How will you cope with nuclear war /pol/?

>>140160678
by laughing as we turn north korea to glass

>>140160678
i won't look away.

Shitpost on /pol/

>>140160678
it will NEVER happen

>>140160678
>worst case scenario
>bright flashes burn to the north and south
>dimmer flashes in the west
>I fill my tub, tape my window sills, and wait 2 weeks
>I don my pro-mask, load the SKS, and hunt ghouls

>>140160678
Nukes have been proven fake on Youtube. Look up nukes are a hoax.

they literally don't exist.

>>140160821
Actually, now that I think about it, the moment missiles are in the air, the site will probably break from the shear amount of people posting at once.

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>>140160678

>>140160678
by raping your family op

>>140160927
what is the purpose of filling the tub?

>>140160678
Holy fuck man, a METROID?

Lookin forward to the change of pace

I want to believe that nothing will happen but it's inevitable, isn't it? It's not like all the instability, political infighting, economic manipulation, is just going to go away, without some catastrophic event.

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>>140161049
having as much drinking water as possible

if shit goes down fill all pots you can find with water from the tap.

>>140160678

>>140161049
Potable water, anon

>>140160678
I am totally prepared. Multiple high powered self loading rifles, high capacity magazines, thousands of rounds of ammo. Tons of other gear, survival stuff. Stocked up on food. Have water source on property. Use wood for heat.

I should be pretty comfy. Oh and I have a pretty big garden, chickens.

Would like to get completely off grid, but I still need some kind of solar/wind power thing, gonna need electricity. Also need to figure out fuel for a vehicle.

>>140160977
Can confirm this Kim is larping

get myself a qt north korean refugee girlfriend when the wars over

>>140161192
I'd just go to Wallmart and buy a shitload of water. The bath tub idea is pre-walmart 1960's stuff

>>140160678
We are an elite unit. We will not survive but my son will.

>>140160678
thats a metroid. I will innawoods and make friends with squirrels

>>140160678
die, probably.

>>140160678
everybody knows usa will be destroyed by nukes
i really dont care cause im in the other side of the map

>>140161049
I have a 800 litre tidy tank. Used to be for a furnace oil tank. But I cleaned it out. No oil for years. I should really scrub it out good. I could fill it with water and have enough for drinking months.

>>140161359
niggers will have burned it down

Us ghouls will need to stick together

Fuck smoothskins!

>>140160678
Won't be too bad.
No electricity will be annoying.
My computer getting fried will be annoying but I've got a dual BIOS so I think I may be able to keep using the same motherboard.
As long as you aren't one of the hundred thousand or so who will die from the nuke or one of the soldiers who have to fight on the ground you'll be fine.

>>140161010
LEWD

>>140161049

ew but your tub is gross, it has all kinds of stuff growing on it

it won't stay potable for long

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>>140160678
I've already selected the women for my bunker.

>>140160977
>science advances? no possible way.

MUH FAKE NEWKZ

>>140160982

People will post images demonstrating what a "virgin" missile is versus a "chad" missile

I don't care, nobody wants to attack Mexico. :)

>>140160678
hot cocoa

>>140160678
not by crashing the moon into the earth, that's for sure

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>>140160927
>fill my tub
>willing to drink water with flouride in it

>>140160744
Digits confirm FPBP

>>140161359

Nigga have you ever played Fallout? Everybody has already thought of that and an organized militia has taken control of your local Super Duper Mart

>>140160678

turning 360 degrees and burning alive

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>>140160678
Baste myself with sweet & spicy bbq sauce.
When the bomb drops, if I'm far enough away, I'll be roasted properly.
When surveyors come to inspect the damage they'll have a nice snack waiting for them.

>>140162171
very thoughtful and noble of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMvuidVdYN4
They have things like the atom bomb, so I think I'll stay where I am
Civilization, I'll stay right here

>>140161940
>the virgin nuke
>The Chad Planet Destroyer

>>140161303

"on property"

haha property rights won't mean shit after SHTF

Can you control your property with force, that's the question

>>140160678
By shrugging my shoulders and saying "meh" as I get incinerated on a sub-atomic level.

>>140161831

Mormons will be well ahead of the game. No joke. They are some of the most prepared people you will ever meet, and they have money too. They buy lots of silver and gold and useful tools and stockpile that shit.

