Will there ever be a televised redpill for kids?

>>140221524
There's quite a few. Sometimes it's just very subtle.

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>>140221524
Nope

https://youtu.be/jGIyl4TuhWE

>>140221524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzfZD6VT2uA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgaJlRxoKTc

There are plenty of them, I'm convinced these shows have had an impact on my subconscious

>>140221606
Father of 2 here. Would appreciate some recommendations.

When should I introduce my kids to them if they're toddlers? And when should i explain the meanings to them? I always hear coming on to hard will make them turn away from your teachings..

I remember watching Fantasia for the first time and saw the version where they edited this part out.

It just zooms in on the white one's face for like 7 seconds and gets all grainy. It's confusing as hell and I had no idea why it happened.
Then I looked up that they had to edit out a tar baby and it all made sense.

>>140221962
YouTube Elsa and Spiderman.

>>140221962
Angry birds the movie is the most red-pilled movie I've ever seen to be honest.

>>140221962
Stop being a lazy ass father and find other ways to stimulate their minds.
Read to them, play games with them, go outdoors with them. Keep their brains and bodies constantly active so they don't turn into fat tubs of shit.
Don't just plop them in front of the electric jew and then complain when they're teens that your son is a stoner and your daughter is a slut because they just had marxist indoctrination for the first 15 years of their life.

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>>140221962
Whatever you do don't show them that kimi no namae bullshit. It was wade to fuck with children's gender identities!

>>140221962
Honestly get them nature documentaries, the old Natgeo stuff is great, as long as you don't poison their minds with the Jewish ADD inducing bullshit first they will hopefully love it and get them a head start in their desire for education as well

>>140221962
Angry Birds film - Redpills on ethnic nationalism and islamization

All Miyazaki/Studio Ghibli films are pretty wholesome and teach good lessons, also art appreciation

Disney's Lion King, redpilled on ethnic replacement of Europeans and its tragic effects on Africa (could apply to any country though) and also on honor and family loyalty

The Incredibles, redpills on family values, civic duty, and the myth of human equality and mediocrity

A bug's life, basically a parable on fascism with extorting grasshoppers being an allegory for jewish finance. Excellent speech toward the end about the power of ethnic unity.

Milo and Otis, redpilled on survivalism and manhood using the medium of a cat and dog. Also beautiful depiction of family ideal.

>>140221524
Yes there is, it's RICK AND MORTY BITCHEEES.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>140223928
>BITHEEES

Stopped reading there, Reddit.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpKWWpsVLtU

SJW BTFO

>>140222253
this

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c'mon /pol/ you already know the answer

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>>140221524
Rick and Morty

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>>140221524
The Simpsons

>>140222595
>father asks for book recs
>tell him to stop being lazy
>immediately follow this accusation by telling him to read to his kids

Youre a fucking idiot.

>>140223928
>Rick and Morty
>redpilled
was that a joke?

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>>140221962
Samurai Jack
>The Past is a world of ethnostates that live in relative peace with one another. Our hero travels the world, learning about the culture, philosophy, and martial techniques of each state to gain a broader perspective and become a more skilled warrior in order to defeat the ultimate evil.
>The Future is a multicultural corporate dystopia where most people are trapped in choking, crime-ridden megacities, and the handful of ethnostates that have survived are being systematically hunted down and subverted or destroyed by the ultimate evil. Our hero travels the world defending these isolated pockets of resistance, searching for a way to get back to The Past and fix things.

>>140221962
see
>>140225409
(at least the first couple of seasons)

>>140226168
I was more thinking Our Town.

>>140223824
>Angry Birds film - Redpills on ethnic nationalism and islamization
>never watched the movie
It doesn't
Sorry to burst your bubble
Those were memes based around really well placed and illustrated shots from the trailer.

>>140221962
You lazy fuck

>>140226622
Thats from the last good season.

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>>140221962
Once they get older - you can expose them to some nice, politically impartial satire like King of the Hill or the first nine seasons of The Simpsons.

>>140223928
This>>140224069

>>140223824
>grasshoppers warmongering against inferior armies
>Jewish financing
Fuck right off. Ever hear of Rome's perpetual war with the rest of the unwashed masses of the world? Fucking fagmoloid poser.

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>>140222253
based.

