Aus/pol/ Poofta's Fuck Off Edition

>>140200922
soo... nothing new.

>social media predators
ahh, natural selection. comforting at least.

>>140201129
I don't know haven't read it yet

>>140200922
>cunts get burned watching what looks like a VE commo doing skids
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/09/03/22/39/one-critical-11-injured-at-nt-racing-comp

>>140201129
you should be right, it's illegal to show a picture of a dead fetus in public. Doesn't seem to be illegal to have pictures of dead kids

So lads, got some friends in on the Aus based Anglosphere right internet news site idea, just need to actually produce the fucking thing. Wondering how I'm going to do it from my phone which is all I have at the moment.

>>140201509
Buy a $200 laptop

>>140201730
True, but I'm hoping to go without for a spell while I save up for something decent.

>>140201730
How do you get internet on a laptop? Do they have to put those plug ins in your wall? If so, who does that?
Thanx.
>magnets, how do they work?

>Deregister someone for having an opinion
Ok mate

Can't wait to rub it in all your faces when the Yes vote wins

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>>140201945

This is the leftist parasite who started the petition to ruin the career of a woman for opposing SS marriage in public:

(((Lev Lafayette)))

>>140201918
Wifi mate

>>140200922
>Manus island
What's that, the MKR/Survivor crossover series?

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http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/aussies-more-asian-than-european-news-census-data-reveals/news-story/62f4c3b4955897d944b6aa69cb1f5821

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>>140202181
>>140202090
>>140201992

What the fuck am I reading exactly?

>>140202181
what the fuck cunt?
I hope you get whacked

>>140202172
Okay I'll look into it, you've been more helpful than Telstra was.

>>140202404
you can tether your phone to your laptop and use you'r phone mobile data as internet if you want

>>140202362
fuck off, Tasmania. leave this thread to the mainland.

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>>140201918
I hear that some people get their phones connected to the internet but I can't find a DSL port anywhere on my "smart" phone. Can anyone help me out?

>>140202696
you need to have a modem plugged in that puts out a wifi signal. Then you turn on your phones wifi and connect through that

>>140202580
Alright tah
>>140202696
Hey, you're taking the piss m80

>>140202404
b8 or retard?

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>>140202900
The full retard. I have no idea about this sort of shit

>>140200922
You missed out that Melbourne's favourite flag burning abbo band's lead singer turned out to be a literal rapist and a basic stereotype of the thieving, 'oi, gives us yuh money white carrnts' boong.

http://archive.is/bgZkv

of course, no police action, no action whatsoever, "for the sake of the victims."

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>>140201992
>>140202090
>>140202181
>>140202362
>>140202902
PEDOPHILES, YOU WILL BURN IN HELLFIRE!

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>>140200922
Kangaroos?

hey dog cunts

>>140203065
great bantz the madman actually did it

>one chance at life
>greatgramdparents emigrated to Canada instead of Australia

kill me

>>140201129

I always wondered what the story was behind that picture of the child's torso in the basement. Can't think of more specific description. Sort of looked like there were wires coming out of the bottom. Arteries maybe? It was a long time ago that I saw it.
I suppose there isn't much story really. Just "Albanian child is abducted and raped/killed in cellar of abandoned farmhouse or bomb shelter."

Also, wonder if anyone ever id'd the guy in that photoset of him taking a dump on the crying baby.

>>140203065
thanks cunt, saw it yesterday but was on my phone at work so didn't save it

>>140200922
Can someone explain why dual citizenship is an issue for a retard?

>>140204096
Dude stop

>>140204013
your are not allowed have dual citizenship and be an MP, it's illegal. Turns out heaps of these cunts are all dual citizens, means they are disloyal. Wouldn't surprise me if they had them because once they fuck the country up to get rich they will all flee

>>140201509
I have a digital slr, go pro. And I bought core video editing software. I can help make Aussie right wing news

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>>140202842
Oh shit, I couldn't find my wifi switch before, thanks senpai.

