Emmanuel I assassinates first MP

>>140168873
>French MPs are immune from prosecution
How can this be? If one of them decided to open fire on a school there would be no consequences?

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what?

>>140168873
Muslim killing politician, that's something we can all get behind

>>140168873

he beat him with his scooter helmet? what the fuck?

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>>140168873
>Boris Faure is in intensive care after the fight with M’jid El Guerrab in central Paris which saw him “covered in blood”.

>An eyewitness told the French magazine Marianne they saw M’jid El Guerrab, a centrist MP, hop off his scooter to talk to the Socialist before beating him to a pulp.

>What started off as a war of words “quickly escalated into fisticuffs”, the eyewitness is reported as saying, adding Mr El Guerrab had grabbed hold of his helmet before “violently” hitting Mr Faure in the head with it.

>The witness told the magazine: “They were chatting for a few minutes and then I saw the MP hit the man standing opposite him in the head with his helmet, twice. The other man collapsed, he was covered in blood.”

>>140169777
Kek speaks, we listen.

>M'jid El Guerrab
Is that a typical French name?

Is he /ourpolitician/?

>>140169633
Now I wish I was a french MP.

>>140168873
ABSOLUTELY JUPITERIAN

based God-Emperor Macron removing Socialist scum

>>140168873
Doesn't look French to me.

>>140170090
There's a chance, I daresay

I already like how the leftists are asspained about him

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>>140169633
>http://www.conseil-constitutionnel.fr/conseil-constitutionnel/english/constitution/constitution-of-4-october-1958.25742.html

>Article 26

>No Member of Parliament shall be prosecuted, investigated, arrested, detained or tried in respect of opinions expressed or votes cast in the performance of his official duties.

>No Member of Parliament shall be arrested for a serious crime or other major offence, nor shall he be subjected to any other custodial or semi-custodial measure, without the authorization of the Bureau of the House of which he is a member. Such authorization shall not be required in the case of a serious crime or other major offence committed flagrante delicto or when a conviction has become final.

>The detention, subjecting to custodial or semi-custodial measures, or prosecution of a Member of Parliament shall be suspended for the duration of the session if the House of which he is a member so requires.

>The House concerned shall meet as of right for additional sittings in order to permit the application of the foregoing paragraph should circumstances so require.

>>140168873
>M'jid al Guerrab
quintessentially French

>>140170193
This. I hope he dies and Emmanuel becomes king and marries Alizee.

So what are the chances of the Macron royal bloodline becoming a reality?

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>>140168873

>>140169822
>Arab
>Scooter
>Dindu nuffin while he put the guy in coma
Nothing new here, move along

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>>140168873
> Muslim
> (((centrist)))

I'm all for rooting out the socialists but come on, if Muslims are centrist them I'm an Asian from the rainforests of Algeria

>>140170805
>>140170309
Don't fall for his lies, that's what he wants you to believe. He's literally a merchant, he wants to sell you stuff, that's literally his stuff
. Funny thing is he actually fails and comes up with retarded statements like make planet great again lmao

>>140168873

Iuppiter Invictus

>>140169840
>radical centrist
oh my!

>>140170345
He was caught "in flagrante delicto" if they have video or testimony that he hit with his helmet. Sounds like the legislature has to approve his prosecution, or it should be a big scandal.

More fake news to try and paint Macron as less left than he is

>>140168873
"French".

wtf i love macron now

>>140170345
>No Member of Parliament shall be arrested for a serious crime or other major offence

wait, what?

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Wait, Macron has brownshirts going around beating up commies?

Was he /ourguy/ all along?

>>140174843
That's the exact point of this article, to make him seem less socialist than he is.

>>140170026
Sandnigger.

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>M’jid El Guerrab

There is truly no hope for frogcucks

>>140174950
>when /pol/ supports a guy called Patrick Mumbazo over a nazi like Soros
K

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>>140168873
Hahahaha, nice. Fuck that commie (((socialist)))

>>140171210
Centrism in the West means Neoliberal economics, Multiculturalism, Zionism, love EU.

>>140174623
Welcome to the world of Civil Code (vs common law in the Commonwealth). It's hilarious

>>140174843
Brown skins

>>140174843
YES

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>>140175007
Macron was always /ourguy/

>>140175230
Civil law is better. They can charge him if he wants. Everything is nice and clearly defined. You disclose nothing. You gather own evidence and ask permission. Here you just talk about bullshit and lie your ass off

>>140168873
>hopped off his scooter
Fucking hell, frogs. You even make a brawl look gay somehow.

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>actually falling for this media shilling
Macaroni will not fix France's problems.

