lives
>qt

Sure.

>>140232454
i'm pretty sure south korea has doctors

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>we'll connive next monday

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>sanctions

>>140232360
General Mattis called Air Force Global Strike Command headquarters shortly after he issued the go code. I have a portion of the transcript of that conversation if you'd like me to post it.

>all these reddit blowins who think a UNSC meeting means shit

the election, while funny, was a mistake

please stop posting OP

>>140226608
>UNSC
We're sending in Master Chief?

>>140232993
>all these reddit blowins who think a UNSC meeting means shit

Eh, it's not completely meaningless. Sanctions do cost money at some point... and eventually, maybe, someday the SC will pass a resolution containing the magic words "all necessary means".

I doubt they will though. A number of international law scholars have argued that the same legal rationale that the US argued in the 2003 Iraq War—that the authorization of the use of force for the 1991 Gulf War was never terminated—would apply to a new attack against North Korea. At least, if the US goes in, that's the rationale they'll end up using.

>>140232360

>>ENOUGH TALK
>>SEND IN THE BOMBERS
>>AN TAKE OUT CHINA TOO WHILE WE'RE AT IT

Retard thinks he's playing Rise of nations

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Digits and we are at war by the time I get home from this beer run (15 mins from post)

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>>140232833
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER?

>>140233571
To consider NK doing the same thing NK has always done, and UNSC resolutions as a "happening" is to lack a fundamental lack of history that precludes you from being an authority on "happening"

Not a single thing that is happening, not even the US rhetoric, is out of the norm

This is the biggest fake news of the last few months. Another Cold War to sell newspapers and make people docile with fear.

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>>140233571
>SC will pass a resolution containing the magic words "all necessary means".

HAHHAHAH no

Cause that means China and Russia vote for it, which won't happen.

>>140233872
>assuming reddit knows what veto means
>assuming reddit cares about anything but posting a thread and getting (you)s

>>140233858
NK has not "always" been testing 100kt nukes.

>>140234051
So the size of the weapon changes the policy and response? The effect of NK force projection is materially the same. Fake news lad.

This is pol not CNN, don't try and make me believe some garbage.

>>140234281

Fucking kiwi

>>140227523
Hey fuck you buddy Nork happening threads are comfy

>>140234281
>the size of the weapon changes the policy and response
Yes, faggot. If they were testing fireworks we wouldn't care.

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>>140234281
>this is /pol/ not CNN, don't try to make me believe garbage

Mfw /pol/ is more credible than CNN

>>140233872
>Cause that means China and Russia vote for it, which won't happen.

They might abstain or boycott. It happened before.

But as I said, it's far more likely the US will just go in making the same claims it did in 2003 for the Iraq war: That the use of force authorization in SC Resolution 83 was never repealed (though SC Resolution 90 might be argued to have done so) and that North Korea materially violated the armistice, and that an attack constitutes preemptive self-defense by the US and South Korea.

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>>140227110
>we are reaching fissure levels of concern no one deemed possible

>>140234942
>they couldnt harm anyone before this very moment. everything has changed now.

Yawn. CNN try and entice an audience on reddit. The grownups are talking.

>>140231148
What did they say specifically?

>>140227523
Fuck you, when I wake up in the morning I Wanna see in the news that Pyongyang is glass.

>>140230686
a leaf in a nazi flag
offc
get out of my country

wow its fucking nothing

>>140235664
Easy for you to say. Nobody cares about Bongland South.

>>140231148
>shit I made up based on my confirmation bias

>>140236584
NK explicitly threatened Australia you beta faggot.

You posting from Guam? No? Then youre just a infantile retard blowin from reddit who just discovered that NK exists.

>>140227523
he didn't have hydrogen bombs before, dipshit. it's enough of a deterrent he can now just drive tanks across the dmz if he wanted. he is trying to be like his uncle, which if you knew shit you would know that. he is going to try to unify and we can't have it. we're bombing the little fucker and it's gonna be awesome.