>>140202863
No way, dead serious :^).

>>140204013
>>140204013
It's in the constitution, you can only have allegiance to one country. Thats why politicians should check and renounce any other citizenships before actually running for anything, it's only been a problem now because people have actually given light that some politicians hold dual citizenships, most politicians themselves don't know that they even have dual citizenships.

Who's on qanda today? Looks like we have a typical strong poc muslim woman, some retarded feminist author, two economists/authors and some pajeet author.

Shorten is Soros lapdog so of course he was warned to renounce citizenship.

>>140204702
A dutch numale cuck, a feminist Jew, a former UNHCR politician Pajeet, a Muslim spokeswoman, and a foreign policy think-tank manager.

This really is getting beyond satire.

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>>140204013
So you find yourself in a position of power of a country while being a citizen of another country that may not have the interests of the country you have a part in administrating at heart. It leaves you particularly susceptible to blackmail or being turned into a foreign provocateur. This is probably the reasoning, with a dash of white Australia mixed in.

The main reason I have an issue with it is because it's the bloody constitution, and it shows that many of our administrators are either sloppy, corrupt, above the law, incompetent, or all of the above. It's not what you want, you need boxes ticked, dotted i's and crossed t's. And the fact that so many are taking this to the high court show the blatant largesse and huge legal grey areas these people make they're pay-cheques from.

It pisses me off, but I also just paid $20,000 in tax and seeing these shits eating my cash makes me want to molotov these fucks.

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>>140204451
I'll figure it all out one day

>>140204988
Is there a single agreeable/non retard on that panel? Is there a single right leaning person there?

>>140204698
>yfw Britain actually had righteous rulers who knew how to prevent enemies gaining power
How the mighty have fallen.

>>140205196
Your best bet is the think-tank guy, but he's a boomer, so it looks like it will probably be a wholly leftist/globalist cirklejerk tonight.

One of QANDA's guests tonight runs this site:
http://muslimgirl.com/
Imagine a female Waleed Aly. Yeah...

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>>140203817
it was in Brasil so no humans were killed.

>>140205543
some one needs to force that ugly cunt to wear a burqa

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>>140203478
>greatgramdparents

>>140205354
I'd just watch Rambo on GO! tßh, Q&A and it's edgleord thread is pure cancer.

>>140205727
I just participate for comfy bantz with the lads 2bh, also to laugh at how shit and blatantly biased it is. I don't think anyone here watches that shit seriously.

I had a 3 piece box for dinner. 3 piece box is aus pols official fast food?

>>140205926
I call it a 3 piece feed cause i'm old

>>140200922
>>Far-right nationalists face court over dummy beheading, claim they're on 'political trial'
I walked past the court house at Lunch and wondered why there was so many cops... I should have been tipped off by the over abundance of fluro haired women when I came back.

Not sure if I missed anything or not, kinda cool that some of the young cops were told they did good by their senior as I passed.

>>140206026
Same here, but I adjust it in my head before I say it just so I don't have to repeat myself to the cunt at the intercom.

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>>140205354
The demoralisation from that show is getting too real, and there's never anything worth screencapping anymore.
>5 questions from Muslim women
>4 questions from Abos
>applause for feminist virtue signalling
>gay rights la-dee-da
>Tony interrupting the only "conservative" member on the panel every 3 seconds
>no wife's son tweets anymore
I just dunno anymore.

>>140205543
on the plus side, with enough Muslim girls like that, Islam will be destroyed. the same liberal cancer that destroyed Christianity will do the same to them the longer they stay in the west.

>>140206108
There's some fun in trying to get dank meme tweets past the moderator 2bh m8

>>140206026
yeah same but i've given up fast food recently odn't trigger me KFC shills

Leftists have won so hard, if you look at Australia of twenty years ago compared to today. It was still pretty Australian in 1997.

But they are still a bunch of mentally ill little bitches and faggots.

