Is Ivanka retarded?

She's a woman

>>140182222
exactly

She probably got paid millions of dollars for that one tweet which nobody but one autist on /pol/ cares about over a year later

I want some green juice now.

>>140182222
fpbp

>>140182222
Fpbp.. Numbers confirmed.

>>140182222
checked

>>140182159
That's the jewiest jew jew company there is
>regurgitated $5000 vegetable peels wrung through a mandatory DRM and LAN protected 1950s unrefrigerated can opener

>>140182159
She was selected to breed, not to read.

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>>140182159
>Literally buys juice in a plastic bag
>puts the bag in a machine that squeezes it for you
>calls it fresh home made juice

W-what?

>>140182379
>>140182395
Since tthis is a slide thread, what does MDC and DC stand for in /HTG/? Distribution Center?

>>140182395

So, they just moved who was trafficking them?

>>140182599
She is Jewish now.

>>140182599
You cant buy one carrot pulp bag though. Once you buy the machine they send zucchini seeds to your grave

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>>140182222
Checked keked and she got rekt

>>140182599
She didn't say it was home made, and she didn't say it was fresh, she said you could make it at home and it is cold-pressed juice.

>>140182159

repulitards are this dumb. they will buy an 600$ do-nothing machine but will cry about the monthly 25$ the state takes from to fund walfare which helps millions of people and even them to a degree (people that are helped and resocialized will commit less crime).

>>140182750
Yep. Completely different. Who cares what she said. What do any of us have to say about the juice?

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>>140182379
So the PizzaGate is real?

>>140182599
she didn't call it fresh home made, it's cold pressed.

Cold-pressed juice refers to juice that uses a hydraulic press to extract juice from fruit and vegetables, as opposed to other methods such as centrifugal or single auger.

>>140182760
Fuck all those niggers and spics and white trash on welfare. It's my $25

KIKE LOVER

>>140182222
/thread

>>140182837
Oy vey juice for jews

Ivanka's just trying to be independent. Somewhat. I mean, it's all well and good to be nothing but "the President's daughter" when you're a kid. But she's no kid and she wants to have her own thing going. Personally, I'm proud of her. She could just sit back and live off of Daddy's money her whole life, but instead she's working.

The best juice comes in frozen cans and you mix it with water

>>140182881
Think about this. If you gib your juice a bear hug in a clamp. It has more vitamins than if you increase its surface area with a blade. Because oranges have fee fees
>cold pressed
>is the temperature of bath water

>>140182960
Haha cousin you're hilarious

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>>140182881

>>140183073
Delete this

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>>140182760
>people that are helped will committ less crime
The demographics show this is literally the exact opposite, Wojtek.
Maybe stick to your own shitty, third world, non-white country before you even open your mouth about others, p*lack.

>>140182222
fpbp

Juicero is such a fucking scam.

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>>140183127
>>140182760

part 2: Actual black crime rates

So you see that Blacks take in more welfare than they give back to society, and they statisically commit much more crime.

I suppose a subhuman that relies entirely on national gibsmedats (via the EU) wouldn't understand.
Ooga ooga back to your hidey hole.

>>140182222
quads of truth

praise kek

>>140182222
It is known

>>140182159
>young and pretty woman tweets about a stupid kitchen appliance

Yeah I'm really shocked

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>>140182750
>make at home
>somehow not home made

If you make it at home, it becomes home made. Problem is the only thing it takes for her to think that it is, is her putting a pre-made juice package into a machine that simply squeezes the content out. Biggest fucking scam.

>>140182960
technical term is "from concentrate"

>>140183233
Why don't they just squeeze the juice out of the pulp at the factory and send you just the juice? It would save on postage. Also they could just sell the juice in bottle at stores, so you can buy it when you do the rest of your shopping.

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>>140182159
Nah she's just a retarded shill

She should stay home and suck Jared's cock all day instead of making herself and her dad look like such fools

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>Pewdiepie assaults the Presidents daughter
Now thats a clickbait I would watch

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very

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>>140182222

>>140182159
>cold-pressed juice
>from prepackaged, pasteurized food
Defeating the supposed purpose.

>>140183337
>>140183127
>minorities do more crime and pay less taxes

I never argued against that and you are missing the point entirely proving your inability to read. Considering your casual racism and I guess its fair to say that you were never the smartest in class.

>>140183564
Mate you are onto something, do it quickly before anyone else starts selling juice in stores.

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>>140182222
this

>>140183705
Welfare dependancy ruins societies, please leave.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

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>>140182222
Checked and lol'd

>>140183705
>monthly 25$ the state takes from to fund walfare which helps millions of people and even them to a degree (people that are helped and resocialized will commit less crime).


You are trying to support welfare, lmao, even though over half of welfare recipients are Black or Hispanic.

>>140182222
fpbp

check'd and confirmed

slippery bread

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>>140182222
Its always the first comment.

>>140182222
Fpbp and checked. You can't hold women to the same standards OP. She's probably donald tier for her sex.

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>>140184534
She's probably donald tier for her sex.

So she's retarded. Got it.

ITT: Blue pilled nu-pol
The owner of juicero is Jewish, Ivanka is Jewish, that's exactly how they operate. One Jew comes out with a useless shitty product and all the other Jews shill for their fellow Jew.

>>140183743
You can tell she dropped that on purpose for attention. Typical fucking woman.

>>140182395
>>140182379
Holy shit!
Is this real?
Where did you get this?!

>>140182159
No, I said "Gas the Jews!"

>>140182327
No, I guarantee her retarded husband and his kike brother blew millions of dollars seeding this company. Kushners family fortune is on tilt right now--the brothers are fuckup idiots

>>140183564
If only grocery stores would carry the actual fruit so you'd get the fiber and nutrients instead of the pure sugar from the juice...
>JUICE IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU, STOP FALLING FOR THIS MEME. EVEN ORANGE JUICE IS BAD FOR YOU

>>140184965
wat was it?