>>140236966
unfortunately the us is too pussy to do this

>>140236935
you are right next to them...
your heart mustve skipped a beat when your country became relevant for 0.3 seconds. NK prob doesnt have much artillery. They sure arent wasting them on a country so irrelevant people can only think of a koala and a kangourou when you mention it

>>140236966
we need to fuck up their satellites they have in orbit first, just throw kinetic ball bearings at them and ignore what happens. regardless if they have nukes in them the norks cant have a foothold in space before we go to war

>>140237388
was there a point hidden away in your retard post?

The old Western world would have exterminated the regime and genocided the North Korean population for being too weak to overthrow the regime themselves.

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>>140236966
>he didn't have hydrogen bombs before, dipshit.
And US still doesn't have tech solutions capable of warhead carrier interception?

Capture Kim's family and place them in Seoul and Tokyo for insurance.

>>140237706
>genocided the North Korean population

You literally did, that's why they have nukes now you fucking retard.

>>140238075
It's not genocide if they still exist.

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WOAH NEW SANCTIONS INCOMING
NK BTFO ETERNALLY

I'm not seeing a down side here. A war would be fought by Trump's base, and further speed America towards financial ruin.

>>140238556
But it'd be the first US war they would/could outright win in generations.

For a country that doesn't care how poor they become it might be nice to say WE WON ONE.

>>140226608
Nothing will come of this. The UN is a joke just like the League of Nations before it.

Like wtf do they think they are going to do. Sanctions don't really work when the country you are using them on is already a fucking shithole with extremely limited interaction with the global community.

This is all political posturing and they won't do anything.

>>140237623
nope
there was one in plain sight though fucking stupid irrelevant excuse of an anglo

>>140239643
imagine being as retarded as you and still not have drowned intentionally or otherwise

>>140227523
>a militarized Japan with nukes is a great idea!

>>140226608
>UNSC
Is Korea finally getting MAC'd???

>>140240090
Imagine writing that comeback and thinking it was good. I didnt know though Australia doubled as a mental institute for the retards at the same time as the prison it kind of was.. the more you know

>>140227523
>not wanting the world to burn
What is there of any value left? It's mostly shitskins and the ones that aren't are leftists. I'm just hoping there are people insane enough to preemptively strike at NK. Once they obtain working nuclear missiles, then it's all off, no more possibility for war, so the clock is ticking, meaning there is actually a possibility.

OMG ANGLO BROS STOP FIGHTING *throws on sunglasses*

>>140240734
imagine posting here as a rebellious act of a 15 year old, feeling like a virgin deflowered when he discovers north korea exists and acts as they have acted for decades

what a faggot

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>>140241064
>tfw ive been arguing with an actual retard
sorry anon

*shoves cheeseburgers in his mouth and pilots his mobility scooter around the thread checking for accessibility violations for lawsuits*

yo. I'll fight anyone here. chill out kangaroo cousin and snow cousin.

*chomp chomp chomp*

>>140228456
US Gov will never default.

>>140228456
Can't default on your debt when you kill your debtors.
>blackguypointingathead.jpg

>>140241064
You still have yet to demonstrate why more powerful weapons do not warrant a stronger response.

BTW, I've been here since before Jaffa called, so fuck off with the reddit bullshit.

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>>140237388
>NK prob doesnt have much artillery.

Wrong. They have a shit tonne of that. Until the whole nuke thing, Nork artillery was the major concern for SK and US military planners.

When the balloon goes up it was estimated the Norks could fire about 200,000 shells and rockets per hour with an attrition rate of about 1% per hour as US and SK counter fire missions destroyed artillery fortifications.

Now, optimists hoped that some Nork artillery would fail due to poor maintenance and others would soon run out of projectiles to fire/launch. Nonetheless, everyone agreed that at the start northern Seoul and cities like Ilsan and Goyang would be hit hard.

Of course Oz is well out of range.