Second Falklands War

>>140076149
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4847622/Argentina-s-bid-warship-ideal-invading-Falklands.html

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>>140076149
I spy
with my little eye
a ship that don't get to leave dock

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Don't worry, dad.
Everything'll be just fine.

Nigel, ask Mohammad for a vest.

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>>140076149
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

I really hope the UK gets their asses raped this time around.

>>140076149
Argentina more white then UK

So go for it Argentina wreck UK

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>>140077634
>Everything'll be just fine.

Yeah when your government sells weapons to everyone they can and profit of other people killing each other

Amerimongrels and their lack of foresight, and they wonder why 99% of the planet hates them?

>>140077830
Likewise

UK is Islam country now

>>140076149
>m-muh brittania rules the waves

>>140076149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXnmPHAhTxA

>>140077752
>You are the Baltimore of South America.
Not gonna lie, that one was pretty damn good.

>>140077874
Get ready to be rekt

Why can't we just sell the islands to Argentina? I'm tired of their complaining, might as well just let them have those useless lumps of rock. We could use the money to fund the NHS

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>>140076149
Argentina about to get fucked up

>>140076149
>Argentina attacks Falkland islands
>UK rightfully claims war of aggression
>All NATO members BTFO Argentina

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>>140077752
I haven't laughed so hard in my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fg5amio4jU

Better do something about the entire rest of their armed forces first.

>>140078033
>We could use the money to fund the NHS
This site is for 18+ only.

Me thinks Argentina wont do shit as we will fuck them.

Are we going for round 2?

>>140078083
By whom a self-hating UK you would have a civil war before that all the niggs and libs would go colonialists

Why would the argies even attempt this again? I thought they only did it last time coz they had a dick tator but the argie population couldnt give less of a shit about falklands?

>>140077874
Our empire was built on war profiteering. It is our flesh and blood. Hate us if you will, you will still buy our weapons.

>>140078432
This murica will sell to the highest bidder no more brotherhood

>>140078033
>We could use the money to fund the NHS
Look if you're not old enough to vote, don't voice your opinions, kid.

Falklands is not worth that much money.

>>140078033

>useless
>what is EEZ

>>140077444
Only one pair of knickers? Disgusting!

>>140078516
You are going to lose it ;)


Go Argentina get those UK niggs

>>140078425
They won't attempt it. This is part of a war on our morale; a strong English mind is dangerous. I (((wonder))) who's responsible for this anti-English propaganda. If Argentina attacked NATO as a whole must defend us. They can't do shit.

Why does Argentina care? 51million on a boat that could be sunk with one missle? What a waste of money for some island

>>140078641
I wonder who is behind this post...

>>140078703
right so its bullshit freakout clickbait.

>>140078708
A jew.

>>140076149
you could put 'ideal for invading the falklands' on the end of selling anything remotely military

fake, shitty news

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>>140077752
For the amount of Britong salt after 30 years you would think they lost the war.

>>140076149
>implying

The Falklands is ten times more defended at the moment than it was in 1982. And the disparity in strength between Argentina and the UK is higher now than it was in 1982. Shit, there's a massive base on the Falklands now whereas before there wasn't fuck all.

>>140078986
>We're the salty ones

>>140078033
the islands are sitting on a fuck off big lump of oil

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That's a nice ship you've got there Argentina, would be a shame if it sank somehow?

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>>140078033
That's right, cuck. Give them the Falkland. After that give Gibraltar back to Spain. And after that free Scotland. And then Wales. And then pretty soon all you'll have left is the tiny caliphate of London as the last memory of your empire.

Gods, what happened to you Britain?

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:^)

>>140076149
>country being invaded by shitskins
>practical police state, people being arrested for eating a bacon sammich in the vacinity of a muslim
>muslim rape gangs widespread
>zero privacy, government passing more and more laws to spy on everyone
>banning porn
>muh falklands tho

>>140079167
>One person counts for the entirety of Britain

>>140077634

You can tell that's not a Russian ship because its not billowing a cloud of black smoke

>>140079426
You can tell it's not a Russian ship for a number of reasons.

http://www.hullwebs.co.uk/content/l-20c/disaster/dogger-bank/voyage-of-dammed.htm

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>>140079311

>>140078033
The falklands are used as a butterfly to distract attention away from the actual problems the country is facing.

>>140079367
welcome to 4chan

Selling off yer boats before you crash them, or to pay for the damages to the currently crashed ones?

Mrcrabs.exe

>>140076149
>Argentina buys 1 ship
Who gives a shit?

Call me back when they get a navy that is at least half the britbong.

>>140079662

Pay denbts

>>140077444
>Let's get this all out on to a mat
>Nice!

>>140078641
shove your tiki torch up your ass mongrel fucking burger

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>>140079072
>the islands are sitting on a fuck off big lump of oil
did someone say something about oil?

>>140080170
See what you did there

>>140076149
>$50 million warship

Meanwhile the UK has spent the past 10 years building ships worth £350mn-3.5bn

That thing is a glorified fishing boat

>>140077874
The UK is an Islamic country now, so fuck you.

Anyone who doesn't support Argentina over UK is a faggot

>>140076149
Do what Russia did to Alaska.
Sell it to them so we avoid a war, and get a shit ton of money for our economy.

>>140076149
Hahaha Round 2 lads let's fucking go!

>>140076149
lol and this time the UK is too cucked to win, thanks to themselves

>>140076149

It's almost like i've seen this before...

>1982

Oh yeah.

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There's not a single exercise of war in which agie navy defeat hue navy.... and we have no navy.

gl protecting the poor sods in their floating tomb

>>140080627
I don't think they can afford drones.

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>>140080485

>50% thinks he has a right to talk shit against 87%

I will never understand why Americans feel like they're in a position of superiority to speak on these issues

Good luck.

Our Russian friend will help you understand things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fg5amio4jU&

>>140080567
>implying you should ever sell your own people to a foreign country
>implying argentina have any money to pay
>implying it'd be a shit ton of money even if they paid the highest we could reasonably ask for
>implying we're the ones who would have to avoid the wat
>implying that the falklands aren't an incredibly strategic naval and air base in the south atlantic
>implying there isnt a fuckload of oil under the falklands
>implying you're not a corbyn voter

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>>140076149
good time to assert sphere of influence over Malvinas- britCons would take the bait for domestic consumption, but on the downside their military escapades would strengthen support in EU for sanctions/punishing brexit conditions which cannot be met

>>140080567

You can't spend that money unless you want inflation to skyrocket.

Why would we sell British subjects? What the fuck even are you, Ahmed?

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>>140080778
Don't even bother replying to him.

Remember that when you see a US flag there's only a 56% chance that the person you're talking to is white.

And even then... American have a very liberal definition of what constitutes "white".

>>140078986
>calling us the salty ones

lmao

>>140076149
I didn't give a first time and I still don't give a shit now about some stupid inbred island sheep fuckers or about who claims to own them.

>>140081432
>stupid inbred island sheep fuckers

They are British you cuckold. Giving up the Kelpers would be a stain on our nation.

>>140078703
Considering it was lopped sided last time with some RMC and RE using night optics, if it happened this time with NATO getting involved we could take over Argentina as a country and restart the empire.

>>140077874
Yeah lets just not mention mummy may and her saudi mates...

>>140080802
Based Ivan telling it like it is.

>>140078986
>Chasing Top Gear presenters out of the country due to a car number plate
> We are salty

k den.

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>>140080229
Here's a better pic

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>>140076149
I hope they try honestly, would be great banter

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>>140079581
British soldiers pose for photograph. Circa 2018.