R.I.P In Pieces

>>140188342
Shit

Is Disney World going to be okay? I want to go on the tea cups and eat unusual food next year.

>>140188342
If numerical

>>140188472
Disney land goes first

>>140188549
No, I want to go on Splash Mountain! Though, if I visit Florida next year I'll probably go on a real life splash mountain.

>>140188342
Newest models show two more storms, irma included that look like the frog "mascot" whose name I will not mention

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>>140188549
>Disney Land
Is in California

t. Disney World

digits and the texan rednecks are the only ones that get fucked up by flooding

zero and it kills thousands of old people in florida

>>140189100
wait

But what about the tendie subs

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>miami submerged
why would you want to sink the sloot capital of east coast?
are you a faggot?

>>140189100
hundreds of thousands

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>>140189100
oh shieet what did you do anon

>>140188342
what a rude thing to say!

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>>140189184

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>>140188342
It could literally go anywhere at this point.

>>140188803
All of Miami will soon be splash mountain.

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>>140188342
Well shit
>pic related is FL in a few days

>>140189332
>1980s
Well that solves it

>>140188342
I'm hoping for a direct hit about 75 miles or so north of Miami. If this happens, I will fly a Swastika flag in the wind of this hurricane and will post it to Youtube. I live in West Palm by the way.

>>140188342
Huh... kinda looks like Pepe's mouth..,

>>140188863
You're not living your life correctly if your wife is taller than you.

>>140189179
The subs will survive. Hurricanes are the reason why Publix subs are so good. Just don't let black people make them for you. Drive to another store if you have to.

>>140189100
I keep on saying that Texas is going blue in 2020.
>digits
>zeros
Welp. At least let my grandparents live amongst the wreckage, they're good people.

>>140189100
A lot of old people in Florida are Jews.

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>>140188342
stay safe ameribros, hopefully it washes away some DREAMers

>>140189332
I'm hoping it hits Apelanta more than Miami honestly.

Its gonna turn and hit south carolina.
Sorry boys.

>>140189361
underrated

>>140190039
ICE will freeze the dreamers. Don't you worry.

>>140188342
After Hurricane Andrew, all houses were rebuilt with hurricane-proof material and concrete foundations.

tl;dr Miami is no Lousiana

Floridian here. If its not a Cat 5 we really give no shits. Cat 4 we shutter. Cat 3 we just chill in our houses. Cat 2 or 1 we have a Hurricane party at each others places. I really don't know what you guys are expecting we get hurricanes all the time.

>>140190356
Oops it might be two cat fives

>>140190356
Are "Cat"s for hurricanes kind of like "Mag"s for earthquakes?

>>140190356
Pretty much this.

Most of the homes that are actually damaged from the hurricane aftermaths are built with shitty old wood. Building codes don't allow wooden homes in South Florida.

>>140190535
Yeah. Category 5, Category 4 ect. Our houses are rated for pretty much anything but Tornadoes can do damage. You just got to watch out for windows and storm surge if you are on the Ocean. They also drain all of our water sources before hand so inland water is not really an issue.

>>140189100
you fucking asshole

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>>140190114
excellent

>>140188342
Please sink this filth.

>>140189909
>he doesn't have a giantess fetish

>>140188342

>5% chance

NY jew fag here. I want this destroy NYC so ok

>>140188342
>the second capital of all degeneracy of the world after LA

i'm ok with it

>>140189361
kek

>>140188342
Pickle Rick strikes again

>>140192747
>pickle rick
neck yourseld

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>>140188342
Tfw no major hurricanes here since '04

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>>140188342

Can any anons redpill me on NY's fate. Getting uneasy here.

the Euro model which just finished has it just grazing the tip of florida and making a NC/Virginia landfall

Shame there's no real predictions of it going down from it's current course, skimming the bottom tip of Florida and making it into the Gulf.

That's when the real party would begin. Cat 4 at least and an open choice of which coastal state to fuck up to almost Harvey/Katrina tier.

Hopefully it gets New Orleans while their pumps are still not fully operational.

>>140188342
May Father KEK wipe Boca Raton out!

>>140195646
Those rich fucks have insurance, probably become richer.