>>140168873
Frenchcucks are so fucking butthurt someone is finally unregulating their socialist 3rd world country

they are chimping out so fucking hard

>>140175032
>being a sodomite
Hell is for ever!

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>>140175900

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>>140175444
>fixing France's problems
>implying that's actually feasible

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>>140174843

Mommy dearest (his wife) told him to stand up for himself.

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>Arab beats a commie
I don't know how to feel about this...

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>>140177777
Damn.

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>>140177777

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>>140177777
Is he god now?

>>140168873
>Socialist politician fighting for life
And i should care? the only thing I hope is Emmanuel Macron’s MP is alright, after all once you get socialist blood or get bitten/scratched on you i heard you can turn into on.

>>140169840
>>140170345
i dont know why, but Emmanuel gives me the creeps.

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>>140177777
holy nigger tits

>>140170026
quintessentially French, one might say

>>140168873
Macron's muslim brown-shirts are beating up white socialist cucks in the street in broad daylight.

>>140177777
someone shop the crown onto his head.

>>140168873
>socialist
nothing of value will be lost

>>140168873
I u p i t e r

>>140178352
Macron is the J u p i t e r i a n alternative. He wants a "Mediterranean Union" (i.e. a new Rome). He is d a m a g e d.

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>>140168873
I'm having a crisis here /pol/.

I hate commies, but I also hate muslims.

Did a commie just get physically removed? Or did a mudslime just attack and beat a white man within an inch of his life in broad daylight?

>>140182128
The commies and the muslims can fight it out, then the exhausted winner can be ejected with little effort.

>>140180454
D y e u s P i t a

>>140180231
Socialist party of France are SuccDems, anyway.

>>140177777
Oh fug :DD
Chegged

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>>140168873

>>140168873
WTF I love Macaroni now

>M'jid El Guerrab

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>140170599
>and marries Alizee
I can get behind having an other Corsican monarch.

RADICAL CENTRISM MUST BE STOPPED

>>140174623
>The House concerned shall meet as of right for additional sittings in order to permit the application of the foregoing paragraph should circumstances so require

pretty sure this means that the house can lift this immunity, otherwise this sentence would be saying nothing. "the house will apply the previous paragraph should it be required"? Lol? It's already law, why should the house be required.

>tips quran
>m'jid

>>140169633
if he'd do that then he would be impeached for sure

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>>140169777
KEK has spoken.

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>>140177777
But will Macron uncuck France?

>>140168873
m'jid el guerrab is a strong french name

>>140168873
A muslim beats up a socialist: Everyone wins!

>>140169633
if the rest of the Parliament votes to persecute him he loses his immunity (they never do)

it's the same here in Greece

FRENCH ANONS How is King Jupiter doing? Is he a cuck for Germany and the EU or is he unfucking France's shit up?

his popularity rate is falling very hard.

>>140189079
what if they're all moslems though? and even if he's impeached who cares? it was still worth it (no jail time).

>>140168873
>sandniggers are immune to prosecution

FTFY

>>140168873
>We have now reached the point where mudshits can beat up European politicians with no consequences because the mudshit in question is an MP

The absolute state of France.

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>>140168873
Blue ribbon - x
White ribbon - 1
Red ribbon - 0

We need a scoreboard. This mach will be bloody entertaining.
Any bets on final score?

>>140191243
*match

>>140168873
So why do we give a fuck about a socialist commie again?

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>>140182159
>you were born just in time for radical french centrist jupitarian quasi monarchist fascism

What a time to be alive, lads!

>>140191435
which one was braining the other one over an argument again

>>140168873
Revolution when?

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>>140191435
French deathmatch has great entertaining potential. Place your bets.

>>140177777
What did kek mean by this?

>>140191704
> monarchist
Nope, theocracy.

>>140191435
I don't care about commies but this could be useful against Macron.

>>140169777
this desu

Something something radical centrist

>>140192740
Underrated kek

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>mud hospitalizes a socialist
Who wins? The society.

>>140192975
Only when mud is removed too.

>M'jid al Guerrab

color me surprised!

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>>140178705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1MkZb9FWos

>Cold Empathy evokes the concept of “Uncanny Valley”, coined in 1970 by the Japanese roboticist Masahiro Mori. Mori suggested that people react positively to androids (humanlike robots) for as long as they differ from real humans in meaningful and discernible ways. But the minute these contraptions come to resemble humans uncannily, though imperfectly, human observers tend to experience repulsion, revulsion, and other negative emotions, including fear.

