Fish hook theory

>>140133254
So the left is where the jews tie the knots, and the right is where all the OH WHO CARES WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY TWELVE FUCKING CAPTCHAS FUCK OFF

not pictured: niggers

>>140133952
god bless captchas, they guard us from the depravity of the australian shitposter

>>140133254
Call me a faggot but I think it unironically describes the trajectory of political affinities over a lifetime for most sensible people out there.

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shitpost sHitp౦st thats a shitpost rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Shitpost

>>140134288
surprisingly accurate

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>>140133952
>Not using legacy captcha
New fags belong on reddit

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>>140134288
Nope. Its the truth.

Alternative: pic related

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>>140133254
>reposting memes from communist subleddit
actually kill yourself

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Or the gavin alternative

This makes no sense. The political compass is already good enough. Every major thought can be described there. Ethno nationalism is an offshoot of conservative nationalism, it's meaningless to describe anything but level of state control on social and markets. The differences between authoritarian movements are minor except for economic policy

The only exception to this is fascism which is an actual full fledged movement which is ethno nationalist as well as having its own economic policy

>>140134580
>fascism
>left wing

>>140133254
Whatever happened to horseshoe theory. Was that not pc.

>>140134817
It is half left and half right
Nobody places it correctly

>>140133254
>the real political compass is bait incarnate
Why am I not surprised

This is the most retarded thing I have seen all day

>>140135452
Check ur flag then

>>140134580
>facism

I see facism being called out a lot, but I've never met someone whose ideology is all about faces.

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>>140133254

>>140136386
>muh centrists are just like extremists
Nice meme.

>>140133952
I dunno what they changed but normal captcha basically became unusable at some point, minimum 5 in a row and would often throw up an error message and force me to start again. Legacy captcha is so much better, only problem is you have to change the settings every time you clear cookies.

>>140136386
This one makes no sense senpai

>>140134817
Authoritarians are not exclusive to either side, anon.

>>140136202
Fasces.

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>>140135020
It's been replaced

>>140134288
no way Norwegians are there. they are far-right fascists given the way the autistic cunt pumps up to ensure everyone knows to archive every fucking link

>>140137152
It makes perfect sense. It's basically "everyone who doesn't agree with me is the same" on three different points on the political spectrum.

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>>140137233
I know it's a joke since the virgin side is supposed to be relatable, but I really am in the middle of these two now after seeing the neolib alt ctrl left.

>>140137484
And the w?

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>>140133254

>>140137570
Why would you insult this man? I bet he goes so hard he voted for Hillary twice before hitting his asthma vaporizer like a boss.

>>140136202
facism is like racism, only against ugly people instead of niggers

>>140133952
>use legacy captcha for posts
>use normal captcha for threads

>>140137640
It replaces the horseshoe.

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>>140136386
We're reaching levels of fence sitting never thought possible.

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>>140133254

>>140134473
How do I use legacy captcha

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>>140133254

>>140136929
I think if you shit post a lot then mods can make it so it's harder for you to post

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>>140137904
>man

>>140137503
>virgin side is suppose to be relatable
What the fuck? So you're a classic liberal Sargon viewer who thinks that dems are racists?
Seek help.

>>140138892
that's how the meme goes. It's pathetic, but just accurate enough to get reactions. see original

>>140138496
I don't shitpost a lot. I know that may sound weird because of my flag but it's true.

now I just want to go fishing

>>140137640
The higher they are, the more critical they are of other points of view. That's why there's three peaks, hence the W shape.

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Move aside fish hook, horse shoe strikes again

>>140139520
There are no such things as rights, faggot. There is simply what can be enforced.

>>140139520
Why is ancap next to ancom?

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>>140139699
And fish hook evolves to double fish hook

>>140139520
How far down are primitivists and accelerationists?

>>140139842
That's anchor theory.

>>140138403
If you have to ask, it's not for you.

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>>140133952
tfw I've been using legacy captcha and you've just reminded me that the "click 18 boxes 8 times WHOOPS TRY AGAIN" captcha exists

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Triangle of truth

>>140139842
benis XD

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>not a 3 dimensional matrix

>>140133952
At least once a day you Aussies put a smile on my face. God bless you shitposting motherfuckers.

Also I had to click no less than 37 boxes of street signs and store fronts to post this.

>>140133254
This is bait

>>140138454
at last I truly see

someone post the virgin vs chad theory

>>140140554
Better, but nationalist - transnationalist should instead be tribalist vs universalist.

So many people continue to argue for things from a universalist perspective. The political compass doesn't accurately reflect this concept.

>>140139842
That's fucking hilarious... Idk y but it's so true if you go to far you get into an echo chamber and fuck yourself up.

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>>140140381
My nigga
Just /take it a step further/

>>140141700
I don't know what to say I've never even seen that image before in my life
GET IT TOGETHER GOOK MOOT

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how is left - right even a thing when there has never been a functional leftest society in the history of humanity?