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I could honestly give a fuck less if it hits Florida.
We got hit by 3 major hurricanes in 3 weeks in 04 and it was fucking nothing our power didn't even go out.
Texans need to step their hurricane game up.

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>>140195923
>get hit by what was effectively a hurricane in alaska
>130mph gusts
>nothing happens to my house, not even slight damage or power outage
a lot of fucks in the lower 48s just need better building codes

>>140188342
Please don't hit delray I need my weekly dose of ments

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start leaving artifacts to be found

>>140188342
Fuck Miami
t.central floridian

>>140189361
great post

>>140196682
>MUH DICK.jpg

>>140188342
Dear god somebody save Paola

May KeK bless us

It's all so tiresome

>>140196768
>hurricanes hitting states that voted for Trump
>liberals cheer
>they're hitting fucking blue cities

Top kek

Miami anon here. Plz wash away this degeneracy

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Digits and Atlanta gets permanently submerged.

>Florida
>Texas
What shithole is next? Ohio?

Can't wait for the spics and Niggers to be washed away. It's going to be nice.

>>140202554
California, ideally.

>>140202479
yes fucking please

t. Atlantan in fuckhead neighborhood

>>140203222
Shiieeeett

Not sure if you fags know this, but digits is an ancient occult philosophy based on numbers called numerology. It actually does have a deeper meaning.

t. Occult faggot

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Cuba is going to get BTFO before it hits Southern Florida.

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F

Mother Nature seems hellbent on destroying every blue county. Fate? Karma? Trump curse? Who knows? But I enjoy watching libs suffer.

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>>140189100

>>140190356
Yeah, too bad the news hypes the duck out of it like last year.

>>140190606
I wish it was the same for central Florida. Lots of match stick houses here

>>140189100
Finally.
Moved from Florida 3 years ago because of this anons digits.

>>140189332
this is my worst fear.

>>140188472
If anything, the tea cups will spin faster. Should make for a more intense ride and a far better experience overall.

>>140188342
how big is this storm?

>>140188342
Can we agree that nature hates liberal counties? I feel like its been proven at this point.

>>140188342
Praise Based Poseidon!

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>>140189100

B L E S S E D
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>>140203222

Noice

>>140204778
The only problem is, these things scatter libs to the four winds as refugees, and then they turn the pristine places they land in to shitholes. It is like cancer metastasizing.

>>140195923
Wilma knocked out our power for like 2 weeks.

>>140190356
This lived in Florida for 28 years and I think only a cat 6 can defeat us. We don't seem to have a problem with flooding. Hurricane Andrew did make some peoples house flood though. That was 25 years ago though

>>140208043
Cities with underground power lost power for 15'minutes

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>>140188342

>getting your panhandle raped by a technicolour aubergine

Life is pain burgers.

>>140208896
enjoy your lybians

>>140204640
Fuck that passes right through Jacksonville. I suffered through Matthew last year, I can't do this again, only much worse

>>140188342
If God exists it will hit Houston

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Rip Dominican Republic.

>>140188342
This hurricane is only going to be about category 2 or 3 when it makes landfall.
Not enough to make much of a dent.

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>>140189361

There are no mountains in Florida. It will be Pirates of the Caribbean, and Submarine Voyage.

Also Universal Studios Florida is getting Waterworld upgrade. It's going to be statewide.

>>140189179
This most importantly

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>>140203222
Blessings upon these digits.

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>>140189896
hows that?

Orlando anon here. Already preped and ready. Only thing I have left to buy is alcohol if the storm moves in closer. Hopefully it's not a cat 4-5, things can get pretty spooky.

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>>140189896
This one is better.

>>140190213
>hurricane proof
>Florida has 10 feet of elevation change from one end to the other
Its the water that gets you- pay attention.
>>140190535
Cat= category
Mag= magnitude

Different scales for measuring force.

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>>140188342
OK last one.

>>140188342
Why do these natural disasters always target liberals? That's not fair and balanced!

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>>140214542
ffs ok last one now had to remove some lines

>>140188342
I despise Miami. It's a diseased shit hole.

Do people in "the rest of the country" only notice hurricanes when there are huge disasters? Because, being from the Gulf Coast, you wanna know what I see, looking at that projection? Fucking nothing. Literally part and parcel of living in Florida.