>>140206280
Waleed Aly, perhaps one of the most 'liberal' Muslims in Australia, still keeps his wife completely wrapped around his finger and totally controlled. The change will only come if the Muslim men loosen their grip on their wives. And why would they?

>>140205914
fair enough, if you enjoy it. I gave it up a while ago. When a poet laureate, who's had works commissioned by the RSC, gets torn down because all the brains-trust of aus/pol/ saw was a plain middle-aged women, it pretty much shitted off forever. Especially since half of what she's on about is exactly the same things that concern /pol/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSVyyykaEOo

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>>140206355
they will never win. They are useful idiots. Aust will be a chink colony and these poofs will be sidelined in no time

>>140206305
they must've sacked the based lad that was letting all our tweets through. the ratio of good to bad has gotten awful as of late.

>>140206414
>And why would they?
why did we?

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>>140206501
when they win, they lose. Trudeau was right.

>>140206518
Yeah, the show has become quite stale 2bh. That's what happens when they stack the deck.

>Why did we?
Good fucking question.

Why the fuck is my ISP range getting blocked?
Does jap moot hate Ausfags too?

the muzzies on qanda are the fucking worst. Why the fuck do they always have hijabi "feminists" pushing their antiwhite bullshit?
>>140205543

>>140206612
yep
>>140206651
yep
>>140206657
yeh

Sup gaybos

>>140206651
i have that too.
where abouts are you

>>140206876
Vic

>>140206782
nah ye

>>140206790
>gaybo
vintage 1998 insult

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You big boys ready for /QandA/?

>>140206105
I just say 3 piece feed and most of the time they know what I mean unless they are really stupid

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Greens are fucktards

>>140207263
rev up them twitters lads

>>140206892
About time they range banned you fuckin' poofters

>>140207287
>technically in lesbian relationship with her husband
nah, she's in a heterosexual relationship with a dude in drag

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>>140207263
tonights ep doesnt look good, got a feeling it'll be a "muh trump" episode.

>>140207503
shit lineup

>>140207503
So it's just like any episode from the past year or so?

Where's the qanda thread ?

>>140207287
If I tell a doctor I Identify as a female who transitioned into a male even though I am male will they give me test?

>>140207384
>We reserve the right to hold and/or remove contributions that:
>Are racist, sexist, homophobic, sexually explicit, abusive or otherwise objectionable
Islamaphobia is allowed fellas

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>>140207503
>>140207287
>>140206651
>>140206896
discord for watrching livestream with your mates
/JTXZkeE

>>140207503
Guy on right is from (((Lowy))) institute.

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>>140206351
Good to hear

>>140207708
There is literally nothing wrong with talking about my wife's son.

Hello criminals hope you're well. Just here to wish you some kind of chink removing miracle and eternal fullness. Who is your winston peters anyway?

>>140207503
I've worked with all of them in a call centre once

>>140207700
Buy it. It's just as cheap and ridiculously easy to get. Doc will prescribe you ones with andronic effects.

Vials of Decca and tren can be easily found for 50-100 each. I don't even lift and I know this. Sooooooo common

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bingoqt make threadddddd

>>140207829
cursed image

>>140207780
Lowy is pretty good desu senpai.

>>140207503
if you haven't seen David Starkey wreck Laurie Penny yet this video is compulsory viewing before tonight's episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj9dA6E3fJw
an entitled brat gets stomped on, tries to play the victim and humiliates herself in front of thousands of people.

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>its a muslim is a feminist religion episode

>>140207503
Why do they keep having laurie penny on?

She's fucking awful.

When's the QANDA thread going up cunts?

>>140207927
fuck off, what sort of degenerates worship a maori called "winston" ?

>>140208140
soon I hope, I don't have the image/links

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>>140208118
>white guilt
>jew
>poo
>islamo-feminist
>neo-con
standard QandA

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>>140208173
The kind of degenerate that doesn't want another 50 million chinks. Tell me about aus politics. Do you have an anti chink leader?

