Whats happening in California right now?

North Korea actually just announced they're launching a ballistic missile. Stay safe pal

>>140193632
US is preparing their ALT-IV NOMADS interceptors.

They are like a giant dildo with a penis attached with sperm, but replace the phallus with a missile and sperm with a laser-detector.

>>140193632
Im in LA I hear nothing

>>140193632
Where abouts? Still insane fire in Burbank.

THERE IS A CAR DOUBLE PARKED ON MY STREET. AND THE NOON IS BEHIND THE CLOUDS. REPEAR, DOUBLE PARKED CAR, MOON BEHIND CLOUDS

WILL KEEP YOU POSTED.

>>140193632
Explosions of people's propane tanks near he fire bouncing sound off the ionosphere. It's nothing.

>>140193832

like potery

>>140193632
Someone shot the Sheriff. But they did NOT shoot the Deputy

>>140193838
>Not knowing what a troll is
>Still thinking Un is anything more than a massive shittalker
I think you should be worrying more about the Tunafish fire burning down IKEA.

>>140193632
>False flag attack

Globalists need a new war

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>California

>>140194000
Bro I know this is a slide thread.

Hillary gets sentenced tomorrow.

OH MY GOD I LIVE IN SAN DIEGO AND I SAW A NIGGER FLYING ABOVE MY HOUSE WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Can confirm, a dog just barked.
Something is happening.

>>140193909
HOLY SHIT I THINK I SAW THE ALIEN FROM BATTLEFIELD EATING TWO MEXICANS JUST OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

THE END TIMES ARE COMING BOYS

>>140194035
It's kind of cool to look at when you're not in an area at risk of getting evacuated, actually. Shame about the China-tier air quality that comes with it.

>>140194077
I hear a motorcycle engine and some plumber yelling about overtaking America in Spanish. Shit's going down, friend.

>>140193632
in sacramento and i keep hearing explosions but im pretty sure they are mexicans shooting illegal fireworks

I live in SF (aka the best city in America).

How safe a I?

>>140194565
San Frantransnonbinaryfagco is the furthest thing from the best city in America.

>>140194734
>says some dumb hillbilly/redneck/hick living in his tiny ass village in some flyover shithole

>>140194872
Actually, not that far out from LA. I wish it was as filled with white obese God fearing rednecks as the midwest.

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A-Are they trumpet sounds, OP? Loud, billowing trumpets in the sky?

>>140195005
la is a shithole, no question about that

>>140194035
let it fucking burn, fuck california

>>140194565
nuclear war aside, not safe at all. SF is a haven of crime, your chances of being killed by a sancturary mexican or drugged out homeless is probaly 50% every day

Larping thread. Sage

>>140193909
UPDATE: MOON IS STILL BEHIND CLOUDS. FIRETRUCK DROVE DOWN THE STREET. REPEAT: MOON STILL BEHIND CLOUDS, EMERGENCY SERVICE ACTIVITY IS CONFIRMED

>>140194565
nuclear war aside, not safe at all. SF is a haven of crime, your chances of being killed by a sancturary mexican or drugged out homeless is probaly 50% every day

was listening to radio and I heard an emergecy broadcast, it didn't say thing it just made a weird noise for like 15 seconds

This is in california

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Inb4

>>140193909
KEK

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXTJlH7g0tw

>>140193632
>also live on the central coast
>CANT SEE ANYTHING because its midnight
>LOUD NOISES quit larping

saged and reported because holy fuck half of any given threads belong on b or x or somewhere fucking else

>>140195703
Kvalitet.

loud explosion. this was downtown california

It's called thunder you dumb spic.

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>>140193838
>Im in LA I hear nothing
I am right down the way from you, and I am pretty sure I herd something outside. I went out to look, but its breddy dark anon. I am 98% sure it was f-48s flying in a wing formation....there must have been a dozen of them. pic related is the best picture of the sky.

>>140194035
this happens literally every year. Sorry to say, its nothing.

>>140193632
>I LIVE ON THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA AND THERE ARE LOUD FUCKING NOISES GOING OVER MY HOUSE BUT WHEN I LOOK UP I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
1) you might be blind
2) looking up while inside the house won't accomplish much. ceiling, perhaps ceiling fan is the most you can expext to see.
3) your first thunderstorm?