>The same applies to psychopathic narcissists: they are near-perfect imitations of humans, but, lacking empathy and emotions, they are not exactly there. Psychopaths and narcissists strike their interlocutors as being some kind of “alien life-forms” or “artificial intelligence”, in short: akin to humanoid robots, or androids. When people come across narcissists or psychopaths the Uncanny Valley reaction kicks in: people feel revolted, scared, and repelled. They can’t put the finger on what it is that provokes these negative reactions, but, after a few initial encounters, they tend to keep their distance.

http://samvak.tripod.com/narcissistpredator.html

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>>140168873
RAD CENT RISES

HAIL MARCON, HAIL CENTRISM, HAIL GOLDMAN SACHS

PUNCH NON-CENTRISTS IN THE FACE

>>140168873
>M'jib El Guarrab

THOSE BLOODY FRENCH

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>>140168873
barreug le dij,m

>>140171739
Maybe it's the wrong traduction, historically speaking, the 'centrist' party stems from the radical party, which, contrary to what its name may let think, was not really radical as we understand it.

>>140189966
same here
they just did it with frauke

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>>140168873
> a centrist MP
> beats political opponent to a pulp
Ah yes. "Centrism".

>>140168873
The socialist MP is still alive and "well".
Of course Macron's sandnigger accused him of racism to excuse why he bashed his head with an helmet.

I'm not going to shed a tear for the socialist: it's his Party which created a climate where arabs and niggers can get away with anything as long as they play the race card.

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That's fucking funny
Here's a quick rundown :
>Mamoud Sheepfucker is a member of the PS (socialist party) but leaves it to join the new rising party from Macron (EM, En Marche)
>Lucas Fuckmywife is a member of the PS and is pretty salty that Nassim Clockmaker betrayed his party
>Jean Iloveniggers and Abdel Childfucker meet each other randomly in a street of Paris
>Mohamed Moonworshipper hit Boris Ilovetheeu very hard on the head with his scooter helmet
>Guillaume Cucklord is unconscious since then and is in the hospital
>Mjid Carpetseller accused the cuck (i'm running out of names) of having said racist remarks and said he acted in legitimate defense. He wants to file a complaint for racism
>Boris Thesocialist is still in hospital while his family want to sue for defamation because "he's a good goy, he's not racist"

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>>140177777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvtLISbjnQY

>>140169777
Dirka lives matter!

>>140182128
The commie just get physically removed by the sandnigger dindu

>>140197756
Everyone wins

>>140175230
American congressmen can't get arrested either. It's so the President can't order a bunch of dissenting politicians arrested before an important vote. It's a separation-of-powers thing. There were a few issues with that in the 1600s.

>>140190081
he never was popular. people didn't vote for him, they voted against the other

>>140198647
We will if the sandnigger ends up in prison

>>140168873
>M’jid El Guerrab
Of course it's a sandnigger.

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>>140198879
Commies get BTFO and clockmakers get to demonstrate their special brand of peace to the public.

>>140194999
Chequed and qeq'd

What's happening now?

>>140168873
Macron really is /ourguy/ and not a single one of us expected it to happen

>>140199062
A socialist fag just tasted diversity

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBUe0JjJnRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th_f9fCk6k8

>>140174623
>without the authorization of the Bureau of the House of which he is a member. Such authorization shall not be required in the case of a serious crime or other major offence committed flagrante delicto or when a conviction has become final

you play dumb to get some you ?

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>Being such a weak shit that getting beat up nearly kills you

>>140198879
politicians never go to jail but he will resign

>>140199245
King Emmanuel I confirmed.

>>140199486
And he will live like his ancestors, by the holy RSA, amen

>>140198830
This is false. American Congressmen can be indicted and convicted while still serving in office. The most recent examples include Corrine Brown (charged while still in office, convicted after losing reelection) and Chaka Fattah (charged and convicted while still in office, resigned two days later).

>>140199635
The constitution protects congressmen from "civil arrest" which was a bigger issue in the 1700s than now.

>>140199635
Whoops, you're right. They aren't immune while holding office, just while attending a session of Congress.

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>>140174843

well, thats what you get when you allow sandniggers to run the show.

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>>140169694
exactly my first reaction

>>140199635
>>140199820

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_of_Charles_Sumner

Southern Rep beat the shit out of a Yankee senator on the Senate floor for saying that his cousin only approved of slavery so he could fuck negresses. He was convicted of assault and paid a fine.

>>140168873
RADICAL
CENTRIST

>beating socialists to death
Oh well.