>>140160678

Nothing will change for me, even with a Russia MAD scenario.

Urban retards dying is a good thing.

Turn the norks to glass and the jews to gas

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>>140160744
Fpbp

>>140162048

Mexico is an important place for automotive manufacturing and agriculture for the US. You would still be in the crosshairs.

Not to mention the drugs. That's not going to stop being a thing after a nuclear war.

>>140160678
ez i'll kms

>>140162171

Make sure you exercise your loins moderately too and consume a lot of fat for marbling

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>>140160678

>nuclear war

Bitch, I live in Florida. I have hurricanes and other shit to worry about.

1. Get to Southen hemisphere. Nukes go off, u still alive... the atmosphere will continue spreading the poison. Think of nukes as the most efficient poison-spreading mechanisms devised. Alpha particle emission and subsequent direct ingestion can kill in parts-per-trillion. By the time fallout reaches southern hemisphere the majority of radiation is removed from atmosphere

2. In nearly every nukescenario currently devised / fall of civilization... nukes shall be used and they mainly shall be used in the NORTHERN hemisphere. Being a prepper with bunkers in remote locations shall not be enough as surrounding land shall be POISONED.

3. The Bush family bought 100,000 Acres in Paraguay in 2006. By 2015 it has grown to 300,000 Acres (verifiable by simple internet search). What do they know that you do not?

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>>140160678
I live in the main target on the coastline. There's no hope, no escape.
Do what you must

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>>140160678
Honestly can't wait senpai.

>>140161831

10/10 post anon

>>140160678
Be happy that im 5% Turkish

>>140160678
I don't expect you to "cope". I expect you to die.
https://youtu.be/Mx9z99YJ_7s

>>140160678
I'll watch the highlights from niggerland

>all these anons assuming they will survive and become cool Stalkers

> only one scoop of nuclear
Fucking pleb

>>140163721
underrated

>>140163782
>feel a slight rumble
>Go outside
>Mushroom cloud into the distance
>ITSHAPPENING.jpeg
>a bright flash from behind me
>Loud ass fucking boom, decent winds
>Run inside
>try to survive fallout and radiation

I think I would do okay

>>140160678
If the nukes start flying I'm going to eat the whole box of poptarts I don't even care anymore.

>>140163734
based moby quote

I live on a military base so I am dead.
I accept my vaporization

>>140160678
Simple, I wont ILL BE FUCKING DEAD AND SITTING IN HELL FUCKING YOU IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE YA FUCKING FRUIT MUFFIN


GO FUCK YOUR SELF MODS YOUR CODS FISH FAGGOTS

>>140164297
Uma

by living through a colder winter.

t.Alaskan

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>>140160678
>tfw i live 5 miles away from Cheyenne Mountain Airforce Base, the nuclear bunker where they will put Trump if the nukes start flying
How fucked am i /pol/?

by posting "hiroshima firebombing tards BTFO" before being vaporized

>>140162359
Well, he did mention having shit tons of guns... you fucking idiot.

>>140165246
You do realise that you will be die outside the bunker when it gets nuked, right?

>>140164549
>run inside
>die

no you wouldnt

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>>140160678
I'll be fine and dandy
>Tfw Iceland can survive a snowball Earth
We'll be sure to raid the British shoreline afterwards

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I will sail the seas as a pirate and sell cancer drugs.

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>>140165630
duh
im wondering which way i should drive if i can get an early warning tho

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>>140160678
Nukes don't exist nigger

https://youtu.be/V7PLEi8Vk_c

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>>140165246
consider something like this but for cheyenne and with a 20 megaton nuke

>>140160678
i hope the radiation turns my left hand into a vagina

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>>140161671

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR IDENTITY POLITICS

>>140160678
Thankfully once I'm torn apart by the nuclear blast I'll be able to cope pretty easily

I won't mind to be honest. My life is a failure, and I care for very few people on this planet. Human life is pointless, and there are no Gods. So really what does it matter. We all die, nothing notices. Earth goes on like we never existed

>>140161671
>I will be a ghoul after nuclear detonation

If anyone here has bomb shelters mind telling me where they are?

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>>140160678
I hope I just die. If I'm not in a blast zone I'll just off myself. I don't want to survive in a world where nukes are being used on humans again

>>140160678
Get drunk and rawdog some hookers

>>140166846
at least stay for the fallout

>>140160678

pretty easily since I work within a stones throw of Davis Monthan.