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>>140182222
fpbp
checked

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>>140187099
but orange juice helped me get over a cold i just had.

lots of orange juice and chicken noodle soup.

>>140182159
she is a liberal so yes

>>140187099
Orange juice specifically, makes me vomit when I drink it.

>>140182159
Juicero is no longer in existence. They are out of business.

This was funny

>>140182159
She converted to Judaism so I think that should tell you everything you need to know

>>140187844
>Anyone left of me is a liberal

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>>140187721
What are you, a 90s mom?

>>140182222
Kek hath spoken through those quads

>>140184918
But are you picking up what she is putting down?

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>>140182222

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I drink about a gallon of this a day. Its cheap, refreshing, delicious and healthy. itd probably cost 200 dollars to "dry press" this much juice and it'd taste worse i bet. (((they))) really have no shame do they.

>>140182222
>highest word-count-to-burn ratio ever seen on /pol/
>quads
Truly a god among men

>>140190660
I'm pretty sure that's got hfcs goy.

>>140189643
Am I allowed to cold press poo

Look up the Juicero teardown video by AvE on YouTube.
The thing is hilariously overbuilt.
Sells for $400, likely cost $1000 to make.
the thing is more beautiful on the inside.

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>>140190660
>healthy
>american flag

Checks out.

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>>140190660
5 1/2 teaspoons of sugar per cup lmao

RED #40: Coal tar derived food coloring. A suspected carcinogen. Has been linked to hyperactivity, attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), and lower IQs in children. Some scientists question it’s safety since all tests were conducted by the manufacturer instead of the regulator, the FDA.

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>she is the exact person this is marketed for
really makes ya think

>>140191313

Breaking news: fruit has a lot of sugar in it. you can't drink juice without getting sugar.

>>140184719
If Donald is the standard for retarted what does that make you? Useless poorfag wagecuck.

>>140183986
>cost $1000 per unit minimum
>sold at $400

So this is the power of capitalism

>>140182159
>Is Ivanka retarded?
Who cares, faggot? Look at her.

>>140182159
she's a shill

>>140182222
put me in the screen cap

>>140191464
Exactly. Now anti sugar peeps have declared war on fruit smoothies and juices. Who knew fruit is bad for you?

>>140191464
you aren't getting the health benefits of real fruit. it says fruit 'drink' on the bottle for a reason.

>>140191944
Doesn't change nuthin. Fruits packed with sugars. It's called fructose.

real juice has the vitamins and nutrients of fruit. fruit drink is made from about 10% at most real fruit juice. real fruit has fiber juices don't have. he's drinking sugar water. empty calories.

>>140190660
>gluttonously chugging sugared poison for negro children
>white
GTFO

>>140192090
Cannot tell if excellent troll or genuine retard

hawaiian punch is basically cheap mexican candy dissolved in water and you deserve the disease it's giving you

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>>140182222
put me in the screencap.

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>>140182222
Ivanka EPIC BTFOd

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>>140182222
the first post is also the best post

You idiots need to watch the video of the AvE channel on YouTube taking apart one of these stupid fucking things.

>machine that merely fucking actuates a motor to turn a screw to press down a bag of juice
>literally big fucking chunks of CNC aluminum everywhere inside it
>gigantic 1 piece molded plastic
>PCB and hardware that is clearly not made to be cheap shit

The company was literally a team of marketers who got some engineer who literally JIZZED ALL OVER this stupid fucking thing and got it to cost $400 per unit and they STILL lost bigly on each unit because it was so well made. JUST TO PRESS FUCKING BAGS.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgIHOtSZGo

she must be joking.

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>>140182159
The creator is probably a cousin of Jared's.

>>140193110
>Cannot tell if excellent troll or genuine retard
Everything I told you is true. Stop fixating on Hawaiian punch. We've moved on to fruit and fruit juices.

>>140182222
yep.

>>140182159
>>140182222
Fuck off sharebule

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>>140182159
That looks disgusting.

>>140182159
>Trump is one of the people

>>140182327
>She probably got paid millions of dollars for that one tweet
>millions of dollars for that one tweet

are you an idiot?

>>140182222
This honestly. I mean, I get she's Trumps daughter and I like Trump, but she really shouldn't be in the white house devising policies in which most of the people who voted for Trump don't agree with. I'm sure she's a good person with a good heart but I genuinely don't agree with her on many things

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Would it be cheaper and infinitely superior to buy blender, strainer, and bunch of fresh fruit instead? Put the fruit in the blender, mush it, and pour it through strainer:
>full glass/bucket full of fresh juice
>pulp mush for snack/dessert for later

None of that juicer shit, you don't need to peel the fruit for blender.

>>140183986
All this for a fucking presser

Ivanka is genuinely retarded

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>>140182222
FPBP + praise KEK

>>140182222
I will never understand how women can be so consumerist. My gf keeps spending her shitty ass pay on dumb bullshit such a smart watch and traveling while I'm trying to save money to buy a fucking house.

Ill just end up buying it myself so she can fuck off.

>>140198640
NO YOU ARE WEAKLING AND YOU WILL LET HER TO MOVE IN WITH YOU
AND AFTER COUPLE OF YEARS HALF OF YOUR HOUSE WIL BE HERS.
YOU ARE THAT STUPID AND SCARED TO LET THE STUPID BITCH GO THAT YOU WILL SABOTAGE YOURSELF.

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>>140182222
>F
>P
>B
>P

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>>140187099
If only grocery stores sold fruit tree sapplings so I could grow my own fresh fruit from home!