>>140140554
>libertarian
>nationalist

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>>140137916
I like it.

>>140140554
>not a 4 dimensional hyper cube

>>140142695
Fake news
It's ¡Jeb!

>>140141949
>never been a functional leftist society
>what is nazi Germany
>inb4 Hitler wasn't a leftist because he didn't hate white people
I'm conservative myself but I feel like people confuse "leftist" with "degeneracy pushed by Jews", which is what the modern left is, but still.

>>140137374
Dont talk about the human filing cabinet that way.

>>140141949
>muh democracy
>muh constitution

kek, top fucking bluepill

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>>140133254
Look at this bait that I just found when I say go be ready to leave.

GO!

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>>140139842

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I've come to a realization that probably the best thing to do now and in the future is focus on career and sex.

>>140134817
The Nazis put monarchists and capitalist democrats in prison camps too.

NatSoc is Third Position.

>>140133952
>all of these nopass newfags
Kek

>>140143621
>I blindly believe on jooish conspiracies because I have stronk convictions!
Nice try, but you can't disguise your stupidity as "strong convictions".

>>140143621

I don't think people on /pol/ do hold serious convictions or beliefs.

>>140143621
Not serious convictions, retarded ones

What if you just add the Up/Down axis to a political compass?
It's a voluntary variable that acts independently from your position on the compass, but its value is only defined within the range (1, 0), (0, -1) with 2 decimals digits

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>>140133254
You idiots think of politics in 1 or 2 dimensions. Shows how tiny your brains are

"right" and "Left" and "center" in between.on a line. At most the Fishhook and Horseshoe theory are 2 dimensional as they add height to the line, and place the center on a ridge about to go up and down.It also accounts for the political tests which add a Vertical line to juxtapose the horizontal.

In truth:
Politics is probably 5 or 6 dimensional.

Adding a Z axis allows for a fully 3 dimensional political sphere. This leads into specific ethics within those "sides" Some Nazis will be authoritarian, others will be a bit more libertarian. Some faaaaar lefties take the pragmatic approach that punching Nazis is going to result in a lot of dead on their side... So now we have a fully 3 dimensional space

Great what's next? D4: Changes in Size. Much like how when you grow up. you were small, and now you're bigger. Each political affiliation can have people remain in that affiliation but have their perception and life experience remold it into different lengths - or they can go full retard and shift to a far radical spectrum that east itself alive. while still maintaining the general same opinions. The universe expands, as do we, our minds and our politics. and with the new space, allows for new ideas to flourish.

D5: Location. How the radical racists jumped from the democratic "side" to the republican "side" and how Nazism went from a leftist ideology to a far right one. Much like how people walk around life they are the same, but in different locations while changing mass constantly

D6: Time This ties into D4 and D5. Time allows for the ideas to maintain the same "spirit" while bouncing around all over the place. Remove it altogether to realize that much like everything we are, changes come and go. Its how the country goes from voting In Obama twice to saying "fuck everything he believes in" While holding the same ethics and morals.

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>>140137570
how the fuck can he be so thin yet still have a fat ass face?

>>140134245
Underrated

>>140134817

It is left wing though. He reason you think it is right wing is because the communists infiltrated the universities in the US and Europe and then rewrote the history to position communism as good and nazis as bad.

But Lenin wrote to Mussolini congratulating him on his ascension to the leadership in Italy.

Fascism was understood to be of the Left at the time. It was only after the war when the critical theorists rewrote your history textbooks that it became the great 'right wing evil'.

You still see it today. Conservatives think the left is wrong, the left thinks conservatives are 'evil'. That came from their re-writing of history.

>>140144520

are jokes not allowed now? how's your professional and sex life? because I noticed that mine sucked.

I just want to say that I'm not a nigger. I hope you guys don't mind.

>>140133254
>in [current year] political theories are mainly shapes and squiggly lines

>>140133254
The left is the political starting point, once you leave it there is no turning back. Same with centrism. Only retards or edgelords go from right to left.

>>140138403
I'll give you a hint.

[settings]

>>140141949
Your pic is top tier boomer posting.

>>140138403

It's an intelligence test. You have to be smart enough to figure it out. That shouldn't be too hard for a member of the Master Race like you.

>>140144664
Not really

>>140144901
Fascism is not left-wing. Left wing = equality. Right wing = hierarchy.

Makes no fucking sense. What is the Y axis, making the hook up upwards? Why the far-right a point and the far-left is a circle?

>>140146611

it means you get baited into being far right eventually by becoming centrist

>>140147053
So basically a lefty made this diagram, gotcha

>>140146611
There is no y axis, this is non cartesian geometry

And both are dots

>>140133952
Fpbp

>>140147053
Far right is just radical centrism. Even the political compass agrees

>>140137904
>this man
he doesn't know hahaha

>>140147515
>>140147584
>make stupid diagram that supports my political beliefs
Ok.