>>140160678
Celebrate and hope I'm among the first victims.

>>140161818
Boil water

Not a good time to visit Japan, is it?

>>140160678
>I have a bit of Silver, and one bucket of food. I have a geiger counter in a metal tin I've taped shut with foil tape.

I have no cash.

I have some guns and a few hundred rounds for each.

At first it will be difficult. Car won't start due to being empfried. Bank don't work because emp-fried. My job don't work because emp-fried.

Will start choppin' wood. Gonna be cold this winter. Probably won't get to buy food.

Pretty fucked.

>>140160678
Drink whiskey and watch the happening on Periscope.

>>140166678
To real anon

>>140160678
Probably die.

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>>140160678
I want so badly to die. It will be bliss.

Quit being such pussies. A few nukes touched off in Asia will ruin some folks days for sure, and losing much of NYC or LA may be bad (depending on your view of those places), but it's nothing.

Some ammo to cope with any trouble from economic panic and such and it's all good. I am a nuclear warrior, bring it on.

>>140160678
goin innawoods with pupper. my state has castles, i plan to commandeer one and hold it with immutable force.

>>140168738
i feel like it would give my life purpose.

>>140160678
honestly, I have one 9mm pistol, I plan on going next door and shooting my neighbor in the fucking face, then im going to rape his girlfriend, proceed to shoot her, in the fuck face, after that, Im going to loot as much possible and go north. Probably going to die, but atleast ill be happy.

>>140168738
>I am a nuclear warrior

Ok you absolute faggot enjoy that slow death from radiation poisoning

>>140169092

Fallout is overstated.

From a ground burst, which people only use if silos or hardened bunkers are the target, the fallout is bad for 2 weeks. You can stay indoors and only eat/drink non-contaminated products, and you'll be fine.

Most attacks will be airbursts, which leave no fallout.

>>140169092
How the fuck do you figure that? We've had atmospheric testing like fucking mad during the cold war, and the worst that happened was that overly big shots like Castle Bravo killed a few Japanese fisherman with fallout and the cancer rates increased in Nevada.

Fat fuck Kim nuking a city or two, along with a sufficient retaliation from USA, would only "poison" those in the immediate area. Fuck, even a good sized exchange is not that bad - bullshit like nuclear winter was propaganda and nature is able to absorb tons of shit by sheer dilution.

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nukes are overrated

>>140169545

Yes, airbursts leave no fallout. Castle Bravo fucked up the yield and the ground was contaminated, like a partial ground burst.

That's all people will use too, as airbursts cause far greater destruction over a wider area than ground ones, which waste energy making a crater (and the shit from the crater is what turns to the fallout that's bad for 2 weeks downwind).

Nukes aren't real.

http://nukelies.org/

>live between a naval base and major shipyard

I'd def get smoked first strike.

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>>140160851
Are you afraid of the clone wars?

>>140160678
I would hope to be close enough to see the beauty we have made

>>140160678
By taking into consideration the fact that it well never happen...

>>140171054
Let me specify. Nuclear war has already happened in an infinite other timelines so the fact that it hasn't happened in this one probably means we're going to follow down path where it doesn't happen

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>>140160678
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya

>>140171226

Well, no one really wants to lose everything they've worked for, and nukes generally fuck over a nation pretty well if they're hit with enough-enough to set them back and change world dynamics.

>>140171363
cumbaya

>>140160678
Nuclear war will either not happen or billions will be dead in minutes.


Either way I'm not worried.

>>140160678
Just like majority of people here - by being vaporized in blast or maybe dying from radiation sickness.

Who gives a fuck they will target the major cities which means fried nignogs and we can come in afterwards and eat them like in fallout its ok as long as u just eat a bit

>>140160678
Fucking finally,NUKE!!
I will pay for their souls

>>140160678
Hopefully I'll be dead, so I won't have to cope.

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Nuclear war will never happen. Ever.

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If I'm not killed in the initial blast I'll go innawoods with my gf and my guns and see if we can survive from what we learned on Survivorman. Probably will get radiation sickness and I'll be forced to an hero both of us.

>>140160851
>>140160821
This pretty much somes up this thread

>>140160678
I live 10 minutes from Oak Ridge so my party will be but a short but brilliant one.