>>140208168
She's up lads

>>140208168

Someone made a albeit shit qanda thread lads

GET IN
>>>140208168

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Pic related was on American news recently explain the Aussie semi-private airport system. He said, kind of in passing, that Australia has gone 27 without economic downturn. So how was ~2008 for you guys? Was that whole "world financial system about to collapse" thing ridiculous from your vantage?

>>140208012
I don't really want it, I was just taking the piss at how stupid people who think they can change their sex are

>>140208282
Pauline Hanson was our anti chink leader is the 90s now she's our anti Muslim leader

>>140208404
sad thing is the chinks are a bigger threat right now. We need to nip the muslim problem in the bud now though or in 20 years there will be a civil war in this country between the two

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redpill me on brisbane friends
where to go / what areas should i avoid?
is it a liberal shithole?

>>140208381
>no economic downturn
wages are stagnating and cost of living is high, and the young adults are jumping ship because there aren't any jobs. i dunno how they're fluffing up the numbers but no one i know believes the economy is in good shape. we're also half a trillion dollars in debt having come out of a bloody mining boom. figure that out.

>>140208618
I've only ever been through the airport when I was 17 and my parents took us to the gold coast on holiday so we could go to the theme parks. Movie world was fucking annoying because they make you watch some stupid movie clip before you can go on the ride

>>140208282
You're very lucky that the only thing of any value in your nation are the tourist trips to the LOTR sets.

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>>140208527
>chinks vs muslims on the mad max set

hmm that sounds terrible!

>Alcohol rising: ‘Australians drink about 680 bottles of beer a year’
http://archive.is/v43TR

I go through 2 slabs a week so I drink 2,400 bottles of beer a year as a rough estimate

>>140208666
Every leftist online seems to think every place outside the U.S. is a utopia. Hard to get a realistic picture. That pic was of Australian ambassador to U.S. He painted down under pretty rosy.

>>140209095
How the fuck?

>>140209095
Anon you have a problem seriously get help. Your liver wont last

>>140209095

Tidy work, mate.

>>140209409
>>140209568
It's an avg of around 7 beers a day. My dad is 75 and does the same thing pretty much. Only problem he has had is prostate cancer which was caught early and his been fine for 10 years since.

>>140209666
yeah I love my beer

>>140207499
full op. It's got a cunt.

>>140210129
I'm curious, what's your beer of choice?

>>140210148
can post op people even get off?

>>140210329
VB because it's always on special. Used to drink boags draught but I don't like it in cans and I got sick of filling the recycling bin up

>>140210148
kk i'll fix
>she's in a heterosexual relationship with a dude in drag with an oozing wound between his legs

>>140202165
I only came here to laugh at this "anarcho-socialist".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>140210344
yeah i saw a webm of some dude mashing the hole between his legs until spunk shot out of it.
it was heinous.

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>>140200922
AUSTRALIAN TEEN INTERRACIAL COUPLE
>AUSTRALIAN
>TEEN
>INTERRACIAL
>COUPLE
How do we stop race mixing in straya?
https://youtu.be/5DmLMEggQa4

>>140210549
how can that even work, don't their balls get cut off? sure it wasn't puss?

>>140210581
I don't care, only white women I see with blacks are fucking fat and ugly. Sometimes I see an attractive one with a nig but they always seems to be freakishly tall for a women

>>140210606
that's a good point actually, i didn't give it too much thought to be honest with you mate.
given how the hole was convulsing it looked like an orgasm though.

>>140210777
yeah I don't understand how the surgery works. All I know is they turn your cock inside out but don't know if you would still retain nerves and stuff. I don't really care enough to look it up

>>140210581
He almost like Richard Spencer. Nice fashy-cut too.

>>140210581

It's not worth getting worked up over, mate. It's really not that common; it just seems that way because the media constantly shoves it in your face.

>>140210697
Pretty much. Lets just say that the members of each race who go interracial aren't exactly the 'best and brightest'. It's either one of or a combination of fat, ugly, dumb, mental problems, bad BO, etc.