I don't see why little girls shouldn't watch dbz

>>140226111
Well, I guess those trips settle it.
Jack truly is /ourguy/

>>140228173
My cousin loved DBZ, and she turned out just fine. Tomboy mindset is temporary

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Anonymous (ID: rXKj7liQ) 09/04/17(Mon)08:38:09 No.140227488

well. I did nazi that one comming.

>>140223320
I loved the 1980's era NatGeo specials as a kid. They always had a liberal slant to them, but they weren't ashamed of western culture back then.

>>140223928
Here's your (You).

>>140225753
He was asking for TV show recommendations you illiterate nigger.

>>140221524
I can't believe i'm the first person to say "I'd fuck that white centaur girl"

>>140223928
I'm honestly shocked at the current state of this website. Yeah, we made racist jokes sometimes, but it was all fun, right? At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative Christians. But now? Our entire fucking site is subverted because of fucking Nazis.
The internet is OUR platform. the LIBERAL platform. Racism, sexism, misogyny, were all confirmed to be left in the past because millennials are the most left-wing generation of all time. So why in the FUCK, do we still have to deal with Nazis IN TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN? Despite how much you wanna cry about how it's just a conspiracy and a boogeyman, Russian hackers ARE real, and this site is proof. We went from one of the most liberal sites in the world to supporting Orange Fucking Hitler? Nah, that's not normal progression because people only get more liberal with age, just like how you get smarter with age.
Threads like these just show that we need MUCH more strict moderation around here. I'm sick of all of this shit. Fuck Nazis, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Hitler, Fuck Trumpf, Fuck White Pride, and FUCK REPUBLICANS. Just fucking nuke this site already.

>>140229208
Maybe it was temporary back then. Now if a lefty sees a tomboy they're going to leap at the chance to manipulate them into going tranny. Convincing a child to drug themselves with hormones and mutilate their genitals is worth a SHITLOAD of Virtue Signaling Points.

>>140221524
>>140221962
Moomins is pretty based and kind of based on Nordic folk lore.
Some old Polish cartoons are pretty safe. Bolek and Lolek, Matołek the Billy-Goat, and Pat & Mat.

>>140227488
holy shit, now I have to watch the movie

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>>140221524

>>140221524
Has Angry Birds been syndicated yet?

>>140230955
It was pretty funny.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzfZD6VT2uA

>>140221524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW8DBilSEB0

>>140232120
Fucking too true

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Yuru Yuri is very red pilled

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>>140233705
true, it teaches girls to be feminine and cute

>>140223928

''carbon tax is the only way to fight climate change'' - Summer (season 3 episode 5)

im not even fucking kidding m8

>>140234468
Well, admittedly, that seems like it's good to be coming out of Summer's mouth, because her character is that of a largely state educated, liberal propagandized "powerful woman."

>>140221862
I still remember that fairy odd parents episode, good times

>>140231790
>>140230955
have seen it, 100% redpilled

>>140221524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1AHDNTXYSA

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>>140221524
frutata!

>>140227488
This shit cannot be coincidental, right Anons?

>>140237837
What is the chad?

>>140238153
hes xavier
google xavier:renegade angel

>>140221524
just stop this fucking redpill hype
if your childs are not retarded they will understand that all you call redpill is common sense

i see this redpill word way to often, its the real fucking cancer.

>>140221962

Moomin

>>140238153
Xavier Renegade Angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY

>>140240149

10/10 writing

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>>140221524
Old episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine were pretty redpillled

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>>140234439
and healthy sibling relations!

>>140221962
Kubo and the Two Strings
The Little Prince
Old Disney cartoons (pre-Jew)
Double M

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>>140222253
Okay.

>>140236580
GAS THE PIXIES! WING WAR NOW!

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>>140246273
This stuff is very safe for children and teaches them how to even go potty properly.
Jesus your so old school.

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>>140247394
this is some subversive Jew shit right here

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>>140247665
It's all over Youtube and the kids stuff always seem to go down this rabbit hole sooner or later.
You could have them watching decent stuff for children on Youtube then next thing you know,
they're getting their innocence taken away.

>>140249159
What the fuck am i watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_4_cT9V1sg
This one "redpilled" me on smoking as a kid, I have never smoked a single cigarette in my life.

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>>140250240
Spiderman and Elsa shows targeted for the kids, featured on Youtube.
This way you can leave your little rascals to be entertain and educated on Youtube!

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>>140221524 (You)

beavis and butthead

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>>140221627

>>140222253
now this is some fucked up shit

>>140221862
Holy shit that I Am Weasel episode is depressing.

