average postmoker's defence

>>140100301
>postmoker's
How high are you, degenerate?

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>>140100514
I don't do drugs.

>>140100301
My defence? If I don't abuse drugs I feel depressed and suicidal, a natural reaction to living in a sinking ship of a civilisation. If I die, I am useless to advertising agencies, who generally hope to make profits of about $200 a week from me, unaware that ALL of my income goes towards drugs. If it wasn't for the government's potential to sell me worthless junk I'd be long dead.

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>>140100301
Never trust a Spaghanime girl facing to the right

>>140100301
Muh fermentation is natural. Muh yeast.

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Mafia free pain relief. Grown for less than $1.00 a gram. Fucks over the AMA/big pharma cartel. Why aren't YOU growing your own?

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>>140101881
It's muh religion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead_of_poetry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquor_deities
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacramental_wine

>>140100301

The Coffee drinkers are the worst. TV show Morning Joe has literally destroyed our country with drug addled degeneracy.

>>140100301
>muh muh plant just a plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's just a plant muh plant muh plant

it literally is

>>140100301

what about someone that is addicted to propaganda and shekels? should we trust you?

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>>140102614
>j-just a plant guys

>>140102416
BOG?

>>140102708

If you are so smart how come you only communicate in memes and mockery?

Surely if your side is so superior you can come up with something better than MTV level doublethink.


>A total of 2964 infants was studied. At birth, 44% of the infants tested positive for drugs: 30. 5% positive for cocaine, 20.2% for opiate, and 11.4% for cannabinoids. Compared to the drug negative group, a significantly higher percentage (P < .05) of the drug positive infants had lower weight and smaller head circumference and length at birth and a higher percent of their mothers were single, multigravid, multiparous, and had little to no prenatal care. Within the first 2 years of life, 44 infants died: 26 were drug negative (15.7 deaths per 1000 live births) and 18 were drug positive (13.7 deaths per 1000 live births). The mortality rate among cocaine, opiate, or cannabinoid positive infants were 17.7, 18.4, and 8.9 per 1000 live births, respectively. Among infants with birth weight </=2500 g, infants who were positive for both cocaine and morphine had a higher mortality rate (odds ratio = 5.9, confidence interval [CI] = 1.4 to 24) than drug negative infants. Eleven infants died from the sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS); 58% were positive for drugs, predominantly cocaine. The odds ratio for SIDS among drug positive infants was 1.5 (CI = 0.46 to 5.01) and 1.9 (CI = 0.58 to 6.2) among cocaine positive infants

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>>140102638
No sages allowed.

This thread is under my protection.

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>>140102525
Coffee is only degenerate if you can't access it. Otherwise it's positive.
>>140102769
GAUB
>>140102967
HAHAHAHAHAHA.... CUTE.....!

why would you attack a drug that is clearly much more harmless than the ones we have legalized?

i mean really how autistic can you be?

>>140102967

Oh. Are you a mod?

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>>140102921
sure wasted a lot of time, why didn't they just tell the infants it was just a plant?

>>140103036
>Coffee is only degenerate if you can't access it. Otherwise it's positive.


Never heard this logic before. Have to say, it fails pretty hard.

>>140103233
No it doesn't

>>140103164

Well, most of the kids on 4chan haven't actually taken statistics, much less hold any degrees in it.

The only thing most of them have is acne bursting through their scraggly beards.

>>140103362

So degeneracy is correlated to availability?

Sounds like you've thought this through.

I can hear your shekels tingling in the background.

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>>140103402
wow what a great reason to legalize marijuana

not as good as the fact it's just a plant of course

>>140103519
Coffee drinkers who can't get coffee are in a degenerate state, probably moaning and bitching, but they're more alert, energetic, and useful than the average non-coffee drinker when they have drunk the coffee, and there are no negative side-effects to drinking it.
If you can reasonably expect to be able to afford coffee for the rest of your life and it makes you function better and more able to do non-degenerate things, it's a net positive, except in a survival situation or in a situation in which trade is disrupted. If you live somewhere you can grow coffee and you do though, I can't see anything degenerate about it.

It makes your piss smell awful too, so you can piss on your enemies to drive them away.

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>>140104339
tea is better than coffee though

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>>140100301
>postmoker's

what?

>>140103109
>muh muh autism just autism just autism it's just autism muh autism guys it's just autism muh autism muh autism
I don't know, might be full retard

>>140103109
no one attacked the drug here

just the addicts

and their bad arguments

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>>140104489
Nah bro.

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>>140106846
well, I'd be hesitant to call green tea better than coffee let's not get ridiculous. But that's what's so special about tea there are a million trillion varieties. You could drink a new flavour every single day of your life but with coffee you are stuck with one flavour forever. It's hell.

also we have iced tea and hard tea

>>140100301
"Addiction" is a meme. You are addicted to everything your body tells you is pleasurable or craves, whether it be weed or caffeine or beer or sugar.

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>>140107092
We have iced cowfee, frozen cowfee, espresso, cold brew cowfee, flavored cowfee...
I actually think tea (only sweetened iced tea actually) tastes better desu but it doesn't boost me.

>>140100301
What happened to her?

>>140100301
I want all potsmokers to smoke poison oak

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>>140107434
tea drinkers are like people who level up normally and coffee drinkers rely on rare candies.

>>140100301
Dealing pot should get the death penalty, desu. And subhuman stoners should be beaten until they stop being subhuman stoners.

>>140100301
Yup. Stupid fucks being stupid fucks, nothing special here. Addicts who aren't honest with their addiction are not to be trusted.

>>140108041
>not ironically killing them