>>140210418
Are you a fat fuck yet, anon? Man boobs?

ABC doubling down of Frankfurt School circle jerk on QANDA tonight...

>>140211407
nah don't even have a beer gut and i'm 34. 5ft 9 and weigh 60kgs

>>140211407

>not hammer n tongs

Binny? as say the 1mil plus pay packet triplem breakfasters

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>>140211660
>5ft 9 and weigh 60kgs

So what part of Ethiopia are you from

>>140211900
I am with in the normal weight range for someone my height you fucking mong

>>140211813
I really want to save this and go ask some doctor wtf is going on

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>>140211813

That's it, I'm outta here.

>>140211813
cheers but i'll give it a pass this time

>>140211660

34? just drive a car through an Eid parade already

>>140212189
nah I don't want to get AIDS blood on my car

>>140212378

chainsaws on it

shiney and plated silver

>>140202165
And the guy teaches programming at Melbourne uni
really makes you think

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>>140206355
Something's definitely changed since 2001. I can't put my finger on it though.

Been unemployed for a week and already lost track of time. I just took my bins out and wondered why there were no other bins out on the curb then remembered it was Monday. Fuck me.

>>140214790
dont feel bad about being unemployed mate ive never been able to hold a job

https://www.gladstoneobserver.com.au/news/brandis-fought-defend-child-sex-tourists-ahead-new/3219696/

Brandis fought to defend child sex tourists: leak

ATTORNEY-General George Brandis strongly argued against world-first laws banning pedophiles from travelling overseas for child sex holidays during "robust" Cabinet meetings that left colleagues questioning his political judgment.


Anyone else seen this news today? Brandis supposedly defending pedos rights to travel on South East Asian sex tours?

>>140217322
>these people run our country

>>140212032
I'm 5'3" and 60kg and I'm small as fuck.

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How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

>>140219670
maybe you have down syndrome and have heavy bone density

>>140220059
whats wrong with your ear? do you have cancer?

>>140220803
Its called style. You wouldn't know because youre a faggot.

>>140220875
does your boyfriend stick his small dick in your ear and have aural sex with you?

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>>140203065
HAHAHAHA fucking legend

>>140205591
Isn't Brazil's big problem mixing with Blacks to produce Mulattos, rather than with Natives to prodice Mestizos?
They could have been Mexico-tier if wasn't for those pesky niggers.

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>>140220964
No but your father does. Come over and lick his shit off my cock, cunt.

>>140221391
Yeah mean ear wax right? or does your dad stick shit into your ears before he fucks them. I really don't know how poofta sex works to be honest

>>140204013
The idea is that if you're a subject of another state we can't guarantee your loyalty. Pretty empty gesture renouncing foreign citizenship when it's pretty much taken for granted that everyone in parliament accepts favours from China and god knows who else. Also half of these duel-citizenships are English. We're all subjects of the Queen so there shouldn't really be a clash of ideals there. Hell, an act of British parliament could erase us as a sovereign state overnight.

>>140217322
Bandis is a homo.
Almost every middle-aged homo goes on pedestry tours of Thailand and SE-Asia every ~6 months. Many bring back a little Thai bum-boy as live-in sex slaves.

>>140221912
probably easy for him to get them an aus passport saying they are 18+ when they are really 12

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>>140203065

>>140221492
How come Jamal plows your ass like a sex starved nigger every night then?

>>140222149
Walk around a suburb with gays (East Sydney or Newtown etc.) and it's absolutley disgusting seeing legions of these fat 50 year old fags leading around little pet Thai boys. If you ever get into coversation there alwas planning the next buggery tour to SE Asia/Thailand. The more gays you are exposed to, the more you learn to loath them.

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>>140200922
>Pooftas's Fuck Off Edition

BEND THE KNEE GOYS

LOVE IS LOVE

>>140223638
gays can't feel love, only lust you dumb leaf

>>140222576
The way that the hair and mustache are drawn in this make Bruce look Italian. What's the Italian equivalent to Bruce? Is there one?