>>140222253
>>140245203
>>140246273
>>140247394
>>140247665
>>140249159
>>140250240
>>140250766
Here is a Discord link to the Investigating Youtube group, if anyone here is interested in helping out with this problem going on youtube please
They are pretty serious about this. Discord invite: 4bwGskC

>>140226975
Season 7 is great with just some bad episodes.

>>140221862
HOLY SHIT WEASEL, the amount of red pill there is off the chart. I didn't even realize it

>>140221962
If you have boys, get them into Dragon Ball. It's the first red pill to boyhood and what it means to be a man. Also, get them into sports ASAP instead of watching tv and playing games

>>140226622
>>140252996
Kill yourselves. Everything after S3 is shit.

>>140252996
it was going great, till the hiatus hit.

>>140253780
You just didn't notice at the time because IT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU IMPORT A SHIT TON OF MONKEYS

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>>140230579
>>140239347
My niggas.
>>140221962
Also there are some of the older Disney movies are pretty based, and studio Ghibli might be worthwhile. Spirited away isn't acclaimed for nothing.

>>140221524
>'Redpills' according to /pol/:
Brainwashing your child with whatever ideology you got cucked with via /pol/ memes and edginess
>'Redpills' according to non retarded people:
Equipping your child with critical thinking abilities that allow him to make the best choices that benefit him and those around him the most

Protip, anyone using the word 'redpill' unironically has severe mental retardation and has been extensively brainwashed by memes

It's not even applicable to children who don't have any other frame of reference to compare against

KYS retards or don't breed

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>>140223824
>Disney's Lion King

Homosexuals love this movie for some reason.

>>140221524
Is there a cut of this anywhere with all the scenes included? Not cropped out or whatever?

>>140226111
Nailed it.

>>140221962
I loved Avatar the last airbender as a kid. Don't know if /pol/ has an opinion on it but I really liked it. I haven't watched it since I was in my very early teens but it had some good moments. Showed that national homogeneity is a strength although the main characters are all from different places but that goes hand in hand that each nation has something to offer and the Avatar has to learn all the traits so it isn't that bad.
I don't recall any degenerate behavior, there's love and teenagers trying to find themselves.
It isn't really 'redpilled' and someone will probably shit on it because of one race mixing incident. But honestly this is a kids show we're talking about, the male characters are strong and smart, perfect for a boy to look up to. The female characters usually protect and heal although some fight, I don't remember any "yas queen slay" moments. Don't touch the other show though.

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>>140254097
I very much second this too.

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>>140221627
>traditional family unit of mom/dad/child, nothing interracial or progressive here
>child vampire played off as a child and not an adult like degenerate jap cartoons try to pull
>playing with other children her age, doing age- and gender-appropriate activities
>but if you scour wikipedia for long enough you can find that a cartoon airing on national television with many different contributors will also have some who are jewish
>typical cookie-cutter plot of "there are monsters and how about when they interact with not-monsters!"
>this makes it bad I guess
wew boy you sure redpilled me anon. It's a shitty children's show, the biggest offense is singing the show title in the theme song a bunch. That shit is always grating.

>>140258603

I can agree with this. That show had a lot of heart and showed how different cultures can compliment each other when they stay homogeneous as benders of the four elements do. The Avatar is the obvious exception, but again, the elemental interaction is complementary, and Aang remembers his roots above all else.

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>>140221524
Yes (kindof)

>Man in the high castle
>Murdock Murdock

Just watching these two shows should be enough to redpill any child sufficiently, and when they can understand, show them "Jud Suss" for the complete redpill PhD

>>140259900
>Man in the high castle
Is this actually something worth watching? Just the idea of Nazis and Japan taking over America sounds stupid to me, I feel like it's something they wouldn't have ever done and kind of goes along with the whole ignorant view of "Nazis wanted to take over the world and kill 99% of the population."

>>140260216

It's worth it imo, but parts of the first season are sometimes tough to slog through since there's a lot of focus on character development with characters who are part of "The Resistance." Season 2 is God-tier and unironically "really makes you think" in a good way. So if you need something to watch, go for it.

It presents itself as pretty anti-Axis, but when you read between the lines of the show, it paints a pretty sympathetic picture.

>>140221962
Get them started right with some Murdoch Mordoch.

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>>140221962
Mlp. Not even joking.

>>140259900

no kid watches murdoch murdoch and spell it right you fucking sperg

>>140232120
Huh, no wonder they got cancelled.