>>140147998
American education and literally no argument made

>>140136386
I go with team fedoras

>>140148122
that's exactly what it is, a graphical representation of your beliefs. there's nothing more to it than that.

>>140148937
Ignore low-info american posts

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>>140133952
>select all the cars

>>140146503
this
the only ones pushing the "fascism = leftwing" meme are assblasted libertarians who want the right wing to themselves

>>140146503
You really do not have any idea what you are talking about. Neither authoritarianism nor libertarianism is inherently right or left. That's the reason most political compasses you'll see around here are two dimensional.

>>140134245
Believe me, god didn't give us captcha, that was someone else

>>140133254

It's a good start, but it DOES keep looping.

>>140150236
He's more correct than incorrect, left/right comes from France (around the time of the revolution I think?), the left were revolutionaries and the right were traditionalists. Fascism is heavily traditionalist.

>>140137172
fascism =/= authoritarianism
Stalin was authoritarian but not fascist.

>>140133952
>select all street signs
Dear lord the nightmares just won't stop
>tfw literally just got the sign captcha as I went to post this

>>140150534
>Fascism is heavily traditionalist.
KYS

Fascism is as revolutionary as liberalism and socialism. Its the fraternité part of their retarded motto. In some countries fascucks were used by real traditionalists, like in Spain, but they're just another form of cancer.

In France itself the mass movement plebean fascist retardation descends not from counter-revolutionary or even conciliatory monarchists, but from boulangism, the leagues and ultimately the "muh national will" bonapartism

>egalitarianism for everyone in a nation
>muh national will
>muh plebean mass movement
>muh revolutionarism
>muh worker's rights

>>140133254
>implying we all satart at the left

>>140151059
It doesn't

>>140137570
Is he trying to decide if the avocado will fit in his anus?

>>140152541
>he

>>140150543
It literally is authoritarianism, are you literally retarded?

Fascism is an authoritarian government that has more control over companies than not but still has some forms of free trade.

Stalin wasn't practicing what he was preaching. He had complete control over the economy. He was supposed to be holding the government till people could survive for themselves. Which won't ever happen, but communists are retarded.

>>140144548
When you have a shitty diet and don't exercise your body gets mixed up where to store fat.

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>>140136386

>>140133254
>literally the bait theory

Almost got me

>>140153070
Marx supported free trade
>But, in general, the protective system of our day is conservative, while the free trade system is destructive. It breaks up old nationalities and pushes the antagonism of the proletariat and the bourgeoisie to the extreme point. In a word, the free trade system hastens the social revolution. It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor of free trade.
http://www.panarchy.org/engels/freetrade.html

Two ways to see this
-far right would've been centrst 100 yr ago
-centrists are nazis

>>140134580
>fascism
>left

>>140143168
not posting this with robby rotten......... aon you had one job

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>>140134288 checked
perfect

>>140153983
Imagine being dumb enough to believe this

>>140133952
>not using the old captcha
lmao

>>140139801
They are neighbors with a one sided fence off in fantasy land.

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> imblying

>>140133254
test

>>140157894
It Worked

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The d theory

>>140134708
the funniest part about this image is that in the movie he got blurrier vision when he put on the glasses hahaha

>>140143621
/r/ing 'im centrist lets gas HALF the jews' version

>>140156784
makes sense to me

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>>140143621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPssRB2ktao

>>140139842
>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP

>>140133254
The far left is like that too. The political spectrum really a 3d toroid like a puckered anus.

>>140152541
he's trying to decide how many avocados to put in his anus.

>>140160800
Draw it anon

>>140140554
Should be tribalist/ethnopluralist/nationalist/isolationist vs universalist/transnationalist/internationalist globalist.

Also your cume is a clusterfuck. Make the X-axis the traditional left right, Y axis traditional authoritarian/collectivist vs individualist/laissez faire, and Z axis the isolationist vs globalist spectrum.

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>>140138403

>>140133952

>>140158927
haha

>>140164241
woah

>>140167100
wOaah

>>140167100
I really like the very bottom of dying threads, I always scroll down to see what there is at the bottom of the thread, and most of the time, it's all garbage. There's nothing interesting at the bottom of the thread, nothing interesting for immature 14 year olds that is, but for me, I am a 60 year old man, I will pass away soon, and I must say, that the most interesting things, the most mature, and the most sophisticated and intriguing posts are always found at the bottom of dying threads.

>>140156784
Imagine an obvious joke hurting your feelings so much you have to make a post about it

>>140143090
What's the story behind that guy? He does it for free?

>>140137233
>federal reserve printing bitcoin
lost

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>>140136386
>non-euphoric

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>>140133254

Faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