>>140200495
the worst thing is that the arab dude had his "he was racist to me" excuse all prepared and a fake witness ready as well

Jesus fuck, he's gone completely rogue
>says Africa's problems are "civilizational"
>says African women need to stop having 7 or 8 kids
>wants to expand France's military might tenfold
>appointed a rightwinger as his PM
>says he wants to restore the French empire
>retake the Louisiana territories
>expressed interest in restoring House of Bonaparte
>claims to be the karmic reincarnation of Napoleon I
>buddies with Trump and Putin
>crowned himself in a massive ceremony, styles himself the "Son of Jupiter"
>currently bombing former West African territories back into fealty to the Crown
>says "the French race lords above all others"
>troops on the borders with Germany, Belgium and Italy
>claims Rhineland is French territory
>beheads journalists in public
>claims direct descendance from the first Kings of France in the House of Capet
>appreciates older sluts
>thoughts indecipherable to mere mortals
>literally took the Bogpill
>sending stormtroopers to kebab shops to clear them out of Paris
>pledges to move the French capital to Versailles in the fall
>threatened Frexit if the EU did not capitulate to his demands
>told Merkel to go fuck herself
>aligned himself on the anti-globalist axis
>war of imperialism currently raging in Vietnam to retake former colonies
>pledged to end communism worldwide
>supports the true Pope in Avignon to counter Francis
>will immediately annex Catalonia and Basque Country in the event of independence
>amassing the largest French navy in years
>reestablished use of the guillotine in public executions
>personally beheaded opponents Le Pen, Fillon and Melenchon to cement his rule after two landslide elections
>outlawed all other parties
>respects the superior GILF pussy
>literally browses /pol/
>said niggers arent fit for Western society (rough translation)
>renowned as a brilliant military tactician
>declared Mars his "Sun Palace" and plans to build massive cities on its surface from which he will rule France and its colonies
Is he /ourguy/?

>>140175315
>here
>flag
Well obviously in poofterville everything revolves around mens asses and shit

Radical centrism strikes again

>>140169777
Didn't' the Muslim beat the shit out of the French MP?

>>140201018
he's really not

>>140201046
both are MP, one socialist, one macronist, the macronist is a former socialist islamist, the socialist MP posted a blog about the muslim dude explaining that he's an islamist with proofs and shit, so the arab macronist beat the shit out of him and then went I dindu nuffin he wuz rayciss

>>140199384
He beat the guy continuesly in the head with a motorcycle helmet

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>>140169777
kek

>>140201272
>expose jihad
>get sentenced to death
Is this Macron's France?

>>140168873
Good, fuck communists

>>140175444
naw, france its already doomed, everyone knows it, but this shit is funny

>>140201428
pretty much, the new spokesperson of macron is a marxist journalist who closed his twitter account because he used to post shit like assassinating the people who protest gay wedding and stuff like that.

>>140184588
88 confirms

AWESOME! This greatly aids our cause. Undermines Micron generally. Undermines his "We must be open and tolerant" BS. Further reminds French people of the dangers of Islam and the dangers of low-IQ genetics who have poor emotional self-control.

Thank you Kek!

>>140201272
jail kebab

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>>140169777
NANI

>>140168873
Why does Macron seem more based everytime I read a story about him

>>140202097
Because you're from DASH

>>140168873
>shitskin has been expelled from macron's party
>shitskin beat up a socialist
>thing happened several days ago
>/pol/ is slow
>who cares about socialists
>who cares about shitskins

>>140168873
not if they are caught during the act, you lying faggot

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>>140168873
Now that's what I call radical centrism

>>140202097
LOL! A complete tool of the (((Globalists))) created by a massive marketing campaign similar to the marketing campaigns that created Obongo or Trudeau. A cartoon really.

>>140202097
>muslims kill whites in the open
>based
Because you're a fucking shitskin lover and you need to KYS

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>>140170345
>>No Member of Parliament shall be arrested for a serious crime or other major offence.
What could possibly go wrong?

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>>140174843
>brownshirts
Shitskins

>>140169777
Yeah, for once a Muslim killed the right person
US politics needs more fistfights in Congress, frankly instead of all this old woman backstabbing and bitchery.

>>140170503
underrated

>>140177777
hahahaHAHAHA fuckin' CHECKED

>>140170193
He must.
All socialists need a bullet

>>140190589
Hoping this happens in the UK next. All those prim, stick-up-their-asses British politicians would have the fucking vapors.

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Daiky reminder

It's pretty funny considering that socialist was most likely a faggot supporting the "it's ok to punch nazis" trend.

Now he's in coma, his aggressor is free and if he wakes up he'll be jailed for racism while the muslim is celebrated as a hero.

>>140203070
You don't like your Shabbos Goy?!?

>>140175266
Underrated.