>>140261325
Not a huge fan and I don't really bother to watch much of them but I love this video, It's quite beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnWqwfIQKFM
Regularly watch it.

>>140221524
>tfw 4+3+2 kids

You probably won't fuck up your kids unless you let the TV raise them. Live action kids shows (see Disney/Nick) are sjw infested. Loud House emphasizes family values. Gumball is a tossup. They make nihilistic jokes sometimes, but they get away with a lot of redpilled comments. Teen Titans Go is questionable. It might have some promise but its annoying to watch. Steven Universe has some promise too, but a lot of it is sjw pandering.

tl;dr talk to your kids about what they watch and you'll be fine

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>>140260876
>there's a lot of focus on character development with characters who are part of "The Resistance."

I just hit the mute button when they are showing the cucks, do some dishes or run to the bathroom. The show Man in High Castle is amazing, and i cant' believe they ever allowed it even to be made.

And who cares if they perpetuate the myth "NAZIS were about to take over America???" Thats so retarded anyway, just to show the fashy themes and memes as heroic is enough for any redpilled anon to love this show.

I Assume (((They))) will make all the Nazis black, or have the Nazis go full goyim, and repent for their 'sins' in the last season, but i just won't watch that.

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>>140221524

there are many redpills depending on your perspective

>>140261939
I never understood that episode, if you could give me a quick rundown?

The last Fashy Germanic son is shooting the Aryan female? WTF? I understand easily every other glorious episode of MM of course.

>>140221524
Unironically, My little pony.

>>140262667
>watching tv in 2017
>american
only extremely low iq people watch tv

>>140221962

All of the pre-2000 Asterix movies.

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>>140227126

Hah. Funny. That's exactly what I did. It turned out perfect.

(Except I let them watch the ADHD Simpson's episode (Focosin pills), because it explained why children in their class acted "that way.""

The best episodes were written by one writer, John Schwartzwelder. He is very conservative. Also, he's a fairly humorous author. I would encourage everyone to read 'The Time Machine Did It."

>>140263254
Anders you retard, I'm talking about watching "Man in the High Castle" which is not exactly on TV, but is available to amazon subscribers, and maybe to hackers or whoever knows how to DL it.

And Libtards actually have high IQs, they just seem to have lost their sense of self worth or whatever mind disease has taken over them.

I recommend you watch "Man in high castle" for your own pleasure, while you''re in jail and have a lot of time on your hands, long years of monotony to pay for your one glorious heroic act.

>>140259601
And then (((The Legend of Korra))) came.

>>140226111
Samurai Jack is not redpilled and should be banned and burnt. 14/88

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>>140263210
Dude.

>>140221962

The Bible.

Otherwise, you risk turning your child into a terrible person like yourself. Now, you may think that you can control the direction of their inevitable moral decay- that you'd be unaffected by it, but that may not be the case. Teach your children the difference between right and wrong thoroughly, so they can't be manipulated by some faggot (like yourself) whom they trust implicitly for superficial reasons. If this is done properly, you won't need to worry about redpilling them. That education will inform them enough to judge all this bullshit objectively ... however, your kids will not like what they see when they finally see you truly for the first time. You may want to work on yourself before committing to this path. It is the most healthy path for all those concerned.

>>140223824

Kids aren't going to get any of that from those films unless you absolutely ruin it for them- by that time, they won't like film or you.

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>>140221524
>Will there ever be a televised redpill for kids?
No and never.

>>140264976
It teaches wholesome family values, respect for tradition, and demonizes communism.

>>140221524
I'm trying too. I'm a former writer at a kid's network. My plan is to write an action series akin to 80's cartoons and include subtle redpills.

But my bosses are all SJWs and pollute the scripts with their bullshit.

>>140264976
>>140263210
>>140261528

Seriously. I was surprised too, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g_GgbICsZI

>>140262843
It doesn't happen in the same area, in one scene he's fighting immigrants and dogs. A white, blonde woman continuously flashes while she gets shot and falls down.
The man is protecting western civilization even though it's being completely ruined but he refuses to give up, even when she dies by the hands of Merkel's policies he keeps going. Western civilization is dead but the German joins a Swede and and a Belgian and go out in a bang arguably completely ruining the brave new world that our politicians created in hopes that history will remember their sacrifice and build a national socialist world.

>>140224569
This is so great.

>>140265995
Russian version is funnier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54WTKztlKo0